“Get Out Of Our Town!” “Please Come To Our Town” – The Retardation Of A Socialist Clown.

Clayton Tucker for the last 10 years: “Get lost, rich people! You don’t pay enough taxes! You suck down all of our power and water! You pollute the air! People over profits! Stop taking farmland!”

Clayton Tucker five minutes ago….

Does this socialist malaka realize where “jobs and investment” come from?

No, he apparently doesn’t. He’s like that moron commie Mamdami in New York who berated the rich and ran them out of town and is now begging for them to come back because there is no money in the budget.

Just like Mamdami, Clayton Tucker has not only NEVER run any kind of business but he has ALSO never even worked a 9 to 5 job. So he has no clue how any of it works or how wealth is created. He thinks it all comes from the government. That’s what happens when you live with mom and dad at age 35 and they pay for everything.

Don’t worry though. You can sign his petition and that will just “rebuild” the rural economies! It’s so easy! Sign petitions for jobs, food and free stuff, and it all magically appears!

Just a week ago, he was calling any tax incentives a “handout” to the Big Wigs but now he demands “incentives” to attract jobs. Hey dummy – those are the SAME THING.

Absolute moron.

Socialist Shitwick References Doom And Gloom Article That Doesn’t Exist.

Since today ends in the letter “Y,” it means that Comrade Clayton Tucker, the 35-year-old Bernie Sanders worshipper who lives with his parents is out there on social media using lies to whip up hysteria!

He’s actually not a bad political candidate. If looks, brains, honesty and personality don’t count, that is.

“The world is ending because of [fill in blank]! Rich people are to blame! Sign my petition!” – no proof or evidence ever given, except for made-up crap like heart murmurs. LOL. Sad little boy.

What a tiresome routine. But I’ll crush this one too, since I’m going on vacation for a few days and won’t get my fix.

The most egregious thing about this “article” is that it exists nowhere on the Internet that I could find. I searched and searched. Then I enlisted Gemini AI and had a data center burn through eleventy billion gallons of water to give me an answer:

Gemini couldn’t find anything either!

So I looked into “Courier Texas.” It is an offshoot of a far-left, dark-money outfit called “Courier Newsroom” that takes bullshit dem talking points and dresses them up as news.

You know they’re fake garbage, because their shitty Twitter site only has 177 followers.

So basically, even if we COULD find the article, it is 100% bullshit anyways. Of course, Comrade Clayton NEVER links to any articles he promotes. There is a reason for that: he’s a compulsive liar.

The premise is horseshit. Texas is not “running out of water” in the short term. EVERY article out there refers to a 50-year time horizon and has basically the same bullet points:

Texas faces a severe, accelerating water crisis requiring an estimated $174 billion in infrastructure upgrades over the next 50 years to prevent critical shortages, more than double previous estimates. Driven by intense population growth, prolonged droughts, and aging infrastructure, the state’s water supply is expected to drop by roughly 10% by 2080.

OH! Intense population growth? You mean like a million shitlibs moving here from Oregon, California and New York? I’m all for putting an immediate end to that! Or maybe it’s the millions of illegal third-world scumbags that Biden let in as Clayton Tucker applauded? Let’s ship them out of here, too.

Looks like the ‘problem’ is already almost solved with those moves.

There’s more:

Supply vs. Demand: By 2070, water demand is expected to increase by 9% during severe drought, while the supply is projected to drop by 18%, leaving a shortage of 5–7 million acre-feet.


Depleting Resources: 75% of Texas rivers and major aquifers, including the Ogallala Aquifer, are seeing declining levels due to over-extraction.

Oh no! The year 2070?! We better panic like crazy right now and go back to the stone ages by destroying all industry. Also, the Ogallala is being “over-extracted” by FARMERS. Cotton farmers, to be exact. I have covered this already. But in Comrade Clayton’s mind, as long as it’s a FARMER wasting water on almonds or cotton, then it’s ok to wreck aquifers.

Meanwhile, as Lady Clayton runs around with her hair on fire like Chicken Little, we just had over 13 inches of rain here in the month of April. The most I’ve ever recorded in the 14 years I’ve lived out here.

The monitored reservoirs are 74.9% full as of today. A year ago, they were 77.5% full. Not exactly a five-alarm fire.

Lampasas, where this commie shitbird lives, uses Stillhouse Hollow for water – and it is 100% full. A year ago, it was 91% full. Whoops.

Yeah, some places like Corpus might be fucked but that is due to dummy tree-hugger libs putting the kibosh on desal plants for the last 10 years. It has nothing to do with “The Greedy Few” or data centers.

The Unemployed Failson Who Lives With Mom Will Protect Us All From Fake Cancer!

Finally! A low-information politician for the low-information voter!

Clayton Tucker, who is not a lawyer and is not running for office in Tennessee, is letting us know HE WILL NOT SURRENDER!!

Surrender what? I’m not sure. You have to possess something before you can refuse to surrender it. He owns nothing but a laptop, an Apple iPhone and some earbuds. He’s probably the MOST powerless person I know on this earth. With the exception of some infants.

As for his hysteria about ‘cancer’ and ‘toxins’ here are some more truth bombs, which I love throwing onto his pointy head:

#1 – this story is about a data center in Memphis. Memphis is hardly a “peaceful neighborhood.” It has one of the highest violent crime rates in the country. This is because it is about 62% black. But he had to throw that lie in there to make the story sound better. He does this a LOT.

#2 – the NCAAP is suing Elon Musk for using nat gas turbines to power these data centers. Far from emitting ‘toxins,’ natural gas is the cleanest-burning fossil fuel in existence by FAR. The molecule is CH4 – that means ONE atom of carbon. The less carbon atoms in the hydrocarbon chain, the less pollution. I doubt Comrade Clayton knows any of this, so I am educating him.

[Furthermore, the product of burning natural gas is CO2 and water vapor….which everyone breathes all day every day. There are no “cancer-causing toxins” involved in the process. That is 100% absolute bullshit.]

You know who else uses natural gas turbines to generate electricity? The entire fucking city of Memphis. So these NCAAP morons are angry about a power source that literally powers their entire city ALREADY.

#3 – there have been over 2000 people murdered in Memphis over the last 5 or 6 years. To make a big stink and worry about fake “cancer” 25 years down the road while your black brothers are DEFINIFETLY killing hundreds of each other NOW every year with bullets seems laughable to me. But then again, this is just a big shakedown, as it always is. They see deep pockets and they want a piece of it. Just like Clayton Tucker the communist. Jesse Jackson pulled the same shit for decades with his “Rainbow Coalition” extortion racket.

#4 – Professor Goatwanker here is posting all this tripe on Twitter – which is owned by….wait for it….Elon Musk. The SAME GUY he is accusing of poisoning the Memphis area. As usual, this dummy is a HUGE part of the problem he is whining about, since he has about 15 social media sites and loads them all up with retard videos like this one. Retard videos that ALL reside on a giant data center somewhere.

If these idiots were REALLY serious about “down with data centers” they’d all erase their social media sites and hit them where it hurts. But they will never do that, because they are self-centered hypocritical morons to the core.

Unemployed Socialist Bum With $120,000 Poli-Sci Degree Fails Fourth Grade Math. Again.

“Are you smarter than a fourth grader?”

Sadly, for the chubby unemployed midget and would-be Ag Commissioner (hoping to be in charge of a billion-dollar budget and 650 employees) the answer is a resounding NO.

This is just embarrassing now. This fact is easily checkable in 10 seconds and with a knowledge of 4th grade math. Even WITHOUT looking anything up, it should occur to you that the NEXT 10 guys on the list have more than the first 3 – therefore the top three cannot possibly have half the nation’s wealth by themselves.

Tell me you don’t understand economics without telling me.

But when you are a bitter, envious loser who doesn’t even have his own place to live at age 35, you will lash out at those who DO have nice things even if it entails making up outrageous ‘facts’ to support your insatiable jealousy of the accomplishments and possessions of others:

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Marinating In Envy Juices.

Here are the richest few guys in America right now. I even took the top FOUR just to make Comrade Clayton look even dumber…

So that’s about $1.2 trillion for the top four guys. Of course, dumbshit Clayton thinks they have this wealth sitting in a safe in cash somewhere after they somehow stole it from him! After all, unemployed Clayton owns nothing but a laptop at age 35 and lives with his mother! SOMEBODY must be to blame for this pathetic state of affairs! He certainly won’t look in the mirror when it comes to assigning blame for his failed life.

In reality, most of that wealth is in the form of their publicly traded companies and the stock they own. Those would be the companies that employ millions of people and have also made many people wealthy who bought their stock early on and took some risk.

Comrade Clayton owns no stock at all, so he sits helplessly at mom’s house and watches everyone else get richer. This angers the socialist dwarf even more and makes him lash out with ridiculous statements and demands that he be allowed to steal from others.

Of course, $1.2 trillion is not even ONE PERCENT of the entire wealth of America. So as usual, Clayton is off by over a factor of FIFTY!!

You see Comrade, 1.6/168 = .00952 or 0.9% a VERY FAR CRY from your bullshit 50% number! And that’s the top FOUR guys!

MORON.

You know who really IS stealing from us hand over fist? A gaggle of Somali scumbags setting up fake ‘learing’ centers and home health care shell companies and stealing BILLIONS! Clayton hasn’t said PEEP about the Somalis looting American taxpayers because he worships them and adores them!

Far from the richest guys in America stealing from Clayton, in reality he FREELY hands them his money over and over and over! He even does this in his campaign as he drives around bashing the rich! He HANDS MONEY OVER to Zuckerberg, Musk and Bezos repeatedly! LOL.

He is Big Tech’s bitch. He’s like an abused wife. He keeps crying over the richest guys in the country and then like a bitch, he hands them more of his meager net worth! What a fucking cuck. Hilarious!!

So to recap:

Somalis literally stealing billions and billions through fraud directly from taxpayer? Totally fine and he won’t say a thing about it.

People like Clayton freely throwing their money at Amazon, Twitter and Facebook in exchange for services they want? STEALING! They took your piggy bank! We demand reparations!!

What a douche canoe.

The Bumper -Sticker Slogans Continue. Useless Petitions Continue. Zero Deep Thinking Or Solutions Presented.

Yes because “signing a petition” will start ‘fixing’ the soil tomorrow for sure!

That phrase is from Clayton’s hero FDR, by the way. The original socialist. He was referring to the Dust Bowl. Last I checked, we survived that as a nation.

You know what wrecks soil? Your beloved cotton farmers, that’s who! You know, the same cotton farmers that are destroying the Ogallala aquifer.

You know what DOES destroy nations? Communism and socialism – and I have the receipts: Cuba, USSR, East Germany, Mao’s China, Cambodia, North Korea, Vietnam, Romania, etc.

That would be the same socialism that Comrade Clayton has loudly and proudly pushed since he was radicalized in college.

Clayton’s campaign has lately devolved into frantic twice-daily posts which are cliche bumper sticker quotes totally devoid of thought followed by an appeal to “sign a petition” which will never do a damn thing. There is no legal mechanism for his “petitions” to initiate any action by government or do anything else useful. All he is doing with these petition is harvesting email addresses so he can fundraise off of them and continue his grift.

Back about six months ago, Comrade Clayton promised to post on his Substack every single Sunday. His shitty Substack is at least a place he could go into detail about how he would actually FIX the supposed problem he is whining about.

Of course, he hasn’t posted there since his Jan 5th post where he lied about writing an AI book.

It’s SO much easier to spout a two-sentence cliche and then ask to sign a petition – like this:

Of course, the ‘forever chemicals’ are ALREADY regulated and banned as of now. So there is no problem to fix and the petition does nothing anyways. But it is a quick and easy way to signal his virtue AND harvest more emails for fundraising. He writes the little-kid sentiment of “people should not be sacrificed for corporate profits” and calls it a day. Because he is a very lazy turd incapable of any critical thinking.

Here is another…

First of all, hemp does NOT get rid of microplastics.

Secondly, if you use hemp to “detoxify” the soil (heavy metals, etc) you now have a punch of hemp plants loaded with toxic biomass. What is your plan then, genius? They have to be incinerated in a very specific and costly manner. Who pays for that?

Just how “toxic” is the Texas soil, anyways? Has Comrade Clayton ever even tested his OWN soil? He doesn’t actually OWN any soil but he could test grandpa’s soil where he pretends to farm. There’s really no need to do that, of course, because he doesn’t grow anything so the soil health is a moot point.

As you can see, he isn’t serious about any of this. It’s just virtue signaling and harvesting fundraising emails from well-meaning but low IQ old ladies.

I actually DID test my soil many times over the years out here. There is ZERO ‘toxic’ stuff in it, so I’m not sure what he’s talking about. He could also grow sunflowers to absorb that shit, but that’s too simple of a solution and it would require initiative and work on his part – he doesn’t do that.

So he will continue to spout cliches and grift money off of lonely old ladies. Pathetic scumbag.

Socialist Piss Jug Who Has Promoted Baby Killing For Decades Now Cynically Pretends To Care About Babies. Breaks Hypocrisy Record.

Just when you think useless unemployed bum Clayton Tucker can’t be more of a hypocrite and scumbag, he outdoes himself once again. Now he’s pretending to care about babies and wanting to ‘protect’ them from a phantom plastic problem that doesn’t really exist:

Of course, Clayton Tucker the far-left socialist who is suddenly worried about babies has been a loud and outspoken proponent of abortion for a very long time. Even Gemini AI knows about his beliefs…

Of course, the “microplastics problem” is a total pile of shit and a nothingburger, as I have pointed out before:

Microplastics Scare Is Total Nonsense And Bad Science.

Sucking babies out of the womb at 30 weeks and throwing them in a dumpster is a MUCH bigger threat to the unborn. But Clayton Tucker is a colossal moron and hypocrite, so he doesn’t see that contradiction in his positions.

Clayton Tucker hasn’t even figured out how to move out of mom’s house yet, and he thinks he’s going to save all the babies and families from the evil microplastics in the environment. Microplastics that HE put there, by the way! As usual, he’s of the biggest contributors to the “problem” he wants to get rid of:

Unemployed Bum With Micropenis Poisoning People With Microplastics.

Tire particles are one of the biggest contributors to the “problem” – and Clayton Tucker has spent the last 11 months driving in circles around Texas and yapping at 12 old people at a time…thus emitting about 6x the tire particles a NORMAL driver would emit.

Clayton Tucker can have shitlib old ladies sign all the petitions he wants, but unless you destroy civilization tomorrow by banning tires and clothes, microplastics are here to stay, you bozo.

EDC Dummies Ripped Off By L.A. Grifters. Won’t Actually Own Lampasas ‘Documentary’ They Wasted $30,000 Tax Dollars On.

Color me shocked! The dummies who thought it was a good idea to blow $30,000 on a “promotional film” made by two Los Angeles grifters recently found out they don’t actually OWN the film. But hey! The grifters will be glad to license them the film in exchange for even MORE tax dollars!

You cannot make this shit up.

Oh hey look! He’s wearing a “TX” ball cap now and lost some of the bling! He must be a local and a true Texan…and not a grifter from Los Angeles ripping off the City! My bad.

ALL local Lampassholes frost the tips of their hair. Is that what it’s called? Frosting? I have only heard that term used by my mother and several girlfriends in the past, so I may have it wrong.

The fact that this grifter had the balls to use the term “return on investment” with this shitty video is the most galling part of all. Reminds me of Talbert and all her babbling about the “ROI” the City would get when she grabbed almost a million dollars of Covid money for her failed ‘business’ park.

There’s more….

This is a truly Talbert-esque fuckup, in my book. It would be hilarious if the taxpayers didn’t just get sodomized for $30,000.

If you missed this whole thing, here is where I took a shit on it the first time around:

Council Approves Ridiculous $30,000 Waste Of Money On ANOTHER Video To “Promote Lampasas.”

I’ve seriously lost track of how many times I’ve predicted an EDC/City course of action would be a disaster and I was right. Fifteen times? Twenty? The “business park,” the S2M2 debacle, the Hostess House, the Industrial Park Martin’s Rod & Custom disaster, the Eco-Flex rip-off, and on and on and on.

Morons, all of them. Unforgiveable level of incompetence and retardation.

Socialist Catamite Tells One Ridiculous Lie Too Many. Peanut Gallery Turns On Him And Tears Him New Anus.

Yeah – that’s why childhood obesity is through the roof and 74% of people on food stamps are overweight or obese (46% are obese).

Clayton pays no taxes and has no kids, so I’ve never understood his obsession with feeding kids with other people’s money. I know he likes fondling them but feeding them, too? Very weird. I know he lied once about trying to pay the lunch debt down at Lampasas ISD and I caught him red-handed. But other than that, he has done nothing himself. He has supplied ZERO food from his fake farm to the local schools. A REAL rancher had to come in and do that.

Facebook agreed and tore him a new asshole for this ridiculous statement:

Don’t forget that Clayton ALSO was a huge proponent of millions of illegals flooding into Texas. That put huge upward pressure on the price of food, housing, medical care and yes, school lunches.

Dumb shit.

There Is Only ONE Thing Better Than A Pit Bull Owner Being Mauled By Their Own Dog.

And that is TWO pit bull owners being mauled by their dog!

Derp derp! There are like 300 dog breeds. If you just have to have the ONE breed that is responsible for 68% of attacks, then you are a moron of biblical proportions. If you have young kids or infants and you own a pit bull, you should be jailed for child endangerment. End of story.

I think I’m going to start adopting pit bulls from local pounds and just drive directly to the vet to have them euthanized.