Ok, since the Twitter site with jeets getting unalived already got shut down, I’m giving you a treat from another site.
It never stops being hilarious.
Don’t feel bad. There are 1.5 billion more of them.
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Trust Fund Baby Cries And Stamps Feet Because He Can’t Get His Way And Didn’t Understand The Rules.
Rigged systems! Backroom deals! Corporate elites! Shadowy conspiracies!
Nah. It’s much simpler. You are all morons who can’t read the rules…
So it’s just like the “voter suppression!” thing: a bunch of people were too stupid to follow the rules and got denied. You are not a victim. You are just retarded.
These babies think that just because 50.1% of them show up and scream, they get whatever they want. Like Clayton, they are used to getting whatever they want if they cry to mommy enough.
Fuck these idiots.
My Cousin Is A REAL Farmer. He Was ACTUALLY Born With A Wrench In His Hand. Unlike Comrade Trust Fund.
My first cousin (once removed) is a badass farmer, mechanic and all-around handyman. He does these TikTok clips where he is just tearing shit apart and fixing it. His dad, uncle and grandfather (my uncle Vern) are exactly the same way. Fixing engines, building houses, woodworking…you name it. They can do anything. They are the REAL deal.
My Uncle Verne worked at the Chrysler proving grounds. He had a huge hydraulic lift in his garage at home that he built himself. He drank Miller Lite and always had a hilarious new joke for us. He sang karaoke and was a HUGE muck-a-muck in the VFW. He was a proud American and detested commie pieces of shit like Clayton Tucker.
(RIP Uncle Verne. Miss you, buddy.)
Jared here is much younger than Clayton Tucker and has forgotten more about farming and mechanics than Clayton Tucker will ever know in 10 lifetimes.
Now compare this REAL farmer and badass to the socialist pussyfag who once said he wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth (he was) but a steel wrench in his hand (he wasn’t).
Then he went on film one time and used a wrench wrong while calling a nut a bolt:
It’s a total embarrassment. Just more stolen valor by the socialist cockroach pretending he can even hold a candle to a real farmer or mechanic. It should be a jailable offense, in my opinion. Like lying about being a war hero.
More Jared videos can be found HERE.
Being A Lazy Communist Cost Clayton Tucker $260,892. No Wonder He Is So Bitter And Envious.
Most people, after they blow $80,000 on a college degree, jump into the job market and start their climb up from the bottom.
Now, while Clayton is very likely a bottom, that just didn’t appeal to him.
Instead, the poli sci major disappeared to China to fondle 5-year-old boys for a couple years, apparently.
THEN he came home and….STILL didn’t bother to find work. He jerked around working on campaigns and ‘worked’ as a political organizer for Bernie Sanders, but he certainly didn’t bother with anything you could call a career. Standing on a street corner yelling for free shit is NOT a career….
According to Clayton himself, his family has a “multi-generation ranch” (which was only incorporated in December 2023) and he has been “ranching” and “bailing hay” since he could walk. Seems to me you’d want to step into the role and start making some cheddar.
He didn’t do that. He sat at home and created social media posts complaining about the unfairness of everything under the sun…like the petulant, spoiled, silver spoon pussy that he is.
He also didn’t bother to go out in the world and look for a real job where he could make a career. He bounced around from one loser political campaign to another (Julie Oliver, Chris Perri, Jonathan Hildebrand, Sandra Blankenship, Meg Walsh, Colin Allred, Beto O’Rourke, etc) and ran three losing campaigns of his own.
Now he STILL lives with mom and dad, is a few years away from 40 years old, has no career, no property, no apartment, and no life. He has nothing. He drives around all day with a fat chick and crashes town halls five hours from mom’s house trying to get attention blabbering cliches and lies.
So now the commie wants YOUR stuff! He looks around at guys his age with houses and careers and families and stuff and realizes how badly he fucked up by being a lazy commie instead of a normal member of society.
He was the consummate grasshopper….and now winter is coming.
If only Clayton had gotten a normal job and put away a measly $500 a month, every month, into an S&P 500 tracking index, he would have over $260,000 today!
Such a sad, sad story. A lot of this is his parents’ fault for not cracking the whip and instead enabling all this retardation by letting him live at home. If he had some bills to pay, he might be motivated. As my dad always said: hunger is a great motivator.
Then again, they produced a weak and lazy beta male for a son. Not much you can do with that except hope he finds a much richer boyfriend or something.
Diarrhea Outbreak That Comrade Clayton Was Freaking Out About Traced Back To Taco Bell – The Place Clayton Eats On The Campaign Trail. LOL!
Damn Corrupt Bigshots and monopolies!! Always giving the little guy diarrhea!
Yeah, nobody EVER gets sick from stuff at the farmers market! LOL.
Actually Comrade, most of those “leafy greens explosive shit” incidents are traced back to filthy illegal Guatemalans, Mexicans and other assorted animals who take shits in the field where the crops are grown. The very same illegals you demand we import more of.
Yet ANOTHER reason I stay away from leafy greens.
Welp, turns out the explosive shits were traced back to a Taco Bell….
How they know it was caused by the lettuce and it’s not just a regular, run-of-the-mill Taco Bell explosive shits, they don’t explain.
But you know who LOVES to eat processed shitmeat at Taco Bell while at the SAME TIME telling us how awful the Big Corporations are with their chemicals and shitty ingredients?
This asshole!
Clayton Chunker drives around railing against the Evil Processed Food places while shoving his fat mouth full of Taco Bell, Whataburger, Starbucks and Panda Express. LOL. What a douchebag.
Indians Dying Like Cartoon Characters Is Hilarious.
You might think there is no possible way all this is real. That it’s impossible for this many pajeets die in such ridiculous and cartoonish ways. But it’s very real.
Good thing we are importing millions of them.
Indians Dying Like Cartoon Characters.
** UPDATE ** – this awesome site has already been banned. What the hell is wrong with this country? Bunch of total pussies.
Why Clayton Tucker’s “Greedy Food Monopolies” Is Bullshit – In One Simple Chart.
The unemployed socialist windsock took a rare break from data centers to rant about the phantom “food monopolies” he blames for his failure as a farmer. Of course, the REAL reason he is a failure as a farmer is he’s too lazy to grow anything. It’s hard to get paid for a crop when it doesn’t exist.
He much prefers driving around and grifting money off of little old ladies instead.
So, he blames those nefarious “monopolies” for destroying the little guy farmer – even though there are 226,000 farms in Texas today….same as there were about 35 years ago!
The problem with the “greedy monopolies” and mysterious “Big Shots gouging us” is this chart. It shows general grocery prices from 2014 onwards…..
Here is another view of the same thing:
So from 2014 to 2020, all of these “greedy monopolies” were totally asleep at the wheel. They missed chance after chance to “squeeze” and “gouge” the hapless consumer. They TOTALLY forgot to “rig the system” for six years straight! Grocery prices were remarkably flat all that time!
Then something weird happened in the 2020 and 2021 timeframe, obviously. Even a total imbecile like Clayton Tucker (or any of his cheerleaders) can CLEARLY see that prices took off very suddenly at that exact moment.
Anyone with an IQ over 65 will know that BOOM is due to Covid. Or rather, the insane overreaction to the Covid cold virus that had a 99.98 survival rate.
Anyone with an IQ over 95 (this excludes the fake farmer, obviously) knows that when you slam the brakes on a $22 trillion economy, pay people to stay home instead of produce goods/services and then print $7 trillion currency units into existence, the result is MASSIVE INFLATION.
Guys like me warned about it as morons like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood DEMANDED the economy stay closed and more “stimulus” printed into existence.
“Derp derp! It’s just free magic money from the government! Derp! Print more! Print more! Derp!”
[For those of you who don’t live in Lampasas, Bruce Haywood is a much fatter, slightly dumber version of Clayton Tucker. Another unemployed parasite and far-left nutjob]
The result was predictable. The price of EVERYTHING got jacked about 30% over those years. Not just food! Everything. Car insurance. Lumber. Hotel rooms. Used cars. Widgets. Gas cans.
It’s called inflation through currency debasement. It’s happened in every empire. The government (the government Clayton adores and wants more of!) spends more than it has to buy votes so it has to debase the currency over time. Inflation is just an insidious, hidden tax.
Poor Clayton. Too dumb to understand any of it so he invents boogeymen like “grocery monopolies” to explain it – like a primitive culture inventing gods to explain thunder and lightning.
Moron.
P.S. – if the stupid, ripped-off masses are out there YEARNING for cheaper produce and want to cut out the ‘middle-man’ they could invent something like a “farmers market” and sell direct to consumer. Oh wait. They already did that! Clayton just ignores the farmers market 2 blocks from mom’s house because he has nothing to sell! LOL.
The REAL Reason Comrade Clayton Hates Electronic Shelf Labels.
NOW I see it. Here he is talking about “surveillance pricing” as his excuse – even though that is impossible in grocery stores.
Here is the REAL reason a bunch of states are “taking up arms” against the electronic pricing tags which are used all over Japan and Europe already:
Christ, is there a union for EVERYTHING?
So the United Clowns Who Change Paper Price Tags And Smoke Weed All Day is upset that they can’t stroll around the floor at their leisure and swap out paper price tags for hours on end. If you are unfortunate enough to own a grocery store in, say, Tukwila Washington, you get the pleasure of paying some monkey at LEAST $21.65 per hour to lollygag around the aisles and change out paper tags for hours and hours.
OR you can get these ESLs and save yourself tens of thousands of dollars per year in labor costs.
I’m guessing when grocery store barcode scanners were implemented in the 1970s and 80s, the United Cashiers Keypad Punchers Union howled like monkeys, too.
Tough shit. Technology moves on and things change. Deal with it.
Even it they WERE only changing to ESLs for nefarious “surge pricing” reasons, so what?? LOTS of industries alter prices when demand is high: Uber, Lyft, toll roads, airlines, gas stations, Airbnb, theme parks, etc.
This may shock Comrade Clayton but resort prices and air fare to Florida are WAY higher in mid-March during spring break than they are in early August. You moron.
Why should the grocery stores be any different? If you don’t like it, go at a different time. Or open your own fucking grocery store and advertise your low, low “all-the-time’ prices.
Whiny pussy.
The New Clayton Tucker Site is LIVE!!
Be sure to spread it far and wide! Let all your Texas friends know about the radical socialist and fake farmer who lives with mom and dad!
https://www.comradeclayton.com
Anyone Who Says “The Grid Is At A Breaking Point” Should Be Jailed For Inducing False Panic And For Being A General Imbecile.
Apparently Comrade Clayton is not the only one piling on data centers. EVERY SINGLE SHITLIB is making it the center point of their campaigns. At least these other dummies are actually running for the Texas legislature – the ONLY governmental body actually empowered to do anything about it.
Which begs the question: if EVERY shitib running for the Texas House and Senate is already babbling non-stop about data centers, why does Clayton Tucker (who would have ZERO power over data centers if elected) keep talking about it 98% of the time?
[Hint: to raise money and because he has nothing else to offer.]
Even that traitorous slob Sid Miller FINALLY ADMITTED that Ag Commissioner can DO NOTHING about data centers and it is entirely in the hands of the legislature and the governor:
Why would Sid Miller “call on the Governor and legislature” to do something if Sid Miller had all these awesome powers to stop data centers himself? Oh right. Because he has zero powers. Which I’ve been saying like a broken record for several months now.
Sid Miller only cares about any of this because he’s trying to get back at Abbott for tossing him under the bus in his primary against Nate Sheets. Sid Miller cares about data centers about as much as I do.
Here is a typical uneducated and retarded woman running for the Texas House. She is outright lying and telling us the grid “is at a breaking point!”
The problem for this idiot woman is that ANYONE can see the current supply and demand on the ERCOT dashboard any time they want. The dashboard tells a different story. It is a story of PLENTIFUL supply even now in July:
Since shitlibs suck at math and charts, I’ll decipher this for you: just for tomorrow there is 135.5 GIGWATTS available and only 82.9 gigawatts is projected to be needed. Ergo, there is a massive cushion of 52 GIGAWATTS.
How much power is 52 gigawatts? Enough to power over 37 MILLION HOMES!
But yeah, keep telling me how the grid is about to break, you absolute mook. This chick is clearly brain dead. Then again, what do you expect from a woman who brags about being a single mom, has never had a real job in her life and who takes “girl boss” photos like this one:
Fat, dumb and clueless is no way to go through life, Amy.
Since the Texas grid is perfectly fine and has power to spare, conniving scumbags like Clayton Tucker are forced to point to shitlib blue states where power prices have climbed and then blame it all on data centers so they can say “that will happen here!”…ignoring the role that the shitlib love of green energy played in the problem.
A lot of people WAY smarter than Clayton Tucker have already crunched the numbers. Here is an article just from today!
Higher Electricity Rates In Blue States Linked To Renewable Energy Policies
A new analysis by Always On Energy Research and the Institute for Energy Research concludes that renewable energy mandates and net-zero policies have contributed to higher electricity prices in states that adopted them, while states with fewer climate-related mandates generally have lower electricity costs.
Whoops. As usual, moron liberals took a huge shit on the floor (pushed terrible green energy policies) and when that shit on the floor starts to stink (power prices up bigly) and people are looking for who did it (complaining about high bills), the scumbag liberals slink away from their own shit pile and say “the data center did it!” like a lying six-year-old child.
Here is more proof that the power rate hysteria is a pile of nonsense. ANOTHER article from today!
Rates will DROP by 1.3% for residential PGE customers July 8, the utility said. Commercial customers will experience a 2.1% drop and industrial customers will experience a 1.4% decrease. Meanwhile, rates for data centers will go up 29%.
Wow! Clayton Tucker wrong yet again! That’s only happened about 42 times before!
Add in the fact that Texas is building power plants left and right to increase supply even MORE, and I will gladly place a $10,000 bet that if you bookmark this page and come back here in five years, power prices will NOT have come close to doubling. I doubt they’ll even be up 10% by then.
How about it, Clayton? Want to put your money where your filthy commie mouth is? Or are you fully aware you’re selling a line of shit just to grift money off of old ladies?
You giant pussy.