It seems that Comrade Clayton is not the only lying scumbag who has immediately changed his tune on data centers just days after the elections where they tried to make it a major issue:
A few months ago, Comrade Clayton informed us that the Memphis data center was pure evil because it was run by natgas generators – and he thinks that “toxins” are released when natgas is burned for energy and everyone would be poisoned by a new “cancer alley” (false: only CO2 and water is released). Of course, as I pointed out, the entire city of Memphis is ALREADY powered by natural gas.
Only a complete retard would destroy a business bringing in that much money. Oh wait…I found just such a retard!
Data centers are our generation’s version of nuclear power in that they seem to be supported by anybody with any brains and are exclusively hated by the most self-satisfiedretards alive.
Yeah, we’d hate to ruin the shitty, weed-covered abandoned shopping mall with a brand new data center that prints money and powers the critical infrastructure of the 21st century. Great job, random fat black moron!
Bookmark this prediction and come back in January of 2028 to see it come true:
The data centers WILL be built. Comrade Cumstain will not stop them. Neither will the idiot democrats. The dems don’t care about farmland being used up by data centers (because it’s not) or water shortages from data centers (because there aren’t any). A year from now all this moronic hysteria will be forgotten like the Covid hysteria.
No, they just want their shakedown and bribe money AND to be in control of AI. That’s what all this “guardrail” talk is about. God help us if they get their hands on this tech exclusively. It’ll be like Covid censorship times 1000.
The woman who blocked the project told Fox the $5B investment would only benefit the employees of the data center, advocating for the site to be turned into an indoor trampoline park instead.
I hope all the stupid old lady shits who donated to this fraud to “stop data centers” and “bust monopolies” are happy. They just got bent over and penetrated. I hope you sent your last $100 to this clown and you eat cat food for the rest of the year.
“Make your voices heard in Austin” means the legislature and Governor have the power. Like I said all along. Clayton can do NOTHING as Ag Commissioner.
Wait, what? You can’t do it alone? What happened to all that “I’ll gunk them all up with Ag impact studies on Day One” tough talk? Oh what’s that? That was total nonsense kind of like I said for the last 18 months?
Oh. So the only person who can “bust monopolies” is the AG? No way! I’m not sure why the AG needs a moron who is not a lawyer to “work with” him as he can do it himself and is solely responsible in that area. But keep telling us some bullshit, Comrade!
I think I heard someone say that about 100 times over the last year, but I can’t recall who it was. Oh yeah, it was me:
The rest of the article has him dreaming of handing out billions to everyone and giving “free” lunches to EVERYONE in school. A socialists wet dream. But unfortunately, every single bullshit pipe dream is followed by “of course, the legislature will have to pass that and supply the funds” LOL. Poor little Clayton is totally powerless. It’s hilarious. Here is another funny excerpt:
One of his proposals involves working with state lawmakerson a supplemental Texas farm bill that could provide additional agricultural assistance.
He also wants Congress to approvea new federal farm bill.
“We’ll beworking with Congressto get a new farm bill passed. We have to.” Tucker said. “That is the single greatest thing you can do for farmers right now.”
Tucker said a state-level proposal could potentially provide additional funding for farmers while also supporting food assistance programs such as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as SNAP, and the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC.
Such a proposalwould require legislative approval and funding.
So contrary to the last 18 months of his lies, he is NOT God on the throne and has already had his nuts snipped. This will drive him crazy as he is power hungry and thinks he is smarter than everyone else. He even had the nerve to imply he alone could decide which laws are “good” and that all those laws need his approval or something. LOL:
Don’t worry, everyone! Comrade Cumstain the Ag Commissioner will make sure that only “good laws” are passed when it comes to data centers. BAHAHAHAHA. Like he’s going to be standing over the shoulder of Hinojosa and 181 members of the Texas legislature demanding this and that in certain laws and then withholding or giving his approval – as if anyone gives a flying fuck. BAHAHAHAHA! My God what a buffoon.
So his big plans so far: more money for welfare, WIC, SNAP, free money to farmers and ‘free’ lunches for everyone…but he needs federal and state legislatures to approve all his fever dreams. That about sums it up.
There are some fascinating dynamics now in play in this tragicomedy.
Clearly, Sid Miller is the luckiest prick in this entire saga. If Nate Sheets had never run and knocked that fat, corrupt crook out of there, HE would have been the one getting washed away by the blue river of shit that took out everyone else. HE would currently be having a meltdown about how a fake farmer with zero brain and zero credentials could have possibly beaten him. It’s a shame we didn’t get to experience that timeline, actually.
Why would Sid and Clayton do this? After all, Clayton spent EIGHT MONTHS calling Sid a “corrupt bootlicker” and scumbag non-stop on his campaign website. Why cozy up to him in the final four months?
Well, it was a perfect quid pro quo:
Two scumbags.
(1) Sid was likely promised he and his cronies would get their cushy jobs back, even if indirectly in some scummy way like ‘consulting.’ Sid wins.
(2) Keeping Nate out of there would keep him from uncovering all the corrupt bullshit Sid has been up to for the last decade and keep the bodies hidden. Sid wins again.
(3) Clayton knows deep down he is a total fraud and he needs Sid to help him out or he will immediately be outed as a complete moron (this kind of already happened, though). He is a kitten out on a limb and he must sense that at some level. He can lean heavily on Sid. Imagine if Nate never ran and Clayton was taking over from a vanquished Sid right now. It would be hilarious watching Sid destroy this fraud and pointing out all his incompetence. Clayton wins.
(4) Sid knows he can lead the naive and dim-witted Clayton around by the nose and have his way. Sid wins.
Everybody wins in this scenario except the taxpayer and Nate Sheets, of course.
But now Clayton has a big problem: Sid has Clayton’s small, hairless genitalia firmly in his hands. Sid KNOWS that Clayton is an utter fraud and can easily make him look like a moron if he wants. The instant Comrade Clayton says or does something dumb (guaranteed) Sid can be loud and public with his criticism as a “former Ag Commissioner” who is experienced in the area. Clayton must be kicking himself for making this deal because he would have won anyways, thanks to the blue shit river that lifted all turds.
ALSO, do not discount the possibility and Sid is planning his comeback in 2030 and will undermine Clayton at every turn after a short honeymoon. Comrade Goatwanker has now gotten into bed with an experienced snake who (like most people) is WAY more clever than Comrade Clayton. It’s no contest: Sid has Clayton completely at his mercy. I doubt Clayton even realizes this yet.
In summary, I’m trying to look on the bright side of this whole debacle:
Clayton didn’t really “win the lottery” – he now has to go to work for the next four years. He has to show up at the office and be held responsible for his actions – not sit on Twitter all day whining about a socialist utopia. He has NEVER had to do this in his entire, sad life. He is used to making up lie after lie and never being caught. He has never held ANY position of actual responsibility. But NOW he has made a ton of public statements to newspapers and voters and can be crucified for his fuckups. And there WILL be fuckups.
That’s because several things about Clayton Tucker are undeniable: he is not very bright, he is lazy, he is in WAY over his head, he is a radical left winger and he is a total fraud. There is no changing or denying those facts and all of that will make for a field day during his term. I actually cannot wait. He will not be able to help himself with his moronic statements that have NOTHING to do with his office. He’s actually already done it (upcoming blogs).
I also have an army of Grokbots sifting through the Ag Department organizational charts, list of employees, grants handed out, etc. I trust they will find any shady payments to any Sid Miller cronies or companies adjacent to Sid and his cronies. They are also instructed to watch ALL news and social media anytime Comrade Clayton yaps about anything at all. I’ve already nailed him to the wall on several things. That will be in the next post.
“We are all Terry Tucker now” – Lampasshole drunken lament at 9:30pm on November 3rd.
Nobody is happier about the illegitimate, incompetent socialist being elected to Ag Commissioner than his mommy, Terry Tucker.
For THIRTY-FIVE YEARS she has had this numbskull sucking on her titty. Living in her upstairs bedroom. On the computer non-stop re-Tweeting Bernie Sanders, Ted Lieu and that midget Robert Reich. Complaining about the Internet going down. Waking up at 10am and then having to be hounded to go help grandma out at the fake ranch. His only “jobs” being unpaid horseshit like Secretary for the Farmer Union and SDEC positions and wasting his life knocking on doors for loser candidates like Julie Oliver. Not to mention him running for office multiple times and getting beaten like a drum.
In other words, she has suffered humiliations galore and was still nursing a helpless child at age 71. Embarrassing.
But now WE, the state of Texas, get to be humiliated by an Ag Commissioner who doesn’t know the first thing about economics, agriculture, managing employees, reading a budget or anything else.
He was recently eviscerated on Facebook as a “Gay vaquero who can’t grow a moustache and whose testicles haven’t dropped yet” – and that was one of the more mild insults in the comments section:
Now WE TAXPAYERS get to let Comrade Goatwanker suckle at OUR titty – pay his salary, pay his health insurance and pension. Plus all the other free goodies he gets that I don’t even want to know about. It’s too depressing.
So the entire state must be ecstatic they voted in Clayton Tucker, right? After all, a couple hundred thousand idiots voted for him in Austin a week ago. He must be beloved and popular for his bold stance to fuck over every electrician and construction guy in the state by ‘banning data centers’ (which he cannot do), right?
Not exactly.
I asked 47 people in total over the course of five locations at The Domain: Jack and Gingers, Lavaca Street Bar, Little Woodrow’s, Perry’s Steakhouse and Paul Michael’s Restaurant.
The question? Are you a Texas resident who voted last week? Do you know the name of our new Ag Commissioner? I had them answer whether they voted or not.
[A SHOCKING number of people said “I just moved here a month ago so I couldn’t vote yet” – they came from D.C., California, etc.]
I asked a wide variety of people – jeets, gooks, young chicks, old ladies, young dudes, black dudes, Asian chicks, etc. It was a ‘diverse’ sampling. Remember, I was in north Austin, which is CHOCK FULL of liberal retards.
Only ONE person knew who Clayton Tucker was. You know why?? This will kill you.
The ONE GUY who knew who Clayton Tucker was was a well-dressed guy sitting next to me at the bar at Perry’s Steakhouse. Turns out, he works for DPS and was there ON DUTY to protect the “Texas Legislative Black Caucus” that was renting out the private room at Perry’s at that very moment.
ALL of them renting out the fancy and expensive private Perry’s room to laugh, and drink and not tip their waiter after their huge election win. The type of place NONE of these clowns could afford if they worked in the real world instead of being parasites on decent Texans.
Fucking disgusting. What are the odds??
One of the funniest responses was a black guy who said “I didn’t vote, I’m not into any political shit, I hate all that stuff” and then he asked why I cared about the Ag Commissioner. I told him because the guy is a 35-year-old retard who lives with his parents and has never had a real job…and now he’s in charge of billions of dollars.
The black guy’s eyes bugged out and he lurched forward in this chair and was like “WHAT!?! Do people know this?”
He reminded me of the black guy’s shock in Weird Science who said “she did WHAT?” when Gary told the group that an eighth-grade girl kneed him in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody at school. He was flabbergasted this could happen.
“Fats, man? Lemme tell you my story man. There is this bitch in our town who knows nothing. I mean nothing. He spends all day sucking on his mamma’s titties…never had a job in his life! Thirty-five years old! You believe that? Then guess what that bitch did…”
“He kneed Texas in the nuts and now we look like faggots in front of the entire nation!”
“A raging river of shit lifts all turds” – John F. Kennedy, probably
If you can believe it, local socialist and illegitimate Ag Commissioner-elect is STILL running around telling people that ranchers being mad about data centers and their water usage was “critical” to his election. LOL.
No, what happened was all the fat, blue-haired freaks and imported browns and jeets in Houston, Austin and Dallas do what they do best: vote for anyone with a D after their name. Nate Sheets, Dawn Buckingham and other competent candidates were collateral damage of the atomic shitbomb that libs (and a good number of republicans) aimed at Trump for his retarded war in Iran.
Nobody woke up every morning and worried that Iran would get a nuke. But EVERYONE fills their tank weekly and got reminded of the totally retarded and self-imposed fuckup that was Trump’s war in Iran. It’s that simple. THAT and a growing number of foreigners and CA/NY/OH douchebags moving here to turn Texas into the shitholes they left.
Exhibit A – the dummy Potato Head and her commie kid:
I had one of my Grokbot minions make a map of the counties won by Sheets and Comrade Goatwanker. The number shown on the county is how much the candidate won by. Tucker only won 14% of the counties in Texas (35 out of 254):
Zoom in to see the margins of victory
You will notice that in the ENTIRE AREA he spent all his time yapping about data centers (Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilene) he got absolutely massacred. He lost by margins of 50 to 70 points!
Lubbock County? He got creamed by 25 points. Not even close.
Lampasas County where he supposedly has “deep roots” and a “multi-generational ranch” and lives with his parents? He got destroyed by 50 points (25%/75%)
Burnet County right next door? A 46-point beatdown.
San Saba which is basically where his fake ranch is located (Grandma’s acres with his pet goats)? Murdered by SEVENTY POINTS (15% to 85%)
Mills (lost by 68 points) – Hamilton (lost by 65 points) – Comanche (lost by 60 points)
So where were all the votes coming from, if not all the ranchers and farmers up there who adore him and are petrified of data centers?
Comrade Cumstain won the election by 453,000 votes. His margins in the big cities:
Harris County – 327,000 Dallas County – 290,000 Travis County – 264,000
Close to 900,000 just in those big three cities packed with retards. You think Austin, Dallas or Houston residents are worried about water shortages? LOL. Austin sits next to massive rivers and lakes. NONE of those cities has any “water problem” on the horizon. Exit polls showed that “data centers” were WAY down on the list of shit people care about – right around #10 or 11 in most surveys.
The “water issue” was bullshit all along, as I grew hoarse pointing out this year. Of every gallon of water used in Texas, only 1/2 oz goes to data centers. It is a non-issue, as I have said all along.
No, Nate Sheets lost because EVERYBODY lost. Comrade Cumstain just happened to be standing there when the shitriver came through and he got carried along like the other turds. Dawn Buckingham had $3 million in her campaign to Ben Flores’ $3,000 – and she also lost. She is someone I thought was unbeatable. Flores is just a name they threw on the ticket as a sacrificial lamb – he’s currently fighting leukemia and in chemo. So this was the LAST thing HE expected either.
But now Flores (a Mexican-born radical and global warming nutjob) is now Land Commissioner.
Truly sickening.
Kansas lost a senate seat that was red for 90 years or something – so this had ZERO to do with candidates and EVERYTHING to do with blue rage.
Every single Supreme Court place was ALSO won by democrats by almost the EXACT same margin as Tucker, Flores, Hinojosa, etc.
In fact, Tucker did worse (51.3%) than them and THEY sure didn’t yap about data centers at all!
Listening to Comrade Clayton opine about how it was his genius data center issue (which he can STILL do nothing about) is like listening to some idiot who won Powerball tell us about his number-picking system when in reality, if he had gotten in the line at the gas station one person earlier or later, he would not have been handed the winning random number spit out by the machine.
Just dumb fucking luck. Oh, that and also being an unemployed trust fund bum and having parents who enable your sloth by letting you live in their upstairs bedroom – which allows you the time and resources to run for anything and everything year after year until a freak accident like this happens! He just spent 18 months driving in circles and blabbering at data center town halls in Lubbock when the dems could have run a naked mole rat as Ag Commissioner and the rat would have also won. Bruce Haywood could have run and never left his greasy Whataburger-wrapper-littered recliner and HE would have won!
MUCH more to come in the next few posts. Including my survey of random voters I did at six different bars in Austin this past weekend. Stay tuned!
What better way to “stop data centers” than to hand them over $130,000 (and counting)!
There are many more payments to “evil data center companies” like Amazon as well. Those are just the big ones!
What else has the grifting bum wasted the old ladies’ money on? Well, he blew $75,000 on a consultant to help him speak better in public. If I were him, I’d demand a refund….
Grifting bum Kristi Lara getting in on the pilfering as well! Shocker.
Like every grifting, lazy, socialist bum he sees a big pile of money and cannot help but grab a bunch for himself. After all, the kid has never worked a real job in his life! Somebody has to pay for all those Starbucks coffees and Whataburgers.
This is it. The last 24 hours. The last chance to keep a socialist deadbeat and bum out of the Texas Agriculture Department. The last chance to keep a lying scumbag from grifting his health insurance and paycheck off of you for the next four years.
Let’s get it done. Boots & Bourbon tomorrow. 6pm til it’s over. Mention the secret password and I’ll buy you two drinks: Clayton Tucker is a dirty commie who has sex with goats.
Do you really want this lazy, trust fund PUSSY in charge of billions of dollars? No you do not.
If you utter that phrase to me on November 3rd at Boots & Bourbon, I’ll hand you TWO tickets for free drinks. That’s right. TWO free drinks on Lampasshole.
I’ll be there from around 6pm until the bitter end.
Get your ass out there and VOTE. There are thousands of gullible old ladies who have fallen for Clayton Tucker’s “harmless rural dude” persona he invented.
We need every vote to cancel those fools out.
The unemployed poli sci major CANNOT be in charge of the second-largest Ag department in the United States. It simply cannot be allowed. Not only will he waste every penny he gets his grubby, filthy commie hands on – he will fill that department with other incompetent commies and cronies who will infest the department for decades after. They are like ticks. Once they are in, you can never get them out.
Internal polls only have the socialist bum down by 6 points. That is WAY too close for comfort. Bug your friends. Bug you kids.
If it helps, consider that if this asshole wins, YOU will be paying his salary, health insurance and pension for doing nothing more than fucking up the Ag Department. He will also re-hire Sid Miller and his corrupt cronies. That cannot happen.
Nothing encapsulates his Campaign Of Lies quite like this utter bullshit photo:
Fat scumbag socialist straps on gun prop to fool rural rubes.
The unemployed poli sci major who still lives with his parents at age 35 wants you to believe he is just a gun-totin’, steer-wraslin’, rough-and-tumble tough guy who grew up as a rancher.
All of that is total bullshit, of course. He tried to get “assault rifles” banned just a few years ago. That is a fact. That gun prop on his hip was added SOLELY for this campaign. He has NEVER appeared in ANY video carrying a sidearm before this year.
His REAL appearance is the soft-handed, doughy, pasty pussy who carried a goat prop with him to sign his candidacy papers:
Here are all of the big whoppers he has told during this campaign. I have debunked all of them, of course. His own social media from the Pre-Ag-Campaign days also contradicts everything he now claims to be.
He grew up in an upper-middle-class home in Georgetown. Mom was a worker drone and paper pusher for the Railroad Commission. Dad is an “engineer” (not a rancher).
His mom took a couple of pictures of him with some goats back in 1996 when he was five, so in his book, that makes him a rancher.
He misspelled “baling” hay on his own website…like any city slicker would do.
The “multi-generational family ranch”was only incorporated in December of 2023 – right about when he decided he needed some “evidence” to point at in order to back up his bullshit “rancher” story.
After switching from fake rancher to fake farmer, someone asked him what crops he grew. His answer? Grass. No, I’m not kidding. In reality, he has never even planted a GARDEN! LOL.
The “ranch” is a hobby and has NEVER come close to making a living for anyone. Clayton’s grandpas were a pharmacist and Navy man (he has admitted this) and his dad works for Firefly Aerospace. None of them are/were “ranchers” in the business sense of the word. They owned a few animals – like just about everyone in this area. The ranch has never employed a single person. He has refused to release any documentation on the income/profit of the “ranch” he claims to be managing. The IRS would classify it as a “hobby” and not a business.
He listed his occupation as “political organizer” (NOT rancher or farmer!) on his own candidacy forms! LOL. He literally outed himself as a fraud.
He is a far-left Bernie Sanders apostle…NOT some “freedom and Constitution loving” simple rural dude.
Clayton went to college in Georgetown (STILL living with mommy, just like today!) and his parents wasted $80,000 for him to be a Poli Sci major. An odd choice for someone who is supposedly a multi-generational rancher and was destined to “run the ranch.” Clayton then graduated in 2013 and ran off to China for several years to fondle young Chinese boys. This is also extremely weird and has never been explained by him. He was clearly in no hurry to get back and “run the family ranch.”
He consistently refuses to acknowledge that anyone can go to a farmers market and buy food DIRECTLY from farmers. Instead he makes up tall tales about “monopolies,” “middle-men” and “price gouging.” [There is a state hotline you can call to report price gouging – yet Clayton has never bothered to call it and report these phantom violations. Kind of like he never reported the dastardly “horn honk” heard round the world.]
His parents’ house (where he lives at age 35) is literally TWO BLOCKS from the weekly Lampasas Farmers’ Market but he has never sold any “crops” there and has never shopped there. He cannot admit the existence of farmers markets since it destroys the “evil middle men and monopolies” narrative he spins.
There is absolutely nothing Ag Commissioner can do about data centers, power lines, Flock cameras or water usage. His nonsense about “ag impact studies” is utter bullshit and every competent person knows it. He probably does, too. But he continues to defraud old ladies with his promises to “STOP DATA CENTERS!”
He has lied about being a church-going Catholic. All that started when Sid Miller’s cronies and felons took over his social media sites.
Clayton was fine with 700,000 acres of solar panels destroying the Texas landscape, since he is a HUGE believer in banning fossil fuels by 2030…
…but he is having a total meltdown about a relatively tiny 12,000 acres of data centers. This shows his utter hypocrisy.
He made up DOZENS of complete fabrications about data centers such as:
Dove population will be wiped out Heart murmurs in children Stillbirths in cows and goats (and maybe humans!) Early-onset dementia Wildlife destruction Chickens laying 50% less eggs Cattle losing 30% of their body weight “Heavy metal toxins” in wells Ear aches in children Cattle breeding disruption due to light pollution Doubling of electricity rates “Jacking up” of water bills “Destroying” water so that is just disappears forever Violating his made-up law of “quiet enjoyment” Making noises that can be heard five miles away Creating massive heat domes that can be felt five miles away
Clayton tells us that data centers (which we have had hundreds of for decades) are going to “take all the water.” But even the data center nutjobs have to admit, they currently use only 0.4% of all Texas water every year. FAR less than ANY other major industry.
He has been lying about his past for years and years now. Much like OJ Simpson, he has told the lies so many times now, he probably believes them. His ENTIRE resume is like this:
Yet he will stand there with a straight face and tell you he’s been a rancher all his life.
Every single thing he has stated from start to finish is a lie. His real accomplishments could rest comfortably on an eyelash. He is 35 years old and lives with his parents. He was supposedly HANDED a multi-generational ranch with ALL the equipment and with beef prices at all time highs and he STILL cannot make a buck. He blames “monopolies” for his lifelong failure, despite the fact that somehow over 100,000 other family ranches are managing to stay in existence!
