“We’ve Always Been A Cattle Family” – Except That Time We Were Farmers.

Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.

Not halfwit socialists though. The longer they hang around, the more their lies contradict each other and the LESS respectable they get….

No trailer – just two goats tossed in the back of a truck. A very advanced operation.

I see! Always a cattle family. Except when you were running for office and lied to the newspaper about the “family farm” and “clearing the field for crops”…

“Five generations” of Tuckers have supposedly worked the land round these here parts! But I thought the cattle business was a “monopoly”! How did the Tucker ancestors last for five generations??

You forgot you were a “cattle rancher” more times than I can count over the last 6 years…

Of course, you also bitched about losing your health insurance because you were running for office back in November 2019 – did mom and dad throw you off the family plan? Doesn’t the “cattle family business” provide the “dignified wage” and full healthcare benefits you demand of every other business in the country? Apparently not:

It took MONTHS to attach the shredder and mow? Jesus Christ you are a lazy bum.

It kind of gets boring when it’s this easy.

Say, that reminds me….

Two fake ranchers, Clayton and Beto, are driving down a dirt road when they come across Penny the donkey with her head stuck in the fence.

Beto says “Man I haven’t had any pussy in months!” He jumps out of the truck Prius and just starts banging the donkey like there’s no tomorrow.

Then Beto looks over at Clayton and says “Hey, do you want any of this?” Clayton replies “Sure….but do I have to put my head in the fence?”