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The Bubble Is Popping! Long Live The Bubble!
File this under one of the many glaring contradictions that Comrade Clayton the fake rancher churns out daily…
So if half the projects are being cancelled and the “bubble is bursting” then why are you still blabbering about it? Sounds like the problem solved itself.
Also, how are Texans “paying the price” in land? It’s the opposite. The tech fags are offering like 5x market value in some places. If you yourself actually OWNED any land yourself and they offered you five times what it was worth, you’d take it in a heartbeat. Isn’t that what you want anyways? For the “little guy” to get money at the expense of “Wall Street”? So if Zuckerberg pays some hillbilly in Kentucky $30 million for her land, shouldn’t you be happy about that?
Nah, you’d just be envious of the hillbilly because it wasn’t YOUR pockets that were filled by good fortune. Because you are a carping, complaining, whining, envious, impotent socialist twat. That’s why.
It’s The Spoiled Children of America (like Clayton Tucker) Who Are Drawn To Socialism
Local Lib Queen and Drag Show Lover Grady Lucas (With “Soar” Throat) Still Blathering About His Covid.
Nobody cares about your “soar” throat and positive Covid tests. Get a life, nerd.
“Minimal discernable symptoms” but still crying like a pussy.
Covid will be with us forever, moron. So of course it is “very much with us” right this moment. So is the flu. So is syphilis. Those of us with brains said this almost three years ago but morons like Lucas and Haywood thought that if we JUST MASKED HARD ENOUGH, it would all go away – which was literally impossible thanks to animal reservoirs of the virus.
Why would anyone without symptoms bother getting tested or treated? Unless you were an insane hypochondriac little whiney bitch….like you.
You know what provided a “vessel for mutations“? Your mom’s uterus.
Younger populations are not affected by Covid. They are literally more likely to be eaten by a bear. However, they ARE being killed in large numbers by the “vaccine”. Hopefully, that goes for 67-year-old libtard shitbirds as well.
And finally, our chance to “get ahead of this thing” was to hang Fauci by his neck until dead for performing GOF research when it was strictly prohibited. Of course, we can still hope that day comes.
Socialist Bum Celebrates 32nd Birthday Still Living With Mom
Take a good look kids…this is where being a socialist bum for 32 years gets you: alone on Valentine’s Day posting a pathetic virtue signal as you pump your poisoned, ‘vaccine’-tainted blood into the public blood supply.
Must be tough to find a girlfriend or wife when you live in mom’s upstairs bedroom. Most 32-year-olds are well into their careers and starting families. They are making good money and can take care of themselves. They pay their own rent, buy their own insurance and contribute to society as a productive worker.
Commies are red, socialists too
When it comes to the real world, they haven’t a clue
Now where have I seen those colors on his t-shirt before?? They look very familiar.
Oh right….
Ironically, Comrade Clayton was born the exact same year the USSR fell – which was yet ANOTHER example that socialism cannot work and ALWAYS ends in misery and mass death. But here we are 32 years later, with this dumb kid thinking “well, THIS time it’ll work! We’ll just call it “DEMOCRATIC socialism”! I blame his parents for this. They allowed, nay, encouraged their commie son to follow this path and they enable it to this day by shielding him from the real world in their upstairs bedroom.
We can NEVER rest until every commie scumbag is run out of the Great Republic of Texas.
Socialist Idiot Who Is Not a Farmer and Doesn’t Know How To Repair Tractors (Or Use Wrench) Demands Farmers Get Right To Repair Tractors
You never know what inane and obscure cause our local socialist Comrade Clayton Tucker of Lampasas will take up next.
First it was free Covid vaccines for Africans or something. Now it’s the right to repair your own tractor.
This is hilarious for several reasons:
(1) This socialist asswipe has spent his WHOLE LIFE demanding bigger and more intrusive government. Government that can forcibly tell you what car to drive, what to eat (less meat!), how much ethanol you have to have in your gas, what kind of stove you can have, whether you are “allowed” to own an AR-15 (Tucker says NO to that), etc. Then he gets butthurt about his “rights” being taken away by John Deere!
So he’s fine with the government telling you what to do from cradle to grave, but John Deere imposing a rule on him is absolutely out of the question.
(2) Clayton is not a farmer OR a rancher. He sometimes poses on his “family” tractor (not his) and pretends to have an actual job as a rancher as part of his bullshit rural persona he feeds to gullible Austin twats. In reality, he holds unpaid joke positions in the Democratic party and lives with his parents.
(3) His family just bought a NEW tractor that isn’t even a Deere in the first place! Mind you, Clayton did not pay for this tractor, either – but he makes it sound like he had a hand in it….
(4) Clayton once did a hilarious video about this very issue a few years ago. He staged a maintenance issue out in a field while mowing with his grandpa’s tractor: “Hey look! My shear bolt broke! Say that reminds me…let’s talk about the right to repair!”
It was even more staged and fake than his cowboy hat trick!
Anyways, Clayton then proceeded to “fix” grandpa’s tractor for his video audience – which consisted of sliding a new bolt into the hole and then tightening the nut on top. But he even managed to fuck THAT up. He used his wrench like a 7-year-old girl might hold it, if she was slightly mentally retarded:
Yes, it is a good thing Lampasas socialist and fake farmer Clayton Tucker has a “memorandum of understanding” to “fix” “his” tractor! Otherwise all the crops might wither and die!
What a complete tool.
“Fifth Generation” Rancher Now Has “Several” Goats.
Our local socialist bum and self-proclaimed “fifth-generation rancher” (LOL!) shared some information about his grampa’s ranch recently!
On a personal note, you may find some joy in my latest ranch adventures. I bought my very first donkey this year, a real sweetheart named Penny (she is indeed a true TX Democrat!). I got her to protect our goats–of which we now have several, as I work to build up my family’s ranch. As it turns out, Penny arrived pregnant, so she was a two-for-one special! We named her baby boy Peso.
She’s a true Democrat? Why do you say that? Does she sleep til noon and then steal the food of the other animals who worked all day? The sad thing is she’s the closest thing to a girlfriend you will ever have…but something tells me you’ll be far more interested in her male offspring.
So after five generations of ranchers (or about 130 years), five generations of Tuckers have managed to amass a single donkey and you have “several” goats?
Impressive.
But why would you need to “build up” a ranch that has been in operation for 130 years, according to you? You are about to turn 32 years old. What the hell have you been doing for the last 10 years?
It also means, once again, that I TOO am a rancher and I didn’t even know it! I also had “several goats” and a donkey for about 4 or 5 years. I managed to accomplish that with two phone calls in the course of a week. But I hear you Tuckers are a little slow.
The other hole in his “fifth generation rancher” bullshit story is that he has said on a few occasions that his dad owned an auto parts store. I guess he was one of those “virtual ranchers” as well. Or maybe he shoveled shit once, which makes you a rancher in Clayton’s book.
Say, that reminds me….
Two fake ranchers, Clayton and Beto, are driving down a dirt road when they come across Penny the donkey with her head stuck in the fence.
Beto says “Man I haven’t had any pussy in months!” He jumps out of the truck Prius and just starts banging the donkey like there’s no tomorrow.
Then Beto looks over at Clayton and says “Hey, do you want any of this?” Clayton replies “Sure….but do I have to put my head in the fence?”
Ascaredpussysayswhat?
Comrade Clayton “Fix The Damn Grid” Tucker is back at it again! What a way to live life. In constant fear. Like an 8-year old girl afraid of a monster under her bed…
He just can’t let it go. The power went out last year in a freak 1-in-100 year storm and he’s now petrified forever that the lights might not go on when he flips the switch. I’m not sure why: he lives in his parents’ house, which is two blocks from the police station – and thus quite likely to be on the “critical infrastructure” list, which is safe during rolling blackouts.
I’ve publicly bet Clayton Tucker that he never even lost power in 2021, but he is too big a pussy to take it.
If he had taken 3 seconds to click on the ERCOT dashboard, he would see that there are eight GIGAWATTS more power committed than actually needed (68 gigawatts versus 76 gigawatts):
Those are REAL gigawatts. Not the kind of flimsy fake “green energy” gigawatts that vanish when the sun sets or the wind dies. But he’s still scared – and likely hiding under the bed in his parents’ upstairs bedroom where he currently resides.
Of course, this is the same piece of shit who flies a flag on his house his parents’ house that isn’t the American flag. It isn’t the Texas flag, either. It’s the Ukrainian flag. One of the most corrupt countries on earth.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I will personally pay ALL your moving expenses to California, New York, Illinois and now Ukraine. Just pack your shit and leave for greener pastures, buddy. I hear the grid is AWESOME in Democrat-controlled California.
Socialist Bum Clayton “Baby Seal” Tucker Offering Lessons On How to Get Clubbed
Now I have truly seen it all!
Local socialist bum Clayton Tucker is running for SDEC (as we covered HERE). This means he would be in charge of trying to get Marxist scum elected in Texas.
Yes, you are reading that right: the unemployed socialist bum who has gotten beaten like a rented mule in every race he’s entered (3 of them) AND been denied several appointed positions (City council and LEDC) is now going to teach other Marxist scum how to get elected!
Clayton Tucker likes to brag about how his family has been here since the 1970s and he STILL can’t get elected or appointed to anything in this area. What does that tell you?
BAHAHAHAHAHA.
Like all commie scum, Comrade Clayton has a Plan to pull this off.
Comrade Clayton’s Plan to Elect More Marxist Scum
I think my favorite part of Comrade Clayton’s plan is #2:
…this plan must include ways to boost our wins in urban areas, secure more wins in suburban areas, and cut our losses in rural areas. We cannot put all of our eggs into one basket by relying on any single geographical area to flip Texas.….
Wait, what? Comrade Clayton is giving up on rural Texas? Hilariously, it was literally about 180 days ago that Comrade Clayton was in the papers doing his best Jed Clampett imitation and telling us that “we are here, we are present, and we ain’t scared of no one…”
Of course, Comrade Clayton is so brave and committed to winning races in this rural area, that he was too chicken shit to run for City council again this time – perhaps finally realizing nobody wants his brand of Marxist trash around here.
Baby Seal Corpse Reanimated! Socialist Maggot Clayton Tucker of Lampasas Texas Running For SDEC!
Grab your clubs! There is a baby seal on the loose again!
Local socialist bum and fake farmer Clayton Tucker has finally announced he is running for SDEC! I knew this a month ago, but had to keep it quiet as he hadn’t officially announced yet…
What is SDEC, you are asking? Good question. I had no idea myself!
State Democratic Executive Committee, you dummy!
Since Comrade Clayton can’t get anyone to vote for him in an election where someone OTHER than a moron democrat is involved (like City council or state senate), he is clearly now trying to move up the ladder within the Democratic Party and be king of the dipshits.
This would explain all his ass kissing and brown nosing with traitorous scum like Ilhan Omar and Robert Francis O’Rourke.
Kid Tuck wants to make the Big Leagues.
This kid will do ANYTHING to avoid an honest day’s work, won’t he? My god.
He went from state ‘organizer’ for Our Revolution (Bernie Sanders socialist group) to Advisory Committee Member for Ground Game Texas (an unimportant little group founded by socialist scumworms Julie Oliver and Mike Siegel) to Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats (see his success HERE), to Deputy Finance Director for Texas Young Democrats (the only ones stupid enough to believe he knows anything about finance) to the Trade Justice Education Fund (another weird, unimportant tiny group that wants free vaccines for Africa or something – despite the vaccines not working).
He has held all of these “jobs” while ALSO pretending to be a farmer, cowboy and rancher! It must be exhausting trying to keep all the lies straight! It’s also odd that despite having 12 ‘jobs’ he still lives upstairs at mom’s house here in town.
He did all this in about 14 months. So, as I predicted long ago, it’s not about actually accomplishing anything of value or improving anything or gaining any skills. It’s about how much crap you can load onto your resume so you can weasel your way up the next rung of the ladder.
The kid would have made a GREAT public school superintendent, don’t you think?
So will the Baby Seal get clubbed for the SIXTH time in a row?
Tough call.
If this is a paid position that requires any kind of talent or skill, he will definitely be clubbed and feasted on by Eskimos.
If it is another bullshit title without a paycheck (like Ground Game Texas), then he is probably a shoo-in.
With all these titles-but-no-paycheck jobs Comrade Clayton seems to get, it is a damn good thing that mom and pop let him continue to live in their upstairs bedroom!
Success Has Many Faces…
To an able-bodied, 31-year-old male who is a socialist bum, lives with his parents and whose accomplishments in life could rest comfortably on an eyelash, this probably DOES look like “success”.
I guess we all have different ideas about success. You could look at this and say “wow – 12 people attending in a county of 20,000 citizens is not really very successful”.
OR you could say “wow – putting that sign that said FREE SOUP under the bridge in the homeless encampment really brought in a crowd!”. Which is what this actually looks like to me.
I’ll admit, the smaller this group gets every year, the more erect I will become.
It is pretty much how I would expect a Democratic convention to be, however:
Moocher guy who looks like he is there for free food, has crumbs in his beard and will corner you and go into a 45-minute dissertation about how there is an engine that gets 200mpg but Big Oil bought up the patent? Check.
Dummy older guy who still wears a mask thinking it will protect him because his feeble brain has been snapped by CNN propaganda? Check.
A gaggle of old ladies who are just lonely and want someone to talk to? Check.
Female to male ratio of about 3:1? Check – which backs up my beliefs that to be a Democrat you are either a chick (mostly operate on emotion as opposed to logic) or a very stupid man (see: Bruce Haywood/Clayton Tucker/Heath Bishop).
I can forgive women falling for socialist/commie crap because their brains are wired more for emotion. They usually believe in silly things like astrology, palm reading, aromatherapy, pyramid schemes and “life coaches”.
Men who fall for this shit, on the other hand, deserve every ounce of ridicule and scorn we can muster. They should know better.
Congratulations, Clayton Tucker! May your convention continue to draw a dozen people for years and years to come! Let’s Go Brandon!!!