There are many such cases. Notable examples include Friedrich Engels, Che Guevara, Vladimir Lenin, and Zohran Mamdani.
Spoiled Little Fat Boy Grows Up To Be Filthy Commie Scumbag.
Socialist Catamite Tells One Ridiculous Lie Too Many. Peanut Gallery Turns On Him And Tears Him New Anus.
Yeah – that’s why childhood obesity is through the roof and 74% of people on food stamps are overweight or obese (46% are obese).
Clayton pays no taxes and has no kids, so I’ve never understood his obsession with feeding kids with other people’s money. I know he likes fondling them but feeding them, too? Very weird. I know he lied once about trying to pay the lunch debt down at Lampasas ISD and I caught him red-handed. But other than that, he has done nothing himself. He has supplied ZERO food from his fake farm to the local schools. A REAL rancher had to come in and do that.
Facebook agreed and tore him a new asshole for this ridiculous statement:
Don’t forget that Clayton ALSO was a huge proponent of millions of illegals flooding into Texas. That put huge upward pressure on the price of food, housing, medical care and yes, school lunches.
Dumb shit.
There Is Only ONE Thing Better Than A Pit Bull Owner Being Mauled By Their Own Dog.
And that is TWO pit bull owners being mauled by their dog!
Derp derp! There are like 300 dog breeds. If you just have to have the ONE breed that is responsible for 68% of attacks, then you are a moron of biblical proportions. If you have young kids or infants and you own a pit bull, you should be jailed for child endangerment. End of story.
I think I’m going to start adopting pit bulls from local pounds and just drive directly to the vet to have them euthanized.
Ilhan Omar Cites World War ELEVEN In Her Moron Rant.
Our founding fathers never even considered the possibility that illiterate third world women would one day be shipped into this country and then elected to congress. We are discovering a method of national suicide that never entered the minds of the founders.
Of course, megapussies and self-hating whites like Clayton Tucker LOVE that shit along with open borders.
Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”
“It’s Not Like We Get Anything From The Internet” Says Unemployed Doofus Who Lives On Internet 10 Hours Per Day.
Fake rancher grease melon Clayton Tucker is baffled that anyone would want data centers around. He doesn’t get, like, what they are for, and stuff.
This dick-pinching glue huffer sure didn’t give a shit about “less farmland” when his hero Joe Biden was trying to subsidize solar farms on every acre of prime real estate between 2020 and 2024.
But yeah, data centers are ALL cost and zero benefit.
They have zero benefits unless you: use any streaming services like Netflix or Hulu, use the Internet, GPS, Uber, online banking, YouTube, email, credit cards, Apple Pay, cell phones, stock brokerage accounts, gas pumps, Zoom calls, post videos and photos to about 12 different social media sites, send medical images to doctors, use TikTok, Instagram, the ENTIRE U.S. air-traffic system including routing and reservations, air freight, Amazon orders, ATMs, Spotify, online gaming, and about 50 other things you use every day.
Go eat a cockmeat sandwich, Clayton. You are an absolute retard.
I Wonder Which Of Don Henley’s Four Mansions He Was In When He Got Caught Doing Coke With Underaged Hookers.
Clayton Tucker’s newest and biggest donor is apparently buying into the “data centers are destroying our resources” fad. Of course, writing a $50,000 check to an unaccomplished boob who would have ZERO power over data centers if he were elected is not going to solve a single thing. But musicians aren’t known for logic or common sense.
But he can’t be buying into it TOO much, because he has FOUR mansions hooked up to the grid sucking down about 10x more electricity than an “average” American:
So a withered old octogenarian who could EASILY get by in a nice little 2000-square-foot condo INSTEAD needs multiple massive mansions – one of which is about SEVEN TIMES bigger than the average American house.
This reminds me of something, but I can’t put my finger on it. Oh yeah…
Climate Czar John Kerry Grilled Over Using Private Jets
Rules for thee but not for me. Just another moron who happened to hit it big.
So Which Is It?
Clayton Tucker today: “Ban all data centers! Data centers are killing us! Data centers are stealing land and water and making electric rates DOUBLE! Data centers are pure evil run by robber barons!”
Clayton Tucker five minutes ago:
So a few years ago, the Internet (which exists only thanks to data centers) was a human right and Clayton Tucker DEMANDED it be made more reliable and accessible to EVERYONE on earth.
NOW he wants to burn all data centers to the ground. He tells us this daily on Facebook and Twitter – which are hosted on giant data centers, by the way.
Oh – it was also a central campaign promise when he got his ass kicked running for City council a few years back:
As I’ve stated many, many times – all you have to do is wait a year or two and this moron will take the exact OPPOSITE side of his previous demands. That is because he is an unintelligent, weak-minded clown who is influenced by fads and hysteria instead of logic and common sense.
Here is Clayton’s butt buddy and IT guy Man Bun Beebe whining about shitty Internet in Texas JUST LAST YEAR! LOL….
Eagles Lead Singer Don Henley Donates $50,000 To Clayton Tucker Campaign. No, I’m Not Shitting You. We Definitely Live In A Simulation.
The only thing I can’t figure out is why Comrade Clayton hasn’t made a big stink over this – it happened two months ago. Is he ashamed to take money from Hollywood types? Especially guys who got busted for doing blow with teenaged prostitutes?
[I’m SURE that was the very first time he ever pulled rails with underaged whores. Just his bad luck he got nailed the very first time – kind of like Bill Clinton.]
Before you look at me aghast and say “must be a different Donald Henley” let me assure you it’s not. I cross-checked his other donations and they match up with news headlines for the Eagles front man.
I’ve told this to other people when they ask why I’m wasting so much time on an inconsequential mosquito like Clayton Tucker: this “data centers are going to steal your water and jack up your electric rates” bullshit is catching like wildfire all over the country. It reminds me EXACTLY of the Covid hysteria and the same people are falling for it: dumb liberal women who can’t do math and have no common sense.
Never mind that electric rates in Texas are some of the lowest in the nation. Never mind most of the centers are providing their own power out of necessity. Never mind they can use closed-loop water systems. Never mind that GOLF COURSES and ALMOND ORCHARDS use exponentially more water than data centers. Neven mind that all these idiots screaming to shut down data centers use social media and computers 8 hours a day and would be fucked without them. Never mind that Clayton Tucker as Ag commissioner can DO NOTHING about any of this.
None of those facts matter. The rabble is whipped up into a frenzy and this mob of chimps will not listen to any rational voice. They are pissed about prices going up generally (due to deficit spending and money printing NOT data centers) and will take it out on an easy target that fits into a bumper-sticker slogan: data centers.
Throw in Trump’s RETARDED decision to attack Iran and the subsequent gas price increase which is pissing off a LOT of people on the right – and you have a LOT less people going to the polls in November to pull the R lever.
Oh, and throw in the fact that Texas is rapidly filling up with shitlibs from California and other far-left states AND the importation of a billion Indians and muslims who vote shitlib and you have BIG trouble brewing in November.
This is why Nate Sheets need to get off his ass and file suit to have Tucker thrown off the ballot since he clearly DOES NOT meet the legal requirements to hold the Ag Commissioner position. I’ve done all the homework for him already. He needs to smother this infant in the crib.
Fruitcake Failson Suggests Retarded Idea He Could Easily Do Himself But Is Too Lazy/Incompetent To Do So.
Yes, yes! Kids will be ENTHRALLED by watching a corn stalk grown slowly for 77 days so they can get an ear of corn. That is WAY more entertaining than Roblox and Grand Theft Auto. Good thinking, Clayton. For a guy with no kids, you sure do understand them.
They LOVE eating vegetables, too! Make sure you have them grow carrots and peas. Kids love those the most. All those kids are ITCHING to eat healthy veggies and ditch the Doritos. The only problem in that plan has been no farmer at school to teach them how to do it! Amazing insight.
Hey wait a minute! CLAYTON is supposedly a farmer, lives near several schools and has a TON of free time since he is unemployed. I’m wondering why he doesn’t just start doing this himself. Could it be that he is just a lazy, blabbering dipshit?
Actually, I’m wondering when we will ever see pictures of CLAYTON’S personal garden! How about it, Comrade? Don’t you have one planted?? Aren’t you going to lead by example? Why don’t you have your OWN garden where you grow delicious kale and squash for your own consumption? Hell, you haven’t even been back to the Lampasas Community Garden since your bullshit photo op back around 2021!
Instead, you just drive around lecturing people to eat peas while you stuff your fat face with Taco Bell and Whataburger. What a total asshole.
Tell you what. How about YOU grow your own fucking garden, eat a bunch of veggies and lose 30 pounds and THEN you can lecture everyone else on what to do, ok douchebag??
There Is Less Than 1% Chance This Fable Is True.
The fables told by local unemployed socialist mucus plug Clayton Tucker get bigger and bigger.
There is very little chance this story is true. I am about 98% certain I remember him talking once about being lucky his parents paid for college so he didn’t have to but I don’t have that receipt.
What I DO have is years of watching this malaka talk about EVERY little perceived hardship in his life (food allergies, family farm hurt by drought, dead goats, losing his health insurance, etc) and he has NEVER ONCE mentioned his student loan. This is from a Bernie Sanders guy who has talked non-stop for the last 10 years about making college “free.” He would have NEVER passed up a chance to talk about his own student loan and play the victim. Never.
Here is just one of the many times he mentioned student loans without disclosing his own when he had the chance to play victim:
Also, he went to ONE school and got ONE degree, so why would he say I paid THEM (plural) off instead of IT (singular) off? Almost sounds like a clueless guy faking it, the same way he fakes being a rancher or a “working man” and then holds the wrench the wrong way and calls a nut a bolt on a video. Or calls “Blu-Kote” by the wrong name of “Blue Note.” He has a LONG history of telling whoppers. That’s why we call him Costanza in a cowboy hat.
Fake, fake, fake.
I’ll dig even deeper with MORE circumstantial evidence against him. I know people think I’m nuts for spending so much time debunking this fraud, but this retard is running for STATEWIDE OFFICE. He cannot be allowed to win this thing. Someone who is a PROVEN compulsive liar and has zero business experience is the LAST thing the state of Texas needs as Ag Commissioner.
#1 – his mom “worked for the Railroad Commission for 30 years” according to Comrade Clayton himself. Conservatively speaking, that is about $1.5 million in salary, all kinds of medical benefits and a fat pension for being a paper pusher. His dad has admitted to “making a good living” as an aerospace engineer (also paid for by taxpayers, indirectly).
So you had TWO parents earning a likely combined $130,000 or more AND health care expenses were likely taken care of through mom (taxpayers) – and only ONE kid. I know for a fact, this family owns about 5 or 6 vehicles between the three of them. I find it HIGHLY UNLIKELY that parents sitting on that kind of income would take out a loan and pay 6% interest on it for years unnecessarily. It’s WAY more likely they would just pay the tuition as it came in. Tuition was around $29,000 per year back then at his joke school.
#2 – after graduating in 2013, did Clayton run back to the ranch and start his career as a rancher to pay off these supposed loans he took out? He did not! He scurried over to China and did God-knows-what for THREE YEARS! He was a babysitter for one of those years, but the rest of the time he appears to have traveled around and fucked off on somebody’s (mom? dead grandpa?) dime.
Here he is admitting he’s a lazy bum (world traveler) immediately after graduating. Not exactly the actions of a kid worried about paying off his school loans. If he WAS, he’d have gotten his ass into the workforce right away and maybe worked TWO jobs to pay those loans off since they were accruing interest immediately.
#3 – why the hell would you rack up approximately $180,000 in debt (principle and interest estimate) to be a Poli Sci major if you were a “family ranch man” who was going to work the “family ranch” as a “fifth-generation rancher”? Why even go to college at all?? You supposedly had FOUR generations of Tucker ranchers to teach you the business. You don’t need college for that. Makes ZERO sense at all. I’ve asked this question many times. Comrade Clayton has never answered it.
Some Uncomfortable Questions For The Tucker Family Fake Ranching Operation In Lampasas.
At the very least, it shows how fiscally irresponsible he is, which is yet ANOTHER reason this clown can’t be put in charge of a BILLION DOLLAR budget.
#4 – if he was so worried about this debt hanging over his head, why did he likely waste thousands of dollars paying for his gay “book” to be published back in 2019? Very fiscally irresponsible.
Did Clayton Tucker Pay Almost $6,000 To “Publish” A Book?!?
#5 – if he had all this debt hanging over his head, why did he buy a BRAND NEW wind-up truck last year to drive all over Texas so he could pretend to be a rancher? Why not buy a three-year-old truck and save about $10,000? Again – this would have been EXTREMELY fiscally irresponsible IF he was still paying off student loans at the time (which of course, he wasn’t).
So many questions. Never any answers. Just more fables.
If you want to answer any of these questions or show proof you have been “paying off loans” for the last 13 years, you know where to email me, buddy:
lampasshole@protonmail.com
If you can prove you have personally paid off all your loans with money you earned from a real job then it’ll be the very first time I was wrong about your fables and I’ll publicly eat some crow.
P.S. If it seems too farfetched that he would make up such an outrageous tale, remember: this is the kid who made up a brazen lie about trying to pay off lunch debt for Lampasas ISD kids. It was extremely easy to check his story and I did – he got cold busted. THEN he failed to make good on his promise after being publicly shamed. So he clearly has no shame or ethics when it comes to his story-telling.