Socialist Cockroach Finds Yet Another Useless Parasite To Brownnose and Suck Up To

Like a bad penny, local socialist maggot (and habitual liar) Clayton Tucker of Lampasas (Texas SDEC-24) keeps popping up in pictures with some of the biggest scumbags in politics…

Socialist scumbag Greg Casar – never had a job in his life.
Socialist scumbag Ilhan Omar – never had a real job
NAMBLA recruiting poster

When you don’t have real job and mom pays your rent, you are free to galivant around to Austin, Dallas and Waco to get pictures with other socialist losers, in the hope that you can glom onto their “success” and maybe get a cushy do-nothing job in their office.

Now he’s found a brand-new ass to lick in his hope to climb the ladder within the nest of socialist rats that seems to grow by the day: Congressvermin Jasmine Crockett. Crockett took $1.5 MILLION DOLLARS from disgraced crypto scammer Sam Bankman-Fried – and has not returned it.

Crockett took $1.5 million of essentially stolen money

Most blatant ass kissing I’ve ever seen in my life

#1 – “Dedication to help”? She has been in office for about 60 days. She was a public defender before that and is a carpetbagger from St. Louis. She has never farmed a day in her life (just like Comrade Clayton). The GOP controls the House now, Comrade Clayton, so this chick has ZERO power to do anything at all. You are digging a dry well. Story of your life.

#2 – “Farmers and ranchers”? Comrade Clayton is neither one of those things. So what is he doing at this meeting of the “experts”? Just taking pictures and kissing asses, hoping to get noticed, that’s what.

#3 – “Ensure everyone has access to nutritious food”? Jasmine Crockett (and other scumbag politicians) has ZERO to do with that either. We can thank HEB, Wal-Mart, Whole Foods and actual farmers for providing food through the free market. Politicians create nothing of value. Ever.

#4 – “Overall leadership”? LOL. Again, she has been there 60 days and is in the minority party in the House. She has done nothing. This is pure ass kissing on the part of Comrade Clayton, hoping to get a real, live U.S. Congressvermin to re-post his praise…which she did.

#5 – Crockett was happy to hear “directly from the farmers” who are “experts”. Comrade Clayton is neither a farmer nor an expert on anything. So I again wonder why he is there – besides the obvious reason of kissing ass in the hopes of being noticed.

#6 – Crockett “brought D.C. to Texas!” – Jesus Christ, please no. That is the last thing ANYONE who works in the real world wants.

Furthermore, I GUARANTEE YOU that anything this moron Crockett tries to stick into the Farm Bill will be a bunch of global warming, green new deal bullshit that will end up hurting REAL farmers and ranchers in the end.

Just ask the Dutch about that.

Trying hard to kiss ass of 81-year-old parasite.

Everybody Gets To Pay For Bailout Of Tech Weasels

I’d be pissed if I were a bank that did the right thing…

Turns out you CAN’T just conjure money out of thin air. Those deposits were not covered by law. So now the FDIC has to stick it to the rest of us to make up the difference. The difference will be roughly $40 billion dollars. The Treasury has already made a loan, apparently. But that will need to be paid back – this isn’t Ukraine, after all…

Retirees living off social security and food stamps will pay for this. Teachers will pay for this. Shop owners will pay for this. Kids getting their first job will pay for this. Farmers will pay for this. All to ensure that Roku did not have any worries? Fuck Roku. Who says we need 27 streaming services to begin with? Roku is a child of 0% interest rates that would have never been born otherwise.

After Two Years, Idea of Raising Lifeguard Wages Finally Penetrates Finley’s Thick Skull

Well, I certainly feel vindicated. After YEARS listening to Finley stand up there at council meetings stupefied that nobody wants to work for his shitty $7.50/hr wage (now bumped to $8.25 after 2 years of being shorthanded) and YEARS of ranting about how the solution is to pay them a normal lifeguard wage (at least $10/hr) he may finally be seeing the light.

He told council tonight that he was “a little concerned” because only ONE person has applied to work at the pool. In a rare moment of enlightenment, he says “there is a lot of competition for labor out there.”

No shit?!? Jesus Christ. Talk about living under a rock in a fantasy world. This is the SAME Finley who threw $110,000 at Ryan Ward for the ACM position (about 30% higher than the national average) and $85,000 at Stacey Ybarra (more than Mandy made after 5 years there) but he is too stupid to realize he needs to jack the lifeguard wage up to at LEAST $10/hr? Mind boggling.

He tells council “we may have to get creative…we may have to look at our pay scale“. That is not creative, you moron. That is math….and I have suggested it over and over and over.

You see, Finley only overpays Directors and Nerf job holders. That’s because (a) they will lick his balls harder in gratitude and (b) the higher he jacks the salaries of Nerf jobs holders like Stacey Ybarra and Ryan “Seth Rogen” Ward, the higher he can request his OWN salary be bumped in comparison – because is at the top of the totem pole and if any Nerf director directly under him gets up too high in salary, the answer is to raise Finley’s salary in response.

I suspect “Doctor” Chane Rascoe thinks the same way.

Lifeguards, on the other hand, are seasonal workers with zero contact with Finley. So Finley has no interest in helping them as they won’t be directly under his command and eager to lick his sack in thanks – like Ward is.

This is why Finley works in government and not in the private sector.

Goldfish Swim Tonight – Council Meeting 3-13-23

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-way, a weem-a-way, a weem-a-way

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-way, a weem-a-way, a weem-a-way

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

Oooooh, oooooh eee-ooo-wam-a-way.

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Will the Hostess House debacle be dealt with? Any word on a possible tenant for the Business Pork?? We’ll find out soon…

Weasels in Silicon Valley Made 100% Whole For Bad Decisions.

Not even a haircut of 20% or 30%. If you had $10 million in SIVB and you knew damn good and well that the FDIC limit was $250,000, the FDIC will make you good on the $9,750,000 you foolishly left unprotected in a poorly-run bank.

After all, we “have to protect the payrolls of these companies and their employees!”

Oh, like those employees who have been all over TikTok the last year bragging about how easy their tech jobs are? How they get gourmet breakfast and coffee every morning and yoga breaks and safe spaces and foosball tables? How they really don’t do any work at all?

Like THIS asshole?

‘Tech is so hard omg’: Work-from-home employee with ‘cushy tech job’ says all he did for day was change color of a button, sparking debate

“Me after 6 hours of working my cushy tech job where I changed a button from blue to a slightly different blue. I also reimbursed coffee, lunch, Wi-Fi, my gym membership, and my wework pass,” the TikToker captioned the video. “Tech is so hard omg [crying emoji].”

Or maybe Nicole Tsai – the moron who made the Day in the Life video about how cushy things are in the tech world:

@nicolesdailyvlog

Things in my office that ✨ just make sense ✨ Google edition | Episode 1 #techgirlie #techvlog #officelife #corporatelife #lifeatgoogle

♬ Che La Luna – Louis Prima with Sam Butera & The Witnesses

There are dozens of those videos all over the Internet.THESE are the weasels you are bailing out. Oh, and don’t forget all the execs who sold millions in SIVB stock last week, right before they blew up. Or all the bonuses that were paid out on Friday. No biggie.

Now, some wags may point out “that money comes from the FDIC, NOT the taxpayers! Banks pay a fee into the FDIC fund to pay for all of that.”

True. BUT, the FDIC only has about $125 billion in that fund – to cover $22 TRILLION of deposits nationwide. Which means that less than 2% of the nation’s entire bank deposits are actually covered.

That $250,000 limit is there FOR A REASON.

So if the SIVB fiasco costs them, say, $70 billion when it SHOULD have only cost them $20 billion – that is $50 billion that is no longer in the fund that should be there for the poor saps who actually keep their balances under the limit.

Also not mentioned anywhere in the press: the San Francisco Fed had supervisory responsibility for SVB and the CEO of SVB was sitting on the board of the San Francisco Fed. You can’t make this up. Totally asleep at the wheel. But plenty of time to give speeches.

The Feds also closed Signature Bank in New York – a favorite of the crypto bros.

So I just have one question for the scumbag coastal elites. That would be those elites in California and New York who always blather about how “the blue states pay more in taxes than the red states. The red states could never stand on their own if they seceded. They need US to support them”: are you counting all the hundreds of billions in bailout money like this? The money the rest of us have to pony up when your Silicon Valley shitcos blow up or your Wall Street banking scams go under?

The Dildo Called “Consequences” Rarely Arrives Lubed. SIVB Depositors/Investors About To Discover This.

The billionaire capitalist wants more government bailouts! The crypto bros are also crying for Big Daddy government to come save their fiat money accounts at SVB.

Mark Cuban is an asshole of the highest order.

I can’t believe people are calling for a bailout of #SVB. Everyone says “flush all the malinvestment and misallocation of resources out of the system” until it actually starts to happen – as it did on Friday. THEN, it’s straight to the government for bailouts.

Did we learn nothing from 2008/2020 bailouts? If we didn’t get in the way of the free market (where LOSS is just as important as profit) SVB wouldn’t be an issue because all the moronic money-losing tech companies they lent to wouldn’t exist in the first place.

By all means Mark, Mister Dot-Com Lotto Winner (and generally shitty businessman) feel free to start a GoFundMe and you can be the first one to deposit. If it’s such a no-brainer investment, you and Musk and Zuckerberg and the other tech bros can all chip in. Leave me out of it.

All these idiots should have bought T-bills and diversified their banks. I’m just a dummy Lampasshole, and if I know that (as I even wrote about FOUR MONTHS AGO!) then all the super smart tech bros “changing the world” with their money-losing dog walking app should know that.

Maybe they should spend less time worrying about how many genders there are and more time worrying about protecting their working capital.

SVB was just a badly run bank that went bust. Happens all the time. What’s special about SVB is that many influential people banked with them, and are now lobbying for special treatment.

We should have let it all implode 15 years ago and rebuilt from the ashes. Instead, we rewarded every idiot who made poor decisions and enriched sociopaths who used those funds to buy themselves a perpetual grifting operation. We need to let every investor and depositor discover that the emperor has no clothes. Perhaps THEN, real change will occur.

LEDC Reveals Possible New Businesses Coming To Lampasas

The packet for the next LEDC meeting is up. And while there are still ZERO tenants and ZERO prospects for the $7.1 million dollar sandbox Business Pork Project, there ARE some “prospects” for new businesses opening in town.

HTeaO – a chain store that sells tea, apparently. I had never heard of them but apparently there is one in Killeen.

Anytime Fitness – A chain of gyms. I frankly don’t see that making it here. But then again, I go to the gym during off-hours so maybe there are more gym fanatics here than I give credit for. Again, another chain with a location in Cove already.

Trailblazer Grille – yet another chain. Well, two locations in Burnet and Llano. Never heard of it. Menu looks decent.

Red Barn – yet another chain (storage places). God knows we don’t have enough of those around here! Why don’t you people just SELL your old shit rather than paying $130 a month to store it for years? Again, a location exists in Killeen

[It also says “apartment buildings 1000+” but I have no idea what that means. The population of this entire town is maybe 7,500, so I can’t believe anyone would build 1000 units. Then again, Talbert and the other clowns are giving away tons of money to try and bring as many Austin assholes here as possible to ruin the place, so anything is possible.]

What do all of these have in common? Well, they are all just franchises expanding into new territory. That has been happening for 100 years WITHOUT the help of an “Economic Development Director” like Stacey Ybarra [salary $85,000 and benefits $30,000 paid by taxpayers]. In the small town I grew up in during the 1970s and 1980s, we had lots of franchises move in and thrive…and the whole “economic development director” scam hadn’t been invented yet. Gee, how did we EVER get by??

The most amusing part of it all is that Stacey Ybarra has NEVER worked in the private sector – and has never run a business. So what gives her any special powers to perform this “job”?

It reminds me about the old joke about salt keeping tigers away:

An old man walked out onto his front porch and threw a handful of salt into the yard every morning. Finally a neighbor asked why he did this. He answered “to keep the tigers away.”

The neighbor looked at him and said “sir, there aren’t any tigers around here.”

The old man said, “see? It works.”

Get the joke? It’s the LEDC. Any time a business moves into town, the implication is that it is thanks to the hard work and skill of the LEDC and the Economic Development Director – as if the EXACT same thing wouldn’t have happened if we DIDN’T have an EDD on the payroll at $115,000 per year cost to the taxpayer.

Socialist Maggot is Queen Of Bad Analogies

You can always count on the socialist maggot to throw out a completely idiotic “comparison” that misses every point and makes no sense. What else do you expect from the brain-dead?

A few months ago, she compared paying back what you agreed to borrow to “drinking polluted water”:

Now she’s back, trying (like every lefty scumbag in the country right now) to explain how the Jan 6th “armed insurrection” was the “worst threat to democracy in American history”, when newly-released video clearly shows the cops opening doors, giving tours, and the great majority of people behaving themselves.

It depends. Will you all have a police escort, too? Like Q Anon Shaman did?

This concern about entering places you aren’t supposed to be is especially rich, coming from Comrade Clayton – who thinks border walls are evil and racist. She is fine with illiterates and criminals from Haiti and Honduras waltzing into the U.S. and being handed free shit. I wonder how many illegals Comrade Clayton has invited to live at his parents’ house for free – like he does.

First of all, the Capitol building is a public space. My house is not. You can’t trespass on public property, bro. My name is on the mortgage, so to speak, if you want to use this analogy, so I’ll walk in there if I damn well please.

Secondly, I don’t think anyone on the right ever said it was “no big deal”. I’ve heard them say that a lot of the people were let into the building. I’ve also heard them say the protesters had no chance of actually affecting the election. I’ve also heard them say that holding people indefinitely without trial is tyranny. I’ve never heard anyone say it was no big deal.

When shitheads riot and vandalize and destroy property, you arrest them. Well, unless they are with Antifa – then you let them out immediately and Kamala Harris pays your bail.

But you charge THEM with vandalism – not every single person who happened to be wandering around in the 100,000 square feet around them.

And our point wasn’t that you shouldn’t punish the people who destroyed stuff. It was that you lefty morons called this an “armed insurrection” and “deadly insurrection” and anyone who was there was a “traitor” or terrorist and had to be thrown into solitary for years without a trial.

So now if you protest at the Capitol, you are a “traitor”. You know who the REAL traitors are? Socialist scumbags who are working non-stop to destroy America with bullshit stories about “insurrections”.

No officers died that day at the hands of the “mob” despite the left repeating that lie 1000 times since. No guns or rifles or even knives were brandished by the crowd. The lone murder was that of an innocent unarmed woman by a Capitol police officer – let’s see THAT video, btw.

I’ll admit it was very odd that so many Capitol police officers committed suicide in the weeks and months afterwards – close to 1000x the national average. This tells me they were either wracked with guilt over perpetuating the “insurrection” lies their scumbag bosses (Pelosi/Schumer) made them tell…OR they were murdered to clean up any loose ends, like in Goodfellas after the Lufthansa Heist.

Either way, we all saw the video. We all know the left are the biggest pieces of shit in human history. Most of us knew this already. The question now is whose ass is going to be kicked over all of this. Every single piece of shit who sat on than Jan 6th committee should be thrown into solitary confinement for the next 2 years.

That’s just for starters.

Community Garden President Crazier Refuses to Make Her Non-Profit Tax Filings Available. “I Do Not Have Time For Your Nonsense”

After my polite email request to the President of the Lampasas Community Gardens to take a gander at their non-profit tax filings, I was told to get lost:

Lampasas Community Garden President Janet “Crazier” Crozier has taken many gifts from the taxpayer over the last couple of years. She is either not bright enough or honest enough to admit this, of course. According to HER:

“We have not taken money from the City, nor have we asked for anything other than what was promised to the community garden. The only thing that the City provided on behalf of the wishes of the community was the volleyball court that sat vacant for at least 7 years. We pay our utilities. We have set up our own limited water collection system off the roof of our donated shed.“

This is all baloney, of course, except for the part about “not taking money” from the City. Only because the City was not dumb enough to hand her actual piles of cash, like some other fools were. So the City never technically gave her any “money” – but they HAVE provided subsidies, City workers, City time and materials to her for free.

To wit:

She gets highly-subsidized water. The first 5,000 gallons PER MONTH are FREE and the water bill for one entire YEAR was once $35. So you may “pay your utilities” but they are hugely subsidized and the taxpayer is paying most of it.

She got trenching and pipes and spigots done for her by City workers on City time. There is also a new electrical panel over there, presumably for her use. Anyone who has had irrigation or electrical work done recently knows that it costs an arm and a leg. YOU paid for all that. But don’t bother going down there to stroll in the garden – because it is locked with a chain and NOT open to the public.

She is currently pressing Parks Director Chris Eicher to blow over $5,000 on sidewalk modifications over by her pet project. A pet project to bring gardening to those in wheelchairs. She actually had to advertise for people in wheelchairs for this – and as far as I know, my fake Crippled Russian email account was the only person who answered her. A project that she hasn’t even gotten funding for and for which the need is questionable, to say the least.

“Nor have we asked for anything….” – more baloney! She stood before council and tried to get them to buy her over $12,000 worth of “rain catch tanks” – even though she ALREADY gets water that is essentially free from the City. Luckily City council came to their senses after leaning towards paying for these items. This one enraged me the most, I will admit. Twelve grand is not peanuts…and this loon just casually asks for it like it falls off a money tree somewhere. That’s because she is a hard-core liberal/Marxist from Ohio.

Anyways, Crazier did not like me asking any questions. She informed that that “I do not have time for your nonsense”.

I had to inform Mrs. Crazier that she DOES indeed have to produce those tax filings. It is the law.

The easy way is to hand them over. The harder way is to make me go to your CPA or the IRS to get them. But get them I will.

Is Seth Rogen Helping Run Lampasas?!?

This might explain a lot. Like all the cost overruns and valuing a small 4-acre tract in the Business Pork at $500,000.

Here is Assistant to the City Manager Ryan “Dwight Schrute” Ward:

Here is Hollywood douchebag Seth Rogen….

If Ryan Ward and Dave Portnoy had a love child…

Have you ever seen Seth Rogen and Ryan Ward together in the same room???

Wait is sec. Is it “douche bag” or is it “douchebag”? Lemme look that up real quick….

Yeah, one word. That’s what I thought.