Open Letter To Clayton Tucker.

Dear Clayton,

You are embarrassing yourself.

Seriously. Take a big step back, stop repeating the words “water” and “data center” for five minutes and go take a REAL LOOK at the actual duties of Ag Commissioner in Texas. I’ll wait here while you do that. Here is a link:

Official Ag Commissioner Duties.

You may notice that you have talked about NONE of the things listed there. You may also notice that “data centers” and “groundwater regulations” are NOT listed. Please think about that for a minute.

You ALREADY embarrassed yourself wasting NINE MONTHS bashing Sid Miller when it should have occurred to you that he might not even be your opponent. That shows terrible judgement and lack of common sense – not to mention zero grasp of strategy, whatsoever.

You have wasted over $100,000 running against Sid Miller and basing your entire campaign on him being a “corrupt insider” and now you have nothing. That shows you are a terrible steward of other people’s money – in this case, the poor little old ladies whose social security checks you are grifting. All that money went POOF for zero upside.

You need to face some hard truths:

Nate Sheets is a better man than you, he is more informed than you, he is more successful than you, and he is actually talking about the issues. You are going to get destroyed in November. That is a fact. I know you’ll look at the final numbers of 56% to 44% or something and think you did well. But you didn’t. Dummies like Potato Head Fitzharris and Bruce Haywood will vote for the democrat no matter WHO it is. If it was a dog, they would vote for it. If it was a pile of cinder blocks, they’d vote for that as well.

If you are TRULY concerned about the Texas water situation, you should be running for an office that actually has some control over that such as: City council of Corpus Christi, the TCEQ, the Groundwater Conservation District, the Public Utility Commission, to name a few.

You may have noticed that EVERY ARTICLE you have posted about Corpus lays the blame at the feet of City council incompetence. This should make it clear to you that CITY COUNCIL holds quite a bit of sway on this issue. Ag Commissioner DOES NOT. You are wasting your breath and your time…and the money of these poor old ladies.

If you had an ounce of honor or dignity, you would immediately drop out of the race and stop fleecing these old ladies. Then you should move to Corpus Christi and run for City council. This will require you to get your own place to live, which will require a real job with income.

I know that is a lot to ask of a 35-year-old who has lived with his mother his entire life, but if you want to be a “Big Man” who is out there saving the day from the “Oligarchs,” the only way to be taken seriously is to start being a man and stop being a pussy.

You are going to lose in November and then you will be 0-4 in political campaigns. That should be a hint for you. Think of your poor grandfather looking down from heaven on you and being embarrassed and ashamed that his family name is attached to a perennial grifter, goldbricker and loser. He is rolling over in his grave, buddy. Have some respect for yourself and your family and do something with your life besides sponge off of your parents and random old ladies. It’s pathetic.

I know this is hard to hear, but you were clearly spared any “tough love” growing up so I’m laying it out for your now: you are a fat, lazy, grifting bum. That is the reality. But there is still time to turn your life around. Take all that free land and equipment from grandpa and dad and do something with it. Build something. Stop whining, get off social media and go do the work. It will be hard, but satisfying in the end. Your current path is a path to nowhere.

Sincerely, Lampasshole.

Socialist Dunce With $80,000 College Degree Bungles Simple Quote By His Hero FDR.

When I was in first grade, I had the most terrifying witch-on-wheels you could ever imagine as a teacher: Sister Miriam. By today’s standards, she was absolutely sadistic and would be arrested immediately. Smacking knuckles with rulers, using derogatory nicknames on the kids (calling the fat girl Bubbles), humiliating kids by holding up their papers with a giant red “F” on them when they failed. The whole deal.

I’ll say two things about her.

#1 – she kept perfect order in a class of 30 kids. Nobody ever fucked around because they were immediately sent to the principal, Sister Trinita, who beat your ass with a paddle then sent you back with tears in your eyes to be embarrassed further upon your return to the classroom.

#2 – the lessons she imparted are still remembered by me today 50 years later.

Her biggest lesson? ALWAYS CHECK YOUR WORK.

To this day, I read and re-read every email (and blog post) before hitting send. If I owe someone a chunk of cash, I count the money three times before I put it in an envelope. I check my envelopes for a stamp and return address several times before dropping it in the mailbox. I check my dates on flights twice before completing the act of buying the ticket. Etc, etc.

She may have been a giant bitch, but that was a good lesson to learn.

Local shitbird Clayton Tucker, whose parents wasted $80,000 on his useless Poli Sci degree, has clearly never been taught that lesson. It’s frankly quite embarrassing.

If this grifting, lying scumbag was a REAL farmer, he’d know that you PLUCK feathers off of a bird…you don’t PLUG them. But since he’s a FAKE farmer and rancher, he makes stupid mistakes like this one, and the “bailing” hay fiasco on his own campaign website….

But it’s even worse than that. Here is the REAL quote – made by the worst president in American history. Clayton idolizes FDR, so you’d think he’d get the quote right. But you’d be wrong.

Spoiled, unemployed Trust Fund Tucker walks around with a $1,700 iPhone at all times. He has all the knowledge in human history at his fingertips at all times – as we all do. It would have taken about eight seconds to check his work, and make sure he doesn’t look like a fucking idiot to the 14 people who will see that post. But he couldn’t be bothered.

If he is too lazy to do eight seconds of work to take a little pride in how he appears on his own campaign material, what makes you think he’s going to “fight” for an impossible job like “stopping AI data centers,” (which he has no power to do anyways)?? It’s a joke.

Oh, and by the way – that iPhone has 50% to 60% profit margins and the CEO of Apple is a multi-billionaire. You’d be hard-pressed to find a tech company who fucks their customers harder than Apple does. But Clayton is fine taking it in the ass with THAT oligarchy and monopoly! He loves it! It’s only the phantom grocery store monopolies (margins of 2%) that make him madder than a plugged chicken!

What a moron.

Corpus Christi Guilty Of “Decade Of Mismanagement” – But Dummy Socialist Blames Data Centers Instead.

Poor Clayton must have nightmares every night and mutter “data centers!” in his sleep like Luke Skywalker babbling about “Dagobah system! Yoda!” when he was freezing to death on Hoth that one time, right before Han solo stuffed him into a dead tuantaun

“Greedy few….data center….oligarch…hard cock…” His favorite things to salivate over and dream about.

Of course, the truth is far more mundane and predictable: a bunch of incompetent shitlib morons were running the City for the last decade. As someone who watched Misti Talbert fuck the tiny town of Lampasas up repeatedly and to the tune of millions, I can totally relate. There is no limit to the damage a stupid, arrogant woman can inflict.

Just look at ONE of the stupid shitlib women currently infesting Corpus Christi City council:

Lifelong parasitic paper pusher and product of public housing. I’m sure she’s SUPER smart and good with math and stuff.

So this dunce is far more concerned about her “indigenous heritage” than anything else. This is NOT the type of person you want on City council. It would be like Janet “Crazier” Crozier or Potato Head Fitzharris being put in charge of the water treatment plant. You should not put stupid, deluded, shitlib women in charge of ANYTHING that you don’t want destroyed.

Oh, then there was the radical left tree hugger wackos (and people in the community) who repeatedly put a stop to desalinization plans THREE YEARS AGO!

In Corpus Christi, Texas, Environmentalists Are Fighting a Slate of Proposed Desalination Plants

So they were warned repeatedly that water was an issue YEARS ago, but Clayton Tucker’s far-left greentard friends opposed it and did everything they could do to stop it.

You made your bed, now lie in it. The cost has now quadrupled due to all the fucking around and protesting. Whoops. The same stupid old farts who were out there three years ago holding signs to stop the water plants are now holding signs crying about the water running out. Some people are too stupid to survive, apparently. Fuck em.

But yeah – blame the data centers. LOL.

Moron.

FACT: Data centers consume LESS THAN 1% (0.3 to 0.4%) of daily water withdrawals in the U.S.

Nate Sheets Versus Clayton Tucker. A Comparison Of Candidates.

Another good headline would have been “Man Versus Clown.”

Nate is such an impressive person and Clayton is such a pathetic failure, I thought it would be fun to compare them side-by-side. It’s like putting Nata Lee (hottest female on planet earth) next to some disgusting crack whore who lives under a bridge…

Then again, at least the crack whore has her own place to live, makes a few bucks ‘working’ and is out of her mom’s house. Hey! That’s a good campaign insult! “Clayton Tucker – Less Successful Than Your Average Crack Whore”!

Let’s get to it!

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Fifth-generation Texan, a U.S. Navy veteran, and a successful businessman who built the #1 branded honey company in America from a single backyard beehive.  Nature Nate’s Honey generates revenue in the hundreds of millions of dollars per year. He emphasizes treating employees well by covering 100% of health insurance costs and providing high wages.

Clayton “Low T” Tucker: Third-generation fake rancher. Filled out some paperwork two years ago to ‘incorporate’ grandpa’s land into an official ‘ranch.’ Generates no profit for Clayton or anyone else. Clayton has employed ZERO people on his ‘ranch’ and has never paid $1 in wages or healthcare to anyone. Has one cow for sale since last September. Promised goat yoga and a petting zoo two years ago. That never happened. Has killed dozens of goats through incompetence and laziness.

Dork. Failure. Clown.

Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Has given huge sums of money to charity, served in the ministry and has gone on over 100 missions to spread his faith.

Clayton “Trust Fund” Tucker: lied about trying to pay off local school lunch debt. Lied about donating to flood victims. Gave a box of Froot-Loops to the local food pantry once. Once. Did a fake photo op in a church once and got destroyed for wearing his hat.

Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Owner and operator of Honey Rock Ranch, a 10,000-acre property in West Texas. There he manages wildlife, runs a cow/calf operation, trains cutting horses, and experiments with regenerative ranching practices.

Lady Clayton Tucker: Owns no property. Took a beginner ranching class not too long ago. Babbles about “regenerative ranching” but could not define it when pressed. Is never at the “ranch” anyways. Thought he was “BAILING” hay for the last few years! LOL.

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: A devout husband and an honest man of deep faith. Has a wife and four kids and an awesome life.

Clayton “Bodaggit” Tucker: Has been caught compulsively lying over THIRTY TIMES! Never seen in the company of women or a girlfriend. Has weird obsession with older muslim men, Beto O’Rourke and Bernie Sanders. Deep connections to far-left muslim scumbags.

Nice purse!!

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Wants secure borders and verified labor to stop illegal immigration in agriculture. Wants rural job creation through processing, bottling, and value-added agriculture opportunities.

Clayton “Open Borders” Tucker: Wants wide open borders. Claims Austin should be a sanctuary city and thus never cooperate with federal immigration authorities. Hangs out with Antifa types and extremist far-left commie agitators. Wants to destroy economy by ending fossil fuels in 3.5 years. Wore Arabic lapel pin instead of American flag to kiss the ass of America-hating Sasquatch Tlaib.

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Self-financing much of his campaign because he is obviously a self-made millionaire many times over. He’s the epitome of the Great American Success Story.

Clayton “Flat Tire” Tucker: Grifts social security checks from old ladies by lying to them about the world ending tomorrow and thus scaring them to death. Also lies to them that he will “bust monopolies” – and instead spends his campaign money with Facebook, Twitter, FedEx and other massive corporations run by “oligarchs.”

Looks like it’s a no-brainer! Nate Sheets for the win!

Gratuitous Nat Lee photos.

Turns Out All That Starbucks Coffee Is ALSO Ultra-Processed. Poor Clayton’s Tummy Must Be In Constant Turmoil.

We already know that the commie who despises big corporations and wildly overpaid CEOs is a dedicated Starbucks drinker.

We know this because he’s been caught a bunch of times drinking Starbucks instead of frequenting one of the many mom-and-pop stores near his mom’s house where he lives…

Guy who buys Apple stuff, uses Twitter, Facebook and buys Starbucks hates “Big Corporations!”

He’s also been gaining a ton of weight on the “campaign trail” – which is due to guzzling high-calorie Starbucks and Whataburger…

“Pear-shaped” describes Tucker AND his campaign!

But did you know that poor Tucker is ALSO putting himself in grave danger by drinking Starbucks? That’s because those sugary drinks he loves are considered ultra-processed foods….

Soy?? That explains a lot!

…and according to Clayton, he gets very, very sick from consuming those. Such a trooper! He KNOWS he gets deathly ill from eating UPFs, but he toughs it out on the campaign trail consuming a diet of Panda Express, Starbucks, Taco Bell and Whataburger! So brave! So dedicated!

So he gets deathly ill from “ultra-processed” foods except for Panda Express, Taco Bell, Whataburger, Froot Loops and Starbucks. Got it!

What do you want to bet this asshole buys all his junk food with cash now to stop it from showing up on his campaign expenditures where I can ridicule him for it?

Clayton Tucker’s Tireless Efforts And Awesome Petition Force Big Tech To Abandon Data Center Plans. David Beats Goliath! Texas Citizens Rejoice!

It’s being cancelled! But it’s not a ‘full’ cancellation, you see.

Just kidding.

As often happens in a sector when things are extremely frothy and bubbly and hundreds of billions are being plunked down by drunken sailors, eventually the bean counters and creditors say “whoa – slow down a second. That’s a shit ton of money on a lot of promises and pipe dreams” and they start to balk and sober up.

That’s what just happened.

If Comrade Clayton paid attention to the private credit sector (see: Blue Owl) he would have known many weeks ago that this was coming.

Previously, the hyper-scalers WERE taking a ton of money out of their own cash flow to finance these things (which may or may not prove to be pie-in-the-sky bullshit). NOW, they are going to the private credit markets – and the well is starting to run dry.

Comrade Clayton is a socialist, so he thinks money grows on trees. Turns out, there are a LOT of guys in charge of the financing, demand forecasting and engineering of these things. They are all about 50 times smarter than the kid who lives with mom at age 35 and can’t find a real job. Many of them are starting to ask if all these data centers are going to pay for themselves in the end.

But let’s not ruin Comrade Clayton’s daydream. He went to bed at mom’s house last night dreaming that the helpless, stupid Texas citizens hoisted him up on their shoulders and thanked him for saving their water. It’s those ridiculous and deluded dreams that him help crowd out his REAL memories of him and his tuba being stuffed into a locker back in high school by the cool kids.

Captain Goatwanker, savior of Texas water, poses in China back in high school. Voted “Most Likely To Be Unemployed Bum”

Dummy Who Is Currently Fretting About Disappearing Farms And Increasing Land Prices Is Same Dummy Who Pushed Massive Solar Farms For Last Ten Years.

Comrade Clayton is so retarded, all you have to do is wait about 18 months after he demands some stupid policy and he will demand something else that is in total opposition to his previous demands. That’s how small his mildewed brain is.

Here he is bitching about farms disappearing and farming being “expensive”:

[Of course, there is his obligatory typo so the message makes no sense. What he meant to type is “CAN’T stay/get in.” This dummy only posts about 5 times a week and STILL can’t produce error-free content. Incompetent clown.]

But you know what makes land prices go up more than anything else? Solar farms! Here is an answer from Gemini AI:

Solar developers heavily target farmland because it is flat, clear, sunny, and near existing infrastructure.

The American Farmland Trust estimates that up to 83% of future solar development could target agricultural land. In areas where solar is booming,the influx of energy money has driven up land prices, making it incredibly difficult for new, young, or tenant farmers to afford acreage.

This is the SAME retard who wants to get rid of fossil fuels and go 100% solar and wind in the next 3.5 years….

Also, Clayton was handed a FREE FARM and still couldn’t make money. That tells me he’s a galactic-sized idiot and a lazy piece of shit.

You know who ISN’T being forced out by nefarious oligarchs? My cousin’s kid who is about the same age as Comrade Clayton. My cousin in Michigan is married to a guy who farms about 4,000 acres of soybeans. His son joined him, farms it with him and will take over when Dad retires. Doesn’t sound like any “billionaires” forced them out. You know why? A few reasons:

#1 – my cousin’s husband is a REAL farmer. He’s not a third-generation fake farmer like Clayton’s Dad. He has REAL knowledge and can thus hand it down. Nobody in Clayton’s family was a real rancher or farmer. They just had a few animals roaming their property. The Tuckers come from a long line of fake ranchers, fake cowboys, fake farmers and REAL douchebags.

#2 – my cousin’s son went to Michigan State for an Agriculture degree. He DIDN’T waste $80,000 on a useless Poli Sci degree, then sneak over to China to play with little Chinese boys and then join a commie cult. He got a USEFUL degree then returned home and put it to use right away.

#3 – my cousin’s kid is actually on the farm working his ass off every day. He’s not in a fake wind-up hybrid toy truck driving around his state lying to old ladies and grifting their social security checks while his “ranch” falls into disrepair back home and his goats get destroyed by coyotes.

Great Coyote Massacre Of 2025

My cousin’s kid is up at the crack of dawn getting the work done. Clayton is a lazy bum who has never seen a sunrise…

It’s not the phantom billionaires that ruined Clayton’s ranch and career and resulted in him being a broke bum who lives with his mommy. It’s Clayton himself thought his incompetence, laziness and retardation.

Unemployed Trust Fund Dork Clayton Tucker Spouting Same Old Mumpsimus.

The guy running for Ag Commissioner – who has ZERO power over water issues – just can’t stop talking about water issues. Of course, he paints ridiculously dire scenarios and leaves out a whole lot of important details:

He doesn’t link to the story and doesn’t even name the city. Near as I can figure, it is THIS story from Pflugerville…

Texas city declares water emergency as pipeline failure drains lake

So it’s a pipeline failure. Not a data center. Not global warming. Not drought. And it can probably be traced back to some incompetent DEI boob who was hired because he takes it in the ass or is clinically retarded.

OR he might be talking about Corpus Christi yet again. If THAT is the case, he might want to know that Trump (the guy he hates) is aware of the situation and is pledging “Big Money” to help with a desalinization plant. Something I have talked about for quite a while now. They live next to the fucking ocean, so that might be a good place to start.

Again – there are ALREADY smart humans working to SOLVE these problems with REAL solutions as opposed to a fat, unemployed manlet who has never fixed a problem in his life posting useless petitions on his website and then jacking off over every signature he gets from some senile old shitlib dummy.

Hilariously, someone on Facebook finally asked what good these petitions were going to do and who he thinks he is going to turn them in to. LOL. Unfortunately, Costanza in a cowboy hat hasn’t thought that far ahead. The real answer is: nothing.

As a reminder to all the idiots who think Clayton Tucker can actually DO anything about water as Ag Commissioner, here are the REAL groups in charge of water. Ag Commissioner is NOT among them. I ironically asked the finest AI minds if Texas Ag Commissioner has any power at all over water issues:

As you can see, the PUCs have ALREADY gone after these guys for transparency – which is another of Clayton’s oft-repeated lies.

So there are two possibilities as to why this socialist stooge keeps harping about water non-stop even though it’s not in his purview:

#1 – he actually doesn’t know the basic facts I just posted and actually thinks he DOES have all these powers (improbable and unlikely).

OR

#2 – he knows damn good and well he can’t do shit but fear-mongering and stirring up hysteria among stupid old ladies is the only way to keep his name in the papers (very probable and likely).

He has a history of fear-mongering (and being wrong) about stuff like this in the past. He’s done it with Covid, global warming, power grid collapse, and all sorts of other shit he was wrong about….

You see, if he sticks to the REAL job description of Ag Commissioner and talks about promoting Texas farm products and pesticides and all that boring stuff, he’s just some dumb 35-year-old trust fund dork who lives with his mom. A forgettable loser. A dunce. A mosquito. Nobody will listen to him at all.

But if he runs around like Chicken Little predicting the end of the world all the time and making outlandish false statements, he gets attention from other smooth-brained shitlibs AND from journalists who are looking for clickbait. AND he gets to grift more donations. Al Gore did this on a MUCH larger scale.

Clayton doesn’t care how many lies he tells or gets caught in. He needs to throw EVERY pile of bullshit he can against the wall and see what sticks because after he loses in November, it won’t matter anyways.

This is why he jumped around from monopolies to oligarchs to the shrimping industry to plastics in the environment and all the rest. He was seeing which fear-mongering bullshit would get him the most “petition signatures” – which is why he has now settled on the water/data center issue. It’s so cliched he can put it on a bumper sticker and even the dumb old ladies can understand “no water = bad” even though it’s all bullshit.

This makes Clayton a liar, an opportunist, a grifter and a piece of shit who defrauds old ladies. But we already knew that.

I REALLY can’t wait until he “speaks” around here somewhere close. I’m going to crash that event and make him look like the clueless asshole he really is.

Operation Epic Pussy. Muzzie-Loving Clayton Has Blood On His Hands After Austin Shooting.

It never fails. I leave for a week, and all hell breaks loose:

#1 – Sid Miller, whom Clayton has wasted hundreds of hours bashing as his opponent, isn’t actually his opponent after all. LOL. Now he gets to go up against a guy who is highly successful and NOT a “corrupt incumbent.” He’s also not a “billionaire bootlicker” since he has mostly self-financed his campaign. You can do that when you have a great job and don’t live with mother.

He’s a WAY tougher opponent, in my opinion. We’ll cover all that soon.

#2 – Trump made the biggest mistake of his life getting involved in Iran. The day it happened, I said “there is zero upside and a LOT of downside – what a retarded move this is. It’s going to fuck the economy hard…and why??”

Why? Because Trump has always had Israel’s dick in his mouth for some reason. I’ll never understand it. If you want to know how I feel about Israel, please read up on the U.S.S. Liberty incident. Fuck Israel. Fight your own wars. I don’t give two shits about Iran. I’d much rather you deport every single Somali scumbag in the United States first – starting with Ilhan Omar.

#3 – That worm Cornyn somehow got the better of Ken Paxton. Worse, rumors are that Trump is going to endorse Cornyn and ask Paxton to drop out of the race. That would be the SECOND most idiotic thing Trump has done this month, if true. Cornyn is the swampiest of the swamp rats. He needs to go. No question about it. If Trump cant see that, I have to start thinking he really IS losing his marbles.

#4 – A scumbag muzzie who entered the U.S. illegally shot up a bar right there in downtown Austin! How does that happen? Well, it happens because a bunch of shitlibs were cheering wide-open borders and also cheering Austin’s refusal to turn said criminals over to ICE.

Clayton Tucker was one of those people. Never forget:

Clayton is a huge fan of open borders – he thinks that protecting our national borders is “racist”:

Clayton Tucker has said Austin should be a sanctuary city and allowed harbor illegals:

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Clayton is HUGE buddies with the muslim community and his SECOND LARGEST DONOR (Farrukh Shamsi) is a hard-core muzzie dirtbag with the radical muzzie organization Emgage.

Shamsi is UNABASHEDLY MUSLIM FIRST! It’s his only goal: get more muslims in power in Texas.

Clayton Tucker endorsed Salman Bhojani – the guy who took his oath of office on the qu’ran…NOT the Bible.

He also publicly licks the ass of every muzzie he sees – from Rashida Tlaib to Ilhan Omar to those two weirdo muzzie commies he is always hanging out with…

He even wore an Arabic lapel pin to kiss the ass of and bow down to America-hating scumbag Rashida Tlaib!!

Note his muzzie lapel pin. Disgusting.

It’s not a stretch at all to say Clayton Tucker has blood on his hands from that Austin shooting.

Costanza In Cowboy Hat Lies About Netflix Multiples Times. Clueless What Monopoly Actually Is – AGAIN.

Costanza in a cowboy hat treated us to a gaggle of lies recently and he kicked it off with some false history, which is his favorite kind of ‘history’ to blabber about:

“Blockbuster died, Netflix raised prices. That’s what monopolies do.”

Wrong.

Blockbuster filed for bankruptcy in 2010. Hey AI – list for me all the Netflix price hikes!

They waited four years until 2014 to hike prices. If they are a monopoly, they are a very stupid one.

But they AREN’T a monopoly. Clayton should know this because I’m SURE he subscribes to one of the many OTHER competitors out there. I know I do.

Just like with his tractor falsehoods, he thinks that an industry with over a dozen competitors is somehow a “monopoly.” That’s because he is a very stupid boy.

You’ll notice that Netflix ALSO raised prices in 2022, 2023 and 2025 – DESPITE having intense competition from many other streamers. Which ALSO wrecks Clayton’s retarded theory and smug assertions of monopoly action. There they are raising prices despite cutthroat competition from many other players.

Oh, and up until recently, Netflix was pretty lax about password sharing and sponging off of the subscriptions of friends and family members. Hardy the actions of a “monopoly” that is out to bend you over and screw you.

Finally, I’ll bet you a HUNDRED DOLLARS that Clayton himself sponges off mom and dad’s household Netflix subscription because he lives in their upstairs bedroom at age 35 and is not gainfully employed.