Debt-Ridden, Obese Failure Stacey Abrams Panned By Democrats For ‘Incredibly Bad’ Financial Planning

I am shocked! Shocked, I tells ya! A fat moron with a history of being incapable of managing her own personal finances and getting herself into $200,000 of personal debt can’t handle her millions in campaign finances? The idiot who personally owes $54,000 in back taxes also bungled her campaign funds?

No way.

To wit:

Abrams was defeated by incumbent Republican Governor Brian Kemp in November even though she had a “record-setting haul” and was a media darling.

“But her campaign’s expenditures have come under sharper scrutiny as new details emerge about the tight cash crunch she faced before her November defeat to Kemp by nearly 8 points,” AJC reporter Greg Bluestein wrote.

According to Axios, “money became so tight that most of the 180 full-time staffers were given an abrupt paycheck cutoff date — just a week after the November election.”

Lauren Groh-Wargo, Abrams campaign manager, told Axios vendors are still owed more than $1 million and that the team is still working to repay debts. The outlets spoke with various insiders who “surfaced new details about profligate spending that led to a dire financial squeeze by the end of the campaign.”

According to Bluestei’s report, former staffers detailed over-the-top expenses, including a home the campaign rented to use for making TikTok videos.

“Some aides commandeered the vacant five-bedroom craftsman-style house, now available to rent at $12,500 a month, as a makeshift office,” Bluestein wrote. “A pop-up shop and ‘swag truck’ were assigned to dispense merchandise, such as T-shirts and hoodies, to win over young voters. But staffers grumbled that there was no apparent strategy behind the giveaways, which they said seemed careless and costly.”

Of course, there are still some people out there (**cough** Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris ** cough **) who are THEMSELVES so dumb that they think Abrams is some kind of genius…

One obese moron admires another…MY GOD!

Speaking of Potato Head, how’s that AirBnB rental thing going for you? You applied for and got the necessary permits and paid the annual fees for running that thing, right?

It would be a shame if the Austin STR office (STRlicensing@austintexas.gov at 512 974-2000) found out about it and you didn’t have your paperwork in order. A real shame.

I certainly would NEVER alert them to your situation. Wink wink. That would be like, I don’t know, calling the cops over someone sending you a Christmas ornament or something. Dick move.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the housing market will totally come back next year and allow you (and 8,000 other suckers) to unload your home.

Socialist Nerd Continues Tradition of Posing in Front of Vehicles That Don’t Belong to Him.

Hi! I’m Clayton Tucker. I don’t own a blue truck OR a red truck…or ANY kind of truck, for that matter. Turns out you don’t really need a truck when you are a virtual/fake rancher!

But I do these little photo shoots every now and then to give the impression I am a hard-working rancher – when in actuality, I am unemployed and live with my mom at age 32….

Old staged photo in front of truck that isn’t mine!
New staged photo in front of truck that isn’t mine!

For someone who brags so much on social media about “intermittent fasting”, it sure looks like he is hitting the jelly doughnuts pretty hard. I’m guessing his favorite filling flavor is “semen”.

You know who takes pictures in front of vehicles what aren’t theirs? Chicks.

Guess we can add ANOTHER item to my “proof Clayton Tucker is actually a woman” post from a few months ago!

Exactly A Year Ago: Radiogram Suggested You Poison Yourself Over A Minor Cold Virus.

Another year, another pile of idiocy from Radiogram owner Rhonda Witcher. It’s truly amazing that with all the “deadly” Wuhan variants flying around that this 117-year-old liberal fart isn’t dead yet.

Last year, Rhonda Witcher tried to scare you with the ominous “Omnicron” [sic] fear-mongering:

Rhonda Witcher Ends The Year The Same Way She Started It: A Fear-Mongering Moron

Rhonda’s Radiogram suggested that:

“It’s really important that people do the measures we already know work — getting vaccinated, getting their boosters if eligible, wearing masks indoors, testing before gathering, and practicing physical and social distancing,”

Or maybe Wuhan WASN’T so deadly as Rhonda led you to believe with her scaremongering over the last 2.5 years?

It also turns out that we now know for CERTAIN that the vaccine is killing hundreds of thousands of people. Otherwise healthy young people (ages 18 to 40) haver been dropping like flies this year. Life insurance companies are being financially crushed due to the massive numbers of policy payouts – a 6-sigma anomaly that simply doesn’t happen on its own.

These young people were at essentially ZERO risk from the Wuhan virus. Yet morons like Rhonda and also our own “doctor” Cain at FMC trumpeted REPEATEDLY and LOUDLY that EVERYONE should get the vaccine. Hopefully, they get what they have coming for this disgusting display of ignorance and incompetence.

Piss-Poor Dispatch Piece Has James Cain Spewing Unquestioned Covid Nonsense and Half-Truths

LEDC Still Inadvertently Admitting They Lied For The Last 18 Years

The Lampasas Dispatch had THIS little nugget the other day….

The city of Lampasas has completed its funding of the water and wastewater infrastructure at the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. Business Park, and roadway and utility work is now complete.

Next up for the LEDC Business Park is solicitation of commercial enterprises to fill it.

Although the city is ready tocommence its marketing efforts, Lampasas remains in need of a full-time economic development director to lead that endeavor. Mandy Walsh, who served in that capacity for five and a half years, resigned at the end of September to pursue other work.

Solicitation of commercial enterprises? Commence marketing efforts? You mean like blowing $15,000 on videos and print ads? Granted, that is very small potatoes compared to the over $7,100,000.00 they have already wasted on this thing.

[Actually, it should read “RE-commence its marketing efforts”, because they started promoting this shit pile over SEVEN YEARS AGO! They ALREADY threw money at Neon Cloud for a PREVIOUS video! Not to mention MORE money to Zoom Advertising for “logos, magazine ads , art work, banner art, and business cards”.]

That would all be swell and good if the LEDC hadn’t ALREADY lied right to the faces of City council MANY times by telling them they ALREADY had “about four” serious prospects for the Business Pork back when Talbert went begging and then swiped $971,000 of city money for her disaster of a project.

See how it works? When Talbert and the LEDC wanted to pilfer the City coffers for ANOTHER million bucks, they made it sound like there were prospects just salivating to get in there.

Now that this piece of shit is finally “complete”, there are no prospects to be found. Instead, they have to go out and “solicit commercial enterprises”.

Not to mention, every single “Economic Development Director” and LEDC president has stated on more than one occasion that “We receive RFIs from the governors office on a weekly basis“

Mandy said this verbatim. Cherry Hargrove said it. Kathi Masonheimer said it. Even that moron Mike Talbot said it back in 2004! It has been said so many times, I even dedicated an entire post to it called The Lie That Keeps On Giving!

The Big Lie stared appearing WAY BACK in May of 2004!

So I will ask the obvious question AGAIN, as I have been doing for years now: if you are getting all of these many, many requests for acreage from business prospects through the Governor’s office, then why do you need to go out and blow $15,000 to solicit commercial enterprises??? They should be coming to you on a weekly basis, according to your previous statements.

Because the LEDC has been lying non-stop from Day One.

I have to admit, the thing I am MOST looking forward to in 2023 is watching these worms try to fill the Business Pork and then listening to their new lies when they fail to do so.

LBJ Was a Colossal Dirtbag

Robert A. Caro’s epic four-volume biography of former US President Lyndon Johnson is among the most meticulously researched and elegantly written chronicles of the life of a single person. Spanning more than 3,000 pages and stuffed with meticulously detailed notes and sources, The Years of Lyndon Johnson collection makes for a sobering read.

There is one overarching and inescapable conclusion drawn from its pages: Johnson was a grotesquely corrupt person willing to say and do anything to accumulate power and enrich himself.

Elected to Congress in his late twenties, Johnson was known for handing out literal bags of cash to politicians in pursuit of the legislative goals of his powerful commercial sponsors – firms like the military construction outfit Brown & Root (now part of KBR). In 1948, Johnson stole the Texas Democratic primary race for US Senate from his opponent Coke Stevenson. The official tally shows Johnson besting Stevenson by 87 votes out of nearly a million cast, but the election was shrouded in scandal by the sudden appearance of 202 additional votes in Precinct 13 of Jim Wells County, of which 200 were for Johnson. Amazingly, those last 202 votes were cast in alphabetical order.

Johnson proudly made a mockery of his dishonesty, openly referring to himself as “Landslide Lyndon” as he continued his ascension up the US political power ladder.

When Johnson entered Congress, he was dirt poor and obsessed with money. He remained an elected federal official until his term as President ended in 1969 – an unbroken string spanning more than three decades – and yet managed to retire with a fortune that would be valued well in excess of $100 million today. His official explanation for how a public servant could become so rich? His wife, Lady Bird Johnson, effectively grew “the small radio station that [she] paid $17,500 for” into a family of broadcasting interests.

1960s bag of shit

What separates Johnson’s story from other tales of political venality is the vast impact of his legacy. The average US citizen’s trust in government peaked at 77% during Johnson’s time as President and has drifted lower ever since, sitting at just 20% today. He also uncorked an orgy of government spending, both in support of the war in Vietnam and in pursuit of his ambitious domestic agenda. Bigger government means bigger opportunities for grift, and Washington DC’s insatiable and bipartisan appetite for both was irreversibly accelerated by Johnson. Measured as a percentage of gross domestic product, US Federal Government spending has nearly doubled since the 1960s.

Normalization of behavior like Johnson’s has led to a continuing debasement of US politics to the point where scandals that would have previously ended careers are now routinely blown off as standard operating procedure. Today, members of Congress openly and flagrantly trade stocks based on inside information, having gone so far as to carve out an exception that legalizes an activity that is still a crime for the rest of us. Government regulators routinely end up as well-compensated employees of the very companies they are meant to oversee, creating giant and obvious conflicts of interest in the process, and selective use of the powers of government against political opponents is now commonplace. An entire cottage industry of rent-seeking enablers – lobbyists, attorneys, and consultants – dot the interface between the private and public sectors, making it impossible for entrepreneurs to thrive without paying a healthy vig to this state-sponsored mafia.

Today’s bags of shit

As the cancer of corruption grows, so too does the government’s need to corral the outrage and the activities of ordinary citizens. In this regard, one weapon supersedes them all: the ability to control how ordinary citizens transact in the economy. As Ben Hunt brilliantly describes in his excellent piece In Praise of Bitcoin, the goal of the US government is to see and preside over all the money in the world because once that power is obtained, it’s game over. Here’s a key passage (emphasis in the original):

“That’s really all it is. That’s what Anti-Money Laundering (AML) regulations are all about. That’s what Know Your Client (KYC) regulations are all about. That’s what Report of Foreign Bank and Financial Accounts (FBAR) regulations are all about. That’s what the Treasury-led Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunications (SWIFT) is all about. That’s what the Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) is all about. None of these programs are really about taxes. None of these programs are really about catching crooks or fighting terrorists. All of these programs are really about information for information’s sake regarding the greatest source of power in the world and the raison d’etre of every government on Earth: money.”

Buried in the noise and drama surrounding the ongoing collapse of the crypto sector are disturbing developments in tangentially related technologies that look set to snuff out the last vestiges of individual privacy: central bank digital currencies (CBDCs). Just as the shock of 9/11 was leveraged to roll back basic freedoms in the name of security, so too will the deep criminality exposed in the digital assets space be used to justify a terrifying shift in the way all citizens interact with each other in the economy.

Ukraine Slush Fund Grows Larger – Now $100 Billion of YOUR Tax Dollars

I knew from the very first day that the whole Ukraine thing was a scam. You know how I knew? Because two of the biggest morons around these parts quickly got rid of their “I’m vaxxed and boosted! I’m masked up!” filters on their profile pics and threw a Ukrainian flag onto their profile pic LITERALLY overnight.

In fact, socialist scumbag Clayton Tucker even hung a Ukrainian FLAG from his parents’ house, where he currently resides.

They told us the war would be over soon because Putin had cancer, the Russian troops were getting stuck in the mud, they didn’t like the cold weather, blah, blah, blah. Well, here we are $100 BILLION later, and it’s still going. We have sent them FAR more than the Russian military spends themselves for their ENTIRE MILITARY BUDGET.

So you’ve outspent your opponent by 150% and you are still getting your asses kicked, according to that worm Zelensky? What does that tell you? It tells me that most of that money is disappearing into the pockets of scumbags. Or else you are COLOSSALY inept.

When a TRUE fiscal conservative like Rand Paul suggested we put some oversight on all these tens of billions of dollars to make sure they weren’t being like, stolen and stuff, the left went CRAZY and refused.

That is because they are all very likely in on this slush fund and getting kickbacks – because they are all completely corrupt scumbags.

Funny – comrade Clayton has quietly removed his Ukraine flag and so has Potato Head Steph as she YET AGAIN erased all evidence of her past stupidity in supporting a stupid cause (masks, vaccines, Biden, etc).

Say that reminds me: how have gasoline prices managed to come down so far if Putin is still at war with Ukraine? I thought it was “Putin’s price hike”? At least, that’s a local retarded land whale named Bruce Haywood was saying all summer when gas prices were exploding.

Not only did the war not end, but we are throwing even MORE money at it.

I shit on all of you lefty scumbags…as well as Mitch McConnell and other RINO scum.

Reminder That Bernie Sanders Is A Worthless Bum.

Bernie Sanders said Monday his parents would never have thought their son would end up in the Senate and running for president. No kidding. He was a ne’er-do-well into his late 30s.

“It’s certainly something that I don’t think they ever believed would’ve happened,” the unabashed socialist remarked.

He explained his family couldn’t imagine his “success,” because “my brother and I and Mom and Dad grew up in a three-and-a-half-room rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn, and we never had a whole lot of money.”

It wasn’t as bad as he says. His family managed to send him to the University of Chicago. Despite a prestigious degree, however, Sanders failed to earn a living, even as an adult. It took him 40 years to collect his first steady paycheck — and it was a government check.

“I never had any money my entire life,” Sanders told Vermont public TV in 1985, after settling into his first real job as mayor of Burlington.

Sanders spent most of his life as an angry radical and agitator who never accomplished much of anything. And yet now he thinks he deserves the power to run your life and your finances — “We will raise taxes;” he confirmed Monday, “yes, we will.”

One of his first jobs was registering people for food stamps, and it was all downhill from there.

Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him. Penniless, he went on unemployment. Then he had a child out of wedlock. Desperate, he tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shitty carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”

Then he tried his hand freelancing for leftist rags, writing about “masturbation and rape” and other crudities for $50 a story. He drove around in a rusted-out, Bondo-covered VW bug with no working windshield wipers. Friends said he was “always poor” and his “electricity was turned off a lot.” They described him as a slob who kept a messy apartment — and this is what his friends had to say about him.

The only thing he was good at was talking … non-stop … about socialism and how the rich were ripping everybody off. “The whole quality of life in America is based on greed,” the bitter layabout said. “I believe in the redistribution of wealth in this nation.”

[Sounds like Clayton Tucker!]

So he tried politics, starting his own socialist party. Four times he ran for Vermont public office, and four times he lost — badly. He never attracted more than single-digit support — even in the People’s Republic of Vermont. In his 1971 bid for U.S. Senate, the local press said the 30-year-old “Sanders describes himself as a carpenter who has worked with ‘disturbed children.’ ” In other words, a real winner.

[Sounds like Clayton Tucker “I was a kindergarten teacher!]

He finally wormed his way into the Senate in 2006, where he still ranks as one of the poorest members of Congress. Save for a municipal pension, Sanders lists no assets in his name. All the assets provided in his financial disclosure form are his second wife’s. He does, however, have as much as $65,000 in credit-card debt.

Predictions For 2023

What does my crystal ball show for next year? Here are some educated guestimates…

(1) Mayor TJ Monroe will run for a second term in May, even at the advanced Biden-like age of 74. If she DOESN’T run, I think Kuehne has aspirations for that particular position. God help us.

(2) Finley will retire and Ryan Ward will take over. I’ve heard that Ward is a “nice guy”. Great. From what I’ve seen he’s not super bright and his ‘solution’ for every problem (both real and imagined) is to spend a ton of money. He has been here only a year and has already implemented several costly programs of questionable necessity.

Naturally, he’ll get ANOTHER raise when he is elevated to this position – despite ALREADY getting TWO raises in his first 9 months of employment here.

(3) Nobody will move into the Business Pork. Our $7.5 million plot of fire hydrants and a road will sit empty another year. Some new “economic director” will tell us they they get “tons of calls” every week from the governor’s office.

(4) S2M2 will fail to build the 22 houses they are supposed to have built by December of 2023. City council will do nothing, despite handing them $185,000 a couple years ago as part of an “agreement” to do so.

(5) The joke company known as “Eco-Strong” and run by con man Mike Cour will FINALLY and spectacularly go out of business. There is no market for $46,000 fences in the middle of a recession and 7% interest rates. The warehouse over there by Brown’s Feed will be abandoned by Cour and he will likely owe a lot of people money in his wake.

(6) Local socialist Clayton Tucker will turn 32 in February and will continue to live with his parents for the entire year. He will not get a job in 2023 and will continue to bitch about “fixing the grid” despite the fact it is the very same unreliable power sources he champions that cause all the problems.

(7) Bruce Haywood will stay fat, stupid and annoying all throughout 2023, assuming he doesn’t drop dead of morbid obesity or the vaccine.

(8) The Fed will pussy out and NOT raise rates any further at their February meeting. The top is in for fed funds, imho. Not financial advice.

(9) We will see a well-known business (or two) that have been in Lampasas for YEARS shut their doors due to the shitty Biden economy.

(10) There will be a huge uptick in commercial air accidents, crashes and deaths as the stupidity of DEI diversity hires and of force-vaxxing pilots begin to really be felt.

(11) Within 90 days of the skate park opening, there will be graffiti and vandalism galore. The bathroom there will be vandalized and/or damaged to the point it has to be closed.

Looking Forward to 2023…

I love making lists. Here’s one…

People who will probably die in 2023 and I will be super bummed out about: Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman.

Clint and Gene are the last of the old school Hollywood bad asses. Especially Clint. The guy is the epitome of the strong, silent type. He’s a free-market libertarian, his movies kill it, and he always comes in under budget. He once punched his son in the face for leaving his sister at a party. That is OLD SCHOOL parenting.

Gene kicked some guy’s ass in a minor traffic wreck when he was like 72 years old. Remember that scene in Unforgiven when he takes English Bob and knocks his dick in the dirt in front of the entire town while yelling bas-ass lines at him?

“You probably think I’m kicking you, Bob…but it ain’t so! What I’m doing is talking, you hear? I’m talking to all those villains down in Kansas!”

Gene Hackman does that shit in real life.

I have zero doubt that 92-year-old Gene or Clint could still kick the asses of most 32-year-old pussies running around today (**cough ** Clayton Tucker ** cough).

People who will probably die in 2023 and I’ll be just fine with it: Dan Rather, William Shatner, George Soros

Remember in the old days when if you did something so slimy, unethical and embarrassing you got fired for it, you then disappeared into the weeds never to be heard from again? Well, that is NOT Dan Rather. He is still shamelessly blathering his libshit garbage on Twitter. I’ll be happy to see him dead.

Shatner? Just a giant asshole. Ditto for Soros. Soros is a real-life comic book villain.

People who will probably not die in 2023 but I really wish they would: Jamie Raskin, Sean Penn, Mitch McConnell, Seth Rogen, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Jimmy Kimmel, Joe Biden, George Takai, Stephen Colbert, Grady Lucas of Lampasas TX, Howard Stern, Rob Reiner, Barney Frank, Whoopi Goldberg and the other morons on that show, Chuck Schumer, George Lopez, Joe Scarborough, Ilhan Omar, Bernie Sanders, Barbara Streisand….well, this is going to be a long list. Hold on.