The “darkest day” in American history. The “insurrection” where a single death occurred – the death of an unarmed woman named Ashli Babbitt at the hands of a black Capitol Police officer who was subsequently charged with nothing.
Never Forget 1/6
Damar Hamlin Is The DA MAN
See what I did there? DA MAN it literally in his name. It was only a matter of time before he woke up and asked “did we win the game?”
I guess the guy who died and came back to life isn’t a complete pussy like his coach:
Laying in the ICU, cannot talk and first thing he wants to know is “who won the game?”
That is the spirit that put man on the moon – despite horrifying setbacks like three men dying on the launch pad in 1967. If that happened today, the Twitter pussies would shut down the entire space program – and the environmental pussies would be crying about rocket exhaust fumes.
That spirit is why Americans invented everything that is awesome in the world like electricity, automobiles, oil exploration, microprocessors, air conditioning, crack cocaine and the Internet – while the rest of the world took siestas all day and watched us in awe.
That is the spirit directly handed down by our caveman ancestors and the first 140-pound Neanderthal who had the balls to pick up a spear and decide to take down a 12,000 pound mastodon. He said “fuck these plants and nuts, I want STEAK TONIGHT” and he went out there and took it.
Damn right. I’d ask the same thing. Did we accomplish what we worked so hard for all season? Did me giving it literally everything I had make a difference?
You want to tell him what happened?
Oh, sorry buddy. I hate to tell you that coach started crying and then quit the game. It’s not even a tie. We didn’t valiantly win the game for you. We all went home and then yelled at anyone on Twitter who asked how the #1 seed was going to be decided now since it’s the end of the season and we can’t make this game up.
Thanks for playing.
The 70s Kicked Ass
“HERE’S your trigger warning!”
Nothing said “lunchtime fun” to kids back in my day like an 18th century pioneer going to town on “indigenous people” with the butt end of a rifle.
Re-enactments at school often resulted in a dropped lunchbox and shards of glass in your milk. It made us tough.
Related: “You’re just an Indian, *I’m* the Chief” was an actual playground insult back in the ‘70s.
Lunch room moderators would go into cardiac arrest nowadays if kid pulled that out
Another Vax Douche Dies
I love these. I really do. I’ll never stop posting them.
I’d also like to remind Bruce Haywood, Clayton Tucker, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris and Grady Lucas to get your Covid boosters NOW!!! Do not delay! Maybe get two, just to be safe. Like the mask thing.
“If you decline Moderna and are “waiting” for Pfizer you are a piece of garbage. Take the f**king vaccine you are able to get.“ – Liam Coward, June 2021
Liam Coward #diedsuddenly one week ago of “unknown causes” at the age of 27.
Hopefully Howard Stern is next.
We Are So Screwed
Today’s insane med student is the doctor making your life and death decisions tomorrow. Take care of your health. You won’t wanna walk into the doctor’s office in America’s future.
You should receive mockery – because you are a retard. More retarded still, are the morons who are congratulating you in your Twitter feed. They tell you how brave you are for wearing it. You are not brave at all. You are just following the latest virtue signaling mob of idiots.
Apparently, standards have fallen drastically in medical schools. Either that, or you hopefully will be flunked out.
Your job is not to “validate” the delusions of mentally ill males wearing dresses and demanding you call him “she”. Your job is to learn the fucking ropes and know the human body inside and out so you can save lives.
Naturally, this shit head checks ALL the boxes: a gay immigrant who goes to therapy, talks about his bulimia, posts 17 times a day about being a gay immigrant with a husband, has “zero tolerance” for “vaccine fear mongering” or “Covid denial”….
He also has depression and body image problems…and cries at the drop of a hat. JUST what you want in a doctor!
In short, a mentally unstable MEGA-virtue-signaling asswipe who has no business EVER being responsible for anyone else’s life.
The only thing I want this individual responsible for is making my coffee at a coffee house. Nothing else. I doubt he could even do that correctly. As Joe Pesci said in Casino: this guy could fuck up a cup of coffee.
I predict he will NEVER graduate med school. He is a nut job, a flake, and spends all day posting on Twitter like a fucking 12-yo girl….with a beard.
Then again, my greatest fear may materialize: this retarded flake cries when he gets his first of many Fs in class – but then starts screaming that it is because “he is a gay person of color” and threatening to sue the school. The school then backs down and lets an obviously unstable retard through their program just to be rid of him.
THAT is why assholes like this are dangerous – I don’t hate you because you are gay. I could not care less. I hate you because you blame all of your failures and inabilities on everyone ELSE being a “homophobe”. For that I say “fuck you”.
If I ever get one of these dipshits wanting to cut me open in a hospital, I’ll demand a replacement and offer a normal, non-retarded surgeon an extra $5,000 to do it. Then I will likely be sued by the same shit head for “homophobia” or something.
Then again, I doubt he has the chops to be a REAL doctor (aka surgeon). He’ll end up in a small central Texas town at a place like FMC telling everyone to get vaxxed and boosted 50 times and to not question super smart ‘doctors’ like him.
The pussification and retardation of the latest generation clearly does not just stop with the bums who live in their parents’ basements (or attics, in the case of Clayton Tucker). It permeates even the medical profession – which is a disgusting disgrace.
I Cannot Believe This Bengals/Bills Bullshit
I’ll say it, since everyone who matters is too scared to be cancelled or labeled a heartless asshole by the mob of virtue signaling morons who probably never even watch football:
That Bills/Bengals game on Monday night should have been played to completion. Failing that, one team should have been forced to officially forfeit the game so a result could be put in the books.
Of course, the instant Sean McDermott forfeited, I would have considered him one of the biggest pussies in sports history. You just threw away your first-round bye – which gives you a FAR better chance in the playoffs – and greatly reduced your chances of winning it all…which is what the entire team has been killing itself for over the last four months. If I was Hamlin and I woke up from my coma and found out my team had thrown away its Superbowl chances because of my injury, I’d be pretty pissed off. I expect that kind of pussy move from a head coach in his 20s – but McDermnott is 48 years old. He should know better.
Did George Washington quit the war when a few of his guys died gruesome deaths? Fuck no. He got them all up in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve, crossed the Delaware in horrific conditions, and slit the throats of the British mercenaries while they slept…and I thank God he did it.
Other questions:
- Would the game have been cancelled if a fan fell from a balcony and died?
- Would they cancel the game if the special teams coach went into cardiac arrest?
- Would they stop selling beer if a beer guy collapsed and had a heart attack?
- If you answered no for any of those things, does that mean that Damar Hamlin’s life matters more than some guy working for tips? Does death only matter when we witness it and know the person?
- If the game isn’t played then how will the Bengals and Bills agree to an outcome, considering their future prospects change so much as a result?
Hell, just a few days before this MNF tragedy, some poor bastard was sucked into a jet engine in Alabama. I cannot image a more gruesome death to witness. Did American Airlines send the entire workforce home? Did they tell everyone at the airport “sorry, all flights are stopped today while we sit here and mourn this poor bastard”? Fuck no. You just know that within the hour, the people that were inconvenienced by this were bitching about how they were going to miss their connection at DFW. Many of those exact same assholes are clutching their pearls at “insensitive bastards” who ask the logical questions I’m asking now.
Joe Theismann’s leg injury in 1985 (ALSO on Monday Night Football) was FAR more disturbing and gruesome than Hamlin’s collapse – but THAT game continued after six paramedics carted Joe off the field.
Hamlin’s odds of living don’t increase if the game is cancelled, and there is absolutely a need for a discussion of the repercussions for skipping the game entirely. That game was arguably THE BIGGEST game of the season and a lot is at stake.
The knee jerk reaction to cancel everything and vilify anyone that asked questions for being indifferent to people dying, was eerily similar to the first days of COVID. So was the idea that some jobs are essential (cops) and must continue after an employee dies, while others are not (NFL). Guess we didn’t learn anything from that mistake.
Newsflash – you don’t get to pretend that you value human life over entertainment if you watch the NFL. The average NFL player dies 20 years younger than the average American for a variety of reasons. The hits to the head and the body obviously play a part, but so does size. NFL lineman must be 300 pounds to play in the league. This is not a healthy or natural body weight, but they get that big ON PURPOSE! A 240 pound high school tackle immediately gets put on a weight increase program the second they sign with a D1 college. Andrew Luck left the game in the prime of his career because he valued his health more than football.
But players have free will and so do we. This is the social contract we have created with the NFL – players agree to be gladiators and drastically increase the chances of health risks in exchange for lots of money and fame. We agree to pay them by buying tickets, merchandise, and watching on TV. What happened Monday night was a visual reality of that, which is why it hit so hard. But no one says they should stop playing games when Junior Seau, Demaryius Thomas, or Tony Siragusa die young.
No one even noticed when 38 year old former Jaguars lineman Uche Nwaneri died a couple days ago after collapsing in his house.
All of those men would be alive if they didn’t play in the NFL. We enjoyed watching them play, and they did so by choice. You’re not a bad person for doing so, just as you’re not a bad person for talking about football while a player is in a hospital fighting for his life.
Now go back to watching NFL players slowly kill themselves next Sunday and don’t bat an eye when they die 10 years from now.
Liberal Loons Trying to Convince Us That Shorter is Better.
A New York Times op-ed suggests that everyone should “mate with shorter people” in order to save the planet.
I always felt kind of sorry for the midget people. She/him short people like Clayton Tucker can’t do a damn thing about being 5’6 – just bad luck. Then again, suckling at mom’s tit until age 32 might be a factor, I suppose. I always felt they should get some kind of discount in life, or something. Like kids eating at an IHOP.
But now the beta male soy boy cucks are trying to convince us that’s a GOOD thing.
Seriously.
Author Mara Altman, claims that “When you mate with shorter people, you’re potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations.”
“Lowering the height minimum for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a greener planet,” she adds in the piece.
Altman argues that shorter people are “inherent conservationists, which is more crucial than ever in this world of eight billion,” adding that “if we kept our proportions the same but were just 10 percent shorter in America alone, we would save 87 million tons of food per year (not to mention trillions of gallons of water, quadrillions of B.T.U.s of energy and millions of tons of trash).”
Altman continues, “Short people don’t just save resources, but as resources become scarcer because of the earth’s growing population and global warming, they may also be best suited for long-term survival (and not just because more of us will be able to jam into spaceships when we are forced off this planet we wrecked).”
“Our success as individuals does not depend on beating up other people or animals. Even if it did, in an era of guns and drones, being tall now just makes you a bigger target,” Altman adds, concluding “I want my children’s children to know the value of short.”
Twitter wasted no time in ceaselessly mocking the piece:
“Not Yet Finalized”
Memorandum:
For the 15th month straight, the agreement between the City of Lampasas and Martin’s Rod and Custom for the “Industrial Park” is “not yet finalized”.
It begs the age-old question: if an agreement sits on a desk forever and is never finalized, is it actually an agreement?
When does it cease to be an agreement-in-waiting and become another failed pipe dream of the LEDC? Will they ever admit the deal fell through or are they all running a secret pool to see how many months in a row I’ll ask for this fucking thing?
Anyways – looks like THAT was $38,000 wasted! Nobody knows how to piss money away like the City of Lampasas.
Happy New Year, Bitches
Environmental Wackos Wrong For Sixty Years Running
Remember all of this when morons like Bruce Haywood and Clayton Tucker and the rest of the greentards are cheering for us to go back to the Stone Age because “Global Warming!!” Remember this when your electric bills double and it costs $150 to fill your tank.
Trillions in cost and massively lower standard of living for what? Because these morons THINK the planet MIGHT be 1 degree hotter in 100 years.
Modern doomsayers have been predicting climate and environmental disaster since the 1960s. They continue to do so today.
None of the apocalyptic predictions with due dates as of today have come true.
What follows is a collection of notably wild predictions from notable people in government and science.
More than merely spotlighting the failed predictions, this collection shows that the makers of failed apocalyptic predictions often are individuals holding respected positions in government and science.
While such predictions have been and continue to be enthusiastically reported by a media eager for sensational headlines, the failures are typically not revisited.
1967: ‘Dire famine by 1975.’
Source: Salt Lake Tribune, November 17, 1967
1969: ‘Everyone will disappear in a cloud of blue steam by 1989.’
Source: New York Times, August 10 1969
1970: Ice age by 2000
Source: Boston Globe, April 16, 1970
1970: ‘America subject to water rationing by 1974 and food rationing by 1980.’
Source: Redlands Daily Facts, October 6, 1970
1971: ‘New Ice Age Coming’
Source: Washington Post, July 9, 1971
1972: New ice age by 2070
1974: ‘New Ice Age Coming Fast’
Source: The Guardian, January 29, 1974
1974: ‘Another Ice Age?’
1974: Ozone Depletion a ‘Great Peril to Life’
But no such ‘great peril to life’ has been observed as the so-called ‘ozone hole’ remains:
Sources: Headline
1976: ‘The Cooling’
Source: New York Times Book Review, July 18, 1976
1980: ‘Acid Rain Kills Life in Lakes’
Noblesville Ledger (Noblesville, IN) April 9, 1980
But 10 years later, the US government program formed to study acid rain concluded:
Associated Press, September 6, 1990
1978: ‘No End in Sight’ to 30-Year Cooling Trend
Source: New York Times, January 5, 1978
But according to NASA satellite data there is a slight warming trend since 1979.
1988: James Hansen forecasts increase regional drought in 1990s
But the last really dry year in the Midwest was 1988, and recent years have been record wet.
Source: RealClimateScience.com
1988: Washington DC days over 90F to from 35 to 85
But the number of hot days in the DC area peaked in 1911, and have been declining ever since.
Source: RealClimateScience.com
1988: Maldives completely under water in 30 years
Source: Agence France Press, September 26, 1988
1989: Rising seas to ‘obliterate’ nations by 2000
Source: Associated Press, June 30, 1989
1989: New York City’s West Side Highway underwater by 2019
Source: Salon.com, October 23, 2001
1995 to Present: Climate Model Failure
2000: ‘Children won’t know what snow is.’
Source: The Independent, March 20, 2000
2002: Famine in 10 years
Source: The Guardian, December 23, 2002
2004: Britain to have Siberian climate by 2020
Source: The Guardian, February 21, 2004
2008: Arctic will be ice-free by 2018
Source: Associated Press, June 24, 2008
2008: Al Gore warns of ice-free Arctic by 2013
But… it’s still there:
Source: WattsUpWithThat.com, December 16, 2018
2009: Prince Charles says only 8 years to save the planet
Source: The Independent, July 9, 2009
2009: UK prime minister says 50 days to ‘save the planet from catastrophe’
Source: The Independent: October 20, 2009
2009: Arctic ice-free by 2014
Source: USA Today, December 14, 2009
2013: Arctic ice-free by 2015
Source: The Guardian, July 24, 2013
The paper: https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-017-02550-9 (open access)
2013: Arctic ice-free by 2016
Source: The Guardian, December 9, 2013
2014: Only 500 days before ‘climate chaos’
But…
Since then the climate catastrophists have only escalated.
And bringing us up to date in 2022…
As CEI reports, climate alarmists and their media allies once again made a slew of claims about natural disasters being caused by man-made emissions in 2022. And once again, these claims clashed with reality and science.
Here are 10 fact checks of climate disaster claims made by the Associated Press and other media outlets in 2022.
The Bottom Line: There is not a single natural disaster, nor trend in any type of natural disaster that can be credibly linked with emissions or whatever gradual “climate change” may be occurring for whatever reason, including natural climate change. Attributing natural disaster damages to emissions and climate change is without a factual or scientific basis. And that certainly goes for 2022.
Regardless of one’s view of what passes as “climate science,” the good news is that even researchers who believe that “climate change” is a problem acknowledge that the number of weather-related deaths and the cost of weather-related damage are actually on the decline – despite ever-increasing emissions and whatever slight warming may be occurring.