Unemployed Socialist Cockroach Clayton Tucker Re-Writes History For The 100th Time.

Oh, now it’s just “guardrails”?

No, you WERE NOT saying anything about data centers back in June of 2025 when you started. You weren’t even talking about it in January of 2026 (see proof below). And you never called for “guardrails,” you scumbag. You have called REPEATEDLY for a “moratorium” and “pause” for “a year or two or three” is what you said at one town hall meeting!

No, here is the REAL history of your campaign…which is easily confirmed by everything you have posted in plain sight for the last 18 months. The fact you are willing to tell brazen lies like this when the truth is so easily researched means that either (1) you have some kind of mental illness to compulsively lie or (2) you think your followers are so incredibly retarded that they have a memory span of about 24 hours. I’m guessing the truth is a combination of those two.

THE REAL HISTORY:

You kicked off your campaign in June of 2025. For the first six months, you were 100% in on “monopolies are making food prices high” and “I have food allergies from all the bad stuff in our food so I’m running for Ag Commissioner.” You LITERALLY said that on YouTube in January of this year.

Here is the video – go to the 1:05:50 mark. It’s all “monopolies, monopolies, price gouging, food allergies” – ZERO MENTION of data centers! HE is asked POINT BLANK why he is running for Ag Commissioner. No data centers to be found! He instead expands on his ridiculous food allergy story about his time in China fondling 5-year-old boys:

[The food allergy answer ITSELF is a huge lie, of course. You can tell by the way he uncomfortably swallows and blinks too much after he makes up that ridiculous story about his “detoxing” in China because U.S. food is just SO awful and unhealthy.]

Your first campaign video (February) ALSO makes ZERO mention of data centers. In fact, you spend the entire video talking about those phantom monopolies again AND bashing Sid Miller non-stop as a corrupt piece of shit. The same Sid Miller whose cock is in your mouth right now!

AGAIN! ZERO mention of data centers or “protecting farmland” or “doubling of electricity rates” or any of the other nonsense you glommed onto later. That’s because you’re a scumbag opportunist and windsock who changes his “principles” on a dime to jump on the latest bandwagon without any critical thinking or research. You are just one of the unthinking, retarded outrage mob. Nothing more. Covid, Ukraine, global warming, wind power, data centers: it doesn’t matter. You just join the mob like a low-IQ pussy.

But please! Tell us some more lies about how you’ve been “fighting data centers” since the first day of you campaign, you weasel.

But then right around late February, an anti-data center hysteria swept social media and took a bunch of old ladies and retarded beta males like Clayton along for the ride. He simply parroted what everyone else was saying AND added his own dozen bullshit lies (stillbirths in cows, heart murmurs in kids, doubling of electric rates, etc). Then later he claimed he invented the entire issue himself. LOL!

Ag Commissioner has ZERO power over anything data center related, but you saw it was getting you WAY more attention than your easily-disprovable “monopoly” and “food allergy” lies. So you stuck with it. Luckily, your followers have the IQ of a turnip so they jumped on board and bought your fraud.

You also never called for “guardrails” – it was STOP and BAN and MORATORIUM FOR YEAR every time you opened your filthy commie mouth.

The rest is history, of course. You then proceeded to use AI to write social media posts, hand $60,000 to Facebook, post hundreds of gay videos to the DATA CENTER servers of Twitter, Facebook and Instagram and make AI generated videos for the next 10 months like the scumbag hypocrite you are.

Oh, and you got in bed with Sid Miller, they guy you called a “corrupt bootlicker” for the first 9 months of your campaign when you thought he’d be your opponent in the primary.

You’re both massive piles of shit.

Dummy Who Has Been Ripping Off Old People By Promising To “Stop AI” Posts Campaign Ad Made With AI.

It literally says at the bottom: Made with AI

If you handed money to this clown and actually thought he was going to “stop AI” then you are an idiot of biblical proportions. If you don’t feel like a complete dumb shit for falling for this kid’s schtick, then I don’t know what to tell you. You’re beyond help.

Hey look! I can use AI too! It took me 5 seconds to make this and I didn’t have to pay a graphic designer or anything! No wonder Clayton uses it over and over and over to make campaign material to raise money to “fight AI!” Makes perfect sense.

Remember: “Clayton Tucker is a commie who has sex with goats” will get you two free drinks!

Local Moron Janet “Crazier” Crozier’s TrashBaby About To Be Smothered In Crib. Another Lampasshole Prediction From Seven Years Ago Proves True: Recycling Center A Total Waste Of Money. Good Riddance.

I have been very focused on keeping our local commie out of power, so I have let a LOT of other stuff slide. Pointing out Clayton Tucker’s lies and bullshit to the world is a pretty heavy workload by itself.

But come November 5th, that will change. I’ll be reading the budgets again and calling out money-wasting clowns in local government once again. Be warned. The Hostess House, the LEDC, and all the rest are in my crosshairs already.

It was only dumb luck I saw this today in the newspaper sitting in the gas station.

I had no clue the City recycling center was closing. Good riddance.

So I asked Google what was going on. Here is the answer:

The City of Lampasas is permanently closing its Citizen Collection Station & Recycle Center at 201 Brown St. on October 31, 2026.

Key Details of the Closure

  • Effective Date: October 31, 2026.
  • What Stops: The city will no longer accept recyclables or construction materials at the Brown Street facility.
  • What Continues: Brush disposal remains available for city residents at no cost (contractors pay $32.00 per load).
  • Reason: City officials noted low resident participation and rising costs associated with running the collection center.

Community Reaction and Petitions

  • Resident Petitions: Janet Crozier, founder of the Lampasas Community Gardens, launched a petition to advocate for a potential curbside recycling alternative.
  • City Surveys: The city has circulated a local trash and recycling service survey to gauge public interest in future waste solutions.
  • Alternative Services: Private waste providers like Republic Services operate in the Lampasas area for general waste and disposal needs.

UNBELIEVABLE!! That DUMMY Crozier just won’t let it go. Never mind that it costs a small fortune, nobody uses it and it does NOTHING for the environment…she wants to waste even MORE money by making it “curbside pickup”! Does this moron have ANY clue how much MORE it would cost to do curbside pickup? Of course not! She’s a retarded lefty who votes for Clayton Tucker and donates to his campaign…she has no math skills or common sense whatsoever! She is a failed “life coach” and thinks that autistic kids are clairvoyant. No, I’m not kidding. Those are actual facts.

She should be banned from opening her mouth about anything.

Good thing they let her on the CIP board a couple years ago. Nothing like a complete and utter chowderhead in the room making million-dollar decisions.

“Circulating surveys to gauge interest”? WHY? You have your answer: nobody ALREADY uses it. THAT is your survey, you morons. Let it go. Let it die.

If I was mayor, I’d circulate a petition to have Crozier, Potato Head Fitzharris and that entire nutjob, lefty moron family deported and sent back to California and Oregon. Absolute idiots, all of them. Seriously. Kick them out of Lampasas already. They are like a pancreatic cancer on the town.

Here is what I said about this program SEVEN YEARS ago:

Village Idiot Channels Greta Thunberg At Council Meeting – Whines For MORE Expensive and Useless Recycling

Climate Change And Recycling Dummies Never Talk About The Other Side Of The Ledger

Do you know where this lunatic Crozier used to live? Austin. You know why she left? Because “it was too expensive.”

So what does the moron do the minute she gets to Lampasas? Why, implement the same stupid shit that is costing Austin a small fortune! Absolute clown show:

Austin Loses Millions On Recycling. All Projections And Predictions Were Wildly Off.

Just throw your trash in the garbage and be done with it. Nobody wants your shitty used mayonnaise jars and used Kleenex, you dumb shit.

“Clayton Tucker Is A Commie Who Has Sex With Goats” – Election Night Watch Party. Come See Hometown Clown And TalaFreako Lose Their Elections.

That’s the phrase to remember.

If you utter that phrase to me on November 3rd at Boots & Bourbon, I’ll hand you TWO tickets for free drinks. That’s right. TWO free drinks on Lampasshole.

I’ll be there from around 6pm until the bitter end. I even got a room at the Best Western because I’ll be in no condition to operate machinery by 11pm.

Today is the first day of Early Voting. Get your ass out there and VOTE. There are thousands of gullible old ladies who have fallen for Clayton Tucker’s “harmless rural dude” persona he invented.

We need every vote to cancel those fools out.

The unemployed poli sci major CANNOT be in charge of the second-largest Ag department in the United States. It simply cannot be allowed. Not only will he waste every penny he gets his grubby, filthy commie hands on – he will fill that department with other incompetent commies and cronies who will infest the department for decades after. They are like ticks. Once they are in, you can never get them out.

Unemployed Poli Sci Major Tries To Blame Family Ranch Failure On “Lack Of Internet” – Demands Government Remedy This. Apparently Too Dumb To Know That There Are At Least FIVE Free-Market Choices For Internet Where He Lives!

Yet more proof that Comrade Clayton reads here constantly. Less than 24 hours after I showed a REAL ranching operation using high tech to compete in the modern world, he posts THIS:

[Wait…21st-century infrastructure? Like DATA CENTERS, you idiot???]

LOL! So the problem is that the GOVERNMENT just hasn’t thrown enough tax dollars at it, right Comrade? It’s not that Comrade Clayton is a know-nothing lazy bum who puts zero effort into the “family ranch.” No, the problem is he just needs some Internet to get the whole operation up and running.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

By ‘invest’ you mean like the $42 BILLION your buddy Biden spent about 6 years ago and which resulted in ZERO Internet hookups? Oh yes. Great idea. We definitely need MORE of that!

The $42 Billion Internet Program That Has Connected ZERO People


If anything proves that Comrade Clayton is an incurable Big Government socialist, THIS is it. His FIRST impulse to solve any “problem” is “government needs to ‘invest’ more” – which means, steal tax dollars and waste them.

Comrade Clayton acts like he lives in the Andes or Tibet or something. He lives in downtown Lampasas in his parents’ house – and there are multiple cell towers around him…not to mention NextLink fiber, CTTC and others.

Here is what Gemini AI told me are all the available FREE MARKET choices and their costs in Lampasas county…and guess what? It doesn’t take many megabits per second to upload photos of goats, you retard. You’re not running proton accelerator simulations.

So the free market has already provided a ton of choices at very low prices, but Comrade Goatwanker wants the government to spend billions more for….no reason at all.

If Comrade Clayton actually WATCHED football on Sunday instead of just lying about watching football, he’d know that every 9.5 minutes, that fucking T-Mobile commercial comes on with Billy Bob pushing cheap Internet plans.

I love that the unemployed moron thinks he needs to “monitor his crops” by government-provided Internet when he has admitted on-line that his only “crop” is grass. LOL. He literally wants the government to spend billions so he can watch the grass grow. CLASSIC commie retard in action.

This clown CANNOT be allowed to run the Texas Ag Department.

Anti-Big-Tech Weasel Clayton Tucker Has Now Handed Data Center Giant Facebook Almost $60,000 In Campaign Funds.

Pot, meet kettle:

You wonder where Facebook gets the billions it has to build these evil data centers? Well, Clayton Tucker has handed them nearly $60,000. I can guarantee you when the final campaign disclosures are tallied up, it will be a lot more than that.

Hypocrite much??

I also see he has put his useless commie beard Kristi Lara on the payroll even more now. Baby Beluga must be so mad!

Remember that time unemployed socialist bum Kristi Lara begged on-line for money so she could go to a Bernie Sanders convention? LOL. But yeah – Clayton is all “free market!” now. If you believe that, I have a money-bleeding hobby ranch in Lampasas to sell you…..

Kristi Lara begs for money yet again. Useless bum.

I hope she’s at least giving Comrade Clayton some blowjobs for this cushy ‘job’ he gave her and paid for with old-lady social security checks. LOL.

Drunken Retarded Democrat Chick In Indiana Blabbers About Data Centers. STILL More Eloquent And Truthful Than Clayton Tucker.

I heard about this cretin last week but it was only today I heard that she yammered about data centers during her rambling humiliation on TV. I should have known, since that is the “current thing” to be outraged about for the hivemind idiots – every dummy democrat in every state is repeating the same lines about data centers right now, even though Comrade Clayton hilariously thinks he invented the issue.

Go to the eight-minute mark to listen to her regurgitate all the data center nonsense in her own delightful manner. She STILL sounds more coherent than Comrade Clayton with his stillbirths in cows, heart murmurs in kids and wiping out dove populations….

The most amazing things about this interview are (1) they allowed it to go on for so long without pulling her off and (2) the moron interviewer woman never cracks a smile or seems to even think this is out of the ordinary at all. I’d be laughing in her face and taking full advantage of her situation by asking follow-up questions to make her look even dumber:

“Oh! Aquifers are MILES below us! Amazing! So everybody’s wells are drilled to 10,000 feet deep? Is that what you think?”

Absolute clown, but fairly typical of shitlib brainpower and common sense.

Amazing Article On A REAL Ranch Using Modern Tech To Improve Operations. No Wonder Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker And RX Ranch Are Massive Failures.

Truly incredible article. THIS is what it takes to be successful: hard work, smarts and willingness to try new techniques to constantly improve.

Clayton, on the other hand, does absolutely NONE of this stuff. That’s why his “fifth generation ranch” is an utter failure. NOT because of “monopolies” but because he sucks at ranching and puts in zero effort. He’d rather tweet about data centers and phantom monopolies all day long from the upstairs bedroom at mom’s house where he resides.

Not Your Grandpa’s Farm: High Tech Boosts Output, Stewards Resources

This guy in the article sees opportunity and embraces it. What he DOESN’T do is run around scared like a pussy and demand that civilization come to a standstill because he’s too lazy and dumb to operate in the current environment, like someone else we know.

I HIGHLY recommend reading the entire article linked above. Truly amazing what they can do now. As usual, technology is deflationary and makes our lives better, for the most part. Only dumb shits and losers want to go back to the “good old days” of the 1800s because they have no clue what that actually entailed.

Here are just a few snippets….

The ag sector is evolving rapidly with the development of technology that supports the cultivation of plants and animals. For years, Hunt—who has specialized in the Hereford breed of cattle since the late 1970s—has used the latest technologies to guide his decisions as he grew and sold animals on Innisfail Farm, a rolling stretch of land with working forest and pastureland between Big Indian Creek and Little Indian Creek, just south of the Morgan County town of Madison, Georgia. (Hunt still tends the farm, along with his eldest son, Weyman Hunt, and Breck Debnam, the farm’s herdsman, who was named 2026 Hereford Herdsman of the Year by the American Hereford Association.)

[Started in the 1970s! Just like Comrade Clayton’s fake family ranch, supposedly! And Herefords too! Just like Comrade Clayton’s fake hobby ranch! But the similarities end there, because this guy is a pro and Comrade Clayton is a retard]

Hunt has kept pace with technology and stays current through groups such as the American Hereford Association, where he served on the board representing the Southeast.

On Innisfail Farm, the latest innovation Hunt has adopted is an automated feed system. He had his eye on the system for 20 years before buying it three years ago, a purchase he delayed in part because it was a sizable investment for his 100-head Hereford operation. For Hunt, the appeal of the system was its ability to track the amount of food each animal eats each day and the resulting daily weight gain that the system also measures. The data will serve many functions,including the identification of those animals that gain the most weight on less food so he can target them for breeding.

Cattle breeding has also benefited from new technologies. For example, after a genetically desirable cow is impregnated via artificial insemination with sperm collected from a bull with desired traits, the resulting embryos can be inspected, and some are implanted into surrogate mothers for gestation, resulting in calves with the most desirable traits.

Clayton Tucker never stood a chance in this modern environment as he is a low-IQ, lazy bum. THIS is what it takes to be a bad-ass rancher. Even this guy had his struggles in the beginning. His fuckup reads like a Clayton Tucker story:

He almost quit Innisfail Farm early in his career on the farm after losing 19 calves out of 21 calves delivered. The culprit was a bacterium, leptospirosis, which is spread in the urine of infected animals and, sure enough, Hunt had been keeping the pregnant cows in an old chicken barn he thought would provide shelter but proved to be a breeding ground for the fatal bacteria. Hunt didn’t have the experience or guidance to know that pregnant cows should not be kept in a place where urine and manure mix with the soil where cows stand.

So instead of being a lazy moron and blaming the deaths on “data centers” he took responsibility and realized he fucked up big time. Then corrected his mistake.

In other words, ranching is WAY more than just “my grandpa has a few cows on his land! I’m a rancher now!” It takes hard work and you have to know what you’re doing. Clayton does NOT know what he is doing AND he is too lazy to become proficient. That’s why he’s an unemployed bum living with mom and runs for political office every two years. He’s too big of a loser to make it in the real world.

Unemployed Socialist Bum Who Lives With His Parents At Age 35 Brags On Facebook About Defrauding Poor 97-Year-Old Guy And Pilfering His Social Security Check.

What a piece of shit….

Why scratch out his name? Sounds like he’s proud to be swindled by a lying commie sack of shit.

[Also, why does the unemployed poli sci major need to “preserve” what the old guy owns and built? He has likely already left it to his kids and grandkids. Or the old guy can sell it for $30 million to a data center and leave a fortune for his family. HIS CHOICE – that’s called “property rights.” Clayton has never owned anything, so that is foreign to him. He’s a socialist. He doesn’t create or build – he steals from others and tries to tell everyone what to do.]

Setting aside there is a 95% chance this is one of his shills sending a fake letter, step back and take note of what happened here – because it has happened thousands of times over the last ten months:

#1 – Clayton runs around telling EASILY disprovable lies about “data centers” – including stillbirths in cows, heart murmurs in kids, electric rates doubling, wells becoming toxic and all the rest. He scares gullible old fools into “signing my petition” which does nothing to ever solve any problems but DOES put their names on a fundraising list. Ag Commissioner can DO NOTHING about data centers, power rates, high voltage lines, or anything else he yammers about. That means he is committing fraud by raising money under false pretenses.

#2 – Clayton, who has never worked a real job, is unemployed and is taking $100,000 checks from Hollywood scumbags who do coke with underage hookers, gladly cashes this meager check he doesn’t need at all but the old guy probably does.

#3 – After swindling the poor old guy out of 30% of his total net worth and throwing it onto his pile of campaign money (part of which goes straight to the very tech companies he claims to be fighting) he actually BRAGS about it on social media (also hosted on a data center.)

Swindles old guy for $100 by promising to stop data centers and big tech, then cuts a $26,000 check to….FACEBOOK! LOL. What a total scumbag.

You know where that $100 will go? It’ll buy Starbucks and Whataburger for Comrade Clayton and his morbidly obese campaign lapdog Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young for one day.

Meanwhile, not a single data center or power line will EVER be stopped by Clayton Tucker whether he wins or not. You can take that to the bank. I’ll bet my entire house on that.

Thousands of gullible old fools handing money to a lazy, unemployed grifter bum. What a sad state of affairs. There is a special place in hell waiting for Clayton Tucker.

P.S. – “It has been a bad year”? Are we to believe that this 97-year-old farmer is still farming as he approaches the century mark? BULL SHIT.

Lying Scumbags Always Flock Together.

The walls are finally closing in on this America-hating, commie scumbag who should be back in Somalia instead of in U.S. Congress…

You just KNOW that if Sid Miller and his dirtbag cronies weren’t running Clayton Tucker’s social media campaign right now, he’d be shooting himself in the foot and posting non-stop about how terrible this is and how unfair it is to the lying mooslem twat Ilhan Omar.

Lucky for him, he has smarter adults posting for him now. More’s the pity.

Two lying, grifter, thieving dirtbags.