Spoiled 35-Year-Old Child Bum Talks About “The Good Ole Days”

The buffoonery never stops….

This kind of nonsense (along with the sudden talking about going to church) is a very transparent effort to reel in the gullible old farts who thinks he’s some salt-of-the-earth rancher who has been around for a long time in the ranching industry. Let me clue you in:

#1 – Clayton was born in 1991 in Georgetown Texas – an urban area. He didn’t grow up on a fucking farm. His mom worked for the state government and dad worked for aerospace companies. In other words, they both owed their incomes to the taxpayer. His dad was NOT a rancher.

#2 – Clayton does not know life before the Internet at all. So spare me the “good old days” shit. He’s had a cushy life from day one. He’s an only child and wanted for nothing. He STILL lives with his parents, for christ’s sake. Doesn’t get much more “good old” cushy and easy than that. He’s 35…not 65 and he’s never even had a callous on his hand.

Here’s his “fake rancher with clean fingernails and soft hands” gaytard photo he took when signing his candidacy papers in his Canadian tuxedo:

“Hey big boy! Wanna tie me up like a calf at a rodeo??”

#3 – Clayton wasn’t some calf-ropin’, steer-wrasslin’, hay-baling good ole boy in his childhood. He wasn’t even in the FFA or 4H. He was a pimply dork who played the tuba and probably the skin flute, too. The rest of the time he was getting stuffed in lockers or laughed at by girls.

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#4 – Here in Lampasas (where this fraud lives) there ARE a few stores like the one he pretends to pine for in the cartoon: Brown’s Feed, ACE Hardware and Hoffpauir Ranch Supply. Although at Hoffpauir’s, the “old man who knows everything” is Tina Loeffler and she is 50x the rancher Clayton Tucker is. She was even president of the Texas CattleWomen. I doubt Clayton has ever heard of that organization.

#5 – Clayton is allowed to use every modern convenience and walk around with those idiotic AirPods stuffed in his ears 24/7 but the hardware store is NOT allowed to use a computer because Clayton says so. Everyone must act like it’s 1957 OR be a farmer full time EXCEPT Clayton who will post videos on 13 social media sites and watch YouTube whenever he pleases.

Absolute TOOL BAG and fraud.

Summary Of Entire Campaign:

Unemployed poli sci major says so!!

[Of course “progress” and “destruction” are subjective words. To Clayton Tucker, a few dozen air conditioners keeping circuitry from overheating is “destruction” when he makes up stories about stillbirths in cows.]

This is the unemployed bum’s entire campaign in a nutshell.

Tons of: cliches, platitudes, hyperbole, propaganda, outright lies, empty statements.

None of: actual workable solutions based on history, logic, common sense, data, evidence, or hard work to actually know the issues deeply.

“Cancer is bad!”
“No kid should go hungry!”
“Everyone should be able to get medical care!”
“Wrecking the environment is bad!”
“Everyone deserves clean water!”
“Everyone deserves a reliable grid!”
“Everyone should have affordable housing!”
“Food should be cheaper!”
“Get rid of data centers!”

These types of moronic and useless statements are Clayton Tucker’s stock in trade. It’s all he does. And guess who jumps into the comment section and cheers this retardation on? Mostly dumb women who ALSO operate purely on emotion:

ALL stupid liberal women.

The only sane one is the guy at the end who is calling him out for his hypocricy.

You know who else lays there and screams for stuff but never actually does anything to help the problem? Little babies in their crib as they scream and shit their diapers. That’s what Clayton is: a little spoiled 35-year-old baby who still lives with mommy and cries about everything nonstop, but never does a damn thing himself.

He wants school kids to have “gardens and fresh foods” but he doesn’t grow any for them himself, despite claiming he’s a farmer.

He wants free medical care for everyone but he won’t go to nursing school and offer his services to sick people.

He wants cheaper housing but he won’t get a job in construction and start hammering nails to frame a new house.

He wants to get rid of data centers but he would NEVER get rid of a single one of his 13 social media sites or his beloved YouTube channels.

He wants a “reliable grid” but he would NEVER in a million years go get trained to be a lineman and get up at 2am in a storm to restore power to the neighborhood. He is WAY too big of a pussy for that.

He demands “clean water” for everyone but I don’t see him working at the water treatment plant or donating $10,000 to anyone to help out with that.

He’s your typical spoiled rich kid who has never lifted a finger to contribute but is more than happy to complain and cry all day long about how things should be different. Just like Bernie Sanders and just like a newborn baby.

A newborn baby has a good excuse since it’s only 3 months old. Clayton is 35 and still acting like an infant laying in the crib crying his eyes out like a pussy while he shits himself over every perceived injustice.

Instead of kicking his goldbricking ass out of the house and telling him to support himself, his mom just comes downstairs and puts a new diaper on him so he can continue on his way.

Pathetic. Howard and Terry did an awful job of raising that pussy. Shameful, really.

Just A Quick Reminder:

When hundreds of billions of TAX dollars were used to subsidize unreliable “green” energy like pinwheels and massive solar farms, Clayton Tucker was fine with that!

But when private companies want to spend hundreds of billions of THEIR money and pay high wages to blue collar guys to build data centers, Clayton Tucker said NO!!

Trade jobs more lucrative than ever as data centers are paying young electricians enormous salaries

When 19,000 pinwheels were strewn all over the state and required 3,600 miles of high-voltage transmission lines, Clayton Tucker was fine with that!

When a single new high-voltage transmission line is required for anything else, Clayton Tucker says NO!!

When 19,000 pinwheels were scattered all over Texas and began killing millions of birds, Clayton Tucker was fine with that!!

When a few data centers are to be built (a simple building like any other) he erroneously thinks that’s bad for owls or something and Clayton says NO!!

When tax dollars were used to subsidize 500,000 acres of solar panels wrecking Texas land, Clayton Tucker was fine with that!

When data centers want to use 300 acres of land for a new data center which is just another building on the outside, Clayton Tucker loses his mind and says NO!!

Solar farms cover SIXTY TIMES MORE land than data centers in Texas.

Data center is similar to a simple building like a hospital or high school.

When governments offers millions and millions of dollars in tax breaks to Firefly Aerospace where Clayton’s dad works, Clayton is fine with that!

When governments offer the exact same break to data centers, Clayton goes batshit crazy and says NO!!

When Firefly Aerospace (where Clayton’s dad works) spews flames, noxious exhaust and chemicals all over the Hill Country firing off rockets that benefit nobody, Clayton is fine with that!

When a data center sits there like a hospital or high school and pulls more power than a hospital or school (and pays for that power like anyone else) so it can process credit card transactions and save your gay videos, Clayton goes berserk making up stories about heart murmurs in kids and says NO!!

I Spoke With A Data Center Guy Yesterday. Here’s What I Found Out.

As Comrade Clayton repeatedly slanders and libels data centers in general (“they cause heart murmurs in kids, they cause stillbirths in cows and thus probably kids, they are cutting corners“), I have been hoping he steps over that line and gets a million-dollar lawsuit slapped on him. In fact, I took the initiative and reached out to several data center builders in hopes they would stomp on Clayton hard for his repeated instances of slander.

I managed to get in touch with a Texas data center operator but I won’t say which one. He was a super cool dude and seemed exasperated with this entire hysteria. We shared the same views on pretty much all of it. Here are some bullet points from our 20-minute phone discussion yesterday:

** He has FOUR THOUSAND guys working construction under him. Blue-collar guys. Carpenters, electricians, plumbers, etc. He said that the hysteria now is so insane that when a lot of these guys go home they are harassed and antagonized by their anti-data-center neighbors. You believe that shit? Sound like anything else? Like maybe the insane bitches who went crazy if they saw you without a mask during Covid??

It’s the SAME morons. It’s the Stephanie Fitzharrises of the world. Retarded old ladies who are whipped up into a frenzy by social media and who no amount of facts or logic will dissuade from their false beliefs.

Also, I’d say that 4,000 guys getting paid big bucks totally destroys Comrade Clayton’s propaganda that they “don’t create very many jobs.” They do. They’re the VERY kind of working-class-guy jobs that Clayton has been pretending he cares about for the last ten years as he went around to try and get union endorsements.

The IBEW is the electrical union. You know: the guys wiring the data centers.

** He said that “the crazy train has run off the tracks and there is no persuading these people with facts or evidence.” It just can’t be done. It’s now a mob of insane chimpanzees.

** I joked that their only option left to persuade the idiots now would be to just turn off the data centers and watch the old ladies chimp out. He said “holy shit! We talk about that every day! They wouldn’t last three days!”

I disagree. They wouldn’t last three HOURS. The minute Grandma Edith can’t post an 8k video of her cat Felix to Facebook, she would decompensate. So would Comrade Clayton if he couldn’t post his daily three lies and propaganda to his Twitter feed.

Oh wait! He already DID chimp out before over that and then DEMANDED the Internet be made more reliable because it’s “like a utility” now and is basically a human right! Here is the proof:

The world’s FIRST “virtual” rancher!

So two years ago, this dunce was chimping out if his Internet went out for two hours and he demanded it be “more reliable” but NOW he wants to burn them all to the ground.

Dunces, all of them.

“Health Insurance Is Too Expensive!”

Far-left idiots are constantly telling us we need “Medicare for all” and “single payer” so the ever-so-competent U.S. government can run the entire show.

What these dummies keep forgetting is that we are currently operating under Obamacare – which the left shouted for non-stop and promised would lower rates. Naturally, the opposite happened and now they want MORE government intervention to fix all the shit they broke with Obamacare.

You want to know why health insurance is so ridiculous? Because of ridiculous shit like this (and there are DOZENS of examples):

No, Obamacare was NOT designed to make healthcare affordable. It was designed to fuck everything up so badly that the system crashes and people demand single-payer to “fix” it all. That’s exactly what’s happening now.

My one wish is that when it DOES happen, socialist morons immediately get turbo cancer from their Covid boosters and then die waiting for treatment like they do at the NHS and in Canada.

Idiots.

Fake Rancher Dummy Surprised By Mini Cow Pet Born In August. Admits He Is Negligent Owner. Fails Badly At Animal Husbandry.

There is a LOT to unpack in Comrade Clayton’s latest video he posted to the Instagram data centers….

#1 – “I haven’t been to the ranch in about a week so I had a surprise waiting for me!” If he says “about a week” it was probably 10 days. TEN DAYS away from your beloved “family ranch” and you wonder why you fail at ranching and can’t make a buck.

An old-timer in Bertram once told me his one secret to farming and ranching: “walk/drive the land every single day.” He was right. It’s amazing how quickly a problem arises and turns into a disaster if you don’t catch it early. Just to be sure, let’s ask Google if the old-timer (REAL) farmer was right about that:

Checking things daily is essential for good livestock management and land management though the exact time commitment varies depending on the size of the operation and the season. Daily observation helps catch health issues, water failures, and broken fences before they become major problems.

Daily Ranch Priorities

  • Water checks: Verify troughs and automatic drinkers work and are clean.
  • Health spotting: Look for limping, isolation, or signs of illness in the herd.
  • Fencing walk-throughs: Spot downed lines or broken gates where stock might escape.
  • Feed monitoring: Ensure adequate forage or supplemental feed availability.
  • Calving season: Requires multiple daily checks to assist newborns and mothers.
  • Extreme weather: Freezing winter or dry summer conditions demand frequent emergency checks.

Clayton does none of this except pose for fake “mending the fence” videos for his campaign.

Speaking of the “calving season” mentioned above, I thought it was a bit weird to see this in the middle of August in the scorching heat. So I consulted Google once again, since I am not a rancher and never falsely claim to be one (unlike Clayton):

So basically, he allowed this to happen at the absolute worst time of the year. This week has been the hottest so far and will continue another week. Poor little guy. Poor stressed mamma cow. What a stupid bastard Clayton is for allowing this to happen!

Just kidding – we all know Clayton didn’t “allow” anything to happen. He’s not in control of the animals or the “ranch.” Nobody is. It’s a big menagerie of neglected and terrified animals wandering around getting eaten by coyotes and dying of parasites while Clayton shows up once in a while to make videos and photos of cute babies to post on Facebook and Twitter data centers.

But it doesn’t’ matter if the animals make it to adulthood because he doesn’t sell anything. He just names the babies and takes pictures. They are not a way to make a living, they are an accessory. He’s like a quasi-retarded 20-something rich chick with a chihuahua in her purse that he carries around to show off but then at home it shits all over the place and is neglected constantly. Then dies because he didn’t feed it. He was too busy out partying at Whataburger with Baby Beluga.

That time Clayton lost his neglected goats and blamed KIDnappers!

Then he names the pet animals that manage to survive and tells us he would never eat them – just like every rancher does!

Taking pictures and then using them for grifting money off of old ladies pays WAY better than mini cows anyways! Seeing as this is only the second mini cow calf born there in the last 18 months AND the first one is STILL FOR SALE according to his abandoned website…

So to recap everything he has admitting to here and in the past:

Admits repeatedly he’s never at the ‘ranch.’
Admits he seems to kill an inordinate number of his animals.
Doesn’t eat the “beef” he raises – they are too cute.
Names every animal born out there – like a little girl naming her dolls.
Shocked to see calf in August
Makes mom and baby calf suffer in mid-August heat
Uploads videos of poor animals to Instagram data centers to be stored in perpetuity.

Does that about cover it? I think it does. Verdict: fake rancher dummy.

A socialist clown had a wish:
That someday he’d be Ag Commish
He took up fake farming
(His lies are alarming)
His whole story stinks like dead fish

No, This Won’t Be A Debate. It Will Be A Clown In A Cowboy Costume Telling His Usual Lies Unchallenged.

The unemployed socialist who lives with his parents at age 35 is trumpeting a “debate” this Sunday….

Notice anything? There are six people on there who actually CAN affect laws if they win the office they are seeking. They are going into city government or the state legislature and can actually change things by passing legislation.

Ag Commissioner? Cannot do a DAMN THING about data centers. NOTHING. Neither Nate nor Comrade Clayton should even be invited to this thing. It’s a waste of time and all it does is lend credibility to Clayton’s long-running lie that he can somehow “stop” data centers. HE CANNOT. They may as well invite them both to a debate about how many Starlink satellites should be allowed into orbit. They have the exact same say in that issue – NONE!

[I directly messaged Julie and asked her this very question. She was too chickenshit to answer me. So basically this is just a circus with a Chinese ringleader.]

So why is Clayton being included in this? Well, because the chick behind it is a far-left Chinese activist with her fist up Clayton’s well-worn and heavily-traveled anus….

The “debate” moderator who has been licking Clayton’s balls for months on end now. I’m sure it’ll be a fair “debate.”

The Chinese chick with her hand up the ventriloquist’s dummy’s ass is Julie Waters. The irony is that if you go to her Facebook page, she probably posts about five terabytes of photos and videos every week. It’s non-stop. But she apparently doesn’t see the issue with that. She’s just another hysterical, clueless dame who throws a bunch of filters on her photo and calls herself a “model” LOL! I have zero doubt she wore a covid mask in her car by herself and got three Covid boosters too. She seems that stupid.

The AOC school of dentistry!

I have it on very good authority that Nate is not going to bother with this charade. Nor should he. It won’t be a debate at all. It will be a clown in a rancher costume spewing nonsense like “data centers cause stillbirths in cows!” and other assorted dipshittery.

Then Comrade Clayton will get all over social media and trumpet that fact that “Nate Sheets didn’t show to the ‘debate’ and must love data centers” like a douchebag.

It’s a shame that all of these events are 3.5 hours from my house because I would LOVE to go heckle that asshole. Here are some things I would tell the crowd:

Clayton Tucker can’t do a damn thing about data centers. He’s a grifter and bum. I live in his town and have seen his lies and shenanigans for six years now.

Clayton Tucker is 35 years old and still lives with his parents. If you elect this moron, you won’t get any less data centers because of him but you WILL get a totally incompetent socialist boob running a billion-dollar department.

You won’t stop a single data center from being built but you WILL get a Bernie Sanders apostle who has never managed ONE employee but is now in charge of 650 of them. You WILL get a life-long failure with a child-like brain in charge of the SECOND BIGGEST Ag department in the United States. You may as well let a 8th grade girl run the show. She knows as much as Comrade Clayton about running anything.

You WILL get a nitwit in a ranching costume who has been 100% wrong about every single issue he has yammered about over the last decade. You WILL get a panicky moron who has zero experience in anything and thinks money grows on trees.

Oh, and in case you still don’t believe who this imbecile’s most ardent supporters are, I repeat that it is 80% stupid, lonely old liberal ladies who have nothing better to do and who suck at math, logic and common sense. Guess who popped up in Julie Water’s Facebook feed gushing over Comrade Clayton the unemployed socialist grifter?

None other than Potato Head Fitzharris herself! Hey Potato Head, why don’t you sell your house already and get the F*CK out of my state. Scurry on back to Oregon with your green-haired commie loser kid.

Unemployed Socialist AI Crusader Uses AI AGAIN To Post On Social Media. Accidentally Admits He’s Not A Landowner.

No surprises here. He has lied about everything else in his life – his occupation, his credentials, his past – so why not have AI make your posts for you, too? After all, it’s not like the kid with the $80,000 college degree can write or spell for shit anyways. He once thought he BAILED hay on his grandpa’s land back in the 1990s! BAHAHAHAHA! He even wrote it on HIS OWN WEBSITE!! LOL.

Nothing has changed: still pretending to be a rancher and living with mom. Dork.

Here is the latest AI masterpiece:

All you have to do is copy and paste this crap into an AI detector and viola:

Of course, somebody in his comment section with a brain pointed out that NOBODY has more incentive to take care of their land than the ranchers and farmers who actually OWN the land. Once again, Clayton outed himself as a non-rancher and non-property-owner by not realizing that in the first place!

See how he (or rather, the idiot running his social media) quickly backpedals from his mistake? LOL. “Oh, I know YOU are taking great care of it! So I’ll change the subject entirely and say the words ‘data center’ again like a retarded parrot. Just like I repeat the words ‘monopoly’ and ‘big wigs’ over and over.

#1 – data centers aren’t “taking over” anything. People are selling their land for money. Usually a LOT of money. Clayton Tucker would do the EXACT same thing if he actually owned any land and had the chance. We already know he’s a hypocrite because he is using AI to write his posts! In Texas, you can sell your land to whomever you want.

Over the last 6 or 7 years out here where I live, a lot of large ranches have been sold to developers and now they are covered with 100 or 200 houses filled up with idiots from Austin and New York. They’re clogging up my roads and bringing their shitlib retard ideas to my area. You think I like THAT?? I assure, I do not. But I have no say in the matter. All I can do is blow up Tannerite to annoy them and put LIBERALS SUCK signs all over my fence on the road. That’s life. Suck it up, buttercup. Hell, maybe in 20 years I’ll sell my acreage to some stupid asshole from Austin for 3x what it’s worth and move to another red state devoid of libtards.

#2 – data centers aren’t covering “great portions” of Texas or Texas farmlands. I already went over the numbers on this. There are 127 million acres of Texas farmland – even if data centers “took over” 200,000 of that (they aren’t) that would STILL be 99.84% of farmland available.

Solar panel farms – which Clayton LOVES and wants more of – currently cover 500,000 acres of Texas land. FAR more than any possible data center coverage. If you took EVERY data center in Texas right now, they would all fit into a space of 16 square miles. Texas is 268,000 square miles.

So currently, 0.0060% of Texas is “taken over” by data centers. LOL. That means 99.994% of TExas is UNTOUCHED by data centers.

But please, Comrade! Tell me again how “great portions” of Texas is being “stolen” by data centers as you use AI to write your posts and put 1,000 videos on Facebook data centers, you massive twat.