Corpus Christi Reservoir Now At 28% Full – Up From 8% When Excitable Socialist Called For The End Of The World.

Wait a second. I thought Evil Big Wigs were “using up” all the water or stealing it! How the hell did it end up back in the lake? It would be like a burglar stealing your jewelry from your safe and then two weeks later it’s back in the safe again! Not exactly stealing it, is it?

It’s almost like the water never actually disappears but is constantly moved in phases though a “cycle” of some sort. Bizarre. Scientists should study this!

So now we’re talking like 16 billion or 18 billion more gallons in there since Comrade Clayton lied and said he was standing in the middle of an empty reservoir. There are now over 23 BILLION gallons of water in there.

When he had his hissy fit and lied that “Corpus is running out of water RIGHT NOW” it was 8.3% full. So another week or two and the amount of water will have QUADRUPLED in there. LOL.

I’m serious about what I said before: Corpus needs to hire Clayton to go down there and screech about the end of the world. It guarantees some great rains.

He did the same thing with egg prices. After Biden fucked everything up and massacred millions of chickens, Clayton Tucker the socialist wanted government to get involved and he hatched (pun intended) all sorts of ridiculous, command-economy schemes to “fix” egg prices.

He lost his mind and (as usual) blamed the situation on all sorts of phantom ‘monopolies’ and ‘big wigs’ gouging us instead of understanding that the prices of EVERYTHING go up and down over time as supply and demand are brought into balance every single minute of the day:

I said all you need is the free market and get government out of the way.

This morning at HEB:

So today all those “greedy” monopolies just decided to not be greedy anymore? Seriously, how do you explain that? You socialist moron.

As someone who has raised chickens for 14 years, I don’t know how in the hell they do this for 14 cents per egg. Maybe it’s a loss leader. I don’t know.

I DO know that one of those eggs has about 70 calories in it. So you could theoretically get your daily calories just from eggs for less than $5 per day. But that doesn’t stop Comrade Clayton from bitching about how the grocery store is a “monopoly that gouges people!” – if they are a monopoly they are doing it REALLY wrong by practically giving away eggs.

Eggs are a total super food. I probably average 4 or 5 a day. There are a million ways to cook them, too. Never gets old.

Oh – So Now Sid Miller ISN’T A Corrupt Piece Of Shit And In Bed With Monopolies And Oligarchs? I’m Confused!

For the first nine months of Comrade Clayton’s doomed Ag Commissioner campaign, he told us that Sid Miller was a corrupt scumbag in bed with the “greedy monopolies.” He also called Sid Miller a “corrupt puppet” of “oligarch” Alex Fairly, among other insults and baseless innuendo:

Clayton Tucker Accuses Sid Miller Of $50,000 Quid Pro Quo.

But that was so last year! Since then, Sid has been thrown out of the Good Old Boys Club for some shady-looking shit and Abbott gave him the boot. Nate Sheets stomped his ass in the primary. This pissed off Sid because his cushy job is now gone, so now he’s going to burn it all down on his way out the door by pretending to care about the data center issue AND share a stage with an unemployed socialist bum with no experience running ANYTHING and who lives with his parents at age 35!

For that, Sid really IS a piece of shit, in my book.

“Expert”! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Clayton Tucker: 35yo poli sci major, unemployed, has never had a real job, lives with parents, failed at ranching, lies about being a farmer, sucks at math, knows nothing about computer science, physics, electricity, engineering or construction. But he’s a ‘data center expert’ now. BAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s even better than the water expert lie.]

Some dummy shitlib chick is upset about all this and is NOW informing us that Sid a great guy and he was “sounding the alarm” on this data center nonsense a year ago (right about the time Clayton was accusing him of taking bribes, I might add!)

He didn’t sound any alarms, you doss twat.

Sid Miller didn’t give a fuck about data centers a year ago and Sid Miller doesn’t give a fuck about data centers today. For good reason, too: there isn’t a damn thing he can do about them. He’s only sharing the stage with the socialist bum and alarmist to try and hurt Nate Sheets. Nate Sheets who kicked his ass in the primary.

Clayton Tucker didn’t give a shit about data centers either as recently as six months ago. He was like a broken record talking about “busting monopolies” over and over. Data centers were never mentioned.

(Clayton LOVES Mamdani, by the way. Just like he loves ALL scumbag commie muzzies like Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib and Salman Bhojani.)

So Nate Sheets has ZERO agriculture experience? The whole “build a $100-million-dollar business from a backyard beehive” doesn’t count? But apparently Clayton Tucker’s “take pictures of goats on grandpa’s property” DOES count as “experience” in her book?

BAHAHAHAHAHA! OK lady:

Clayton Tucker Does NOT Meet Legal Requirements To Be Ag Commissioner.

It’s too bad this gay “Matagora Against Data Centers” thing is like 3.5 hours away from me or I’d go down there and heckle the shit out of Comrade Clayton until he cried onstage.

Say that reminds me: do the dummies in Matagora crying about data centers realize that Matagora is home to a LOT of major industry AND rice farmers?? BOTH of whom use WAY more water than a data center? The petrochemical industry in Matagora uses about TWENTY-FOUR TIMES the power of any data center!

I don’t know who is in charge of this “Matagora Against Data Centers” organization but I will bet even money it is some old chick in her late 60s with grey hair, a ponytail and several cats at home. Five years ago she had photos of herself taking the shitty Covid “vaccine” on her social media while wearing two masks in her car. I’ll also bet she is a prolific user of Facebook and Twitter…which means DATA CENTERS!

Morons.

Socialist Scrote Clayton Tucker Wants To Shut Down The Aluminum, Cement and Chemical Industries.

The Poli Sci major who sucks at math now demands that entire industries be STOPPED because they use “too much” energy. How much is ‘too much’? Only the socialist semen sipper knows for sure, I’m guessing. The failson who still lives with his parents will decide the “acceptable amount” of energy all on his own and then command entire industries to comply!!

After several searches, I found that the entire global data center power usage (that’s ALL of them, not just AI) uses roughly 450 TWh (Terawatt-hours) of power per year.

Sure sounds like a big scary number. Big and scary if you are a coddled, babied, retarded pea-brained socialist who lives with his parents at age 35. The rest of us know better.

Let’s take a look at OTHER industries that use FAR more power than “AI data centers” shall we?

Aluminum immediately came to mind. Everyone (except Clayton) knows that aluminum smelting is extremely energy intensive:

Wow! Aluminum uses about FOUR TIMES more energy than data centers and it’s only #4 on the list! Amazing what facts you can find when you aren’t a dishonest commie asshole like Clayton Tucker.

Remember: that “data center” number is ALL data centers – including the Facebook and Twitter data centers where Clayton Tucker uploads terabyte after terabyte of gay videos of him shitting on data centers! LOL. Too funny.

My next thought was the cement industry – I know they use a lot of energy too. I was right:

Cement uses SIX times more energy than data centers! Fancy that.

How about the grandaddy of them all: the chemical and petrochemical industries:

Holy shit! It uses over TWENTY-FOUR TIMES the energy of data centers!

I’m guessing mining is up there too, but I’ve already made my point. It’s the same point I’ve made for years now: Clayton Tucker is a know-nothing moron who thinks he should be king. Must be part of his Napoleon Complex or something.

So if Trust Fund Tucker (who has never had a real job in his life and is currently unemployed) wants to shut down the data center guys over a measly 450 TWh, he must REALLY hate the aluminum, cement and chemical industries – because they use orders of magnitude more power.

Think of the tens of millions of people who will lose their jobs when Comrade Clayton shuts down THOSE industries for using “too much” power.

If you want to see how it turns out when ONE megalomaniacal, idiot socialist thinks he can run an entire economy because “he knows best” then take a gander through history at Cuba, North Korea, USSR, Cambodia, Romania, Venezuela, Mao’s China, etc. Total disasters. Just like a Clayton Tucker Ag Department would be.

Dumb ass.

A Hemp Expert, He Is Not.

Looks like we found yet ANOTHER thing he sucks at! Being a fake hemp expert.

I’ll bet you A HUNDRED DOLLARS that this commie fish head doesn’t even know what zone he lives in. He doesn’t even plant his own GARDEN, yet pretends to be a big boy farmer.

Let’s see what the interwebs says about hemp:

Whoopsee daisy! Those places are all pretty far from Texas! I wonder why those spots are ideal for growing hemp. Hmmm….

Oh. Between 60 and 80. Sounds like Texas alright…for about eight days in May, maybe.

You see, fake farmers like this pegged beta male don’t know shit about soil types or soil pH levels or ideal climates. Next thing you know, he’ll be demanding Texas produce more bananas, coffee and maple syrup, because he is a dumb bastard like that.

“What If” Clayton Tucker Has Vaginal Cancer??

WHAT IF he got caught having sex with goats? WHAT IF his dad finally grew some balls and kicked his goldbricking ass out of the house at age 35 1/2?

WHAT IF???

No Comrade. Sorry. No projects have been stopped because of restrictions on “foreign-made” components. That is bullshit.

Now, if by “facing challenges” you mean being on the end of frivolous lawsuits by shitbirds like Clayton Tucker, well that might be true. But it means nothing. You can sue a ham sandwich if you want. Doesn’t mean anything.

If anything, it’s the opposite. The Feds are pushing HARD for data center expansion because they think winning the AI race is an existential necessity. They might be right or wrong, I don’t know. But they have DEFINITELY gone all-in on that idea.

So no…this is another lie by the Queen of Liars herself.

“They’re Stealing All Our Land!”

I was shocked to actually see someone with a brain and math skills pop up in Comrade Clayton’s Facebook feed. Naturally it’s a guy.

Comrade Clayton’s FB feed is 98% populated by easily-excited shitlib clowns and old ladies who are unversed in mathematics, physics, or common sense:

So data centers take up not even 1/100th of one percent! LOL.

Brad is wise to put things in scale and compare it OTHER, more familiar things. Kind of like my stat that Austin Texas loses over NINE BILLION gallons of water per year just to leaky pipes! Which makes Clayton’s hysteria over data centers using a few million gallons here and there sound like the pittance it is.

Let’s take a step back and look at this “data center scourge” from about 30,000 feet after the midget socialist has spent three months straight making up nonsense:

POWER: They are almost all building their own power sources now – because they have to. Texas power prices are some of the cheapest in the nation. They have not moved up even after 500 data centers were built over the last 20 years or so. There is NO correlation to a the number of data centers in a state and their electricity prices. That is a FACT – you can look it up.

LAND: Every single data center in existence in our country takes up 0.0086% of the land. Probably less than all the NFL and MLB stadiums and parking lots put together. It’s nothing. PLUS state law FORBIDS idiots like Clayton from just “banning” random shit he’s prejudiced against.

You think I was happy when a 100-lot subdivision went in a mile down the road from me and got filled up with Austin shitlibs?? I assure you, I was not. But those are the breaks. Nothing I can do about it except blow up Tannerite non-stop to annoy them. Suck it up, buttercup.

WATER: Even Comrade Clayton’s bullshit “facts” he references admit that every data center in Texas right now uses LESS than 1/2 of 1% of the total water use for the state.

MISC: Comrade Clayton has thrown out a lot of spurious (and frankly, slanderous) bullshit about stillbirths in cows, chicken egg productions and heart murmurs in kids. The minute he names a name of a data center supposedly doing this is the same minute he will be sued into oblivion for libel or slander. Which is why he never names names. He’s a lying sack of shit.

All of the above ALSO assumes there will be no technological breakthroughs in the next 5 or 7 years when it comes to water use, power consumption, etc. Which is highly unlikely. I read about new breakthroughs every week.

As you can see, the excitable midget has made a mountain out of a mole hill. That tends to happen when you are (1) low IQ (2) have a chick brain and (3) have too much time on your hands because you’re an unemployed bum.

Spare Me The Pearl Clutching Over “Mass Surviellance” You Commie Scumbag.

All of a sudden, the Big-Government-loving socialist is worried about “mass surviellance”!

“Creating” mass surveillance? LOL. Mass surveillance has been here a long time – and you never said shit before this week, you bum.

The problem with this particular bullshit lie is that Clayton Tucker was SILENT back in 2013 and 2014 when the NSA was building a massive data center called Bumblehive in Utah to spy on Americans. In fact, in 2013 and 2014, Clayton Tucker was living in China and telling everyone how WONDERFUL it was! That’s a fact. You can look it up.

Bumblehive Utah Data Center – NSA

Libertarians like myself were screaming about this travesty back then, but shitlibs like Clayton Tucker were too busy sucking Obama’s cock to bother with it. That horse is already LONG gone out the barn door. It has been in operation for 12 years already.

So you already lost your right to complain about Big Government surveillance, ok buddy? This is all an act on your part.

As for “automating our jobs away” – there are ALREADY 4000 data centers in the U.S. and the jobs haven’t been “automated away” yet.

“They’re taking all the jobs!!”

Today’s jobs report:

What’s even more hilarious is that for the entirety of the shitty Biden administration, Clayton Tucker was HUGELY in favor of flooding the U.S. with 15 million third-world scumbags to “do all the work Americans won’t do.” He didn’t give a shit about jobs back then, you see.

Take a chill pill, you hysterical know-nothing bum.

Clayton Tucker’s MicroBoner Is Short-Lived And Now Flaccid. Hill County Data Center Moratorium Rescinded Almost Immediately.

As always, the unemployed socialist bum who lives with his parents had no idea what he was talking about. This has happened about 72 times before, by the way.

He has been running around “calling for a moratorium” on data centers, as if that somehow gave him magical powers to do whatever he wants. He was crowing two weeks ago about “power to the people!” and “we can beat Big Tech!” when Hill County put a moratorium on data centers….

Myself and plenty of legal experts have said over and over you can’t do that under state law. But Comrade Clayton (a spoiled, only child and silver-spoon trust fund pussy) thinks that if he just stamps his feet hard enough and posts enough gay “petitions” he can get whatever he wants.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton and the Hill County officials, the big fat wet dick of state law just smacked them in the face….

The hilarious part about all this is that if Comrade Clayton was running for a Texas state House or Senate seat, he would probably win on this issue. LOL. If you are mad about the state law, then you try to change it through those channels.

But he already ran for state Senate and got destroyed by Dawn Buckingham. It’s just his usual bad luck and personal retardation that has him running for the ONE position that really has no say in this. LOL!! I love it. Typical Clayton -a day late and a dollar short.

A Texas Senator or Rep could maybe make some headway on something like this and try to change state law legislatively – but Ag Commissioner can DO NOTHING, as I have stated over and over and over.

The unemployed midget can promise moratoriums all he wants, but as you can see – you will lose that fight immediately. That’s the law, buddy. Tough shit.

Of course, that won’t stop this moron from continuing to “call for moratoriums” even though it’s an obvious dead end. Because he’s stupid that way.

Unemployed Bum Who Has Never Done Anything In His Life: “They Didn’t Do Enough!”

The kid whose biggest campaign donor does cocaine with underage whores is miffed that “we should have been preparing for the screwworm long before it reached our border.”

Of course, Texas and the U.S. Government WERE preparing all of last year and likely for even longer. The socialist bum didn’t know about any of that because HE spent the last year running around talking about his phantom food allergies, microplastics, data centers and conducting polls on Facebook about what to name his latest coyote bait….

Here is what was done, Comrade Clayton, while you were playing trust-fund-kid games in mommy’s house where you live:

Pray tell, Comrade, what would you have done differently?

Also, why should the voters trust such a huge undertaking to a kid who still hasn’t managed to move out of his parents’ house at age 35?

Loser.

Words Of Wisdom From The Texas “Doesn’t-Have-A-Clue” Worm.

This is very rich…

The unemployed socialist bum who has spent the last THREE MONTHS talking about NOTHING other than “DATA CENTERS!” is calling Nate Sheets “Mr Data Centers.” That’s a good one.

Did you know that the month of May is “National Beef Month”? Clayton Tucker sure didn’t. He’s supposedly a rancher (lol) and is running for Texas Ag Commissioner (lol lol) and he never ONCE mentioned National Beef Month or said a peep about promoting the beef industry in Texas for 31 straight days of May – which is kind of part of his job, should he be elected.

No, he was busy yapping about data centers non-stop. He does that because that’s how he scares old ladies and pussified men into handing over checks to his campaign so he can drive around and buy Chinese Panda dinners with his obese side-kick Izzy The Baby Beluga.

But now that the screwworm is here (which Nate Sheets actually HAS talked about previously) Comrade Clayton is going to tell us all how to fix it.

You ready??

Oh! “We need sensible containment! We need to use every tool available to stop it”!

Thank you, Professor Goatwanker! I’ll file that right next to all your other brilliant and original ‘solutions’ like “No kid should ever go hungry!” or “Everyone has the right to good healthcare!”

Reminds me of The Empire Strikes Back scene when C-3PO made the obvious statement that the asteroid they were on “is not entirely stable.”

Just another childish cliche from the queen of childish cliches herself, Lady Clayton…the Texas “Doesn’t Have A Clue” Worm.

Also known as the Communist Scumworm or Lampasas Shitworm.