REAL Monopoly Busted By REAL Lawyers.

Now HERE is anti-trust law in action…

And thank God, because those assholes were ripping off the world BIG TIME! Love to see them go down in flames.

Take notes, Comrade Clayton because THIS is how it works. You must have an ACTUAL monopoly and not just a big group of companies you irrationally despise (like your fake tractor monopoly you keep bringing up).

THEN you show ACTUAL damages and not just cry and whine over “prices are too high!”

THEN an actual DOJ lawyer brings a case and argues it using evidence and facts.

What YOU are doing is fake, melodramatic bullshit. You just run around calling everything you don’t like a monopoly and saying you are going to “bust them up” over and over like a retarded mynah bird.

You have invented tractor monopolies, grocery store monopolies, food company monopolies and other gibberish that will never, ever gain any traction in a court of law. That is because you are a moron instead of an actual lawyer who know what he’s talking about.

35-Year-Old Unemployed Bum Who Refuses To Farm The Family Property Now Freaking Out That Average Farmer Is 60 Years Old. Another False Scare.

Lady Clayton has found yet another apocryphal tidbit to get her panties twisted over:

What his mildewed brain can’t comprehend is that EVERYONE is getting older as the population ages. Much like he freaks out about groceries going up and thinks it’s a grand conspiracy when really EVERYTHING went up in price during that timeframe thanks to profligate spending and money printing.

Here is someone who DOES understand that:

Age of US Farmers: Not a Problem

Excerpts:

Age is both a level and relative concept.  Relative to the US population, US farmers have become slightly younger over the last 60 years.  Since 1960, the average age of US farmers has increased 7.6 years while the median age of the US population has increased 8.8 years.  US median age is from Korhonen and US Census Bureau.  (Note, the Agricultural Census does not report a median age.)

The share of US farmers between 45 and 64 was lower in the 2022 vs. the 2017 Census.  In contrast, the shares less than 45 and older than 65 increased from 19% to 22% and from 34% to 39%, respectively.  Farmers older than 65 align with the 1970 period of prosperity while farmers younger than 45 align with the post-2006 period of prosperity (farmdoc daily, November 8, 2023).  As economics would predict, more people enter farming when economic returns are good.

US farmers have been and remain older than the US population.  A likely reason is that farming requires inputs other than labor.  Capital is required to buy farm equipment and rent or own farmland.  Capital accumulation happens over a person’s lifetime.

Over the last half century, US farmers have become younger, not older, relative to the US population.

The current age distribution of US farmers is consistent with the expectation that more people enter farming when economic returns are good.  US farm prosperity since 2006 (farmdoc daily, November 8, 2023) has been associated with an increase in share of US farmers younger than 45.

These observations do not suggest the US has a farmer aging or a farmer replacement problem.

Fake farmer Clayton Tucker won’t bother to read all of the above TRUTH because it isn’t alarmist and doesn’t feed into his “all hysteria, all lies, all the time” campaign vibe.

Shit, I’ve been hearing about the farmers disappearing, going broke and dying off since at LEAST 1985 when John Cougar Mellencamp was writing songs about it daily and started doing Farm Aid concerts.

[Yes, they are still doing those things 41 years later!]

Of course, 35-year-old Clayton (who lives with his parents) refuses to join the “actively farming 35-44” cohort DESPITE being handed everything he needs for FREE! He’d rather drive around with Baby Beluga spouting nonsense to little old ladies and stuffing his fat face with Panda Express ultra-processed food.

Clayton Tucker Still Breaking One Of His Central Campaign Tenets Repeatedly.

When the pudgy socialist flounder made his big announcement last June to run for a position he clearly is not qualified for, he posted THIS little gem on the Zoom call (hosted on data centers, by the way):

He has already broken #1 a bunch of times as he has tried to cover up his radical leftist past and hide his TRUE positions on open borders and socialized medicine.

But it’s #2 that really should have everyone scratching their heads and calling him out as a hypocrite, liar and scumbag. Luckily, I’m quite practiced at doing that, so here we go!

“No more running as individuals and not as a slate.”

You wouldn’t know it if you only read Comrade Clayton’s many, many social media sites (hosted on data centers, by the way) but Gina Hinojosa and Vikki Goodwin are running for governor and lieutenant governor, respectively.

Now, Texas needs two liberal women in charge like we need colostomy bags on our hips. But that is a discussion for another time.

What SHOULD be discussed is the following:

#1 – Comrade Clayton has NEVER made an appearance with either one of these chicks NOR has he ever even MENTIONED they are running on the same slate! Same with James Talarico, whom Comrade Clayton STILL hasn’t endorsed despite James being the kind of far-left, tranny-promoting whacko that Clayton has shown much love to in the past!

#2 – Gina and Vikki are ALREADY out there making hay with this data center hysteria. Gina has even been down in Corpus Christi trying to make a local water issue (and liberal politician fuckup) into an indictment of all data centers

I obviously don’t agree with Gina or Vikki, but you can at LEAST make a case that as governor or lieutenant governor, it kinda sorta falls into their sphere of influence or power if they were to win. Personally, I still insist this is all a LOCAL issue for LOCAL cities and counties to decide amongst themselves.

But the water/power/data center issue CERTAINLY does not fall into the purview of Ag Commissioner. I have shown that conclusively many, many times.

So, if Comrade Clayton were to follow his own declarations from June 2025, he would drop all this data center bullshit, start talking about AGRICULTURE issues and get behind the rest of the slate while taking his cues from the TOP of the slate: Gina and Vikki. He would be a team player and not try to hog the spotlight on issues that don’t concern him one bit.

But he will never do that. It’s the Clayton Tucker Show all the time, you see. You know why? Because he has a population of stupid, senile, lonely old ladies (D.O.L.L.s) that he has cultivated over the last five years by posting cute baby goat photos on Facebook (hosted on data centers, by the way). That is HIS little money pot.

The selfish, greedy, unemployed socialist is NOT about to share his little-old-lady grift with the likes of Gina and Vikki and let them steal his thunder! No way.

So he will continue to ignore the rest of the slate and grab as many old lady social security checks he can until November when he gets crushed. What a piece of shit.

Does Goat Semen Cause Pinkeye? Only Clayton Tucker Knows For Sure.

I “heard reports” he took a shot of goat jizz straight to the eyeball….

Ag Commissioner cannot “put the brakes” on data centers, you lying cunt.

When he’s not busy fellating goats, he’s posting complete horseshit for his low-IQ followers like Potato Head Steph Fitzharris to get hysterical over:

#1 – that $3.2 billion is over two years and is a projected number. The Texas legislature is already moving to close those loopholes. I’ll be kind and call it $1.2 billion per year right now.

#2 – illegal invaders (who Clayton Tucker welcomes) cost Texans over $1 billion per year in medical costs alone. Educating illegal invaders in our public schools with ESL teachers and all the rest? Another SEVEN BILLION PER YEAR.

#3 – nobody is “taking land” you fucking moron. They are paying huge amounts of money for it. Some principled people are turning it down. You can bet your ass that if Comrade Clayton actually owned any land and Meta offered him 10x the market price, he would take it in a heartbeat.

#4 – “We” get the bill?? You live with your parents, have no job and own no land. You pay no bills at all, you doss twat. Stop pretending you are a working man sympathizing with the little guy.

#5 – notice he wants Big Government to “invest” in “restoring” family farms, whatever that means. I’m guessing it means he wants free taxpayer money for his family farm – like all piece of shit socialists want.

He was quickly destroyed by a random smart guy on Twitter:

Also, if Comrade Clayton the socialist malaka is so concerned about the price of electricity, then maybe he shouldn’t have pushed unreliable and retarded wind and solar power for the last 10 years:

To summarize today’s story on April 15th – which is dreaded tax day for everyone but socialist parasites who live with their mothers and have no jobs:

Clayton Tucker gets bent out of shape over $1.2 billion per year in tax breaks (not handouts) for data centers that provide jobs.

He does not care AT ALL about the $8 billion per year illegal invaders costs Texans

He REALLY doesn’t care about the TWENTY BILLION per year that rate payers are getting fucked on because of “green energy.”

Idiotic green energy and open borders cost Texans TWENTY EIGHT TIMES more money than a data center. That would be the data centers that all of us use about 50 times per day and without which we would be living in the 1970s again.

Clayton Tucker: as useful as a chocolate teapot and twice as stupid.

I Have Heard Reports That Clayton Tucker Sleeps Naked With His Mother.

I also heard reports he has sex with his goats. The male ones.

I heard some reports that Izzy the Baby Beluga puts on a strap-on dildo and pounds Clayton Tucker in the ass when they are staying at hotels on the campaign trails. I even heard some reports he’s engages in coprophagia.

This Twitter post is hosted on data centers belonging to Evil Oligarch Elon Musk. Clayton has 14 other social media accounts that ALSO use data centers to host the tripe he blabbers.

Hey! That’s kind of fun! Just making up totally outrageous bullshit with zero proof or sources and spewing it out there as an argument against things you don’t like or understand. So much easier than researching, making a cogent argument or thinking.

All of the above is total and complete horseshit, of course. We already have about 500 data centers in Texas. We also have farms. We CAN have both because we already DO have both, fucktard. We’ve had both for decades, Mister “late to the party and wrong once again!”

Here is a post from Reddit about living near a data center:

The air conditioner condenser fan outside your own and neighbors’ homes will be significantly louder than noise carrying over from the data center in normal operation.

Now with that said, there are several different designs that affect how noisy the data center is outside, ranging from indistinct fan noise to barely audible.

With all designs, the construction phase will be the loudest, dirtiest, and busiest time. After the construction is done, you won’t hear it, traffic in/out will be almost nothing, and you will experience n0 pollution from it.

I live close to multiple data centers and the noise I hear is from cars/motorcycles revving on the road nearby my home, the train crossing over a mile away, neighbors using electric lawnmowers, my own air conditioner, or kids playing.

Comrade Clayton likes to make up lots of NEGATIVE bullshit for data centers (without which, modern life would be impossible) but NEVER mentions any possible positives:

The concept of “jobs” is foreign to Comrade Clayton, the unemployed socialist because he has never really had one!

Clayton Tucker declares he chooses “farms over data centers!”

This is the dork who has a family farm he refuses to actually farm, who also has 15 social media accounts that reside on data centers and who walks around with Apple air pods in his ears 95% of the time: “Farms over data centers!”

LOL. You can’t make this shit up.

Commie Cumberworld Tries To Grab Glory For Data Center ‘Victory.’

Unemployed socialist Clayton Tucker knows all about “stolen valor.” He’s spent the last five years pretending to be a rancher and farmer when he is nothing of the sort. Now he is pretending he stopped a data center in Athens Texas!

The “crowds” just get smaller and smaller.

“I joined the fight!” BAHAHAHAHA. Yesterday he bragged he visited “16 pissant towns in four days!” so there is no way he spent more than about 45 minutes in any given town. Hardly time to “fight” for anything. But he loves glomming on to other people’s glory – like he did with the Thanksgiving turkeys…

Took photo with a sign and three dorks? That means he “fought” Wall Street and won!

Took photo holding a turkey? That means he “helped run a turkey drive!”

Stuck his name on a grifting non-profit that scams $290,000 in tax dollars and pays “volunteers” from AmeriCorps to do all the work? That means he “is building community gardens to feed children.”

All lies and bullshit.

There is absolutely no situation where Stolen Valor Tucker the Media Whore will not stick his face in and try to take credit for accomplishing something he had nothing to do with. The Athens data center thing was going on long before Comrade Clayton rolled through town to buy Ding Dongs for Baby Beluga at the local gas station.

Meanwhile, his “family ranch” is 500 miles away and falling into disrepair while he takes photos with strangers and concocts tales of heroism.

What a complete tool.

Yet another typo as he wins the NIGHT instead of the FIGHT.

Translation: we are looking for more photo ops to pretend we “fought the good fight” even though Ag Commissioner has absolutely nothing to do with data centers and local citizens are perfectly capable of telling their politicians they don’t want a new data center in town.

These posts are available for viewing on Twitter – which is hosted by massive data centers owned by Evil Oligarch Elon Musk.

Evil Water Monopolists Foiled As Bazillions Of Gallons Of Free Water Falls From Texas Skies.

In a turn of events that NOBODY saw coming, it rained like hell this weekend – like it does pretty much every April. By my estimates, about seven million gallons fell on my property alone! I’m rich, biatch!

That’s a good thing because my data centers needed watering. They were looking a bit parched.

Clayton Tucker idiot post: brought to you by Facebook data centers.

Word from Wall Street is the Evil Would-Be Water Monopolists and the Tech Broligarchy were heard to be saying “dammit, foiled again! Free water falling from the skies! Why did we not account for this?”

Wow – 16 tiny pissant towns of 1,200 people! Which means about 62 old ladies, 12 fat effeminate old guys and 5 cats named Mister Bigglesworth.

What he FAILS to tell these lonely, gullible old ladies as he is grifting their social security checks is that Texas Ag Commissioner has ZERO SAY in ANYTHING when it comes to water for data centers. Zero. None. Nada. Zilch.

If Clayton wanted to be a “water savior” to all the old ladies, he should be running for a position on the TCEQ, PUC, TWDB or the City council of Corpus Christi. Not Ag Commissioner.

He SHOULD be talking about the Mexican screwworm and promoting Texas food products. But he’s too busy yammering about power bills (also nothing to do with Ag Commissioner) and data center horseshit he knows nothing about.

Retard.

No, Your Power Rates In Texas Aren’t “Skyrocketing” You Idiot Libs.

I thought Clayton Tucker was the biggest moron running for statewide office but I may have overlooked Gina Hinojosa. As a liberal female, she doesn’t understand math, facts or logic whatsoever…

First of all, she arbitrarily uses 2021 as her start point. Comrade Clayton has also pulled this trick before. That’s exactly when Joe Biden’s money printing and greentard policies went into action. Inflation raged at over 9%, as you’ll recall. The price of EVERYTHING went up about 25% to 30% over the next few years.

Secondly, she is confusing BILLS with RATES. Texas has some of the lowest electricity rates in the country at roughly 10 cents per kilowatt/hour.

The highest rates are almost all in states run by shitlibs, like Massachusetts where Carol Garner Doughty scurried off to so she could live amongst her own kind…

Now, power BILLS might be high in Texas, but that is because some people choose to run their AC non-stop and set at 68 degrees in the summer. No surprises there. But the RATES are extremely reasonable here in Texas. I built my house in 2012 and my rates have not budged in the last 14 years – all praise PEC!!

I suggest Gina show us the HEATING BILLS for every state. You’ll see the exact opposite as northerners spend a small fortune on heating oil and gas while Texas spends practically nothing.

Just like that idiot Clayton Tucker confuses REVENUE with PROFIT, so does Gina Hinojosa deliberately confuse BILLS with RATES to her low-IQ followers.

Clayton Tucker can cry and whine about power bills all he wants, but the indisputable truth is that Texas rates are some of the cheapest in the country. If your power BILL is super high, then maybe cut your usage a bit. Data centers have nothing to do with it.

Reminder: Clayton Tucker lives with his parents in their upstairs bedroom and has very likely NEVER paid a single power bill in his entire parasitic life. So he has no firsthand experience with all of this anyways and his opinion therefore means jack shit.

P.S. – just to cap it all off, the shitlibs keep failing to mention that Texas is currently building TONS of new power plants – which means SUPPLY is growing to meet DEMAND and thus keeping prices stable.

Clayton Tucker Libels Nate Sheets For The Third Time…As He Himself Takes Money From Radical Muslim Farrukh Shamsi.

“Nate Sheets is being bought off by AI PACs!”

Of course, when you look at the info he re-tweeted from Bayliss Wagner, Nate Sheets is nowhere to be found. That’s because Nate has not taken any money from any “AI PACs” as I have showed before.

So Clayton has libeled Nate yet again. He also uses the words “bought off” which implies a quid pro quo or kickback, which is impossible since Nate is not currently in office.

But a lying, grifting, unemployed socialist scumbag cares not for such trifling details.

But one thing that IS true is that Clayton Tucker’s second-largest donor is a far-left muslim radical named Farrukh Shamsi.

Clayton Tucker has been bought off by radical communist muslims.

Shamsi is concerned with one thing: getting the halls of power infested with more dirtbag muzzies like Salman Bhojani, Suleman Lalani and Mohammed Aijaz.

It works like this: Shamsi hands Clayton Tucker money and then Tucker’s “Progressive Caucus” group of communists makes sure to endorse every muzzie scum on the planet.

Clayton Tucker endorsed Salman Bhojani – the guy who took his oath of office on the qu’ran…NOT the Bible.

Clayton also publicly licks the ass of every muzzie he sees – from Rashida Tlaib to Ilhan Omar to those two weirdo muzzie commies he is always hanging out with…

Clayton has a very weird fetish when it comes to these dirtbag muzzies. He has even been known to sport an Arabic lapel pin to signal his support for far-left foreigners who are invading America!

Note his muzzie lapel pin. Disgusting.

Don’t EVER forget that Clayton Tucker is a Huge fan of open borders and has called a wall on the border “racist.” He also stated that if Austin wants to be a “sanctuary city” that refuses to cooperate with ICE, then that’s just fine with him.

Socialist Rumpleforeskin Visits Dying Town Of 2,300 To Court Lonely Cat Ladies.

Holy Jesus. This might be the gayest of the gaylord photos yet….

Canadian, Texas – population 2,300 and dropping.

I thought cats HATED water, you fake rancher dummy. Hold on, did the cat actually sign the petition? I’m confused.

Wait! What does this genius cat say about Rory winning the Masters? Will he choke his balls off at Amen Corner like he did in 2011 when he finished 10 strokes back? I mean he’s like +240 right now to win it, which is a joke considering his history of shitting the bed.

Ask the cat! He sounds soooo smart!

Anyway, this photo encapsulates the entire campaign. This poor, stupid, lonely old lady is the quintessential Clayton Tucker voter: an uninformed cat-lover who just wants someone to talk to. This innocent-looking old bird is emblematic of the demographic destroying Western civilization. She’s perfectly willing to vote for an incompetent socialist because he pet her cat’s head and posts photos of cute goat kids on his Facebook page.

Repeal the 19th.

Reminds me of this scene where the stupid old lady depends on the judgement of her mutt and Matt Dillon pretends to care about it….