“Tough Guy” Tucker Who Claimed To “Stare Down Angry Steers” Gets Frightened Over Car Horn. Files Police Report. Biggest Pussy Move EVER??

A few months ago, the unemployed socialist pussy who lives with his parents at age 35 went on YouTube and told us what a tough guy he was. He made up some lies about “staring down angry steers” and other nonsense that never happened.

“I ain’t gonna get bought, I ain’t gonna get bossed, I’m a little too stubborn for that. And I’m also not going to be intimidated. I grew up staring down angry steers in a bullpen…none of you motherfuckers are going to intimate me.” [7 second mark]

I laughed uproariously at this, of course. I’ve followed this soy boy beta for six years now. I see him around town. He’s short, puny and weak. I also immediately challenged him to a cage match, despite being 20 years older than him.

Anyways, the TRUE Clayton Tucker showed his soft, doughy face when a car horn was (supposedly) honked in the vicinity of his parents’ house – where he lives:

Wow. What a tough guy! Bent out of shape by a car horn. Files a police report AND a gay “press release” as if anyone cares about a honked horn. That would be the SAME police he wanted to defund back in 2020 when he fell for the BLM race hoax and George Floyd bullshit, by the way.

There are many reasons this is hilarious and he looks like a total pussy for even bringing it up:

#1 – Clayton lies about everything. I have documented it extensively. If he’ll make up stories about every aspect of his life, he will CERTAINLY make up a story about a car horn. He’s The Girl Who Cried Stillborn. He lost all credibility about seven years ago.

#2 – Your parents would have never heard the alleged horn honk aimed at you if you didn’t still live in their house at age 35 like a total loser and bum. You brought it on them just as you have brought shame to the family for decades with your failures and lies.

#3 – Your Dad most certainly DID enter the ring of this race as he has been posting political bullshit all over Facebook for many months now, under his “Pontiac Plus” Facebook page. He has commented extensively on the race and took many shits on Sid Miller (back when you thought Miller would be the candidate and before Sid and his scumbags started helping you out) – so yeah, he signed up for it too. Fuck him.

#4 – Clayton’s parents’ house (where he lives) is less than a mile from the police station, the fire station AND the ambulance station. Guess what all of those locations have a lot of? Sirens. Oh, and he’s also close to the tornado siren – which gets tested on the first Monday of every month at about 130 decibels. Does pussy boy Clayton file police reports every time a siren goes off, too? Because that happens all the time around where he lives.

#5 – Clayton throws “elderly” parents in there for more sympathy. That is laughable. Terry is at the gym daily and in better shape than her bum son. Dad STILL goes to work every day at Firefly Aerospace – he (sadly) probably has to still work as an “elderly” person because he has a 35-year-old unemployed bum of a son sponging off of him and living under his roof. That would be the Firefly where they test super loud rocket engines. Clayton’s dad’s hobby is also working on super loud Trans Am engines in his spare time. The guy is probably half deaf already, so spare us the theatrics about his delicate ear drums, you lying twat. He spends all day around rocket engines and car engines. Not exactly the hothouse flower you paint him out to be.

This might be his biggest pussy move yet. A police report! LOL.

Reminds me of the time he lost his dwarf goats (now both dead through his incompetence) and immediately blamed ‘kidnappers’ and wasted police time with THAT bullshit, too. What a complete loser and bum.

Blast From The Past: Comparing Ag Commissioner Candidates. Before Data Centers Muddied The Waters.

I want to go back to March of this year: Nate had just upset Scumbag Sid Miller and Comrade Clayton was just a doomed clown who wandered around babbling about “busting monopolies” that didn’t exist and which he could do nothing about as Ag Commissioner even if they did. His chances of winning were about 5% at that point. He told everyone he was running because he had food allergies. Data centers were nowhere to be seen. Rightfully so.

Then the whole data center hysteria lit the fuse on everyone’s tampon. Clayton jumped on the bandwagon and noticed he got attention. So he became 100% “data center” 24/7 and nothing else – even though (again) Ag Commissioner has ZERO control over anything data center, water or electricity related. Every doom scenario he screams about is an outright lie (‘data centers are causing stillbirths in cows! They will double your electric rates!‘)

Also, Scumbag Sid Miller made a deal with Comrade Clayton and took over his social media accounts to make him appear more normal. In exchange, Clayton likely promised to hire Sid and his scumbag cronies like convicted felon Todd Smith.

But let’s go back to March before the data center hysteria and Sid Miller’s treason muddied the waters substantially. Let’s look at the FACTS about each candidate and their backgrounds. Forget about data centers. Let’s just focus on the man and the little boy in this race. This is a reprint from earlier this year.

Nate Sheets Versus Clayton Tucker. A Comparison Of Candidates.

Another good headline would have been “Man Versus Clown.”

Nate is such an impressive person and Clayton is such a pathetic failure, I thought it would be fun to compare them side-by-side. It’s like putting Nata Lee (hottest female on planet earth) next to some disgusting crack whore who lives under a bridge…

Then again, at least the crack whore has her own place to live, makes a few bucks ‘working’ and is out of her mom’s house. Hey! That’s a good campaign insult! “Clayton Tucker – Less Successful Than Your Average Crack Whore”!

Let’s get to it!

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Fifth-generation Texan, a U.S. Navy veteran, and a successful businessman who built the #1 branded honey company in America from a single backyard beehive.  Nature Nate’s Honey generates revenue in the hundreds of millions of dollars per year. He emphasizes treating employees well by covering 100% of health insurance costs and providing high wages.

Clayton “Low T” Tucker: Third-generation fake rancher. Filled out some paperwork two years ago to ‘incorporate’ grandpa’s land into an official ‘ranch.’ Generates no profit for Clayton or anyone else. Clayton has employed ZERO people on his ‘ranch’ and has never paid $1 in wages or healthcare to anyone. Has one cow for sale since last September. Promised goat yoga and a petting zoo two years ago. That never happened. Has killed dozens of goats through incompetence and laziness.

Dork. Failure. Clown.

Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Has given huge sums of money to charity, served in the ministry and has gone on over 100 missions to spread his faith.

Clayton “Trust Fund” Tucker: lied about trying to pay off local school lunch debt. Lied about donating to flood victims. Gave a box of Froot-Loops to the local food pantry once. Once. Did a fake photo op in a church once and got destroyed for wearing his hat.

Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Owner and operator of Honey Rock Ranch, a 10,000-acre property in West Texas. There he manages wildlife, runs a cow/calf operation, trains cutting horses, and experiments with regenerative ranching practices.

Lady Clayton Tucker: Owns no property. Took a beginner ranching class not too long ago. Babbles about “regenerative ranching” but could not define it when pressed. Is never at the “ranch” anyways. Thought he was “BAILING” hay for the last few years! LOL.

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: A devout husband and an honest man of deep faith. Has a wife and four kids and an awesome life.

Clayton “Bodaggit” Tucker: Still lives with his mommy and daddy at age 36. Has been caught compulsively lying over THIRTY TIMES! Never seen in the company of women or a girlfriend. Has weird obsession with older muslim men, Beto O’Rourke and Bernie Sanders. Deep connections to far-left muslim scumbags.

Nice purse!!

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Wants secure borders and verified labor to stop illegal immigration in agriculture. Wants rural job creation through processing, bottling, and value-added agriculture opportunities.

Clayton “Open Borders” Tucker: Wants wide open borders. Claims Austin should be a sanctuary city and thus never cooperate with federal immigration authorities. Hangs out with Antifa types and extremist far-left commie agitators. Wants to destroy economy by ending fossil fuels in 3.5 years. Wore Arabic lapel pin instead of American flag to kiss the ass of America-hating Sasquatch Tlaib.

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Self-financing much of his campaign because he is obviously a self-made millionaire many times over. He’s the epitome of the Great American Success Story.

Clayton “Flat Tire” Tucker: Grifts social security checks from old ladies by lying to them about the world ending tomorrow and thus scaring them to death. Also lies to them that he will “bust monopolies” – and instead spends his campaign money with Facebook, Twitter, FedEx and other massive corporations run by “oligarchs.”

Looks like it’s a no-brainer! Nate Sheets for the win!

Gratuitous Nat Lee photos.

Socialist Scumbag Clayton Tucker Spent Last Five Months Spreading Fables About Stillbirths In Cows. Ignores REAL Stillbirths In Humans From Covid “Vaccine” He Pushed Heavily.

If this doesn’t totally sum up what a clueless dunce and lying scumbag Clayton Tucker is, then nothing does.

He has spent the last five months repeating an easily-disprovable lie over and over again to scare dumb old ladies and young shitlib females…

Fort Worth Star-Telegram Calls Clayton Tucker A Liar. In Print!

The Guy Whose Livestock Is Supposedly Being Killed In Utero By Data Center Noise Just Offered To Sell Me Baby Goats.

“Rancher Who Has Had Nothing But Stillbirths For Two Years” Finally Located By Me. He’s a Far-Left, Gay LGBTQ Activist With Pronouns On His Social Media. Oh – And Recent Pictures With Baby Animals.

An outrageous lie to further enrage people over a problem that doesn’t exist. All so he can try and grab a position he is WOEFULLY unqualified for.

On the other hand, there is REAL EVIDENCE that the Covid “vaccine” Clayton Tucker demanded everyone get has caused REAL stillbirths in HUMANS!

Clayton went full Nazi in 2020 and demanded everyone be forced into masks – even in their cars by themselves, like he did. He also pushed the vaccine heavily in 2021 and demanded anyone who disagreed be censored for “disinformation” as did many other moron libs like Potato Head Fitzharris. They yammered nonstop about the “pandemic of the unvaccinated” to try and shame people into getting the poison jab.

Setting aside politics for a moment and the fact that he is an incompetent, far-left radical socialist clown, we must look at a simple fact that was shown over and over during Covid: Clayton Tucker is totally incapable of looking at an issue (any issue), digesting the facts and making a smart, informed decision with those facts. He has shown this over and over and over with many issues, but let’s look at JUST the Covid situation:

#1 – he told a radio interviewer that this could be as bad as the Spanish flu and kill millions of kids (totally wrong).

#2 – he demanded everyone wear masks to stop the virus (wrong – the virus could EASILY pass through cloth masks…that is simple geometry)

#3 – he demanded everyone get the shot to “stop the spread” (wrong, it was obvious very quickly that the shot did NOT stop the spread but he foolishly believed the propaganda instead of the CLEAR facts)

#4 – he went crazy when Abbott started re-opening in July of 2020. He demanded a $28 trillion economy stay locked down longer, even though it was destroying small businesses and enriching the “Big Wigs” like Amazon and Wal-Mart who were given exemptions. He claims to be for the “little guy” but shutting them down for a cold virus absolutely killed them. Clayton didn’t care because he was unemployed then, as he is now. He had to job or business to lose.

#5 – he demanded that the schools stay shut in August of 2020 even though it was CLEAR that kids were at zero risk of dying. Millions of kids are STILL way behind because of some states’ decision to implement “remote learning” which Clayton pushed as a viable system. It wasn’t. It was a total fucking disaster.

If you want to be the head of a billion-dollar Ag Department, you have to be able to look at facts, process them intelligently, and make an informed, rational and wise decision.

Instead, he is the OPPOSITE of all that. He makes up wild false stories and comes up with inane, costly and retarded ‘solutions’ to these fake problems.

For example “high voltage lines are emitting poisonous chemicals into the soil so we should bury them.”

First is the totally false premise and then the idiotic solution. He is also completely unaware that the cost would be 20x higher. Also ZERO mention that Ag Commissioner has nothing to do with power lines, power rates or anything else concerning electricity. But that doesn’t stop this moron from going on a time-wasting crusade so he can virtue signal to the dummies.

These are not the actions of a competent leader. These are the actions of a delusional retard who lives with his parents at age 35 and cares more about signaling virtue than solving problems. REAL problems, not fairy tale bullshit like data centers causing heart murmurs in children.

Vote Nate for Ag Commissioner.

I Would Pay $5,000 To Operate This Water Cannon For ONE Night.

I can’t get enough of this. I have probably watched this idiot chick with the bike get blasted in the face 100 times already and that is not even CLOSE to enough viewings to satisfy me…..

This encapsulates the 20-something shitlib female so perfectly: absolutely ZERO instinct for self preservation. The guy behind her is cowering a bit and turning his face, trying to protect himself.

Not her.

She stands there slack-jawed and unbelieving that anything bad could possibly happen. Then she is knocked backwards into the air and STILL HOLDS THE BIKE. LOL. Hilarious. Then she is lying on the ground dazed and confused and unable to comprehend what just took place.

She’s like those stupid women in Ceuta, Spain who were waving the third-world African dirtbags onto the beach and welcoming them with waves and smiles…and two days later, those same idiot chicks are being raped by those same third-world dirtbags.

Also the same bleeding heart morons out there fighting ICE as they try to deport illegals and criminals.

ICE should raffle off the position of “Master Of Water Cannon” for one night at a riot of your choosing. You pay your money and then get to blast dummy shitlibs and Antifa goons in the face all night long. That would be AWESOME.

Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Mom Is Now A Biofuels Expert. Wants Gov To Start Hemp Oil Fuel Boondoggle.

Not happy to sit and watch the ethanol boondoggle empty taxpayers pockets, wreck engines and do nothing for the environment, unemployed bum Clayton Tucker is now demanding we grow hemp to turn the seeds into biofuel:

Yeah – biofuels are a great idea! Just ask Willie Nelson…

Willie Nelson’s BioFuel Business Is in a Pretty Bad Way

End of the BioWillie Dream

Willie Nelson lost his ass on that stupid idea. In fairness, maybe Clayton didn’t hear about the Willie Nelson fiasco. It was back around the time when Clayton was in China fondling five-year-old boys for a year or two, for some inexplicable reason:

Poli Sci major and “family farmer” decides to run off to China for a few years immediately after he graduated college and fondle kindergarteners! Totally normal! Don’t ask too many questions!

[By the way, here are some reviews of the Chinese school Clayton used to “teach” toddlers at. There are some unsavory intimations of child molestation. Make of that whatever you will.]

Hemp oil fuel is an extremely costly and moronic idea, which is why we aren’t doing it. But as usual, Clayton Tucker thinks he is smarter than everyone else and the REAL experts are so stupid they are just leaving $100 bills laying all over the place without picking them up.

What Clayton REALLY means (because he is a HUGE Green New Deal acolyte) is he wants the government to SUBSIDIZE hemp oil fuel production so he can get in on the scam himself. And there WOULD DEFINITELY be subsidies – otherwise you’d be paying about $35 per gallon for fuel.

Remember – he wants to end fossil fuels by 2030! He has stated this many, many times.

Clayton never mentions the cost of anything (‘free’ wind power, ‘free’ health care, ‘renewable’ biofuels) because he is a duplicitous piece of shit with an innumerate pea brain. But the costs of this dumb idea would be astronomical.

Here are some REAL experts destroying all of Clayton’s false statements one by one.

Hemp Fuel – Busting All The Myths

Here is just a tiny taste:

As calculated above, an acre of hemp can produce 226 pounds of oil. If we do a little math, we find out that a total of 1.26 billion acres of land are needed to produce enough hemp seed oil to equal the weight of standard diesel fuel consumed. The US is only 2.4 billion acres.

In order for hemp biodiesel to replace standard diesel, 50% of ALL land in the US would be needed to fulfill this order.

We can see that biodiesel from hemp seed oil would be extremely expensive. Imagine filling up your tank (let’s say it is 10 gallons) and paying $250.50 at the pump.

For hemp seed oil to be competitive, the price would have to decrease by 92.2%. That is just to be a replacement for soybean oil in biodiesel! For standard diesel, it is more.

With that, it is quite apparent that hemp biodiesel will not be able to replace standard diesel fuel from the supply side or the demand side. Farmers would lose money on every acre grown and consumers would see prices at the pump undergo extreme price increases.

Another mega-retarded idea from the pea-brained socialist who is incapable of the tiniest amount of common sense or mathematics. Sadly, a bunch of very stupid and gullible old ladies want this douchebag to run the second largest Ag department in the United States and probably the world! Great idea.

Fat Slob Bruce Haywood Now Screeching About Data Centers. Demands Debate On Issue Ag Commissioner Has ZERO Control Over.

I’m actually shocked this pig is still alive. But alive he is, and he’s unsurprisingly in the camp that spends all day on-line on social media and then demands we shut down all data centers because of stillbirths in cows, or something…

Naturally, he is in the Clayton Tucker camp – they are both lazy, goldbricking bums living off of someone else.

Just like Clayton Tucker, Stephanie Fitzharris and the other brain-dead clowns, Bruce is incapable of rational thought or of critical thinking. He is just a giant, fat coagulated mass of stupidity who jumps on the “latest thing” and demands action, no matter how stupid and unworkable it is.

Nate is right to ignore the data center hysteria because it has NOTHING TO DO with the position of Ag Commissioner. It’s baffling to me that the average person STILL doesn’t get that.

Just to give you a refresher on how stupid Bruce is, he was one of the retards who held his poor kid out of school during the 2020/2021 school year even though it was obvious that the risk to her was ZERO:

Of course, with her father’s gene for ‘intelligence’ running through her veins, she was fucked from birth anyways.

Obese slob wrong about every single issue. Data centers is no exception.

Bruce also demanded the entire economy shut down and the government just “hand out money” to “stimulate” things – then was shocked when inflation surged 30% in a few short years….

Bruce selflessly volunteers to spend more of other people’s money to buy shit for himself. Asshole.

Bruce has no job and just sits home collecting government checks and eating Whataburger all day long, so “staying home” was no change for him at all. He sat there in his own filth while millions of small businesses got destroyed.

In other words, he’s a complete dunce. If Clayton Tucker and Stephanie Fitzharris didn’t live here, I’d say he was the dumbest guy in town. I am more than happy to be on the other side of the data center debate when their side is comprised of such a murderer’s row of retards.

As Election Gets Closer, Outrageous Lies Multiply. Clayton Tucker Claims He Cured Juvenile Delinquents In Killeen By Having Them Plant Some Squash.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No seriously, he said this:

Yes, the feral black juvenile delinquents who attack their teachers and pull knives on other students just needed to put some seeds in the ground and pull some weeds…and now they are at peace. They get straight As and sing kumbaya with fellow students all day long. Many will attend medical school and become brain surgeons now, thanks to the power of gardening.

If you believe that outrageous horseshit, I have an unprofitable fake hobby farm in Lampasas to sell you.

There is just one problem with Clayton’s beautiful story of peace and harmony and personal transformation through pulling weeds: it’s very easily-disprovable bullshit. Just like his “I tried to pay off the Lampasas ISD lunch debt” lie.

All you have to do is spend 5 seconds digging.

#1 – the Killeen ISD would never let this happen for insurance reasons, for one thing. VERY easy to look this up. Clayton has no kids, so he doesn’t have the first clue how public schools work. You can’t even bring a fucking PBJ sandwich to lunch anymore in most places. But don’t take my word for it. Let’s ask the all-knowing Interwebs:

Why doesn’t Comrade Clayton tell us the names of a few of these scumbags whose lives were turned around by Killeen Creators? Why doesn’t he take some pictures with them? Why not show us the children working in the gardens with him? He posts to social media 100x a day about every other moronic thing under the sun….so why has he NEVER posted a single photo of this?

Well, for the same reason he never gives a name of the “farmer” who has had “stillbirth after stillbirth” due to data centers: it’s all a gigantic lie made up in the tiny pea brain of Professor Goatwanker Clayton Tucker.

There are no “student gardeners” – they are all AmeriCorps ‘volunteers’ who are paid $290,000 per year by YOU, the taxpayer! LOL. What a total scam! Here is an excerpt from the article exposing the Killeen Creator scam:

Kristin Wright, co-founder and board chair of Killeen Creators, told the Herald on Friday that the cuts made by DOGE may cause Killeen Creators to shut down operations.

“If (the cuts) go through and we have to let go of our AmeriCorps real quickly without any planning, it could be the end of Killeen Creators and our programs,” Wright said.

She explained that Killeen Creators relies very heavily on volunteers for AmeriCorps, which is essentially the domestic Peace Corps.

Killeen Creators currently has 10 volunteers who work between 10 and 26 hours. They maintain community gardens..”

Wright says it is likely that they are going to have to let go of their 10 volunteers this month.

She pointed out that the AmeriCorps volunteers bring in as much as $290,000 in living stipend money

LOL. So the “volunteers” are not poor criminal kids from the Killeen ISD turning their lives around – they are (by Wright’s PUBLIC ADMISSION in the newspaper!)AmeriCorps kids who get paid about $30,000 each to do all the grunt work.

You really can’t make this shit up.

#2 – The “Killeen Creators” does not grow food as its primary purpose. Its primary purpose is scamming $290,000 per year in tax dollars while 10 Americorps volunteers do garden work – not criminal students. The scumbag who runs it now (Kristen Wright) does mostly “art journaling” and “splatter painting” and other touchy-feely bullshit to grab her tax dollars.

Yet Another Of Clayton Tucker’s Non-Profits Grabbing Tax Dollars – $290,000 Worth.

The only person in that organization who was a TRUE believer in the hippie dippy lifestyle was Kelly Flading. She lived like a true dirtgrub and practiced what she preached. She probably lived in a yurt made of mud and ate figs for every meal. She was what Comrade Clayton PRETENDS to be.

[Ironically, the hippie vegetable lover died at a young age from cancer five years ago – leaving Kristin Wright to scam the system with finger painting classes and “crochet for a cause” and Comrade Clayton to make up lies about curing budding criminals through the power of dirt and water.]

Oh, and one more final nail in the coffin of Clayton Tucker’s outrageous fable? If you look at the calendar, they do their “garden gathering” (harvesting) on Tuesday and Thursday at 9am: when the kids are in class. LOL. Clayton is too stupid to make his lies match up with reality – that is why they are so easy to expose.

Absolute moron.

Over 100 Billion Gallons Of Water Were Just Handed To Texas – For Free!

Yes, you read that right.

Since the rain started falling last Thursday, the monitored reservoirs in Texas increased 1% from 71.6% to 72.6% – which represents over 100 BILLION gallons of water.

Every single data center in Texas combined uses around 25 billion gallons of water per year – or 0.4% of the state’s entire water usage.

[The country loses over SIX BILLION GALLONS per DAY just to leaky pipes, to put this all in perspective]

So JUST the rain that fell over a few days is enough supply for every single data center in Texas for the next FOUR YEARS. We’re good until almost 2031. Amazing!

It’s almost like the data centers don’t “steal” the water and destroy it but just use it like everyone else (golf courses, manufacturing plants, mining, oil production, etc) and then it returns to the hydrological cycle to start all over again.

Somebody please inform the hysterical data center morons about this.

The same molecule of water that Abraham Lincoln pissed out in 1863 after he suspended Habeas Corpus has been been wandering around the planet ever since and has probably even been in Comrade Clayton’s mouth a few times. Which no doubt gives him a micro boner.

Funny, my electricity rates haven’t doubled yet either. Weird.

Spoiled, Trust Fund Commie Clayton Tucker Is Appalled Somebody Worked Hard And Made Money By Selling Their Profitable Business They Built From Scratch.

Nate Sheets had the NERVE to build something from nothing, bust his ass for years and years and then cash out…can you believe it??? Last I checked, that was pretty much the American dream. Work hard and prosper.

This entire sequence of events cannot be comprehended by the lazy socialist because (1) he has never built or created anything except for a Facebook page and Twitter page where he complains about everything 24/7 and (2) he is WAY too lazy and stupid to work the years and years to keep any endeavor growing and profitable.

He’s just a spoiled, envious little trust fund nerd whose “family ranch” is a weed patch that makes no money and can’t support anyone. It is a rich kid’s hobby so he can post goat photos on Facebook and cosplay at being a “rancher.” Daddy buys him pet mini cows so he can pretend. LOL.

So he seethes with envy that someone else was successful. That’s the entire religion of the commie.

Disgusting how envious he is of anyone who has done well in life. Typical grasshopper mentality.

For the record, Comrade Clayton’s dad is employed by Firefly Aerospace…which is owned by…PRIVATE EQUITY. Not to mention government contracts funded by the taxpayer. So the VERY HOUSE that Clayton lives in (his parents’) is funded by private equity. Fucking moron.

Also, don’t forget that Clayton the trust fund dork owns stock in GAIN (Gladstone Investment) which is a PRIVATE EQUITY company.

PussyFag Cade Hilgenberg Snyder Returns To Lampasas. Still Whining Like A Bitch As I Predicted Two Years Ago.

Time to beat on an old douchebag again. Why should Clayton Tucker get all the attention?

They are a lot alike, actually. Both useless turds complaining nonstop about evil capitalism and “Big Wigs” when they only have themselves to blame for their shitty predicament because they are lazy bums.

Cade thinks he should be able to afford everything he wants, even though he is a grocery bagger at age 26 and appears to have no further aspirations. He raged at “The Man” recently on Facebook:

Mind you, this is the same lazy bum who posted this years ago:

Just like Clayton Tucker: fritters away his time like the fabled grasshopper and doesn’t want to do any work, then as he gets older and winter approaches, he is consumed by envy that others have a place to live and nice things and he doesn’t. So someone must be to blame. Never the lazy grasshopper, though. Blame Roy Cockrell instead, like the fucking idiot you are. Clearly he never saw Roy working 18 hour days and slaving over the stove at Putters for YEARS as a small businessman. Cade was busy playing Pokemon and sucking random cocks, no doubt. But now he demands reparations from the Big Wigs.

Short recap on this lazy goldbricking bum:

He came to my attention in 2020 when he fell for the BLM hoax and demanded we do some stupid “BLM rally” here in Lampasas based on the totally false premise that white cops were killing innocent blacks. They weren’t. But half the town went out there and gave speeches and acted like morons – a LOT of females, actually.

Then he ran off to Austin to be with the other retarded hippies. He also came out as gay or bisexual or something and had the “non-binary they/them” stuff posted all over his social media. I suspect that was more due to the fact that no chick would talk to him anyways so he just decided to go with dick out of desperation.

But of course, as a miserable communist, he’ll never be happy wherever he is.

Then he ran back to mommy in Lampasas again and bagged groceries at the Burnet HEB – which he sucked at. He put my milk on top of my bread like a dunce. He also has a big, huge stupid door knocker nose ring in his nose like a dumb gothapotamus hippie chick. Hilarious.

Then he contemplated moving to NM, which I was HOPING he would do so he could get beaten and robbed by minorities and tweakers, but no dice. He pussied out on that….

What life? LOL. You can bag groceries anywhere, you clown.

But he’s too dishonest and hypocritical to actually move where there are icky brown and black people he claims to love so much. So he pussied out and moved to the 96%-white city of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin.

But THAT didn’t work out either. So he moved to Watertown, Wisconsin – which is 1.2% black people. It didn’t take long for him to start bitching about “racism” again, however:

More seething envy in the little commie.

Then he apparently got engaged to a chick (possibly retarded?) and now has apparently been dumped and is back in Lampasas close to mommy and whining about the Big Wigs here in town trying to screw him on rent. Zero surprises in all this.

As I wrote in late 2024:

“Of course, he’ll be a miserable fuck up there in Wisconsin too – because he is a communist and that’s what they are: miserable, envious little turds.”

I have a suggestion! Move to Somalia. Then you can be with all the diversity you want. You’ll have a great time! Away from Evil Amerikkka!

Superdork and crybaby pussy Cade Snyder Hilgenberg who keeps changing his last name like a girl.

Hey, I have an idea! Clayton and Cade and Potato Head Fitzharris’s fuckup commie kid Julian Jordan can all rent a house together! They can whine about Big Wigs together, bash capitalism and then share a big bed and fondle each others’ cocks all night. It’s a win/win for all of them.