Even for socialist serial liar Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24 TX), his latest fabrications and proclamations are a huge stretch of logic, reason and facts. For instance, did you know that the RX Ranch, which has been around for generations, was ACTUALLY founded by Comrade Clayton – who wasn’t technically born until 1991?? Yep, it’s true!
You see, Clayton Tucker FINALLY filed the paperwork to formally create the “RX Ranch.” The “certificate of formation” was filed on December 21, 2023, according to Open Corporates.
He is now quick to state on his new Substack, that he is the FOUNDER of the RX Ranch! Sounds impressive, no?
Would you look at that! Been a “rancher” for all of six weeks, has two beginner classes under his belt, and he is ready to “fight for a JUST and SUSTAINABLE food system.”
LOL!!
Of course, the United States has been filled with farmers feeding themselves and the nation for nearly 220 years before Comrade Clayton’s mom shat him out into the world in 1991. A system that’s been going strong for 250 years sounds pretty “sustainable” to me – but here comes the 33-year-old manboy with zero experience to show us how it’s done so we don’t all starve to death like morons!
Thank goodness!!
So the guy who filled out some papers and filed them with the state is the “founder” of RX Ranch. Never mind the four generations of Tuckers that preceded him! You know, the guys who bought the land and named it and paid for all the fencing and equipment and stuff. They guys who spent the money and did the actual work…
Not to mention, the “agent address” in the filing is 1810 CR 2001 – which is the home of his grandparents, Bob and Ree Wright.
Good old Bob and Ree have been ’round these here parts since the 70s! We know this because Comrade Clayton told us himself when he tried to pull the “good old boys” card right before he got taken to the woodshed by Zac Morris about three years ago in his City council race – which was yet ANOTHER time he forgot he was a rancher in the candidate filing forms and instead put “political organizer”…
So if Good Old Bob and Ree are the ones who bought the place, lived there since the 1970s and named it – then how did Comrade Clayton (born in 1991) FOUND the damn thing? He would have to somehow go back in time to the 1960s and beat grandpa to the punch. LOL.
Not to mention, he told the Lampasas Dispatch Record on 6/2/17 that he had lived in the city of Lampasas “about one year” when he was trying to weasel his way into an open City council seat. Pretty tough to “found a ranch” that has been here for four generations when you only moved to Lampasas in 2016. You complete and utter moron.
Whoopsie. Yet another Comrade Clayton Easily Disproved Lie. Not the first one, either.
I’ve covered all of Comrade Clayton’s lies and bullshit extensively – such as HERE, HERE and HERE.
There is one other possible explanation for his misuse of the word ‘founder.’ It occurred to me as I was bench pressing 480 pounds this morning that the word “founder” has many meanings….
Collapse, sink and fail! Now THOSE look like the kinds of words that should be associated with a Comrade Clayton-run goat enterprise! As in: “I have little doubt that Comrade Clayton’s goat operation will FOUNDER on the rocky shores of his laziness, incompetence and general mental retardation.“
Poor Comrade Clayton. He’s told so many tall tales over the last 6 years, he can’t make a single statement without it contradicting 5 others.