Seriously, How Cheap Do You Want It To Be??

“Healthy food is too expensive!” says the unemployed slob who blows $16 per pound of shitmeat at Whataburger while at the same time claiming falsely to be a “rancher.”

Funny, because I was at HEB yesterday and saw peaches on sale for $1.87 per POUND.

Coincidentally, that is the same price I saw for a dozen eggs recently as well!

Then I bought a rotisserie chicken. It was $7.

When you think about that, it is truly insane. Somebody had to raise that bird from a chick, feed it, make sure it lived, butcher it, pluck it, transport it and cook it then package it in a nice little plastic bubble thing for me to take home. ALL THAT was only $7. I mean, what more do you want, you whiny bum?

Unlike Clayton, I HAVE raised chickens and butchered them. I HAVE produced eggs for 14 years now. I HAVE planted about 20 peach trees and take care of them with mulching, pruning, fertilizing, watering, etc. It’s a lot of shitty work. Yet I can somehow walk into HEB and buy a tasty cooked bird, a dozen eggs and a pound of peaches all for around $11.

ELEVEN DOLLARS!!! You can walk into McDonald’s tomorrow and get a job that pays more than that per hour. You bum.

That chicken says it is 11 servings of 170 calories each – which means 1,870 calories total. That is MORE than enough to feed Clayton Tucker for an entire day!

Then you can take that carcass, throw it in a pot of water and boil it for a few hours with some onions (cheap as shit or grow yourself) and carrots (also cheap as shit or grow yourself) and make a nice healthy soup on top of it all!

We have it SO GOOD in this country and socialist scumbags like Clayton Tucker do nothing but complain about everything. I will offer ONCE AGAIN to buy you a one-way ticket to Venezuela or Cuba any time you want so you can experience the awesomeness of commie governments first-hand. You spoiled little twat.

Corpus Christi Lake Now 91.4% Full. We Are Awaiting Apology From Unemployed, Fake Farmer Dummy.

Of all the things she’s been wrong about, Lady Clayton will wear this egg on her face forever.

She panicked when Lake CC was down to 8% – apparently forgetting that April, May and June are rainy months. You’d think a farmer would know that. From the day he lied about standing in the middle of a “dead” lake, the level has done nothing but shoot straight up over 1000%! LOL.

Oh that reminds me, with all the news now flying around ab out what a lying, demonic sack of shit Fauci is and the whole evil miscarriage thing – I’ll be rolling out a reminder that Clayton was 1000% onboard with ALL that Covid shit. He masked outside. He masked in his car by himself. He ran out and got the shitpoison “vaccine” over a bad cold virus. He screamed and yelled when Abbott wanted to reopen in July of 2020. He demanded schools stay closed another year and kids learn from home.

ALL of it. He was a neo-maxi Covidiot Extrodinaire.

Moron.

Cosplay Rancher Clayton Tucker Pretends Not To Remember That A REAL Rancher Walked Right Into Lampasas And Provided Beef For School Kids While He Stood There With His Dick In His Hand.

Just more retardation and history rewrites from the King Of Compulsive Liars, Clayton Tucker….

A normal person might ask this douchebag “hey wait a minute! YOU claim to be a 5th generation rancher with operations in Lampasas! Why didn’t YOU step up and provide beef to the poor, starving children??”

Why, indeed. Well, for starters, he isn’t a real rancher. He’s a lazy bum who re-tweets Bernie Sanders and Gene Wu all day long from mom’s upstairs bedroom.

A REAL rancher had to come riding into Lampasas and cuck this dildo fake rancher for all to see! Here was the headline after the Tucker Family’s failed RX Ranch didn’t come through for the kids:

REAL Rancher Barnard Beef To Supply Beef To Lampasas Schools. Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Still Has No Website Eight Months After Promising One.

That was TWO YEARS AGO! He knows damn good and well that there are plenty of REAL Texas ranchers providing beef to the kiddies. It takes some serious chutzpah to get up there and (1) demand something that is already happening just to try and score political points and (2) is in an industry he is SUPPOSEDLY involved in, but he just sat there with his thumb up his ass in failure while a REAL rancher came in and got it done.

LOL. What an embarrassment this child is. The entire Tucker family should cringe in shame every time he opens his mouth about shit like this. Not only is he a massive failure, he stands there and lies about it as well. Pathetic on so many levels.

My Thesis Confirmed: Clayton Tucker Can’t Afford Groceries Because He Is A Lazy, Unemployed Bum.

Pretty simple thesis: when you are a lazy bum who lives with mom and refuses to get a job, then groceries are going to be really expensive. So is everything else, because you are a broke-ass bum with lint in his pockets.

I have made that point REPEATEDLY on these very pages.

Unemployed, Broke Socialist Bastard Clayton Tucker Whines About Food Prices.

A chart I ran across yesterday shows it nicely:

Clayton graduated from college (cost to mom $80,000!) WAAAAYYY back in 2013! He choose to spend the next 13 years jerking off on Facebook and Twitter complaining about how unfair life is instead of finding work and planning for the future. He was even gifted a supposedly working ranch and FOUR generations of ranching knowledge as well! But he STILL refused to lift a finger and make a living at anything.

MOST people spend ages 25 to 35 building a career and moving up the ladder. I sure did. I graduated two months early and already had a job by the time my fellow students went to college graduation ceremony. Do you know how brutal it was those last two months when everyone in my fraternity house was up until 2am getting drunk and I had to be up at 5:30am to take the train into the city?? Pretty brutal.

Clayton choose to be a goldbricking bum and grasshopper that entire time – and now winter is coming. If he had any kind of career, his wages would easily keep up with the rising costs of food. But he doesn’t. So he whines like a sad twat.

The people who are REALLY getting fucked are those who are retired. They no longer have a wage that can increase with prices. They are stuck with shitty social security (invented by Clayton’s hero FDR) which pretends inflation is half of what it really is. They don’t have a choice. Clayton had a choice 13 years ago and he made the wrong choice. Now he just whines on social media all day long like a megapussy. Very sad.

[Note to the youngsters out there: make SURE to save some of your income in the form of silver and gold or other similar hard assets. The government will continue to debase the fiat currency to fund all the fraud and welfare in our economy.]

Clayton Tucker’s Commie Propaganda.

“Corporate big wigs! Monopolies! Corporate big wigs! Monopolies!”

How many thousand times has Comrade Clayton repeated those lies? But that’s how propaganda works. You tell a huge lie and then repeat it a few thousand times and all the weak-minded shitlibs like Stephanie Fitzharris and other senile old ladies start believing it’s gospel:

“AI is going to double your power bill” is a prime example. It’s a complete and total bullshit lie. But it has been repeated enough time by morons that 30% of the population now believes it. They did the same thing with the Jan 6th “insurrection” and also with “pandemic of the unvaccinated” – Comrade Clayton the useful idiot parroted both of those as well.

The fact is that YouTube (which Clayton Tucker LOVES and watches for hours on end by his own admission), Zoom (which Clayton ALSO uses extensively) and Netflix are FAR worse for the environment than AI:

Comrade Clayton also has the dummies believing that some phantom corporate monopolies are gouging you at the supermarket. That the “family farm” is disappearing.

ALL LIES:

In fact, Clayton’s fake farm (RX Ranch) is just a signed piece of paper forming an LLC – a limited liability CORPORATION!!! The dumb shit is technically the agent for a CORPORATE farm. Granted, they make zero money and it is all for show as he runs for Ag Commissioner and tries to trick the city slickers, but it is STILL counted as a “corporate farm.” LOL. What a maroon.

This socialist goatwanker knows how to do ONE thing – that is make up a huge lie and repeat is 1000 times until his dummy followers believe it is gospel. This is yet another reason we need to repeal the 19th Amendment.

Socialist Dummy Who Is Supposedly A Rancher Chooses To Buy Whataburger Shitmeat For $16 Per Pound.

Clayton was being interviewed by a “guy” who is even shorter and more gay than he is, if you can believe it. During the interview, he was asked what his “go to order” is at Whataburger. This is likely a scripted softball question because I have ridiculed him mercilessly for complaining about “big corporate unhealthy food” while he drives around stuffing his fat face with Whataburger, Taco Bell and Panda Express:

In this interview, Clayton claims he “doesn’t eat bread” and just chooses to eat the 7 ounces of meat with the chemical-laden condiments on it. LOL. His burger costs $7 and he gets 7 ounces of meat loaded with sodium and fats. For the math dummies like Stephanie Fitzharris, that works out to $16 per pound. I think I paid $5.30 per pound of the good stuff at M&M recently.

Here are some of the chemicals listed for Whataburger condiments:

Alum, calcium chloride, natural flavoring, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate (preservatives), oleoresin turmeric & yellow #5 (colors), polysorbate 80 (emulsifier).

I would think that if you were a REAL rancher, you’d just grab a pound of your own home-grown beef for WAY less than $16 per pound and eat that instead of paying about 250% MORE for fast-food shit that is loaded with tons of sodium and other crap.

Unfortunately, Clayton is not a real rancher. He’s an unemployed bum who lives with his parents and takes pictures of goats on his grandpa’s land every now and then. He also doesn’t care if he pays 250% more for fast-food meat because it’s not his money. It’s campaign money that he grifted off of lonely, deluded old ladies.

Then he goes on to lament that “we” have traded quality for convenience….

(Of course, if shitlibs like Clayton didn’t promote high taxes and force more women into the workforce to stay afloat, they could be home cooking healthy meals for their kids. Clayton has never had a real job OR kids so he thinks everyone just lollygags around all day yapping about socialism with tons of time on their hands – because that’s all he’s done his entire life!)

You can easily go to ANY store and buy lots of “healthy” food for practically nothing. Some people do that, but a hell of a lot more people DON’T do that. It’s quite simple: the morbidly obese slobs who refuse to eat healthy simply like the taste of cheeseburgers more than kale. I don’t blame them. I like cheeseburgers more than kale too.

See, this is America. If you want to eat yourself into an early grave, like Bruce Haywood is doing, then that’s your right. Unfortunately, I end up paying for the fat slobs because they are mostly on Medicaid and Medicare. But CLAYTON wants to tell EVERYONE what to eat – even though he is just as guilty as Bruce Haywood when it comes to eating shit.

Bruce made a choice. A very bad one, but this is America.

Clayton could start a garden and eat all the veggies he wants. But he’s never even done that! He wants to dictate the ENTIRE food system for every person in Texas, but he’s too fucking lazy to grow a SINGLE vegetable himself. That requires effort and sweat and getting your hands dirty. The fake farmer HATES all three of those, so he’ll just go on Facebook and sit on his ass and chide everyone else about their diets.

This means he is a hypocrite and a scumbag and EVERYTHING that comes out of his filthy commie mouth carries zero weight.

Clayton The Communist Capon Concerned Over Country Road Camera.

Flock cameras are Clayton’s new shiny object to obsess and worry over instead of getting a job and moving out of mom’s house….

I am definitely no fan of Big Brother but a camera mounted on a pole is the least of your worries. Clayton is now clutching his pearls over “privacy issues” but he completely ignores:

#1 – Project Bumblehive in Utah – an Obama-era massive data center run by the NSA to spy on everything you do. You think a camera on a post in the middle of the countryside is bad? NSA can listen to your phone calls, read your emails and sift through all your financial records (IRS can do that, too). Clayton doesn’t care about that.

#2 – Random DUI checkpoints and civil asset forfeiture. Clayton says we shouldn’t lose our rights when we get behind the wheel. Where was he during the DUI checkpoint lawsuits violating the 4th Amendment? He was in China fondling little boys. Clayton didn’t care about that, either.

#3 – Morons like Clayton post massive amounts of information on THEIR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. You are literally an on-line exhibitionist and you’re now acting offended by a camera out on a county road.

#4 – There are probably hundreds of Ring doorbell cams in Clayton’s neighborhood alone – capturing everything you do. Is Clayton going to cry about that, too? Pussy.

#5 – There are tens of millions of Alexas listening to everything you do. And you PAID to have one in your house! LOL.

#6 – Your cell phone is with you every hour of every day – you willingly do that. You can ALREADY be easily tracked since the smart phone got big in 2009 – you have ALREADY been tracked for 17 years and are too dumb to realize it. Clayton also paid $1500 for his Apple-made tracking device he freely carries everywhere.

Moron.

So please – spare us the hysteria over a fucking camera on a power pole out on E FM Bumblefuck Road. You clown.

Terry And Howard Tucker Need To Have Their Fuckup Son Kidnapped And Sent To Wilderness Therapy To Make Him A Man.

There are only two ways to explain the pathetic and unaccomplished life of Clayton Tucker – who is 35 years old, unemployed and lives with his parents:

#1 – he REALLY DOES have a brain the size of a lima bean and is a diagnosed, low-functioning retard….

OR

#2 – he has some SERIOUS mental health/anxiety issues and his parents need to take drastic action. This latest phobia proves it beyond a doubt.

Yeah, I’m sure the engineers who have ALREADY laid down 500,000 miles of gas pipelines and 60,000 miles of high voltage lines haven’t thought of this. Only the unemployed pussy caught this problem!

He seems to be finding more and more ridiculous and impossible “disasters” to worry over and I think that’s his excuse to keep living with mommy instead of going out into the world like a normal male.

Think about it! He jumps from one stupid thing to another to worry about constantly: He’s scared of heat waves, CO2, global warming, water running out, electricity grid failure, AI blackmailing him, food disappearing, microplastics, thunderstorms (yes, it’s true), poisoned water, monopolies gouging him non-stop, etc, etc.

He sounds like a scared pussy who has mental problems and is afraid to move out of mom and dad’s house because of all these calamities that might befall him. He’s literally paralyzed with fear of dumb things and thus he stays at home with mommy and the warmth and comfort of her teat:

“Mom! I CAN’T be expected to go out on my own! What about the microplastics! What about AI blackmailing me! No, it’s much safer laying here upon your bosom.”

He’s like that pussy Larry Feegan on South Park who wore a lifejacket every minute of every day IN CASE a huge flood happened. LOL.

Clayton Tucker if he were a South Park character

There’s even a name for it: Etiamophobia

Well, that’s not the EXACT name for it. Etiamophobia is fear of asteroid strikes but Clayton’s scenarios of power lines blowing up pipelines is just as likely.

This moron Poli Sci major ACTUALLY THINKS that huge companies who build (and insure) pipelines and high voltage lines just ignore a well-known and understood phenomenon for some reason. They are perfectly willing to let their pipeline corrode and blow up costing them billions in equipment damage and lawsuits because…they are stupid? Lazy? I don’t know.

Clayton himself is stupid and lazy so perhaps he erroneously thinks everyone else is as well. He ignores the fact that despite 500,000 miles of pipelines and 60,000 miles of high-voltage lines already in existence together for decades his doomsday scenario HAS NEVER HAPPENED YET.

(Also, the Deepwater Horizon was like a mile underwater, you moron. A pipeline on land would be quickly cut off and fixed.)

I know Clayton reads here, so I’m going to give him a NEW phobia to worry about and hopefully break his feeble brain permanently. It’s a scenario that is about 5000 times MORE likely to kill Clayton than this corroded pipeline stupidity.

He should worry WAY more about being at a gas station (which he does constantly as he drives around in circles scaring old ladies with bullshit) and while he’s pumping gas into his blue fagmobile, a Somali or Haitian is at the pump next to him and the dumb third-world fuck lights a cigarette and blows them both up.

THAT is WAY more likely to happen than this moronic scenario he is painting to the old ladies.

Hell, it’s FAR more likely Clayton gets into a fiery fatal car crash on the highway than any of this other stupid shit happens. LOL. THAT would be hilarious.

Notice Anything Different About This Summer?

It’s early August and it’s still not triple-digit temps. There are ZERO hurricanes so far and zero on the horizon. Stillhouse Hollow Lake is 100% full in the middle of the summer. The grid has an extra 40 GIGAWATTS of power pretty much every day. There is no Ebola virus to scare everyone with. Gas prices are coming back down again.

What’s an unemployed, hysterical, panicky socialist retard to do all day?? Oh right. Channel all of his natural ignorance and fear of everything into something new. That something is data centers.

Of course, Clayton Tucker’s DAD works for Firefly Aerospace. Firefly gets MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of tax dollar subsidies to ignite massive amounts of chemicals on fire in the Hill Country with zero ROI for the taxpayer.

But those tax dollars go into Clayton’s dad’s pocket and Clayton still lives with Dad and Mom under their roof and at their expense. So Clayton is fine with THOSE subsidies! Dad buys Clayton pet mini cows and shiny Japanese tractors to sit on for fake photos so he can pretend to be a farmer for the dummy liberals in Austin!

Four Months Ago, Unemployed Moron Assured Us Corpus Was Weeks Away From A Bone Dry Lake. Today, It Is 59% Full – A 637% Increase.

You have to hand it to the socialist Chicken Little and know-nothing bum Clayton Tucker. He’s never just a little bit wrong. He’s always SPECTACULARLY wrong and his panic usually comes at the exact TOP of any imagined crisis he’s freaking out about. He did it with Covid, global warming, egg prices, the electric grid, AI, you name it. Almost the moment he freaks out loudly about something was the moment the opposite happened in a big way.

[As he was freaking out about AI taking over the world, the SOXX and SHM semiconductor indexes hit their highs and rolled over. LOL]

The water situation in Corpus Christi is no exception.

Four months ago, Comrade Clayton lied about standing in the middle of Lake Corpus Christi (it was 45 feet deep at that time) and assured us that they were WEEKS away from all dying of thirst when the lake went dry.

The lake was at 8%. That was the dead-nuts bottom, by the way. I pointed out that April, May and June were dead ahead of us on the calendar and we’d see plenty of replenishing rains – as we always do.

I think he is now like 0-57 on his doom and gloom predictions. He’ll be 0-58 soon enough when Texas electric rates do not end up doubling like he assures the gullible old ladies it will. Electricity rates will make a slow climb upwards at about 2% to 3% a year as they have done for decades.

Any asshole who is THAT wrong THAT many times should be banned from pontificating on social media for five years. NOBODY should take this ass hat seriously at all. The idea that this retard should be in charge of a billion-dollar department and 650 employees is laughable.

It’s incredible he hasn’t just slunk off into the weeds in shame at what an imbecile he has been proven to be time and time again. But as we know, he is a dangerous combination of low IQ and a high opinion of himself that is completely unearned.