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Mentally Unhinged Libtard Carol Garner Doughty Has Daughter Who Uses “They/Them” Pronouns. Because…Of COURSE She Does!

Behind every nutjob who uses the plural “they/them” pronoun is an insane, mentally sick, far-left mother who is either single or has a browbeaten, uxorious husband who sits by and allows the insanity to unfold.

Carol Garner Doughty is no exception.

***Every time you see “they/their/them” you can safely replace it with “Carol is mentally ill.”***

I read this thing five times and STILL couldn’t figure out what was going on. The only thing that clarified it for me was the picture she posted of “James” as a little girl. Then it all made ‘sense,’ in a libtard, retard kind of way.

James is a girl and thinks she is a male – and also TWO people. In the old days, we’d get her some psychiatric help and maybe toss mom in the loony bin for playing along with this bullshit.

The reality is her daughter is just a butch lesbian. But that is SO boring these days! Butch lesbians are a dime a dozen and nobody gives a shit.

But hey – insist on being called JAMES and also throw in the ridiculous “THEY” pronoun (even though this is ONE PERSON) and now you are a protected class that your mentally unhinged, fuckhead mother can parade around and wear like a merit badge to show all her other insane girlfriends that SHE is greater than them! Naturally, her circle of friends plays along with the insanity….

These are the kinds of loons you should write out of your life completely. If one of my buddies’s wives posted this shit, I would ridicule them mercilessly and then post birthday wishes on Facebook saying something like “I can’t believe SHE is 30 already! How did AMY grow up so fast.”

You can’t play along with mental illness like this. You aren’t doing them any favors.

Naturally, her daughter is a “political consultant.” Which means she is probably still sucking on mom’s titty like Clayton Tucker. You think this chick would get a “political consulting” job with some far-left wacko if she was just a plain-vanilla butch lesbian? I doubt it. But tick the “THEY/THEM” box and yammer about “deadnaming,” and suddenly you are employable.

I cannot share a country with shit heads like this who are allowed to vote. It’s pure insanity.

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts SKYROCKET +19.2%!

Wow. HUGE comeback for Lampasas. After months and months of declining sales tax receipts, this is a massive rebound. See row 585 as always.

The state of Texas as a whole was +5.19%

Not sure how to explain this. Seems too early in the year to attribute to the eclipse, unless people (and the City) did some massive stockpiling ahead of time. It was almost $40,000 increase in nominal terms. That translates into a LOT of extra spending for the month: close to $1 million bucks.

It may also be some quirk of the calendar. In years past, March always seems to be a large pop on the YoY number. Last year it was +10.2% and the year before that it was +18% (Covid stimmy-induced).

We are now back to about even on the year, compared to last year. Next month should be interesting to see the eclipse effects. But don’t forget, the City spent a LOT of money prepping for the eclipse – porta potties, parking barricades, police overtime, etc. We’ll see if it all paid off soon.

How did other cities fare?

Burnet: Barely positive at +0.4%

Marble Falls: UP 5.7% – in line with the state.

Dallas: UP 7.23% – slightly above the state as a whole.

Austin: UP 7.55% – similar to Dallas.

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Marinating In Envy Juices.

Like the fat, pale worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle, so doth Clayton Tucker lay there marinating in envy juice. For a guy who can’t even earn enough money at age 33 to move into his own apartment and away from mom, he SURE spends a lot of time worrying about how much Jeff Bezos pays in taxes every year….

“Us”? LOL. Who’s ‘us’? I can just about guarantee that Clayton Tucker is in the bottom 40% of earners who pay $0 in federal income taxes, after accounting for all the “credits” and welfare handed back to those same people. Back in 2021, 56% paid $0.

You also play fake rancher on GRANDPA’S property, so you don’t actually pay property taxes there – gramps does. You don’t own your own place, you live with mom and dad. Again, you escape property taxes.

The top 1% pay 42.3% of all income taxes paid. But that’s not enough for shit birds like Comrade Clayton! He thinks it ALL belongs to the government to be handed out to lazy parasite like himself!

Bezos paid $1.4 billion on $6.5 billion in income. By my math, that is around 22%. Bezos paid $1.4 BILLION in taxes. That is more money stolen by the Feds in ONE YEAR than a freeloader like Clayton Tucker will EARN in over 1,000 lifetimes! Of course, Joe Biden takes that $1.4 billion, throws in another $140 billion stolen from other Americans, and then sends it all over to Ukraine to be embezzled by generals and a gay midget named Zelensky.

Let’s look at some other stats, shall we?

Jeff Bezos started Amazon in the garage of HIS (not his mom’s) rental house when he was 30 years old in 1994.

Clayton Tucker? Still living with mom at 33 years old and the only thing he does in HER garage is hang Ukrainian flags on it….

Jeff Bezos employs over ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE! That is 1,500,000 people earning a salary that is ALSO taxed by the feds.

Clayton Tucker? Employs ZERO people on his fake ranch. Has NEVER employed a single person in his entire useless existence.

Jeff Bezos has a website that allows billions of people to find exactly what they want at a great price and have it delivered right to their door in less than 48 hours, usually. People are literally throwing their money FREELY at Amazon in exchange for their goods and services.

Clayton Tucker? Claims to be a “fifth-generation rancher” in a time when the Internet has been around for almost THIRTY YEARS, yet he STILL doesn’t even have a basic website for selling his beef on-line!

Bezos’ parents were teenagers when he was born, and his dad was an alcoholic unicycle rider. In other words, his dad was an even BIGGER fuckup than Clayton Tucker himself. Yet look what he made of himself. He is TRULY a self-made man.

Clayton Tucker? Born an only child into a stable, upper-middle class family. Had every advantage in the world. Graduated college and gallivanted around in Asia on someone else’s dime. Was STILL not gainfully employed at age 27. Is still a fuckup despite having every advantage handed to him.

Jeff Bezos has given away BILLIONS to charity. Gave $120 MILLION to help the homeless. Has given more to charity than Clayton Tucker will EARN in 5,000 lifetimes!

Clayton Tucker? Handed out a couple boxes of shitty Froot Loops to the local mission once. Probably purchased with mom’s credit card. Has NEVER given beef from his fake ranch or crops from his fake farm to the local mission. Has likely never donated more than $20 to any charity in town.

Verdict?

Jeff Bezos: self-made man who earned every penny.

Clayton Tucker: grifter parasite waiting for mom and dad to die so he can have his own house….

Bitter Elitist Lib Shrew Carol Garner Doughty STILL Hanging Out In “Backwards, Violent” State of Texas.

Hey bitch! What gives?? I thought you were moving to Lenox Massachusetts FOUR MONTHS ago!

**Totality was 4 minutes and 28 seconds. So I’m not sure how you “saw 15 minutes into totality,” you complete chowderhead.**

Notice that this commie bitch is compelled to inform you she is on the Flintrock Golf Course, no less! I’ll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS that if I tried to waltz onto the property at Flintrock Country Club, I’d be quickly tossed out on my ear or thrown in jail if I refused to leave.

But commie twats like this, who belong to exclusive, gated, invite-only private clubs are just FINE with the U.S. southern border being wide open to third-world scum. Rules for thee but not for me.

Pardon my French, but she is the biggest cunt in Texas, I think. Just look at that face – wrinkled and aged by bitter liberal Karen juices. Such an empty, sallow cuntshrunken head. She can’t help but sneer at anyone outside her little 1% of elite, Tesla-driving, green-energy, pronoun-brandishing cuntcult.

She is that 1% libtwat elite who take 14 vacations a year overseas but want to ban fossil fuels for the little people like you. My greatest hope right now is that there is a large, fast-growing tumor in her pancreas she is unaware of….

Also, why are you even still HERE in the “backwards, violent, bloody” state of Texas almost TWO YEARS after bitching publicly about how much you hate it?

Why don’t you grab your lemongrass tea, shove your yoga mat into your NPR-logo carrying bag and move to Massachusetts already. Go live amongst the other morons who think Teslas and wind turbines are a great idea.

To illustrate the scale of the gap between the elite 1 percent and the rest of the country, consider the elite 1 percent’s views on climate issues (and understand that these ideas are opposed by 63 percent to 83 percent of most Americans).

77 percent of the elite 1 percent would like to impose strict restrictions and rationing on the private use of gas, meat, and electricity.
72 percent of the elite 1 percent favor banning gas powered vehicles.
69 percent of the elite 1 percent favor banning gas stoves.
58 percent of the elite 1 percent favor of banning sport utility vehicles.
55 percent of the elite 1 percent favor banning non-essential air travel.
53 percent of the elite 1 percent favor banning private air conditioning.

As Rasmussen noted, the degree to which the elite 1 percent think their views represent those of the average American is astonishing.

Socialist Maggot Cries About Trickle Down – Forgets He Owes His Very Existence To It.

The biggest socialist scumworm in Lampasas takes to one of his many social media accounts a few times a month to cry about how unfair the world is.

As a reminder, Clayton Tucker is also chairman of the Lampasas ~~Democrats~~ Socialists and lives with his mom.

***Reminder: the bottom 47% of Americans pay ZERO taxes. The top 1% pay 42.3% of all income taxes paid.***

Actually, in my little orchard out here on my property, it kind of DOES work like that. I see the rain hit the leaves, then it trickles down to the soil. After that, it trickles down through the soil and gets to the roots – which absorb the water and makes the tree grow with more help from the leaves up above, actually. It’s called photosynthesis. Pull every single one of those leaves up top off, and see how your tree does in June, you complete clown horn.

This analogy is about as good as his other ones likening paying back your loans to drinking polluted water or solar panels in cold weather.

It is also hilarious because socialist bodaggit Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX owes his ENTIRE existence to “trickle down” in one way or another:

#1 – the land you prance around on a couple times a week taking gay pictures of yourself with goats actually belongs to your grandparents. You don’t own it. You’re lucky they let a little bit of that land “trickle down” to you so you can pretend to be a ‘rancher’ for the little old communist ladies on Facebook.

#2 – the upstairs bedroom you live in is actually your parents’ house. You are lucky they let a little bit of their house “trickle down” to a parasite like yourself or you’d be living on the streets.

I’m also wondering how many people you employ at the “ranch” that you supposedly founded and manage. Seems to me you should be employing people and giving them a generous share of your ‘profits’ (LOL!) you earn every year. No? Or maybe take some illegal Haitians and Africans onto your land and pay them a ‘fair and dignified’ $25 an hour with health insurance too! Do you do any of that??

Of course not. Because you can’t even put a roof over your OWN head. Mom does that for you.

Now, why don’t you go let Robert O’Rourke blow another load in your mouth so it can trickle down your chin, douchebag.

Election Being Stolen As We Speak.

The same exact playbook Dems used for California is playing out here in Texas.

Let’s back up a little.

California used to be a red state.

Republicans won 8 out of 9 presidential elections during the mid-1900s. Even in L.A. itself, the GOP won 6 of 10 presidential elections.

Then something changed. In 1986, Reagan cut a deal with Dems and granted amnesty to MILLIONS of illegals, majority of them residing in CA. This granted them the right to vote.

Since then, the GOP has not won a single presidential election in California. If TX (40 electoral votes) goes the way of California, we will have single-party rule in this country. Forever.

LEDC Discussing “Workplace Business Concept” For Empty $7.4 Million Business Pork Project. Unclear What That Means.

There was a tiny nugget of info in the latest LEDC packet on page 5 (item IX) and buried in the minutes from the February 21st meeting. Naturally, it was discussed in super secret “executive session” so the plebes couldn’t hear what was going on.

According to the packet:

“Discussion and possible action regarding Workspace business concept at the Lampasas Business Park and terms of engagement with the company.”

I’m not sure why they capitalized “workspace,” because that would denote a proper noun and thus the name of the company. But I KNOW from years and years of tangling with the LEDC bozos that they would NEVER let the name of any company out in the minutes this early in the game. They’ve spent tens of thousands of dollars on their hack attorney JC Brown just to keep info like that from me.

So it’s clearly a typo by the secretary. Or she doesn’t understand proper nouns. Most likely the latter.

I can also find nothing on any company called “Workspace” except for this one located in the UK.

What this kinda sounds like to me is yet ANOTHER level of scammers trying to insert themselves between the taxpayer, the LEDC and the end user.

For instance: perhaps it is a (as-yet secret and unnamed) company that specializes in the “shared office space” business model. A model that is rife with grifter scumbags and morons like WeWork’s Adam Neumann. A model that is doomed to huge failure especially now, as office space across the U.S. sits unused in the wake of the Covid scamdemic.

I can see the LEDC falling for something this stupid. They would give this “workspace” company a bunch of free stuff and land so they can build some office space there that will likely sit empty forever. Think of that Twisted Oak building right down the street…then multiply by 20.

If the office space never gets filled, the “workspace” company walks away with very little lost.

If it by some miracle makes a ton of money, the workspace company cleans up and LEDC gets nothing.

Heads, I win and tails you lose.

Naturally, this is lose/lose for the taxpayer. Kind of like the retarded “Industrial Park” agreement they recently blew up and wasted $45,000 on.

This will just be a LOT bigger.

Speaking of retarded deals and the LEDC, it looks like Eco-Turd is maybe packing up and vacating that building over there by Lampasas Beer Market. They look to be disassembling that awful, shitty demo fence that has been there for a year or two now. The fences that were marketed at almost $100 per linear foot…

***“Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!”***

I drive by there all the time and it NEVER looked like anyone was “manufacturing” jack shit, to me. Either way, there are literally ZERO cars out front now and some new signs on both doors that say “Authorized Personnel Only” as if maybe, just maybe, Mike Cour got the boot and is not welcome back.

Don’t forget that Eco-Turd had the gall to ask the City of Lampasas for $1.8 million a couple years ago. LEDC was either smart enough or broke enough that they never entered that deal.

If any birdies want to sing about Eco-Strong leaving town or moving into new digs – you can reach me at lampasshole@protonmail.com

Related: did you know the LEDC has a Twitter page? Yep. Hasn’t been updated in 2.5 years, however. Such a hard-working group. Thank goodness we have them in charge.

LEDC Nitwits Taking Taxpayer-Funded Junket To….Atlanta?!?

It just gets more and more ridiculous.

Not content to blow $4,200 on joining another useless organization (Grand Central Texas Economic Development Corporation) – it looks like they are actually going to let Ybarra (and very likely some other hangers-on) travel to ATLANTA for the GCTEDC Conference!

See page 4, section VIII

Guess we have to add this to the massive list of expensive and useless conferences that the LEDC has blown tens of thousands of dollars on over the years.

First of all, these things have proven useless over the last 20 years as NONE of them have produced any tangible benefits.

Secondly – and most importantly – WHY in the hell would you have this thing in ATLANTA, GEORGIA?!?

The GCTEDC is busy telling the world how awesome Central Texas is, and you all go and travel to ATLANTA to spend your money there?! Makes zero sense.

***We charge cities $4,200 to join so we can promote Central Texas! Then we hold our convention in Atlanta – 900 miles away!***

Atlanta is a shithole. What can that city possibly have to teach them about “economic development”? If you don’t believe me, go ahead and have some dinner/drinks in the Buckhead area after the sun goes down. Twenty years ago, Buckhead was a very nice and swanky area. Now it is overrun by hoods, thugs and scumbags.

Wait, lemme guess – the moron in charge of finding a city for this thing wanted to make sure it was “diverse” enough for everyone? Absolutely outrageous.

This organization (which the LEDC now belongs to after a $4,200 donation) decides to take their convention money to ATLANTA instead of any of the dozens of nice cities/towns/hotels in the Central Texas area? Not to mention now you all need to buy airfare to travel there instead of getting in your car for 90 minutes to travel to Waco or Belton.

Fucking morons.

Lampasshole Easter Egg Algorithm For Scoring Big.

Remember folks, if you want your kids to be the most ruthless Easter egg hunters ever, listen to me carefully:

The secret is to bypass all the obvious eggs in the near vicinity and sprint like a fugitive to the farthest edge of the yard where all the slow/dumb/small kids AREN’T and clean house out there, methodically making your way back to the pack of losers at the front who all fought over only 40% of the eggs.

This maximizes your per-capita egg haul.

It’s simple math.

Mark Langford Probably Takes a Morning Shit That Is Bigger Than Clayton Tucker.

I love reading about the cattle industry in the Lampasas Dispatch. They have an in-depth article a few times a year, like they do today on page five.

I’ve probably read dozens of these articles over the last decade. I’m fascinated with that stuff. The economics of it. The many factors that go into being a successful rancher. You have to know a LOT about a lot of things: animals, soils, grass, business. Those guys are the backbone of America and Texas (along with the oil guys). A tough and thankless job, really.

In ALL those articles I’ve read where they talk to experts and others in the industry around this area, you know what I have never, ever seen? The name Clayton Tucker! For some reason, the Dispatch never calls up local socialist Comrade Clayton Tucker to ask him about the pulse of the cattle industry – even though he has claimed to be a fifth-generation rancher for many years now.

That’s because Clayton Tucker is a fake rancher. He has also been a fake cowboy and a fake farmer in the past, but today we will focus on his fake ranching.

Let’s compare these two humans (I refuse to call Comrade Clayton a ‘man’)

Disclaimer: I have never met Mark Langford nor am I a relative or employee….these are all guesses plus what I could find on the Internet

First we have a REAL rancher….

Mark Langford, owner of Langford Ranch Enterprises: has been ranching for 40 years. Bachelor of science in Agricultural Economics. Is quoted in newspaper as an expert. He probably employs DOZENS of people. Does NOT have seven different social media platforms where he wastes hours taking pictures of and naming goats. Probably understands how to use the CME cattle futures market to manage price risk.

Probably married to a babe with awesome kids. Probably can wrestle a bear and drink five beers without getting a buzz. I doubt he ever wore a mask or got the “vaccine” when it came out. He doesn’t get sick.

Probably drives big-ass truck with 180,000 miles on it. Probably deer hunts in his spare time. Probably has hands like hams and an American flag on his sprawling property that HE owns, not mom. Probably friends with other local bad-asses like Rickie Roy and Van Berry. Would not be surprised if he has killed a number of coyotes with his bare hands.

Then we have…..

Comrade Clayton Tucker, ‘founder’ of RX Ranch: has only been ‘ranching’ since December 21, 2023. Has never employed anyone in his life. RX Ranch employs zero people. Is a pathological liar. Majored in “International Relations” at joke school in Georgetown. Is a moron who probably has never even HEARD of the cattle futures market nor able to understand price risk hedging.

Couldn’t get into A&M if he tried. Just recently took several beginner ranching courses. Is never quoted by newspapers as ranching expert but instead rants on street corners with other commies demanding free shit like a parasite…

Is more worried about having 1,000 followers on Instacrap than producing any beef for sale…

….drives girl car (Chevy Equinox).

Wants to ban rifles. Hands are likely soft as baby shit. Uses girl machine at gym. Lives with mom. Was petrified of Wuhan virus that was no threat to him and complained for two years that nobody was wearing a mask – even as he wore one in his car.

Forgets he is a rancher much of the time….

Rarely seen in the company of women. Carries a purse and has a fupa….

Hangs out with scumbags who hate America and then puts a Ukraine flag on his mom’s house where he lives!

Did I mention “lives with mom”?

So, as you can see: it is no wonder that every single Dispatch article on REAL ranchers in Lampasas over the last decade has failed to mention, quote or contact Comrade Clayton or RX Ranch.

They understand he is a poseur and clown horn.

Q.E.D.