Mrs Tucker Goes To Washington. Again.

“Shucks! I’m just a cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin, mouse-jigglin’ fake rancher from Texas, ya’ll! See my big hat?? Just here scrapin’ and a-fightin’ fer my fellow family-ranchin folks back home. Fightin fer the little fella. That’s what I do!”

First of all – it’s price GOUGING you shit head. You’d think a dummy whose parents dropped $80,000 for him to go to college and who poses as a policy expert in 20 different fields would know how to spell that.

Secondly, there is no such thing as “price gouging” – prices go up and prices go down. If you think someone is overcharging you for something, tell them to fuck off and don’t buy it. End of economics lesson.

I love how he tries to paint a picture of himself sitting in a big, opulent Congressional office with an important person while he’s banging on the desk and DEMANDING that Congressman help the little guy. He probably has fantasies about that nightly. I’m guessing that’s a typical “power fantasy” of a tiny little socialist leprechaun with a failed life who lives with mom at age 34.

It’s all he really has at the end of the day: fantasies. Kinda sad.

Umm…so how exactly are you doing this “fighting,” you fucking moron? Be specific. Are you a registered lobbyist? No? Are you the leader of some important and powerful industry group? No?

So REALLY you’re just strolling around D.C. getting high on the fumes of power that you are about a million miles away from ever actually having.

Wow! You met with someone from the USDA?!? Holy shit! Which of their 105,778 employees did you meet with? I’m sure that person ran right off and fixed all of your perceived grievances, you absolute retard.

Listening to Tom “Nutsack” Vilsack yammer about farm policy in a canned speech doesn’t really count for shit, bruv. We know you didn’t sit down with anyone important because (1) you’d have taken 100 pictures of it on your overpriced iPhone and (2) you are a fucking nobody with zero influence, power or money to hand out.

In short, you’re just a clown in a funny hat.

For someone who “never takes a vacation” you sure are flying off to other cities and doing nothing an awful lot this year! I guess your poor 68-year-old mother has to take care of whatever goats survived the Great Tucker Goat Parasite Decimation Of May 2024.

Let’s look at the RX ranching ledger sheet with income and costs, shall we?

2023: Sold two goats.

2024: Had many, many goats drop dead from parasites. Probably sold zero goats.

Hmmm….not much in the way of actual money being made. Let’s look at costs…

Expenses: Pointless trips (flights and hotels) to Washington D.C. (twice), Scottsdale AZ, Seattle WA, San Francisco, CA as well as assorted overnight trips to Austin, El Paso and San Antonio for more idiotic conventions!

Wow. Poor mom must be handing over a BIG chunk of her nice government Railroad Commission pension so that her only idiot child can fly around the country pretending to be an Important Person!

You know WHY he goes on 12 vacations but only sells TWO goats? Because he is a fake rancher. He knows he’ll NEVER make it in the private sector, so he is going full-charge into the “parasite” route hoping he gets elected to something or lands a cushy job with Greg Casar or Jasmine Crock-O-Shit in D.C. Thus his run for Ag Commissioner next year.

What’s most insane about Clayton Tucker is that he’s a real person. He’s not a troll or a parody account, which sometimes seems impossible, I know.

Someday, generations from now, the historians of the new world will write accounts of what the commie retards of the early 2000s were like. Our great great grandchildren will look at them all as fables because they’ll be that hard to believe. They’ll tell stories to their kids during the new dawn of the nightmare that could have been as a warning. Kids will sit around campfires and scare each other with stories of these times.

Our gift to them is making them history. Our gift to them is destroying and wiping out every last scintilla of commie bullshit around us today.

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts UP 4.20% for August. Trails Texas (+6.27%)

Sales tax popped back up for August!

Continuing the up-and-down whipsaws we have seen so far this year – Lampasas was UP 4.20% (last month was DOWN 1.18%).

The state of Texas as a whole popped UP 6.27%.

The state and Lampasas are both roughly flat on the year-to-date number compared to last year.

OTHER CITIES WE FOLLOW:

Austin: UP 5.93%

Burnet: DOWN 0.44%

Dallas: UP 2.39%

Marble Falls: UP a whopping 9.6% (good thing Ryan Ward compares our City employee salaries to theirs…makes total sense!)

Why Weak Men Vote for Communism

Tucker Carlson recently tweeted that “Women and weak men are the most susceptible to evil.”

The left was scandalized, but science is on Tucker’s side, assuming by evil he means authoritarianism.

According to a new study, if you eat healthy and go to the gym, chances are you vote right-wing — as in, small government. This builds on a 2021 study that found giving Democrat men testosterone injections turns them Republican.

No only is this hilarious, it gives us insight to why left vs right exists in the first place.

These are NOT the strong men.

STRONG MEN MAKE GOOD TIMES

The study, from Brunel University in England, found men who are more muscular, who go to the gym, and have more powerful body language tend to reject government intervention in the economy.

Interestingly, the more hours in the gym, the more they rejected government.

So, yes, there’s something to the soy boys for Kamala memes.

Meanwhile, across countries women tend to vote left, and men tend to vote right. In the US, for example, there’s about a 15 point gap between men and women.

Interestingly, it’s only single women: Married women actually vote Republican by 5 points — the same as men. While single women vote Democrat by 48 points.

In other words, the Democrat party is, to a first approximation, single women.

Not all have cats, but many do.

Why do Single Women Vote Left?

So why do single women (and pussified men) vote so left?

Folk explanations include they see government as daddy, or they’re low-income and want handouts. Abortion is cited in the US, but it’s not a major issue in most countries where single women also vote left. It could just be that single women tend to be the least informed on public policy, so maybe they’re easier for media to manipulate.

But an interesting theory comes from a 2002 book called Darwinian Politics by Paul Rubin, a professor at Emory.

He posits that humans have two political instincts: to resist dominance by outside groups, and to resist in-group domination. As in, are the barbarians invading vs are the millionaires hogging all the cute girls.

He finds that conservatives tend to focus on out-group domination, so they favor policies that make us stronger: low taxes for economic growth, anti-drug laws, work requirements for welfare, strong armies.

While the left tends to focus on in-group domination, so they favor forced equality, big governments that can cut down the mighty, and fetishize niche-groups to unite the weak in a grand coalition against the strong.

Weak male angry at the strong.

What’s interesting here is that both instincts — out-group and in-group — are universal human traits. We all care about both, but we vote depending on how we see the relative threats.

So if you’re living in North Korea, you’re probably more concerned about in-group domination. If you’re living in Israel at the moment you’re probably more concerned about the out-group. And, either way, men of course have more testosterone — hence more out-group focus.

Not only does this explain the enduring appeal of left vs right — at least since Plato and Aristotle.

It also explains media focus: right media tends to focus on universals — is the country stronger, wealthier, healthier. Are the kids doing alright. It’s a politics of protection — conserving.

While left-wing media acts like we’re in civil war between classes, genders, races, religions, sexual preferences.

It’s a politics of fear which, apparently works exceptionally well on single women (and pussy fake ranchers) who may not have an on-call provider or protector.

Beto + beta

It shouldn’t be a surprise that people who feel they control their life do, indeed, vote to make their world better. While those who feel powerless (like grown-ass guys living with mom who can’t get a girl) see voting as a form of collective self-defense against their fellow citizens.

The solution, of course, is to give people more control over the lives. From school-choice to making it easier to start — or keep — a business, people who control their destiny vote to keep that control instead of voting to be led to the slaughter.

Weak people have a bias toward social consensus.

They don’t ask themselves: “is this right?”

…they ask: “will everyone think this is right, too?”

Did Anyone With The City Take Illegal Kickbacks From “Greasy” Chris Harrison Or S2M2? Did Talbert Get Handed An Envelope Of Cash?

I really hate to ask it that way, but when the City tells me that “there are no responsive documents” when it comes to the $185,000 in tax dollars they handed over the S2M2, I really have to wonder if someone is on the take.

Their official latest response?

“Regarding your specific request, it met the 3 year retention schedule as of October 2023, so I cannot speak to or provide you a copy of the invoice that was provided in 2020.” 

So the City just destroyed documents pertaining to a FOUR YEAR agreement after only THREE years? Why the big hurry?

Don’t forget that during the ENTIRE term of the agreement, S2M2 repeatedly violated the terms: they only have 8 of the promised 22 houses completed, and they NEVER submitted any progress reports (as required by the agreement) over the last four years!

S2M2 (Brodie Estates) Has Been Violating Their Agreement With The City For YEARS. City Has Not Enforced Any Provisions – Despite Handing Them $185,000 In Taxpayer Money.

Since they are nowhere NEAR living up to their end of the bargain,why the hell would the City throw away any documents they had pertaining to this? Did “Greasy” Chris Harrison meet Misti Talbert in a parking lot after she rammed this through for him and get a big envelope of cash? Because that’s the only thing that makes sense to me. Remember, Misti was employed as a bookkeeper for Harrison for quite a while.

Or maybe it was Finley being handed envelopes of cash. I have wondered about that scenario more than a few times over the last 6 years as I watched the former YMCA Director spend anywhere from 3x to 10x what a job was worth.

This ridiculous $185,000 payout was turned down initially, but then S2M2 hired “Greasy” Chris Harrison to go to his former City council buddies to beg for the money – and lo and behold: Misti THEN said “we need to rethink this detention pond.”

If you need your memory refreshed, here is a synopsis I wrote FOUR years ago when this all went down:

City Hands Former Council Member “Greasy” Chris Harrison and Developer S2M2 $185,000 In City Funds For Brodie Estates

Socialist Deadbeat Who Lives With Mom Wants You To Believe He Comes From “Backbreaking Poverty” and Grandparents Who “Picked Cotton and Shot Squirrels To Survive”

The pathological liar is back at it again!

Mouse-jiggling moron Clayton Tucker FINALLY posted on his Substack – something he hasn’t bothered with in about nine months. This was worth the wait, because it is filled with even more preposterous stories of his humble beginnings.

Previously he just lied about being a “fifth-generation rancher,” a cowboy, a farmer etc. In fact, he STILL doesn’t know if his family owns a ranch or a farm!

Despite the fact they “have always been a cattle family”…

So confusing!

He also mentions Sid Miller AGAIN. Which makes me 99.5% sure he is going to run for Ag Commissioner in 2025. I cannot wait!

But all of the above bullshit pales in comparison to his latest ridiculous whopper of a lie!

That entire paragraph makes no sense. It’s just commie blather and buzzwords.

Yeah, those cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin Tuckers! I heard it was great-grandfather Jed Clampett Tucker who began the whole ranching business! You know, the “RX Ranch” ranching business that was founded five generations ago by Clayton himself but which didn’t even have an official name until last December. LOL!!

Now which grandfather was that? The grandfather you said was a pharmacist, so you called it “RX”? Or the OTHER grandfather who was in the military his entire life and whose obituary makes ZERO mention of any ranching – let alone cotton picking or scraping a living off the squirrel population??

What a shame. Grandpa Howard A. Tucker sounds like a decorated war hero and was a registered Republican. But his idiot grandson Clayton is busy trying to import communism into the very country his grandfather fought to keep it out of. What a total asshole.

Or is the “cotton picker” maybe your grandma you claimed came over here from England? Gwen? You know, the one you claimed it took 26 years for her to get her citizenship? Pretty sure there isn’t a lot of cotton picking going on in the English countryside.

Or is it the OTHER grandpa? Grandpa Bob who actually owns the property. I’m not sure how HE is the one who grew up in abject poverty since you said he was a pharmacist his entire life – thus the “RX” name, you utter clown.

Maybe you’re talking about GREAT grandpa Ollie Prentice Tucker? Ummm…that doesn’t work either! Looks like HE was a career Navy man as well – who died pretty young at age 58. Here he is in his uniform:

Not a cowboy hat or pitchfork too be seen! He must have taken off his coonskin cap for this photo.

[In fact, more than a few Tuckers dangling from the branches of your family tree dropped dead at a fairly young age. Something to think about as you keep injecting yourself with Covid “vaccines” every year!]

Could you have meant his wife, great-grandma Elizabeth? Mmmmm….no. Looks like she was a switchboard operator! Pretty high-tech shit for the early 1900s. I doubt she had time to pick the cotton or shoot any squirrels after finishing her non-physically-taxing, white-collar job for the day.

No Clayton, I’m afraid the ridiculous story of your poverty-stricken, sharecropping origins just doesn’t hold water at all. Yet another fabrication in preparation of you getting your ass kicked when you run for Ag Commissioner.

If you’re going back to the 1700s or 1800s to find a relative to make this “rough times” claim then I have news for you: EVERYONE was a fucking farmer 300 years ago, you clown. EVERYONE pretty much grew their own food back then and broke their back with manual labor. That’s how life was – the Tuckers weren’t special.

Here are the REAL facts: you are the only child of Terry Tucker (who had a cushy government job with the Railroad Commission of Texas) and Howard C. Tucker – who by his own admission on Facebook made a comfortable living in the aerospace industry! In fact, Comrade Clayton has sported a “Firefly” t-shirt once or twice – which is likely who his dad worked for at some point. And you know those giant “big, greedy” aerospace companies: always feasting on fat government contracts and selling $600 hammers to NASA! Yet Comrade Clayton NEVER mentions them in his ranting about greedy CEOs, does he?

[It also maybe explains why you want to spend “MUCH more” money on NASA and not on a “racist” border wall! Daddy works in aerospace and HE’S the one who buys brand new shiny tractors for Comrade Clayton to play on for social media!]

You were the only child of TWO comfortably-employed parents – both of whom owe their paychecks to the taxpayer. They then paid around $80,000 for you to go to Southwestern University and collect a useless major in International Relations and THEN paid for you to go galivant around Asia with a fancy camera and pretend to be a kindergarten teacher for 9 whole months!

Forgets he is a rancher AGAIN!!

They have allowed you to live in their house EVEN TODAY as you approach your 34th birthday.

Right up to the moment you decided to run for office, you were just another baseball-cap wearing, tuba-playing, incel dork who lived with mom and believed in Bernie Sanders. You only invented all this “rancher” shit when you decided to try and glom onto a government position for a living.

Grandpa Bob Wright is the one who owns the land – perhaps purchased with his pharmacy wages, lol. You just go over there and play make-believe rancher a couple times a week and take photos for old ladies on Facebook.

In short, you’ve been handed every opportunity by doting parents as an only child. And you STILL can’t support yourself in the real world! Grandpa Howard must be spinning in his grave.

Far from being the rancher you claim to be, you actually spend your time traipsing around to ridiculous conventions and rallies or working for free on the campaigns of losers like Julie Oliver, Chris Perri and Robert O’Rourke.

If you’re the product of cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin’ hardscrabble farmers and ranchers then I’m the fucking queen of England.

Lying douchebag.

RELATED: The Definitive Timeline Of a Ranching Fraud (3 part series)

Socialist Dummy Confuses Bums Wanting Free Food With Enthusiasm For His Communist Candidate For President

Local socialist Clayton Tucker was BLOWN AWAY at how many bums showed up for the annual Labor Day BBQ. That would be the same BBQ where you can show up and say “I’m on a fixed income” and get free food….

You know why you had more people this year than in 2018? Because in 2018, Trump was president and you could purchase food for a reasonable price. But now, after 4 years of brain-dead Biden and Comrade Kamabla spending trillions we don’t have and letting in about 8 million more illegal-invader mouths to feed, food is about 40% MORE expensive than it was back then.

It’s no surprise at all you had a swarm of bums show up to get a meal, you dunce.

LOL. What a mook.

You think there is “enthusiasm” for your commie shit in Texas? Think again, bozo. Here is how the Senate race between Cruz and your boy All Red is going so far:

Your dirtbag All Red is a 6-1 underdog right now on Polymarket. But you just go ahead and keep telling yourself he has a chance!!

Lampasas Socialist Clayton Tucker REALLY Loves Dick.

Considering the lefties spent decades calling Dick Cheney a war monger, Darth Cheney, Hitler and worse – Comrade Clayton sure is excited about the endorsements of warmonger scumbag RINO Dick Cheney and his equally unhinged traitorous daughter Liz!

You’ll recall Liz got destroyed in her Congressional race by the largest margin in U.S. history.

Here’s what Liz had to say about Comrade Clayton’s hero Kamabla Harris not too long ago:

On the one side, you have two establishment, warmongering RINOS who are willing to watch the country burn just to spite Trump. They are thoroughly diseased with Trump Derangement Syndrome. They are also Deep State, establishment shills like Mitch McConnell, John McCain, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. I say screw all those turds…you can have them.

On the OTHER hand, you have well-respected, rational democrats like Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr. endorsing Trump. They understand what is at stake.

Third-World Invader Scum From Somali Ripped Off Taxpayers For Over $250 Million. Tim Walz Did Nothing.

As Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz oversaw the biggest COVID fraud scheme in the nation.

A Somali crime syndicate stole $250M in COVID cash meant to feed kids. Walz did nothing and his state departments doled out the money.

Members of the fraud donated to Democrats.

DOJ later caught on after it was absurdly obvious and charged 48 people but that later jumped to 70 indictments.

If Walz allowed this fraud under his nose, how much fraud will he allow if he gets elected with Kamala? It will be total insanity.

Tim Walz’s own BROTHER said that Tim is not the kind of guy you want running anything.

RELATED – Somali scum run a vote-buying scam.

You Can All Relax Now. Potato Head Fitzharris Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of The Water Problem In Lampasas! Thank Goodness!

Finally, a keen mind has taken up this cause! A person who is the epitome of logic, reason and critical thinking. The kind of sharp analytical mind that believed a cloth mask would stop an aerosolized virus and DEMANDED everybody wear one!

The kind of rational and thoughtful person who blindly injects herself with an untested ‘vaccine’ for a minor cold virus and ends up injuring herself.

LOL.

Ladies and gentlemen….I give you…Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris!

Thank goodness the woman who has lived here for barely a year thought to call TCEQ! Probably NOBODY who has lived in Lampasas for many years ever thought to do that! Truly, hers is a dizzying intellect. The kind of dizzying intellect who was easily convinced that cops were running around murdering black men at a high rate for no apparent reason (they weren’t).

The kind of wizard who saw Joe Biden slurring his words, falling down and rambling incoherently for three years straight and said “that’s just a stutter, you meanie!”

In short, a total buffoon.

I can just about guarantee you that the “burning sensation” she thinks she feels in the shower is psychosomatic. I know this because well over 50% of liberal women are mentally ill. It’s science.

She just SO badly wants to be “on a team” and be part of the group, she’ll glom onto anything and pretend like she’s suffering too. She did it with BLM, she did it with Covid and masking, she did it with ‘vaccines’ and she did it with the ‘misinformation’ censoring bullshit.

In short, she has a tiny, weak mind that is easily broken and manipulated.

Poor potato head is “spending a small fortune” on bottled water! Sure you are, sweetie! Didn’t you sell your Austin mansion for close to a million dollars and then buy your mom’s house here for like $250,000? Seems like you probably have a bit left over.

I know you spent a pile of money doing a renovation on that house AND you likely threw a chunk of money at your mom’s ridiculous tea party a couple weeks ago, but I doubt you have trouble spending $1.30 for a gallon of distilled water at Walmart.

Water that USED to be 99 cents for many, many years by the way – until fucking morons like you voted Joe Biden and Kamala Harris into office.

Poor baby has to spend $30 a month on drinking water from Wal-Mart! She DEMANDS restitution! LOL. Maybe you can throw a tea party to raise the funds for that, eh?

Dunce.

Anyway, you can all rest easy now that we have her bulbous, potato-shaped cranium hard at work on this seemingly intractable water problem!

Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.

Local socialist Clayton Tucker is very proud that he got 120 deadbeats to come and mooch free food off of him!

You can even see Ohio/Austin locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier in there showing her support for socialism and the further destruction of America!

Every one of these people supports the destruction of America.

You’d think a person who left Ohio because it sucks and then left Austin Texas because it was “too expensive” would learn her lesson and stop trying to shit in her new nest.

You’d be wrong. In fact, one of the FIRST THINGS that dummy Crozier did when she infested Lampasas was start badgering City council for an expensive new recycling program – so she could help fuck up her new town, too!

Potato Head did the same thing! She ditched Austin after Marxists like herself turned it into a hellhole and then infested Lampasas.

Crozier and her microcephalic daughter Potato Head Fitzharris are BIG supporters of local socialist Comrade Clayton.

Fitzharris supported socialist Clayton Tucker for City council in 2021.

Dummies like Janet Crozier and Stephanie Fitzharris cannot WAIT to vote for a dyed-in-the-wool socialist who has helped wreck the country with open borders and soft-on-crime DAs for the last four years….because “muh vagina” or something.

As you can see, about 80% of the population of the BBQ is old ladies.

But wait a tick….what’s this?!?!?

Is that Comrade Clayton drinking a STARBUCKS COFFEE?!?

Comrade Clayton spends a good deal of his time whining and complaining about wildly overpaid CEOs and how the Big Corporations are hurting mom and pop! It’s all he yammers about!

He even lied recently about hanging out at the “local” coffee shop as part of his bullshit “working man” act!

But clearly he didn’t mean REAL local coffee shops like Mojo or Alamo. No, those are an extra three blocks of driving from mom’s house where he lives in the upstairs bedroom.

No, there he is – spending money on overpriced sugar coffee from STARBUCKS! The $100 billion dollar company listed on the NYSE! Guess how much THEY “overpay” their CEO??

The ONE THING you can do if you hate something about a company is to NOT SPEND MONEY on them. It’s the reason I never buy Apple products or spend a dime on Disney shit. Other than that, I don’t give shit how much Apple pays their employees or the CEO or how overpriced their shitty iPhones are. I’ll never own one. I’d certainly never waste my breath complaining about it since it doesn’t affect me one bit.

But THIS imbecile Clayton Tucker blows piles of money on Amazon products, Apple iPhones, iMacs and air pods and Starbucks and then he whines on social media about how overpaid their CEOs are! What a fucking MORON!! Not to mention a total hypocrite.

At least now we know how he gets so doughy and pear-shaped! It’s all those 500-calorie Starbucks fag drinks like pumpkin latte mocha shit with whipped jizz on top. Just like the other ladies order.