“As Ag Commissioner, part of my responsibility is to…protect farmers. To be their protector” – Clayton Tucker, 35-year-old unemployed infant who lives with his parents.
I am not shocked by this statement at all. I’ve been saying for YEARS, that this dunce has some kind of savior complex. He thinks everyone else in the world is too stupid to run their own lives or solve their own problems, so Clayton needs to ride to their rescue.
[The irony, of course, is that Clayton HIMSELF has proven to be to stupid to solve his own problems and run his own life. That’s why he lives with his parents at age 35 and has no real job. He’s a bum. The ultimate fuckup.]
He did the same thing during Covid as he went on the Internet and gave sage advice like “we need to do everything we can to fight Covid!” Since he is unable to do math or use common sense, he fell for the masking and vax thing hook line and sinker. He demanded the economy stay closed and was livid when Texas re-opened “too soon” in his expert eyes.
Of course, now the rest of the world knows what smart people knew then: it was all bullshit. The virus had a 99.96% survival rate and basically survival rate 100% for kids. The same kids that morons like Tucker demanded wear a filthy face diaper all day and get an untested shitty “vaccine” as well. We are STILL paying for those moronic decisions.
Turns out he was 100% wrong about ALL of it.
But year – let’s believe that now he suddenly has a brain and can do math so he can run a billion-dollar department! LOL. I don’t think so, Captain Goatwanker. Maybe get your own shit together first, get a job and an apartment and then we can talk.
After lying to little old ladies about “stopping data centers” for the last six months and then getting called out as powerless by me and others, unemployed socialist Clayton Tucker hastily came up with the “Ag impact Study” idea to “slow them down and gunk them up” in his words.
In other words, tie them up with frivolous bullshit and red tape.
Which is weird because NOW he promises us he’s AGAINST red tape!
We all know that in reality, Comrade Clayton LOVES red tape because he’s a socialist who wants the federal government to run the entire healthcare system, among other things. But I digress.
Anyways, he is under the false impression that his power to issue an “ag impact study” means he can do anything he wants and put everything and everyone through the Inquisition and shove a microscope up their ass while HE determines who passes and who fails. This is utter nonsense, of course.
Only from the mind of a spoiled, silver spoon pussy would this “logic” emerge….
“Kneel before Zod! Explain yourself and beg for my approval, and perhaps I shall let you pass!”
This moron actually thinks that an “AGRICULTURE impact study gives him power to make demands about property values, jobs and electricity bills. LOL. It’s scary how power-hungry this midget is. Truly scary. That’s what happens when the cool kids stuff you in a locker for four years of high school, I guess. You spend the rest of your life looking for retribution on anything and anyone.
Super dork and future tyrant.
Wow! Can the Ag Commissioner really arbitrarily screw anyone he wants with an ag impact study just to “gunk them up”?
No, the Texas Agriculture Commissioner does not have the unilateral authority to force an agricultural or economic study on an arbitrary individual, private property, or business.
The commissioner’s powers are strictly defined by the Texas Department of Agriculture and state statutes. While the TDA can conduct regulatory investigations regarding food safety, pesticide compliance, weights and measures, or agricultural pests (such as screwworm monitoring), forcing independent academic or economic studies on unconsenting private citizens generally requires legislative action, Attorney General involvement, or coordination with other regulatory bodies like the Public Utility Commission.
Poor Clayton. He thinks he’s going to be king! But in reality, he’s the same little powerless midget he’s been since birth. So sad.
An effective study looks at the “upstream and downstream” impacts ofremoving land from agricultural productionor altering how a rural area operates. It typical addresses three core areas:
Soil & Land Degradation: Assessing whether topsoil will be permanently damaged, compacted, or eroded during construction (e.g., when installing solar panels or pipelines).
Water & Infrastructure Disruption: Evaluating how a project alters existing drainage patterns, cuts off livestock from water sources, or splits a contiguous property, rendering certain parcels unworkable for heavy farm equipment.
Economic Ripple Effects: Measuring the loss of local agricultural revenue and its cascading effect on rural businesses like feed stores, equipment mechanics, and cotton gins.
The very first layer of the onion is “removing land from agricultural production”! So if it’s some shitty, useless scrubland out in the middle of nowhere (which most of this land is) it is not “productive agricultural land” and therefore is not being “removed from production.”
But let’s look at another angle which makes the data center lunatics look even more ridiculous.
Let’s say all these hyperscalers ARE going to barge in and take the BEST and most productive farmland. Right now, data centers cover maybe 10,000 acres of land in the entire state for the current 400 data centers. I’ll be EXTREMELY generous and allow that these evil hyperscalers are going to use another 200,000 acres! That’s over 300 square miles!! WOW! Sounds like a lot.
Here is the reality these dummies ignore: Texas currently has about 126 million acres of farmland and ranchland.
So if you do the math (Clayton and the hysterical data center loons do not understand math) then you are talking 200,000/127,000,000 – which is 0.16% of all productive land.
Bottom line: even if the evil tech bros barge into Texas, buy off EVERYBODY, ‘steal’ 200,000 acres of productive land to cover it with data centers, and give you the middle finger….that means that 99.84% of all Texas ag land is STILL in production.
What is very creepy to me is that percentage is VERY close to the 99.96% survival rate for Covid. The very same Covid virus that morons lost their minds over six years ago. Oddly, it’s the SAME group of morons (liberals and dumb old ladies) who are losing their minds over data centers for no good reason.
P.S. – the solar farms that Clayton cheered on for the last ten years currently cover over 500,000 acres – or nearly 800 square miles!! Unlike the data centers, many of those WERE placed on productive farmland!
Clayton Tucker: liar, dummy, hypocrite and scumbag all rolled into one shitty candidate.
The unemployed socialist who lives with his parents is at it again. Trying to take a shit on a guy who is about 1000x more successful than he will ever be.
First off, your dad is a moron because YOU are definitely 100% wrong all the time. I’ve chronicled it for six years now. You have literally NEVER been right about anything. Perhaps if your dad had given you this bad news when you were younger, you wouldn’t be the oblivious, smug imbecile you are today. I’ve never seen anyone so wrong have such a high opinion of himself. Ever. That’s on dad, I guess.
Secondly, Nate Sheets has literally fed millions of people and employed hundreds of Americans.
Clayton Tucker has fed ZERO people and employed ZERO Americans. He’s never even had a real job HIMSELF! Complete and utter waste of skin.
Clayton is SUCH a fucking joke, in fact, that he failed to appear in the big Spring Ho parade this morning in his own hometown! He could have gotten on his gay little truck, put some signs up and waved to the people he supposedly knows so well – the salt-of-the-earth small town folks he always talks about. The little guy. The helpless dummy he thinks he’s a savior of. He could have shook hands and campaigned and talked to the “common folks.”
He just did this last week but couldn’t be bothered today in his hometown.
But he didn’t. He stayed home and hid in mom’s house all day. You know why? Because he knows he’d be booed and get rotten tomatoes thrown at his head. I know this because I’d be the one throwing them.
Wow. Sounds pretty good to me. Of course, it eliminates the only thing certain little guys with Napoleon complexes have to complain about.
You see, no matter WHAT, the low-IQ grifters will whine about something. If you build it out in the middle of nowhere? They scream about light pollution. If you build it near a big city? They scream about noise that you can’t hear. If you build it in the countryside? They make up stories about stillbirths in cows. If you build where water is plentiful, they will make up stories about power bills doubling.
It’s a grift. Nothing more.
Morons like Clayton complain that it “hardly creates any permanent jobs” and ignores the years of construction and hundreds of workers it takes. That’s like saying building homes “hardly creates any jobs” because once the house is built and the builders leave, there are no “permanent jobs.” It’s retarded. The building of the data centers and the power plants ARE the jobs, you clown.
Clayton wouldn’t recognize a job if it bit him in the ass, because he’s never had one.
Oh – and NVDA is already making progress on reducing power usage, just as I predicted. Yet another bogeyman slayed.
Traditionally, data center operators have recommended an ambient temperature of 18 to 27 degrees Celsius (approximately 64 to 80 degrees Fahrenheit) for data center equipment. But in an unexpected twist, Nvidia’s new 100% liquid-cooled AI data centers are running at a feverish temperature of 45 degrees Celsius (113 degrees Fahrenheit). This may seem counterintuitive, but Nvidia asserts that this cooling method is one of the biggest efficiency leaps in data center history.
So, how does the Nvidia DSX design work? Liquid coolant enters the chip at 45 degrees Celsius, absorbs heat from across the chip’s surface, and exits at 55 degrees. It was observed that processors can continue to operate at full performance at this temperature, and the process doesn’t cause them to degrade. This is a huge boon for data centers, considering that every one-degree-Fahrenheit increase in operating temperature translates to up to 5% savings in energy costs. And with the U.S. pushing for data centers to pay for grid access, the timing couldn’t be better for Nvidia.
Nvidia claims that its DSX AI factories have “zero water consumption” due to a dry-cooler-based design featuring a closed-loop system with no evaporative water cooling.
What happened Comrade? Did the commie locusts and parasites eat all your food and leave you with nothing? Were they the useless bums that ALL communists are? Did you get promised the world and instead had your campaign wallet emptied? BAHAHAHAHA.
What delicious irony.
Then again, it could just be the expense of Baby Beluga attending several pizza parties a week that broke the campaign wallet. Better call up Don Henley for another 50 large.
Nah. It’s much simpler. You are all morons who can’t read the rules…
So it’s just like the “voter suppression!” thing: a bunch of people were too stupid to follow the rules and got denied. You are not a victim. You are just retarded.
These babies think that just because 50.1% of them show up and scream, they get whatever they want. Like Clayton, they are used to getting whatever they want if they cry to mommy enough.
My first cousin (once removed) is a badass farmer, mechanic and all-around handyman. He does these TikTok clips where he is just tearing shit apart and fixing it. His dad, uncle and grandfather (my uncle Vern) are exactly the same way. Fixing engines, building houses, woodworking…you name it. They can do anything. They are the REAL deal.
My Uncle Verne worked at the Chrysler proving grounds. He had a huge hydraulic lift in his garage at home that he built himself. He drank Miller Lite and always had a hilarious new joke for us. He sang karaoke and was a HUGE muck-a-muck in the VFW. He was a proud American and detested commie pieces of shit like Clayton Tucker.
It’s a total embarrassment. Just more stolen valor by the socialist cockroach pretending he can even hold a candle to a real farmer or mechanic. It should be a jailable offense, in my opinion. Like lying about being a war hero.
THEN he came home and….STILL didn’t bother to find work. He jerked around working on campaigns and ‘worked’ as a political organizer for Bernie Sanders, but he certainly didn’t bother with anything you could call a career. Standing on a street corner yelling for free shit is NOT a career….
According to Clayton himself, his family has a “multi-generation ranch” (which was only incorporated in December 2023) and he has been “ranching” and “bailing hay” since he could walk. Seems to me you’d want to step into the role and start making some cheddar.
The “expert rancher” thought it was “bailing” hay for the last 35 years! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Moron and fraud.
He didn’t do that. He sat at home and created social media posts complaining about the unfairness of everything under the sun…like the petulant, spoiled, silver spoon pussy that he is.
Wait…he’s a “virtual” farmer? How’s THAT work?
He also didn’t bother to go out in the world and look for a real job where he could make a career. He bounced around from one loser political campaign to another (Julie Oliver, Chris Perri, Jonathan Hildebrand, Sandra Blankenship, Meg Walsh, Colin Allred, Beto O’Rourke, etc) and ran three losing campaigns of his own.
Now he STILL lives with mom and dad, is a few years away from 40 years old, has no career, no property, no apartment, and no life. He has nothing. He drives around all day with a fat chick and crashes town halls five hours from mom’s house trying to get attention blabbering cliches and lies.
So now the commie wants YOUR stuff! He looks around at guys his age with houses and careers and families and stuff and realizes how badly he fucked up by being a lazy commie instead of a normal member of society.
If only Clayton had gotten a normal job and put away a measly $500 a month, every month, into an S&P 500 tracking index, he would have over $260,000 today!
Such a sad, sad story. A lot of this is his parents’ fault for not cracking the whip and instead enabling all this retardation by letting him live at home. If he had some bills to pay, he might be motivated. As my dad always said: hunger is a great motivator.
Then again, they produced a weak and lazy beta male for a son. Not much you can do with that except hope he finds a much richer boyfriend or something.
Welp, turns out the explosive shits were traced back to a Taco Bell….
How they know it was caused by the lettuce and it’s not just a regular, run-of-the-mill Taco Bell explosive shits, they don’t explain.
But you know who LOVES to eat processed shitmeat at Taco Bell while at the SAME TIME telling us how awful the Big Corporations are with their chemicals and shitty ingredients?
This asshole!
Clayton Chunker drives around railing against the Evil Processed Food places while shoving his fat mouth full of Taco Bell, Whataburger, Starbucks and Panda Express. LOL. What a douchebag.
You might think there is no possible way all this is real. That it’s impossible for this many pajeets die in such ridiculous and cartoonish ways. But it’s very real.
