Another Story Fabricated: The Tennessee Toxic Metal Fairy Tale

First it was “power bills have doubled!” – without mentioning that it was in Maryland and not Texas.

Then it was “wells are running dry” – without mentioning that it was in Georgia AND altering multiple ‘facts’ in the story to make it sound far worse than it was (in actuality some water was turned brown and muddy due to blasting during construction).

NOW it’s “toxic heavy metals in wells!” – a fairy tale that takes place in Tennessee…and he mentions no names or locations, as usual. Just like “that guy near Dallas” whose cows supposedly went sterile due to data centers. LOL.

He fails to mention exactly how data centers could possibly leach “heavy metals” into the groundwater. He fails to mention WHICH “heavy metal” was found, supposedly.

I thought he told us they were just “stealing” all the water – not injecting “heavy metals” into the ground (which they aren’t).

Google was unable to find ANY story that matches his fairy tale he told to a room of gullible morons…

Texas (which has the most data centers of pretty much any state) has NONE of these horror stories, so Comrade Clayton is forced to make up stories altogether or pluck stories from another state 1,000 miles away to try and scare people.

Also, if you can prove your well was poisoned with “heavy metals” by a data center you are going to be very rich. There IS a legal system in place, you know. The problem is that lawsuits require proof of damages and liability and stuff like that – things that Clayton Tucker doesn’t ever produce during his ramblings and lies.

But you know who IS fucking people over and facing ACTUAL lawsuits for damages??? The company that Clayton’s dad works for! Firefly!

That would be the SAME Firefly that is taking $100 million in tax dollars to build out DATA CENTERS in secret locations. Talk about a hypocrite!!

That would be the same Firefly that is partnered with General Dynamics – a company that poisoned the land so badly that it is now an EPA Superfund Cleanup Site. Talk about “toxic metals!”

The same Firefly that is partnered with Northrup Grumman – a MASSIVE monopoly that rips off taxpayers non-stop with wildly overpriced weapons systems due to their monopoly status. Talk about “Evil Monopolies!!”

But Clayton can’t EVER say anything bad about all the shit Firefly Aerospace pulls on everyone because that’s where daddy’s paycheck comes from and THAT paycheck buys Clayton his $4,000 pet mini cows and shiny imported Japanese tractors he poses for photos on! It also pays the property taxes and mortgage for the house where Clayton still lives with his mom and dad at age 35 1/2. Pathetic.

Remember: he can’t be bought! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

“I Won’t Be Intimidated” Says Scared Rabbit Who Was Petrified Of Cold Virus.

Intimidated by whom? Has he already created some hilarious “I’m a hero for the little people just like Erin Brokovich” narrative in his pea brain? Does he think that some Evil Data Center Tech Bro is going to make a menacing call to his cell at 2am and whisper “you’d better stop fighting us on data centers or you’ll be sorry”?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nobody even knows who you are, you clown. You live with your parents, are unemployed and broke. I don’t think they’re too worried about you.

But I DO remember that very recently, you were petrified of a cold virus with a 99.98% survival rate for your age group. So much for “not being intimidated” by stuff. You were a petrified rabbit for about 2.5 years – including STILL wearing a mask in public well into 2023.

Here are some photos of Tough Guy Tucker wearing a mask in a car by himself and then rushing out to inject himself with the shitpoison they concocted in a few months and then lied about being safe and effective:

“Socialized medicine for all!” says the communist who lives with his parents!
The store ran out of men’s masks, apparently.

Yeah – keep telling us how brave you are, commie maggot.

Clayton Tucker Turns Tough Guy Act Up To 11: “I Grew Up Staring Down Angry Steers In A Bullpen…None Of You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Intimidate Me” I Hereby Challenge Him To A Cage Match For Charity.

Holy shit.

He has really just thrown caution to the wind now. Absolutely DOES NOT CARE how big the lies are because this is it for him. He loses this, and it’s back to being a nobody at mom’s house.

This may be the most disgusting misrepresentation by a silver spoon pussy I’ve ever seen:

“I ain’t gonna get bought, I ain’t gonna get bossed, I’m a little too stubborn for that. And I’m also not going to be intimidated. I grew up staring down angry steers in a bullpen…none of you motherfuckers are going to intimate me.” [7 second mark]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He has never stared down anything but his boyfriend’s cock. He is a GIANT silver spoon pussy and trust fund nerd.

I am 21 years older than this pussy and I’ll gladly challenge him to a cage match in the center of Lampasas. No holds barred. I will donate $5,000 to any charity who wants to set this up. Five minutes in a cage with me. Anything goes. The good news is, the center of town is only three blocks from your mom’s house where you live at age 35.

I’m the angry steer and you’re the lying queer. Let’s go.

The ball is in your court, comrade. Do you accept?

I must warn you: there is NOTHING on this planet I despise more than a lying, grifting, America-hating socialist piece of shit like you. I cannot guarantee your safety. I’ll come charging across that ring and you’ll be body slammed and then pummeled into the ground before you know what hit you. I’ve DREAMED about pummeling lying socialist shit sacks like yourself. PLEASE accept this challenge.

I’m begging you. Show us all how tough you are. PLEASE!!!

Erin Brockovich? More Like Clayton Tuckerbitch

Comrade Clayton Tucker, the unemployed socialist bum who lives with his mom at age 35 (and who thinks he is a ‘data center expert’ after posting a bunch of made-up ‘facts’ for a couple months) NOW thinks he’s the next Erin Brokovich! LOL

In fact, he is EXACTLY COPYING the “data center reporting” website that Erin Brokovich herself has already created.

Brockovich AI Data Center Reporting

Jesus, that’s sad.

Poor Clayton. Always a day late and a dollar short. The story of his thoroughly unremarkable life.

You see, now that EVERYONE and their pet cat is bashing data centers and Greg Abbott is taking up the cause (something the Governor and Legislature actually CAN have an effect on) all of a sudden the kid who lives with mom is being exposed as a know-nothing nobody yet again.

Abbott recommends sweeping data center regulation, including eliminating sales tax exemption

You hear that sound? That’s the sound of Clayton Tucker’s teeny, tiny bit of thunder being stolen for good. He sees his grift slipping away from him. If Abbott makes a few changes to all the data center stuff, then Clayton has nothing to whine about six times a day. He’ll have to go back to ranting about monopolies and microplastics – which got him zero attention.

So now Clayton Tucker the attention whore is trying desperately to copy Erin Brockovich in a sad attempt to stay relevant.

LOL. It is to laugh.

Oh, and countdown to Clayton crying about Elon becoming a trillionaire in 3…2….1….

600,000 > 10,000

“They’re takin all of our farmland! Derp derp!”

This is one of the dumber arguments by the data center hysteria crowd. Naturally, unemployed socialist bum Clayton Tucker uses it so he can inject himself (Ag Commissioner!) into the data center debate. In reality, the debate should consist of the governor and the legislature, since THEY are the ones who hold power over make laws – not the pissant Ag Commissioner.

Strangely, Clayton Tucker was SILENT for the last 8 or 10 years as massive solar subsidies allowed hundreds of thousands of acres of prime farmland to be destroyed by unreliable solar power – which only generates about 25% of its nameplate capacity over the course of a year.

In fact, Clayton Tucker screamed LOUDLY for MORE solar and wind to be scattered all over the place as he demanded a TOTAL end to fossil fuels by 2030 (LOL!)

Currently, data centers cover 10,000 acres AT MOST…

Solar farms? Between 50x and 70x MORE!

The hypocrisy of Clayton Tucker is truly staggering. That fat anus Sid Miler is also blabbering about the farmland thing. It’s utter nonsense.

Oh and just for comparison – golf courses in Texas take up 150,000 acres. Fifteen times more than data centers. They use a hell of a lot more water, too.

Calm down.

Shameless Socialist Scrotum Just Told An Entire Room Of Adults That Data Center Heat Is Between 2,000 and 10,000 Degrees Fahrenheit.

Pathological liar Clayton Tucker seriously outdid himself today. This is kind of not even funny anymore. Like, Clayton’s parents need to get him to a psychiatrist and find out what is going on with him mentally that he needs to tell the most outrageous, easily disprovable lies over and over.

Today, he drove six hours round trip up to the Dallas area to AGAIN waste the time of people who ACTUALLY LIVE THERE by standing up there and repeating Tuckers Greatest Hits.

But he added a new lie to his set list today:

At the fifty-second mark: “The heat dome these things create also travel up to five miles”

Not content to make up bullshit about heart murmurs and sterile cows, he now says you can feel the heat from a data center up to FIVE MILES AWAY. It’s bad enough he thinks low-frequency SOUND can travel that far without being washed out by natural sounds like the wind, the trees rustling, and other noises.

This is God-level delusion. He needs some meds.

[We already talked about this before but that was when he was only lying that it raised local temperatures 16 degrees – a lie he got Community Noted for on Twitter, it was so outrageous. This lie is 100x worse.]

A data center parking lot creates no bigger of a localized “heat island” than a parking lot at the airport or Wal-Mart or a sports stadium. Concrete is concrete.

What is most disappointing, is that someone didn’t jump up immediately and call him a piece of shit liar. I would have. All these old dummies just sat there nodding as it that sounded totally reasonable.

[Ironically, Clayton HIMSELF cheered when the Big Tech oligarchs de-platformed and banned anyone who told the truth about masks during Covid. Clayton called it “disinformation” – and here he is telling the biggest lies I’ve ever heard.]

Here is what Google has to say about feeling heat at a distance.

He’s already angry that they are “stealing all the water” to use closed-loop water systems to cool the server racks. So if they are “stealing” all the water to cool the chips, then they must not be doing a very good job since he thinks there is STILL enough heat left that it STILL affects humans and animals FIVE MILES away. LOL.

A significant portion of any thermal radiation is absorbed or scattered by air molecules, water vapor and dust very quickly – in accordance with Boltzmann’s law of powers. That is high school physics, which I excelled at btw. Heat dissipates very quickly as it is moving outward in three dimensions like a sphere. Same with light.

The only things you’ll feel five miles away are a nuclear blast and a massive volcanic eruption.

I’m most embarrassed for all the pussies who sat there and let him shamelessly lie like that. I find it very hard to believe all those old farts are THAT stupid.

Although, when you see morons like THIS in his comments, you start to wonder if the entire world suddenly dropped to a 50 IQ recently. Behold, Roni Finch who is possibly even dumber than Bruce Haywood and Potato Head Fitzharris:

Look at the sheer about of bullshit she swallowed without even QUESTIONING any of it. She just takes it all as gospel:

#1 – he’s not busting up shit. He’s not a lawyer with the DOJ and therefore cannot bust monopolies.

#2 – he’s not doing ANY good things for farmers or ranchers. He drives around all day and grifts money off of old ladies and then buys fast food with it.

#3 – he is not a farmer. Never has been. Has never grown a single crop. Doesn’t even have his own garden!

#4 – “he has many petitions!” – AS IF THAT MEANS SHIT!! Oh my goodness! He has 27 petitions that will never accomplish anything! My favorite is the petition to name storms after oligarchs! That one will really change the world.

Sid Miller Is A Giant Sack Of Shit.

Wow. What an absolute cocksucker Sid is!

I have zero doubt now that Sid Miller IS a corrupt sack of dog shit. There was a lot of smoke about him selling hemp licenses for cash and other sketchy shit you’d kind of expect from a fat fuck who looks like Boss Hogg from the 1970s Dukes Of Hazzard. But they never really caught him red-handed.

I’ll take cocks THIS big up my ass! No, really!! I’ll do it for $100. I’ll let you tear it up REAL good!

If he’ll burn the place to the ground out of spite for Nate Sheets and give credit to an unemployed SOCIALIST bum who has never even had a real job, then he would for SURE sell licenses for cash. Lending legitimacy to an obvious know-nothing bum like Clayton Tucker is a crime worse than the hemp thing, in my book.

What “other issues” is he right on, Sid? Open borders? Letting in infinity muzzie scumbags and endorsing them for office? Ending fossil fuels by 2030? I’d love to hear the other issues he’s right about, you disgusting slob.

Hey fat fuck Sid! Here’s a question for you: If you are so deeply concerned about the data center issue, then why have you done absolutely nothing about it in 12 years? You still have another seven months or so in office. Why don’t you stop them all??

Oh that’s right. Because you CAN’T. You can Google it, you can use AI for it or you can go read the Texas Agriculture Code – the answer will be the same:

The Texas Commissioner of Agriculture does not have the legal authority to unilaterally stop or issue a statewide moratorium on data centers. Because the office lacks regulatory or zoning oversight over these developments, the Commissioner’s primary tools are limited to using the “bully pulpit” to raise public awareness and advocating forlegislative changes.

This is a LOCAL issue and a legislative issue. NOT an issue for Ag Commissioner. If (God forbid) this moron Clayton were to be elected, he would do NOTHING to stop a single data center. I’ll take that bet all day long for as much money as you care to lose.

Then, after you realize you’ve been lied to by him and you still have your data centers being built, you will have a kid in there running a billion-dollar budget and managing 650 people who has never so much as worked a real job in his life and STILL lives with his parents at age 35. It would be like putting a 13-year-old girl in as Governor of the state.

I also think that when Nate Sheets gets in there and starts digging into stuff, he will find ALL SORTS of dirty shit on old Sid – which is why Sid is desperate to keep him out of there.

Sid and Clayton: two total fucking scumbags who deserve each other.

Incredibly Spoiled, Useless Pussy Clayton Tucker Cries Over Computer Prices.

One thing that sickens me the most about spoiled pussies in this day and age is the total lack of self-awareness about how good they have it compared to just 20 or 30 years ago. Instead of appreciating how cushy their lives are now, they whine and cry about every little bump in the road.

Few people nauseate me more with this than local mega pussyfag Clayton Tucker:

High computer costs??? Bro, you have NO IDEA what you are talking about. You look like the biggest retard on the planet complaining about computer prices.

A little history:

Our first computer was the TRS-80 (affectionately knows as the Trash-80). back in 1977 it was about $600 (or $3,300 in today’s dollars). Imagine going Amazon today and seeing a $3,300 computer that had a shitty 12-inch CRT monochome screen and 48 KILOBYTES of memory. That’s 48,000 bytes. That’s it. It was slow as fuck. No wi-fi. No Bluetooth. It took a good five minutes to boot up when you turned it on and it made a racket when it read or wrote to the giant 8-inch floppy.

When I went off to college in 1988, my parents splurged on a Macintosh computer. The “deal” price through Northwestern University was $2,000 (about $6,500 in today’s dollars) and it had a whopping TEN megabytes of memory. It still had a tiny, black-and-white screen and was slow as shit also.

Now?

Spoiled pussyfag Clayton Tucker (who lives with his parents and ALREADY gets free rent) walks around with an iPhone all the time. Probably cost his parents $1,200. Yet he whines anyways.

Memory now? Cheap as chips, despite a slight blip this year:

Dumbfuck Clayton Tucker says “technology should work for the people and not make life more expensive”??? My god, dork. Let me count the ways you have it EXTREMELY cheap and easy compared to just 20 or 30 years ago:

On that phone of yours, you can push a button (usually for about $10 a month subscription) and access every song ever recorded, every movie ever made, billions of hours of YouTube stuff including tutorials on how to fix ANYTHING, college lectures, etc. Oh, and you can do it on a PLANE at 35,000 feet, too! You spoiled twat.

You can get an Uber summoned to the EXACT SPOT you are standing (no waiting for taxis at 2am hoping they show up), DoorDash or Uber Eats will bring you pretty much ANYTHING you can think of in your area, you have a GPS at your fingertips – GPS that didn’t even exist as anything worth a shit until the year 2000, and even THEN you had to buy a pricey Garmin piece of shit for your car.

At home you can have a 70″ TV for a couple hundred bucks and watch thousands of programs for about $20 per month…ALL on demand whenever you want to watch it. You can make a video call to anyone on the planet for free. You can make plane reservations or look for a job or look for an apartment on that magical iPhone too – all sorted by a dozen different filters. Oh, and don’t forget your Amazon app where you can push a button and ANYTHING will appear at your door in a day or two. No more driving to five stores and wasting a whole day looking for an item you want.

The richest man in America 30 years ago had NONE of the incredible conveniences this crybaby pussy Clayton takes for granted today…and he doesn’t even have a job! He has ALL these awesome things and he works for NONE of it. Talk about easy street.

You spoiled, spoiled, whiney crybaby asshole. I shit on you.

I hope your parents leave you NOTHING in their will so you end up destitute under a bridge and understand how good you have it in the year 2026.

Corpus Christi Reservoir Now At 28% Full – Up From 8% When Excitable Socialist Called For The End Of The World.

Wait a second. I thought Evil Big Wigs were “using up” all the water or stealing it! How the hell did it end up back in the lake? It would be like a burglar stealing your jewelry from your safe and then two weeks later it’s back in the safe again! Not exactly stealing it, is it?

It’s almost like the water never actually disappears but is constantly moved in phases though a “cycle” of some sort. Bizarre. Scientists should study this!

So now we’re talking like 16 billion or 18 billion more gallons in there since Comrade Clayton lied and said he was standing in the middle of an empty reservoir. There are now over 23 BILLION gallons of water in there.

When he had his hissy fit and lied that “Corpus is running out of water RIGHT NOW” it was 8.3% full. So another week or two and the amount of water will have QUADRUPLED in there. LOL.

I’m serious about what I said before: Corpus needs to hire Clayton to go down there and screech about the end of the world. It guarantees some great rains.

He did the same thing with egg prices. After Biden fucked everything up and massacred millions of chickens, Clayton Tucker the socialist wanted government to get involved and he hatched (pun intended) all sorts of ridiculous, command-economy schemes to “fix” egg prices.

He lost his mind and (as usual) blamed the situation on all sorts of phantom ‘monopolies’ and ‘big wigs’ gouging us instead of understanding that the prices of EVERYTHING go up and down over time as supply and demand are brought into balance every single minute of the day:

I said all you need is the free market and get government out of the way.

This morning at HEB:

So today all those “greedy” monopolies just decided to not be greedy anymore? Seriously, how do you explain that? You socialist moron.

As someone who has raised chickens for 14 years, I don’t know how in the hell they do this for 14 cents per egg. Maybe it’s a loss leader. I don’t know.

I DO know that one of those eggs has about 70 calories in it. So you could theoretically get your daily calories just from eggs for less than $5 per day. But that doesn’t stop Comrade Clayton from bitching about how the grocery store is a “monopoly that gouges people!” – if they are a monopoly they are doing it REALLY wrong by practically giving away eggs.

Eggs are a total super food. I probably average 4 or 5 a day. There are a million ways to cook them, too. Never gets old.

Oh – So Now Sid Miller ISN’T A Corrupt Piece Of Shit And In Bed With Monopolies And Oligarchs? I’m Confused!

For the first nine months of Comrade Clayton’s doomed Ag Commissioner campaign, he told us that Sid Miller was a corrupt scumbag in bed with the “greedy monopolies.” He also called Sid Miller a “corrupt puppet” of “oligarch” Alex Fairly, among other insults and baseless innuendo:

Clayton Tucker Accuses Sid Miller Of $50,000 Quid Pro Quo.

But that was so last year! Since then, Sid has been thrown out of the Good Old Boys Club for some shady-looking shit and Abbott gave him the boot. Nate Sheets stomped his ass in the primary. This pissed off Sid because his cushy job is now gone, so now he’s going to burn it all down on his way out the door by pretending to care about the data center issue AND share a stage with an unemployed socialist bum with no experience running ANYTHING and who lives with his parents at age 35!

For that, Sid really IS a piece of shit, in my book.

“Expert”! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Clayton Tucker: 35yo poli sci major, unemployed, has never had a real job, lives with parents, failed at ranching, lies about being a farmer, sucks at math, knows nothing about computer science, physics, electricity, engineering or construction. But he’s a ‘data center expert’ now. BAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s even better than the water expert lie.]

Some dummy shitlib chick is upset about all this and is NOW informing us that Sid a great guy and he was “sounding the alarm” on this data center nonsense a year ago (right about the time Clayton was accusing him of taking bribes, I might add!)

He didn’t sound any alarms, you doss twat.

Sid Miller didn’t give a fuck about data centers a year ago and Sid Miller doesn’t give a fuck about data centers today. For good reason, too: there isn’t a damn thing he can do about them. He’s only sharing the stage with the socialist bum and alarmist to try and hurt Nate Sheets. Nate Sheets who kicked his ass in the primary.

Clayton Tucker didn’t give a shit about data centers either as recently as six months ago. He was like a broken record talking about “busting monopolies” over and over. Data centers were never mentioned.

(Clayton LOVES Mamdani, by the way. Just like he loves ALL scumbag commie muzzies like Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib and Salman Bhojani.)

So Nate Sheets has ZERO agriculture experience? The whole “build a $100-million-dollar business from a backyard beehive” doesn’t count? But apparently Clayton Tucker’s “take pictures of goats on grandpa’s property” DOES count as “experience” in her book?

BAHAHAHAHAHA! OK lady:

Clayton Tucker Does NOT Meet Legal Requirements To Be Ag Commissioner.

It’s too bad this gay “Matagora Against Data Centers” thing is like 3.5 hours away from me or I’d go down there and heckle the shit out of Comrade Clayton until he cried onstage.

Say that reminds me: do the dummies in Matagora crying about data centers realize that Matagora is home to a LOT of major industry AND rice farmers?? BOTH of whom use WAY more water than a data center? The petrochemical industry in Matagora uses about TWENTY-FOUR TIMES the power of any data center!

I don’t know who is in charge of this “Matagora Against Data Centers” organization but I will bet even money it is some old chick in her late 60s with grey hair, a ponytail and several cats at home. Five years ago she had photos of herself taking the shitty Covid “vaccine” on her social media while wearing two masks in her car. I’ll also bet she is a prolific user of Facebook and Twitter…which means DATA CENTERS!

Morons.