Captain Goatwanker has jumped into his tiny Baby Seal Mobile once again, to waste an entire day driving to a city far, far away where he has zero power, zero sway and zero knowledge of what’s going on.
Quite a turnout! There are five morons sitting there listening – and FOUR are gullible, retarded shitlib females. As usual.
In this dummy’s tiny pea brain, a city of 350,000 is too helpless and stupid to protect themselves from the Evil Billionaires. LOL. So they need a 35-year-old bum with zero skills who lives with his mom to show up at a “rally” (five people in photo) and tell them “hey! Don’t give away all your water! That’s a bad idea!”
Truly hilarious.
The peanut gallery disagreed vehemently with Comrade Clayton’s assessment. They place a higher priority on the “infinity Indians flooding Texas” and then called him a queer. I cannot take issue with either of those points.
Frankly, I don’t care if Corpus runs out of water any more than I care if some city in India is running out of water. I don’t live there. Not my problem. I imagine the people who DO live there (Clayton Tucker is not one of them) will be strongly motivated to solve this problem and are probably smart enough not to give away their scarce resource.
They DO live on the coast and the planet is 70% water, so maybe get going on some desalinization plans? I don’t know. Not my circus, not my monkey.
P.S. – did you know there is just as much water on the planet today as there was one billion years ago?? It doesn’t disappear. It just moves around. Someone ought to tell fucknut that fact as he panics about all the water in the world vanishing into a data center.
P.P.S. – I saw this posted recently on Twitter (it’s an old one) and realize the EXACT same things can be said about our local socialist Clayton Tucker!
In fact, FIVE YEARS AGO I made a smart remark that Clayton is like AOC only shorter and more feminine. Guess I still got it.
Absolutely crazy what goes into these ‘renewable’ energy sources. Notice that Clayton Tucker has been 100% silent about his love of wind when he yammers about AI data center power shortages.
I knew they made no sense (thus the massive subsidies) but this video is absolutely stunning. What a colossal waste of resources. Many nuclear plants could have been built with the money wasted on this horseshit.
The jaw-dropping quantity of energy and resources required to construct just a single wind turbine.
But let's keep pretending these expensive, inefficient, bird and bat slaying monstrosities are "green" and "environmentally-friendly". pic.twitter.com/38fMhQo8Zc
Clayton is someone I’m very excited to vote for. I work directly with the Department of Agriculture everyday multiple times a day and it’s in dire need of new young leadership and reform. https://t.co/WGDL1O57VN
Clayton Tucker was totally silent in 2022 when inflation was 9% under Biden, by the way. Just a reminder.
Also, two weeks ago he said was running because of his fake food allergies. A month ago he said he was running to get all plastics out of the food chain. TODAY, he’s running on affordability and ‘data centers’ LOL! It changes by the week.
Who is he being interviewed by? CNN? ABC? LOL? No, he’s likely sitting in mom’s bedroom with Baby Beluga rolling the camera while he does 17 takes to get it right.
And who is “mavsmarie” who supposedly “works with the Department of Agriculture every day”? Well, she’s just a random retard that Clayton probably knows through his radical commie pizza group. Her entire twitter timeline makes ZERO mention of the Ag Department. I asked her directly how she interacts with the Ag Department “multiple times daily” and got no response. That’s because she’s a shill and a liar.
More smoke, mirrors and bullshit from the unemployed 35-year-old who lives with mother. So sad!
P.S. – Rando NPC mavsmarie DOES like taking shits on Jasmine Crockett and implying she’s a crook engaged in illegal activities against Talarico….
This should upset Comrade Clayton, who is a YUGE Crockett ass licker! Ouch! Such palace intrigue amongst the shitlib retards.
The lazy socialist bum is concerned that more young kids aren’t excited about doing the dirty, hard, backbreaking work of farming.
Make farming more affordable? LOL. Clayton was (supposedly) HANDED A (supposedly) WORKING FARM, which means it cost him ZERO DOLLARS. It doesn’t get any more affordable than that. Instead of actually growing any food on that land, he gallivanted off to China to play with little Chinese boys for a few years. Then he came home and “organized” for a radical communist splinter group.
He did not farm.
So it isn’t “monopolies” that stopped him. It was laziness. He had zero interest in farming or ranching for a living, which is why mommy and daddy paid $80,000 for him to get a useless PoliSci degree. He only discovered his “love of farming” when he ran for office in 2020 and decided to fake a rural, salt-of-the-earth persona. It’s all bullshit.
He could have walked onto grandpa’s FREE land with the tractor DAD bought and all the existing sheds and fencing, etc already provided and then made a living for himself, theoretically (if he wasn’t a dunce).
But he didn’t. He choose to be a commie agitator and social media crybaby. The problem is, that pays nothing – which is why he still lives with mom at age 35.
Why doesn’t the socialist bum hand over his unused farm to some 25yo kid and let HIM put it to use? All Clayton does these days is drive 40,000 miles all over Texas with a baby beluga whale in the passenger seat living off of grifted donations from old ladies and eating Taco Bell. All while lamenting on social media about young kids not going into farming. LOL. What a chump.
Comrade Clayton probably doesn’t realize this because he is a moron, but….
The percentage of American farmers has plummeted from roughly 90–95% of the population at the nation’s founding (late 1700s)to less than 2% today. This dramatic shift was driven by industrialization, mechanization, and improved agricultural efficiency, reducing the workforce from 50% in 1880 to under 2% by the 2000s.
Key Historical Trends in U.S. Farming Population:
1770s-1790s (Revolutionary Era): ~95% of the population was engaged in farming.
1850: Farm people made up 64% of the nation’s workforce.
1880: Approximately 50% of the U.S. population lived on a farm.
1900: Just under 40% of the U.S. population lived on farms, and 41% of the adult workforce was in agriculture.
1920: The farm population dropped to 30%, and only 22% of younger-generation men remained in farming.
1950: The number of farms began to decline sharply after peaking in 1935.
1990s: Farmers made up only 2.6% of the labor force.
2000-Present: Less than 2% of the population lives on farms or is employed in agriculture.
Wow. We went from 95% of people doing backbreaking manual labor to only 2%. What a disaster! Weird that food got CHEAPER and FAR more plentiful over that same time period. Comrade Clayton is LUCKY that it went down this way, otherwise he’d DEFINITELY be farming right now or he’d be starving to death. He would certainly have no time to post commie garbage all over social media and pretending it’s a real job.
Moron.
You know who thinks farming is awesome? Hippie dippy chicks in Austin Texas with beads in their hair. They think that until they go volunteer at Johnson’s Backyard Farms and realize it’s fucking hard work, weeding the beds non-stop sucks, and you have to get up early and bend over a lot. Then it isn’t so fun anymore. The novelty wears off very quickly. So they quit that but then go on social media and blabber about how we need more farmers because they are silly twats, just like Clayton Tucker.
Apparently the socialist bum is now asking strangers to donate either a dime, $1 or $10 for every year he has lived with his mother – an arrangement which continues to this day!
You want more lies? More cringe? More embarrassment?
We got it!
Some highlights and new facts about Trust Fund Tucker, the unemployed kid who lives with mom at age 35….
#1 – he is apparently a big “gamer.” When asked what his hobbies are [10:15 mark], he says “gaming and watching YouTube” which would explain his doughy prepubescent physique. In reality, his ONLY hobby is crying out his asshole on social media, but he had to make up something, I suppose.
Then he goes on to explain he doesn’t actually PLAY the games but he WATCHES a lot about gaming on YouTube. This also tracks because Clayton has spent his entire life avoiding competition and hiding in mom’s attic. Also keep in mind that on-line gaming and YouTube watching requires massive data center use – the VERY DATA CENTERS that Comrade Clayton whines about daily now.
#2 – his favorite song is “Land of Confusion“ which he says is “by Disturbed.” This shows once again how clueless and sheltered Clayton Tucker really is. Land of Confusion was written and recorded by Genesis back in 1986. The Disturbed version is a cover of an original by Genesis. I doubt Clayton Tucker knows this but this ALSO tracks because he has never had an original thought in his life. Just like he thinks global warming doom is new, it is actually just a remake of the global cooling scare, the ozone scare, and all the other scares that never resulted in anything. Clayton is easily fooled by repackaged dogshit because he doesn’t know history and thinks the world began in 1991 when he was born.
I listened to the Disturbed version just now. It is dogshit. This also tracks – Clayton Tucker has terrible taste. Frankly, he’d probably like the original better as it was intended to take a huge shit on Ronald Reagan.
#3 – favorite food? Brisket, of course [9:46 mark]! He finally got smart and figures he better at least SAY that he loves beef since he throws pizza parties with radical communists every Wednesday and has never had a BBQ fundraiser at his “ranch” in his life.
Comrade Clayton is harping on the data center thing so much because he has almost ONE THOUSAND SIGNATURES for his useless petition!
Of course, that represents 0.003% of the population of Texas (three one-thousandths of one percent) but for Comrade Clayton, that is a YUGE number. So in HIS tiny mildewed brain, this is a massive outcry from “the people” looking for him to solve all their woes. LOL.
Let’s take a look at a random sample of three pages of petition signers, shall we?
Notice anything? It’s about 89% FEMALE.
Remember what I posted few days ago? This is a prime example of females falling for hysterical nonsense because they are more neurotic. Here’s an excerpt:
“David Schmitt’s work across 55 cultures found the same pattern everywhere: women average higher agreeableness, higher neuroticism (sensitivity to negative stimuli, including social rejection cues).“
“Women respond more strongly to emotional content on average, they are more empathetic, they can be more easily manipulated with sad stories. That higher neuroticism again, higher sensitivity to negative stimuli. The machine learned this. It fed them content calibrated to their response patterns. Fear. Outrage. Moral panic. Stories about danger and injustice and threat and wars and “victims”.
This is why Clayton’s non-stop horseshit about the world ending (We’re running out of water! The grid is about to collapse! The world is overheating! ICE is kidnapping little kids! ) is like catnip to these chicks. It’s why 85% to 90% of his “fan base” is lonely old ladies and stupid liberal 20-something women. They can’t help it.
Since Clayton Tucker has a girl brain (as I have chronicled MANY times like HERE) he also falls for this hysterical shit and then gets his fellow girls all riled up over nonsense by reposting alarmist lies and hyperbole. He did the same thing during Covid: acted like a scared woman and wore a MASK IN HIS CAR BY HIMSELF!! LOL.
Fucking retard.
We are not going to run out of water. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Not next year. Calm down. It’ll take time, money and ingenuity but we will figure it all out.
[The TRUE fix is to stop liberal scumbags from shit hole liberal states from moving here in droves. Deport Potato Head Fitzharris and her family back to California, for instance. THAT would sure help the water situation]
Oh no! WE may have 18% less water in 45 years! I’ll be dead and Comrade Clayton will be 80 years old, and no doubt still sucking on the tit of his mother’s withered corpse while still living in her home.
Once again, radical socialist Clayton Tucker just cannot hide his far-left, Marxist, commie ideology. He is now bedding down and “breaking bread/pizza” with a house full of communist hippie vermin and retards who are also apparently spoiled, unemployed leeches like Clayton Tucker himself….
What a motley bunch of mutants, fat slobs and dorks. You can almost smell the stench of failure, envy and resentment in this room.
This is a picture of a bunch of spoiled kids who have never worked a real job and are likely supported by mommy and daddy – just like Clayton Tucker. The only difference is this kind of stupidity is usually reserved for naive college kids at 20 years old who then get a job and grow out of it. Not for aging hipster doofuses like Clayton Tucker who is now 35 years of age and still an unemployed bum yelling about “power to the people” while hanging out in a Marxist commune on a Wednesday night.
Putting aside the two disgustingly morbidly obese slobs (and Dr Pepper can of ultra-processed junk soda) we see here on a campaign dedicated to “fighting obesity” – we can see the obligatory “end fossil fuel” poster on the wall. No hippie commune is complete without that slogan.
Of course, Comrade Clayton will have a very hard time “building the foundation to create a food system that works for everyone” when there are no fertilizers anymore (from fossil fuels) and crop yields fall by 50% or more, leading to mass starvation. But nobody ever accused Marxist vermin of bothering with facts, details or reality! These are spoiled children we are talking about here.
Next up is the shitty, hard-to-read tapestry on the wall.
It says “Tarrant County Movement House.” NOW we are getting somewhere! If you search this group, you find some very hippie dippy, far-left retardation.
I found a TikTok made by a “community organizer” who goes by the moniker “Rojo” and has a heavy Mexican accent. I’d bet a few grand he is an illegal. But there he is running a commune (started only 5 or 6 months ago) demanding free shit from American taxpayers while he lounges around in his expensive Nike shoes made in a foreign sweatshop. These idiots are truly amazing with their hypocrisy.
He sounds like a cartoon parody of a Mexican – like Speedy Gonzales. But unfortunately, he is very real.
They also have a Twitter page called Tarrant4Change entirely filled with commie garbage and kumbaya nonsense like “local organizers who are working towards a safe, just, equitable, and inclusive community.”
Next up is The Sunrise Movement poster…
Now we’re REALLY getting deep into the Marxist commie shit.
For starters, the Sunrise Movement is a HUGE fan of open borders and VERY anti-ICE. So here we have MORE photo proof of far-left commie Clayton Tucker rubbing elbows with extremely anti-law-and-order scumbags. No surprise there, since his PREVIOUS pizza party in Austin featured Antifa goons wearing ACAB hats.
If you wonder how fucking insane these Sunrise Movement cultists are, here is a blurb off their website:
We believe everyone should have access to clear air and water, full pantries of food, affordable housing, free public transportation, good and meaningful jobs, vibrant community centers, and lives filled with joy. We’re building a movement to make that happen.
Oh, is that all? You’re entitled to lives filled with joy and food while you gallivant around at protests all day long and gaze at your navel? These commie fucks are truly nauseating.
Here is a list of their “demands.” Like spoiled babies, they are demanding all sorts of stuff and will cause chaos and destruction until they get it, apparently.
Not content to waste gas driving to non-rural, non-farming Austin for his non-rancher meals of pizza every single Wednesday until November, Comrade Clayton is now going to drive TWICE as far to the non-rural, non-farming area known as Dallas to once again NOT eat any beef or other ranch products, but more pizza.
That is like 10,542 miles of driving just to eat pizza and accomplish little else.
Funny how he can’t seem to find enough “volunteers” for a pizza party within 100 miles of mom’s house where he has sponged off of her for the last 10 years straight!
No wonder he’s such a pudgy, doughy fuck. I’m sure all those pizza ingredients are fresh off the famous pizza farms and NOT from Sysco.
You see, he wants YOU to eat shitty “fresh food” right off of the farm like kale and spinach. Meanwhile, he gets to feast on fatty, salty ultra-processed pizza, sugary Starbucks and Froot Loops.
Clayton has the “scamming morons to live beyond his means” part down. Not much progress on the women or the high net worth, however.
Did you know that roughly EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT of pizza places in the U.S. get their mozzarella from the SAME COMPANY, called Leprino Foods? Talk about a monopoly on ultra-processed shitcheese! And Comrade Clayton is gobbling that shit down like a college boy’s cock every single Wednesday.
Trust Fund Tucker has a very rough life! Posting four or five times a week on Twitter and driving around eating pizza on the old ladies’ dime! Such a hard-working, salt-of-the-earth rancher fella, isn’t he?
You know what I want, Comrade? I want one simple thing:
PROOF.
Proof of your oft-repeated claim that “power bills have doubled in some places in Texas” because of AI data centers.
Ten grand, buddy. Come and get it. Should be very easy money. All you have to do is show us you aren’t a lying sack of shit. If you REFUSE to provide this proof and DON’T take the easy money from me, then you are admitting you are a huge lying sack of shit. I should just make it $100,000 or a million because you and I both know you can’t back up any of the ridiculous bullshit you spew to the gullible old ladies.
Pretty simple.
What’s that? There IS no proof because you have been telling a massive lie for months now? You’ve made this massive power bill lie the cornerstone of your doomed Ag Commissioner campaign, even though Ag Commissioner has ZERO POWER over the Texas grid??
You are a massive piece of shit, buddy. Is this how you imagined your adult self when you were a little kid? A shameless liar and unemployed bum who still lives with mom at age 35? Pathetic.
Clayton DID slightly walk back his massive lie in recent days and changed it to 70%, which is “almost double” according to him. The problem is, that’s also a ridiculous lie.
Allow me to destroy this lie ONCE AGAIN. Not that it will stop Texas’s biggest bullshit factory from churning out the same lie for another nine months, but at least it is here in black and white so he can’t claim ignorance of reality. I know he reads here religiously.
Clayton the Cosplay Cowboy first made this ridiculous claim on his shitstack….
What he DIDN’T mention (because he is a shameless lair and fraud) is that the link goes to a YouTube piece where they interview some chick (who looks like a dude) about her power bills. She claims they went up 70%! No proof was given, but whatever…
OK – all well and good. But wait! Then they show where she lives!
The above article was from almost TWO YEARS ago. This is not a new issue in the Northeast. The made their bed and now have to lie in it.
Texas, on the other hand? Texas has seen prices rise from 10 cents to 15 cents per kilowatt-hour OVER TWENTY YEARS...which is a measly 2% increase. That is DESPITE millions of shitlibs pouring into our state from Commiefornia, New York and Ohio.
50% increase in TWENTY YEARS! Lower than general inflation rate.
Amazing!! Texas has built over FOUR HUNDRED DATA centers and the price has barely crept up 2% per year. Of course, most of that increase came because of Joe Biden in 2021 with his idiot policies.
California is getting fucked too! But not by AI data centers – by decades of shitlib mismanagement and greentarded policies like shutting down refineries and banning new pipelines.
You know who is a HUGE CHAMPION of all those greentarded policies like banning reliable and cheap fossil fuels in favor of shitty, unreliable pinwheels and solar?
The socialist scrotum Clayton Tucker, that’s who!
Retard can’t spell “devastate” after $80,000 college degree. BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
So to recap:
Comrade Clayton spends last eight years demanding the end of fossil fuels – to be replaced with costly and unreliable pinwheels and solar.
Dummies in the Northeast manage to implement most of Comrade Clayton’s demands.
Dummies in Northeast now suffering power bill surge due to the retarded policies Clayton Tucker loves.
Comrade Clayton makes outrageous lies about Texas power bills increasing 70% when it is ACTUALLY the Northeast seeing the increases.
Texas is not in the Northeast. Ag Commissioner has ZERO power over the grid in Texas anyways.
Does that about cover it, you lying sack of shit? I think it does. Go fuck a goat, nerd.
P.S. Oh, look at that! We are massively increasing power supply to account for all this! Like we have done for the last 80 years before Clayton Tucker was even alive yet to tell us how run everything! Amazing!
