I was waiting for this one with bated breath today.
I wondered how the doughy, commie pussy who has NEVER in the last 15 years mentioned hunting ONCE on his many social media feeds was going to handle the opening of dove season now that he is pretending to be a church-going, God-fearing, outdoorsman rural dude who deserves your vote. I had images of Clayton’s hero Tim Walz struggling to load a shotgun and then blowing his foot off.
I’m guessing he didn’t even KNOW it was dove season until his opponent posted this picture. I also underestimated just how low Clayton would go with his lies.
I even suggested to the Nate Sheets camp a few weeks ago that they invite Clayton on a dove hunt so he could embarrass himself on film.
Clayton knew better than to stage his own dove hunt because he is 100% sure he would fuck something up – and he’s correct. I’ve caught him doing so dozens of times on these very pages (calling a nut a bolt, telling us he ‘bails’ hay, using a wrench incorrectly, etc, etc). So he decided to pussy out and tell us he’d LOVE to hunt but he is just too darn busy saving the world from data centers (which he has ZERO power to do, by the way)
He is ALSO making up yet another lie about data centers and telling us that a few dozen buildings housing computer chips will possibly wipe out Texas’s entire population of 40 or 50 million doves. MORON!! Guess I’ll add that to the list, too.
Here are the FACTS:
Clayton is NOT a hunter. I challenge him to post ONE SINGLE PHOTO from the last 10 years of him hunting. Or even a MENTION of going hunting on his many social media sites. Surely, the clown who records EVERYTHING he does for his social media has ONE photo or post about a dove hunt.
Not only is he NOT a hunter of ANY kind, he worked actively to get “assault rifles” banned in Texas. Here is the link:
I don’t give a shit if he’s a hunter or not, personally. That’s the least of his problems. He’s an America-hating commie scumbag, so whether or not he hunts is a minor issue in the grand scheme of his many faults and shortcomings as a human.
But to go out there and LIE so brazenly when I know 100% for a FACT he is NOT a hunter, is sickening. It shows you that he has ZERO ethics, shame or moral guardrails when it comes to ANYTHING. He’s a compulsive liar and a giant sack of shit – as I have been saying for over six years now. He just keeps proving me right.
Here is a comprehensive list of everything Clayton Tucker has blamed on data centers – every one of them is a massive, easily-disproved lie:
Dove population will be wiped out
Heart murmurs in children
Stillbirths in cows and goats (and maybe humans!)
Early-onset dementia
Wildlife destruction
“Heavy metal toxins” in wells
Ear aches in children
Cattle breeding disruption due to light pollution
Doubling of electricity rates
“Jacking up” of water bills
“Destroying” water so that is just disappears forever
Violating his made-up law of “quiet enjoyment”
Making noises that can be heard five miles away
Creating massive heat domes that can be felt five miles away