The REAL Clayton Tucker: Spoiled Trust Fund Dork In A Ball Cap Stumping For Commies.

All the septuagenarian suckers who have just been introduced to Clayton Tucker “the humble, church-going rancher” in the last eight months are victims of a humongous and brazen lie.

No, he hasn’t “worked the land” his whole life. He was an only child who grew up in urban Georgetown and played the tuba. Dad worked for aerospace companies – as he has admitted in newspaper articles.

Dad is an “engineer by trade” and has a side hobby of restoring old Pontiacs. Not a rancher.

They are just one of thousands of families around here who have acreage and a few animals. That does NOT make you a “rancher.” I have acreage myself and have owned pigs, goats, etc for over 13 years. I would NEVER call myself a rancher. A rancher busts his ass and feeds people and deals with a REAL business.

Idiots who live in Dallas and Austin have no clue about that difference.

The Tuckers are not ranchers. Sorry, but it’s true. It’s a minor hobby like having some pets. Doesn’t pay the bills. Tucker HIMSELF admits on his abandoned website that he likes the animals for the property tax breaks.

No, he doesn’t understand the “business” of agriculture because he has never run a ranch for profit, only for a small hobby while taking pictures of goats on grandma’s land.

No, he is not schooled in agriculture, he was a poli sci major and didn’t even bother registering the “multi-generational family ranch” as a corporation until December of 2023.

He has never had a single employee. His website hasn’t been touched in nearly two years – the SAME single sad mini cow is STILL for sale over a year later!

Here is the REAL Clayton Tucker. The one who existed from from birth up until about 18 months ago when he decided he wanted to run for office AGAIN (he has run and failed three times already). That’s his REAL ‘job’: running for office every two years. ANY office.

Not a water researcher either. Another massive lie.

Oh and he was BIG TIME into the stupid pronoun thing. The INSTANT he decided to run for Ag Commissioner, he erased all that and hid his true colors.

THIS is what he did in the springtime: not “bailing” hay but walking the pavement knocking on doors and backing far-left nutjobs like Jonathan Hildebrand and Sandra Blankenship.

Sandra’s genius plan was (1) give a TON more money to the failed government-run school system (2) tax the living daylights out of fossil fuels and (3) give a TON more money to wind power and solar panels. Clayton has been on board with all of that for 35 years. He’s just hiding it from you until November 4th.

Resume of a loser political junkie and poli sci major. NOT a rancher.

You have been bamboozled. The socialist scumbag will say ANYTHING and stoop as low as he has to to get his hands on a little power. He’s a bitter, envious, failed loser. Nothing more.

He’s Mamdani without the money.
He’s Beto without the height and family connections.
He’s Bernie without the stupid accent.

Full-on Bernie Sanders geek and gaytard. NOT a rancher.

Keith McBurnett, The Scumbag Who Ran Burnet ISD Into The Ground, Now Sucking Fresh Tit As Assistant City Manager.

I just love seeing stuff like this as I pay outrageous taxes here in Burnet county.

Do you know how bad you have to be to get D and F ratings by today’s ridiculously watered down standards? It’s pathetic.

Keith McBurnett was the clown who served as school Superintendent for the last 12 years or so and oversaw this disaster. The name might ring a bell with long-time readers here because I took multiple shits on his head six years ago during Covid. Yeah, he was one of those Covidiots:

Keith McBurnett, Superintendent Of Burnet CISD, Is a Wildly Overpaid, Opportunistic, Worm-Filled Turd. (December 2020)

So the guy WAS a useless, overpaid turd after all., Gee, how did I ever call THAT one. He got paid $227,000 per year to run the school system into the ground.

Then he “retires” — but not really! You see, NOW he is the Assistant City Manager for Burnet! I have no clue what he’s pulling down but the MANAGER makes an obscene $180,000 per year, so you can bet this moron will be pulling in $140k or so. The numbers aren’t available yet.

Look at this smarmy, useless scumbag and his shit-eating, parasitic grin:

What a piece of shit. He also happens to look like the would-be pedophile school principle in Mindhunters who liked tickling little kids feet.

You know I’m right!!

Dear Dummies Protesting Data Centers In Wichita Falls, Texas:

Here is some soothing math and some calming facts for you bawling crybabies to suck on like a pacifier so you don’t all have an aneurysm over a building with a bunch of air-conditioners on it:

Wichita Falls gets their water from three sources: Lake Arrowhead, Lake Kemp and Lake Kickapoo.

If you look at their CURRENT water levels, you can see (if you are smart enough to do the simple math) that they hold about 107 BILLION gallons as of today, August 26th. That works out to over ONE MILLION GALLONS per citizen of Wichita Falls.

That’s a LOT. Please stop shitting yourself over water.

Furthermore, I’m sure you dunces are completely unaware that one of your biggest employers is a company called Vitro. They employ almost 1,000 people. Vitro is a Mexican glass manufacturer. Do you know what takes a TON of water to manufacture?

Glass.

That plant uses about 52 million gallons per year. Are you all out there walking around with signs yelling about THAT? Did you even have a clue that there was a plant using that much water in your city? No, you didn’t. Because you are dummies who are only lathered up by the latest shiny thing put in front of your noses and magnified in social media echo chambers.

Did you know you have ANOTHER big company in your town called Arconic? They ALSO employ over 1,000 people. Arconic manufactures precision aerospace and industrial gas turbine castings, specifically jet-engine blades and vanes at its facility in Wichita Falls

Do you know what takes a TON of water to operate? The foundry cooling and quenching process as those items are manufactured.

Guess what? There is ZERO information published on how much water Arconic “steals” from your city every year. So why don’t you run over there with your pitchforks and torches and DEMAND they be more transparent, like you do non-stop with the data centers? Why don’t you accuse them of being thieving “big wigs” out to steal everyone’s water? Why don’t you crucify THEM at a stupid town hall “debate” run by a Chinese clown in a dress?

Because you didn’t even know that company existed and used a ton of water before I told you just now. It’s also not being magnified in a social media echo chamber and passed around by dim-witted liberal housewives with nothing better to do than daydream that they are crusading against evil in a Netflix movie like Erin Brokovich or something.

Maybe take a step back and realize how retarded you all are and how little you know about how the real business world works. Then go on back to the kitchen and bake some pies for your hard-working husbands for when they get home from the Vitro and Arconic plants.

Firefighter Is To Clayton Tucker As Hercules Is To…

Remember those SAT questions that asked you to fill in the comparable analogy? Such as:

Glove is to hand as sock is to…

Mitten
Foot
Head
Shoe

That was my favorite part of the SAT because it was so ridiculously easy. You had to be a retard or a far-left democrat to miss a single one of those.

Well, I’ve got one for you. Yesterday Clayton made sure to politicize the wildfires up in Palo Pinto county by talking about himself. I’m actually shocked he didn’t try to blame the fires on data centers. You know, because they are so hot you can feel them five miles away.

But he DID make sure to tell his oft-repeated lie about a 6-year-old Clayton Tucker and his “paw paw” fighting fires 29 years ago because “neighbors help neighbors.”

Yeah, Clayton is just like those firefighters out there in Palo Pinto county! The imaginary tiny fire he lies about putting out as a small child is practically the same thing! Let’s do an SAT analogy for the occasion!

Firefighter is to Clayton Tucker as Hercules is to:

Nematode
Liberace
Mosquito
Ball of shit rolled by dung beetle

Give up? Well, it’s a trick question. They’re ALL correct!

Oh, also Clayton wants you to know he dropped off a couple bottle of water. That should make the difference in the huge firefight. Be sure to praise him in the comments section as he signals his virtue.

He ALSO said he’s going to make some donations. Not him personally, mind you, but the campaign money he grifted off of stupid old ladies all year.

Of course, he said that last July about the flood victims and he NEVER donated a single penny. You can check for yourself by looking at his campaign expenditures in July and August of last year. Just another grift.

It’s hilarious how he’s 35 years old and just discovered charity yesterday. He’s all “wow! This is people helping people and stuff! Amazing!” as if most of America doesn’t do things like this every single day. They also don’t trumpet it all over social media like Clayton, but whatever.

Conservatives are far more charitable than liberals.

Of course Clayton has a long history of LYING about donating to causes (flood victims, school lunch debt, etc) but he’s not so good at actually WRITING the check. Typical scumbag socialist: loves spending other people’s stolen money but a total cheapskate when it comes to opening his own wallet.

Stupid Woman Gets The Fuse Lit On Her Tampon. Cannot Answer Simple Question. Runs Away Like Weakling.

This exchange is from the earlier post where far-left Chinese activist Julie Waters acts surprised that all of her (and Clayton Tucker’s) rhetoric, lies and propaganda whipped the mob into such a frenzy over data centers.

She wants data centers gone SO badly, that she spends her days posting dumb crap all over Facebook data centers. LOL.

She’s SO ANGRY about SO MANY data center injustices that she is unable to list even ONE thing that has set her off. This is supposedly her BIG ISSUE and she cannot elucidate even a single concern of hers. That is laughable. I can guarantee you that if you scroll back too the year 2020 on her Facebook page, it is covered with stupid filters like “Say Home! Save Lives! and has her wearing a mask until summer of 2022.

This is the epitome of the hysterical, irrational woman and it’s why they should have never been given the vote. This is a carbon copy of Stephanie Fitzharris, Julie Cain Landrum, and every other dummy shitlib woman in the country.

This is how they are with EVERY subject: letting in illegal invaders, showing ID to vote, Covid masks, George Floyd being a martyr instead of a dirtbag criminal, all of it. They are totally incapable of looking at facts and making an informed, rational decision. Therefore, they should be left out of the discussion and put into a padded cell.

Embarrassing.

Lying Assholes Like Clayton Tucker Are Inciting Violence Over Data Centers With Their Ridiculous Propaganda.

This doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Of course, the Chinese twat Julie Waters acts all surprised and offended by this behavior, but it is because of HER and scumbags like Clayton Tucker running around telling everyone their power bills are going to double (among other outrageous lies) that people are irrationally enraged and lashing out.

I already talked about this last week when my data center contact told me that neighbors of construction guys were harassing them over their data center work.

The Chinese agitator and shit-stirrer Julie Waters also said:

The people came after James Frank with a pitchfork. And if you don’t believe me, go watch the live on my Facebook. It will be there for 30 days. The brutal tongue lashing came at the 4:30pm mark and the live started at 3pm.

Tonight‘s debate shows how upset the people of Wichita Falls are about data centers. They don’t feel heard. It’s probably a good thing Mayor Tim Short didn’t come as well (he had a prior commitment). The crowd would have eaten him alive.

I can almost picture this bitch rubbing her hands together gleefully as she says “they would have eatien him alive!”

The comments were filled with (mostly shitlib female) clowns like this spewing totally irrational venom:

We already have 4,000 of them and they are crucial to modern life, but sure – it’ll be the “end of America” you MORON woman.

I’ve said it for months and I’ll say it again: this is just like Covid and it’s 80% irrational shitlib females (and beta pussies like Tucker) working themselves into a lather over a pile of preposterous lies being told.

If you were to try and sit down and ask one of these hysterical females what they are so worried about, they would say one or more of the following propaganda points:

My electric bill is going to double! (LIE)
My water is going to disappear! (LIE)
It’s going to hurt my health! (LIE)
It’s going to use up all the farmland! (LIE)

These are ALL lies that Comrade Clayton has repeated non-stop (plus others) in his quest to grift money off of old ladies, and now they have totally lost their minds.

You could sit these morons down and SHOW them that every single one of their beliefs is based on bullshit, but it won’t do a damn bit of good. They are operating on feelings and emotion. A mob of deluded chimps running around tearing up their own assholes.

When the violence starts, shit-stirring dummies like Clayton Tucker should be hauled to jail for their part in it.

AI Basically Started Curing Cancer Last Week. Clayton Tucker Wants That To Stop NOW.

If you are a Moderna shareholder, you are certainly aware of what happened last week…

You more than doubled your money one morning when their cancer vaccine started showing huge promise. How does it work? So glad you asked:

How AI and the Vaccine Work

  • Tumor Analysis: Doctors remove a piece of a patient’s tumor and sequence its genetic code.
  • AI Scanning: Artificial intelligence algorithms analyze the data to spot exact mutated proteins, called neoantigens, that are unique to that tumor.
  • Custom Vaccine: Scientists use mRNA technology to encode those specific targets into a custom shot for that single patient.

This is PERSONALIZED to each patient. This is Star-Trek-like shit today in 2026.

New AI Tool Accelerates mRNA-Based Treatments for Viruses, Cancers, Genetic Disorders

In other words, the shit heads blocking data centers are literally killing people.

The funny thing is the idiots who are going ape shit and blocking data centers are the SAME ones who injected themselves with the Covid shitpoison “vaccine” and will most likely need all the help they can get when their turbo cancer arrives.

AI has already made advances in imaging, logistics and a dozen other industries – that lowers costs and increases efficiencies and productivity, which benefits everyone. It’s hilarious that Comrade Clayton is yapping about AI “taking jobs” when he himself hasn’t even bothered to get a job for the last 35 years of his sad life!

Total retard boy. All those who are against data centers should lose all access to the Internet, cell phones, streaming services and online shopping. If you are against the infrastructure needed to support modern life you can go live a pre-modern somewhere else. Go join the Amish.

“Don’t Worry About China” Says Socialist Who Lived In China And Praised Chinese Communism.

Unemployed poli sci major Comrade Clayton Tucker assures us that we have plenty of data centers compared to China and we don’t need any more.

He tells us China only has “2.8 million compute” and we have “39 million compute.” LOL. He doesn’t bother stating what the units are. That’s like pointing at two people and saying “Bob has 6 happy and Jim has 12 happy – so clearly Jim is happier.”

Or maybe like Sebastian is 14 gay and Clayton is 27 gay so Clayton is way gayer. Or telling someone “the nearest gas station is 43 away from here.”

[Unemployed moron who can’t even move out of mom’s house is now expert in Chinese advanced computer technologies]

Oh. Ok.

Actually, dork, China has the fastest supercomputer by far at 2.198 exaflops.

I’m sure China is telling the truth about it’s technological prowess. Just like it tells us how much gold it actually owns and what their military is capable of. Because countries and people ALWAYS tell their adversaries what cards they are currently holding. I saw that happen in the WSOP just last week! The guy with aces for his hole cards made sure to let everyone else at the table know it. He even flipped them over and showed them!

Not.

But let’s assume for a moment we do have 13x more “compute” than China. You know what you DON’T do when you are kicking your opponent’s ass? You DON’T take your foot off the gas for one second. Just ask the guys who played for the Atlanta Falcons during the 2017 Superbowl about that.

Of course, Clayton has never competed in his life, so he is clueless about any of that. He’s a low-T soy boy who thinks we should all sing kumbaya and “from those according to the ability and to those according to their need” and that all the sad, nice military-age males from third-world countries just want to come here and work hard.

What an unbelievably naive asshole he is.

Spoiled 35-Year-Old Child Bum Talks About “The Good Ole Days”

The buffoonery never stops….

This kind of nonsense (along with the sudden talking about going to church) is a very transparent effort to reel in the gullible old farts who thinks he’s some salt-of-the-earth rancher who has been around for a long time in the ranching industry. Let me clue you in:

#1 – Clayton was born in 1991 in Georgetown Texas – an urban area. He didn’t grow up on a fucking farm. His mom worked for the state government and dad worked for aerospace companies. In other words, they both owed their incomes to the taxpayer. His dad was NOT a rancher.

#2 – Clayton does not know life before the Internet at all. So spare me the “good old days” shit. He’s had a cushy life from day one. He’s an only child and wanted for nothing. He STILL lives with his parents, for christ’s sake. Doesn’t get much more “good old” cushy and easy than that. He’s 35…not 65 and he’s never even had a callous on his hand.

Here’s his “fake rancher with clean fingernails and soft hands” gaytard photo he took when signing his candidacy papers in his Canadian tuxedo:

“Hey big boy! Wanna tie me up like a calf at a rodeo??”

#3 – Clayton wasn’t some calf-ropin’, steer-wrasslin’, hay-baling good ole boy in his childhood. He wasn’t even in the FFA or 4H. He was a pimply dork who played the tuba and probably the skin flute, too. The rest of the time he was getting stuffed in lockers or laughed at by girls.

Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie

#4 – Here in Lampasas (where this fraud lives) there ARE a few stores like the one he pretends to pine for in the cartoon: Brown’s Feed, ACE Hardware and Hoffpauir Ranch Supply. Although at Hoffpauir’s, the “old man who knows everything” is Tina Loeffler and she is 50x the rancher Clayton Tucker is. She was even president of the Texas CattleWomen. I doubt Clayton has ever heard of that organization.

#5 – Clayton is allowed to use every modern convenience and walk around with those idiotic AirPods stuffed in his ears 24/7 but the hardware store is NOT allowed to use a computer because Clayton says so. Everyone must act like it’s 1957 OR be a farmer full time EXCEPT Clayton who will post videos on 13 social media sites and watch YouTube whenever he pleases.

Absolute TOOL BAG and fraud.