“Wait, you want me to talk intelligently about actual Ag Commissioner stuff? I’d really rather talk about data centers and spout cliches. Let me distract you with a cute baby goat that isn’t even mine!”
The sad thing is that for 80% of old female shitlib voters, a cute baby goat is enough to convince them to vote for this fraud. That is the full extent of their ‘analysis’ of the race.
The sad thing is that for 80% of female shitlib voters, a cute baby goat is enough to convince them to vote for this fraud.