Unemployed Bum Selfishly Wastes Everyone’s Time At Bell County Commissioner Meeting. Expands Previous “Water Researcher” Lie Dramatically. Time To Report Him To The Feds For Fraud.

Serial grifter and unemployed bum Clayton Tucker traveled to Bell County (far from his mother’s house where he lives) to waste five minutes of everyone’s time recently. The meeting was at 10am on a Monday morning when everyone except unemployed bums and griftable old farts are at work. A PERFECT opportunity for Comrade Clayton the socialist to toot his own horn and get the emails of some poor old ladies he can fund raise off of later.

I challenge you to make it through the entire five minutes. I myself could not…

I didn’t need to make it past the first 15 seconds or so. That’s because he told such an outrageous lie than I now have enough evidence to contact the National Science Foundation’s Inspector General and report him for the fraud of impersonating an “NSF Researcher” for personal gain.

“I have been a water and ag Researcher for the National Science Foundation” says the lying, grifting bum at the 9-second mark.

I have debunked this lie many times previously.

About That “Water Researcher” Title…


But this time, he added MORE to the lie! Now he’s a “water AND Ag researcher” not just water. He even changed his website to match this off-the-cuff lie he told in public for all to see…

This never happened, of course. What DID happen was Clayton (as a junior in college) spent a couple of weeks in a University of Pittsburgh program (Poli Sci professors at the Asian Studies Center) that was FUNDED by the NSF. So the NSF gave a grant to University of Pittsburgh to offer this idiotic program and some 21-year-olds went over there and ran around with clipboards and asked questions. The entire thing took less than a month start to finish. This does NOT a “water researcher” make and he DEFINITELY was not hired by the NSF to perform any research.

Here is the original article, complete with a photo of fat, pimply dork Clayton Tucker at approximately 21 years of age:

A Rare Glimpse of China

So Comrade Clayton would have you believe that a short, summer intern thing that lasted a few weeks as part of a Poli Sci program means he “was a researcher for the NSF.”

This is a very big problem now for Comrade Clayton as it means he is falsely impersonating a government researcher and using this fake “expertise” to fund raise off of it. That is financial gain on his part….

I will, of course, be contacting the NSF Office of the Inspector today to report Comrade Clayton for this REPEATED and EGREGIOUS lie he keeps telling in order to pose as an “expert” when it comes to “AI water issues.”

ADDED BONUS:

Comrade Clayton ALSO states “I fight Big Tech for a living.“

What? So your JOB is to “fight Big Tech”? When the fuck did THAT happen? You’ve never “made a living” in your sad life – which is why you live with mom and dad at age 35.

Is he talking about the money he grifts off of old ladies by lying to them and telling them he is “busting monopolies”? If so, he is admitting that this is his new career path: grifting money off of lies to old people. That’s his plan for ’employment’ now? LOL.

He’s stated many times that he cannot manage to make a buck off of the FREE ranch his family handed him. So now he is an admitted grifter who is unemployable in any other capacity except lying to people and begging for money on his website. Jesus Christ. What an embarrassment to his family.

Anti-Data-Center Midget’s DADDY Works For Company That Is….Taking Government Money To BUILD DATA CENTERS!!!

Boy. Clayton’s daddy mentioning to the local newspaper that he works at Firefly (something I was only 95% sure of before that) has CERTAINLY given me a ton of ammunition against his idiot son in making him look like a complete buffoon and hypocrite.

Thanks Howard!!

I mean, it turns out that a kid who spends every waking hour tilting against data center windmills lives in the house of (and is supported by) his daddy who works for the company building them! You really have to hand it to the Tucker family. Unbelievable how much they shoot themselves and each other in the feet with their big mouths.

Behold the glorious irony and hypocrisy:

Gee. I wonder if these Firefly/SciTech data centers are being built in areas that are already drought-stricken and thus fucking over the local population, which Clayton Tucker yammers about non-stop.

But guess what? We aren’t allowed to know that because it’s all classified by the federal government! Clayton’s daddy’s company (which pays his salary so he can buy Clayton imported Japanese tractors and $4,000 mini cows) takes money from YOU the taxpayer, and builds data centers with them and refuses to even tell you where they are!

You gotta love it.

Oh, one other thing: Firefly is a HUGE user of AI to design aerospace craft and engines, among other things. All that AI use requires even MORE data centers!!

So Clayton’s daddy is likely ALREADY using AI-embedded tools to save time and money in designing new vehicles. Clayton says that’s a BAD thing even while living in the house that daddy paid for.

Hilarious!!

Corpus Christi Reservoir Adds 12 BILLION GALLONS Of Water In The 45 Days Since Clayton Tucker Got Hysterical About Water Running Out!

Clayton Tucker is like the Jim Cramer of weather. When he assures us something horrible is about to happen, the opposite is sure to unfold. REAL ranchers should hire him to make more dire predictions so they are ensured plentiful rains and moderate temperatures in perpetuity.

A couple years ago, he got so hysterical over the global warming hoax raising temperatures in 100 years, he says he switched from cattle to goats because “they do better in arid weather.”

No sooner had those words left his filthy commie mouth than Lampasas had its wettest May since 1895. LOL. There was SO much rain, the parasites flourished and killed most of his goats. It was fucking hilarious.

Obsession With Global Warming Hoax Leads Beginner ‘Rancher’ Astray. Results In Numerous Goat Deaths.

Then last May, he got all worked up over a huge “heat wave” that was going to wreck everything. It only go up to 97 degrees for about 36 hours then returned to normal. In fact, that entire summer was pretty mild, as I recall…

How To Look Like A Clueless Douchebag Five Times In Ten Seconds.

His latest wildly incorrect fear? He told us Corpus Christi was LITERALLY running out of water NOW!! The reservoir was down around 8% and then he lied and said he stood in the center of the reservoir. That was impossible, of course, since it was 45-feet deep at the time and thus the surface would have been 40 feet above the unemployed midget’s pointy head.

I suggested that April and May were very rainy months and would likely give a LOT of respite to the dummies in CC who have blocked a desalinization plant for many years.

Today? The reservoir is 23% full! This represents about 12 BILLION GALLONS of water added in just a few weeks.

Oh, also CC is pulling water from Lake Texana via the Mary Rhodes Pipeline.

Lake Texana is 100% full at the time of this writing – with 164,690 acre-feet of water stored.

It’s almost like every time Comrade Clayton jumps around hysterically with his hair on fire, he is ACTUALLY doing a rain dance. That’s how wrong he’s been about everything.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you Chicken Little fraud!

Fraudulent “Farmer” Fairy Fakes ‘Fixing’ Fence. Wears Gun Prop And Violates Basic Safety Rule.

This is even worse than watching Gavin Newscum “use” a power saw.

The failed beekeeper uploaded this video farce to an Elon Musk data center recently in a feeble attempt to show us what a hardworking rural dude his is.

Despite his best efforts, his low IQ and complete lack of ANY ‘ranching’ knowledge give him away, like it always does!

#1 – he went into the back of mom’s closet and fetched the handgun prop again. We first saw this when he played the part of King Asshole Shepherd in his very first campaign video (you can retrieve it from a YouTube data center HERE). He made sure the gun was clearly visible in the camera frame when he faked fixing a fence for his audience of dunces.

#2 – the boots clearly jump out as brand new. They look a LOT like the kind of boots I used to wear when it was muddy and shitty out in the field, but he is wearing them in nice dry, sunny weather and they sure look like he just bought them on Amazon a few days earlier….like he did with the ridiculous shepherds crook, LOL.

#3 – the best part is him doing a Michael Jackson imitation and strutting out there with only one glove on. HUGE safety violation, Comrade Country Boy!!

You know WHY he only has one glove on as he pretends to work? Because he needed to be able to turn the camera on and off. LOL. He’s too fucking stupid to keep the second glove over by the camera, turn on the camera and slip on the second glove before he walks into the frame in his brand new, dirt-free boots.

LOL. This is the moron who thinks he can solve every problem related to “land, power, water” etc in the entire state. The fake rancher who lives with his mother! He wants to be in charge of a billion dollar budget and 650 employees!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Of course, there is no real danger to his un-gloved hand here anyways because the wire is never under any actual tension. That’s because the unemployed Ozempic candidate is unable to generate more than 10 pounds of force with his atrophied noodle arms. You can see him struggling with the stretcher repeatedly.

What a complete and utter douchebag. This calls for yet another insulting limerick:

The once was a dork in a hat
Who ate Taco Bell and got fat
He blabbers non-stop
About AI slop
In November his campaign goes SPLAT!!

Communist Shows His Low-IQ Childmind.

This sounds like something a 6-year-old girl would write:

“And AI should be used for good and to help all the nice people and not make any money for the Greedy Few meanie rich people. And nobody should ever get fired for ever and ever. And everyone should be safe and sound and have everything they ever want! And free ice cream for everyone!”

Let me just give a quick example off the top of my head of why you can’t have it both ways, because I am in a hurry to go do something fun instead of bash this commie clown all day:

AI is already getting REALLY good at reading MRI, CTs, x-rays and other images. It is better, faster and cheaper than a human in almost all cases.

SO – taken to its eventual conclusion, the 330 million people in the U.S. could go in and get a scan, have it read in 10 seconds and it might cost $10. Wouldn’t THAT be “helping people”? Costs drop to practically zero, you get results immediately and maybe hundreds or thousands more lives saved if/when AI catches things a human missed.

Of course, the 40,000 radiologists currently making a nice living are going to be put out of business. At least, a huge majority of them will. Is that bad? Is that any different than when cashiers at the grocery store no longer had to hand-enter prices on a keypad when the scanner was invented?? I actually remember those days as a kid. The Publix cashier blew me away with her light-speed key entry. A few years later – she just scanned everything. It was WAY faster and good for everyone. She was FAR more productive and the lines went faster for everyone. Win/win.

Now take it a step further – let’s say AI replaces 90% of the bloated, paper-pushing administration at every hospital in America.

The Trajectory: Since the 1970s, the number of physicians has grown by roughly 200%, while healthcare managers and administrators have grown by over 3,000%.

The Ratio: There are now estimates of up to (10) healthcare administrators for every (1) physician in the United States.

Those stats are absolutely absurd. CLEARLY there is a LOT of fat to cut and AI should be able to do it.

The hospital now has WAY more money to put towards patient care and paying the salaries needed to attract top nurses and doctors. Again, the 330 million people in America should benefit from drastically lower medical costs. BUT to the million paper pushers who just lost their jobs, it is devastating.

You are “helping people” AND “replacing workers” – pretty much every AI case is like this.

So should we do all that? By your definition, this DEFINITELY “helps people” who are sick. What if AI get SO incredible that a trip to the hospital now costs $200 a day instead of $4000?

[That might sound crazy but a 50-inch plasma TV in 2003 cost around $10,000 (probably $35,000 in today’s dollars). Today you can buy a 75″ TV that has a FAR better picture for $450!!!]

AI will be wildly deflationary in almost all areas. It will be highly disruptive in all areas as well – except for probably the trades – so maybe start pushing kids to be plumbers, mechanics, electricians, etc instead of useless paper pushers.

I can see a future where everyone works only three days a week and a LOT of goods and services appear like magic. Maybe the population of the U.S. drops back to 200 million, where it was when I was born. Everyone is bitching about the population drop, but if AI is taking a ton of jobs, it isn’t going to matter. There will be less of us but we will be living like kings and living longer.

I don’t know what will happen in the end, and neither does a moron like Clayton Tucker. But to blabber like a teen girl about Utopias that can never exist is a total waste of time. Lots of people got fucked by the Industrial Revolution, too but the world kept turning. My advice is stay on your toes, pay attention to the news and get skills that can’t be taken by a line of code.

The next 15 years will be a wild ride!

Communist Fake Rancher Lies About Being Catholic To Score Political Points. Disgusting Piece of Garbage.

This is even worse than the “I just paid off my student loans” lie he told recently:

A Catholic? First time we’ve heard this despite years and years of social media vomit postings. Gemini agrees:

Not a rancher. Not a “fair trade” worker.

Compulsive liar Clayton Tucker has ONE religion and that is socialism. It’s the religion of the malcontent and the spoiled, ungrateful pussy. Clayton Tucker is all of those things. He’s also been a VOCAL supporter of abortion for decades. Not a Catholic:

But hey! The dummy pope came out against AI so Clayton saw an opportunity to tie the pope’s statement to his own stance against AI.

The pope ALSO is hugely in favor of third-world animals flooding into the United States and destroying it. So pardon me if I don’t give a fuck what the pope says about AI. I suffered through 12 years of Catholic school in a uniform and also was an altar boy. I can say that.

Catholic Charities Among 200 NGOs in House Probe On Migrant Aid

Yes, the Catholic church – which is worth many hundreds of billions of dollars – took billions of taxpayer dollars (“handouts,” in Clayton parlance) to help illegals invade America and wreck it from within.

Speaking of those hundreds of billions, I thought Comrade Clayton HATED billionaires and wanted everyone to “pay their fair share”

So I expect Comrade Clayton to come out loud and proud any minute now against all the “taxpayer handouts” the Catholic church gets by not paying any taxes on their vast properties and income…right Comrade???

Asshole.

TCEQ’s Environmental Trade Fair & Conference Was Last Week. Clayton Tucker Ignored It.

If Comrade Clayton was a serious candidate and was telling the truth about all of his concerns about toxins, water usage, and government control for the betterment of Texans, I would think TCEQ’s Environmental Trade Fair & Conference would’ve been circled on his calendar as soon as it was announced.

Then he could be present and informed on current status of TCEQ’s many responsibilities and challenges. Plus, he could meet the industry that is working to solve the problems!

Environmental Trade Fair and Conference

But he didn’t do that. He continues to spew the easily-provable lie that Ag Commissioner has “special powers” to regulate land, water, power, monopolies and noise statutes over every square inch of Texas:

Remember: this is the kid who still lives with his mom at age 35, telling us he can run every aspect of life for all Texans. He knows best about power, water and land!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The kid who thought he was “bailing” hay all those years! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! It is to laugh!!

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Good one.

But going to conferences and listening to much smarter and more knowledgable experts is boring and beyond the capacity of his pea brain. Plus it cuts into his grifting time on the road with Baby Beluga.

SOOOOO much easier to just lie, make up ‘facts’ and pretend YOU are the expert to a bunch of low-IQ, senile old farts so you can grift their social security check to pay for your fast-food addiction.

So that’s the route he went. As always.

Idiot Woman Tossed In Jail For Pretty Much Same Thing Clayton Tucker Has Done A Dozen Times.

Unemployed, attention-seeking sausage Clayton Tucker (who cannot maintain an erection unless he is spreading hysteria about water) wants you to believe some poor woman was thrown in prison for merely speaking truth to power.

People in Lampasas post pictures of their shitty water on Facebook all the time – which is within their First Amendment rights.

Frankly, I’d install a water filtration system in my house or drill a well to fix my problem instead of carping on Facebook all day long, but that’s just me.

However, this woman went way further than that. She said there was bacteria in the water sending people to the hospital.

A North Texas woman is suing the city of Trinidad, a town of less than 1,000 southeast of Dallas, after police arrested her for a Facebook post warning of potential health problems arising from the town’s water.

Here is a small sample:

The Trinidad Police Department said Combs’ posting had false information and warned that raising false alarm that involves public services, like a municipal water system, constitutes a felony. The department claimed the discoloration of the water was caused by sediment, rust and minerals in old water lines.

About a month later, Trinidad police arrested Combs on a felony charge of false alarm or report. 

Two days later, Trinidad Police Chief Charles Gregory called the case “cut and dry” and said Combs’ claims “are simply false and have only caused unnecessary fear and confusion in our community.”

Not quite as innocent as Comrade Clayton made it out to be.

You can “speak up” all you want about the water. What you CAN’T do is slander, libel or spread false information to cause a panic. Try yelling “FIRE” in a crowded movie theater and see how you’re treated, you mook.

Clayton the Commie Cretin should definitely take note of this. He has engaged in libel more than a few times. He told the public there is Windex in the milk supply (lie) and that data centers cause heart murmurs in children (zero proof).

The instant he names a name of a grocery store or data center that is supposedly hurting people and he has no proof, he can be slapped with a giant libel lawsuit…which he is financially ill-equipped to fight.

Please God, let that happen.

Special Needs Candidate Tucker Recycles Same Garbage For 5th Time.

Local unemployed socialist skel Clayton Tucker has fallen into a pretty predictable pattern: post two or three times a day about [water/power/hemp/noise] and then ask to “sign a petition” so he can harvest email addresses for grifting purposes.

He just recycles the same “study” over and over. Here it is again:

Shrinking reservoirs? LOL:

One hundred years ago, Texas had only eight major reservoirs (those with capacities over 5,000 acre-feet) with a combined storage of about 288,340 acre-feet. Today, the state boasts over 200 major reservoirs with a massive total conservation storage capacity exceeding 34 MILLION acre-feet (with Toledo Bend alone storing nearly (4.5) million)

Water crisis? I’ve gotten 21.5 inches of rain out here since April 1st. The Corpus Christi reservoir was 8% full when Comrade Clayton lied about standing in the middle of it (it was 45-feet deep at that time) and it is now almost 15% full – a near DOUBLING.

Photo of Corpus radar between May 1st and today…

Monitored reservoirs in Texas are 75.5% full today – versus 77.5 a year ago.

Is water precious in Texas? Absolutely! Should we be careful in planning for the future? Of course! But that doesn’t mean ending modern society and crawling back into mother’s womb, where Clayton has lived for the last 35 years.

Here are the ACTUAL details of the “study” he keeps recycling:

There are ALWAYS a lot of COULDs and MIGHTs in Comrade Clayton’s bullshit he spews. He’s been doing that for about 10 years now:

Prediction #573 of Clayton Tucker’s that did NOT come true.

The year 2040 is 14 years away. Not exactly “staring down” the barrel of a gun. This ESTIMATE also assumes ZERO technological advances in 14 years. Highly unlikely. All it takes is some nerd to invent a new hardware or software workaround and the power needs could be cut in half overnight:

AI breakthrough cuts energy use by 100x while boosting accuracy.

The study says “between 3% and 9%” which is wide enough to drive a truck through – and Comrade Clayton ALWAYS uses the “9%” figure in his scare tactics.

The study ALSO admits that usage today (with around 500 data centers in operation in Texas) is LESS THAN 1%. It’s actually 0.4% (or 0.004) of all water usage.

So 99.6% of all Texas water usage is NOT data centers. Comrade Clayton’s study admits that in black and white.

Then again, this is the same moron who switched from fake cattle ranching to fake goat ranching because of “global warming” then watched beef prices skyrocket while he missed out on the entire thing. LOL. Yes, you read that correctly: he is worried about the heat and water 100 years from now when the lifecycle of a cow from birth to slaughter is about 18 to 24 months. HAHAHAHAHA!!! What a maroon!!!

Forbes In 1999 About The New “Internet”: We’re Going To Run Out Of Power!

Seems like we’ve been here before. Comrade Clayton doesn’t remember this because he was still in diapers. He also thinks the world started in 1991 when he was born and knows absolutely NOTHING about history….

In other words, humans overcame the problem. I guarantee you there are 10,000 nerds hard at work on this problem right now. The nerd who figures out a hardware or software solution that cuts power consumption in data centers is going to get very, very rich. THAT is the beauty of the free market: it harnesses humans’ innate self-interest into benefits for all mankind. The inventor gets rich and everyone else gets a better life.

Only moron socialists do not understand this.