Oh My. Clayton Tucker Financial Disclosures Reveal Stocks In AI, OIL, GAS and BIG PHARMA! He REALLY IS Trust Fund Tucker! LOL.

I’ve lost my capacity to be shocked by Clayton’s hypocrisy anymore, but maybe you haven’t. I wonder what all his Antifa, commie, hippie dirtgrub “friends” think about him owning stock in artificial intelligence, mining, oil, gas and Big Pharma companies??

(Glad to see Nate FINALLY come out swinging at this compulsive liar punk)

Financial statements link is HERE

You may wonder exactly what I wondered after seeing this: how does a kid with no job and no source of income for the last 13 years have ANY stocks whatsoever, let alone stocks in a dozen companies or so. Granted, they are all listed as “under 100 shares” which could be 99 shares or 3. But they DO exist in some number.

My guess? Trust Fund Tucker acquired this the exact same way he plans to acquire his first place of his own to live someday: it was left to him in a will. Probably by Grandpa Howard (dad’s dad).

Here are some of the companies Clayton the champagne socialist and limo liberal supports while he runs around yelling about wind power, stopping AI and ending fossil fuels:

QQQ ETF – this is the NASDAQ ETF tracking fund – and about 30% to 50% of the NASDAQ is now tied to the AI ecosystem. Talk about a hypocrite!!

DVN – Devon Energy, an oil and gas company. I actually own this myself, which is how I know Clayton inherited this. NO WAY is he smart enough to invest in this on his own. This HAD to be grandpa or a dead uncle or something. Not to mention he has been demanding an end to fossil fuels for the last 12 years or so. Hypocrite!!

ET – Energy transfer, ANOTHER oil and gas pipeline company. You know, the evil pipelines he complains about all the time? He’s invested in them and gets paid handsomely for owning that…a nice 6.4% dividend. I know because I ALSO own that one. Definitely a grandpa purchase and left to Trust Fund Tucker in a will.

GAIN – Gladstone Investment. This is an evil private equity fund like the one that bought out Nature Nate’s. Clayton spends his days bashing “Wall Street” while owning a private equity fund ticker that pays him about 5.8%. He literally is invested in the guys who are “buying up the small guy” that he bitches about all the time! HYPOCRITE!!

FLY – Firefly Aerospace. Clayton’s daddy works there. They use a LOT of AI and one of their subsidiaries (SciTek) is taking government money to build EVIL DATA CENTERS! The horror. Hypocrite much? Oh, and FLY was acquired by private equity as well.

QYLD – Basically the QQQ but with enhanced income by selling covered calls. I doubt Clayton even knows what that is. Definitely a grandpa purchase.

RPRX – Royalty Pharma. Wow. The kid who HATES “Big Pharma” is more than happy profit from them.

SQM – Sociedad Quimica y Minr de Chile. A company that strip mines lithium in poor countries. Their large-scale brine operations in the Atacama Desert have been criticized for leaving local indigenous communities struggling with resource scarcity while corporations generate massive profits. HYPOCRITE

T – AT&T. That would be the cell phone company that owns 75,000 towers, all of whichrely on data centers to operate. AT&T operates 13 data centers across 10 regions. AT&T also partners with major cloud providers and uses localized setups (such as Nvidia GPUs housed inside regional partner data centers)

VZ – Verizon Wireless. See above.

VTS – Vitesse Energy. Whoops, even MORE oil and gas profiteering! Naughty, naughty Clayton. Grandpa sure loved those energy stocks. Too bad he wasn’t alive in 2020 to buy XOM at $20. He would have shit his diapers at THAT sweet deal!

WCPRF – Whitecap Resources. This is a Canadian oil and natural gas company. That would be the same natural gas that powers the turbines in Memphis that Clayton tells us is causing a new “cancer alley.”

HYPOCRITE! The “toxins” he is lying about is supposedly from the natural gas turbines that run everything. But here is he profiting off of natgas extraction. Jesus what a prick.

So at the end of the day, this douchebag is everything I have been saying for the last six years: a spoiled little trust fund dork who never had to work for anything and has never had a job. Grandpa, mom and dad handing him everything. Mamdani’s cabinet is also FULL of these douchebags.

In fact, history is full of these douchebags, too. I guess they feel guilty for having so much and not working for it, so they feel compelled to virtue signal about “helping others” only they are such cheap pricks, they won’t open their own wallet (ahem, Clayton!) but instead want to rob YOU through the government to hand out goodies.

Guys like Clayton are secretly embarrassed for having plenty of everything without working for it, so they adopt this “working man” bullshit to try and be one of the gang. It’s transparent and pathetic.

Nothing but spoiled, rich twats.

Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Tries To Explain How His Opponent Is Actually The Fake One – Ends Up Digging His Own Grave Even Deeper By Contradicting Previous Lies.

Every single day, Clayton stoops to a new low with his lies and fabricated history. From the sudden church-going to the fake food allergies to the overnight love of Dolly Parton, he has abandoned all limits to his shame in his quest for power. He knows it’s now or never so he’s puling out all the stops. There is no downside since his life is already a sad shambles and his reputation is dogshit.

This one is absolute gold:

#1 – “This farm has been in our family almost 60 years” – wow! For the last five or six years, you have been telling everyone that you are a “fifth-generation rancher” and your idiot father told the newspaper that HE is a “fifth-generation rancher” which would make you the sixth generation. Since a human generation is around 25 to 30 years, that would imply the family “farm” is between 125 and 175 years old, depending on which lie you choose to start with.

So you went from “150 years” down to “almost 60 years” pretty quick there, pardner! My parents have been in the same home in Florida for “almost 60 years” as well – since 1967. There are cute photos of me pushing a fake plastic lawn mower next to my Dad while he used the REAL lawnmower. There are also pics of me picking grapefruit and oranges off the trees in our yard. Does that make me a “fifth generation citrus orchard owner” you total retard???

I mean, my parents own the land, I visit now and then and I’ll inherit it when they pass. That is the EXACT situation you are in: your 95-year-old grandma has some acreage and she allows your pet to goats wander around there for photo ops. At least, the ones who don’t get eaten by coyotes or killed by parasites.

You name your goats like a little girl naming her dolls. I bet Mark Langford doesn’t do that.

Mark Langford Probably Takes a Morning Shit That Is Bigger Than Clayton Tucker.

#2 – Why was your “ranch” only incorporated in December of 2023 if it has been such a booming and important business for “almost 60 years”?? Why have you never employed a SINGLE person while Nate has employed hundreds of people??

#3 – If Nate is such a “fake” farmer, why did private equity (NOT ‘Wall Street’) see fit to hand him piles of money for his operation? Why was HIS farm (he built from NOTHING) worth millions and millions while YOUR farm (supposedly worked by five generations of apparently-retarded Tuckers) is only worth a paltry $18,500 after all these years? In fact, why don’t you ever show us your tax filings for the last 10 years from RX Ranch so we can see exactly what you sold and grew. Last time someone asked, you told them that your crop you grow is “grass,” lol. True story!

#4 – I have lived in Lampasas for 15 years now. It is a small town and everyone kind of knows everyone else. I’ve heard of many other ranchers mentioned around town but NEVER the “RX Ranch.” You’d think such a “deep-rooted” and “community beloved” multi-generational ranch would be well-known by everyone here. It isn’t. Our local newspaper has stories about cattle and ranching all the time. They interview local ranchers about conditions, etc. You know who has NEVER been in the newspaper and asked for his “ranching expertise”? Nobody named Tucker, that’s for sure.

Also, the “neighbors helping neighbors” guy has NEVER given a single penny to any local cause or sponsored any of the beloved local festivals like Spring Ho. Not once!!

In fact, when Clayton ran for city council in 2021, NOBODY in town knew who the hell he was. The only thing on his social media at that point was a bunch of Bernie Sanders worshiping since he worked for Our Revolution – the radical offshoot of Bernie’s failed presidential campaign.

Oh, and when he ran for City council in 2021,he put down “Political Organizer” under the “occupation” question. He did NOT put “rancher” or “farmer.” That’s because Clayton is a massive fraud and cosplay farmer who has never grown so much as a tomato.

He’s George Costanza in a cowboy hat: a liar who is unemployed and lives with his parents at age 35.

Fearmongers Telling Lies. Huge Error Leads To Apocalyptic Water Usage Scenario. Dummy Was Off By 1000x

Here’s one Comrade Clayton won’t talk about:

In her book, Karen Hao wrote that a proposed Google data center near Santiago, Chile, would use an extreme amount of water.

  • The claim: The facility would need “more than one thousand times the amount of water consumed by the entire population.” as noted by Ohio Society of Association Professionals.
  • The mistake: A unit conversion misunderstanding inflated the actual data center water usage statistics by three orders of magnitude

Karen Hao admitted a major error in Empire of AI: her claim that a proposed Google data center in Chile would use over 1,000 times the water of Cerrillos’ 88,000 residents was off by a factor of 1,000 due to a liters-vs-cubic-meters mix-up in a government document.

See how quickly OBVIOUS nonsense turns into “facts”? Comrade Clayton does this non-stop with his “heat island” lie and his “hear the noise five miles away” lie. Not to mention his favorite ORIGINAL lie he keeps telling about stillbirths in cows.

Empire of AI is wildly misleading about AI water use

Luckily the tech bros are FINALLY waking up and handing out straight bribes to the people – which is what they should have done a year ago. You don’t think you could buy off, say, Lampasas with a brand-new $10 million water treatment plant or something?? Hell yes you could.

Here are some of Comrade’s favorite lies debunked by Art Chicken – he covers everything in his videos. It’s embarrassing that grown adults are falling for all this obvious propaganda. I expect a dunce like Clayton to believe it but not a normal person.

This Is A Very Easy Fix.

This does not require breathless blabbering about “Big Wigs” and “Wall Street” and demands we shut everything down for a year to “study it.”

#1 – Ag Commissioner has ZERO power over data centers or water usage, so this dummy should not even be TALKING about it in the first place! Go talk about screwworms or something. Hey wait…what ever happened to all that screwworm talk? Funny. It certainly disappeared in a hurry now that the outrage du jour is flock cameras, eh? Two months ago, Comrade Clayton was sputtering about it daily. Now…nothing.

#2 – The LEGISLATURE (not Ag Commissioner) and Governor can change the law so a $500 non-compliance fine (ridiculously small) turns into a $500,000 fine. It’s all about proper incentives.

#3 – Texas reservoirs are 74.2% full right now. Six months ago, they were 73% full. Seems like we are doing just fine even with the ZILLIONS of evil data centers we ALREADY have and HAVE had for 30 years or so. Calm down.

There is the SAME amount of water today as there was ten million years ago. Data centers don’t “destroy” water and they only use 0.4% of all water in Texas. Why doesn’t Comrade Clayton whine about golf courses??? They use WAY more water than data centers.

Retard.

The Mask Slips Again: Clayton Promoting And Aligning With EXTREME Far-Left Groups In “Fight” Against Data Centers.

Whoops.

Clayton just let everyone know he’s in bed with some of the most radical, far-left groups in existence. Groups like The Sunrise Movement (I’ve covered them before and this is not his first alliance with them) and Extinction Rebellion among other loons and kooks:

Extinction Rebellion are those assholes who are constantly gluing themselves to the middle of the road and sitting on bridges blocking traffic and idiocy like that.

ResistAustin is a BIG TIME anti-ICE organization filled with Antifa-types. But we already knew that Clayton hangs out with those losers.

THAT is the type of radical idiot truly at the core of this “anti data center” hysteria. They see it as a way to get their nose in the tent for their REAL agenda: which is eliminating fossil fuels and Western civilization altogether.

And Clayton Tucker is right there in bed with them. Just another nutjob, far-left commie retard.

As an aside, one of my biggest hopes and dreams is that someday I come across a bridge that is blocked by these douchebags. I DREAM about grabbing them by their manbun and dragging them 50 feet by the hair and then kicking them in the stomach as hard as I can. Please GOD let it happen one day.

“I’m A Hunter Too!” Says The Compulsive Liar Who Wanted To Ban “Assault” Rifles.

I was waiting for this one with bated breath today.

I wondered how the doughy, commie pussy who has NEVER in the last 15 years mentioned hunting ONCE on his many social media feeds was going to handle the opening of dove season now that he is pretending to be a church-going, God-fearing, outdoorsman rural dude who deserves your vote. I had images of Clayton’s hero Tim Walz struggling to load a shotgun and then blowing his foot off.

I’m guessing he didn’t even KNOW it was dove season until his opponent posted this picture. I also underestimated just how low Clayton would go with his lies.

I even suggested to the Nate Sheets camp a few weeks ago that they invite Clayton on a dove hunt so he could embarrass himself on film.

Clayton knew better than to stage his own dove hunt because he is 100% sure he would fuck something up – and he’s correct. I’ve caught him doing so dozens of times on these very pages (calling a nut a bolt, telling us he ‘bails’ hay, using a wrench incorrectly, etc, etc). So he decided to pussy out and tell us he’d LOVE to hunt but he is just too darn busy saving the world from data centers (which he has ZERO power to do, by the way)

He is ALSO making up yet another lie about data centers and telling us that a few dozen buildings housing computer chips will possibly wipe out Texas’s entire population of 40 or 50 million doves. MORON!! Guess I’ll add that to the list, too.

Here are the FACTS:

Clayton is NOT a hunter. I challenge him to post ONE SINGLE PHOTO from the last 10 years of him hunting. Or even a MENTION of going hunting on his many social media sites. Surely, the clown who records EVERYTHING he does for his social media has ONE photo or post about a dove hunt.

Not only is he NOT a hunter of ANY kind, he worked actively to get “assault rifles” banned in Texas. Here is the link:

Lampasas County Democratic Chairman Clayton Tucker Lies In Local Newspaper About Being Pro Second Amendment

I don’t give a shit if he’s a hunter or not, personally. That’s the least of his problems. He’s an America-hating commie scumbag, so whether or not he hunts is a minor issue in the grand scheme of his many faults and shortcomings as a human.

But to go out there and LIE so brazenly when I know 100% for a FACT he is NOT a hunter, is sickening. It shows you that he has ZERO ethics, shame or moral guardrails when it comes to ANYTHING. He’s a compulsive liar and a giant sack of shit – as I have been saying for over six years now. He just keeps proving me right.

Here is a comprehensive list of everything Clayton Tucker has blamed on data centers – every one of them is a massive, easily-disproved lie:

Dove population will be wiped out
Heart murmurs in children
Stillbirths in cows and goats (and maybe humans!)
Early-onset dementia
Wildlife destruction
Chickens laying 50% less eggs
Cattle losing 30% of their body weight
“Heavy metal toxins” in wells
Ear aches in children
Cattle breeding disruption due to light pollution
Doubling of electricity rates
“Jacking up” of water bills
“Destroying” water so that is just disappears forever
Violating his made-up law of “quiet enjoyment”
Making noises that can be heard five miles away
Creating massive heat domes that can be felt five miles away

Classic Tucker Fluff And Puffery.

“Wait, you want me to talk intelligently about actual Ag Commissioner stuff? I’d really rather talk about data centers and spout cliches. Let me distract you with a cute baby goat that isn’t even mine!”

The sad thing is that for 80% of old female shitlib voters, a cute baby goat is enough to convince them to vote for this fraud. That is the full extent of their ‘analysis’ of the race.

Fort Worth Star-Telegram Calls Clayton Tucker A Liar. In Print!

About time there was an ounce of honesty thrown into the data center hysteria. A hysteria that morons like Clayton Tucker are fomenting with non-stop lies and propaganda.

Comrade Clayton drove to YET ANOTHER “town hall” to hear himself talk, be a media whore and take up the time of the citizens who actually live there.

Remember: Ag Commissioner has ZERO POWER over data centers or water issues. This is LITERALLY all he does now. He drives from town hall to town hall and uses his allotted three minutes (which everyone gets) to tell outrageous bullshit stories. THAT is his “campaign” now. It doesn’t get more slimy than that.

But one newspaper finally called the fake rancher out. To wit:

Some voiced viral theories, like a common social media story stating that a Texas farmer’s calves were stillborn after the development of a nearby data center. Texas Agriculture Commissioner candidate Clayton Tucker has said that he was told the story by a cattle farmer, but the claim has not been independently verified.

Yes we know. It’s a MASSIVE lie and made-up bullshit he has been telling for months and KEEPS telling in order to raise money.

That’s Clayton Tucker the scumbag through and through: tell an outrageous lie about a ‘problem’ he has no power to fix anyways and then grift money off of scared old ladies with it. What a piece of shit.

Grandpa Howard must be spinning in his grave. Clayton brings disgrace to his entire ancestral line.

P.S. I heard Clayton went to the ER for a gerbil stuffed in his anus!

The REAL Clayton Tucker: Spoiled Trust Fund Dork In A Ball Cap Stumping For Commies.

All the septuagenarian suckers who have just been introduced to Clayton Tucker “the humble, church-going rancher” in the last eight months are victims of a humongous and brazen lie.

No, he hasn’t “worked the land” his whole life. He was an only child who grew up in urban Georgetown and played the tuba. Dad worked for aerospace companies – as he has admitted in newspaper articles.

Dad is an “engineer by trade” and has a side hobby of restoring old Pontiacs. Not a rancher.

They are just one of thousands of families around here who have acreage and a few animals. That does NOT make you a “rancher.” I have acreage myself and have owned pigs, goats, etc for over 13 years. I would NEVER call myself a rancher. A rancher busts his ass and feeds people and deals with a REAL business.

Idiots who live in Dallas and Austin have no clue about that difference.

The Tuckers are not ranchers. Sorry, but it’s true. It’s a minor hobby like having some pets. Doesn’t pay the bills. Tucker HIMSELF admits on his abandoned website that he likes the animals for the property tax breaks.

No, he doesn’t understand the “business” of agriculture because he has never run a ranch for profit, only for a small hobby while taking pictures of goats on grandma’s land.

No, he is not schooled in agriculture, he was a poli sci major and didn’t even bother registering the “multi-generational family ranch” as a corporation until December of 2023.

He has never had a single employee. His website hasn’t been touched in nearly two years – the SAME single sad mini cow is STILL for sale over a year later!

Here is the REAL Clayton Tucker. The one who existed from from birth up until about 18 months ago when he decided he wanted to run for office AGAIN (he has run and failed three times already). That’s his REAL ‘job’: running for office every two years. ANY office.

Not a water researcher either. Another massive lie.

Oh and he was BIG TIME into the stupid pronoun thing. The INSTANT he decided to run for Ag Commissioner, he erased all that and hid his true colors.

THIS is what he did in the springtime: not “bailing” hay but walking the pavement knocking on doors and backing far-left nutjobs like Jonathan Hildebrand and Sandra Blankenship.

Sandra’s genius plan was (1) give a TON more money to the failed government-run school system (2) tax the living daylights out of fossil fuels and (3) give a TON more money to wind power and solar panels. Clayton has been on board with all of that for 35 years. He’s just hiding it from you until November 4th.

Resume of a loser political junkie and poli sci major. NOT a rancher.

You have been bamboozled. The socialist scumbag will say ANYTHING and stoop as low as he has to to get his hands on a little power. He’s a bitter, envious, failed loser. Nothing more.

He’s Mamdani without the money.
He’s Beto without the height and family connections.
He’s Bernie without the stupid accent.

Full-on Bernie Sanders geek and gaytard. NOT a rancher.

Keith McBurnett, The Scumbag Who Ran Burnet ISD Into The Ground, Now Sucking Fresh Tit As Assistant City Manager.

I just love seeing stuff like this as I pay outrageous taxes here in Burnet county.

Do you know how bad you have to be to get D and F ratings by today’s ridiculously watered down standards? It’s pathetic.

Keith McBurnett was the clown who served as school Superintendent for the last 12 years or so and oversaw this disaster. The name might ring a bell with long-time readers here because I took multiple shits on his head six years ago during Covid. Yeah, he was one of those Covidiots:

Keith McBurnett, Superintendent Of Burnet CISD, Is a Wildly Overpaid, Opportunistic, Worm-Filled Turd. (December 2020)

So the guy WAS a useless, overpaid turd after all., Gee, how did I ever call THAT one. He got paid $227,000 per year to run the school system into the ground.

Then he “retires” — but not really! You see, NOW he is the Assistant City Manager for Burnet! I have no clue what he’s pulling down but the MANAGER makes an obscene $180,000 per year, so you can bet this moron will be pulling in $140k or so. The numbers aren’t available yet.

Look at this smarmy, useless scumbag and his shit-eating, parasitic grin:

What a piece of shit. He also happens to look like the would-be pedophile school principal in Mindhunters who liked tickling little kids feet.

You know I’m right!!