Fake Rancher Heads To D.C.

SO much easier to go to Washington D.C and demand free shit than to actually do, like, ranching stuff. Stuff like building a website, raising the animals and getting up before 9:30am.

Training for what? To be a parasite? You’ve got that down cold, lady.

This chick has been a rancher for all of four months, and already crying to the federal government to give him a handout. Where’s that website, buddy? Who’s watching the ‘ranch’? Mom? Grandpa?

STILL no website. STILL no selling of meat. But LOTS of whining.

Here are the enumerated powers of the federal government:

To lay and collect taxes; pay debts and borrow money; regulate commerce; coin money; establish post offices; protect patents and copyrights; establish lower courts; declare war; and raise and support an Army and Navy.

Hmmm. Nope. Nothing in there about “hand out free shit to fake ranchers.” Nothing in there about student loans or free health care either, you total fuck nut.

I hope you meet up with an illegal Haitian or African cultural enricher while you’re in DC. Do us all a favor.

In 2023, D.C. recorded 274 homicides which was a 20-year high. D.C. had the fifth-highest murder rate among the nation’s largest cities.