October 9th is the day that Che Guevara finally became a good communist.

As we all know, the only good communist is a dead communist.
Bet you $50 that local commie Clayton Tucker has a t-shirt or poster of this shitbag somewhere in his collection.

Working Every Day To Keep Scumbag Socialist Clayton Tucker OUT Of Office
October 9th is the day that Che Guevara finally became a good communist.

As we all know, the only good communist is a dead communist.
Bet you $50 that local commie Clayton Tucker has a t-shirt or poster of this shitbag somewhere in his collection.

Wow!
The state of Texas as whole was DOWN 1.96% but somehow Lampasas was UP 7.88%!
How did we do it?! We haven’t even had an Economic Development Director for months now! Coincidence? I think not!
Actually, it may be more of a case that last year’s numbers were significantly depressed and therefore the comparison is made to look larger. Last year for Oct and Sep saw HUGE decreases for Lampasas (one of those months was due to a major water main break closing down businesses for the better part of a week).

So taken together, these two should roughly cancel each other out. Last year’s October number was normal and in-line, so we’ll get a better idea of this in a month.
Other cities we follow:
Austin: DOWN 1.05%
Burnet: UP 0.26%
Dallas: UP 0.54%
Marble Falls: DOWN 11.81% (!!)
Mineral Wells: DOWN 9.16%
I’m going to start following Mineral Wells, because for some unknown reason, Stacy Ybarra took a junket there last year and wasted an entire day babbling buzzwords about their economic development.

Please be advised there are many rich, stupid shitlibs in Lenox Massachusetts who would literally welcome you with open arms. Please make your way to Lenox Massachusetts and start pistol whipping stupid old liberal twats who yammer nonstop about “diversity is strength.”
You can beat them and rape them and steal their Tesla and they will decline to call the police because they don’t want to be seen as “racist.” It will be like shooting wrinkled fish in a barrel. Tell all your friends.
Hopefully, the woman in Dallas was from California and was a Biden/Kamala voter. Then I won’t feel bad about it. In fact, I hope it happens a LOT more to Biden/Kamala voters all over the country.

They are DEFINITELY unarmed in Lenox Massachusetts and the husband will probably ask to sit in a chair in the corner and watch you do the raping. Then he will thank you.

I love how the shitlibs are screaming and crying that the mean old Republicans just refuse to hand over more money to inept, incompetent and wasteful FEMA whenever they demand it!
America Last: After Spending $640 Million On Migrants And Billions Abroad, FEMA Suddenly ‘Broke’

Never mind they spent hundreds of millions of dollars on illegal invaders from third-world shit holes.

Also don’t mind that they spent $4.9 BILLION on Covid-19 crap just last month!!! Yes, $4.9 BILLION in money for a “pandemic” that ended years ago.
FEMA Spending on COVID-19 Dwarfs Hurricane Helene Response
Homeland Security figures show that Federal Emergency Management Agency set aside $4.9 billion on COVID-19 relief projects in September, dwarfing the $210 million spent so far on Hurricane Helene.
“According to FEMA, the agency will spend an estimated $19.8 billion on COVID-19 in the 2024 fiscal year, which runs from October 2023 to September 2024, equating to a monthly average of just under $1.7 billion. The figure, representing just over 40 percent of FEMA’s total $47.6 billion obligations for 2024, is well above that spent on other disasters.“
So the CORRECT response for these scumbags when they come begging for more money is “where the FUCK is the $30 BILLION dollars we allocate to you EVERY YEAR?? This hurricane season has been exceptionally quiet! Where did all the money go, you fucking retards??“
But not if you are a parasite who lives with his mom at age 34 and doesn’t work a real job or pay any property taxes. If you are a parasite who thinks money grows on trees because that’s how your own life has looked with mom as your money tree, you start yammering about the mean old Republicans who refuse to open their checkbook.
Never mind we are already $36 trillion in debt. Never mind the deficit last year was $2.6 TRILLION during peacetime and a supposedly robust economy. Just give us MORE, MORE, MORE!!
Dumb bastard.

Libskank Carol is at it again! She has spoken from her 98% white, super rich gated community to inform you all of REALITY.
Yes that’s right: the twat whose daughter thinks she’s a man (and also TWO people) and whose ‘son’ is still hiding in school and unemployed in his 30s while looking for a DEI job is lecturing you on how the real world works. LOL!!!
She’s mad about all the “misinformation,” ya’ll.

The evil, elitist twat who spent the better part of two years calling Ivermectin “horse paste” and telling us all that the ‘vaccine’ was safe and effective is now mad about ‘misinformation.”
OK, bitch!
Of course, there are piles of information, videos, eyewitnesses in NC and links to FEMA spending that ALL corroborate the FACT that FEMA has blown BILLIONS on illegal invaders and “equity” bullshit and is now broke and unable to perform their primary function.
Twitter is LITTERED with posts and videos of people IN THE ZONE who are describing how FEMA was late getting there and fucking things up since arriving.
George W. Bush was ripped apart for showing up three days after Katrina hit. Joe Biden shows up seven days later and no one in the press even mentions it.
Just look at all that “toxic masculinity” and “patriarchy” oppressing damsels in distress!

But hey, libskank Carol spent the last week with her Wallet in a fancy cottage on Cape Cod blathering about the ocean on social media. So CLEARLY, she MUST be 100% in the know about what is happening in N.C.
Also, remember that this demanding CUNT had an absolute BIRD when no Mexicans or black people arrived within 24 hours on her street in Texas to chainsaw a few trees that had fallen down back in 2021. But N.C. people who have been abandoned with no water, food or power for 10 days are just spreading misinformation and being impatient jerks.

She also wants you to know that Kamala Harris is SO SMART and SO STRONG and SO GOOD!!!

Here is an actual video of the “super smart and strong” Kumswalla Harris using a shovel….
I’ll summarize for you: she is 60 years old and DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HOLD A SHOVEL.
This proves she is a certified moron. It also proves she is incredibly lazy and arrogant because she couldn’t even do the 10 seconds of “work” and preparation to maybe make SURE she didn’t look like a complete asshole for her big photo op. She’s also too stupid to look over and see how her scumbag husband (the woman beater) is holding HIS shovel– proving she is incapable of learning a basic task by mimicry. Even a rhesus monkey can do that!!
Stupid, lazy, arrogant and entitled is NOT what I want in my president.
These people are the most elitist, out-of-touch, self-serving, sociopathic, lying sacks of shit to ever live. They would unplug your life support system to charge their cell phone. They hate you. Libskank Carol is too fucking stupid to see that because SHE also hates you…and America.

Wait a sec. A low-IQ communist pretending to be “working class” and using tools and videoing themselves doing it COMPLETELY WRONG? Where have I seen that before??
Oh yeah….
Comical Video Of Socialist Nitwit “Repairing” Tractor Good For Several Belly-Laughs
What a complete douchebag. Toss him in jail for five years. No trial. Don’t waste time and money on that. Just as bad as the Jussie Smollet bullshit.

I’m shocked he’s 45 years old. I’d expect this type of loser activity from a millennial, or a Gen Z puss – but not a 45-year-old guy.
A loser and failure as a man and a citizen.

Pretty huge move for a market that has over half a BILLION wagered on it. Did something big just happen behind the scenes? Is the disastrous hurricane response finally waking people up? Did some billionaire just plunk down a massive bet that cleared the offer stack?

You’ll note that the move started in earnest right after the VP debate. That would be the VP debate where Waltz shit the bed. Who could have seen that coming? Oh yeah…
Tonight Will Make The 1992 Stockdale VP Debate Look Tame By Comparison. Will Hand Election To Trump.
Oh, and to all you clowns who actually believe the “race is close” between All Red and Cruz, Polymarket has it quite the opposite. All Red is still a +480 underdog. So if you REALLY believe that, you should be plunking down your life savings to make 400% on your money in 30 days.

Some hard facts that must be faced:
Kamala is a drunk
Walz’s IQ is sub-100
Doug is sexual abuser
Walz’s wife’s IQ is lower than his
Facts are stubborn things but they must be faced before healing comes.
No sooner had the ink dried on my latest rant about moron lefties like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood voting for more open borders did THIS nugget appear on a NATIONAL TWITTER FEED with over 3 million followers:
You know what else lefty morons like Clayton Tucker and Stephanie Fitzharris demand? They want to disarm Americans with retarded “assault rifle” bans and other unconstitutional nonsense.

I would love to see these towel-headed fucks end up over at the Fitzharris house or maybe Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives later tonight. Then I’d love to see them do some serious damage to those lefty clowns and maybe FINALLY wake the morons up to what is going on.

Remember, the chairman of the Lampasas Democrats Clayton Tucker has said repeatedly that “border walls are racist” and thinks every third-world scumbag should be able to waltz right into the country. He also wants to disarm you.

At what point is it fair to conclude that our government has been captured by something hostile to the Republic and its citizens? FEMA is literally claiming it doesn’t have the money to manage an emergency. Military helicopter crews are grounded. Civilians with helicopters are ordered not to intervene. Same vibe as Maui and East Palestine. Also, it turns out that our entire backup supply of transformers (60 of them) was sent to Ukraine in May. So we don’t have what we need to fix the grid in these places.
FEMA’s entanglement with the Biden-Harris administration’s disastrous open southern border policies by diverting storm relief funds ($1.4 billion, according to NYPost) for illegal and legal aliens may have undermined the federal agency’s ability to effectively manage emergencies, such as the Katrina-like disaster unfolding in the US Southeast.
Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas dropped the bombshell last week: FEMA “does not have the funds” to see Americans through the rest of this Atlantic hurricane season. The federal agency drained the funds by prioritizing taxpayer funds for illegal and legal aliens versus US citizens as the Biden-Harris globalist team rolled out the red carpet to anyone, even terrorists, via the open southern borders.

“Connect the dots, if you can,” Tim Murtaugh, an adviser to former President Trump’s campaign, wrote on X, adding, “DHS says FEMA might not have enough cash to help people through hurricane season. But in 2 years of a new Biden-Harris program, they’ve spent $1 BILLION on housing and other services for migrants.”
Shedding a whole hell of a lot of color on the situation, Savanah Hernandez, a reporter for Turning Point USA, wrote on X that she has uncovered some of the “first looks” inside fully furnished luxury apartments for migrants that received free rent and utilities for two years.
Hernandez wrote in a note on The Post Millennial:
The Brunswick Landing apartments in Maine sparked controversy earlier this year when it was discovered that homeless migrants in the area were getting the opportunity to live in the units rent-free for up to two years. Migrants living in the apartments shared that not only is the rent-free, the utilities are paid and we got an inside look at the furnished apartments that would run the average American about $2,300 dollars. –
“This apartment is in the same county which received $6.1 mill in funding from the FEMA program that spent $1 billion on housing migrants,” Hernandez pointed out on X.
She continued:
Biden-Harris administration has prioritized illegal and legal aliens over citizens. The botched relief response in the US Southeast exemplifies this great failure unfolding in a Katrina-like event.
Believe it or not, there are quite a few residents of Lampasas who are just fine with this and plan to vote for more of it in about four weeks. We were supposed to “love they neighbor” yesterday, but I say fuck that. I hate these neighbors. If I had my way, they would all be deported to Cuba. Turning the other cheek is what has gotten us into this mess. We have a government taken over by Marxists who are ACTIVELY WORKING to sow chaos and destroy America.
Here are some of your neighbors who plan on voting for more of this destruction and, therefore, don’t give two shits about our country:

Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris: originally from California. Moved to Austin in the 80s, was inducted into the Covid Cult a few years ago and actively supported Marxist organizations like Black Lives Matter and SPLC. Infested Lampasas a year or so ago. Has recently gone silent on social media trying to hide her past. She is a huge Biden/Harris fan. She wants you to suffer under this bullshit for at least another four years.

Comrade Clayton Tucker: has been a self-described socialist for his entire life. Worships Bernie Sanders. Fake rancher. Still lives with mom at age 34. Calls the border wall “racist” and says that he supports sanctuary cities. He wants you to suffer under this bullshit for at least another four years.

Bruce Haywood: fat slob who has been a VERY loud left-winger for YEARS now. Owes his entire existence to government checks, as he in unemployed. Pays no property taxes. Was excited to hear the IRS was going to go after everyone even harder to pay for illegal immigrants, which he celebrates wildly. Actively pushes nonsense like the Russia collusion hoax and the insurrection hoax. He would just LOVE for you to suffer under this bullshit for another four years.

Grady Lucas: pervert, drag-queen-loving, unemployed homo who moved into his mom’s house and tossed her into a nursing home. Then he ran a GoFundMe to “raise money to help fix up my mom’s house” implying it was to help an old lady and not HE himself, who was actually living in the house. Has expressed his strong desire for the country to be overrun by “more brown people – preferably gay ones.”

Huge champion of open borders yet has many signs and fences around his mom’s house to keep people out. Is a supporter of pushing porn on young children in school, and calls any effort to stop this “censorship.” Doesn’t see any problem with trannies shoving their junk into the faces of young kids in the name of “diversity.” Proudly proclaims he is “woke” at least five times a month on social media.

Just when I start thinking Comrade Clayton Tucker’s Fake Rancher Persona is NOT an elaborate piece of performance art perpetuated by a secret genius, he goes and posts some shit like this….

No big deal! Mommy and Daddy just got me between $15,000 and $20,000 worth of cows on a whim. What whim, you ask? The global warming whim, of course!!

[I can almost hear this sung in a Donald Trump music meme: They’re shrinking the cows and shrinking the pigs! Shrinking the goats and shrinking the cows!]
So the kid who has (1) no girlfriend or wife (2) no prospects of a girlfriend or wife and therefore (3) will have no children and nobody to leave grandpa’s fake ranch to when he’s dead in about 39 years (probably earlier due to fake vaccine consumption) is worried that the earth MIGHT BE (but probably won’t be) 2 degrees warmer in 100 years. LOL. Yeah, better buy those mini cows NOW. The cows that have a lifespan of 15 years, or so. Smart thinking!!
Hey dummy: Obama and the other rich shitlibs ALL have $15 million dollar estates right on the water. Do THEY seem worried about global warming and rising sea levels to you? LOL. What a chump and a useful idiot.
Wait a second! I thought you ALREADY “diversified into goats” because of global warming! Or was it because “the family ranch can’t make it due to Big Ag”? I forget…the story keeps changing.

That genius move into Global Warming Goats was made this past spring – right before we got dumped on with about 18 inches of rain. So much rain, in fact, that all of Comrade Clayton’s Global Warming Drought goats got sick and died from the parasites brought on by the heavy rains! Yes, it’s true:
Parasitic Socialist Clayton Tucker Has His Goat Herd Decimated By Parasites.

Then mommy and daddy bought him a bunch of Savannah goats that are supposedly parasite resistant, hoping that he might not fuck THOSE goats up and maybe, finally actually SELL a couple goats to stanch the financial bleeding…

Then mommy and daddy bought him some cute little dwarf goats – likely because they are easier for him to have intercourse with. Unfortunately, in yet another master stroke, he bought two males so he is unable to breed them and thus sell the offspring for profit. He also lost them almost immediately and then blamed thieves for his irresponsibility.

Turns out nobody stole them – he had just lost them like a retard. Our intrepid IT Network Admin Kristy Acevedo found them wandering around bleating and malnourished and apparently trying to get hit by a car…

[I have to interject an editorial comment here. Just go back and read what I already wrote. This ridiculous series of events is all FOR REAL. I couldn’t make up ridiculous shit like this if I tried. I just start laughing every time I re-read it for typos before I post it. I’m in stitches over here. Absolute RETARD!!]
He’s probably STILL trying to breed those two males because he is a woke shitlib who thinks males can get pregnant. God knows Comrade Clayton and his man-crush Robert O’Rourke have been trying frantically to breed each other for years now….to no avail.

But those new Savannah goats must not be working out very well, so now he told mom to buy him $20k worth of mini cows. Must be nice! But it’s NOT just all the global warming that necessitates this. He now claims he needs the mini cows because BIG AG has it in for the little guy like him. The family ranch just can’t survive!

[Wait til he realizes that the same “Big Ag monopolies” that supposedly control the normal sized cows ALSO control the mini cows. LOL. Moron.]
Sounds awful! It’s almost IMPOSIBLE to survive raising standard cows! OH MY GOD!!
Luckily, every single thing Comrade Clayton said is 100% incorrect:


So if you ignore for a moment the 250,000 family ranches and the 12.5 million head of cattle that somehow have appeared and thrived in Texas, then it is SUPER HARD for anyone to make a buck raising cattle, clearly.
What he REALLY means to say is that “the family ranchrun by a lazy, incompetent retardscan’t survive.“
Hilarious.
Netflix should make a show out of this moron. Like that Paris Hilton farm show that was on years ago and highlighted two low-IQ clowns trying to make it on a farm while flailing around for our amusement. This would be WAY better.