Data Center Clowns Are Quickly Running Out Of Stuff To Whine About.

Gee – what will all the useless grifters cry about when the smart nerds eliminate the power and water concerns for data centers?

Don’t worry, though. Chicken Little clowns like Clayton Tucker will find something new to panic and whine about while grifting money off of old ladies. He always does!

Monitored reservoirs in Texas just keep filling up…now at 77% while Corpus approaches 29% full…

Texas Reservoir Current Data

Lake Corpus Christi

Fat, Useless Grifters Swarming Data Center Issue Like Flies To Shit.

Every unemployed slob has realized they can be a “popular kid” for a few minutes in their sad lives and get some attention by grabbing a mic and blabbering “down with data centers!” as they post 50 times a day on Facebook and Twitter.

Just incredible retardation on display….

Funny how ALL these clowns are fat unemployed bums with zero knowledge or skills. They are almost all “organizers” who still live with their parents….

Grifters gonna grift.

This is bad news for Comrade Clayton. There is really no barrier to entry to being a fat, whiny moron who knows nothing about data centers. They are a dime a dozen and they are coming to share your spotlight! LOL.

Clowns, all.

Fake Rancher Quotes Fake Indian For Fake ‘Facts’

Talk about a circle jerk of fakery. A socialist fake rancher re-tweeting a socialist fake Indian throwing out fake ‘facts’ that are debunked RIGHT IN THE ARTICLE he links to! LOL.

Right from the article itself:

PolitiFace ruling: Mostly False. The figure she cited referred to wholesale prices, not the prices residential consumers pay every month. Wholesale prices are part of just one component of a residential electricity bill.

Then there is this:

Study Finds No Link Between Data Centers And Electricity Costs

The reason morons in Maryland and Virginia are paying more for electricity is because of THIS:

Who was a BIG fan of the Green New Deal? Why Clayton Tucker, of course!

Typical: shitlibs and commies wreck stuff and when the bill comes due, they blame “greedy corporations” or the “oligarchs.”

Morons.

Which Side Are You On?

There are brilliant men out there solving problems every minute of every day. They are pioneers like Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Steve Jobs and others who are making life better for mankind and, yes, getting rich doing it. That’s the beauty of free market capitalism….

There are THOUSANDS of tech startups out there RIGHT NOW with young, hungry dudes who will change the world. It’s an exciting time to be alive. We live in the greatest time in human history.

Then there are soft, weak pussies like this who cry non-stop and tell us the sky is falling….

They have been wrong over and over and over. They live with their mothers. They are scared of everything and live in a bubble. They are soft and stupid. It’s embarrassing.

Which kind of man are you?

No, $174 Billion Is Not A Scary Number.

To a pea brain that cannot put anything in perspective, $174 billion sounds scary – and that’s what he wants it to sound like. How else to grift social security checks off of old ladies if you can’t petrify them into thinking no water will come out of their taps tomorrow??

He fails to mention that this is the cost through the year 2080 – a 53-year timeframe. Divide that $174 billion by 53 and all of a sudden it’s only $3.2 billion per year.

[For perspective, Texas spends FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS on Medicaid every year – much of it so illegals can shit out more kids at $15,000 per pop and go to the ER for a belly ache – something Clayton Tucker has applauded for a very long time]

The pea-brained person might think that $3.2 billion per year is still a lot of dough. Of course, when you divide that by the 32 million residents in Texas, you are now looking at only $102 per person per year.

Divide by 12 months and it comes out to only $8.54 per month – that is the cost for beautiful, clean, life-giving water. The average asshole spends WAY more than that on streaming services and Door Dash charges.

If you are a family of four, that’s an extra $34 per month. That is peanuts. You spend way more on stupid shit all the time.

Once again – Clayton Tucker’s fearmongering doesn’t hold up to scrutiny. My advice to him is to put the phone down, get off social media and go out and touch some grass.

Hey wait a minute! Speaking of grass, shouldn’t he be “bailing” some hay right about now??? I’m no fake rancher, but I know I’ve been mowing my property for about 15 hours this week – it’s been a banner rainy season (23 inches) and my grass won’t stop growing. SURELY it’s time for the first cut of hay by now, right Comrade?

You should be back on your fake ranch instead of driving around with Baby Beluga spouting nonsense. Maybe then you could make some money and move out of mom’s house!

Another Story Fabricated: The Tennessee Toxic Metal Fairy Tale

First it was “power bills have doubled!” – without mentioning that it was in Maryland and not Texas.

Then it was “wells are running dry” – without mentioning that it was in Georgia AND altering multiple ‘facts’ in the story to make it sound far worse than it was (in actuality some water was turned brown and muddy due to blasting during construction).

NOW it’s “toxic heavy metals in wells!” – a fairy tale that takes place in Tennessee…and he mentions no names or locations, as usual. Just like “that guy near Dallas” whose cows supposedly went sterile due to data centers. LOL.

He fails to mention exactly how data centers could possibly leach “heavy metals” into the groundwater. He fails to mention WHICH “heavy metal” was found, supposedly.

I thought he told us they were just “stealing” all the water – not injecting “heavy metals” into the ground (which they aren’t).

Google was unable to find ANY story that matches his fairy tale he told to a room of gullible morons…

Texas (which has the most data centers of pretty much any state) has NONE of these horror stories, so Comrade Clayton is forced to make up stories altogether or pluck stories from another state 1,000 miles away to try and scare people.

Also, if you can prove your well was poisoned with “heavy metals” by a data center you are going to be very rich. There IS a legal system in place, you know. The problem is that lawsuits require proof of damages and liability and stuff like that – things that Clayton Tucker doesn’t ever produce during his ramblings and lies.

But you know who IS fucking people over and facing ACTUAL lawsuits for damages??? The company that Clayton’s dad works for! Firefly!

That would be the SAME Firefly that is taking $100 million in tax dollars to build out DATA CENTERS in secret locations. Talk about a hypocrite!!

That would be the same Firefly that is partnered with General Dynamics – a company that poisoned the land so badly that it is now an EPA Superfund Cleanup Site. Talk about “toxic metals!”

The same Firefly that is partnered with Northrup Grumman – a MASSIVE monopoly that rips off taxpayers non-stop with wildly overpriced weapons systems due to their monopoly status. Talk about “Evil Monopolies!!”

But Clayton can’t EVER say anything bad about all the shit Firefly Aerospace pulls on everyone because that’s where daddy’s paycheck comes from and THAT paycheck buys Clayton his $4,000 pet mini cows and shiny imported Japanese tractors he poses for photos on! It also pays the property taxes and mortgage for the house where Clayton still lives with his mom and dad at age 35 1/2. Pathetic.

Remember: he can’t be bought! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

“I Won’t Be Intimidated” Says Scared Rabbit Who Was Petrified Of Cold Virus.

Intimidated by whom? Has he already created some hilarious “I’m a hero for the little people just like Erin Brokovich” narrative in his pea brain? Does he think that some Evil Data Center Tech Bro is going to make a menacing call to his cell at 2am and whisper “you’d better stop fighting us on data centers or you’ll be sorry”?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nobody even knows who you are, you clown. You live with your parents, are unemployed and broke. I don’t think they’re too worried about you.

But I DO remember that very recently, you were petrified of a cold virus with a 99.98% survival rate for your age group. So much for “not being intimidated” by stuff. You were a petrified rabbit for about 2.5 years – including STILL wearing a mask in public well into 2023.

Here are some photos of Tough Guy Tucker wearing a mask in a car by himself and then rushing out to inject himself with the shitpoison they concocted in a few months and then lied about being safe and effective:

“Socialized medicine for all!” says the communist who lives with his parents!
The store ran out of men’s masks, apparently.

Yeah – keep telling us how brave you are, commie maggot.

Clayton Tucker Turns Tough Guy Act Up To 11: “I Grew Up Staring Down Angry Steers In A Bullpen…None Of You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Intimidate Me” I Hereby Challenge Him To A Cage Match For Charity.

Holy shit.

He has really just thrown caution to the wind now. Absolutely DOES NOT CARE how big the lies are because this is it for him. He loses this, and it’s back to being a nobody at mom’s house.

This may be the most disgusting misrepresentation by a silver spoon pussy I’ve ever seen:

“I ain’t gonna get bought, I ain’t gonna get bossed, I’m a little too stubborn for that. And I’m also not going to be intimidated. I grew up staring down angry steers in a bullpen…none of you motherfuckers are going to intimate me.” [7 second mark]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He has never stared down anything but his boyfriend’s cock. He is a GIANT silver spoon pussy and trust fund nerd.

I am 21 years older than this pussy and I’ll gladly challenge him to a cage match in the center of Lampasas. No holds barred. I will donate $5,000 to any charity who wants to set this up. Five minutes in a cage with me. Anything goes. The good news is, the center of town is only three blocks from your mom’s house where you live at age 35.

I’m the angry steer and you’re the lying queer. Let’s go.

The ball is in your court, comrade. Do you accept?

I must warn you: there is NOTHING on this planet I despise more than a lying, grifting, America-hating socialist piece of shit like you. I cannot guarantee your safety. I’ll come charging across that ring and you’ll be body slammed and then pummeled into the ground before you know what hit you. I’ve DREAMED about pummeling lying socialist shit sacks like yourself. PLEASE accept this challenge.

I’m begging you. Show us all how tough you are. PLEASE!!!

Erin Brockovich? More Like Clayton Tuckerbitch

Comrade Clayton Tucker, the unemployed socialist bum who lives with his mom at age 35 (and who thinks he is a ‘data center expert’ after posting a bunch of made-up ‘facts’ for a couple months) NOW thinks he’s the next Erin Brokovich! LOL

In fact, he is EXACTLY COPYING the “data center reporting” website that Erin Brokovich herself has already created.

Brockovich AI Data Center Reporting

Jesus, that’s sad.

Poor Clayton. Always a day late and a dollar short. The story of his thoroughly unremarkable life.

You see, now that EVERYONE and their pet cat is bashing data centers and Greg Abbott is taking up the cause (something the Governor and Legislature actually CAN have an effect on) all of a sudden the kid who lives with mom is being exposed as a know-nothing nobody yet again.

Abbott recommends sweeping data center regulation, including eliminating sales tax exemption

You hear that sound? That’s the sound of Clayton Tucker’s teeny, tiny bit of thunder being stolen for good. He sees his grift slipping away from him. If Abbott makes a few changes to all the data center stuff, then Clayton has nothing to whine about six times a day. He’ll have to go back to ranting about monopolies and microplastics – which got him zero attention.

So now Clayton Tucker the attention whore is trying desperately to copy Erin Brockovich in a sad attempt to stay relevant.

LOL. It is to laugh.

Oh, and countdown to Clayton crying about Elon becoming a trillionaire in 3…2….1….

600,000 > 10,000

“They’re takin all of our farmland! Derp derp!”

This is one of the dumber arguments by the data center hysteria crowd. Naturally, unemployed socialist bum Clayton Tucker uses it so he can inject himself (Ag Commissioner!) into the data center debate. In reality, the debate should consist of the governor and the legislature, since THEY are the ones who hold power over make laws – not the pissant Ag Commissioner.

Strangely, Clayton Tucker was SILENT for the last 8 or 10 years as massive solar subsidies allowed hundreds of thousands of acres of prime farmland to be destroyed by unreliable solar powerwhich only generates about 25% of its nameplate capacity over the course of a year.

In fact, Clayton Tucker screamed LOUDLY for MORE solar and wind to be scattered all over the place as he demanded a TOTAL end to fossil fuels by 2030 (LOL!)

Currently, data centers cover 10,000 acres AT MOST…

Solar farms? Between 50x and 70x MORE!

The hypocrisy of Clayton Tucker is truly staggering. That fat anus Sid Miler is also blabbering about the farmland thing. It’s utter nonsense.

Oh and just for comparison – golf courses in Texas take up 150,000 acres. Fifteen times more than data centers. They use a hell of a lot more water, too.

Calm down.