Socialist Cockroach Tries To Push Tale Of Woe. Ends Up Disproving Previous Assertions Once Again.

Unemployed grifter and fake farmer Clayton Tucker took some time off from being irrumated in seedy hotel rooms to post some more sappy nonsense onto the data centers of several of his social media feeds:

If you go to the article, you’ll immediately notice one key part of the story that apparently the dummy socialist missed (or ignored). Here it is:

“Every day, an 18-wheeler backs onto Constanza farms to be filled with black boxes filled with leafy greens like kale, cilantro and beets. The vegetables rotate with the season, but all of them end up on H-E-B shelves. Back in the 1930s, Michael Adamek’s grandfather loaded produce into the back of his Ford Model-T and drove to sell Constanzo vegetables to H-E-B.”

I’m assuming my intelligent readers will see what the issue is here, even if the dummy socialist does not. Comrade Clayton just destroyed one of his most cherished myths and talking points with that one paragraph:

This farm (and MANY others) sell their produce DIRECTLY to H-E-B and have done so for a VERY long time. It other words, there is no “greedy monopoly” in the middle of this transaction at all! It goes DIRECTLY from the field to H-E-B. We are talking beets and kale and all the other gross healthy foods that Comrade Clayton demand we eat but says we are being “gouged” on by the “greedy few monopolies” in between.

There IS no “in between” – the article makes that quite clear.

You retard.

You can have ALL the beets and kale (and other disgusting shit I’ll never eat) DIRECTLY from Constanzo Farms at your local H-E-B. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t actually like that crap either. It’s all talk. He MUCH prefers to inhale Whataburger with his obese campaign manager and pay for it with money he grifted from lonely old ladies….

I might also point out that H-E-B, like almost all local grocery stores, runs on razor thin margins of 1% to 3% and they are NOT a monopoly. They have to compete with Wal-Mart, Kroger, Whole Foods, Aldi and a ton of others.

So much for the “monopolies are gouging us at the grocery store” myth he has been repeating for a year straight.

What a buffoon. And he posted the evidence himself. LOL. Talk about a moron.

BONUS BUFFONERY: Do you know the main reason WHY this transmission line is being built?? According to the news, it’s mainly to “increase grid reliability.” This was a huge concern after shitty pinwheels and solar almost destroyed our grid during that 100-year storm back in February of 2021. They started planning all this almost immediately

Do you also know who wouldn’t shut the fuck up for three years straight about “fixing the damn grid” even though we have NEVER had another episode even CLOSE to that 2021 debacle again? I’ll give you one guess:

You know what ELSE necessitated a ton of transmission lines? The 19,000 pinwheels that Green New Deal morons like Clayton Tucker demanded we waste $100 billion on when we could have built like 10 awesome nuclear plants for the same price.

My final point is that this whole story is bullshit anyways. You’re telling me this farmer can’t just plant and plow around a tower or two? Bullshit. I’ve seen that all over the country. It’s no big deal. More likely he’s looking to shake down the power company for a few million bucks to shut his mouth.

What a total clown show, all around.

Fauci Diaries Are Proving Two Things:

#1 – Our side was 100% right on EVERYTHING and that cocksucker knew it.

#2 – Fauci needs a show trial followed by a public execution. I know that will never happen but it’s the only way to restore the trust that was totally destroyed during those years and will not come back without some consequences for the evil bastards who did this to America.

Today is a great day to reach out to that person in town who was a COVID tyrant. Reach out and rub it in how stupid and gullible they were.

For the past few years, the re-write of history and excuse has been “well, some mistakes were made but we were learning as we went.” That has now been disproved as total bullshit. Fauci ADMITS in his own diaries to many things our side said for years: the vaccine does NOT prevent sickness and transmission. The fatality rate was more like 0.2% and NOT the “1% to 3%” they kept saying publicly. Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin WERE effective treatments. He KNEW all this in 2020 and then went on TV and LIED about all of it.

I would like to take this opportunity to ONCE AGAIN publicly shame all the Covid Nazis who immediately bought all the government bullshit and were too stupid to use any critical thinking or believe their own eyes:

Stephanie Fitzharris. Clayton Tucker. Bruce Haywood. Dr. James Cain. Humbert Humphrey (deceased). Melissa Johnson. Karen Spivey-Cummings (deceased). Julie Cain Landrum. Gregory Thompson. Lee Morey. Christopher McDaniel. Grady Lucas.

I shit on every one of you.

I’ll NEVER let the Covid thing go until people like Fauci, Birx, etc are locked up forever or publicly hanged.

Dumb fuck falls for TWO hoaxes at the same time. Amazing.
Moron outside in a mask.

This Is Both The Gayest AND Most Ridiculous Statement Ever. It’s Gaydiculous.

Apparently Clayton is back to pretending to be a pious and practicing Catholic. This is the kid who never mentioned church in six years and who is super cool with abortions.

But he’s all biblical and shit now, bro! Telling us apocalyptic tales about data centers causing End Times and pontificating on Eden and stuff…

My god. So poignant. So deep. He’s like Plato, Socrates and Jesus Christ all rolled into one. HE will protect the land and the air AND the Blue Marble. Only he. The heralded environmental prophet Jesus H. Goatwanker. More brilliant and compassionate than us all. We’d all be sitting in a parched and ruined land starving to death and dying of thirst without him jumping in front of every microphone he can find and shouting “water is life!” over and over so we dimwitted rubes don’t soil our own nests and kill the planet.

Bravo.

He just can’t figure out how to move out of mom’s house.

Also…a LEADER in the anti-data center movement? What the fuck does that even mean? He made up the most lies about things like heart murmurs and stillbirths? He crashed the most town halls 5.5 hours from where he lives? He grifted the most email signatures under the guise of a “petition” that will never be submitted to any governmental authority?

The only thing Clayton Tucker leads in is the record for most goats sodomized on grandpa’s land.

Vainglorious little prick.

Clayton Tucker Forgets To Thank The Guy Who Donated $100,000 To His Campaign. Only Thanks The $50 Peashooters.

You’d think when you hand an unemployed socialist bum $100,000 to lie about data centers for months on end, you’d at least get a little “thank you” out of it! I mean, that’s like 25% of all the funds Comrade Clayton has grifted over the last year. Instead, you get ignored while he thanks the Stephanie Fitzharrises of the world for kicking in $25….

“We did it $50 at a time…but mostly with a big-ass $100,000 check from a huge, mega-rich celebrity named Don Henley…who does blow with underaged whores!”

“Oh, and our third largest donor is a radical left-wing muslim ($16,500) who only cares about getting more muzzies elected to office so they can eventually run the show.”

“Donate to Clayton Tucker! More hookers! More blow! More Muslims! I promise.”

Criminal scumbag who married her brother and hates America.

Another America-hating socialist. Note the Arabic lapel pin.
Tongue so far up the muslim asshole he can taste the Zabiha lamb!!

I Thought Of A Way To Keep The Whiny Spoiled “Farmer” Happy!

Unemployed communist Clayton Tucker appears to believe that the entire economy should be centered around farms because “no farms no food!”

[Of course, you are not going to convince me that we are short of food in this country when 75% of Americans are overweight or obese – including Comrade Clayton himself and his morbidly obese campaign manager Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young.]

What he doesn’t realize is that it’s the year 2026 and not 1826. Feeding the population takes a LOT less work than it did for most of human history. Agriculture is a small sliver of the economy now. More than 98% of the population is NOT farmers.

This is a good thing. While the idiot socialist (who has never grown so much as a single tomato) romanticizes the past and the nice quiet, data-center-free countryside where everyone tended to their watermelons and drank crystal clear water from the spring, the reality is that modern life is far superior to the “good old days” in about a million ways. Clayton would know how backbreaking it is to farm all day if he had ever actually done it.

But it occurred to me there IS a way for Comrade Clayton to live the pristine and pure farming life he says he wants. A life far away from servers and power plants and cell phones and all the other stuff he uses non-stop but claims he hates. A life where he can play in the dirt 14 hours a day and not be bothered by “Big Tech” and “Evil Monopolies”

He can join an Amish commune:

I have offered many, many times to fly Comrade Clayton first-class to Cuba so he can enjoy the “free” health care and “free” housing for himself. The only caveat is he has to live like a regular Cuban and has to stay there for at least a year.

I think the Amish idea is better. That way, he’s right here in Texas so I could drive by and watch as this weak, pasty soy boy suffers in the field after only 90 minutes of work. Then I could point and laugh.

As a self-escribed communist, you should be right at home in the commune, right Comrade? You can plant hemp and walk around with your fake shepherd’s crook from Amazon. Of course, you wont be able to post pictures of yourself PRETENDING to do all that stuff. You’ll actually have to do it for real.

My guess is you would last about 36 hours before you came running home to mommy’s house where you live with your boxes of Froot Loops….

Can you picture it? Like in the movie Witness when the old Amish guy woke Harrison Ford up at 4:30 in the morning to milk the cows?? Clayton has never even gotten up before sunrise. He has admitted this many times.

Or picture Comrade Clayton helping to build a barn! LOL. The kid who held up a nut and called it a bolt on video would likely hand someone a screwdriver when asked for a wrench. Absolute retard.

He’d be kicked out of the Amish community for being a lazy useless bum – just like his hero Bernie Sanders was kicked out of a commune for the same reason.

The Guy Whose Livestock Is Supposedly Being Killed In Utero By Data Center Noise Just Offered To Sell Me Baby Goats.

Sometimes the simplest way to go is straight to the source….under false pretenses. So I emailed Alton Fowler – the homosexual fake rancher and interior decorator who intimated his animals were all shitting out stillbirth babies due to a data center FIVE MILES away that actually hasn’t even been built yet! I told him I was looking to buy some baby goats:

So if all of the livestock offspring on his ‘ranch’ is flopping out onto the ground already dead, how is he able to sell me these brand new goat kids?

Miracles never cease!

For The First Time In My Life, I Am In Agreement With A Certified Moron.

I could not agree more with that 71% threshold….

Of course, when you ask “Americans” a few questions about data centers, it becomes clear they are clueless and just scared over a bunch of shit that will never happen: like power rates doubling or baby cows dying in utero. This is because a disturbingly large number of Americans lack critical thinking skills and believe anything they read on the Internet. A good 80% of these “anti-data-center” rallies are clueless, lonely old ladies who just want to talk to somebody.

Also, not all polls show 71% in opposition:

But I DO agree that when 71% (or more!) of Americans actually understand a simple issue and want it, then it is kind of a no brainer….

Pretty simple question, too. There is no bullshit to muddy the waters like “showing ID to vote causes earaches in kids!” or “showing ID to vote will use up all the water and you’ll die!”

I wonder if there are any other 80/20 issues out there that most Americans agree upon but far-left radical idiots like Clayton Tucker vehemently oppose. Hmmmmm….

Keeping boys out of girls sports

Deporting criminal illegal invaders

Little Emperor Clayton Tucker Now Wants Control Over Wages And All Aspects Of State Economy.

Since he spent all those years in China, it’s only fitting we understand that he is what they call a “little emperor”:

Clayton is definitely a spoiled only child. He has grown up to crave power like anyone who has never been told “no” by his parents. He lives under the delusion he should run everything and tell everyone else what’s “fair” and proper. Look at all the powers he thinks he has as Ag Commissioner! He can’t help himself, the power-hungry little worm!

Ag Commissioner is not emperor, you midget.

So instead of sticking to mundane Ag Commissioner stuff, he instead wastes time instructing us all on how to run our lives and economy.

The kid who has never employed a single person, demands everyone else pay a “fair” wage.

The parasite who lives with his parents thinks it is the job of government to “help” (i.e. hand money to) small business succeed, instead of just getting out of the way and letting the small business do their thing.

The dork who spends tens of thousands of dollars on Apple products, Facebook and Amazon demands nobody send any money to the “Fat Cats” on Wall Street – ignoring that nearly EVERY SINGLE THING in your life is built by a company listed on Wall Street.

He was the same way over six years ago when he ran for Texas Senate! The kid who lives with his parents and can’t hold down a job is going to solve the suicide epidemic, childhood hunger and maternal mortality! Why not throw acne and cancer in there too, you jagoff?

BAHAHAHAHA! Never has a bigger failure at life had such delusions of grandeur and power!

No thanks, would-be Prince Goatwanker. Go sell your tyranny and socialism someplace else.

Spoiled Silver Spoon Pussy Crying For Lost Farms Was Just Fine When 100,000 Businesses Closed Due To Covidiot Policies.

Back in 2020 and 2021, local unemployed socialist failson Clayton Tucker was one of the loudest voices demanding total shutdown of the economy so we could all “stay home and save lives” for a chest cold with a 99.96% survival rate.

Beta pussy wearing a useless mask in his car by himself a YEAR after Covid hit. Unbelievable moron and weakling.

Other loudmouths demanding shutdown and quiet obedience were Stephanie Fitzharris, Bruce Haywood, Gregory Thompson and Crazy Cane Lady Melissa Johnson. You know what they all had in common? They were ALL unemployed bums already and didn’t have anywhere to go anyways!

Comrade Clayton spent that year “campaigning” for Texas Senate District 24 – which consisted of him blabbering on YouTube (from his parents’ upstairs bedroom) in the form of his “Tucker Talks” where he demanded more masks and more lockdowns. What did he care? He was an unemployed bum and living with his parents! Same as he is today, six years later!

[Back then, he was a “progressive cowboy” and pathetically moved his hat all around the room to make SURE it was in the video frame, thus proving his “cowboy” bona fides! LOL.]

Anyways, he cried exactly ZERO tears for the hundreds of thousands of small businesses that were permanently destroyed due to the moronic policies he and others loudly shouted for.

Fast-forward to today. I am supposed to get my panties in a bunch because 70 farms per week are “lost”….

Like all of his “facts,” this one is also complete bullshit. There are almost 50,000 MORE farms today than there were the year comrade Clayton was born in 1991 – 186,000 versus 230,000 today.

Furthermore, there are millions of acres being PAID to remain idle right now. Hardly the actions of a state that is short of farming land.

I would also add that a lot of these “farms” are just a small plot owned by a semi-retired dentist or divorced old lady who does it has a hobby, grows about 1/2 acre and calls it a “farm” on social media. Total joke. Then again, Comrade Clayton doesn’t even plant a garden! He claims to have a farm but has NEVER GROWN a single crop in his life! That is a fact.

This also begs the question: why the HELL would young kids want to farm at all? I debunked this nonsense before but it bears repeating: if Clayton Tucker was HANDED a free ‘farm’ complete with land, tractor, fencing, and everything else and he STILL can’t earn a living, what does he suggest “the government” do to make it profitable for “young Texans” who have zero experience or desire to go break their backs in the heat and dirt?

No, Comrade Clayton is just like all the old ladies and shitlibs out there who romanticize farming as some noble calling. They only think that because they have never done it. It’s hard, dirty sweaty work with a LOT of setbacks even for those who are skilled at it – which Comrade Clayton and his commies most definitely are NOT.

Trust me, there are not millions of young’ns all clamoring to be farmers. Far from it. If Comrade Clayton thinks we need more farmers, he could lead by example and start farming the family farm he was supposedly handed 10 years ago instead of letting it sit there unused while he fucks around with Baby Beluga spreading socialism and nonsense.