Clayton The Communist Capon Concerned Over Country Road Camera.

Flock cameras are Clayton’s new shiny object to obsess and worry over instead of getting a job and moving out of mom’s house….

I am definitely no fan of Big Brother but a camera mounted on a pole is the least of your worries. Clayton is now clutching his pearls over “privacy issues” but he completely ignores:

#1 – Project Bumblehive in Utah – an Obama-era massive data center run by the NSA to spy on everything you do. You think a camera on a post in the middle of the countryside is bad? NSA can listen to your phone calls, read your emails and sift through all your financial records (IRS can do that, too). Clayton doesn’t care about that.

#2 – Random DUI checkpoints and civil asset forfeiture. Clayton says we shouldn’t lose our rights when we get behind the wheel. Where was he during the DUI checkpoint lawsuits violating the 4th Amendment? He was in China fondling little boys. Clayton didn’t care about that, either.

#3 – Morons like Clayton post massive amounts of information on THEIR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. You are literally an on-line exhibitionist and you’re now acting offended by a camera out on a county road.

#4 – There are probably hundreds of Ring doorbell cams in Clayton’s neighborhood alone – capturing everything you do. Is Clayton going to cry about that, too? Pussy.

#5 – There are tens of millions of Alexas listening to everything you do. And you PAID to have one in your house! LOL.

#6 – Your cell phone is with you every hour of every day – you willingly do that. You can ALREADY be easily tracked since the smart phone got big in 2009 – you have ALREADY been tracked for 17 years and are too dumb to realize it. Clayton also paid $1500 for his Apple-made tracking device he freely carries everywhere.

Moron.

So please – spare us the hysteria over a fucking camera on a power pole out on E FM Bumblefuck Road. You clown.

Terry And Howard Tucker Need To Have Their Fuckup Son Kidnapped And Sent To Wilderness Therapy To Make Him A Man.

There are only two ways to explain the pathetic and unaccomplished life of Clayton Tucker – who is 35 years old, unemployed and lives with his parents:

#1 – he REALLY DOES have a brain the size of a lima bean and is a diagnosed, low-functioning retard….

OR

#2 – he has some SERIOUS mental health/anxiety issues and his parents need to take drastic action. This latest phobia proves it beyond a doubt.

Yeah, I’m sure the engineers who have ALREADY laid down 500,000 miles of gas pipelines and 60,000 miles of high voltage lines haven’t thought of this. Only the unemployed pussy caught this problem!

He seems to be finding more and more ridiculous and impossible “disasters” to worry over and I think that’s his excuse to keep living with mommy instead of going out into the world like a normal male.

Think about it! He jumps from one stupid thing to another to worry about constantly: He’s scared of heat waves, CO2, global warming, water running out, electricity grid failure, AI blackmailing him, food disappearing, microplastics, thunderstorms (yes, it’s true), poisoned water, monopolies gouging him non-stop, etc, etc.

He sounds like a scared pussy who has mental problems and is afraid to move out of mom and dad’s house because of all these calamities that might befall him. He’s literally paralyzed with fear of dumb things and thus he stays at home with mommy and the warmth and comfort of her teat:

“Mom! I CAN’T be expected to go out on my own! What about the microplastics! What about AI blackmailing me! No, it’s much safer laying here upon your bosom.”

He’s like that pussy Larry Feegan on South Park who wore a lifejacket every minute of every day IN CASE a huge flood happened. LOL.

Clayton Tucker if he were a South Park character

There’s even a name for it: Etiamophobia

Well, that’s not the EXACT name for it. Etiamophobia is fear of asteroid strikes but Clayton’s scenarios of power lines blowing up pipelines is just as likely.

This moron Poli Sci major ACTUALLY THINKS that huge companies who build (and insure) pipelines and high voltage lines just ignore a well-known and understood phenomenon for some reason. They are perfectly willing to let their pipeline corrode and blow up costing them billions in equipment damage and lawsuits because…they are stupid? Lazy? I don’t know.

Clayton himself is stupid and lazy so perhaps he erroneously thinks everyone else is as well. He ignores the fact that despite 500,000 miles of pipelines and 60,000 miles of high-voltage lines already in existence together for decades his doomsday scenario HAS NEVER HAPPENED YET.

(Also, the Deepwater Horizon was like a mile underwater, you moron. A pipeline on land would be quickly cut off and fixed.)

I know Clayton reads here, so I’m going to give him a NEW phobia to worry about and hopefully break his feeble brain permanently. It’s a scenario that is about 5000 times MORE likely to kill Clayton than this corroded pipeline stupidity.

He should worry WAY more about being at a gas station (which he does constantly as he drives around in circles scaring old ladies with bullshit) and while he’s pumping gas into his blue fagmobile, a Somali or Haitian is at the pump next to him and the dumb third-world fuck lights a cigarette and blows them both up.

THAT is WAY more likely to happen than this moronic scenario he is painting to the old ladies.

Hell, it’s FAR more likely Clayton gets into a fiery fatal car crash on the highway than any of this other stupid shit happens. LOL. THAT would be hilarious.

Notice Anything Different About This Summer?

It’s early August and it’s still not triple-digit temps. There are ZERO hurricanes so far and zero on the horizon. Stillhouse Hollow Lake is 100% full in the middle of the summer. The grid has an extra 40 GIGAWATTS of power pretty much every day. There is no Ebola virus to scare everyone with. Gas prices are coming back down again.

What’s an unemployed, hysterical, panicky socialist retard to do all day?? Oh right. Channel all of his natural ignorance and fear of everything into something new. That something is data centers.

Of course, Clayton Tucker’s DAD works for Firefly Aerospace. Firefly gets MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of tax dollar subsidies to ignite massive amounts of chemicals on fire in the Hill Country with zero ROI for the taxpayer.

But those tax dollars go into Clayton’s dad’s pocket and Clayton still lives with Dad and Mom under their roof and at their expense. So Clayton is fine with THOSE subsidies! Dad buys Clayton pet mini cows and shiny Japanese tractors to sit on for fake photos so he can pretend to be a farmer for the dummy liberals in Austin!

Four Months Ago, Unemployed Moron Assured Us Corpus Was Weeks Away From A Bone Dry Lake. Today, It Is 59% Full – A 637% Increase.

You have to hand it to the socialist Chicken Little and know-nothing bum Clayton Tucker. He’s never just a little bit wrong. He’s always SPECTACULARLY wrong and his panic usually comes at the exact TOP of any imagined crisis he’s freaking out about. He did it with Covid, global warming, egg prices, the electric grid, AI, you name it. Almost the moment he freaks out loudly about something was the moment the opposite happened in a big way.

[As he was freaking out about AI taking over the world, the SOXX and SHM semiconductor indexes hit their highs and rolled over. LOL]

The water situation in Corpus Christi is no exception.

Four months ago, Comrade Clayton lied about standing in the middle of Lake Corpus Christi (it was 45 feet deep at that time) and assured us that they were WEEKS away from all dying of thirst when the lake went dry.

The lake was at 8%. That was the dead-nuts bottom, by the way. I pointed out that April, May and June were dead ahead of us on the calendar and we’d see plenty of replenishing rains – as we always do.

I think he is now like 0-57 on his doom and gloom predictions. He’ll be 0-58 soon enough when Texas electric rates do not end up doubling like he assures the gullible old ladies it will. Electricity rates will make a slow climb upwards at about 2% to 3% a year as they have done for decades.

Any asshole who is THAT wrong THAT many times should be banned from pontificating on social media for five years. NOBODY should take this ass hat seriously at all. The idea that this retard should be in charge of a billion-dollar department and 650 employees is laughable.

It’s incredible he hasn’t just slunk off into the weeds in shame at what an imbecile he has been proven to be time and time again. But as we know, he is a dangerous combination of low IQ and a high opinion of himself that is completely unearned.

Socialist Cockroach Tries To Push Tale Of Woe. Ends Up Disproving Previous Assertions Once Again.

Unemployed grifter and fake farmer Clayton Tucker took some time off from being irrumated in seedy hotel rooms to post some more sappy nonsense onto the data centers of several of his social media feeds:

If you go to the article, you’ll immediately notice one key part of the story that apparently the dummy socialist missed (or ignored). Here it is:

“Every day, an 18-wheeler backs onto Constanza farms to be filled with black boxes filled with leafy greens like kale, cilantro and beets. The vegetables rotate with the season, but all of them end up on H-E-B shelves. Back in the 1930s, Michael Adamek’s grandfather loaded produce into the back of his Ford Model-T and drove to sell Constanzo vegetables to H-E-B.”

I’m assuming my intelligent readers will see what the issue is here, even if the dummy socialist does not. Comrade Clayton just destroyed one of his most cherished myths and talking points with that one paragraph:

This farm (and MANY others) sell their produce DIRECTLY to H-E-B and have done so for a VERY long time. It other words, there is no “greedy monopoly” in the middle of this transaction at all! It goes DIRECTLY from the field to H-E-B. We are talking beets and kale and all the other gross healthy foods that Comrade Clayton demand we eat but says we are being “gouged” on by the “greedy few monopolies” in between.

There IS no “in between” – the article makes that quite clear.

You retard.

You can have ALL the beets and kale (and other disgusting shit I’ll never eat) DIRECTLY from Constanzo Farms at your local H-E-B. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t actually like that crap either. It’s all talk. He MUCH prefers to inhale Whataburger with his obese campaign manager and pay for it with money he grifted from lonely old ladies….

I might also point out that H-E-B, like almost all local grocery stores, runs on razor thin margins of 1% to 3% and they are NOT a monopoly. They have to compete with Wal-Mart, Kroger, Whole Foods, Aldi and a ton of others.

So much for the “monopolies are gouging us at the grocery store” myth he has been repeating for a year straight.

What a buffoon. And he posted the evidence himself. LOL. Talk about a moron.

BONUS BUFFONERY: Do you know the main reason WHY this transmission line is being built?? According to the news, it’s mainly to “increase grid reliability.” This was a huge concern after shitty pinwheels and solar almost destroyed our grid during that 100-year storm back in February of 2021. They started planning all this almost immediately

Do you also know who wouldn’t shut the fuck up for three years straight about “fixing the damn grid” even though we have NEVER had another episode even CLOSE to that 2021 debacle again? I’ll give you one guess:

You know what ELSE necessitated a ton of transmission lines? The 19,000 pinwheels that Green New Deal morons like Clayton Tucker demanded we waste $100 billion on when we could have built like 10 awesome nuclear plants for the same price.

My final point is that this whole story is bullshit anyways. You’re telling me this farmer can’t just plant and plow around a tower or two? Bullshit. I’ve seen that all over the country. It’s no big deal. More likely he’s looking to shake down the power company for a few million bucks to shut his mouth.

What a total clown show, all around.

Fauci Diaries Are Proving Two Things:

#1 – Our side was 100% right on EVERYTHING and that cocksucker knew it.

#2 – Fauci needs a show trial followed by a public execution. I know that will never happen but it’s the only way to restore the trust that was totally destroyed during those years and will not come back without some consequences for the evil bastards who did this to America.

Today is a great day to reach out to that person in town who was a COVID tyrant. Reach out and rub it in how stupid and gullible they were.

For the past few years, the re-write of history and excuse has been “well, some mistakes were made but we were learning as we went.” That has now been disproved as total bullshit. Fauci ADMITS in his own diaries to many things our side said for years: the vaccine does NOT prevent sickness and transmission. The fatality rate was more like 0.2% and NOT the “1% to 3%” they kept saying publicly. Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin WERE effective treatments. He KNEW all this in 2020 and then went on TV and LIED about all of it.

I would like to take this opportunity to ONCE AGAIN publicly shame all the Covid Nazis who immediately bought all the government bullshit and were too stupid to use any critical thinking or believe their own eyes:

Stephanie Fitzharris. Clayton Tucker. Bruce Haywood. Dr. James Cain. Humbert Humphrey (deceased). Melissa Johnson. Karen Spivey-Cummings (deceased). Julie Cain Landrum. Gregory Thompson. Lee Morey. Christopher McDaniel. Grady Lucas.

I shit on every one of you.

I’ll NEVER let the Covid thing go until people like Fauci, Birx, etc are locked up forever or publicly hanged.

Dumb fuck falls for TWO hoaxes at the same time. Amazing.
Moron outside in a mask.

This Is Both The Gayest AND Most Ridiculous Statement Ever. It’s Gaydiculous.

Apparently Clayton is back to pretending to be a pious and practicing Catholic. This is the kid who never mentioned church in six years and who is super cool with abortions.

But he’s all biblical and shit now, bro! Telling us apocalyptic tales about data centers causing End Times and pontificating on Eden and stuff…

My god. So poignant. So deep. He’s like Plato, Socrates and Jesus Christ all rolled into one. HE will protect the land and the air AND the Blue Marble. Only he. The heralded environmental prophet Jesus H. Goatwanker. More brilliant and compassionate than us all. We’d all be sitting in a parched and ruined land starving to death and dying of thirst without him jumping in front of every microphone he can find and shouting “water is life!” over and over so we dimwitted rubes don’t soil our own nests and kill the planet.

Bravo.

He just can’t figure out how to move out of mom’s house.

Also…a LEADER in the anti-data center movement? What the fuck does that even mean? He made up the most lies about things like heart murmurs and stillbirths? He crashed the most town halls 5.5 hours from where he lives? He grifted the most email signatures under the guise of a “petition” that will never be submitted to any governmental authority?

The only thing Clayton Tucker leads in is the record for most goats sodomized on grandpa’s land.

Vainglorious little prick.

Clayton Tucker Forgets To Thank The Guy Who Donated $100,000 To His Campaign. Only Thanks The $50 Peashooters.

You’d think when you hand an unemployed socialist bum $100,000 to lie about data centers for months on end, you’d at least get a little “thank you” out of it! I mean, that’s like 25% of all the funds Comrade Clayton has grifted over the last year. Instead, you get ignored while he thanks the Stephanie Fitzharrises of the world for kicking in $25….

“We did it $50 at a time…but mostly with a big-ass $100,000 check from a huge, mega-rich celebrity named Don Henley…who does blow with underaged whores!”

“Oh, and our third largest donor is a radical left-wing muslim ($16,500) who only cares about getting more muzzies elected to office so they can eventually run the show.”

“Donate to Clayton Tucker! More hookers! More blow! More Muslims! I promise.”

Criminal scumbag who married her brother and hates America.

Another America-hating socialist. Note the Arabic lapel pin.
Tongue so far up the muslim asshole he can taste the Zabiha lamb!!

I Thought Of A Way To Keep The Whiny Spoiled “Farmer” Happy!

Unemployed communist Clayton Tucker appears to believe that the entire economy should be centered around farms because “no farms no food!”

[Of course, you are not going to convince me that we are short of food in this country when 75% of Americans are overweight or obese – including Comrade Clayton himself and his morbidly obese campaign manager Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young.]

What he doesn’t realize is that it’s the year 2026 and not 1826. Feeding the population takes a LOT less work than it did for most of human history. Agriculture is a small sliver of the economy now. More than 98% of the population is NOT farmers.

This is a good thing. While the idiot socialist (who has never grown so much as a single tomato) romanticizes the past and the nice quiet, data-center-free countryside where everyone tended to their watermelons and drank crystal clear water from the spring, the reality is that modern life is far superior to the “good old days” in about a million ways. Clayton would know how backbreaking it is to farm all day if he had ever actually done it.

But it occurred to me there IS a way for Comrade Clayton to live the pristine and pure farming life he says he wants. A life far away from servers and power plants and cell phones and all the other stuff he uses non-stop but claims he hates. A life where he can play in the dirt 14 hours a day and not be bothered by “Big Tech” and “Evil Monopolies”

He can join an Amish commune:

I have offered many, many times to fly Comrade Clayton first-class to Cuba so he can enjoy the “free” health care and “free” housing for himself. The only caveat is he has to live like a regular Cuban and has to stay there for at least a year.

I think the Amish idea is better. That way, he’s right here in Texas so I could drive by and watch as this weak, pasty soy boy suffers in the field after only 90 minutes of work. Then I could point and laugh.

As a self-escribed communist, you should be right at home in the commune, right Comrade? You can plant hemp and walk around with your fake shepherd’s crook from Amazon. Of course, you wont be able to post pictures of yourself PRETENDING to do all that stuff. You’ll actually have to do it for real.

My guess is you would last about 36 hours before you came running home to mommy’s house where you live with your boxes of Froot Loops….

Can you picture it? Like in the movie Witness when the old Amish guy woke Harrison Ford up at 4:30 in the morning to milk the cows?? Clayton has never even gotten up before sunrise. He has admitted this many times.

Or picture Comrade Clayton helping to build a barn! LOL. The kid who held up a nut and called it a bolt on video would likely hand someone a screwdriver when asked for a wrench. Absolute retard.

He’d be kicked out of the Amish community for being a lazy useless bum – just like his hero Bernie Sanders was kicked out of a commune for the same reason.

The Guy Whose Livestock Is Supposedly Being Killed In Utero By Data Center Noise Just Offered To Sell Me Baby Goats.

Sometimes the simplest way to go is straight to the source….under false pretenses. So I emailed Alton Fowler – the homosexual fake rancher and interior decorator who intimated his animals were all shitting out stillbirth babies due to a data center FIVE MILES away that actually hasn’t even been built yet! I told him I was looking to buy some baby goats:

So if all of the livestock offspring on his ‘ranch’ is flopping out onto the ground already dead, how is he able to sell me these brand new goat kids?

Miracles never cease!