Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Mom Is Now A Biofuels Expert. Wants Gov To Start Hemp Oil Fuel Boondoggle.

Not happy to sit and watch the ethanol boondoggle empty taxpayers pockets, wreck engines and do nothing for the environment, unemployed bum Clayton Tucker is now demanding we grow hemp to turn the seeds into biofuel:

Yeah – biofuels are a great idea! Just ask Willie Nelson…

Willie Nelson’s BioFuel Business Is in a Pretty Bad Way

End of the BioWillie Dream

Willie Nelson lost his ass on that stupid idea. In fairness, maybe Clayton didn’t hear about the Willie Nelson fiasco. It was back around the time when Clayton was in China fondling five-year-old boys for a year or two, for some inexplicable reason:

Poli Sci major and “family farmer” decides to run off to China for a few years immediately after he graduated college and fondle kindergarteners! Totally normal! Don’t ask too many questions!

[By the way, here are some reviews of the Chinese school Clayton used to “teach” toddlers at. There are some unsavory intimations of child molestation. Make of that whatever you will.]

Hemp oil fuel is an extremely costly and moronic idea, which is why we aren’t doing it. But as usual, Clayton Tucker thinks he is smarter than everyone else and the REAL experts are so stupid they are just leaving $100 bills laying all over the place without picking them up.

What Clayton REALLY means (because he is a HUGE Green New Deal acolyte) is he wants the government to SUBSIDIZE hemp oil fuel production so he can get in on the scam himself. And there WOULD DEFINITELY be subsidies – otherwise you’d be paying about $35 per gallon for fuel.

Remember – he wants to end fossil fuels by 2030! He has stated this many, many times.

Clayton never mentions the cost of anything (‘free’ wind power, ‘free’ health care, ‘renewable’ biofuels) because he is a duplicitous piece of shit with an innumerate pea brain. But the costs of this dumb idea would be astronomical.

Here are some REAL experts destroying all of Clayton’s false statements one by one.

Hemp Fuel – Busting All The Myths

Here is just a tiny taste:

As calculated above, an acre of hemp can produce 226 pounds of oil. If we do a little math, we find out that a total of 1.26 billion acres of land are needed to produce enough hemp seed oil to equal the weight of standard diesel fuel consumed. The US is only 2.4 billion acres.

In order for hemp biodiesel to replace standard diesel, 50% of ALL land in the US would be needed to fulfill this order.

We can see that biodiesel from hemp seed oil would be extremely expensive. Imagine filling up your tank (let’s say it is 10 gallons) and paying $250.50 at the pump.

For hemp seed oil to be competitive, the price would have to decrease by 92.2%. That is just to be a replacement for soybean oil in biodiesel! For standard diesel, it is more.

With that, it is quite apparent that hemp biodiesel will not be able to replace standard diesel fuel from the supply side or the demand side. Farmers would lose money on every acre grown and consumers would see prices at the pump undergo extreme price increases.

Another mega-retarded idea from the pea-brained socialist who is incapable of the tiniest amount of common sense or mathematics. Sadly, a bunch of very stupid and gullible old ladies want this douchebag to run the second largest Ag department in the United States and probably the world! Great idea.

Fat Slob Bruce Haywood Now Screeching About Data Centers. Demands Debate On Issue Ag Commissioner Has ZERO Control Over.

I’m actually shocked this pig is still alive. But alive he is, and he’s unsurprisingly in the camp that spends all day on-line on social media and then demands we shut down all data centers because of stillbirths in cows, or something…

Naturally, he is in the Clayton Tucker camp – they are both lazy, goldbricking bums living off of someone else.

Just like Clayton Tucker, Stephanie Fitzharris and the other brain-dead clowns, Bruce is incapable of rational thought or of critical thinking. He is just a giant, fat coagulated mass of stupidity who jumps on the “latest thing” and demands action, no matter how stupid and unworkable it is.

Nate is right to ignore the data center hysteria because it has NOTHING TO DO with the position of Ag Commissioner. It’s baffling to me that the average person STILL doesn’t get that.

Just to give you a refresher on how stupid Bruce is, he was one of the retards who held his poor kid out of school during the 2020/2021 school year even though it was obvious that the risk to her was ZERO:

Of course, with her father’s gene for ‘intelligence’ running through her veins, she was fucked from birth anyways.

Obese slob wrong about every single issue. Data centers is no exception.

Bruce also demanded the entire economy shut down and the government just “hand out money” to “stimulate” things – then was shocked when inflation surged 30% in a few short years….

Bruce selflessly volunteers to spend more of other people’s money to buy shit for himself. Asshole.

Bruce has no job and just sits home collecting government checks and eating Whataburger all day long, so “staying home” was no change for him at all. He sat there in his own filth while millions of small businesses got destroyed.

In other words, he’s a complete dunce. If Clayton Tucker and Stephanie Fitzharris didn’t live here, I’d say he was the dumbest guy in town. I am more than happy to be on the other side of the data center debate when their side is comprised of such a murderer’s row of retards.

As Election Gets Closer, Outrageous Lies Multiply. Clayton Tucker Claims He Cured Juvenile Delinquents In Killeen By Having Them Plant Some Squash.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No seriously, he said this:

Yes, the feral black juvenile delinquents who attack their teachers and pull knives on other students just needed to put some seeds in the ground and pull some weeds…and now they are at peace. They get straight As and sing kumbaya with fellow students all day long. Many will attend medical school and become brain surgeons now, thanks to the power of gardening.

If you believe that outrageous horseshit, I have an unprofitable fake hobby farm in Lampasas to sell you.

There is just one problem with Clayton’s beautiful story of peace and harmony and personal transformation through pulling weeds: it’s very easily-disprovable bullshit. Just like his “I tried to pay off the Lampasas ISD lunch debt” lie.

All you have to do is spend 5 seconds digging.

#1 – the Killeen ISD would never let this happen for insurance reasons, for one thing. VERY easy to look this up. Clayton has no kids, so he doesn’t have the first clue how public schools work. You can’t even bring a fucking PBJ sandwich to lunch anymore in most places. But don’t take my word for it. Let’s ask the all-knowing Interwebs:

Why doesn’t Comrade Clayton tell us the names of a few of these scumbags whose lives were turned around by Killeen Creators? Why doesn’t he take some pictures with them? Why not show us the children working in the gardens with him? He posts to social media 100x a day about every other moronic thing under the sun….so why has he NEVER posted a single photo of this?

Well, for the same reason he never gives a name of the “farmer” who has had “stillbirth after stillbirth” due to data centers: it’s all a gigantic lie made up in the tiny pea brain of Professor Goatwanker Clayton Tucker.

There are no “student gardeners” – they are all AmeriCorps ‘volunteers’ who are paid $290,000 per year by YOU, the taxpayer! LOL. What a total scam! Here is an excerpt from the article exposing the Killeen Creator scam:

Kristin Wright, co-founder and board chair of Killeen Creators, told the Herald on Friday that the cuts made by DOGE may cause Killeen Creators to shut down operations.

“If (the cuts) go through and we have to let go of our AmeriCorps real quickly without any planning, it could be the end of Killeen Creators and our programs,” Wright said.

She explained that Killeen Creators relies very heavily on volunteers for AmeriCorps, which is essentially the domestic Peace Corps.

Killeen Creators currently has 10 volunteers who work between 10 and 26 hours. They maintain community gardens..”

Wright says it is likely that they are going to have to let go of their 10 volunteers this month.

She pointed out that the AmeriCorps volunteers bring in as much as $290,000 in living stipend money

LOL. So the “volunteers” are not poor criminal kids from the Killeen ISD turning their lives around – they are (by Wright’s PUBLIC ADMISSION in the newspaper!)AmeriCorps kids who get paid about $30,000 each to do all the grunt work.

You really can’t make this shit up.

#2 – The “Killeen Creators” does not grow food as its primary purpose. Its primary purpose is scamming $290,000 per year in tax dollars while 10 Americorps volunteers do garden work – not criminal students. The scumbag who runs it now (Kristen Wright) does mostly “art journaling” and “splatter painting” and other touchy-feely bullshit to grab her tax dollars.

Yet Another Of Clayton Tucker’s Non-Profits Grabbing Tax Dollars – $290,000 Worth.

The only person in that organization who was a TRUE believer in the hippie dippy lifestyle was Kelly Flading. She lived like a true dirtgrub and practiced what she preached. She probably lived in a yurt made of mud and ate figs for every meal. She was what Comrade Clayton PRETENDS to be.

[Ironically, the hippie vegetable lover died at a young age from cancer five years ago – leaving Kristin Wright to scam the system with finger painting classes and “crochet for a cause” and Comrade Clayton to make up lies about curing budding criminals through the power of dirt and water.]

Oh, and one more final nail in the coffin of Clayton Tucker’s outrageous fable? If you look at the calendar, they do their “garden gathering” (harvesting) on Tuesday and Thursday at 9am: when the kids are in class. LOL. Clayton is too stupid to make his lies match up with reality – that is why they are so easy to expose.

Absolute moron.

Over 100 Billion Gallons Of Water Were Just Handed To Texas – For Free!

Yes, you read that right.

Since the rain started falling last Thursday, the monitored reservoirs in Texas increased 1% from 71.6% to 72.6% – which represents over 100 BILLION gallons of water.

Every single data center in Texas combined uses around 25 billion gallons of water per year – or 0.4% of the state’s entire water usage.

[The country loses over SIX BILLION GALLONS per DAY just to leaky pipes, to put this all in perspective]

So JUST the rain that fell over a few days is enough supply for every single data center in Texas for the next FOUR YEARS. We’re good until almost 2031. Amazing!

It’s almost like the data centers don’t “steal” the water and destroy it but just use it like everyone else (golf courses, manufacturing plants, mining, oil production, etc) and then it returns to the hydrological cycle to start all over again.

Somebody please inform the hysterical data center morons about this.

The same molecule of water that Abraham Lincoln pissed out in 1863 after he suspended Habeas Corpus has been been wandering around the planet ever since and has probably even been in Comrade Clayton’s mouth a few times. Which no doubt gives him a micro boner.

Funny, my electricity rates haven’t doubled yet either. Weird.

Spoiled, Trust Fund Commie Clayton Tucker Is Appalled Somebody Worked Hard And Made Money By Selling Their Profitable Business They Built From Scratch.

Nate Sheets had the NERVE to build something from nothing, bust his ass for years and years and then cash out…can you believe it??? Last I checked, that was pretty much the American dream. Work hard and prosper.

This entire sequence of events cannot be comprehended by the lazy socialist because (1) he has never built or created anything except for a Facebook page and Twitter page where he complains about everything 24/7 and (2) he is WAY too lazy and stupid to work the years and years to keep any endeavor growing and profitable.

He’s just a spoiled, envious little trust fund nerd whose “family ranch” is a weed patch that makes no money and can’t support anyone. It is a rich kid’s hobby so he can post goat photos on Facebook and cosplay at being a “rancher.” Daddy buys him pet mini cows so he can pretend. LOL.

So he seethes with envy that someone else was successful. That’s the entire religion of the commie.

Disgusting how envious he is of anyone who has done well in life. Typical grasshopper mentality.

For the record, Comrade Clayton’s dad is employed by Firefly Aerospace…which is owned by…PRIVATE EQUITY. Not to mention government contracts funded by the taxpayer. So the VERY HOUSE that Clayton lives in (his parents’) is funded by private equity. Fucking moron.

Also, don’t forget that Clayton the trust fund dork owns stock in GAIN (Gladstone Investment) which is a PRIVATE EQUITY company.

PussyFag Cade Hilgenberg Snyder Returns To Lampasas. Still Whining Like A Bitch As I Predicted Two Years Ago.

Time to beat on an old douchebag again. Why should Clayton Tucker get all the attention?

They are a lot alike, actually. Both useless turds complaining nonstop about evil capitalism and “Big Wigs” when they only have themselves to blame for their shitty predicament because they are lazy bums.

Cade thinks he should be able to afford everything he wants, even though he is a grocery bagger at age 26 and appears to have no further aspirations. He raged at “The Man” recently on Facebook:

Mind you, this is the same lazy bum who posted this years ago:

Just like Clayton Tucker: fritters away his time like the fabled grasshopper and doesn’t want to do any work, then as he gets older and winter approaches, he is consumed by envy that others have a place to live and nice things and he doesn’t. So someone must be to blame. Never the lazy grasshopper, though. Blame Roy Cockrell instead, like the fucking idiot you are. Clearly he never saw Roy working 18 hour days and slaving over the stove at Putters for YEARS as a small businessman. Cade was busy playing Pokemon and sucking random cocks, no doubt. But now he demands reparations from the Big Wigs.

Short recap on this lazy goldbricking bum:

He came to my attention in 2020 when he fell for the BLM hoax and demanded we do some stupid “BLM rally” here in Lampasas based on the totally false premise that white cops were killing innocent blacks. They weren’t. But half the town went out there and gave speeches and acted like morons – a LOT of females, actually.

Then he ran off to Austin to be with the other retarded hippies. He also came out as gay or bisexual or something and had the “non-binary they/them” stuff posted all over his social media. I suspect that was more due to the fact that no chick would talk to him anyways so he just decided to go with dick out of desperation.

But of course, as a miserable communist, he’ll never be happy wherever he is.

Then he ran back to mommy in Lampasas again and bagged groceries at the Burnet HEB – which he sucked at. He put my milk on top of my bread like a dunce. He also has a big, huge stupid door knocker nose ring in his nose like a dumb gothapotamus hippie chick. Hilarious.

Then he contemplated moving to NM, which I was HOPING he would do so he could get beaten and robbed by minorities and tweakers, but no dice. He pussied out on that….

What life? LOL. You can bag groceries anywhere, you clown.

But he’s too dishonest and hypocritical to actually move where there are icky brown and black people he claims to love so much. So he pussied out and moved to the 96%-white city of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin.

But THAT didn’t work out either. So he moved to Watertown, Wisconsin – which is 1.2% black people. It didn’t take long for him to start bitching about “racism” again, however:

More seething envy in the little commie.

Then he apparently got engaged to a chick (possibly retarded?) and now has apparently been dumped and is back in Lampasas close to mommy and whining about the Big Wigs here in town trying to screw him on rent. Zero surprises in all this.

As I wrote in late 2024:

“Of course, he’ll be a miserable fuck up there in Wisconsin too – because he is a communist and that’s what they are: miserable, envious little turds.”

I have a suggestion! Move to Somalia. Then you can be with all the diversity you want. You’ll have a great time! Away from Evil Amerikkka!

Superdork and crybaby pussy Cade Snyder Hilgenberg who keeps changing his last name like a girl.

Hey, I have an idea! Clayton and Cade and Potato Head Fitzharris’s fuckup commie kid Julian Jordan can all rent a house together! They can whine about Big Wigs together, bash capitalism and then share a big bed and fondle each others’ cocks all night. It’s a win/win for all of them.

Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Mom Now Pretending To Be An Electrical Engineer. Mounts EM Booster On His Fagmobile.

Listen up, everyone! The unemployed socialist bum who wasted $100k on a poli sci degree and who can’t support himself at age 36 is now telling us how the entire electrical grid should be built and operated. I guess he does this from mom’s upstairs bedroom where he currently resides? He hasn’t even solved the first problem in his life (letting go of mom’s tit) but he’s ready to tackle the entire electrical grid armed with a poli sci degree, zero math abilities and zero experience.

Bravo.

Here is Comrade Cumstain informing us we need to simply bury all those 765kv transmission lines underground. LOL. It’s so simple! Why didn’t all the experts already do that, one must wonder?

From the socialist’s website begging for petition signatures which can do nothing about the ‘problem’:

“Extremely susceptible to weather.” – 100% false. The wind blows right past those thin wires. These are the massive transmission lines 180 feet up on those giant pylons. The only thing taking those out is a tornado or a massive hurricane. Maybe. There just isn’t enough of a cross sectional profile to catch the wind and pull it down.

From Google:

Because 765kV towers are the largest and most critical “backbone” elements of an electrical grid (standing 130 to 180 feet tall),they are over-engineered to withstand immense stress. Their actual operational lifespan spans 50 to 80 years.

The dummy poli sci major has a $1700 Apple supercomputer in the pocket of his blouse that is connected to all of human knowledge, yet he’s too stupid and lazy to look that up. Incredible.

Power lines release “forever chemicals into the soil”? First I’ve heard of that! Maybe because it’s 100% made-up bullshit like all of Professor Goatwanker’s statements.

I’d think if they actually released any chemicals (they don’t, they are just aluminum wires) you’d want them 180 feet ABOVE the soil, not buried in it. Lucky for us, they don’t release any poisonous chemicals because they are just elemental wire (aluminum, copper, etc) and no more dangerous than the electric lines in the walls of your house. Actually, all the wires in your walls are MORE dangerous (if you believe this bullshit premise) because they are insulated with evil, poisonous plastic!

This may be the single dumbest thing he has ever written. Even dumber than data centers causing ear aches in kids. Also, they are PFAS, you dunce. NOT PFAFS.

“Above ground lines can release EM radiation.” So does your cell phone. So do buried power lines. So do the wires in your house. So does the local AM/FM radio station. So does ANY AC current running through a wire.

If he’s so petrified of EM radiation, one must wonder why Comrade Clayton mounted an expensive cell signal booster on his tiny wind-up, fake farmer fagmobile recently.

There it is, highlighted in red with the antenna sticking up. Catching cell signals and amplifying them – just inches from Comrade Clayton’s empty, pointed little head:

By the way Comrade: an expert I showed this picture to laughed and basically said those things are worthless. He called you a “dumb shit,” I believe it was. What do you care, though? Your idiot old lady donors footed that bill. Not you.

So his Big Three gripes about transmission lines are all complete lies.

NOW let’s look at the BIGGEST reason we don’t bury lines: it costs 10x to 20x MORE per mile. The word “cost” is something Clayton Tucker never worries about, whether it’s ‘free’ lunches for everyone, ‘free’ healthcare for everyone or ‘free’ energy from the ‘free’ pinwheels and panels. That’s because he lives with his parents at age 36 and never pays for anything. He thinks money grows on trees.

The bozo who keeps running around telling everyone that data centers will double their electric rates (they won’t) wants to bury lines at 20x the cost which most certainly WILL massively increase their electric rates as those fixed capital costs are pushed into your electric bill.

YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!

Comrade Clayton has some serious arrogance for such a failed little boy. There are thousands of electrical experts with masters and PhDs who have built these systems over decades and decades. Trust me, they know what works and the most efficient way to do it. You know how I know the experts running the grid have it all figured out? Because my electricity works day in and day out. That’s how.

Clayton Tucker can’t even make a buck at his grandpa’s hobby ‘ranch’ even though he was given everything for free and beef prices are at all-time highs. That’s how I know he’s an incompetent moron. He can’t even run things in his supposed area of “expertise” – but now we are supposed to believe he knows what he is talking about with the electrical grid.

Laughable.

Along comes a shitheel like Clayton Tucker who cannot even do basic math, let alone the advanced math needed to understand sine waves and grid inertia. Yet he has the ARROGANCE to stand there and publicly demand we do it in a way that is both retarded, costly and causes far more problems.

Incredible arrogance and lack of self awareness. Just a Grade-A moron in action.

Terry and Howard truly unleased a useless fucktard onto the rest of civilization. We are all worse off for his presence and his non-stop blabbering about shit he knows nothing about.

Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Parents At Age 35 Caught In A Candid Moment. Fake Farmer Facade Gone.

There are plenty of clues that Comrade Clayton Tucker is a fake farmer and rancher, if you have even the tiniest observation skills: the soft, pale, doughy build. The weak hands with zero scratches, callouses, ant bites or cuts on them. Holding up a nut and calling it a bolt.

Actual photo when he filed for Ag Commissioner. Soft, girly hands. The hands of a commie political organizer – NOT a rancher.

Then there are the VERY obvious ones. Like this staged photo taken recently to convince you he’s a “working man” even though he lives with his parents at age 35 and has been unemployed for many, many years. The “family farm” makes zero money. It’s a hobby, if it’s even that. The IRS would agree, which is why Clayton refuses to disclose any financial data about the “farm.” LOL.

Oh wait, he did admit it’s worth about $18,000. My bad.

First, notice the look of utter revulsion on his puss. His nose all wrinkled in disgust as if a hot female had asked him for sexual intercourse. He can barely wait to get through this awful ordeal and get back to posting to his 13 social media sites.

Secondly, the soft, girly fingers are all curled back because he is scared of getting animal cooties and saliva on them. Note the curled pinky finger.

Finally, note he forgot to put on his fake holster and gun on his right hip…the one he wore for the other photo shoots. Oops.

He takes pictures like this as “proof” that he’s a rancher, but he has NEVER made a living at it. Not even close. He just whines that the cattle industry is “monopolized” even as 250,000 family ranches somehow make a buck in Texas and beef prices are at all time highs. Only a moron fake rancher socialist would be broke in that environment.

Thirty-Five-Year-Old BoyChild Who Lives With Mom and Can’t Find a Job Has Decreed Proper Number Of Data Centers!

Lampasas’s own Buster Bluth has spoken!

We have more illegal invaders, too but Clayton doesn’t give a shit about that.

We probably have more of a lot of stuff, since we are so massive. More swimming pools and golf courses, too. You gonna tell us the “proper” number of those as well, you power-hungry, impotent midget dork??

“This is one IF the problems” says the unemployed moron who lives with mom and dad as he manages a typo in a post with only eight words in it. LOL. Clown horn.

[UPDATE – Clayton’s social media clown went in and changed IF to OF. I love when I make the monkey do that!]

I wonder if King Clayton will deign to inform us the exact right number of data centers. I’m guessing it’s enough to run his 13 social media sites and his YouTube he spends 8 hours a day watching but not enough for anything else. He ESPECIALLY doesn’t want the tens of thousands of construction jobs or the tens of billions of dollars for blue collar guys that entails. That’s because he is unemployed and sponges off his parents. He can’t even conceive of working to support yourself.

Asshole.

Comrade Clayton’s Fellow Midget Commie and Butt Buddy Greg Casar Is Angry An Illegal Scumbag Got Shot.

The most annoying part is they took the illegal Venezuelan they just shot to the hospital and wasted resources on him before he gets deported. I am against that 100%. After all, Venezuelans are just a clump of cells, right Comrade?

The midget Casar is just a brown Comrade Clayton: he hates America, has never worked a real job in his life, lies constantly about everything and has more love for illegal invaders than Americans. In fact, they are big butthole buddies:

Comrade Clayton loves hanging with retarded, insane commie weirdos. There’s Jasmine Crockett, too! Oh, Kristi Lara AGAIN wearing a tent as a dress!

Clayton hates ICE too, he just can’t admit that right now as he is in the middle of bamboozling and hoodwinking a bunch of dumb old ladies into thinking he’s just an “aw shucks good old boy Texan” fake rancher at the moment. But his social media trail says it loud and clear.

Casar, Omar and the rest of the America-hating scumbags should be put on a plane tomorrow and sent to Somalia. Comrade Clayton can go with them. Tool bag.