“Selfies With Scumbags” Portfolio Is Expanded Again. Bobby Pulido Edition.

Most people probably have no idea who this is…

Well, most people have no idea who EITHER of these midgets in fake cowboy hats are. But if you read here, you are familiar with the grifting midget on the right.

On the left is Bobby Pulido. He is running for Congress in the 15th District. He is supposedly the shitlibs “up-and-coming” star candidate.

He’s also a typical weirdo perv lefty, as it turns out….

Huh. Kind of reminds me of Comrade Clayton’s OTHER hero – Ukrainian president Zelensky, the weirdo actor perv…

What is it with these shitlib “men” dressing up like chicks and wanking themselves off? Remember the keynote speaker at the Dem convention two years ago? Clayton Tucker drove many hours to go see this freak:

Then you have the fruity, “deep-leg-crossers” like Justin Trudeau and Gavin Newsome. Or the pussies like Chuck Schumer who don’t know how to grill a hamburger. Or the “rural guy” Tim Walz who didn’t know how to load his own shotgun.

I’ve said for a long time the dems are the party of crazy middle-aged cat ladies on anti-depressants and pussified ‘men’….

So add another clown to the collection of Clayton Tucker selfies. He joins the likes of Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, Greg Casar, Al Green, Ron Reynolds and Jasmine Crackpot.

Lily-White Trust Fund Bum With No Bills To Pay Tries To Play “Working Man” To Random Strangers On The Street.

Not many things are funnier than watching a kid with no real expenses who lives with his parents go out “on the street” to try and sympathize with REAL working people about making ends meet….

Team Dolally poses with campaign worker (and beard) Kristi Lara and that fat Antifa fuck with the ACAB hat.

“I was born a poor black child! My grandpappy picked cotton, too!“

I doubt the people in Austin are too worried about water since they have about a billion trillion gallons flowing past them in Lady Bird Lake every day. But nice try. Also, the only white people in those pictures are not “folks on the street” – they are Kristi Lara in the witch hat and that neckbearded Antifa scumbag from Comrade Clayton’s commie pizza parties. We’ve seen them both before because they “work” on the campaign.

Anyways, if Clayton Tucker had ever actually owned a home or rented his own apartment instead of living with his parents, he’d know that SHELTER is by FAR the largest component of most family budgets…not groceries. Not even close.

Clayton Tucker is clueless about the explosion in cost for home insurance and property taxes because he has never paid them and they are not included in the CPI figures. That is funny because despite never paying a penny in property taxes, he is the first one to scream for more free shit in the school system.

So while he goes crazy over a 4% jump in grocery bills, prices have jumped FAR MORE in just about every other area of the family budget – ESPECIALLY insurance and taxes.

Since Trump took office, rents HAVE gone down significantly. So the average Joe on the street is definitely seeing savings there. I’m sure deportations of third-world scumbags is helping in that area (reduced demand for housing). Those would be the deportations Clayton Tucker is strongly against, by the way.

Transportation comes next – and car insurance is ALSO through the roof, despite there being over 500 car insurance companies in the U.S. all cutting each other’s throats for your business. That kind of destroys Comrade Clayton’s “monopolies are making prices go up” bullshit he spews daily. Gas prices HAVE gone down significantly since that idiot Biden was in office – which makes for MORE savings for the average family.

Food is third on the list and basically tied with “personal insurance and pensions” – which Clayton is ALSO clueless about because he’s never had a real job.

Not to sound insensitive to the plight of the middle class, but that “food” category includes “dining out.” Nowhere is it written that you have a right to eat out three times a week or spend a fortune on Door Dash because you’re a lazy fuck. In my younger years, I RARELY ate out and ate a lot of Ramen noodles and spaghetti. Eating out was a treat. These kids today use Door Dash non-stop. Not to mention the expensive Starbucks shit – which Trust Fund Tucker chugs down like a college boy’s cock.

Unlike Clayton Tucker, I actually do my own grocery shopping and cook my own food. I’m a pretty big guy yet I can still feed myself the basics for a very reasonable price. Grab a few big packages of chicken thighs, chicken livers, chicken hearts and clip some coupons and you can eat pretty healthy for a reasonable price. I rarely eat vegetables, but anyone can grow those easily if they want to put in a little work. Same goes for a peach tree in the yard. I have like 15 of those.

In short, every time you hear this moron up at his pulpit ranting and complaining about “grocery costs” remember this:

He pays no mortgage. He pays no rent. He pays no property taxes. He pays no property insurance. Mom and Dad paid for his useless $80,000 Poli Sci degree, so he has no student loans.

He has spent the last NINE MONTHS cruising around the state (not working) giving “speeches” to groups of 10 or 15 old farts while eating Whataburger, Panda Express and Taco Bell paid for by grifted donations from little old ladies.

I’d be shocked if he contributes anything to mom’s power and water bills. He likely sponges off of mom’s Netflix subscription as well. He has no kids, no wife and no girlfriend and thus has ZERO expenses. Clayton Tucker is the LAST person who is qualified to whine about things being expensive. He’s never had a hard day in his life and never struggled to make ends meet. He was an only child in an upper-middle class family and grew up in Georgetown. He never wanted for anything and has never struggled.

He is a trust fund, silver spoon pussy who lives with mommy. Nothing more. His “I feel your pain” schtick is a giant pile of shit. Remember that.

Communist Colostomy Bag Clayton Tucker Falls For Fake Sid Miller “Endorsement.” His Dummy Followers Also Swallow The Obvious Fake.

Real communist and fake rancher Clayton Tucker never misses a chance to fall for a hoax. Whether it’s global warming, no drinking water by 2020, windmills as a primary energy source, fake Covid vaccines, Tim Walz being a ‘rural dude,’ or useless Covid masks, Clayton falls for them ALL. That’s because he is a very stupid, sheltered, silver-spoon pussy who has lived in mommy’s womb for 35 years and counting.

Here is the latest hoax he fell for. A fake “endorsement” by Sid Miller:

His low IQ shitlib dummy followers bought it hook, line and sphincter. No surprises there. They all think he’s a “rancher” too. LOL.

Among the more obvious hints, there is no “blue check” on this account. The photo is also wrong. Here is Sid’s REAL account….

Also, it’s unlikely he would say “the Democrat understands agriculture.” Why not name Clayton by name?

Lastly, Comrade Clayton spent the last 9 months and $100,000 bashing Sid Miller as a “billionaire bootlicker” who is a corrupt scumbag – why would you want an “endorsement” from him in the first place?

Just to be sure, let’s ask AI:

Poor Clayton. Too stupid to spot an obvious fake. Then again, he thought we were all going to be dying of thirst by 2020 not too long ago.

Wrong for the 57th time in the last 10 years.

Keep in mind that Comrade Clayton got SO excited about this fake tweet that he posted it on ALL his various social media sites. So now there are MULTIPLE data centers (Facebook, Twitter, BlueSky, etc) sucking down electricity to immortalize this retardation in their memory banks and racks of servers. How ironic.

Gullible Commie Chump Clayton Tucker Screws Up Story From May 2025. Gets Scared AI Might Blackmail Him. What’s He Hiding?

Needing a new ridiculous scenario to get petrified over, Clayton “Scared Rabbit” Tucker chose to freak out over a story that is almost a year old and THEN he misinterpreted the entire sequence of events.

Typical.

As usual, Clayton fucks the entire story up.

The whole “blackmail” scenario was concocted in a lab. Researchers left obvious breadcrumbs laying around – like emails about affairs and more emails about shutting down the AI system. This was a controlled experiment. But that doesn’t stop Clayton “Low IQ” Tucker from libeling the researcher for “doing something sketchy” and saying he “might have had an affair.”

Here is an excerpt from the REAL story:

During testing of Claude Opus 4, Anthropic got it to act as an assistant at a fictional company.

It thenprovided it with access to emailsimplying that it would soon be taken offline and replaced – and separate messages implying the engineer responsible for removing it was having an extramarital affair.

Anthropic pointed out this occurred when the modelwas only given the choice of blackmail or accepting its replacement.

It highlighted thatthe system showed a “strong preference” for ethical waysto avoid being replaced, such as “emailing pleas to key decisionmakers” in scenarioswhere it was allowed a wider range of possible actions.

Like many other AI developers, Anthropic tests its models on their safety, propensity for bias, and how well they align with human values and behaviours prior to releasing them.

It was a lab experiment. These are used to help tune the models and understand what they are dealing with before unleashing it upon the world. Lady Clayton makes it sound like this was some huge accident and scandal. It wasn’t. It was a fake scenario set up to see how AI would react in a laboratory – and it was also given limited choices.

More concerning is Lady Clayton’s fear that AI would try to blackmail “us”!

I have to wonder: what are you hiding, Comrade Clayton? We already know you are very likely gay. I’m sure your parents have figured it out as well. So what are you worried about the “AI” finding? Maybe inappropriate photos of Chinese kindergarteners??

Clayton Tucker fondling a male Chinese toddler.

Perhaps you are worried about emails being made public from college boys telling you that your oral skills need work? I have to wonder. Sounds like typical shitlib projection to me!

AI blackmail is the LEAST of our worries. My worst-case scenario is that an advanced, military-grade AI from either China or the U.S. gets out of the lab and wrecks our power grid, our Internet, etc with some advanced virus or worm. We might wake up one morning and find out nothing works. Not your cell phone, you credit card, your Internet. Nothing.

THAT is far more dangerous and likely than your retarded “blackmail” scenario.

Open Letter To Clayton Tucker.

Dear Clayton,

You are embarrassing yourself.

Seriously. Take a big step back, stop repeating the words “water” and “data center” for five minutes and go take a REAL LOOK at the actual duties of Ag Commissioner in Texas. I’ll wait here while you do that. Here is a link:

Official Ag Commissioner Duties.

You may notice that you have talked about NONE of the things listed there. You may also notice that “data centers” and “groundwater regulations” are NOT listed. Please think about that for a minute.

You ALREADY embarrassed yourself wasting NINE MONTHS bashing Sid Miller when it should have occurred to you that he might not even be your opponent. That shows terrible judgement and lack of common sense – not to mention a total lack of strategic thinking. Not exactly the qualities people want in a department leader in charge of 540 employees and a billion dollars.

You have wasted over $100,000 running against Sid Miller and basing your entire campaign on him being a “corrupt insider” and now you have nothing. That shows you are a terrible steward of other people’s money – in this case, the poor little old ladies whose social security checks you are grifting. All that money went POOF for zero upside.

You need to face some hard truths:

Nate Sheets is a better man than you, he is more informed than you, he is more successful than you, and he is actually talking about the issues. You are going to get destroyed in November. That is a fact. I know you’ll look at the final numbers of 56% to 44% or something and think you did well. But you didn’t. Dummies like Potato Head Fitzharris and Bruce Haywood will vote for the democrat no matter WHO it is. If it was a dog, they would vote for it. If it was a pile of cinder blocks, they’d vote for that as well.

If you are TRULY concerned about the Texas water situation, you should be running for an office that actually has some control over that such as: City council of Corpus Christi, the TCEQ, the Groundwater Conservation District, the Public Utility Commission, to name a few.

You may have noticed that EVERY ARTICLE you have posted about Corpus lays the blame at the feet of City council incompetence. This should make it clear to you that CITY COUNCIL holds quite a bit of sway on this issue. Ag Commissioner DOES NOT. You are wasting your breath and your time…and the money of these poor old ladies.

If you had an ounce of honor or dignity, you would immediately drop out of the race and stop fleecing these old ladies. Then you should move to Corpus Christi and run for City council. This will require you to get your own place to live, which will require a real job with income.

I know that is a lot to ask of a 35-year-old who has lived with his mother his entire life, but if you want to be a “Big Man” who is out there saving the day from the “Oligarchs,” the only way to be taken seriously is to start being a man and stop being a pussy.

You are going to lose in November and then you will be 0-4 in political campaigns. That should be a hint for you. Think of your poor grandfather looking down from heaven on you and being embarrassed and ashamed that his family name is attached to a perennial grifter, goldbricker and loser. He is rolling over in his grave, buddy. Have some respect for yourself and your family and do something with your life besides sponge off of your parents and random old ladies. It’s pathetic.

I know this is hard to hear, but you were clearly spared any “tough love” growing up so I’m laying it out for your now: you are a fat, lazy, grifting bum. That is the reality. But there is still time to turn your life around. Take all that free land and equipment from grandpa and dad and do something with it. Build something. Stop whining, get off social media and go do the work. It will be hard, but satisfying in the end. Your current path is a path to nowhere.

Sincerely, Lampasshole.

Socialist Dunce With $80,000 College Degree Bungles Simple Quote By His Hero FDR.

When I was in first grade, I had the most terrifying witch-on-wheels you could ever imagine as a teacher: Sister Miriam. By today’s standards, she was absolutely sadistic and would be arrested immediately. Smacking knuckles with rulers, using derogatory nicknames on the kids (calling the fat girl Bubbles), humiliating kids by holding up their papers with a giant red “F” on them when they failed. The whole deal.

I’ll say two things about her.

#1 – she kept perfect order in a class of 30 kids. Nobody ever fucked around because they were immediately sent to the principal, Sister Trinita, who beat your ass with a paddle then sent you back with tears in your eyes to be embarrassed further upon your return to the classroom.

#2 – the lessons she imparted are still remembered by me today 50 years later.

Her biggest lesson? ALWAYS CHECK YOUR WORK.

To this day, I read and re-read every email (and blog post) before hitting send. If I owe someone a chunk of cash, I count the money three times before I put it in an envelope. I check my envelopes for a stamp and return address several times before dropping it in the mailbox. I check my dates on flights twice before completing the act of buying the ticket. Etc, etc.

She may have been a giant bitch, but that was a good lesson to learn.

Local shitbird Clayton Tucker, whose parents wasted $80,000 on his useless Poli Sci degree, has clearly never been taught that lesson. It’s frankly quite embarrassing.

If this grifting, lying scumbag was a REAL farmer, he’d know that you PLUCK feathers off of a bird…you don’t PLUG them. But since he’s a FAKE farmer and rancher, he makes stupid mistakes like this one, and the “bailing” hay fiasco on his own campaign website….

But it’s even worse than that. Here is the REAL quote – made by the worst president in American history. Clayton idolizes FDR, so you’d think he’d get the quote right. But you’d be wrong.

Spoiled, unemployed Trust Fund Tucker walks around with a $1,700 iPhone at all times. He has all the knowledge in human history at his fingertips at all times – as we all do. It would have taken about eight seconds to check his work, and make sure he doesn’t look like a fucking idiot to the 14 people who will see that post. But he couldn’t be bothered.

If he is too lazy to do eight seconds of work to take a little pride in how he appears on his own campaign material, what makes you think he’s going to “fight” for an impossible job like “stopping AI data centers,” (which he has no power to do anyways)?? It’s a joke.

Oh, and by the way – that iPhone has 50% to 60% profit margins and the CEO of Apple is a multi-billionaire. You’d be hard-pressed to find a tech company who fucks their customers harder than Apple does. But Clayton is fine taking it in the ass with THAT oligarchy and monopoly! He loves it! It’s only the phantom grocery store monopolies (margins of 2%) that make him madder than a plugged chicken!

What a moron.

Corpus Christi Guilty Of “Decade Of Mismanagement” – But Dummy Socialist Blames Data Centers Instead.

Poor Clayton must have nightmares every night and mutter “data centers!” in his sleep like Luke Skywalker babbling about “Dagobah system! Yoda!” when he was freezing to death on Hoth that one time, right before Han solo stuffed him into a dead tuantaun

“Greedy few….data center….oligarch…hard cock…” His favorite things to salivate over and dream about.

Of course, the truth is far more mundane and predictable: a bunch of incompetent shitlib morons were running the City for the last decade. As someone who watched Misti Talbert fuck the tiny town of Lampasas up repeatedly and to the tune of millions, I can totally relate. There is no limit to the damage a stupid, arrogant woman can inflict.

Just look at ONE of the stupid shitlib women currently infesting Corpus Christi City council:

Lifelong parasitic paper pusher and product of public housing. I’m sure she’s SUPER smart and good with math and stuff.

So this dunce is far more concerned about her “indigenous heritage” than anything else. This is NOT the type of person you want on City council. It would be like Janet “Crazier” Crozier or Potato Head Fitzharris being put in charge of the water treatment plant. You should not put stupid, deluded, shitlib women in charge of ANYTHING that you don’t want destroyed.

Oh, then there was the radical left tree hugger wackos (and people in the community) who repeatedly put a stop to desalinization plans THREE YEARS AGO!

In Corpus Christi, Texas, Environmentalists Are Fighting a Slate of Proposed Desalination Plants

So they were warned repeatedly that water was an issue YEARS ago, but Clayton Tucker’s far-left greentard friends opposed it and did everything they could do to stop it.

You made your bed, now lie in it. The cost has now quadrupled due to all the fucking around and protesting. Whoops. The same stupid old farts who were out there three years ago holding signs to stop the water plants are now holding signs crying about the water running out. Some people are too stupid to survive, apparently. Fuck em.

But yeah – blame the data centers. LOL.

Moron.

FACT: Data centers consume LESS THAN 1% (0.3 to 0.4%) of daily water withdrawals in the U.S.

Nate Sheets Versus Clayton Tucker. A Comparison Of Candidates.

Another good headline would have been “Man Versus Clown.”

Nate is such an impressive person and Clayton is such a pathetic failure, I thought it would be fun to compare them side-by-side. It’s like putting Nata Lee (hottest female on planet earth) next to some disgusting crack whore who lives under a bridge…

Then again, at least the crack whore has her own place to live, makes a few bucks ‘working’ and is out of her mom’s house. Hey! That’s a good campaign insult! “Clayton Tucker – Less Successful Than Your Average Crack Whore”!

Let’s get to it!

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Fifth-generation Texan, a U.S. Navy veteran, and a successful businessman who built the #1 branded honey company in America from a single backyard beehive.  Nature Nate’s Honey generates revenue in the hundreds of millions of dollars per year. He emphasizes treating employees well by covering 100% of health insurance costs and providing high wages.

Clayton “Low T” Tucker: Third-generation fake rancher. Filled out some paperwork two years ago to ‘incorporate’ grandpa’s land into an official ‘ranch.’ Generates no profit for Clayton or anyone else. Clayton has employed ZERO people on his ‘ranch’ and has never paid $1 in wages or healthcare to anyone. Has one cow for sale since last September. Promised goat yoga and a petting zoo two years ago. That never happened. Has killed dozens of goats through incompetence and laziness.

Dork. Failure. Clown.

Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Has given huge sums of money to charity, served in the ministry and has gone on over 100 missions to spread his faith.

Clayton “Trust Fund” Tucker: lied about trying to pay off local school lunch debt. Lied about donating to flood victims. Gave a box of Froot-Loops to the local food pantry once. Once. Did a fake photo op in a church once and got destroyed for wearing his hat.

Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Owner and operator of Honey Rock Ranch, a 10,000-acre property in West Texas. There he manages wildlife, runs a cow/calf operation, trains cutting horses, and experiments with regenerative ranching practices.

Lady Clayton Tucker: Owns no property. Took a beginner ranching class not too long ago. Babbles about “regenerative ranching” but could not define it when pressed. Is never at the “ranch” anyways. Thought he was “BAILING” hay for the last few years! LOL.

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: A devout husband and an honest man of deep faith. Has a wife and four kids and an awesome life.

Clayton “Bodaggit” Tucker: Has been caught compulsively lying over THIRTY TIMES! Never seen in the company of women or a girlfriend. Has weird obsession with older muslim men, Beto O’Rourke and Bernie Sanders. Deep connections to far-left muslim scumbags.

Nice purse!!

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Wants secure borders and verified labor to stop illegal immigration in agriculture. Wants rural job creation through processing, bottling, and value-added agriculture opportunities.

Clayton “Open Borders” Tucker: Wants wide open borders. Claims Austin should be a sanctuary city and thus never cooperate with federal immigration authorities. Hangs out with Antifa types and extremist far-left commie agitators. Wants to destroy economy by ending fossil fuels in 3.5 years. Wore Arabic lapel pin instead of American flag to kiss the ass of America-hating Sasquatch Tlaib.

Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Self-financing much of his campaign because he is obviously a self-made millionaire many times over. He’s the epitome of the Great American Success Story.

Clayton “Flat Tire” Tucker: Grifts social security checks from old ladies by lying to them about the world ending tomorrow and thus scaring them to death. Also lies to them that he will “bust monopolies” – and instead spends his campaign money with Facebook, Twitter, FedEx and other massive corporations run by “oligarchs.”

Looks like it’s a no-brainer! Nate Sheets for the win!

Gratuitous Nat Lee photos.

Turns Out All That Starbucks Coffee Is ALSO Ultra-Processed. Poor Clayton’s Tummy Must Be In Constant Turmoil.

We already know that the commie who despises big corporations and wildly overpaid CEOs is a dedicated Starbucks drinker.

We know this because he’s been caught a bunch of times drinking Starbucks instead of frequenting one of the many mom-and-pop stores near his mom’s house where he lives…

Guy who buys Apple stuff, uses Twitter, Facebook and buys Starbucks hates “Big Corporations!”

He’s also been gaining a ton of weight on the “campaign trail” – which is due to guzzling high-calorie Starbucks and Whataburger…

“Pear-shaped” describes Tucker AND his campaign!

But did you know that poor Tucker is ALSO putting himself in grave danger by drinking Starbucks? That’s because those sugary drinks he loves are considered ultra-processed foods….

Soy?? That explains a lot!

…and according to Clayton, he gets very, very sick from consuming those. Such a trooper! He KNOWS he gets deathly ill from eating UPFs, but he toughs it out on the campaign trail consuming a diet of Panda Express, Starbucks, Taco Bell and Whataburger! So brave! So dedicated!

So he gets deathly ill from “ultra-processed” foods except for Panda Express, Taco Bell, Whataburger, Froot Loops and Starbucks. Got it!

What do you want to bet this asshole buys all his junk food with cash now to stop it from showing up on his campaign expenditures where I can ridicule him for it?

Clayton Tucker’s Tireless Efforts And Awesome Petition Force Big Tech To Abandon Data Center Plans. David Beats Goliath! Texas Citizens Rejoice!

It’s being cancelled! But it’s not a ‘full’ cancellation, you see.

Just kidding.

As often happens in a sector when things are extremely frothy and bubbly and hundreds of billions are being plunked down by drunken sailors, eventually the bean counters and creditors say “whoa – slow down a second. That’s a shit ton of money on a lot of promises and pipe dreams” and they start to balk and sober up.

That’s what just happened.

If Comrade Clayton paid attention to the private credit sector (see: Blue Owl) he would have known many weeks ago that this was coming.

Previously, the hyper-scalers WERE taking a ton of money out of their own cash flow to finance these things (which may or may not prove to be pie-in-the-sky bullshit). NOW, they are going to the private credit markets – and the well is starting to run dry.

Comrade Clayton is a socialist, so he thinks money grows on trees. Turns out, there are a LOT of guys in charge of the financing, demand forecasting and engineering of these things. They are all about 50 times smarter than the kid who lives with mom at age 35 and can’t find a real job. Many of them are starting to ask if all these data centers are going to pay for themselves in the end.

But let’s not ruin Comrade Clayton’s daydream. He went to bed at mom’s house last night dreaming that the helpless, stupid Texas citizens hoisted him up on their shoulders and thanked him for saving their water. It’s those ridiculous and deluded dreams that him help crowd out his REAL memories of him and his tuba being stuffed into a locker back in high school by the cool kids.

Captain Goatwanker, savior of Texas water, poses in China back in high school. Voted “Most Likely To Be Unemployed Bum”