How Much Water Is Used By Various Industries.

Comrade Clayton likes to tell everyone we are running out of water next week (we aren’t). He throws around how many MILLIONS of gallons data centers use. As if EVERY industry didn’t use billions of gallons also.

Since he is a moron, he never thinks to compare data centers to anything else. Like golf courses, almond orchards, steel production, etc.

Here are some numbers. Feel free to check their veracity:

Data centers in Texas consume a collective 68 to 134 millions of gallons per day. This accounts for roughly 25 to 49 billion gallons annually, which represents about 0.4% of all the water used in the state.

Yes, you read that correctly. That less than HALF of 1% of water used. That is what Comrade Clayton is shitting his diapers over.

Next is cotton….

Texas cotton farmers use an estimated 3 to 4 TRILLION gallons of water annually for irrigation. Because irrigation needs heavily depend on unpredictable rainfall and fluctuating crop yields, actual usage can vary by hundreds of billions of gallons from year to year.

Last I checked, 50 billion is FAR less than “3 to 4 trillion.” But in Comrade Clayton’s mildewy pea brain, the noble farmer (who generates about 1% of Texas economic footprint) automatically gets first dibs on all water, land, power, tax incentives, welfare, hot chicks, meal specials, and seats on a plane while everyone else can pound sand. This is because Clayton is a pretend farmer and not a pretend steel worker or pretend oil worker. So he naturally puts himself at the front of the line.

How about general manufacturing??

Manufacturing in Texas uses approximately 260 billion gallons of water per year, according to the Texas Water Development Board, the manufacturing sector accounts for about 8% of the state’s total water withdrawals, making it the third-largest water-use category behind municipal use and irrigation.

How about those almond orchards??

Almond orchards use roughly 3 to 4 acre-feet of water annually (approximately 968,000 to 1.3 million gallons per acre). By volume, this translates to about 1 to 3 gallons of water to produce a single almond. Sounds pretty wasteful to me, but the almond guy is kind of a farmer, so Comrade gives him a pass.

Ooooh – how about golf courses??

Texas has over 900 golf courses, ranking it among the top states in the country for total course count. All golf courses in Texas combined use an estimated 118 billion gallons per year!

Hmmm…WAY more than data centers, too!

Here are the facts: agriculture is by far the largest consumer of water in the state, accounting for roughly half to three-quarters of all water withdrawals depending on the year. That’s 50% to 75% of the water VERSUS less than one half of one percent.

Put more clearly, in deference to Potato Head Fitzharris:

Farmers: 50% to 75%

Data centers: 0.40%

THAT is what Comrade Clayton Tucker is having a hissy fit over.

Furthermore, direct farm production accounts for around 1% of Texas’s total economic footprint. Tech? Closer to 19%…and the jobs are FAR higher paying, as we well know from all of Comrade Clayton’s bellyaching about the shitty income from his own ‘farm.’

So I guess the REAL gist of all of Comrade Clayton’s statements about water SHOULD be: “greedy farmers, who already steal 50% to 75% of Texas water, are now trying to steal the meager 0.4% of the pie that data centers use as they generate high-paying jobs.”

The Bubble Is Popping! Long Live The Bubble!

File this under one of the many glaring contradictions that Comrade Clayton the fake rancher churns out daily…

So if half the projects are being cancelled and the “bubble is bursting” then why are you still blabbering about it? Sounds like the problem solved itself.

Also, how are Texans “paying the price” in land? It’s the opposite. The tech fags are offering like 5x market value in some places. If you yourself actually OWNED any land yourself and they offered you five times what it was worth, you’d take it in a heartbeat. Isn’t that what you want anyways? For the “little guy” to get money at the expense of “Wall Street”? So if Zuckerberg pays some hillbilly in Kentucky $30 million for her land, shouldn’t you be happy about that?

Nah, you’d just be envious of the hillbilly because it wasn’t YOUR pockets that were filled by good fortune. Because you are a carping, complaining, whining, envious, impotent socialist twat. That’s why.

It’s The Spoiled Children of America (like Clayton Tucker) Who Are Drawn To Socialism

Time To Dunk The Clown Again.

The mumping midget is at it again!

“They”? “One county”? What county might that be? He doesn’t say because it’s another fable pulled from his well-worn anus.

When you have been “running” for Ag Commissioner for 11 months and have been caught telling at least two dozen blatant lies to old farts in order to swindle them out of their social security checks, you have a severe mental problem and should probably be jailed for fraud.

Behold: a 5’6 pile of shit.

You know who DID use Chinese material HEAVILY to build their projects? Solar farms and wind farms! The very same wind farms and solar farms that Clayton Tucker has been a BIG proponent of for the last ten years as he demands an end to fossil fuels by 2030!

This is from 2019.

From my search:

Chinese-made solar panels and components remain deeply embedded in the U.S. utility-scale solar farm market due to China’s control of over 80% of global supply.

Texas has 19,000 unreliable and heavily-subsidized pinwheels scarring her landscape. EVERY ONE of those things has over two tons of neodymium magnets in it – a rare earth from CHINA. The production of those magnets has been an ecological disaster for China. So we are talking over 70 million pounds of those things.

The lake of toxic waste at Baotou, China, which as been dumped by the rare earth processing plants in the background

But yes, Comrade…tell us again how much you care about the environment and hate those Chinese supply lines. You sure didn’t bother to mention any of that a few years ago when you were demanding solar farms all over the countryside, you fuck.

Sounds like an idea from a 7-year-old girl, frankly.

Hey wait a minute – didn’t you spend a few years over in China fondling little boys?? Why yes…yes you did! You even learned a bit of Mandarin and visited there in high school. Just like that weirdo Tim Walz!

Is Clayton Tucker a Manchurian candidate?? It is certainly possible!

The “Soil Toxins” Clayton Keeps Whining About Were Partially Put There By…His Daddy’s Employer!

This just gets easier and easier.

Clayton’s NEW cause célèbre and email-harvesting vehicle is hemp. He erroneously tells us it pulls microplastics from the soil. Then he tells us to plant it everywhere to soak up all of the (apparently ubiquitous) “toxins” and then feed it to cattle – which would, of course, kill the cattle in very short order. But fake ranchers don’t know this stuff.

He never names WHAT the toxins are or WHERE they are located, but to hear him tell it, the entire state is a massive EPA Superfund Cleanup Site.

That is absurd, of course. I doubt Clayton has even ever tested his grandpa’s soil, where he pretends to be a farmer but has never grown anything.

But there ARE Superfund cleanup sites in Texas. More than a few. Guess who was at the top of the list when I Googled it?

General Dynamics. General Dynamics. Hmmm. Why does that company sound so familiar?

Oh yeah….

They’re the defense company that is in bed with Firefly Aerospace. Clayton’s “fifth generation” fake rancher daddy works at Firefly Aerospace, you might recall. It’s how he makes the money to buy Clayton things like the imported Japanese tractor he poses on for his campaign….

No way Clayton bought a tractor. Dad did that. With blood money!

So it’s not much of a stretch to honestly state that Clayton’s dad literally funds Clayton’s fake rancher fable with money he gets from evil companies polluting the soil with heavy metals and toxins. The very same toxins Clayton runs around getting his panties in a bunch about. Thus we see the Circle Of Tucker Bullshit is a closed loop of retardation between father and son.

EVERY SINGLE Clayton Tucker Claim Is An Easily-Disproved Hysterical Lie: Crowell Texas Edition.

THIS is why Clayton’s alarmist “we’re reading reports!! (on Facebook and Instagram)” are NOT valid sources of information. Any confused and retarded clown can post utter nonsense and call it “facts.” They can make up stuff about heart murmurs and chicken egg production all day long.

As we know, confused retards make up the majority of Comrade Clayton’s followers….

He shows us a random Instagram post by “billynlulu” as his “proof.”

Billy and Lulu are no doubt a couple of 80-year-old geezers who have no clue what is going on 90% of the time. They are in a perpetual state of panic over whatever CNN is pushing this week. They probably wore 3 masks during covid and posted non-stop “Vaccines Save Lives!” on their social media page five years ago.

Comrade Clayton LOVES these idiots because they have nothing to do but go to useless meetings and hand over their social security money to him.

#1 – no, Crowell residents are NOT “limited to 2000 gallons per month.” Here is what a Google search came back with about that nonsense:

Crowell, Texas residents are not strictly capped at 2,000 gallons of water per month. This figure is actually the baseline tier for utility billing, with overage fees applying for consumption exceeding that amount.

While there is no hard cap for personal use,this 2,000-gallon metric has become a major local flashpoint. It is frequently highlighted in ongoing community debates and protests regarding local water allocations for major industrial projects.

#2 – Billy and Lulu can’t even get the name of the data center right. It is not “Frontera” it is “Frontier.” It is also nowhere close to Crowell and their water.

FRONTIER data center (which has not even BEGUN operations yet and cannot therefore be ‘stealing water’ from everyone in Crowell right now) is located 116 miles away from Crowell! Hardly sharing the same well or municipal water lines.

So every single thing in Comrade Clayton’s “report” he found on Instagram is 100% wrong. Yet he gladly posts it all as “facts” he read and somberly repeats it to nodding idiots as he drives around in circles all over Texas promising to “protect us” from the Evil Wall Street Barons.

Laughable.

P.S. – something else to ponder as Comrade Clayton stands there in his Canadian tuxedo:

It takes about THREE THOUSAND GALLONS of water to make ONE pair of denim jeans. I have no idea how much it takes to make his denim bra and panties, but I bet it’s a lot.

From Google:

Traditional denim production is highly unsustainable, utilizing thousands of liters of water per pair of jeans, toxic dyes, and immense energy, making it one of the most environmentally damaging fashion sectors.

So cotton farmers, almond orchard owners, denim jeans makers and golf courses can use 10x or 50x more water than a data center, but Comrade Clayton has nothing to say about any of that. He’s intent on demonizing the very data centers that he uses about 15x more than the average American due to his heavy social media and YouTube addictions.

Hilarious!

Every Complaint Clayton Tucker Makes About ‘Data Centers’ Can Be Made About Firefly’s Rocket Ranch In Briggs – Where Clayton’s DADDY Works.

Noise pollution? Light pollution? Noxious and toxic cancerous fumes being spewed into the air? Vibrations felt miles away? Using a ton of water and county resources where they are already scarce?

No, I’m not talking about some yet-to-be-built data center that is the very foundation of modern life which we use 100 times a day and take for granted.

I’m talking about Firefly’s “Rocket Ranch” in Briggs Texas – the one that builds rockets to send landers to the moon, but who seems to blow up more things than it doesn’t. Which is an endeavor that is frankly very expensive, has no ROI and won’t help my everyday life one bit.

I’m no fake rancher communist, but it seems to me that lighting off massive rockets and storing huge tanks of hydrazine is WAY more disruptive and polluting than an unassuming, windowless building that has a lot of air conditioners hooked up to it as it silently runs electrons through server racks. The rocket noise is far worse. The noxious fumes and pollution are FAR worse. The vibrations are REAL and felt for a FAR greater distance. The light pollution is worse.

The danger is DEFINITELY far worse as evidenced by Rocket Ranch’s “anomalies” and mysterious fireballs that could have EASILY lit massive wildfires in the Hill Country.

Firefly Rocket Explodes!

I bet the chickens around there are laying 50% less eggs and all the cattle are losing 30% of their body weight too! No doubt children are developing heart murmurs from this abomination, as well.

“The Greedy Few,” indeed – a bunch of private equity scumbags raping and scarring the beautiful Hill Country. And Clayton Tucker’s dad is right there in the middle of it all raking in the cash. Disgusting.

OH – and they got shit tons of those “taxpayer handouts to Big Wigs” that Comrade Clayton complains about non-stop:

But Comrade Clayton will COMPLETELY IGNORE all this, you see. It’s just fine if Rocket Ranch disrupts the area, pollutes, ignites fires and spews smoke into the environment. That’s because Clayton’s DADDY works there!

And since Clayton’s DADDY works there, he is able to scoop up a lot of taxpayer-funded money so he can go home and buy Clayton a shiny, new, imported Japanese tractor for him to pose on as a fake rancher for his campaign!

No, Daddy bought that. Or grandpa. Not a speck of dirt on it, either! Amazing. Tires look right off the showroom floor!

Here is how the bribes work: Clayton’s Daddy goes to work at Rocket Ranch and rapes and pillages the land for a huge taxpayer-funded paycheck. Then Daddy buys Clayton shiny new tractors, cows and gay ballcaps like the one pictured above.

In return, Clayton turns a blind eye to Rocket Ranch destroying the Hill Country just as much as any ‘data center’ would. Instead, he spends all day every day pointing fingers at data centers that are FAR less intrusive and disruptive than Daddy’s company.

The circle jerk of backscratching and bribes is thus complete!

“Get Out Of Our Town!” “Please Come To Our Town” – The Retardation Of A Socialist Clown.

Clayton Tucker for the last 10 years: “Get lost, rich people! You don’t pay enough taxes! You suck down all of our power and water! You pollute the air! People over profits! Stop taking farmland!”

Clayton Tucker five minutes ago….

Does this socialist malaka realize where “jobs and investment” come from?

No, he apparently doesn’t. He’s like that moron commie Mamdami in New York who berated the rich and ran them out of town and is now begging for them to come back because there is no money in the budget.

Just like Mamdami, Clayton Tucker has not only NEVER run any kind of business but he has ALSO never even worked a 9 to 5 job. So he has no clue how any of it works or how wealth is created. He thinks it all comes from the government. That’s what happens when you live with mom and dad at age 35 and they pay for everything.

Don’t worry though. You can sign his petition and that will just “rebuild” the rural economies! It’s so easy! Sign petitions for jobs, food and free stuff, and it all magically appears!

Just a week ago, he was calling any tax incentives a “handout” to the Big Wigs but now he demands “incentives” to attract jobs. Hey dummy – those are the SAME THING.

Absolute moron.

Socialist Shitwick References Doom And Gloom Article That Doesn’t Exist.

Since today ends in the letter “Y,” it means that Comrade Clayton Tucker, the 35-year-old Bernie Sanders worshipper who lives with his parents is out there on social media using lies to whip up hysteria!

He’s actually not a bad political candidate. If looks, brains, honesty and personality don’t count, that is.

“The world is ending because of [fill in blank]! Rich people are to blame! Sign my petition!” – no proof or evidence ever given, except for made-up crap like heart murmurs. LOL. Sad little boy.

What a tiresome routine. But I’ll crush this one too, since I’m going on vacation for a few days and won’t get my fix.

The most egregious thing about this “article” is that it exists nowhere on the Internet that I could find. I searched and searched. Then I enlisted Gemini AI and had a data center burn through eleventy billion gallons of water to give me an answer:

Gemini couldn’t find anything either!

So I looked into “Courier Texas.” It is an offshoot of a far-left, dark-money outfit called “Courier Newsroom” that takes bullshit dem talking points and dresses them up as news.

You know they’re fake garbage, because their shitty Twitter site only has 177 followers.

So basically, even if we COULD find the article, it is 100% bullshit anyways. Of course, Comrade Clayton NEVER links to any articles he promotes. There is a reason for that: he’s a compulsive liar.

The premise is horseshit. Texas is not “running out of water” in the short term. EVERY article out there refers to a 50-year time horizon and has basically the same bullet points:

Texas faces a severe, accelerating water crisis requiring an estimated $174 billion in infrastructure upgrades over the next 50 years to prevent critical shortages, more than double previous estimates. Driven by intense population growth, prolonged droughts, and aging infrastructure, the state’s water supply is expected to drop by roughly 10% by 2080.

OH! Intense population growth? You mean like a million shitlibs moving here from Oregon, California and New York? I’m all for putting an immediate end to that! Or maybe it’s the millions of illegal third-world scumbags that Biden let in as Clayton Tucker applauded? Let’s ship them out of here, too.

Looks like the ‘problem’ is already almost solved with those moves.

There’s more:

Supply vs. Demand: By 2070, water demand is expected to increase by 9% during severe drought, while the supply is projected to drop by 18%, leaving a shortage of 5–7 million acre-feet.


Depleting Resources: 75% of Texas rivers and major aquifers, including the Ogallala Aquifer, are seeing declining levels due to over-extraction.

Oh no! The year 2070?! We better panic like crazy right now and go back to the stone ages by destroying all industry. Also, the Ogallala is being “over-extracted” by FARMERS. Cotton farmers, to be exact. I have covered this already. But in Comrade Clayton’s mind, as long as it’s a FARMER wasting water on almonds or cotton, then it’s ok to wreck aquifers.

Meanwhile, as Lady Clayton runs around with her hair on fire like Chicken Little, we just had over 13 inches of rain here in the month of April. The most I’ve ever recorded in the 14 years I’ve lived out here.

The monitored reservoirs are 74.9% full as of today. A year ago, they were 77.5% full. Not exactly a five-alarm fire.

Lampasas, where this commie shitbird lives, uses Stillhouse Hollow for water – and it is 100% full. A year ago, it was 91% full. Whoops.

Yeah, some places like Corpus might be fucked but that is due to dummy tree-hugger libs putting the kibosh on desal plants for the last 10 years. It has nothing to do with “The Greedy Few” or data centers.

The Unemployed Failson Who Lives With Mom Will Protect Us All From Fake Cancer!

Finally! A low-information politician for the low-information voter!

Clayton Tucker, who is not a lawyer and is not running for office in Tennessee, is letting us know HE WILL NOT SURRENDER!!

Surrender what? I’m not sure. You have to possess something before you can refuse to surrender it. He owns nothing but a laptop, an Apple iPhone and some earbuds. He’s probably the MOST powerless person I know on this earth. With the exception of some infants.

As for his hysteria about ‘cancer’ and ‘toxins’ here are some more truth bombs, which I love throwing onto his pointy head:

#1 – this story is about a data center in Memphis. Memphis is hardly a “peaceful neighborhood.” It has one of the highest violent crime rates in the country. This is because it is about 62% black. But he had to throw that lie in there to make the story sound better. He does this a LOT.

#2 – the NCAAP is suing Elon Musk for using nat gas turbines to power these data centers. Far from emitting ‘toxins,’ natural gas is the cleanest-burning fossil fuel in existence by FAR. The molecule is CH4 – that means ONE atom of carbon. The less carbon atoms in the hydrocarbon chain, the less pollution. I doubt Comrade Clayton knows any of this, so I am educating him.

[Furthermore, the product of burning natural gas is CO2 and water vapor….which everyone breathes all day every day. There are no “cancer-causing toxins” involved in the process. That is 100% absolute bullshit.]

You know who else uses natural gas turbines to generate electricity? The entire fucking city of Memphis. So these NCAAP morons are angry about a power source that literally powers their entire city ALREADY.

#3 – there have been over 2000 people murdered in Memphis over the last 5 or 6 years. To make a big stink and worry about fake “cancer” 25 years down the road while your black brothers are DEFINIFETLY killing hundreds of each other NOW every year with bullets seems laughable to me. But then again, this is just a big shakedown, as it always is. They see deep pockets and they want a piece of it. Just like Clayton Tucker the communist. Jesse Jackson pulled the same shit for decades with his “Rainbow Coalition” extortion racket.

#4 – Professor Goatwanker here is posting all this tripe on Twitter – which is owned by….wait for it….Elon Musk. The SAME GUY he is accusing of poisoning the Memphis area. As usual, this dummy is a HUGE part of the problem he is whining about, since he has about 15 social media sites and loads them all up with retard videos like this one. Retard videos that ALL reside on a giant data center somewhere.

If these idiots were REALLY serious about “down with data centers” they’d all erase their social media sites and hit them where it hurts. But they will never do that, because they are self-centered hypocritical morons to the core.

Unemployed Socialist Bum With $120,000 Poli-Sci Degree Fails Fourth Grade Math. Again.

“Are you smarter than a fourth grader?”

Sadly, for the chubby unemployed midget and would-be Ag Commissioner (hoping to be in charge of a billion-dollar budget and 650 employees) the answer is a resounding NO.

This is just embarrassing now. This fact is easily checkable in 10 seconds and with a knowledge of 4th grade math. Even WITHOUT looking anything up, it should occur to you that the NEXT 10 guys on the list have more than the first 3 – therefore the top three cannot possibly have half the nation’s wealth by themselves.

Tell me you don’t understand economics without telling me.

But when you are a bitter, envious loser who doesn’t even have his own place to live at age 35, you will lash out at those who DO have nice things even if it entails making up outrageous ‘facts’ to support your insatiable jealousy of the accomplishments and possessions of others:

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Marinating In Envy Juices.

Here are the richest few guys in America right now. I even took the top FOUR just to make Comrade Clayton look even dumber…

So that’s about $1.2 trillion for the top four guys. Of course, dumbshit Clayton thinks they have this wealth sitting in a safe in cash somewhere after they somehow stole it from him! After all, unemployed Clayton owns nothing but a laptop at age 35 and lives with his mother! SOMEBODY must be to blame for this pathetic state of affairs! He certainly won’t look in the mirror when it comes to assigning blame for his failed life.

In reality, most of that wealth is in the form of their publicly traded companies and the stock they own. Those would be the companies that employ millions of people and have also made many people wealthy who bought their stock early on and took some risk.

Comrade Clayton owns no stock at all, so he sits helplessly at mom’s house and watches everyone else get richer. This angers the socialist dwarf even more and makes him lash out with ridiculous statements and demands that he be allowed to steal from others.

Of course, $1.2 trillion is not even ONE PERCENT of the entire wealth of America. So as usual, Clayton is off by over a factor of FIFTY!!

You see Comrade, 1.6/168 = .00952 or 0.9% a VERY FAR CRY from your bullshit 50% number! And that’s the top FOUR guys!

MORON.

You know who really IS stealing from us hand over fist? A gaggle of Somali scumbags setting up fake ‘learing’ centers and home health care shell companies and stealing BILLIONS! Clayton hasn’t said PEEP about the Somalis looting American taxpayers because he worships them and adores them!

Far from the richest guys in America stealing from Clayton, in reality he FREELY hands them his money over and over and over! He even does this in his campaign as he drives around bashing the rich! He HANDS MONEY OVER to Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos repeatedly! LOL.

He is Big Tech’s bitch. He’s like an abused wife. He keeps crying over the richest guys in the country and then like a bitch, he hands them more of his meager net worth! What a fucking cuck. Hilarious!!

So to recap:

Somalis literally stealing billions and billions through fraud directly from taxpayer? Totally fine and he won’t say a thing about it.

People like Clayton freely throwing their money at Amazon, Twitter and Facebook in exchange for services they want? STEALING! They took your piggy bank! We demand reparations!!

What a douche canoe.