No, Ranchers And Farmers Scared Of Data Centers Did Not Propel A Clueless Communist Into His First Job At Age 35. Election Post Mortem Part I

“A raging river of shit lifts all turds” – John F. Kennedy, probably

If you can believe it, local socialist and illegitimate Ag Commissioner-elect is STILL running around telling people that ranchers being mad about data centers and their water usage was “critical” to his election. LOL.

No, what happened was all the fat, blue-haired freaks and imported browns and jeets in Houston, Austin and Dallas do what they do best: vote for anyone with a D after their name. Nate Sheets, Dawn Buckingham and other competent candidates were collateral damage of the atomic shitbomb that libs (and a good number of republicans) aimed at Trump for his retarded war in Iran.

Nobody woke up every morning and worried that Iran would get a nuke. But EVERYONE fills their tank weekly and got reminded of the totally retarded and self-imposed fuckup that was Trump’s war in Iran. It’s that simple. THAT and a growing number of foreigners and CA/NY/OH douchebags moving here to turn Texas into the shitholes they left.

Exhibit A – the dummy Potato Head and her commie kid:

I had one of my Grokbot minions make a map of the counties won by Sheets and Comrade Goatwanker. The number shown on the county is how much the candidate won by. Tucker only won 14% of the counties in Texas (35 out of 254):

Zoom in to see the margins of victory

You will notice that in the ENTIRE AREA he spent all his time yapping about data centers (Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilene) he got absolutely massacred. He lost by margins of 50 to 70 points!

Lubbock County? He got creamed by 25 points. Not even close.

Lampasas County where he supposedly has “deep roots” and a “multi-generational ranch” and lives with his parents? He got destroyed by 50 points (25%/75%)

Burnet County right next door? A 46-point beatdown.

San Saba which is basically where his fake ranch is located (Grandma’s acres with his pet goats)? Murdered by SEVENTY POINTS (15% to 85%)

Mills (lost by 68 points) – Hamilton (lost by 65 points) – Comanche (lost by 60 points)

So where were all the votes coming from, if not all the ranchers and farmers up there who adore him and are petrified of data centers?

Comrade Cumstain won the election by 453,000 votes. His margins in the big cities:

Harris County – 327,000
Dallas County – 290,000
Travis County – 264,000

Close to 900,000 just in those big three cities packed with retards. You think Austin, Dallas or Houston residents are worried about water shortages? LOL. Austin sits next to massive rivers and lakes. NONE of those cities has any “water problem” on the horizon. Exit polls showed that “data centers” were WAY down on the list of shit people care about – right around #10 or 11 in most surveys.

The “water issue” was bullshit all along, as I grew hoarse pointing out this year. Of every gallon of water used in Texas, only 1/2 oz goes to data centers. It is a non-issue, as I have said all along.

No, Nate Sheets lost because EVERYBODY lost. Comrade Cumstain just happened to be standing there when the shitriver came through and he got carried along like the other turds. Dawn Buckingham had $3 million in her campaign to Ben Flores’ $3,000 – and she also lost. She is someone I thought was unbeatable. Flores is just a name they threw on the ticket as a sacrificial lamb – he’s currently fighting leukemia and in chemo. So this was the LAST thing HE expected either.

But now Flores (a Mexican-born radical and global warming nutjob) is now Land Commissioner.

Truly sickening.

Kansas lost a senate seat that was red for 90 years or something – so this had ZERO to do with candidates and EVERYTHING to do with blue rage.

Every single Supreme Court place was ALSO won by democrats by almost the EXACT same margin as Tucker, Flores, Hinojosa, etc.

In fact, Tucker did worse (51.3%) than them and THEY sure didn’t yap about data centers at all!

Listening to Comrade Clayton opine about how it was his genius data center issue (which he can STILL do nothing about) is like listening to some idiot who won Powerball tell us about his number-picking system when in reality, if he had gotten in the line at the gas station one person earlier or later, he would not have been handed the winning random number spit out by the machine.

Just dumb fucking luck. Oh, that and also being an unemployed trust fund bum and having parents who enable your sloth by letting you live in their upstairs bedroom – which allows you the time and resources to run for anything and everything year after year until a freak accident like this happens! He just spent 18 months driving in circles and blabbering at data center town halls in Lubbock when the dems could have run a naked mole rat as Ag Commissioner and the rat would have also won. Bruce Haywood could have run and never left his greasy Whataburger-wrapper-littered recliner and HE would have won!

MUCH more to come in the next few posts. Including my survey of random voters I did at six different bars in Austin this past weekend. Stay tuned!

Sid Miller puts a turtle on a post.

Unemployed Bum Who Has Spent Last Eight Months Bashing Data Centers Has Now Handed Them Over $130,000 He Got Defrauding Old People By Promising To “Stop Data Centers”

What better way to “stop data centers” than to hand them over $130,000 (and counting)!

There are many more payments to “evil data center companies” like Amazon as well. Those are just the big ones!

What else has the grifting bum wasted the old ladies’ money on? Well, he blew $75,000 on a consultant to help him speak better in public. If I were him, I’d demand a refund….

Grifting bum Kristi Lara getting in on the pilfering as well! Shocker.

He has also started dipping directly into the cookie jar – plenty of payments directly to “Clayton Tucker” himself! You didn’t expect him to NOT spend all that money on himself, did you? I warned you six weeks ago that he was setting himself up for a perpetual grift:

Like every grifting, lazy, socialist bum he sees a big pile of money and cannot help but grab a bunch for himself. After all, the kid has never worked a real job in his life! Somebody has to pay for all those Starbucks coffees and Whataburgers.

VOTE!

This is it. The last 24 hours. The last chance to keep a socialist deadbeat and bum out of the Texas Agriculture Department. The last chance to keep a lying scumbag from grifting his health insurance and paycheck off of you for the next four years.

Let’s get it done. Boots & Bourbon tomorrow. 6pm til it’s over. Mention the secret password and I’ll buy you two drinks: Clayton Tucker is a dirty commie who has sex with goats.

Do you really want this lazy, trust fund PUSSY in charge of billions of dollars? No you do not.

“Clayton Tucker Is A Commie Who Has Sex With Goats” – Election Night Watch Party. Boots & Bourbon. November 3rd.

That’s the phrase to remember.

If you utter that phrase to me on November 3rd at Boots & Bourbon, I’ll hand you TWO tickets for free drinks. That’s right. TWO free drinks on Lampasshole.

I’ll be there from around 6pm until the bitter end.

Get your ass out there and VOTE. There are thousands of gullible old ladies who have fallen for Clayton Tucker’s “harmless rural dude” persona he invented.

We need every vote to cancel those fools out.

The unemployed poli sci major CANNOT be in charge of the second-largest Ag department in the United States. It simply cannot be allowed. Not only will he waste every penny he gets his grubby, filthy commie hands on – he will fill that department with other incompetent commies and cronies who will infest the department for decades after. They are like ticks. Once they are in, you can never get them out.

Internal polls only have the socialist bum down by 6 points. That is WAY too close for comfort. Bug your friends. Bug you kids.

If it helps, consider that if this asshole wins, YOU will be paying his salary, health insurance and pension for doing nothing more than fucking up the Ag Department. He will also re-hire Sid Miller and his corrupt cronies. That cannot happen.

One Week Left To Make Sure Frail Lesbian Clayton Tucker Stays Unemployed. Here Is A Compilation Of His Many, Many Lies.

Nothing encapsulates his Campaign Of Lies quite like this utter bullshit photo:

Fat scumbag socialist straps on gun prop to fool rural rubes.

The unemployed poli sci major who still lives with his parents at age 35 wants you to believe he is just a gun-totin’, steer-wraslin’, rough-and-tumble tough guy who grew up as a rancher.

All of that is total bullshit, of course. He tried to get “assault rifles” banned just a few years ago. That is a fact. That gun prop on his hip was added SOLELY for this campaign. He has NEVER appeared in ANY video carrying a sidearm before this year.

His REAL appearance is the soft-handed, doughy, pasty pussy who carried a goat prop with him to sign his candidacy papers:

Here are all of the big whoppers he has told during this campaign. I have debunked all of them, of course. His own social media from the Pre-Ag-Campaign days also contradicts everything he now claims to be.

He grew up in an upper-middle-class home in Georgetown. Mom was a worker drone and paper pusher for the Railroad Commission. Dad is an “engineer” (not a rancher).

His mom took a couple of pictures of him with some goats back in 1996 when he was five, so in his book, that makes him a rancher.

He misspelled “baling” hay on his own website…like any city slicker would do.

The “multi-generational family ranch” was only incorporated in December of 2023 – right about when he decided he needed some “evidence” to point at in order to back up his bullshit “rancher” story.

The website for this “business” STILL lists a single cow for sale 14 months after it was posted – clearly the entire website is a sham…like most of his life.

He also changed all his social media claims from “rancher” to “farmer” inexplicably last December when he realized he did not meet the qualifications to be Ag Commissioner.

After switching from fake rancher to fake farmer, someone asked him what crops he grew. His answer? Grass. No, I’m not kidding. In reality, he has never even planted a GARDEN! LOL.

He lied about trying to pay off the school lunch debt at Lampasas ISD. I stone cold busted him and humiliated him publicly and explained how to do it…yet he STILL didn’t pay it off.

The “ranch” is a hobby and has NEVER come close to making a living for anyone. Clayton’s grandpas were a pharmacist and Navy man (he has admitted this) and his dad works for Firefly Aerospace. None of them are/were “ranchers” in the business sense of the word. They owned a few animals – like just about everyone in this area. The ranch has never employed a single person. He has refused to release any documentation on the income/profit of the “ranch” he claims to be managing. The IRS would classify it as a “hobby” and not a business.

He listed his occupation as “political organizer” (NOT rancher or farmer!) on his own candidacy forms! LOL. He literally outed himself as a fraud.

He is a far-left Bernie Sanders apostle…NOT some “freedom and Constitution loving” simple rural dude.

Clayton went to college in Georgetown (STILL living with mommy, just like today!) and his parents wasted $80,000 for him to be a Poli Sci major. An odd choice for someone who is supposedly a multi-generational rancher and was destined to “run the ranch.” Clayton then graduated in 2013 and ran off to China for several years to fondle young Chinese boys. This is also extremely weird and has never been explained by him. He was clearly in no hurry to get back and “run the family ranch.”

He has lied about being a “water researcher for the NSF” and also built on the lie by calling himself an “ag researcher” as well. Both are complete lies, as I have documented.

He concocted a major lie about being severely allergic to “American” food because of all the “toxins’ – apparently the food in China is far better. He told multiple interviewers he was running for Ag Commissioner to “bust monopolies” (a power the AC does not have) and because of his food allergies – all that talk went away after he discovered the data center hysteria.

He bitched about “American bread” (no such thing) because of the “yoga mat chemical” but then got caught red-handed eating junk food at Taco Bell, Panda Express and Whataburger, which uses the “yoga mat chemical” in their buns! LOL.

He consistently refuses to acknowledge that anyone can go to a farmers market and buy food DIRECTLY from farmers. Instead he makes up tall tales about “monopolies,” “middle-men” and “price gouging.” [There is a state hotline you can call to report price gouging – yet Clayton has never bothered to call it and report these phantom violations. Kind of like he never reported the dastardly “horn honk” heard round the world.]

His parents’ house (where he lives at age 35) is literally TWO BLOCKS from the weekly Lampasas Farmers’ Market but he has never sold any “crops” there and has never shopped there. He cannot admit the existence of farmers markets since it destroys the “evil middle men and monopolies” narrative he spins.

He used to claim his “ranch” switched from cattle to goats because of “monopolies” but then switched the story to “global warming” because “goats do better in arid regions.” As soon as he said this, Lampasas had its wettest May since 1895.

There is absolutely nothing Ag Commissioner can do about data centers, power lines, Flock cameras or water usage. His nonsense about “ag impact studies” is utter bullshit and every competent person knows it. He probably does, too. But he continues to defraud old ladies with his promises to “STOP DATA CENTERS!”

He has lied about being a church-going Catholic. All that started when Sid Miller’s cronies and felons took over his social media sites.

Clayton was fine with 700,000 acres of solar panels destroying the Texas landscape, since he is a HUGE believer in banning fossil fuels by 2030…

…but he is having a total meltdown about a relatively tiny 12,000 acres of data centers. This shows his utter hypocrisy.

He made up DOZENS of complete fabrications about data centers such as:

Dove population will be wiped out
Heart murmurs in children
Stillbirths in cows and goats (and maybe humans!)
Early-onset dementia
Wildlife destruction
Chickens laying 50% less eggs
Cattle losing 30% of their body weight
“Heavy metal toxins” in wells
Ear aches in children
Cattle breeding disruption due to light pollution
Doubling of electricity rates
“Jacking up” of water bills
“Destroying” water so that is just disappears forever
Violating his made-up law of “quiet enjoyment”
Making noises that can be heard five miles away
Creating massive heat domes that can be felt five miles away

Clayton tells us that data centers (which we have had hundreds of for decades) are going to “take all the water.” But even the data center nutjobs have to admit, they currently use only 0.4% of all Texas water every year. FAR less than ANY other major industry.

He has been lying about his past for years and years now. Much like OJ Simpson, he has told the lies so many times now, he probably believes them. His ENTIRE resume is like this:

Yet he will stand there with a straight face and tell you he’s been a rancher all his life.

Every single thing he has stated from start to finish is a lie. His real accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash. He is 35 years old and lives with his parents. He was supposedly HANDED a multi-generational ranch with ALL the equipment and with beef prices at all time highs and he STILL cannot make a buck. He blames “monopolies” for his lifelong failure, despite the fact that somehow over 100,000 other family ranches are managing to stay in existence!

Example #97 Why Clayton Tucker Is Unfit To Run Anything.

He’s been wrong and wrong and wrong again for his entire life. From failure to launch and being unemployed at age 35 to being petrified of global warming and a cold virus….

He praised Ilhan Omar and licked her asshole for all to see….

But guess what? She has stolen millions, defrauded the taxpayer and lied about her entire life. She also married her brother.

Just another retarded take by Clayton Tucker the low-IQ socialist who lives with his parents at age 35.

Clayton Tucker: fell for global warming hoax, fell for Covid masking and fake vaccines, fell for BLM hoax, fell for Russian collusion hoax, praises muslim thieves and liars. He has NEVER been right about ANYTHING!

But yeah, let’s put him in charge of a billion dollars and 700 employees. My god.

WRONG yet AGAIN!!

Clayton Tucker: an open-borders, muzzie-loving, unemployed socialist. Period.

Unemployed Socialist Cockroach Clayton Tucker Re-Writes History For The 100th Time.

Oh, now it’s just “guardrails”?

No, you WERE NOT saying anything about data centers back in June of 2025 when you started. You weren’t even talking about it in January of 2026 (see proof below). And you never called for “guardrails,” you scumbag. You have called REPEATEDLY for a “moratorium” and “pause” for “a year or two or three” is what you said at one town hall meeting!

No, here is the REAL history of your campaign…which is easily confirmed by everything you have posted in plain sight for the last 18 months. The fact you are willing to tell brazen lies like this when the truth is so easily researched means that either (1) you have some kind of mental illness to compulsively lie or (2) you think your followers are so incredibly retarded that they have a memory span of about 24 hours. I’m guessing the truth is a combination of those two.

THE REAL HISTORY:

You kicked off your campaign in June of 2025. For the first six months, you were 100% in on “monopolies are making food prices high” and “I have food allergies from all the bad stuff in our food so I’m running for Ag Commissioner.” You LITERALLY said that on YouTube in January of this year.

Here is the video – go to the 1:05:50 mark. It’s all “monopolies, monopolies, price gouging, food allergies” – ZERO MENTION of data centers! HE is asked POINT BLANK why he is running for Ag Commissioner. No data centers to be found! He instead expands on his ridiculous food allergy story about his time in China fondling 5-year-old boys:

[The food allergy answer ITSELF is a huge lie, of course. You can tell by the way he uncomfortably swallows and blinks too much after he makes up that ridiculous story about his “detoxing” in China because U.S. food is just SO awful and unhealthy.]

Your first campaign video (February) ALSO makes ZERO mention of data centers. In fact, you spend the entire video talking about those phantom monopolies again AND bashing Sid Miller non-stop as a corrupt piece of shit. The same Sid Miller whose cock is in your mouth right now!

AGAIN! ZERO mention of data centers or “protecting farmland” or “doubling of electricity rates” or any of the other nonsense you glommed onto later. That’s because you’re a scumbag opportunist and windsock who changes his “principles” on a dime to jump on the latest bandwagon without any critical thinking or research. You are just one of the unthinking, retarded outrage mob. Nothing more. Covid, Ukraine, global warming, wind power, data centers: it doesn’t matter. You just join the mob like a low-IQ pussy.

But please! Tell us some more lies about how you’ve been “fighting data centers” since the first day of you campaign, you weasel.

But then right around late February, an anti-data center hysteria swept social media and took a bunch of old ladies and retarded beta males like Clayton along for the ride. He simply parroted what everyone else was saying AND added his own dozen bullshit lies (stillbirths in cows, heart murmurs in kids, doubling of electric rates, etc). Then later he claimed he invented the entire issue himself. LOL!

Ag Commissioner has ZERO power over anything data center related, but you saw it was getting you WAY more attention than your easily-disprovable “monopoly” and “food allergy” lies. So you stuck with it. Luckily, your followers have the IQ of a turnip so they jumped on board and bought your fraud.

You also never called for “guardrails” – it was STOP and BAN and MORATORIUM FOR YEAR every time you opened your filthy commie mouth.

The rest is history, of course. You then proceeded to use AI to write social media posts, hand $60,000 to Facebook, post hundreds of gay videos to the DATA CENTER servers of Twitter, Facebook and Instagram and make AI generated videos for the next 10 months like the scumbag hypocrite you are.

Oh, and you got in bed with Sid Miller, they guy you called a “corrupt bootlicker” for the first 9 months of your campaign when you thought he’d be your opponent in the primary.

You’re both massive piles of shit.

Dummy Who Has Been Ripping Off Old People By Promising To “Stop AI” Posts Campaign Ad Made With AI.

It literally says at the bottom: Made with AI

If you handed money to this clown and actually thought he was going to “stop AI” then you are an idiot of biblical proportions. If you don’t feel like a complete dumb shit for falling for this kid’s schtick, then I don’t know what to tell you. You’re beyond help.

Hey look! I can use AI too! It took me 5 seconds to make this and I didn’t have to pay a graphic designer or anything! No wonder Clayton uses it over and over and over to make campaign material to raise money to “fight AI!” Makes perfect sense.

Remember: “Clayton Tucker is a commie who has sex with goats” will get you two free drinks!