PussyFag Cade Hilgenberg Snyder Returns To Lampasas. Still Whining Like A Bitch As I Predicted Two Years Ago.

Time to beat on an old douchebag again. Why should Clayton Tucker get all the attention?

They are a lot alike, actually. Both useless turds complaining nonstop about evil capitalism and “Big Wigs” when they only have themselves to blame for their shitty predicament because they are lazy bums.

Cade thinks he should be able to afford everything he wants, even though he is a grocery bagger at age 26 and appears to have no further aspirations. He raged at “The Man” recently on Facebook:

Mind you, this is the same lazy bum who posted this years ago:

Just like Clayton Tucker: fritters away his time like the fabled grasshopper and doesn’t want to do any work, then as he gets older and winter approaches, he is consumed by envy that others have a place to live and nice things and he doesn’t. So someone must be to blame. Never the lazy grasshopper, though. Blame Roy Cockrell instead, like the fucking idiot you are. Clearly he never saw Roy working 18 hour days and slaving over the stove at Putters for YEARS as a small businessman. Cade was busy playing Pokemon and sucking random cocks, no doubt. But now he demands reparations from the Big Wigs.

Short recap on this lazy goldbricking bum:

He came to my attention in 2020 when he fell for the BLM hoax and demanded we do some stupid “BLM rally” here in Lampasas based on the totally false premise that white cops were killing innocent blacks. They weren’t. But half the town went out there and gave speeches and acted like morons – a LOT of females, actually.

Then he ran off to Austin to be with the other retarded hippies. He also came out as gay or bisexual or something and had the “non-binary they/them” stuff posted all over his social media. I suspect that was more due to the fact that no chick would talk to him anyways so he just decided to go with dick out of desperation.

But of course, as a miserable communist, he’ll never be happy wherever he is.

Then he ran back to mommy in Lampasas again and bagged groceries at the Burnet HEB – which he sucked at. He put my milk on top of my bread like a dunce. He also has a big, huge stupid door knocker nose ring in his nose like a dumb gothapotamus hippie chick. Hilarious.

Then he contemplated moving to NM, which I was HOPING he would do so he could get beaten and robbed by minorities and tweakers, but no dice. He pussied out on that….

What life? LOL. You can bag groceries anywhere, you clown.

But he’s too dishonest and hypocritical to actually move where there are icky brown and black people he claims to love so much. So he pussied out and moved to the 96%-white city of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin.

But THAT didn’t work out either. So he moved to Watertown, Wisconsin – which is 1.2% black people. It didn’t take long for him to start bitching about “racism” again, however:

More seething envy in the little commie.

Then he apparently got engaged to a chick (possibly retarded?) and now has apparently been dumped and is back in Lampasas close to mommy and whining about the Big Wigs here in town trying to screw him on rent. Zero surprises in all this.

As I wrote in late 2024:

“Of course, he’ll be a miserable fuck up there in Wisconsin too – because he is a communist and that’s what they are: miserable, envious little turds.”

I have a suggestion! Move to Somalia. Then you can be with all the diversity you want. You’ll have a great time! Away from Evil Amerikkka!

Superdork and crybaby pussy Cade Snyder Hilgenberg who keeps changing his last name like a girl.

Hey, I have an idea! Clayton and Cade and Potato Head Fitzharris’s fuckup commie kid Julian Jordan can all rent a house together! They can whine about Big Wigs together, bash capitalism and then share a big bed and fondle each others’ cocks all night. It’s a win/win for all of them.

Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Mom Now Pretending To Be An Electrical Engineer. Mounts EM Booster On His Fagmobile.

Listen up, everyone! The unemployed socialist bum who wasted $100k on a poli sci degree and who can’t support himself at age 36 is now telling us how the entire electrical grid should be built and operated. I guess he does this from mom’s upstairs bedroom where he currently resides? He hasn’t even solved the first problem in his life (letting go of mom’s tit) but he’s ready to tackle the entire electrical grid armed with a poli sci degree, zero math abilities and zero experience.

Bravo.

Here is Comrade Cumstain informing us we need to simply bury all those 765kv transmission lines underground. LOL. It’s so simple! Why didn’t all the experts already do that, one must wonder?

From the socialist’s website begging for petition signatures which can do nothing about the ‘problem’:

“Extremely susceptible to weather.” – 100% false. The wind blows right past those thin wires. These are the massive transmission lines 180 feet up on those giant pylons. The only thing taking those out is a tornado or a massive hurricane. Maybe. There just isn’t enough of a cross sectional profile to catch the wind and pull it down.

From Google:

Because 765kV towers are the largest and most critical “backbone” elements of an electrical grid (standing 130 to 180 feet tall),they are over-engineered to withstand immense stress. Their actual operational lifespan spans 50 to 80 years.

The dummy poli sci major has a $1700 Apple supercomputer in the pocket of his blouse that is connected to all of human knowledge, yet he’s too stupid and lazy to look that up. Incredible.

Power lines release “forever chemicals into the soil”? First I’ve heard of that! Maybe because it’s 100% made-up bullshit like all of Professor Goatwanker’s statements.

I’d think if they actually released any chemicals (they don’t, they are just aluminum wires) you’d want them 180 feet ABOVE the soil, not buried in it. Lucky for us, they don’t release any poisonous chemicals because they are just elemental wire (aluminum, copper, etc) and no more dangerous than the electric lines in the walls of your house. Actually, all the wires in your walls are MORE dangerous (if you believe this bullshit premise) because they are insulated with evil, poisonous plastic!

This may be the single dumbest thing he has ever written. Even dumber than data centers causing ear aches in kids. Also, they are PFAS, you dunce. NOT PFAFS.

“Above ground lines can release EM radiation.” So does your cell phone. So do buried power lines. So do the wires in your house. So does the local AM/FM radio station. So does ANY AC current running through a wire.

If he’s so petrified of EM radiation, one must wonder why Comrade Clayton mounted an expensive cell signal booster on his tiny wind-up, fake farmer fagmobile recently.

There it is, highlighted in red with the antenna sticking up. Catching cell signals and amplifying them – just inches from Comrade Clayton’s empty, pointed little head:

By the way Comrade: an expert I showed this picture to laughed and basically said those things are worthless. He called you a “dumb shit,” I believe it was. What do you care, though? Your idiot old lady donors footed that bill. Not you.

So his Big Three gripes about transmission lines are all complete lies.

NOW let’s look at the BIGGEST reason we don’t bury lines: it costs 10x to 20x MORE per mile. The word “cost” is something Clayton Tucker never worries about, whether it’s ‘free’ lunches for everyone, ‘free’ healthcare for everyone or ‘free’ energy from the ‘free’ pinwheels and panels. That’s because he lives with his parents at age 36 and never pays for anything. He thinks money grows on trees.

The bozo who keeps running around telling everyone that data centers will double their electric rates (they won’t) wants to bury lines at 20x the cost which most certainly WILL massively increase their electric rates as those fixed capital costs are pushed into your electric bill.

YOU ABSOLUTE MORON!

Comrade Clayton has some serious arrogance for such a failed little boy. There are thousands of electrical experts with masters and PhDs who have built these systems over decades and decades. Trust me, they know what works and the most efficient way to do it. You know how I know the experts running the grid have it all figured out? Because my electricity works day in and day out. That’s how.

Clayton Tucker can’t even make a buck at his grandpa’s hobby ‘ranch’ even though he was given everything for free and beef prices are at all-time highs. That’s how I know he’s an incompetent moron. He can’t even run things in his supposed area of “expertise” – but now we are supposed to believe he knows what he is talking about with the electrical grid.

Laughable.

Along comes a shitheel like Clayton Tucker who cannot even do basic math, let alone the advanced math needed to understand sine waves and grid inertia. Yet he has the ARROGANCE to stand there and publicly demand we do it in a way that is both retarded, costly and causes far more problems.

Incredible arrogance and lack of self awareness. Just a Grade-A moron in action.

Terry and Howard truly unleased a useless fucktard onto the rest of civilization. We are all worse off for his presence and his non-stop blabbering about shit he knows nothing about.

Unemployed Poli Sci Major Who Lives With Parents At Age 35 Caught In A Candid Moment. Fake Farmer Facade Gone.

There are plenty of clues that Comrade Clayton Tucker is a fake farmer and rancher, if you have even the tiniest observation skills: the soft, pale, doughy build. The weak hands with zero scratches, callouses, ant bites or cuts on them. Holding up a nut and calling it a bolt.

Actual photo when he filed for Ag Commissioner. Soft, girly hands. The hands of a commie political organizer – NOT a rancher.

Then there are the VERY obvious ones. Like this staged photo taken recently to convince you he’s a “working man” even though he lives with his parents at age 35 and has been unemployed for many, many years. The “family farm” makes zero money. It’s a hobby, if it’s even that. The IRS would agree, which is why Clayton refuses to disclose any financial data about the “farm.” LOL.

Oh wait, he did admit it’s worth about $18,000. My bad.

First, notice the look of utter revulsion on his puss. His nose all wrinkled in disgust as if a hot female had asked him for sexual intercourse. He can barely wait to get through this awful ordeal and get back to posting to his 13 social media sites.

Secondly, the soft, girly fingers are all curled back because he is scared of getting animal cooties and saliva on them. Note the curled pinky finger.

Finally, note he forgot to put on his fake holster and gun on his right hip…the one he wore for the other photo shoots. Oops.

He takes pictures like this as “proof” that he’s a rancher, but he has NEVER made a living at it. Not even close. He just whines that the cattle industry is “monopolized” even as 250,000 family ranches somehow make a buck in Texas and beef prices are at all time highs. Only a moron fake rancher socialist would be broke in that environment.

Thirty-Five-Year-Old BoyChild Who Lives With Mom and Can’t Find a Job Has Decreed Proper Number Of Data Centers!

Lampasas’s own Buster Bluth has spoken!

We have more illegal invaders, too but Clayton doesn’t give a shit about that.

We probably have more of a lot of stuff, since we are so massive. More swimming pools and golf courses, too. You gonna tell us the “proper” number of those as well, you power-hungry, impotent midget dork??

“This is one IF the problems” says the unemployed moron who lives with mom and dad as he manages a typo in a post with only eight words in it. LOL. Clown horn.

[UPDATE – Clayton’s social media clown went in and changed IF to OF. I love when I make the monkey do that!]

I wonder if King Clayton will deign to inform us the exact right number of data centers. I’m guessing it’s enough to run his 13 social media sites and his YouTube he spends 8 hours a day watching but not enough for anything else. He ESPECIALLY doesn’t want the tens of thousands of construction jobs or the tens of billions of dollars for blue collar guys that entails. That’s because he is unemployed and sponges off his parents. He can’t even conceive of working to support yourself.

Asshole.

Comrade Clayton’s Fellow Midget Commie and Butt Buddy Greg Casar Is Angry An Illegal Scumbag Got Shot.

The most annoying part is they took the illegal Venezuelan they just shot to the hospital and wasted resources on him before he gets deported. I am against that 100%. After all, Venezuelans are just a clump of cells, right Comrade?

The midget Casar is just a brown Comrade Clayton: he hates America, has never worked a real job in his life, lies constantly about everything and has more love for illegal invaders than Americans. In fact, they are big butthole buddies:

Comrade Clayton loves hanging with retarded, insane commie weirdos. There’s Jasmine Crockett, too! Oh, Kristi Lara AGAIN wearing a tent as a dress!

Clayton hates ICE too, he just can’t admit that right now as he is in the middle of bamboozling and hoodwinking a bunch of dumb old ladies into thinking he’s just an “aw shucks good old boy Texan” fake rancher at the moment. But his social media trail says it loud and clear.

Casar, Omar and the rest of the America-hating scumbags should be put on a plane tomorrow and sent to Somalia. Comrade Clayton can go with them. Tool bag.

Queen Grifter Clayton Tucker Gives HUGE Hint He Will Continue His Grift After November 3rd. I Predict He Will Become Professional, Full-Time Swindler.

It sure looks like Comrade Clayton is laying the groundwork to become a full-time, professional crybaby and pants-shitter. Let’s face it though, it’s the only thing he’s any good at. It only took him 36 years to figure out how to monetize it.

My shitty blog software hasn’t let me post a photo for weeks now but here is what you will find on Comrade Clayton’s official campaign website about UPCOMING EVENTS:

There will be 2 teams at this event:

POSTCARDS & LETTERS Help Clayton Tucker reach voters directly to flip Texas! The Clayton Tucker Campaign is writing postcards and letters directly to voters. We’ll tell them about Team Clayton, the Agriculture Commissioner role, and how and when to vote.

POLICY Help Team Clayton dig deep into policy research, continuing to shape and develop policies that can make groceries cheaper, protect our land and water, and ensure Texas school kids have healthy, Texas grown and produced school lunches.

There it is!

[I can give you all the answer already: the free market and competition will make things cheaper. Property rights and limited government with a strong rule of law that treats EVERYONE the same will protect land and water. It’s the parent’s job to make sure their kids are fed and it doesn’t really matter where it comes from. BOOM! Done! Look at that. All of your fake problems have already been solved. Go read The Road To Serfdom if you want to understand it all, but be warned the solutions are the EXACT OPPOSIT of the Big government bullshit you base your entire worldview on.]

I very much suspect this “dig deep into policy” is how he will keep spending his campaign money after the campaign is over. He’ll probably start YET ANOTHER PAC called “Data Center Research” or some nonsense and shift his funds there. That way he can drive all over and live off of stupid old ladies donations while calling it “research and policy” for Texas.

Of course, his “dig deep into policy” will simply consist of him seeing a ridiculous lie on Facebook (like “data centers cause stillbirths in cows”) and then repeating it as gospel on social media. The “deep” policy solution will always be “tax the Big Wigs” and “soak the evil rich” – with “the rich” being anyone with more money than him.

That’s it. That’s the entire grift. He gets to do EXACTLY what he was doing before (tell lies, demand we soak ‘big wigs’ and then grift old ladies) and he can still rake in cash from morons long after the election, just under a different name. That way he can (1) spend leftover campaign funds on himself and (2) keep the money train going.

If this is your kid, you failed badly as a parent

Why do this? Several obvious reasons:

1 – It must be EXHAUSTING to keep up the lie that he is a “farmer” all the time. He must get a LITTLE bit tired of being made to look like a lying sack of shit constantly when I post piles of evidence exposing him as a fraud. Why bother with that anymore? Now he can lie and say “I’m giving up the ranching business to pursue my true calling, which is deep thought and being a policy wonk.” He’ll be like Paul Ryan or The Heartland Institute except with an IQ too low to be properly measured.

2 – He’s also lazy as shit. It’s WAY easier to take money from old ladies and post on Twitter all day than to like, RANCH and stuff. It’s hot outside and you might get doody on your hands.

Bookmark this and let’s see if I’m right. His new job will be “On-line beggar and re-poster of inane social media drivel.”

P.S. – why do “Texas kids” have to eat “Texas food”? Why don’t “Texas adults” have to drive “Texas cars” and not allowed to buy any car made in Michigan? You see how stupid that is? We live in a massive country with lots of producers of goods and services. Unfettered trade amongst states make everyone richer. Otherwise we’d have no maple syrup in Texas, you colossal moron.

Retarded Lolcow Who Has Demanded HIGHER Taxes His Entire Life Now Mad About His Gas Taxes. Demands They Be ZERO To Benefit Him.

So I guess a random unemployed bum can “call for” all sorts of crazy shit and people are supposed to respond to it on command? LOL.

Add “gas tax” to the long list of shit this bum who lives with his parents can “call for” that has nothing to do with the TDA: moratoriums on data centers, power rates, gas taxes, microplastics and pretty much every single thing he yammers about.

Of course, it’s just a cheap cliche trick to make Nate look bad. May as well post “I call for men to stop beating women! Nate do you agree? I also call for cancer to go away. Nate never agreed with me so he must love cancer!”

Moron.

#1 – the state gas tax has been 20 cents since 1991. That’s the equivalent of about 60 cents in today’s devalued dollars. So the tax HAS already gone down about 66% over that period. If anything it should be HIGHER to cover the ever-rising cost of road work.

#2 – eliminating the gas tax would rob the state of about $11 million of revenue every single DAY. The price of road work isn’t going down, you clown. I am for lower taxes 99% of the time but I view the gas “tax” as a fee for decent roads. I’m fine with that. If anything, fuck the schools and put that 25% into the road fund where it belongs. After all, we ALL use the roads but not all of us use the schools.

#3 – about 25% of the gas tax revenue goes to public schools. I honestly didn’t know that until today and I think it’s total bullshit. But the facts are the facts. I guarantee you Comrade Cumstain doesn’t know it either but that’s $2.5 million per DAY the schools don’t get under his retarded plan.

#4 – the average person drives around 15,000 miles per year or about 500 gallons worth of gas if you get 30 miles to the gallon. Maybe 1000 gallons if you drive a REAL pickup truck (and not a hybrid fagtruck you only bought to run for Ag Commissioner). So .20 times 500 gallons is a whopping $100 per year. Everyone on earth spends WAY more than that on streaming services and Door Dash annually.

Comrade Cumstain has admitted he has driven around 80,000 miles as he goes around in circles and crashes town hall meetings about data centers so he can be a media whore. If anyone is getting hammered by higher gas prices, it’s this asshole – that’s why he’s so upset. I’m not sure why: HE doesn’t actually pay for gas, his stupid old lady donors are paying for it through donations.

#5 – the gas tax costs you about $3.50 every time you fill up. Doesn’t sound like much money for a fat commie fruitcake who enjoys drinking $8 Starbucks so often he has gained about 30 pounds from it!

“Pear-shaped” describes Tucker AND his campaign!

#6 – a 20 cents gas tax is NOTHING compared to how property taxes have skyrocketed in the last 6 or 10 years. Clayton will NEVER make a peep about property taxes because he owns zero property. He lives with mom and dad. Plus it funds all his wealth redistribution like “every single kid deserves ‘free’ breakfast and lunch at school!”

Only a 35-year-old unemployed bum who lives with his parents (instead of in the real world) would whine about 20 cents while ignoring the explosion in property taxes AND property insurance (mine just went up 38% this year and 60% last year – it has DOUBLED in the last 3 or 4 years. ZERO claims ever filed in 14 years. Insane.)

So basically that was a LOT of words to say “fuck you, you clueless commie bum. Suck a bag of dicks.”

Unemployed Socialist With Apple Pay And 13 Different Social Media Accounts Cries That He “Just Wants To Pay Cash.”

Whoever is running the socialist semen sipper’s social media account and acting like a cantankerous old coot who longs for the “good old simpler days” is clearly OBLIVIOUS to Clayton’s mountain of posts saying the OPPOSITE over the last 12 years. Here he is wishing things were just simpler!

Keep in mind that half the shit he posts about upcoming events has a QR code embedded in it.

Weird because just a year or two ago, he was crying that the Internet went down and he couldn’t use his credit card, debit card or his girly Apple Pay – something I ridiculed him for at the time…

The “farmer” needs the Internet to do his “work” – good one.

For the record, “old school” is cash, you retard. Not checks. Old ladies use checks at the grocery store to hold up the line and annoy everyone. MEN pull out a crisp hundo and later use the change to buy beer for his buddies at Memo’s and tip the bartender too much just because she has a nice ass.

So BEFORE, he cried non-stop when the Internet went down and demanded it be “more reliable” like a “utility.” But NOW, when more data infrastructure needs to be built, the whiney pussy says he DOESN’T want it and pretends he’s just an old-timer who loves using cash.

What a lying sack of shit he is. Despicable turd.

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words.

Meet the new Flat Earthers…

I’ve said it a million times: Clayton’s demographic is low-IQ nitwit females between 50 and 75 years old. They have the type of “brain” that responds to pure emotion. He can tell ANY outrageous lie he wants and they swallow it faster than a pizza on a lonely Friday night.

Heart murmurs in kids? “That’s awful!”

Livestock dying from sounds nobody can hear? “There oughta be a law!”

Doubling your electric rates? “We need to ban ALL data centers! Vote Clayton!”

These are the EXACT SAME MORONS who fell for the Covid masking, the BLM bullshit, the George Floyd lies, the climate hysteria, and all the rest. I have randomly scrolled though the timelines of many of Clayton’s idiot supporters and EVERY SINGLE ONE of them had a bunch of “Stay Home, Save Lives” filters and were wearing masks in their cars like utter clowns five years ago.

Here are some similar dummies in Austin. They like to beat on bucket “drums” and chant children’s nursery rhymes. That is the level of discourse on this thing now…

[The jagoff in the robot suit is a “climate psychologist” – I shit you not. That’s even worse than “fake rancher” if you can believe it.]

Notice that about the only male in that entire clip is the old homeless black guy who is standing there all day every day anyways. I know this because that is the JW Marriott on 2nd and Congress and I stay there all the time. That sidewalk area is his “home.” Hilarious.

They operate on 100% emotion and no amount of facts or logic will sway them. Their vote counts as much as a mine. Which is a travesty.

All those dummy women should be at home making a turkey pot pie for their man and preparing to dole out a blowjob. That would be time much better spent than banging on a bucket with homeless bums like a fucking retard.

Repeal the 19th.

A smattering of Tucker acolytes:

Colossal moron.

More Evidence Of AI Fear Porn

There are some pretty good contrary indicators on ANY issue that I have found are almost foolproof. Whether it’s climate hysteria, the covid masks, nuclear energy, BLM bullshit, AI or anything else, certain indicators have proven very reliable:

First indicator: dummies like Clayton Tucker, Stephanie Fitzharris and Bernie Sanders are all in agreement on something.

Second indicator: Time Magazine cover (or The Economist if it is a financial issue)

I am now more sure than ever that I am on the correct side of the AI debate.

I have some excellent podcasts I’ll share by guys WAY smarter than me on the issue. Here is the first one:

What The AI Doomers Get Wrong