About Those Data Center “Studies”:

Unemployed trust fund socialist Clayton Tucker has been making the rounds to the clueless ‘journalists’ lately talking about bringing down the hammer of God on those evil data centers by wasting tax dollars to ‘study’ the issue:

He demands studies on light pollution, soil pollution, water usage, power usage, and every other facet of life that falls completely and totally outside his meager ‘authority’ as an Ag Commissioner. These ridiculous ‘studies’ will all be ignored and laughed at and will be a total waste of tax dollars.

Here is why:

I doubt Comrade Clayton has thought this through, so I’ll do it for him:

#1 – There are ALREADY hundreds of data centers in Texas. There have been for decades. So this is like saying you need to study airports or power plants. We already know how they work and interact with their surroundings because we have been building and using them for decades. This is not a new thing.

#2 – Clayton Tucker has spent the last seven months driving all over Texas andstating with authority (and on the record!) as a factthat data centers are responsible for all of the following horrors (every receipt can be found on this blog using search function):

Dove population will be wiped out
Heart murmurs in children
Stillbirths in cows and goats (and maybe humans!)
Early-onset dementia
Wildlife destruction
Chickens laying 50% less eggs
Cattle losing 30% of their body weight
“Heavy metal toxins” in wells
Ear aches in children
Cattle breeding disruption due to light pollution
Doubling of electricity rates
“Jacking up” of water bills
“Destroying” water so that is just disappears forever
Making noises that can be heard five miles away
Creating massive heat domes that can be felt five miles away

So either Comrade Clayton just outed himself as a massive liar (true) by admitting no studies currently exist to prove all of the above bullshit (which he has stated as fact for seven months) OR there is no need to waste tax dollars doing his own brand-new studies because the studies showing all of the above ill effects must already exist! Otherwise, where did he get all this bullshit about “livestock losing 30% of their weight” from? Just show us THAT study, you momo.

Whoops, Comrade. Big whoops. By saying we need to study all this shit to find out, you just admitted that for the last seven months, everything you said about data centers on the campaign trail and used as fundraising bait is a complete and utter lie.

#3 – You WILL and SHOULD be crucified legally for singling out an industry when others are FAR bigger culprits of the fake sins you accuse data centers of.

For an easy example: golf courses use a LOT more water than data centers. They also technically use “toxins” (pesticides, fertilizer) that run off into the streams and stuff. There are currently 13 new golf courses under construction in Texas. If you go after a couple data centers and try to tie them up with bullshit red tape but DON’T go after any golf courses who use WAY more water AND are more likely to emit ‘toxins’ then the data center lawyers are going to rip you a new asshole for being arbitrary and capricious in your application of your fake powers. Even I know that, and I’m no lawyer.

Are you going to go after the big airports for light pollution and noise pollution, too? Are you going after the fracking industry for water pollution or toxins? How about any heavy industry for their water usage? You are going to find out very quickly you have ZERO power over any of these industries and these studies are useless and have no teeth whatsoever.

#4 – Who will be conducting these “truly independent scientific studies”? Some ‘scientist’ from a radical hippie group like The Sierra Club or your buddies over at The Sunrise Movement? Or maybe some blue-haired, nose-ringed ‘doctor’ of the environment from Pig Knuckle Juco who walks around with a “Save The Polar Bears” t-shirt on?

Yeah, that’ll go over like a lead balloon.

Wow. Comrade Clayton is off to a very rough start in his first 10 days after winning the lotto. So far he has:

Admitted he can’t do anything about data centers
Admitted he can’t bust any monopolies
Admitted he needs to beg Congress and Texas lege to act on anything
Made a fool of himself talking about “Hemp diesel” that will NEVER happen
Admitted everything he accused data centers of this year was 100% a lie.
Is putting his eggs in this “impact study” basket that will clearly go nowhere.

Gee. Looks like you better calm down, stfu with the insane commie shit and just go do the BORING and CLEARLY DEFINED duties of Ag Commissioner like checking supermarket scales and stuff.

Douchebag.

The Socialist Wrecking Ball Continues: Will Give Grant Money To Foreigners (Reversing Sid Miller Policy) And Delusions About “Hemp Oil Diesel Refineries” – Yes, I’m Serious.

The spoiled, only-child trust fund kid who grew up in urban Georgetown, got an $80,000 Poli Sci degree from his parents, lied about being rancher for the last three years and just fell ass backwards into a lotto ticket for a ‘job’ he is totally unqualified for, is out there yapping delusions to left-wing rags and peppering his interviews with a lot of “aint’s” to really lay the “rural dude” bullshit on thick:

I would love to see provisions passed that anything served at our public schools, for instance, must be from Texas farmers, Texas ranchers and processed by Texans as well.

We’ll, of course, make exceptions for things we can’t grow here. We ain’t growing bananas in Texas, right? But everything else, if it can be grown here, it should be. And if it can be processed here, it should as well.

He’s also suggesting some more retarded, unworkable and far-left ideas:

#1 – Apparently Sid Miller was not a big fan of handing free tax money (grants) to any farms or or business that employ (or are owned by) anyone on an H-1B visa. Will Tucker the open-borders-loving socialist continue that policy?

“We will be having discussions about that. We haven’t made a commitment one way or the other, but that is something that my team and I will be looking into. And if we decide to reverse it, we will.“

That is commie speak for “we will be reversing that because we ALWAYS put browns and foreigners above white people born in America.” I will bet my HOUSE on that. Just watch and see.

#2 – His hard-on for hemp and his delusions about hemp’s wonder powers continues unabated. After telling the interviewer “actually, the first diesel motors were made to run off hemp diesel” (that is completely false) he babbles about building hemp diesel refineries here in Texas. LOL.

“Actually, the first diesel motors were made to run off hemp diesel. So that could even be an option that we could look into. We’re limited on how many diesel refineries we can build, but we might be able to build hemp diesel refineries a little bit easier as a backup option.“

Never mind that hemp oil diesel is not even close to economically viable. At current seed oil yields (about 2%) hemp diesel would cost well over $20 per gallon using even the most optimistic assumptions. That is exactly why it doesn’t exist right now.

Do you see that? Just two very quick Google searches told us the HEAD of the TEXAS AG DEPARTMENT is 100% wrong about hemp oil being used in the first engines and also tells us that hemp oil diesel is not even close to being viable by any stretch of the imagination.

Yes, producing biodiesel directly from hemp seed oil typically costs over $20 to $25 per gallon just for the raw oil input, making it economically non-viable as a mainstream fuel compared to standard fossil diesel or conventional agricultural biofuels like soy and canola.

Even soy and canola oil make more sense! We ALSO know from recent history (thanks Willie Nelson) that the idea is retarded and will result in disaster, economically.

Yet there is our illegitimate, incompetent, retarded, socialist Ag Commissioner confidently telling outrageous bullshit to an equally retarded ‘journalist.’ Is he too stupid to use Google for basic research? Is he so stupid he doesn’t know about the Willie Nelson fiasco? Or is he so stupid he thinks the math doesn’t matter and his willpower alone will make it work?

One of those options is true and that shows he has ZERO business being in charge of massive piles of money. He’s like a chimp with a machine gun.

Also, hemp is legal in Texas RIGHT NOW (has been for seven years) and there are over 1,000 licensed producers…yet this hemp miracle still hasn’t taken place!

Why doesn’t Comrade Clayton cover his grandma’s property (where he pretends to farm) with hemp and get rich, if it is such a good deal?? He’s basically saying everyone who lives in West Texas with property is a moron for not planting hemp right now and selling it as a crop. He’s telling us there are $100 bills lying all over the place and everyone but him is too stupid to pick them up.

Unlikely.

Instead, maybe Texas ISN’T the best place to grow hemp, even though Tucker labors under the delusion that it is. Let’s ask the Internet why more hemp isn’t grown in Texas:

More hemp is not grown in Texas due to a mix of extreme weather and high operating costs.

Key Challenges for Texas Hemp Farmers

  • Harsh Droughts and Climate: Severe Texas droughtshave disproved early claims that hemp is drought-tolerant.Triple-digit heat and dry conditions harden the soil, stunt growth, and cause widespread crop failures. [1, 2]
  • High Input and Seed Costs: Purchasing specialized seeds costs anywhere from $1,200 to $3,500 per acre. Many imported varieties (such as those from China or the EU) suffer from photoperiod sensitivity, causing them to flower too early in Texas and stunt stem or grain growth. [1, 2, 3]
  • Market Oversupply and Price Crashes: Early overproduction of CBD and hemp flower caused market values to crater, leaving many producers losing money or abandoning the crop. [1, 2]

Yeah, but the unemployed Poli Sci major who lives with his parents and has never even planted a GARDEN knows better than everyone! He’s ready to waste millions of YOUR dollars on a boondoggle that will make ethanol look like a brilliant idea.

At the end of the day, EVERYTHING comes down to math – and Comrade Clayton pays zero attention to math. He’s never had to. That’s why I made such a big stink about him never running a business and living with his parents. He has NO CLUE how the real world operates and this hemp idiocy is just another example that proves me right.

He’s an absolute disaster. Hope all you dumb old ladies are happy with your vote.

Miss Tucker Goes To Washington.

First it was data centers and ‘busting monopolies’ that were the priority. Then reality hit his face like a wet cock and he admitted he can’t do anything about those.

Then yesterday it was throwing more money at welfare for ‘starving’ fat Texas kids that was the priority.

Now it’s going to Washington D.C. and demanding they hand him more money in a new farm bill….

LOL. This is EXACTLY like him crashing data center town hall meetings that were five hours away from where he lived. He had no business being there and could accomplish nothing. He just got up there and wasted everyone’s time partaking in something that wasn’t his purview.

Hey asshole: we ALREADY have 40 people who will “work with Congress” for Texas on federal laws. They are called “Congressmen” and “Senators.” That is THEIR job, you imbecile. You have 14 shitlib reps and one shitlib senator ALREADY heading to Washington to represent the interests of Texas. There is ZERO reason for a spoiled, unemployed trust fund fag to go up there and muddy the waters and pester people for free shit. They already have like 5,000 people doing that. They’re called lobbyists, Congressmen and Senators.

You, on the other hand, are none of those things. You are a mosquito, no matter how badly you want to be a player. There are 50 other states with Ag Commissioners begging for money.

Stay in you lane. So go get your shine box and then maybe go check the accuracy of a grain elevator scale, or something. THAT is your job, bitch.

Wait a sec. Wasn’t he licking Jasmine Crockett’s ass for her awesome work on a farm bill in 2023? Gee…what went wrong?

Won’t you PLEASE think of the poor farmer who needs MORE MONEY???

  • Historical Subsidies: From 1995 through 2021, Texas received $44.5 billion in total federal farm subsidies, making it the highest-ranking state in the nation for cumulative payments Kansas Reflector Farm Subsidy Analysis. [1]
  • Additional Disaster & Recovery Funds: A federal spending and disaster relief package allocated an estimated over $3 billion specifically for Texas agricultural producers in addition to the standard Farm Bill framework. [1]
  • Overall Legislation Size: The last comprehensive Farm Bill (passed in 2018) authorized approximately $867 billion over a 10-year period on a national scale The Texas Tribune Farm Bill Report. [1]

Comrade Clayton couldn’t tell you a fucking thing about how much money Texas ALREADY gets or where it goes. He just knows we need to throw more money in that direction.

Destroy the tech industry and give more welfare to black, female ‘farmers’! THAT is the path to prosperity, right Comrade?

“I Have A Very Stupid Idea That Won’t Work – I’ll Sit Here At My Cushy Air-Conditioned ‘Job’ While You All Struggle To Implement It.”

Always the useless socialist: talk, talk, tweet, yap, talk, chide, scold, yammer, lie, chatter, yap.

It’s never “go out and DO the work and lead by example” like Mike Rowe does. That’s because socialists like Clayton are extremely lazy, incompetent pussies.

“You peons need to get this up and running. I’m just the genius that spouts unworkable ideas that have already failed over and over elsewhere – kinda like socialism.”

Wait, so demanding more welfare is now your “top priority”? I thought it was stopping data centers and ‘busting monopolies.’ Or did the fact you just admitted you can’t do any of that shit just change your ‘priorities’?

Spoken like a true moron socialist who has never lived in the real world. Truly, he is Bernie Sander’s protege (Bernie has never worked a real job either and got his first paycheck from the taxpayers in politics, too!)

Any grown adult who lives in the real world could pick out numerous problems with all of his retarded cliche promises:

#1 – I thought your hero LBJ solved childhood hunger 62 years ago with his ‘Great Society’ and ‘War on Hunger’progrms – are you telling me that $27 trillion spent over 62 years didn’t do the trick? If so, what makes you think a retarded boy who lives with his parents can solve it with a few million in state money? Absolute dummy.

#2 – There is no “childhood hunger” today in Texas. In fact, the child obesity rate is around 33%. Nobody is starving to death. Not to mention, we ALREADY have tons of welfare for leeches – and 75% of SNAP recipients are overweight or obese. Federal welfare is overly generous already.

#3 – Michelle Obama tried this shit in 2010. The result? Kids threw away the healthy stuff and the cost of providing ‘healthy’ lunches skyrocketed – not to mention it takes a lot longer to prepare “healthy” food. Adults with kids who pay property taxes realize this, but moronic socialists with no kids who live with mom and dad and pay no property taxes do NOT realize this, apparently.

#4 – Unless you plan on strapping kids down and force-feeding them kale and squash, your plan is totally fucked. There is nothing stopping parents from instilling healthy eating habits in their kids and also providing them healthy lunches they can take to school. But Clayton doesn’t believe in individual rights – he believes in the nanny state and Big Government – and wasting money on dumb ideas that have failed over and over already.

[My mom sent me to school for my first eight years with a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich, an apple or banana and a thermos of milk. In high school that changed to a roast beef sandwich, some kind of fruit (grapes, apple, banana) and a thermos of milk. I didn’t even have a cafeteria at either school. Many of today’s parents are lazy fucks, for the most part. That’s a parenting problem – not MY problem as taxpayer.]

Now let’s cover your retarded “there should be a garden at every school providing healthy foods” plan:

#1 – “But I cannot do this alone” – you cannot do the farming program thing alone? Actually, this is one you COULD have done alone, but you chose not to. You have been unemployed and living at your parents house for a decade now. You claim you were a farmer this entire time and grandma has like 200 acres where you do your non-existent farming. Daddy even bought you a Japanese tractor! We have FIVE schools here in Lampasas – two of which are very close to your parents’ house. You could have EASILY reached out to the schools and offered to start this program yourself. Janet Yoder is a fucking moron, and she managed to start a “community garden” here in Lampasas – also three blocks from your house. You could have done the same but did not. Please explain why, before you demand everyone else become a part-time farmer in the August and September heat.

#2 – Speaking of the community garden, why didn’t you offer to connect THEM with local schools and provide vegetables? You two left-wing morons could have theoretically “solved” the healthy food problem together but have done nothing for years and years. That’s because Clayton is very lazy. He talks a lot. He tweets a lot. He takes staged photos a lot. But in real life, he does nothing. Which is why he lives with his parents and is now sucking off the taxpayer tit as a “politician.”

#3 – I’d love to hear your planting schedule for these “school farms” – you DO realize that certain veggies have to be planted at certain times, right? You DO realize school starts in the middle of August, right? You DO realize that it takes a couple months from seed to harvest, right? Yeah, let’s break our backs in the scorching heat to grow a carrot we can just buy at HEB for like 50 cents a pound. That sounds smart!

#4 – Again, this ‘we need more kids to grow food at school ‘problem’ has already been solved. Ever heard of 4H? It has been around for 124 years, you moron. FFA was founded almost 100 years ago. Kids are also free to volunteer working on local farms or ranches – and most people quit after about a week of that, because it is hard work. It is not the year 1880. We are not an agrarian society, thank god. If you had ever even planted a garden, you’d know all this but you are a fraud and a fugazi farmer. So you remain clueless.

#5 – Unlike Comrade Clayton, I actually HAVE helped build a school garden. It was about 15 years ago and I was forced into it by a class I was taking on permaculture. Guess what? I drove past there less than a year later just to see if it was still being maintained. Of course, it wasn’t. It was a total wreck. Nobody wants to deal with weeds and bullshit when it’s scorching hot out and nobody takes care of it during holiday breaks. Farming is the epitome of delayed gratification for hard work – and today’s kids are the total opposite of that. If Clayton had ever raised a child instead of BEING a child until age 35, he’d know that, too.

The hippie pipe dream:

The eventual reality:

Comrade Clayton needs to learn about The Tragedy Of The Commons. It’s what almost killed the pilgrims, too. Moron socialists.

Even Comrade Clayton’s “community gardens” he claims he runs in Killeen and which supposedly feed inner-city blacks and keep them from fighting (LOL) is run by 10 Americorps ‘volunteers’ getting paid by the taxpayer! If that doesn’t prove my point, then you are hopeless.

Totally unworkable, low-IQ ideas. They have all been tried and failed by thousands of hippie, dippy morons long before you started yapping about this.

Remember That Evil Data Center In Memphis That Comrade Clayton Went Berserk Over?

It seems that Comrade Clayton is not the only lying scumbag who has immediately changed his tune on data centers just days after the elections where they tried to make it a major issue:

A few months ago, Comrade Clayton informed us that the Memphis data center was pure evil because it was run by natgas generators – and he thinks that “toxins” are released when natgas is burned for energy and everyone would be poisoned by a new “cancer alley” (false: only CO2 and water is released). Of course, as I pointed out, the entire city of Memphis is ALREADY powered by natural gas.

But what do you expect from the bozo who took $15,000 from Jane Fonda’s Climate PAC and who loves the Green New Deal and hates fossil fuels?

Only a complete retard would destroy a business bringing in that much money. Oh wait…I found just such a retard!

Data centers are our generation’s version of nuclear power in that they seem to be supported by anybody with any brains and are exclusively hated by the most self-satisfied retards alive.

Yeah, we’d hate to ruin the shitty, weed-covered abandoned shopping mall with a brand new data center that prints money and powers the critical infrastructure of the 21st century. Great job, random fat black moron!

Or is she random?

Pot smoking, 76 IQ clown stops data center – with help from China.

Links to a China NGO and Neville Singham? No way. You know who else spent time in China and would love to stop data centers for “a couple of years”?

This wrinkled asshole:

Bookmark this prediction and come back in January of 2028 to see it come true:

The data centers WILL be built. Comrade Cumstain will not stop them. Neither will the idiot democrats. The dems don’t care about farmland being used up by data centers (because it’s not) or water shortages from data centers (because there aren’t any). A year from now all this moronic hysteria will be forgotten like the Covid hysteria.

No, they just want their shakedown and bribe money AND to be in control of AI. That’s what all this “guardrail” talk is about. God help us if they get their hands on this tech exclusively. It’ll be like Covid censorship times 1000.

We are governed by the bottom 20% of humanity.

That Was Quick! Less Than A Week After Election, Tucker Admits He Can Do Nothing About Data Centers Or “Monopolies” – LOL!

I hope all the stupid old lady shits who donated to this fraud to “stop data centers” and “bust monopolies” are happy. They just got bent over and penetrated. I hope you sent your last $100 to this clown and you eat cat food for the rest of the year.

“Make your voices heard in Austin” means the legislature and Governor have the power. Like I said all along. Clayton can do NOTHING as Ag Commissioner.

Wait, what? You can’t do it alone? What happened to all that “I’ll gunk them all up with Ag impact studies on Day One” tough talk? Oh what’s that? That was total nonsense kind of like I said for the last 18 months?

You lying sack of shit.

Oh, but it gets better! Let’s see how he plans to “bust monopolies” as he has been promising to do for a year now. This excerpt is from a nauseating and fawning article filled with bullshit and lies about Clayton’s “ranching” experience. Read it at your own peril. But here is the best part:

Oh. So the only person who can “bust monopolies” is the AG? No way! I’m not sure why the AG needs a moron who is not a lawyer to “work with” him as he can do it himself and is solely responsible in that area. But keep telling us some bullshit, Comrade!

I think I heard someone say that about 100 times over the last year, but I can’t recall who it was. Oh yeah, it was me:

Grok Confirms It: Clayton Tucker Is Lying Every Single Day.

The rest of the article has him dreaming of handing out billions to everyone and giving “free” lunches to EVERYONE in school. A socialists wet dream. But unfortunately, every single bullshit pipe dream is followed by “of course, the legislature will have to pass that and supply the funds” LOL. Poor little Clayton is totally powerless. It’s hilarious. Here is another funny excerpt:

One of his proposals involves working with state lawmakerson a supplemental Texas farm bill that could provide additional agricultural assistance.

He also wants Congress to approvea new federal farm bill.

“We’ll beworking with Congressto get a new farm bill passed. We have to.” Tucker said. “That is the single greatest thing you can do for farmers right now.”

Tucker said a state-level proposal could potentially provide additional funding for farmers while also supporting food assistance programs such as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as SNAP, and the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC.

Such a proposalwould require legislative approval and funding.

So contrary to the last 18 months of his lies, he is NOT God on the throne and has already had his nuts snipped. This will drive him crazy as he is power hungry and thinks he is smarter than everyone else. He even had the nerve to imply he alone could decide which laws are “good” and that all those laws need his approval or something. LOL:

Don’t worry, everyone! Comrade Cumstain the Ag Commissioner will make sure that only “good laws” are passed when it comes to data centers. BAHAHAHAHA. Like he’s going to be standing over the shoulder of Hinojosa and 181 members of the Texas legislature demanding this and that in certain laws and then withholding or giving his approval – as if anyone gives a flying fuck. BAHAHAHAHA! My God what a buffoon.

So his big plans so far: more money for welfare, WIC, SNAP, free money to farmers and ‘free’ lunches for everyone…but he needs federal and state legislatures to approve all his fever dreams. That about sums it up.

Sid Miller Is The Organ Grinder. Clayton Tucker Is His Monkey On A Leash. Part III Of The Election Post Mortem.

There are some fascinating dynamics now in play in this tragicomedy.

Clearly, Sid Miller is the luckiest prick in this entire saga. If Nate Sheets had never run and knocked that fat, corrupt crook out of there, HE would have been the one getting washed away by the blue river of shit that took out everyone else. HE would currently be having a meltdown about how a fake farmer with zero brain and zero credentials could have possibly beaten him. It’s a shame we didn’t get to experience that timeline, actually.

ALSO, Sid was smart/lucky/corrupt enough to start licking Clayton Tucker’s anus four or five months before the election. It was clear that Sid (and more likely his band of cronies including convicted felon Todd Smith) had taken over Comrade Clayton’s social media sites as the tone changed drastically.

Why would Sid and Clayton do this? After all, Clayton spent EIGHT MONTHS calling Sid a “corrupt bootlicker” and scumbag non-stop on his campaign website. Why cozy up to him in the final four months?

Well, it was a perfect quid pro quo:

Two scumbags.

(1) Sid was likely promised he and his cronies would get their cushy jobs back, even if indirectly in some scummy way like ‘consulting.’ Sid wins.

(2) Keeping Nate out of there would keep him from uncovering all the corrupt bullshit Sid has been up to for the last decade and keep the bodies hidden. Sid wins again.

(3) Clayton knows deep down he is a total fraud and he needs Sid to help him out or he will immediately be outed as a complete moron (this kind of already happened, though). He is a kitten out on a limb and he must sense that at some level. He can lean heavily on Sid. Imagine if Nate never ran and Clayton was taking over from a vanquished Sid right now. It would be hilarious watching Sid destroy this fraud and pointing out all his incompetence. Clayton wins.

(4) Sid knows he can lead the naive and dim-witted Clayton around by the nose and have his way. Sid wins.

Everybody wins in this scenario except the taxpayer and Nate Sheets, of course.

But now Clayton has a big problem: Sid has Clayton’s small, hairless genitalia firmly in his hands. Sid KNOWS that Clayton is an utter fraud and can easily make him look like a moron if he wants. The instant Comrade Clayton says or does something dumb (guaranteed) Sid can be loud and public with his criticism as a “former Ag Commissioner” who is experienced in the area. Clayton must be kicking himself for making this deal because he would have won anyways, thanks to the blue shit river that lifted all turds.

ALSO, do not discount the possibility and Sid is planning his comeback in 2030 and will undermine Clayton at every turn after a short honeymoon. Comrade Goatwanker has now gotten into bed with an experienced snake who (like most people) is WAY more clever than Comrade Clayton. It’s no contest: Sid has Clayton completely at his mercy. I doubt Clayton even realizes this yet.

In summary, I’m trying to look on the bright side of this whole debacle:

Clayton didn’t really “win the lottery” – he now has to go to work for the next four years. He has to show up at the office and be held responsible for his actions – not sit on Twitter all day whining about a socialist utopia. He has NEVER had to do this in his entire, sad life. He is used to making up lie after lie and never being caught. He has never held ANY position of actual responsibility. But NOW he has made a ton of public statements to newspapers and voters and can be crucified for his fuckups. And there WILL be fuckups.

That’s because several things about Clayton Tucker are undeniable: he is not very bright, he is lazy, he is in WAY over his head, he is a radical left winger and he is a total fraud. There is no changing or denying those facts and all of that will make for a field day during his term. I actually cannot wait. He will not be able to help himself with his moronic statements that have NOTHING to do with his office. He’s actually already done it (upcoming blogs).

I also have an army of Grokbots sifting through the Ag Department organizational charts, list of employees, grants handed out, etc. I trust they will find any shady payments to any Sid Miller cronies or companies adjacent to Sid and his cronies. They are also instructed to watch ALL news and social media anytime Comrade Clayton yaps about anything at all. I’ve already nailed him to the wall on several things. That will be in the next post.

My Bar Survey Showed The Obvious: Nobody Knows Who The Fuck Clayton Tucker Is. Post Mortem Part II

“We are all Terry Tucker now” – Lampasshole drunken lament at 9:30pm on November 3rd.

Nobody is happier about the illegitimate, incompetent socialist being elected to Ag Commissioner than his mommy, Terry Tucker.

For THIRTY-FIVE YEARS she has had this numbskull sucking on her titty. Living in her upstairs bedroom. On the computer non-stop re-Tweeting Bernie Sanders, Ted Lieu and that midget Robert Reich. Complaining about the Internet going down. Waking up at 10am and then having to be hounded to go help grandma out at the fake ranch. His only “jobs” being unpaid horseshit like Secretary for the Farmer Union and SDEC positions and wasting his life knocking on doors for loser candidates like Julie Oliver. Not to mention him running for office multiple times and getting beaten like a drum.

In other words, she has suffered humiliations galore and was still nursing a helpless child at age 71. Embarrassing.

But now WE, the state of Texas, get to be humiliated by an Ag Commissioner who doesn’t know the first thing about economics, agriculture, managing employees, reading a budget or anything else.

He was recently eviscerated on Facebook as a “Gay vaquero who can’t grow a moustache and whose testicles haven’t dropped yet” – and that was one of the more mild insults in the comments section:

Now WE TAXPAYERS get to let Comrade Goatwanker suckle at OUR titty – pay his salary, pay his health insurance and pension. Plus all the other free goodies he gets that I don’t even want to know about. It’s too depressing.

So the entire state must be ecstatic they voted in Clayton Tucker, right? After all, a couple hundred thousand idiots voted for him in Austin a week ago. He must be beloved and popular for his bold stance to fuck over every electrician and construction guy in the state by ‘banning data centers’ (which he cannot do), right?

Not exactly.

I asked 47 people in total over the course of five locations at The Domain: Jack and Gingers, Lavaca Street Bar, Little Woodrow’s, Perry’s Steakhouse and Paul Michael’s Restaurant.

The question? Are you a Texas resident who voted last week? Do you know the name of our new Ag Commissioner? I had them answer whether they voted or not.

[A SHOCKING number of people said “I just moved here a month ago so I couldn’t vote yet” – they came from D.C., California, etc.]

I asked a wide variety of people – jeets, gooks, young chicks, old ladies, young dudes, black dudes, Asian chicks, etc. It was a ‘diverse’ sampling. Remember, I was in north Austin, which is CHOCK FULL of liberal retards.

Only ONE person knew who Clayton Tucker was. You know why?? This will kill you.

The ONE GUY who knew who Clayton Tucker was was a well-dressed guy sitting next to me at the bar at Perry’s Steakhouse. Turns out, he works for DPS and was there ON DUTY to protect the “Texas Legislative Black Caucus” that was renting out the private room at Perry’s at that very moment.

I shit you not.

A bunch of racist blacks, chaired by non other than a disgraced and disbarred ambulance chaser named Ron Reynolds. Remember him??

ALL of them renting out the fancy and expensive private Perry’s room to laugh, and drink and not tip their waiter after their huge election win. The type of place NONE of these clowns could afford if they worked in the real world instead of being parasites on decent Texans.

Fucking disgusting. What are the odds??

One of the funniest responses was a black guy who said “I didn’t vote, I’m not into any political shit, I hate all that stuff” and then he asked why I cared about the Ag Commissioner. I told him because the guy is a 35-year-old retard who lives with his parents and has never had a real job…and now he’s in charge of billions of dollars.

The black guy’s eyes bugged out and he lurched forward in this chair and was like “WHAT!?! Do people know this?”

He reminded me of the black guy’s shock in Weird Science who said “she did WHAT?” when Gary told the group that an eighth-grade girl kneed him in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody at school. He was flabbergasted this could happen.

“Fats, man? Lemme tell you my story man. There is this bitch in our town who knows nothing. I mean nothing. He spends all day sucking on his mamma’s titties…never had a job in his life! Thirty-five years old! You believe that? Then guess what that bitch did…”

“He kneed Texas in the nuts and now we look like faggots in front of the entire nation!”

Black dude: “HE DID WHAT???”

More to come.

No, Ranchers And Farmers Scared Of Data Centers Did Not Propel A Clueless Communist Into His First Job At Age 35. Election Post Mortem Part I

“A raging river of shit lifts all turds” – John F. Kennedy, probably

If you can believe it, local socialist and illegitimate Ag Commissioner-elect is STILL running around telling people that ranchers being mad about data centers and their water usage was “critical” to his election. LOL.

No, what happened was all the fat, blue-haired freaks and imported browns and jeets in Houston, Austin and Dallas do what they do best: vote for anyone with a D after their name. Nate Sheets, Dawn Buckingham and other competent candidates were collateral damage of the atomic shitbomb that libs (and a good number of republicans) aimed at Trump for his retarded war in Iran.

Nobody woke up every morning and worried that Iran would get a nuke. But EVERYONE fills their tank weekly and got reminded of the totally retarded and self-imposed fuckup that was Trump’s war in Iran. It’s that simple. THAT and a growing number of foreigners and CA/NY/OH douchebags moving here to turn Texas into the shitholes they left.

Exhibit A – the dummy Potato Head and her commie kid:

I had one of my Grokbot minions make a map of the counties won by Sheets and Comrade Goatwanker. The number shown on the county is how much the candidate won by. Tucker only won 14% of the counties in Texas (35 out of 254):

Zoom in to see the margins of victory

You will notice that in the ENTIRE AREA he spent all his time yapping about data centers (Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilene) he got absolutely massacred. He lost by margins of 50 to 70 points!

Lubbock County? He got creamed by 25 points. Not even close.

Lampasas County where he supposedly has “deep roots” and a “multi-generational ranch” and lives with his parents? He got destroyed by 50 points (25%/75%)

Burnet County right next door? A 46-point beatdown.

San Saba which is basically where his fake ranch is located (Grandma’s acres with his pet goats)? Murdered by SEVENTY POINTS (15% to 85%)

Mills (lost by 68 points) – Hamilton (lost by 65 points) – Comanche (lost by 60 points)

So where were all the votes coming from, if not all the ranchers and farmers up there who adore him and are petrified of data centers?

Comrade Cumstain won the election by 453,000 votes. His margins in the big cities:

Harris County – 327,000
Dallas County – 290,000
Travis County – 264,000

Close to 900,000 just in those big three cities packed with retards. You think Austin, Dallas or Houston residents are worried about water shortages? LOL. Austin sits next to massive rivers and lakes. NONE of those cities has any “water problem” on the horizon. Exit polls showed that “data centers” were WAY down on the list of shit people care about – right around #10 or 11 in most surveys.

The “water issue” was bullshit all along, as I grew hoarse pointing out this year. Of every gallon of water used in Texas, only 1/2 oz goes to data centers. It is a non-issue, as I have said all along.

No, Nate Sheets lost because EVERYBODY lost. Comrade Cumstain just happened to be standing there when the shitriver came through and he got carried along like the other turds. Dawn Buckingham had $3 million in her campaign to Ben Flores’ $3,000 – and she also lost. She is someone I thought was unbeatable. Flores is just a name they threw on the ticket as a sacrificial lamb – he’s currently fighting leukemia and in chemo. So this was the LAST thing HE expected either.

But now Flores (a Mexican-born radical and global warming nutjob) is now Land Commissioner.

Truly sickening.

Kansas lost a senate seat that was red for 90 years or something – so this had ZERO to do with candidates and EVERYTHING to do with blue rage.

Every single Supreme Court place was ALSO won by democrats by almost the EXACT same margin as Tucker, Flores, Hinojosa, etc.

In fact, Tucker did worse (51.3%) than them and THEY sure didn’t yap about data centers at all!

Listening to Comrade Clayton opine about how it was his genius data center issue (which he can STILL do nothing about) is like listening to some idiot who won Powerball tell us about his number-picking system when in reality, if he had gotten in the line at the gas station one person earlier or later, he would not have been handed the winning random number spit out by the machine.

Just dumb fucking luck. Oh, that and also being an unemployed trust fund bum and having parents who enable your sloth by letting you live in their upstairs bedroom – which allows you the time and resources to run for anything and everything year after year until a freak accident like this happens! He just spent 18 months driving in circles and blabbering at data center town halls in Lubbock when the dems could have run a naked mole rat as Ag Commissioner and the rat would have also won. Bruce Haywood could have run and never left his greasy Whataburger-wrapper-littered recliner and HE would have won!

MUCH more to come in the next few posts. Including my survey of random voters I did at six different bars in Austin this past weekend. Stay tuned!

Sid Miller puts a turtle on a post.