Remember those SAT questions that asked you to fill in the comparable analogy? Such as:
Glove is to hand as sock is to…
Mitten
Foot
Head
Shoe
That was my favorite part of the SAT because it was so ridiculously easy. You had to be a retard or a far-left democrat to miss a single one of those.
Well, I’ve got one for you. Yesterday Clayton made sure to politicize the wildfires up in Palo Pinto county by talking about himself. I’m actually shocked he didn’t try to blame the fires on data centers. You know, because they are so hot you can feel them five miles away.
But he DID make sure to tell his oft-repeated lie about a 6-year-old Clayton Tucker and his “paw paw” fighting fires 29 years ago because “neighbors help neighbors.”
Yeah, Clayton is just like those firefighters out there in Palo Pinto county! The imaginary tiny fire he lies about putting out as a small child is practically the same thing! Let’s do an SAT analogy for the occasion!
Firefighter is to Clayton Tucker as Hercules is to:
Nematode
Liberace
Mosquito
Ball of shit rolled by dung beetle
Give up? Well, it’s a trick question. They’re ALL correct!
Oh, also Clayton wants you to know he dropped off a couple bottle of water. That should make the difference in the huge firefight. Be sure to praise him in the comments section as he signals his virtue.
He ALSO said he’s going to make some donations. Not him personally, mind you, but the campaign money he grifted off of stupid old ladies all year.
Of course, he said that last July about the flood victims and he NEVER donated a single penny. You can check for yourself by looking at his campaign expenditures in July and August of last year. Just another grift.
It’s hilarious how he’s 35 years old and just discovered charity yesterday. He’s all “wow! This is people helping people and stuff! Amazing!” as if most of America doesn’t do things like this every single day. They also don’t trumpet it all over social media like Clayton, but whatever.
Conservatives are far more charitable than liberals.
Of course Clayton has a long history of LYING about donating to causes (flood victims, school lunch debt, etc) but he’s not so good at actually WRITING the check. Typical scumbag socialist: loves spending other people’s stolen money but a total cheapskate when it comes to opening his own wallet.