“I’m A Hunter Too!” Says The Compulsive Liar Who Wanted To Ban “Assault” Rifles.

I was waiting for this one with bated breath today.

I wondered how the doughy, commie pussy who has NEVER in the last 15 years mentioned hunting ONCE on his many social media feeds was going to handle the opening of dove season now that he is pretending to be a church-going, God-fearing, outdoorsman rural dude who deserves your vote. I had images of Clayton’s hero Tim Walz struggling to load a shotgun and then blowing his foot off.

I’m guessing he didn’t even KNOW it was dove season until his opponent posted this picture. I also underestimated just how low Clayton would go with his lies.

I even suggested to the Nate Sheets camp a few weeks ago that they invite Clayton on a dove hunt so he could embarrass himself on film.

Clayton knew better than to stage his own dove hunt because he is 100% sure he would fuck something up – and he’s correct. I’ve caught him doing so dozens of times on these very pages (calling a nut a bolt, telling us he ‘bails’ hay, using a wrench incorrectly, etc, etc). So he decided to pussy out and tell us he’d LOVE to hunt but he is just too darn busy saving the world from data centers (which he has ZERO power to do, by the way)

He is ALSO making up yet another lie about data centers and telling us that a few dozen buildings housing computer chips will possibly wipe out Texas’s entire population of 40 or 50 million doves. MORON!! Guess I’ll add that to the list, too.

Here are the FACTS:

Clayton is NOT a hunter. I challenge him to post ONE SINGLE PHOTO from the last 10 years of him hunting. Or even a MENTION of going hunting on his many social media sites. Surely, the clown who records EVERYTHING he does for his social media has ONE photo or post about a dove hunt.

Not only is he NOT a hunter of ANY kind, he worked actively to get “assault rifles” banned in Texas. Here is the link:

Lampasas County Democratic Chairman Clayton Tucker Lies In Local Newspaper About Being Pro Second Amendment

I don’t give a shit if he’s a hunter or not, personally. That’s the least of his problems. He’s an America-hating commie scumbag, so whether or not he hunts is a minor issue in the grand scheme of his many faults and shortcomings as a human.

But to go out there and LIE so brazenly when I know 100% for a FACT he is NOT a hunter, is sickening. It shows you that he has ZERO ethics, shame or moral guardrails when it comes to ANYTHING. He’s a compulsive liar and a giant sack of shit – as I have been saying for over six years now. He just keeps proving me right.

Here is a comprehensive list of everything Clayton Tucker has blamed on data centers – every one of them is a massive, easily-disproved lie:

Dove population will be wiped out
Heart murmurs in children
Stillbirths in cows and goats (and maybe humans!)
Early-onset dementia
Wildlife destruction
“Heavy metal toxins” in wells
Ear aches in children
Cattle breeding disruption due to light pollution
Doubling of electricity rates
“Jacking up” of water bills
“Destroying” water so that is just disappears forever
Violating his made-up law of “quiet enjoyment”
Making noises that can be heard five miles away
Creating massive heat domes that can be felt five miles away

Classic Tucker Fluff And Puffery.

“Wait, you want me to talk intelligently about actual Ag Commissioner stuff? I’d really rather talk about data centers and spout cliches. Let me distract you with a cute baby goat that isn’t even mine!”

The sad thing is that for 80% of old female shitlib voters, a cute baby goat is enough to convince them to vote for this fraud. That is the full extent of their ‘analysis’ of the race.

Fort Worth Star-Telegram Calls Clayton Tucker A Liar. In Print!

About time there was an ounce of honesty thrown into the data center hysteria. A hysteria that morons like Clayton Tucker are fomenting with non-stop lies and propaganda.

Comrade Clayton drove to YET ANOTHER “town hall” to hear himself talk, be a media whore and take up the time of the citizens who actually live there.

Remember: Ag Commissioner has ZERO POWER over data centers or water issues. This is LITERALLY all he does now. He drives from town hall to town hall and uses his allotted three minutes (which everyone gets) to tell outrageous bullshit stories. THAT is his “campaign” now. It doesn’t get more slimy than that.

But one newspaper finally called the fake rancher out. To wit:

Some voiced viral theories, like a common social media story stating that a Texas farmer’s calves were stillborn after the development of a nearby data center. Texas Agriculture Commissioner candidate Clayton Tucker has said that he was told the story by a cattle farmer, but the claim has not been independently verified.

Yes we know. It’s a MASSIVE lie and made-up bullshit he has been telling for months and KEEPS telling in order to raise money.

That’s Clayton Tucker the scumbag through and through: tell an outrageous lie about a ‘problem’ he has no power to fix anyways and then grift money off of scared old ladies with it. What a piece of shit.

Grandpa Howard must be spinning in his grave. Clayton brings disgrace to his entire ancestral line.

P.S. I heard Clayton went to the ER for a gerbil stuffed in his anus!

The REAL Clayton Tucker: Spoiled Trust Fund Dork In A Ball Cap Stumping For Commies.

All the septuagenarian suckers who have just been introduced to Clayton Tucker “the humble, church-going rancher” in the last eight months are victims of a humongous and brazen lie.

No, he hasn’t “worked the land” his whole life. He was an only child who grew up in urban Georgetown and played the tuba. Dad worked for aerospace companies – as he has admitted in newspaper articles.

Dad is an “engineer by trade” and has a side hobby of restoring old Pontiacs. Not a rancher.

They are just one of thousands of families around here who have acreage and a few animals. That does NOT make you a “rancher.” I have acreage myself and have owned pigs, goats, etc for over 13 years. I would NEVER call myself a rancher. A rancher busts his ass and feeds people and deals with a REAL business.

Idiots who live in Dallas and Austin have no clue about that difference.

The Tuckers are not ranchers. Sorry, but it’s true. It’s a minor hobby like having some pets. Doesn’t pay the bills. Tucker HIMSELF admits on his abandoned website that he likes the animals for the property tax breaks.

No, he doesn’t understand the “business” of agriculture because he has never run a ranch for profit, only for a small hobby while taking pictures of goats on grandma’s land.

No, he is not schooled in agriculture, he was a poli sci major and didn’t even bother registering the “multi-generational family ranch” as a corporation until December of 2023.

He has never had a single employee. His website hasn’t been touched in nearly two years – the SAME single sad mini cow is STILL for sale over a year later!

Here is the REAL Clayton Tucker. The one who existed from from birth up until about 18 months ago when he decided he wanted to run for office AGAIN (he has run and failed three times already). That’s his REAL ‘job’: running for office every two years. ANY office.

Not a water researcher either. Another massive lie.

Oh and he was BIG TIME into the stupid pronoun thing. The INSTANT he decided to run for Ag Commissioner, he erased all that and hid his true colors.

THIS is what he did in the springtime: not “bailing” hay but walking the pavement knocking on doors and backing far-left nutjobs like Jonathan Hildebrand and Sandra Blankenship.

Sandra’s genius plan was (1) give a TON more money to the failed government-run school system (2) tax the living daylights out of fossil fuels and (3) give a TON more money to wind power and solar panels. Clayton has been on board with all of that for 35 years. He’s just hiding it from you until November 4th.

Resume of a loser political junkie and poli sci major. NOT a rancher.

You have been bamboozled. The socialist scumbag will say ANYTHING and stoop as low as he has to to get his hands on a little power. He’s a bitter, envious, failed loser. Nothing more.

He’s Mamdani without the money.
He’s Beto without the height and family connections.
He’s Bernie without the stupid accent.

Full-on Bernie Sanders geek and gaytard. NOT a rancher.

Keith McBurnett, The Scumbag Who Ran Burnet ISD Into The Ground, Now Sucking Fresh Tit As Assistant City Manager.

I just love seeing stuff like this as I pay outrageous taxes here in Burnet county.

Do you know how bad you have to be to get D and F ratings by today’s ridiculously watered down standards? It’s pathetic.

Keith McBurnett was the clown who served as school Superintendent for the last 12 years or so and oversaw this disaster. The name might ring a bell with long-time readers here because I took multiple shits on his head six years ago during Covid. Yeah, he was one of those Covidiots:

Keith McBurnett, Superintendent Of Burnet CISD, Is a Wildly Overpaid, Opportunistic, Worm-Filled Turd. (December 2020)

So the guy WAS a useless, overpaid turd after all., Gee, how did I ever call THAT one. He got paid $227,000 per year to run the school system into the ground.

Then he “retires” — but not really! You see, NOW he is the Assistant City Manager for Burnet! I have no clue what he’s pulling down but the MANAGER makes an obscene $180,000 per year, so you can bet this moron will be pulling in $140k or so. The numbers aren’t available yet.

Look at this smarmy, useless scumbag and his shit-eating, parasitic grin:

What a piece of shit. He also happens to look like the would-be pedophile school principal in Mindhunters who liked tickling little kids feet.

You know I’m right!!

Dear Dummies Protesting Data Centers In Wichita Falls, Texas:

Here is some soothing math and some calming facts for you bawling crybabies to suck on like a pacifier so you don’t all have an aneurysm over a building with a bunch of air-conditioners on it:

Wichita Falls gets their water from three sources: Lake Arrowhead, Lake Kemp and Lake Kickapoo.

If you look at their CURRENT water levels, you can see (if you are smart enough to do the simple math) that they hold about 107 BILLION gallons as of today, August 26th. That works out to over ONE MILLION GALLONS per citizen of Wichita Falls.

That’s a LOT. Please stop shitting yourself over water.

Furthermore, I’m sure you dunces are completely unaware that one of your biggest employers is a company called Vitro. They employ almost 1,000 people. Vitro is a Mexican glass manufacturer. Do you know what takes a TON of water to manufacture?

Glass.

That plant uses about 52 million gallons per year. Are you all out there walking around with signs yelling about THAT? Did you even have a clue that there was a plant using that much water in your city? No, you didn’t. Because you are dummies who are only lathered up by the latest shiny thing put in front of your noses and magnified in social media echo chambers.

Did you know you have ANOTHER big company in your town called Arconic? They ALSO employ over 1,000 people. Arconic manufactures precision aerospace and industrial gas turbine castings, specifically jet-engine blades and vanes at its facility in Wichita Falls

Do you know what takes a TON of water to operate? The foundry cooling and quenching process as those items are manufactured.

Guess what? There is ZERO information published on how much water Arconic “steals” from your city every year. So why don’t you run over there with your pitchforks and torches and DEMAND they be more transparent, like you do non-stop with the data centers? Why don’t you accuse them of being thieving “big wigs” out to steal everyone’s water? Why don’t you crucify THEM at a stupid town hall “debate” run by a Chinese clown in a dress?

Because you didn’t even know that company existed and used a ton of water before I told you just now. It’s also not being magnified in a social media echo chamber and passed around by dim-witted liberal housewives with nothing better to do than daydream that they are crusading against evil in a Netflix movie like Erin Brokovich or something.

Maybe take a step back and realize how retarded you all are and how little you know about how the real business world works. Then go on back to the kitchen and bake some pies for your hard-working husbands for when they get home from the Vitro and Arconic plants.

Firefighter Is To Clayton Tucker As Hercules Is To…

Remember those SAT questions that asked you to fill in the comparable analogy? Such as:

Glove is to hand as sock is to…

Mitten
Foot
Head
Shoe

That was my favorite part of the SAT because it was so ridiculously easy. You had to be a retard or a far-left democrat to miss a single one of those.

Well, I’ve got one for you. Yesterday Clayton made sure to politicize the wildfires up in Palo Pinto county by talking about himself. I’m actually shocked he didn’t try to blame the fires on data centers. You know, because they are so hot you can feel them five miles away.

But he DID make sure to tell his oft-repeated lie about a 6-year-old Clayton Tucker and his “paw paw” fighting fires 29 years ago because “neighbors help neighbors.”

Yeah, Clayton is just like those firefighters out there in Palo Pinto county! The imaginary tiny fire he lies about putting out as a small child is practically the same thing! Let’s do an SAT analogy for the occasion!

Firefighter is to Clayton Tucker as Hercules is to:

Nematode
Liberace
Mosquito
Ball of shit rolled by dung beetle

Give up? Well, it’s a trick question. They’re ALL correct!

Oh, also Clayton wants you to know he dropped off a couple bottle of water. That should make the difference in the huge firefight. Be sure to praise him in the comments section as he signals his virtue.

He ALSO said he’s going to make some donations. Not him personally, mind you, but the campaign money he grifted off of stupid old ladies all year.

Of course, he said that last July about the flood victims and he NEVER donated a single penny. You can check for yourself by looking at his campaign expenditures in July and August of last year. Just another grift.

It’s hilarious how he’s 35 years old and just discovered charity yesterday. He’s all “wow! This is people helping people and stuff! Amazing!” as if most of America doesn’t do things like this every single day. They also don’t trumpet it all over social media like Clayton, but whatever.

Conservatives are far more charitable than liberals.

Of course Clayton has a long history of LYING about donating to causes (flood victims, school lunch debt, etc) but he’s not so good at actually WRITING the check. Typical scumbag socialist: loves spending other people’s stolen money but a total cheapskate when it comes to opening his own wallet.

Stupid Woman Gets The Fuse Lit On Her Tampon. Cannot Answer Simple Question. Runs Away Like Weakling.

This exchange is from the earlier post where far-left Chinese activist Julie Waters acts surprised that all of her (and Clayton Tucker’s) rhetoric, lies and propaganda whipped the mob into such a frenzy over data centers.

She wants data centers gone SO badly, that she spends her days posting dumb crap all over Facebook data centers. LOL.

She’s SO ANGRY about SO MANY data center injustices that she is unable to list even ONE thing that has set her off. This is supposedly her BIG ISSUE and she cannot elucidate even a single concern of hers. That is laughable. I can guarantee you that if you scroll back too the year 2020 on her Facebook page, it is covered with stupid filters like “Say Home! Save Lives! and has her wearing a mask until summer of 2022.

This is the epitome of the hysterical, irrational woman and it’s why they should have never been given the vote. This is a carbon copy of Stephanie Fitzharris, Julie Cain Landrum, and every other dummy shitlib woman in the country.

This is how they are with EVERY subject: letting in illegal invaders, showing ID to vote, Covid masks, George Floyd being a martyr instead of a dirtbag criminal, all of it. They are totally incapable of looking at facts and making an informed, rational decision. Therefore, they should be left out of the discussion and put into a padded cell.

Embarrassing.

Lying Assholes Like Clayton Tucker Are Inciting Violence Over Data Centers With Their Ridiculous Propaganda.

This doesn’t surprise me one bit.

Of course, the Chinese twat Julie Waters acts all surprised and offended by this behavior, but it is because of HER and scumbags like Clayton Tucker running around telling everyone their power bills are going to double (among other outrageous lies) that people are irrationally enraged and lashing out.

I already talked about this last week when my data center contact told me that neighbors of construction guys were harassing them over their data center work.

The Chinese agitator and shit-stirrer Julie Waters also said:

The people came after James Frank with a pitchfork. And if you don’t believe me, go watch the live on my Facebook. It will be there for 30 days. The brutal tongue lashing came at the 4:30pm mark and the live started at 3pm.

Tonight‘s debate shows how upset the people of Wichita Falls are about data centers. They don’t feel heard. It’s probably a good thing Mayor Tim Short didn’t come as well (he had a prior commitment). The crowd would have eaten him alive.

I can almost picture this bitch rubbing her hands together gleefully as she says “they would have eatien him alive!”

The comments were filled with (mostly shitlib female) clowns like this spewing totally irrational venom:

We already have 4,000 of them and they are crucial to modern life, but sure – it’ll be the “end of America” you MORON woman.

I’ve said it for months and I’ll say it again: this is just like Covid and it’s 80% irrational shitlib females (and beta pussies like Tucker) working themselves into a lather over a pile of preposterous lies being told.

If you were to try and sit down and ask one of these hysterical females what they are so worried about, they would say one or more of the following propaganda points:

My electric bill is going to double! (LIE)
My water is going to disappear! (LIE)
It’s going to hurt my health! (LIE)
It’s going to use up all the farmland! (LIE)

These are ALL lies that Comrade Clayton has repeated non-stop (plus others) in his quest to grift money off of old ladies, and now they have totally lost their minds.

You could sit these morons down and SHOW them that every single one of their beliefs is based on bullshit, but it won’t do a damn bit of good. They are operating on feelings and emotion. A mob of deluded chimps running around tearing up their own assholes.

When the violence starts, shit-stirring dummies like Clayton Tucker should be hauled to jail for their part in it.