Queen Grifter Clayton Tucker Gives HUGE Hint He Will Continue His Grift After November 3rd. I Predict He Will Become Professional, Full-Time Swindler.

It sure looks like Comrade Clayton is laying the groundwork to become a full-time, professional crybaby and pants-shitter. Let’s face it though, it’s the only thing he’s any good at. It only took him 36 years to figure out how to monetize it.

My shitty blog software hasn’t let me post a photo for weeks now but here is what you will find on Comrade Clayton’s official campaign website about UPCOMING EVENTS:

There will be 2 teams at this event:

POSTCARDS & LETTERS Help Clayton Tucker reach voters directly to flip Texas! The Clayton Tucker Campaign is writing postcards and letters directly to voters. We’ll tell them about Team Clayton, the Agriculture Commissioner role, and how and when to vote.

POLICY Help Team Clayton dig deep into policy research, continuing to shape and develop policies that can make groceries cheaper, protect our land and water, and ensure Texas school kids have healthy, Texas grown and produced school lunches.

There it is!

[I can give you all the answer already: the free market and competition will make things cheaper. Property rights and limited government with a strong rule of law that treats EVERYONE the will same protect land and water. It’s the parent’s job to make sure their kids are fed and it doesn’t really matter where it comes from. BOOM! Done! Look at that. All of your fake problems have already been solved. Go read The Road To Serfdom if you want to understand it all, but be warned the solutions are the EXACT OPPOSIT of the Big government bullshit you base your entire worldview on.]

I very much suspect this “dig deep into policy” is how he will keep spending his campaign money after the campaign is over. He’ll probably start YET ANOTHER PAC called “Data Center Research” or some nonsense and shift his funds there. That way he can drive all over and live off of stupid old ladies donations while calling it “research and policy” for Texas.

Of course, his “dig deep into policy” will simply consist of him seeing a ridiculous lie on Facebook (like “data centers cause stillbirths in cows”) and then repeating it as gospel on social media. The “deep” policy solution will always be “tax the Big Wigs” and “soak the evil rich” – with “the rich” being anyone with more money than him.

That’s it. That’s the entire grift. He gets to do EXACTLY what he was doing before (tell lies, demand we soak ‘big wigs’ and then grift old ladies) and he can still rake in cash from morons long after the election, just under a different name. That way he can (1) spend leftover campaign funds on himself and (2) keep the money train going.

If this is your kid, you failed badly as a parent

Why do this? Several obvious reasons:

1 – It must be EXHAUSTING to keep up the lie that he is a “farmer” all the time. He must get a LITTLE bit tired of being made to look like a lying sack of shit constantly when I post piles of evidence exposing him as a fraud. Why bother with that anymore? Now he can lie and say “I’m giving up the ranching business to pursue my true calling, which is deep thought and being a policy wonk.” He’ll be like Paul Ryan or The Heartland Institute except with an IQ too low to be properly measured.

2 – He’s also lazy as shit. It’s WAY easier to take money from old ladies and post on Twitter all day than to like, RANCH and stuff. It’s hot outside and you might get doody on your hands.

Bookmark this and let’s see if I’m right. His new job will be “On-line beggar and re-poster of inane social media drivel.”

P.S. – why do “Texas kids” have to eat “Texas food”? Why don’t “Texas adults” have to drive “Texas cars” and not allowed to buy any car made in Michigan? You see how stupid that is? We live in a massive country with lots of producers of goods and services. Unfettered trade amongst states make everyone richer. Otherwise we’d have no maple syrup in Texas, you colossal moron.

Retarded Lolcow Who Has Demanded HIGHER Taxes His Entire Life Now Mad About His Gas Taxes. Demands They Be ZERO To Benefit Him.

So I guess a random unemployed bum can “call for” all sorts of crazy shit and people are supposed to respond to it on command? LOL.

Add “gas tax” to the long list of shit this bum who lives with his parents can “call for” that has nothing to do with the TDA: moratoriums on data centers, power rates, gas taxes, microplastics and pretty much every single thing he yammers about.

Of course, it’s just a cheap cliche trick to make Nate look bad. May as well post “I call for men to stop beating women! Nate do you agree? I also call for cancer to go away. Nate never agreed with me so he must love cancer!”

Moron.

#1 – the state gas tax has been 20 cents since 1991. That’s the equivalent of about 60 cents in today’s devalued dollars. So the tax HAS already gone down about 66% over that period. If anything it should be HIGHER to cover the ever-rising cost of road work.

#2 – eliminating the gas tax would rob the state of about $11 million of revenue every single DAY. The price of road work isn’t going down, you clown. I am for lower taxes 99% of the time but I view the gas “tax” as a fee for decent roads. I’m fine with that. If anything, fuck the schools and put that 25% into the road fund where it belongs. After all, we ALL use the roads but not all of us use the schools.

#3 – about 25% of the gas tax revenue goes to public schools. I honestly didn’t know that until today and I think it’s total bullshit. But the facts are the facts. I guarantee you Comrade Cumstain doesn’t know it either but that’s $2.5 million per DAY the schools don’t get under his retarded plan.

#4 – the average person drives around 15,000 miles per year or about 500 gallons worth of gas if you get 30 miles to the gallon. Maybe 1000 gallons if you drive a REAL pickup truck (and not a hybrid fagtruck you only bought to run for Ag Commissioner). So .20 times 500 gallons is a whopping $100 per year. Everyone on earth spends WAY more than that on streaming services and Door Dash annually.

Comrade Cumstain has admitted he has driven around 80,000 miles as he goes around in circles and crashes town hall meetings about data centers so he can be a media whore. If anyone is getting hammered by higher gas prices, it’s this asshole – that’s why he’s so upset. I’m not sure why: HE doesn’t actually pay for gas, his stupid old lady donors are paying for it through donations.

#5 – the gas tax costs you about $3.50 every time you fill up. Doesn’t sound like much money for a fat commie fruitcake who enjoys drinking $8 Starbucks so often he has gained about 30 pounds from it!

“Pear-shaped” describes Tucker AND his campaign!

#6 – a 20 cents gas tax is NOTHING compared to how property taxes have skyrocketed in the last 6 or 10 years. Clayton will NEVER make a peep about property taxes because he owns zero property. He lives with mom and dad. Plus it funds all his wealth redistribution like “every single kid deserves ‘free’ breakfast and lunch at school!”

Only a 35-year-old unemployed bum who lives with his parents (instead of in the real world) would whine about 20 cents while ignoring the explosion in property taxes AND property insurance (mine just went up 38% this year and 60% last year – it has DOUBLED in the last 3 or 4 years. ZERO claims ever filed in 14 years. Insane.)

So basically that was a LOT of words to say “fuck you, you clueless commie bum. Suck a bag of dicks.”

Unemployed Socialist With Apple Pay And 13 Different Social Media Accounts Cries That He “Just Wants To Pay Cash.”

Whoever is running the socialist semen sipper’s social media account and acting like a cantankerous old coot who longs for the “good old simpler days” is clearly OBLIVIOUS to Clayton’s mountain of posts saying the OPPOSITE over the last 12 years. Here he is wishing things were just simpler!

Keep in mind that half the shit he posts about upcoming events has a QR code embedded in it.

Weird because just a year or two ago, he was crying that the Internet went down and he couldn’t use his credit card, debit card or his girly Apple Pay – something I ridiculed him for at the time…

The “farmer” needs the Internet to do his “work” – good one.

For the record, “old school” is cash, you retard. Not checks. Old ladies use checks at the grocery store to hold up the line and annoy everyone. MEN pull out a crisp hundo and later use the change to buy beer for his buddies at Memo’s and tip the bartender too much just because she has a nice ass.

So BEFORE, he cried non-stop when the Internet went down and demanded it be “more reliable” like a “utility.” But NOW, when more data infrastructure needs to be built, the whiney pussy says he DOESN’T want it and pretends he’s just an old-timer who loves using cash.

What a lying sack of shit he is. Despicable turd.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words.

Meet the new Flat Earthers…

I’ve said it a million times: Clayton’s demographic is low-IQ nitwit females between 50 and 75 years old. They have the type of “brain” that responds to pure emotion. He can tell ANY outrageous lie he wants and they swallow it faster than a pizza on a lonely Friday night.

Heart murmurs in kids? “That’s awful!”

Livestock dying from sounds nobody can hear? “There oughta be a law!”

Doubling your electric rates? “We need to ban ALL data centers! Vote Clayton!”

These are the EXACT SAME MORONS who fell for the Covid masking, the BLM bullshit, the George Floyd lies, the climate hysteria, and all the rest. I have randomly scrolled though the timelines of many of Clayton’s idiot supporters and EVERY SINGLE ONE of them had a bunch of “Stay Home, Save Lives” filters and were wearing masks in their cars like utter clowns five years ago.

Here are some similar dummies in Austin. They like to beat on bucket “drums” and chant children’s nursery rhymes. That is the level of discourse on this thing now…

[The jagoff in the robot suit is a “climate psychologist” – I shit you not. That’s even worse than “fake rancher” if you can believe it.]

Notice that about the only male in that entire clip is the old homeless black guy who is standing there all day every day anyways. I know this because that is the JW Marriott on 2nd and Congress and I stay there all the time. That sidewalk area is his “home.” Hilarious.

They operate on 100% emotion and no amount of facts or logic will sway them. Their vote counts as much as a mine. Which is a travesty.

All those dummy women should be at home making a turkey pot pie for their man and preparing to dole out a blowjob. That would be time much better spent than banging on a bucket with homeless bums like a fucking retard.

Repeal the 19th.

A smattering of Tucker acolytes:

Colossal moron.

More Evidence Of AI Fear Porn

There are some pretty good contrary indicators on ANY issue that I have found are almost foolproof. Whether it’s climate hysteria, the covid masks, nuclear energy, BLM bullshit, AI or anything else, certain indicators have proven very reliable:

First indicator: dummies like Clayton Tucker, Stephanie Fitzharris and Bernie Sanders are all in agreement on something.

Second indicator: Time Magazine cover (or The Economist if it is a financial issue)

I am now more sure than ever that I am on the correct side of the AI debate.

I have some excellent podcasts I’ll share by guys WAY smarter than me on the issue. Here is the first one:

What The AI Doomers Get Wrong

Socialist Oikophobe Can’t Help But Step In Dogshit. Outs Himself As ‘Texas LAST.’ Longtime Readers Already Knew This.

[Apologies for the hiatus. Five nights in New Orleans felt like a month.]

I had ZERO doubt that Comrade Clayton would not be able to keep his fat mouth shut about the Bo French kerfuffle. He just HAD to signal his virtue and let us know how much he loves the jeets, muzzies, Somalis and other assorted turd worlders that the shitlibs import by the millions….

Comrade Clayton has a LONG history of supporting foreigners invading America. He told us long ago that a wall to keep them out is “racist” and that Austin should be a sanctuary city if they want…

Naturally, he has to preface this with the lie that he was “asked by the press.” LOL. Yeah, I’m sure the ABC affiliate jumped right on the horn and speed-dialed Professor Goatwanker, the down-ticket fake ag retard to get his take on this.

As usual, Comrade Cumstain could not have read the room more incorrectly. He has over 400 comments – and about 95% of them are taking a shit on Comrade Clayton:

This is not the flex you think it is. In fact, it’s the opposite. If your stance is Texans last, you just lost my support. You may want to rethink and retract this statement.

Another politician from Texas actively supporting ethnic White replacement. Unreal.

Thank you so much for this post. Real Texans now know that you supported this invasion and will vote accordingly.

And on and on the insults flew. LOL. Talk about stepping in a huge pile of shit.

As I have told the Sheets campaign repeatedly for months now, if there is ONE thing Texans hate more than data centers right now, it’s hordes of turd-world jeets destroying their neighborhoods and abusing the visa programs to take American jobs. Not to mention building 90-foot statues of Hindu deities in America. FUCK THAT!

HERE is what you show the voters every single day between now and the election:

Clayton has a very weird fetish when it comes to these dirtbag muzzies. He has even been known to sport an Arabic lapel pin to signal his support for far-left foreigners who are invading America!

Note his muzzie lapel pin. Disgusting.

If Comrade Clayton had ever even BEEN IN the market for a job (he never has, he’s unemployed and lives with mom and dad at age 36) he would understand how pissed off people are about it.

Instead, he thought it was still the year 2020 and he could yell “racist!” like he did when he fell for the BLM and George Floyd hoaxes.

Whoops, Comrade! Big whoops.

Clayton Now Appears To Be In Bed With Sid Miller, The Guy He Called A Corrupt Bootlicker For Nine Months Straight. Sid’s Cronies Running Clayton’s Social Media Now?

I told you weeks ago that a massive change had clearly taken place on Clayton’s social media platforms. It was extremely obvious someone else was in charge. Now I can pretty confidently say that that “someone” is tied to butthurt primary loser and fat crook Sid Miller. Possibly convicted felon and scumbag Todd Smith.

From the OUTSTANDING work over at Current Revolt. I am quite miffed I missed this. I usually go over Clayton’s moronic posts with a magnifying glass to catch all his lies and nonsense. I never even thought to do it on this one.

A Facebook post by Democrat Clayton Tucker published by his campaign yesterday shows a screenshot of an Edge browser screen and a social media dashboard. In the browser tabs above,it not only shows that Tucker is using ChatGPT to generate AI slop Labor Day imagesbut also shows a tab for the bible verse Colossians 1:28.

Possibly not so coincidentally, Republican Ag Commissioner Sid Miller posted a “bible verse of the day” that contained the exact same verse Democrat Clayton Tucker had in the browser tab of his social media post.

Additionally, both candidates posted ChatGPT generated AI slop Labor Day photos that are nearly identical in design:

Posted on Republican Sid Miller’s Facebook
Posted on Democrat Clayton Tucker’s Facebook.

Current Revolt reached out to staff of Sid Miller as well as Democrat candidate Clayton Tucker directly to inquire about the images as well as ask if they are sharing any staff, vendors, or volunteers. Neither campaign responded.

Sid Miller may be suffering from the largest documented #BUTTHURTTXLEGE in Texas history as he lost the Republican Primary race for Ag Commissioner to Nate Sheets.

Amazing and not surprising one bit. I mentioned Sid being in bed with the scumbag socialist months ago after that ridiculous Matagora County Data Center clown show they both appeared at.

Also hilarious that Clayton, who whines non-stop about AI and data centers uses AI and ChatGTP prolifically on his campaign material. I ran one of his posts through an AI detector weeks ago and it came back as “AI generated.” The kid is the biggest fraud since Rachel Gunn.

Why would Sid help out Clayton? The rumor is (and I am personally 100% sure this is true) that a deal was made: Sid helps out with expertise (and the kind of slimy scumbaggery that is Todd Smith’s forte) in exchange for some cushy jobs for him and his cronies in the new Tucker administration.

Sid is permanently butthurt he got clobbered in the primaries and is fine with getting in bed with a far-left socialist scumbag. Clayton knows deep down he is an incompetent moron and a fraud – there is no way in hell he can step in and run a billion-dollar department. So he will gladly install Sid in there to help him with the ropes. Sid gets a six-figure cushy job and lazy, incompetent bum Clayton gets the title with no real work. Win/win. Just a pair of shameless, fat, crooked shitbirds working together.

Disgusting.

Know Your History. It Repeats. The History Of The Tractor Tax.

If Comrade Clayton had been around in 1920, he would have been screaming for a tax on tractors because of all the farm jobs that were about to be lost. Here is the history:

In the early 1900s, the tractor was revolutionizing farming, and politicians were pushing proposals to tax the tractor and prevent the loss of farm jobs. Rep. Willian Connery, a Massachusetts Democrat and Chairman of the House Labor Committee, was a leading advocate of taxing tractors and other labor-saving machines to stop mass unemployment.

The introduction of tractors was the most revolutionary change in our history, affecting millions of jobs and driving millions off the farm. Between 1910 and 1960, nearly 10 million farm workers lost their jobs and 25 million people left their farms for the city. The benefits of the tractor were enormous. Farm production soared, food prices dropped, and the U.S. provided enough food to feed people around the world.

The farm revolution transformed the American economy, creating growth, and increasing prosperity. Millions of farm workers were freed from back-breaking labor and found better jobs in the city. An NBER study called tractors the “engine of growth” and estimated they doubled per-capita GDP and created millions of jobs.

AI promises a bright future of technological and scientific progress, increased productivity, and a more prosperous economy. Like many changes in the past, there are concerns about the impact on jobs. But taxing AI would be just like taxing tractors, a futile knee jerk reaction to change.

Not surprisingly, there is no shortage of terrible tax ideas floating around Washington. Senator Bernie Sanders has proposed a 50% tax on the equity of AI companies. Senators Elizabeth Warren and Ron Wyden have proposed new taxes on data centers. House Democrats have proposed a new tax on AI computing powers, and others have proposed a tax on robots. If it moves, they want to tax it.

None of these tax increases are a good idea. Raising taxes on AI would slow investment, curb innovation, and only help our foreign competitors. Just like a tractor tax, a new AI tax would only slow new technological advances that will benefit everyone.

Rather than taxing AI, Washington should focus on assisting those jobs which have been most affected by automation, such as entry-level jobs. Congress should consider targeted tax incentives for entry-level employment, including payroll tax relief and job training for junior workers. Helping young workers get started is a much better response to the AI revolution than trying to stop it with a tax increase.

FACT: Clayton Tucker’s daddy owns one of these evil devices and fatboy Clayton has USED it in his campaign ads. Think of how many farms jobs he destroyed by doing that!

The headline could be “Fat, lazy trust fund kid uses daddy’s tractor to avoid paying poor farm workers. Destroys dozens of jobs. Evil Big Wig!!“

Buenos Dias, Fellow Latinos! Socialist Maricón Clumsily Courts Spanish Vote.

It was only a matter of time until the ham-handed stooges running Comrade Clayton’s social media account (very likely connected to Sid Miller) tried to segue into some pandering to the Spanish community….

(Actually, Indians and Mexicans seem to survive without clean water. You know what I mean if you’ve ever had Montezuma’s revenge after a trip to Mexico after you drunkenly drink the tap water one night without thinking.)

This horrible, infantile posts looks like a BIG FAT piñata to me, amigo:

Primero: it’s ALTAR of greed, not ALTER of greed. You’d think a devout fake Catholic like Clayton Tucker would know that. I saw it right away. Twelve years of Catholic school (plus an actual education) will do that to a guy. I better add that to “Clayton’s List Of Grade-School Words He Misspelled” along with “bailing” hay and putting the “breaks” on data centers. Yes, he actually wrote both of those on his own website. Multiple time!

Segundo: water is not “sacrificed” by data centers like some Aztec killing of a virgin girl. The water is used (only 0.4% of all Texas water use annually) the SAME as it would be at a golf course or any manufacturing plant (glass, steel, denim jeans) and it is returned to the hydrological cycle. Data centers pay for the water like everyone else and they use FAR less than pretty much every other industry. That is not up for debate.

Tercera: the “humans have survived centuries without data centers” is THE MOST asinine argument out there. You’ll hear it mostly from old ladies and very stupid boys like Clayton Tucker.

You know what ELSE we lived without for centuries?? Antibiotics, electricity, air conditioning, running water, the Internet, etc, etc. You TOTAL IMBECILE.

We have had hundreds and hundreds of data centers for decades. Nobody noticed or cared until about Jan 8th of 2026 when Chinese bots on Twitter started stirring up weak-minded shit heels like Clayton Tucker and an army of old ladies with nothing else to do, apparently. Yet despite having hundreds of data centers for decades, we have NOT run out of water! Amazing!

When I was born in 1970, the population of Texas was 11 million. It’s now over 33 million. Somehow those 22 million people all have access to drinking water every day when they turn on the tap. My god! It’s a miracle! How did they do it? Figure that out and you’ll have your data center answer, too.

Spoiled Trust Fund Baby Demands World Revolve Around Him.

If you didn’t believe me before, here is even more proof that Trust Fund Tucker the pretend farmer is a spoiled baby who spends his days stomping his feet and demanding he get everything he desires while expending ZERO effort:

Did it ever occur to you that a LOT of young people are itching to get out of their small town and go elsewhere? Not everybody is too scared to move out of their mom’s house like you, you gigantic pussy.

You want big opportunities and big money? You move to the Big City. That makes way more sense than moving all the Big Important High Paying Jobs and giant corporations to Bumblefart Texas with population 1264. Even if they DID try that, Clayton The Chicken Little Asswipe would be there screaming about how much power, land and water they use for those new businesses. That’s because he’s a Grade A moron who wants to have it both ways.

Clayton HIMSELF brags about driving 70,000 miles over the last 14 months or so during his Campaign Of Retardation. That is 200 miles EVERY SINGLE DAY including weekends. You could commute to AUSTIN every day for less mileage (120 a day and weekends off). You clown. So you have no problem driving 200 miles a day for ZERO pay but asking you to drive 120 miles on weekdays for an actual JOB and SALARY is a bridge too far.

I myself left a small town and went to Chicago for 15 years to make my mark. Then I moved back to a small town in Florida. Then to a big city in Texas and finally to a small town again here. People’s needs and desires change through their lives. Plenty of small town people are very happy marrying their high school sweetheart and living in the same small town. Others graduate and head to New York City. But Clayton Tucker, the would-be king, thinks he knows what’s best for everyone.

Ironically, DATA CENTERS would provide lots of VERY high paying jobs but the minute one of them wants to break ground, Clayton The Fearmonger starts spewing lies about power bills doubling and livestock dying, like an asshole.

Clayton demands all these great jobs and infrastructure and high wages, but DOESN’T want any land, power or water to be used. Basically the stuff EVERY business uses. He’s like a retarded little boy who demands that his gall bladder be removed but also demands her skin not get cut by a scalpel.

Absolute clown horn. Tell me you’ve never had a real job without telling me. That’s Clayton Tucker.