Unemployed Socialist Bum With $120,000 Poli-Sci Degree Fails Fourth Grade Math. Again.

“Are you smarter than a fourth grader?”

Sadly, for the chubby unemployed midget and would-be Ag Commissioner (hoping to be in charge of a billion-dollar budget and 650 employees) the answer is a resounding NO.

This is just embarrassing now. This fact is easily checkable in 10 seconds and with a knowledge of 4th grade math. Even WITHOUT looking anything up, it should occur to you that the NEXT 10 guys on the list have more than the first 3 – therefore the top three cannot possibly have half the nation’s wealth by themselves.

Tell me you don’t understand economics without telling me.

But when you are a bitter, envious loser who doesn’t even have his own place to live at age 35, you will lash out at those who DO have nice things even if it entails making up outrageous ‘facts’ to support your insatiable jealousy of the accomplishments and possessions of others:

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Marinating In Envy Juices.

Here are the richest few guys in America right now. I even took the top FOUR just to make Comrade Clayton look even dumber…

So that’s about $1.2 trillion for the top four guys. Of course, dumbshit Clayton thinks they have this wealth sitting in a safe in cash somewhere after they somehow stole it from him! After all, unemployed Clayton owns nothing but a laptop at age 35 and lives with his mother! SOMEBODY must be to blame for this pathetic state of affairs! He certainly won’t look in the mirror when it comes to assigning blame for his failed life.

In reality, most of that wealth is in the form of their publicly traded companies and the stock they own. Those would be the companies that employ millions of people and have also made many people wealthy who bought their stock early on and took some risk.

Comrade Clayton owns no stock at all, so he sits helplessly at mom’s house and watches everyone else get richer. This angers the socialist dwarf even more and makes him lash out with ridiculous statements and demands that he be allowed to steal from others.

Of course, $1.2 trillion is not even ONE PERCENT of the entire wealth of America. So as usual, Clayton is off by over a factor of FIFTY!!

You see Comrade, 1.6/168 = .00952 or 0.9% a VERY FAR CRY from your bullshit 50% number! And that’s the top FOUR guys!

MORON.

You know who really IS stealing from us hand over fist? A gaggle of Somali scumbags setting up fake ‘learing’ centers and home health care shell companies and stealing BILLIONS! Clayton hasn’t said PEEP about the Somalis looting American taxpayers because he worships them and adores them!

Far from the richest guys in America stealing from Clayton, in reality he FREELY hands them his money over and over and over! He even does this in his campaign as he drives around bashing the rich! He HANDS MONEY OVER to Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos repeatedly! LOL.

He is Big Tech’s bitch. He’s like an abused wife. He keeps crying over the richest guys in the country and then like a bitch, he hands them more of his meager net worth! What a fucking cuck. Hilarious!!

So to recap:

Somalis literally stealing billions and billions through fraud directly from taxpayer? Totally fine and he won’t say a thing about it.

People like Clayton freely throwing their money at Amazon, Twitter and Facebook in exchange for services they want? STEALING! They took your piggy bank! We demand reparations!!

What a douche canoe.

The Bumper -Sticker Slogans Continue. Useless Petitions Continue. Zero Deep Thinking Or Solutions Presented.

Yes because “signing a petition” will start ‘fixing’ the soil tomorrow for sure!

That phrase is from Clayton’s hero FDR, by the way. The original socialist. He was referring to the Dust Bowl. Last I checked, we survived that as a nation.

You know what wrecks soil? Your beloved cotton farmers, that’s who! You know, the same cotton farmers that are destroying the Ogallala aquifer.

You know what DOES destroy nations? Communism and socialism – and I have the receipts: Cuba, USSR, East Germany, Mao’s China, Cambodia, North Korea, Vietnam, Romania, etc.

That would be the same socialism that Comrade Clayton has loudly and proudly pushed since he was radicalized in college.

Clayton’s campaign has lately devolved into frantic twice-daily posts which are cliche bumper sticker quotes totally devoid of thought followed by an appeal to “sign a petition” which will never do a damn thing. There is no legal mechanism for his “petitions” to initiate any action by government or do anything else useful. All he is doing with these petition is harvesting email addresses so he can fundraise off of them and continue his grift.

Back about six months ago, Comrade Clayton promised to post on his Substack every single Sunday. His shitty Substack is at least a place he could go into detail about how he would actually FIX the supposed problem he is whining about.

Of course, he hasn’t posted there since his Jan 5th post where he lied about writing an AI book.

It’s SO much easier to spout a two-sentence cliche and then ask to sign a petition – like this:

Of course, the ‘forever chemicals’ are ALREADY regulated and banned as of now. So there is no problem to fix and the petition does nothing anyways. But it is a quick and easy way to signal his virtue AND harvest more emails for fundraising. He writes the little-kid sentiment of “people should not be sacrificed for corporate profits” and calls it a day. Because he is a very lazy turd incapable of any critical thinking.

Here is another…

First of all, hemp does NOT get rid of microplastics.

Secondly, if you use hemp to “detoxify” the soil (heavy metals, etc) you now have a punch of hemp plants loaded with toxic biomass. What is your plan then, genius? They have to be incinerated in a very specific and costly manner. Who pays for that?

Just how “toxic” is the Texas soil, anyways? Has Comrade Clayton ever even tested his OWN soil? He doesn’t actually OWN any soil but he could test grandpa’s soil where he pretends to farm. There’s really no need to do that, of course, because he doesn’t grow anything so the soil health is a moot point.

As you can see, he isn’t serious about any of this. It’s just virtue signaling and harvesting fundraising emails from well-meaning but low IQ old ladies.

I actually DID test my soil many times over the years out here. There is ZERO ‘toxic’ stuff in it, so I’m not sure what he’s talking about. He could also grow sunflowers to absorb that shit, but that’s too simple of a solution and it would require initiative and work on his part – he doesn’t do that.

So he will continue to spout cliches and grift money off of lonely old ladies. Pathetic scumbag.

Socialist Piss Jug Who Has Promoted Baby Killing For Decades Now Cynically Pretends To Care About Babies. Breaks Hypocrisy Record.

Just when you think useless unemployed bum Clayton Tucker can’t be more of a hypocrite and scumbag, he outdoes himself once again. Now he’s pretending to care about babies and wanting to ‘protect’ them from a phantom plastic problem that doesn’t really exist:

Of course, Clayton Tucker the far-left socialist who is suddenly worried about babies has been a loud and outspoken proponent of abortion for a very long time. Even Gemini AI knows about his beliefs…

Of course, the “microplastics problem” is a total pile of shit and a nothingburger, as I have pointed out before:

Microplastics Scare Is Total Nonsense And Bad Science.

Sucking babies out of the womb at 30 weeks and throwing them in a dumpster is a MUCH bigger threat to the unborn. But Clayton Tucker is a colossal moron and hypocrite, so he doesn’t see that contradiction in his positions.

Clayton Tucker hasn’t even figured out how to move out of mom’s house yet, and he thinks he’s going to save all the babies and families from the evil microplastics in the environment. Microplastics that HE put there, by the way! As usual, he’s of the biggest contributors to the “problem” he wants to get rid of:

Unemployed Bum With Micropenis Poisoning People With Microplastics.

Tire particles are one of the biggest contributors to the “problem” – and Clayton Tucker has spent the last 11 months driving in circles around Texas and yapping at 12 old people at a time…thus emitting about 6x the tire particles a NORMAL driver would emit.

Clayton Tucker can have shitlib old ladies sign all the petitions he wants, but unless you destroy civilization tomorrow by banning tires and clothes, microplastics are here to stay, you bozo.

EDC Dummies Ripped Off By L.A. Grifters. Won’t Actually Own Lampasas ‘Documentary’ They Wasted $30,000 Tax Dollars On.

Color me shocked! The dummies who thought it was a good idea to blow $30,000 on a “promotional film” made by two Los Angeles grifters recently found out they don’t actually OWN the film. But hey! The grifters will be glad to license them the film in exchange for even MORE tax dollars!

You cannot make this shit up.

Oh hey look! He’s wearing a “TX” ball cap now and lost some of the bling! He must be a local and a true Texan…and not a grifter from Los Angeles ripping off the City! My bad.

ALL local Lampassholes frost the tips of their hair. Is that what it’s called? Frosting? I have only heard that term used by my mother and several girlfriends in the past, so I may have it wrong.

The fact that this grifter had the balls to use the term “return on investment” with this shitty video is the most galling part of all. Reminds me of Talbert and all her babbling about the “ROI” the City would get when she grabbed almost a million dollars of Covid money for her failed ‘business’ park.

There’s more….

This is a truly Talbert-esque fuckup, in my book. It would be hilarious if the taxpayers didn’t just get sodomized for $30,000.

If you missed this whole thing, here is where I took a shit on it the first time around:

Council Approves Ridiculous $30,000 Waste Of Money On ANOTHER Video To “Promote Lampasas.”

I’ve seriously lost track of how many times I’ve predicted an EDC/City course of action would be a disaster and I was right. Fifteen times? Twenty? The “business park,” the S2M2 debacle, the Hostess House, the Industrial Park Martin’s Rod & Custom disaster, the Eco-Flex rip-off, and on and on and on.

Morons, all of them. Unforgiveable level of incompetence and retardation.

Socialist Catamite Tells One Ridiculous Lie Too Many. Peanut Gallery Turns On Him And Tears Him New Anus.

Yeah – that’s why childhood obesity is through the roof and 74% of people on food stamps are overweight or obese (46% are obese).

Clayton pays no taxes and has no kids, so I’ve never understood his obsession with feeding kids with other people’s money. I know he likes fondling them but feeding them, too? Very weird. I know he lied once about trying to pay the lunch debt down at Lampasas ISD and I caught him red-handed. But other than that, he has done nothing himself. He has supplied ZERO food from his fake farm to the local schools. A REAL rancher had to come in and do that.

Facebook agreed and tore him a new asshole for this ridiculous statement:

Don’t forget that Clayton ALSO was a huge proponent of millions of illegals flooding into Texas. That put huge upward pressure on the price of food, housing, medical care and yes, school lunches.

Dumb shit.

There Is Only ONE Thing Better Than A Pit Bull Owner Being Mauled By Their Own Dog.

And that is TWO pit bull owners being mauled by their dog!

Derp derp! There are like 300 dog breeds. If you just have to have the ONE breed that is responsible for 68% of attacks, then you are a moron of biblical proportions. If you have young kids or infants and you own a pit bull, you should be jailed for child endangerment. End of story.

I think I’m going to start adopting pit bulls from local pounds and just drive directly to the vet to have them euthanized.

Ilhan Omar Cites World War ELEVEN In Her Moron Rant.

Our founding fathers never even considered the possibility that illiterate third world women would one day be shipped into this country and then elected to congress. We are discovering a method of national suicide that never entered the minds of the founders.

Of course, megapussies and self-hating whites like Clayton Tucker LOVE that shit along with open borders.

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Wearing Arabic lapel pin.

“It’s Not Like We Get Anything From The Internet” Says Unemployed Doofus Who Lives On Internet 10 Hours Per Day.

Fake rancher grease melon Clayton Tucker is baffled that anyone would want data centers around. He doesn’t get, like, what they are for, and stuff.

Power bills are NOT higher, you fuck. There is plenty of water.

This dick-pinching glue huffer sure didn’t give a shit about “less farmland” when his hero Joe Biden was trying to subsidize solar farms on every acre of prime real estate between 2020 and 2024.

But yeah, data centers are ALL cost and zero benefit.

They have zero benefits unless you: use any streaming services like Netflix or Hulu, use the Internet, GPS, Uber, online banking, YouTube, email, credit cards, Apple Pay, cell phones, stock brokerage accounts, gas pumps, Zoom calls, post videos and photos to about 12 different social media sites, send medical images to doctors, use TikTok, Instagram, the ENTIRE U.S. air-traffic system including routing and reservations, air freight, Amazon orders, ATMs, Spotify, online gaming, and about 50 other things you use every day.

Go eat a cockmeat sandwich, Clayton. You are an absolute retard.

I Wonder Which Of Don Henley’s Four Mansions He Was In When He Got Caught Doing Coke With Underaged Hookers.

Clayton Tucker’s newest and biggest donor is apparently buying into the “data centers are destroying our resources” fad. Of course, writing a $50,000 check to an unaccomplished boob who would have ZERO power over data centers if he were elected is not going to solve a single thing. But musicians aren’t known for logic or common sense.

But he can’t be buying into it TOO much, because he has FOUR mansions hooked up to the grid sucking down about 10x more electricity than an “average” American:

So a withered old octogenarian who could EASILY get by in a nice little 2000-square-foot condo INSTEAD needs multiple massive mansions – one of which is about SEVEN TIMES bigger than the average American house.

This reminds me of something, but I can’t put my finger on it. Oh yeah…

Climate Czar John Kerry Grilled Over Using Private Jets

DiCaprio faces backlash over yacht trip among ‘hundreds of billionaires’: ‘Definition of a hypocrite’

Rules for thee but not for me. Just another moron who happened to hit it big.