“I Love Fondling The Animals. I Just Can’t Make A Buck Because I’m Quasi-Retarded. And Lazy.”

That’s pretty much what unemployed socialist bum Clayton Tucker admits in this latest puff piece written by a Puerto Rican moron with a hyphenated last name and big tits.

Texas agriculture commissioner candidate calls for moratorium on data centers

I’m sure the author of this tripe is super duper smart and questioned all of Comrade Clayton’s horseshit statements because up until about 5 minutes ago, she was a kindergarten teacher.

A kindergarten teacher who has big tits and a donkey face. Must be a Puerto Rican thing.

Here is my favorite part of the article. A quote by the ever-grifting socialist bum who lives with his mother and was gifted a “family ranch” by four generations of fake ranchers before him:

“I love the business,” said Clayton Tucker, a rancher in Lampasas. “I love being with the animals. I just don’t love the economic situation.”

We know you love “being with” the animals. That’s why you spent Friday nights in the barn with a male goat named “Cinnabon.”

You love the “business” but hate the “economic situation”? Ummm, the business IS the economic part. I think what you mean to say is you hate the “waking up before 9am and doing hard work” part. You LOVE the “take pictures with baby goats and post online for old ladies” part.

That isn’t really a good business model since it pays $0. Which is why you still live with mom at age 35.

Then he basically admits he will demand frivolous “ag impact studies” with no merit to “gunk them (the tech companies) up”:

“On day one, I will start issuing ag impact studies to slow them down, to gunk them up and to really put the brakes on them because we need to study what’s actually going on,” Tucker said.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton, the would-be tyrant, this power to issue “ag impact studies” does not exist in Texas – Clayton Tucker just invented it out of thin air. The kindergarten teacher never questioned this either. But Gimini AI knows the answer!

Can the Texas Ag Commissioner issue ag impact studies “at will”?

The answer depends on whether you are looking at current statutory law or proposed campaign strategies for the 2026 cycle:

1. Current Authority (Sid Miller)

Currently, the Texas Agriculture Commissioner does not have a specific, unilateral “veto” power to issue an AIS that automatically stops a private project. Under the Texas Agriculture Code, the Commissioner has broad powers to conduct research and “promote the development of agriculture” (Chapter 12),but this does not equate to a mandatory regulatory “at-will” roadblock for development.

  • Current Strategy: The incumbent, Sid Miller, has instead proposed “Agriculture Freedom Zones” (AFZs). This plan uses targeted tax incentives to “steer” development away from prime land rather than using mandatory studies to block it.

2. Proposed “At-Will” Usage (Clayton Tucker)

Theideaof issuing these studies “at will” to halt projects is a specificcampaign promisefrom Clayton Tucker, a candidate in the 2026 race.

  • Tucker has stated that on “Day 1” he would issue Ag Impact Studies to “stop irresponsible AI data centers” from depleting water and power resources.
  • The legaltheorybehind this is that the TDA’s broad mandate to protect the state’s agricultural interest could be used to trigger investigative delays or provide “standing” for local officials to block utility permits.

3. Comparison with Other States

Unlike some other states (e.g., Wisconsin),Texas does not have a statute that requires an AIS for every project involving eminent domain or large-scale land conversion.In Texas, theLandowner Bill of Rights provides some protections, but the Ag Commissioner’s ability to intervene in private land deals is historically limitedby the state’s strong emphasis on private property rights.

Well there you have it. There is “current authority” which means reality and the current law. And then there is the “idea” and “campaign promise” of a retarded socialist eunuch who lives with his mother who has never had a real job – which is a delusion and a fever dream.

You know who else liked to “gunk up” and “put the brakes” on useful projects? The morons who live in Corpus Christi who spent the last 10 years blocking a desalination plant and who are now freaking out about running out of water. How’s that working out for you?

Ironic, isn’t it??

Socialist Semen Sipper Spews More Falsehoods And Fake Hysteria To The Old Ladies.

I REALLY hate having to defend Big Tech because they are the scumbags who censored ANYTHING that ran counter to the Covid narrative back in 2020 and 2021. Shitlibs like Clayton Tucker and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris LOVED Big Tech back then because they silenced the truth about the cold germ, masks, Ivermectin and all the rest. They called it “disinformation.” Ironically, it all turned out to be true – leading Potato Head to harm herself injecting shitpoison into her arm.

[Clayton the unemployed socialist bum ALSO watches YouTube non-stop, owns an iMac, iPhone, uses Apple Pay and walks around with Apple earbuds in 90% of the time. So to hear him bitch about “Big Tech” is quite hilarious.]

But I cannot sit by and watch alarmist bullshit (with zero links, as usual) posted without details…

As usual, there is no link to the article. When you dig into it, you find out how the alarmist headline is actually quite benign:

#1 – this “study” is from almost a year ago.

#2 – they never name any cities where anyone was asked to take shorter showers. They give ZERO examples and offer ZERO proof. It didn’t happen. If it did, it was because of general drought conditions – the same stuff that has been happening in Texas LONG before the first data center was built.

#3 – the article implies it is ALL data centers – notice it doesn’t say “AI data centers” but “data centers across Central Texas”:

#4 – that scary-sounding 463 million gallons is over two years. That works out to about 600,000 gallons per day. That is for “data centers across Central Texas.”

#5 – for comparison, JUST the City of Austin loses 25.5 MILLION gallons (50x more) to leaky pipes every single DAY.

#6 – ALSO for comparison, about 10 million gallons of water fell from the sky onto JUST my property in JUST the last 22 days.

As I have stated before, the average asshole probably uses a data center over 50 times per day. Internet, Netflix, GPS in the car, Amazon shopping, debit cards, Apple Pay, Waymo cars, credit card purchases, every single thing you read on the Internet, etc.

To watch moron shitlibs like Clayton Tucker (who spends his entire life on-line and has over 15 social media sites posting gay videos) demand data centers be shut down when their ENTIRE lives depend on them is absolutely hilarious to me.

Clayton Tucker is too old to be this stupid. So is Potato Head.

Oh – and they even ADMIT that data centers use LESS THAN 1% of the state’s water. FAR less than golf courses, cotton farming, steel production, etc.

Sad When Parents Raise Pussies.

It’s very sad when a 35-year-old still lives with mom and spends all day crying online about pretty basic shit that everyone in the world has to deal with. That’s what happens when you are coddled by mommy and never face any adversity or work a real job.

Just wait until something REALLY bad happens, buddy – like you get a brain tumor or your car gets wrecked or you get a DUI or your child gets hurt badly or something. You will totally decompensate and have a breakdown. That is because you were a very weak pussy to begin with. You have never been tested or forged in misery.

“Whaaah. When I eat some foods, my tummy hurts sometimes! Instead of just not eating those foods, I’m going to cry online in public and ask you to sign my petition. Whaaah.”

Guess what, fag? Pretty much EVERYONE has foods they eat that don’t agree with them. Especially as they get older – like you are doing while you live with mother. Every time I go out to eat with my mom I have to listen to her ask the poor waitress twenty questions about spices, seafood, etc because all that stuff fucks her up. Has nothing to do with “dirty food,” you moron.

I myself had to give up certain things because they gave me acid reflux. Which sucks because I love drinking greyhounds and Moscow Mules. Those are the breaks.

EVERYONE KNOWS they shouldn’t eat a bunch of junk food, but this is America. Some people are fat morons, unfortunately. You should be thankful for fat morons or the Democrat party would have about 95% less members. See: Bruce Haywood and Izzy The Baby Beluga.

Water is “personal” for every single human on the planet, you cum stain. Everyone dies in a couple days without it.

Droughts have been wrecking human lives for centuries and centuries and THOSE people were REAL farmers who DIED if their crops failed. You are a FAKE farmer who lives with mom and buys food at HEB, you fat, silly twat.

You didn’t even have a “family farm” a “few” years ago. It was only incorporated in December of 2023. You have NEVER EVER grown any crops on your fake farm. Not once. So a lack of water wouldn’t matter. I challenge you to show ONE photo of that one time a “few years ago” where your crops withered and died. Should be easy since you take pictures of every stupid thing you do for social media.

Are you talking about your pasture? Your “grass crop” you grow? Again, according to you, you switched from cattle to goats in anticipation of arid conditions, lol. So why are you whining? You should be killing it, right?

Idiot.

In fact, during the last ugly dry spell, people were on social media begging for hay and being shocked at $200-per-bale prices. YOU were posting shit like this at the EXACT SAME TIME:

You didn’t make a PEEP about the drought or the price of hay. Because you hadn’t invented your fake rancher persona yet. You were begging for fellow morons to follow your Instagram account, which is hosted on a giant data center.

You are not a hero who is “protecting water” (something Ag Commissioner has ZERO control over anyways). You are just a pussy who cries a lot on social media. You are a dime a dozen.

Clayton Tucker was born in 1991 and coddled by mommy. Ergo, pussy.

Soft-Headed Socialist Tit Posts Alarmist Headline About AI Water Usage. But Actual Article Blames Farmers And Says AI Can Help Solve Problem. LOL.

Data-center-obsessed clown Clayton Tucker continued his “campaign” of throwing out alarmist bullshit with either no sources at all or using anecdotal “evidence” from a random old crazy person living in West Texas. But this time he went even further…

This time he didn’t even bother to read the article. If he HAD bothered, he would have seen that MOST of the places “in trouble” were shitholes in third-world countries like Afghanistan and North Africa. They DID mention Las Vegas, which I also don’t give a shit about. None of those are located in Texas.

But the BEST part is that the article blamed farmers the most and suggested that AI could help solve the problem! BAHAHAHA!! The article says the exact OPPOSITE of what he is trying to imply!

I have made this point repeatedly on these very pages this year…

CA Almond Orchards Use 4X Water Than ALL Data Centers.

Cotton Farmers Are Pumping Aquifer Dry.

AI Water Issue is Fake And Gay.

As you can see, alfalfa and hay are FAR LARGER users of water than ALL data centers combined. Coincidentally, Comrade Clayton the fake rancher uses alfalfa and hay to fatten up his baby goats before they are eaten by coyotes.

AI rendition of the Great Coyote Massacre Of May 2025.

So instead of riling up the commoners to grab their torches and pitchforks to burn down data centers, they should ACTUALLY be heading over to the almond orchards and cotton farmers to stop the greedy, selfish assholes from stealing all the water. If Clayton Tucker was a REAL farmer or rancher, we could direct the angry mob his way, too. Lucky for him he’s just a cosplay cowboy and bumbling unemployed socialist bum who doesn’t know how to read a simple article.

We are not “running out of water” – there is the exact same amount of water on earth today as there was a billion years ago. Dummies forget that 70% of the planet is covered in water. If you took ALL the water on earth and divided it evenly between 8 billion people, everyone would get 45 BILLION gallons of water each. That is enough to fill 75,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools.

It’s simply a matter of getting the water to where it is needed. New technologies (pulling water from the air) and old technologies (build more reservoirs and desal plants) are what is needed. Not alarmist horseshit from unemployed bums trying to scare old ladies.

Did you know there are something like 5,000 desalinization plants in the Middle East? If those towel-heads can pull it off, so can Texas. We just need to get the idiot greentards like Clayton Tucker out of the way.

I Wish A Data Center Operator Would Sue The Living Shit Out Of Clayton Tucker For Outrageous Libel.

Just when you think his lies can’t get any more insane, the communist grifter and fake rancher makes his most outlandish statements yet!

#1 – this idiotic video he made now resides in a data center. Talk about a waste of server space. I’d rather have 10 data centers trying to crack cold fusion and cure cancer than ONE data center full of Clayton Tucker social media lies and stupidity.

#2 – if ANYONE has proof that a data center definitely caused a “heart murmur” in a child, they would have grounds for a massive lawsuit. Of course, you have to have, like, PROOF and stuff before that happens. Making an outlandish statement like “kids living near data centers are developing heart murmurs” is walking a very close line to a libel lawsuit, in my humble opinion.

Please, Comrade Clayton: name the name of the data center causing these heart murmurs. Tell us the name of the child who was diagnosed with “data center heart murmur,” you clown. Explain to us the mechanism whereby a data center induces heart murmurs in human children. I’d love to hear that one.

You can’t. Because it’s all lies. I hope some big company sues your ass into oblivion for spouting all these inane fairy tales.

The most hilarious part is that this grifting half-wit clown is paranoid about ALL these insane data center illness theories like heart murmurs and dementia and weight loss, but here is he five years ago happily injecting himself with an untested, rushed-to-market shitpoison (made by Big Pharma!) all because he was scared of a cold germ with a 99.9999% survival rate. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Enjoy that turbocharged ass cancer in a few years, you retard!!

Talk about not being able to assess risk worth a shit. What a complete and utter moron he is.

Data center five miles away that operates a bunch of air conditioners, like pretty much every big building in America? He’s scared shitless he might get a heart murmur or dementia!

Untested and rushed-to-market ‘vaccine’ for a cold virus that is no threat to him? Fuck yeah, sign me up to get that injected straight into my veins!

Of course, a few years earlier he was bashing Big Greedy Pharma” as untrustworthy. You really can’t make this shit up.

Socialist Shithead Who LOVES Wind Power Now Concerned About New Transmission Lines “Scarring” The Land.

Costanza in a cowboy hat is suddenly worried about transmission lines:

You know what REALLY necessitated a TON of transmission lines (3500 miles of them)? Your beloved wind power and the 19,000 pinwheels that are scattered all over hell’s half acre and needed all those lines to bring the power to where it is needed. According to Gemini AI:

To support its massive fleet of nearly 19,000 wind turbines, Texas built approximately 3,500 to 3,600 miles of high-voltage transmission lines.

This massive infrastructure build-out was driven by a specific, state-mandated initiative known as the Competitive Renewable Energy Zones (CREZ) project

Not only that, but those pinwheels are an ugly blight on the land all by themselves AND the fiberglass blades are simply buried in a hole after they wear out in about 20 years….

Comrade Clayton never said a PEEP about transmission lines or “scarring” of the land when the costly and unreliable wind turbines were being thrown up everywhere and subsidized by hundreds of billions of tax dollars.

But NOW he’s all concerned because he lives and breathes data centers now. He needs to find more and more phantom reasons to bash them.

These tech companies know there is not enough power for them to hook into the grid – which is why almost ALL of them are building their own power sources right at the data centers. Natural gas and nukes, to be precise. So there are NO transmission lines needed, you retard boy!!

Also, wind requires HUNDREDS OF TIMES more space and “scarring of the land” than nuclear power:

For the 100th time, Comrade Clayton shows us what an unintelligent hypocrite and bozo he really is.

Council Approves Ridiculous $30,000 Waste Of Money On ANOTHER Video To “Promote Lampasas.”

But don’t worry! The two guys (from Los Angeles!) who are grabbing the money told council they are getting a deal because it would NORMALLY be $60,000!

I think I’ll try that line on City council myself. I’ll set up a lemonade stand outside the council chambers and sell glasses for $800. When they (rightfully) exclaim that is a ridiculous price for a glass of lemonade, I’ll tell them it’s their lucky day because I USUALLY price my lemonade at $1,600 per glass! Then I’ll watch as that moron Kuehne buys 10 glasses because it’s such a deal.

I can see Porkchop Kuehne falling for that line of bullshit but as for everyone else? Shame on you.

[I covered this previously when the LEDC approved this idiocy]

Here is a very quick summary because it makes me sick to even type all this, it’s such a retarded project with zero merit. They just NEVER learn.

Two kids who “grew up in Lampasas” (but apparently spent the last 20 years in L.A. bouncing around as “producers” or some shit) are going to make a 10 or 12-minute video that absolutely NOBODY will watch outside of the idiots who approved this thing. It will sit on YouTube and do absolutely nothing of value for the city – just like the other 5 videos they wasted money on in the past.

These fake Lampassholes from Los Angeles will supposedly promote all the “awesome stuff” in town like the Hancock Springs Pool, restaurants and “other things.”

Wow. Good plan. Promote a freezing-cold pool that is only open a few months out of the year, some restaurants that every other town has also, and then some nebulous “other” things as well. From what I hear, when they pitched this retard idea, they used video footage from some wedding venue WAY outside of town that isn’t even in the City limits!

Here are the “Lampasans” who have their finger on the pulse of the town after 20 years in Los Angeles:

Yeah, they TOTALLY look “down with the Lampasas scene.” Pretty sure I saw one of them drinking cheap beer at Memos the other day and talking with the common folk.

In my 14-year experience with this town, THIS is the type of person more likely to be intimately familiar with the City as well as our police department….

Naturally, there is no way to gauge the “success” of this $30,000 film. It will get made and posted online and then forgotten about. And the taxpayer will be $30,000 poorer.

I also suspect these two grifters won’t stop at just this film. They just saw how easy it is to bilk the city out of $30,000 so I’d expect to see them back with their hands out for some other stupid project or even angling for a paid position doing this horseshit for the City.

Unbelievable. I thought this kind of money wasting stopped when Talbert left council but apparently not.

Desperate Little Man’s Lies Grow Ever-Larger.

You may as well tell us they use 50 gajillion watts of power, raise the temperature 100 degrees and use 80 billion gallons of water every day. Your lies have reached the “unbelievably absurd” levels now. You are a laughingstock.

I pointed out long ago that Clayton Tucker is a compulsive liar. We are seeing him melt down over data centers in real-time. His lies become more outrageous as he tries to keep attention on himself. I guess mommy didn’t love him enough as a kid. Ironically, he still lives with her at age 35.

I give this bullshit 100 Claytonocchios