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Does Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris Hate All Her Liberal Friends? Or Did She Simply Lie To My Face?

I had a fairly bizarre run-in with local BLM-loving, Biden-adoring, cop-bashing, forced-masking, fake-vax-loving screwball Stephanie Fitzharris a few weeks ago.

She waved me down outside of M&M Butcher Block and tried to explain to me that she’s “not into politics anymore” so it’s all cool, man.

Oh! Well, I guess I’ll forget all the damage you and people like you did (and continue to do) with all the authoritarian bullshit, the “misinformation” nonsense, and the censoring and de-platforming of anyone who questioned the narrative.

Not to mention the fake Covid election rules that allowed mail-in ballots and drop boxes to enable massive fraud and propel a retard into the White House – thus basically destroying the greatest country on earth for no reason.

All because you want to pretend that NOW you’re just an apple-pie-loving champion of freedom and the Constitution, so locals don’t give you the stink eye.

No, I don’t think so.

If You Refused To Be Forced Into a Mask For Covid, Stephanie Fitzharris Called You “Selfish, Arrogant, Simple, Self-Consumed, Defiant and a Yahoo”

Mind you, this is the same idiot who has called me a liar repeatedly despite the fact I have posted screenshots of HER OWN WORDS dozens of times. I’m not a big fan of being called a liar when I am clearly telling the truth.

They weren’t asked. They were forced – under threat of job loss. Kids had ZERO choice in the schools. Also forced.

All her desperation does is show me that maybe I am poisoning the well here for her in her new town. This only encourages me. I want LESS Stephanie Fitzharrises in Lampasas. Not more. Besides, I thought she was going to move out to Oregon. Whatever happened to that? More bullshit like writing the screenplay?

Pretty sure someone beat you to your story in 1951. It was called The Idiot.

Anyways, during her rambling, as part of her “we’re on the same side” bullshit, she even told me “I was injured by the vaccine.”

That is a HUGE admission from Potato Head. Unfortunately, I don’t believe it.

Now, I’ pretty sure I told her “I don’t believe a word you’re telling me” at LEAST five times during this conversation in response to her various claims. But of all the nonsense she told me, THAT was the least believable of all.

Why?

Because if she was REALLY vaccine injured, she should be trumpeting that fact loud and repeatedly on the social media she loves so much. Much the same way people trumpet warnings about scumbag contractors or scammers in town. You do it for the common good so others don’t get fucked over like you did.

She’d be alerting her libtard friends like Carol Garner Doughty, Clayton Tucker, Grady Lucas, Bruce Haywood and Garry Brown to think twice about the “vaccine” and admit that it fucked her up. Maybe she’d link to one of the DOZENS of studies showing many, many horrible outcomes of the “vaccine” as well.

But she didn’t. So there are only three possibilities here:

#1 – she secretly hates all her liberal friends and wants to see them take more boosters.

#2 – she is embarrassed she got snookered by Fauci and can’t bear to admit any of this publicly after her non-stop shaming of the unvaccinated three years ago…and thus, she is a massive coward. She’d rather have people get hurt than take a shot to her ego and admit she was 100% wrong.

#3 – She lied to my face to make her life easier here in town.

I’m going to have to go with #3.

Local Commie Twists Himself Into Logic Pretzels To Explain Previous Lies.

City council is taking a breather right now between greenlighting a $2.2 million “facelift” on the Hostess House and finding a tenant for their empty $7.3 million Business Pork. Next LEDC meeting isn’t for two weeks. So I’m going to focus on bashing our local moron communist this week. There is plenty to ridicule, as always.

Let’s start with Comrade Clayton trying to cover his previous lies. It’s somewhat of a hobby of his.

For many years, Comrade Clayton claimed to be a farmer. You see, he’s “always been a cattle family” except for those lies he told to a liberal rag newspaper when he was running for office and never thought anyone would check up on it….

Wow. Clearing the fields! Putting in crops! Sounds like a lot of food. What kind of crops did you grow and where did you sell them?

Crickets.

The farmer lie has always been tough for her to explain. After all, there is ZERO record of her ever growing, harvesting or selling a single vegetable or other ‘farm’ product. And she takes pictures of EVERYTHING for social media. The closest she came to being a “farmer” was some fake photo ops with local garden loon Janet ‘Crazier’ Crozier back when she was running for City council.

Aaaand…she never went back again. Even though her mom’s house (where she lives) is about 3 blocks from the garden.

So it’s one of her many “loose ends” that causes her much embarrassment for getting caught in a whopper of a lie. At least it should.

But NOW it appears she THINKS she has found a way around this.

Is this like the “buzzards versus vultures” thing you were 100% wrong on a few months ago? I think it is.

No, I don’t think so, ding dong. A ranch is for livestock and a farm is for crops. Your grandpa understood that when he called it the RX RANCH long before your newspaper lie about being a farmer….

You even mentioned “clearing the field for crops” when you lied to the newspaper a few years ago about being a farmer. Then you called yourself a “fifth-generation rancher” and blabber about your grandfather naming the RANCH. So for a moment there during your lies, you knew the definitions.

Mark Langford is a RANCHING mogul. Not a farmer. It says so RIGHT HERE. My friends at Winters Family Beef call THEIR operation a ranch too! Amazing! Don’t those dummies know they are actually running a FARM?

My cousin in Michigan is a huge farmer of soybeans – a crop. I’ve never heard him call his soybean farm a ranch. Because he is not an imbecile.

Instead of tying yourself in convoluted logic pretzels to cover up your previous lies, maybe just stop lying?

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.

That’s a quote from Walter Scott…the POET. If you called him a journalist, you’d be wrong. Learn the definition of things, moron. Especially when you falsely claim to be those things.

Three Years Ago This Week, I Had My First Double Orgasm. “I Thought I Saw A Flash Through My Eyelids”

The first week of May 2021 was an incredible week. Pretty sure I had my first double orgasm. What brought me to this paroxysm of joy? Two events:

#1 – Local socialist Clayton Tucker was beaten like a rented mule in his City council race against Zac Morris. It was beautiful to behold. Poor Comrade Clayton had marched all around his neighborhood in the cold March and April weather knocking on doors. In the end, he was humiliated by 34 points. Thus was the “Baby Seal” moniker born.

I should have done a Netflix special about it – like Baby Reindeer. Which was awesome, by the way.

#2 – Local dipshit gets drunk, flies down Howe street at 114mph, launches his car into the air and lands on the roof of Jack Harrell’s house. I found this so amusing I have used it as the banner of this blog ever since.

From what I heard, as local dipshit lay on the ground bleeding profusely and his girlfriend was gravely injured he was mostly concerned about his car being wrecked: “oh man…my car!”

I picture Harrell running around in his underwear at 1:30 in the morning trying to put out fires in his driveway. My favorite quote?

“I thought I saw a flash through my eyelids”

I hear ya, pal! Me too!! It was orgasmic.

Cars launching onto roofs….flamboyantly gay adoption agency owners being shut down for who knows what (whatever happened to all that?)…crazy old German ladies taking shits on her employees on the front page of the newspaper…a dumb ass socialist who thinks he can run the economy but still lives with his mom…a quasi-retarded garden gnome who has blown over $50,000 on a small hobby garden…her idiot far-left daughter moving here from Austin to try and hide her Marxist past….a group of ding dongs wasting $7.4 million on an empty patch of goat pasture. We have it all!

God damn I love this town. Never a dull moment.

Marxist Scum At Columbia Take Over Building…Then Demand To Be Fed.

Unbelievable. Yeah, they are “just peaceful protestors”…

This lady, who refused to reveal her name, is named Johannah King-Slutzky. She is a paid instructor and PhD candidate at Columbia studying “theories of the imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens”

A hyphenated Jewish-sounding name. No, I’m not making this up.

A PhD in “theories of imagination and poetry through a Marxist lens” – and her idiot parents are paying $90,000 a year for this nonsense. Only the most arrogant, elitist assholes who can afford to waste $700,000 on tuition for 8 years go this route – then she’ll spend the rest of her life insisting everyone call her “doctor” while sponging off some poor sap beta male.

Her dad deserves to lose his balls for creating this abomination. What a colossal cvnt. Idiots like her should be deported to India or Saudi Arabia or North Korea to be gang raped for the rest of their lives. Get a whiff of REAL patriarchy. Spoiled twat.

Screw Joe Biden and All Who Voted For Him. Old Man Rant Coming…

While many brainless simps yammer about “greedy corporations” raising the price of everything out of pure avarice, the actual cause is clearly the unrelenting money printing and deficit spending we’ve seen the last 4 years.

When EVERY SINGLE THING you buy goes up 30% to 40%, that is not a secret, coordinated effort by every single company on earth to screw you. That is reckless policy. That is morons handing out money to millions of deadbeats and illegal aliens who produce nothing in return. That is too many currency units chasing the same amount of goods and services.

And to those who yammer that inflation is “coming down,” you couldn’t be more wrong. It’s re-accelerating.

Exmple:

I’ve been buying Zone bars for at least the last 15 years. Same flavor. Same everything. In November of 2019, I paid $25 for a box of 30 (6 boxes of 5 bars)…

Just a few days ago, I paid $24 for 12 of them! The per-bar cost jumped from 83 cents to $2.00 in 4.5 years. A 140% increase.

That translates into roughly 22% annual inflation.

Not only that, whereas you usually had a choice of about 16 flavors, there are only 4 available in stock right now.

Yeah, but keep telling me it’s “greedy corporations” you idiot liberals.

You’re Gonna Love This One. Sometimes God Hands Me A Huge Gift.

Just more proof that God loves me and wants me to be happy. I have no doubt he approves of me relentlessly bashing communists and idiots whenever possible. Clayton Tucker falls under both of those categories.

Comrade Clayton (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats Communists) has collected yet ANOTHER useless title to add to the others:

I’d call this a sinecure, but like all his other titles, it is unpaid. Very likely, he was “elected” because there was nobody else running – the same way he was “elected” as Chair of the Lampasas Communists and to the SDEC-24 position. Those organizations are filled with very old white people and they need new blood. Kind of like how Delta house allowed Flounder to join the fraternity despite being a fat dork – “we need the dues!“

Average age? Way up there!!

Comrade Clayton only joined the union a couple months ago (despite being a 33-year-old ‘fifth generation’ rancher) and he is already the secretary! Truly they must be a discriminating and selective bunch.

Anyhow, that’s not the funny part. The funny part is who Comrade Clayton is replacing as secretary…

A quick search of “Gaylon Amonett” yielded the following results:

Do you know how big of a FUCKUP you have to be to get fired from a cushy government job like that? A pretty big one. Apparently Gaylon Amonett is just such a fuckup. He basically killed a bunch of people and sickened a lot more, according to this article.

[Now, I suppose it’s possible there are TWO guys with the exact same weird name who are BOTH involved in Texas agriculture and who love unions and Big Government, but I doubt it. So I have to assume there is a 99.9% chance it is the same guy.]

The Texas Farmer’s Union is definitely carrying on tradition here by selecting a complete loser to be their secretary. They are trading one fuckup for another, so the transition should be seamless!

Although it does make me wonder. Perhaps if Comrade Clayton spent more time on grandpa’s ‘ranch’ and less time going to Seattle, San Francisco, Scottsdale and Washington D.C. for stupid conventions, perhaps his poor baby goats would get proper care and stop dying on him.

“I’m not entirely sure what happened! I was in Washington D.C. at the time!” LOL

Still no word on that website either, eh?

“They Are Peacefully Protesting” – Sure They Are, Dummy.

Just peaceful protestors! Not disrupting anyone! Not causing any problems! Just innocent kids….

Ridiculous. The idiotic masks. The smug stupid looks. I don’t know how this guy didn’t punch them all in the face repeatedly. They deserve that and much, much more.

These morons in the masks don’t give two shits about Israel or Palestine just like they didn’t care about George Floyd. They are sowing chaos. They all need a baton to the head. Bunch of commie fucks.

Here is a moron at the Brown University “Peace For Palestine” rally:

Oh – look at that. Handing out commie fliers. I’m so shocked!

80-Year-Old Pumpkin-Headed Retard James Carville Has Meltdown As Panic Sets In Over Biden.

Old white man yells at younger gen to vote dem…

If this doesn’t motivate young voters, nothing will!

““You little f**king 26-year-old, you don’t feel like ‘the election’s important to me. They’re not addressing the issues that I care about.’”

“My advice to tell these young people is to get off your motherf**king a** and go vote because you should vote like your entire future and the entire future of this United States depends on it because quite frankly, it does, and that’s not an exaggeration.”

How is voting for a man with dementia, who has ruined the U.S. border and economy voting “like your entire future and the entire future of this United States depends on it”?

NOT voting for Biden will help save our future.

Maybe James Carville has dementia too.

Can’t wait til this guy dies too. Man, there are a LOT of useless old libshits who are just SO CLOSE to the grave. All it takes is the first one and then they seem to drop like flies. Better put him on my list…and update all my odds while I’m at it….

Maxine Waters – 85 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 12-1 – how the FUCK is this old bat still alive?!?

Nancy Pelosi – 84 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 13-1

Mitch McConnell – 82 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 10-1

Bernie Sanders – 82 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 11-1

James Carville – 80 years old. Odds of dying next year 13-1

John Kerry – 80 years old. Odds of dying in next year: 14-1

Dick “Dirtbag” Durbin – 79 years old. Odds of dying: 15-1

Ed Markey – 78 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 27-1

Bennie Thompson – 76 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 19-1

Chuck Schumer – 73 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 28-1

Hillary Clinton – 76 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 33-1

Sheila Jackson Lee – 74 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 37-1

Sherrod Brown – 71 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 34-1

Alexandria Ocrazio-Cortex – 34 years old. Yeah, a 1000-1 longshot but one can always dream.

Racist Muzzie Dirtbag Resigns. Score One For Our Side.

I almost can’t believe this is happening. Sanity and justice are so rare today, that things we wouldn’t think twice about 6 years ago (like tossing a rabid, white-hating scumbag Paki out of office) seem like a miracle today.

Over 95% of Scotland is white. Yousaf doesn’t like that. He says it’s “too white.” He also proudly oversaw the “most progressive tax system in the UK.”

Well, buddy. You can head on back to Pakistan and live among all the brown muzzies you want. No need to reinvent the wheel.

Meet Suleman Lalani – Another Foreign Muzzie In The Texas House.

We already covered Salman Bhojani in an earlier post. He’s the Paki-born muzzie who took his oath of office on the Qu’ran instead of the bible. He also demanded that schools recognize every nutty muzzie holiday like Ramadan and Eid Al-Adha.

Muslim House member files three bills to expand religious holidays

Suleman Lalani is no different.

Here is an excerpt from his political webpage:

In the early 90’s Dr. Lalani arrived in the United States to begin his medical career. He chose the United States because here is where the medicine was the most advanced, here is where the greatest quality of healthcare was provided and because this is the world’s greatest nation. It was a shock to discover how inequitable the healthcare system was in this wealthy nation. The advancements and the high level of care was undeniable, but the access to the common citizen was shameful.

So this muzzie comes over here 30 years ago (around age 25) because the medicine is most advanced? I’m sure it had nothing to do with your home country being a shit hole, right? He is careful to never state what country he is actually from, but judging by his name, it is very likely India or Pakistan.

Hilariously, those countries are known for EXTREME inequities! The Indian caste system is alive and well and FAR more inequitable than anything found in the United States. If he is so concerned about “inequity,” why not stay over there in India and be a “champion for the little man”??

Because India and Pakistan are shit holes. Just like Somalia, where another anti-American muzzie was born – Ilhan Omar.

Like Ilhan Omar, Bhojani and Lalani are determined to turn America into the same disgusting shit hole they moved from. Do they assimilate and champion the Constitution? No, they do not. Instead they demand the U.S. Congress change rules that are 181 years old so they can wear towels on their heads:

Rep. Ilhan Omar prompts new rule that allows, for the first time in 181 years, head coverings on House floor.

Or they get busy trying to eliminate “inequality” – which means implementing socialism. Or they take their oaths of office on the Qu’ran…

A couple muzzies here. A couple there. Pretty soon you have Little Mogadishu right there in downtown Houston. They multiply like rats. Don’t believe me? Take a look at Minneapolis. The Somalis have taken over parts of it.

The Cedar-Riverside neighborhood of Minneapolis is sometimes called “Little Mogadishu.” It’s center of the nation’s largest concentration of Somalis, and fertile ground for Islamic terrorist groups recruiting new fighters.

Michigan is not far behind either…

The US city run by Muslims

Or you could ask Germans how THEIR infestation of muzzies is working out for them:

Muslims beat up Santa in Germany, tell him it is ‘their country’

After mass Muslim migration into Germany, sex attacks are up 70% in one city alone

What does the Qu’ran say again? Oh yeah….