Clayton Tucker Now A Fake Lobbyist As Well!

Comrade Clayton sure does wear a lot of fake hats! First it was cowboy, then farmer and now rancher. But he added another fake feather to his cap: fake lobbyist!

This is from his annual postcard bragging about all the stuff he didn’t really do, like “protect folks from bad international trade deals,” as if he was some international envoy and the Biden administration was consulting him and using his vast knowledge of international business – which is possibly the most preposterous bullshit ever to come out of his mouth, considering he’s actually a 34-year-old under-employed loser who lives with his mom in Lampasas.

But even more alarming is his declaration that he “lobbied to pass new laws” to help family farmers and ranchers. Why is this alarming? Because if he ACTUALLY DID lobby anyone at the state or federal level (he doesn’t say which), then he is in big trouble. That’s because lobbyists are REQUIRED to register themselves as a lobbyist!

Unfortunately, there is no record anywhere I could find of Clayton Tucker being registered as a lobbyist!

Ruh roh! According to Google:

The punishment for lobbying politicians without registering as a lobbyist can include significant civil fines, potentially reaching up to $200,000, depending on the jurisdiction and severity of the violation, and in extreme cases, could even involve criminal penalties like imprisonment….

So which is it, Comrade?? Do you admit you lied AGAIN about being something you are not (cowboy, farmer, water researcher, energy expert, ranch founder, lobbyist)? Or do you stick to your guns and get in big trouble for lobbying politicians without registering?

Tough call.

Just kidding, we all know you didn’t lobby shit. Just another of the many, many lies that the communist spews as easily as drawing a breath.

“Retired” City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid Actually Still On City Payroll. Gets $50,000 Per Year To ‘Work’ From Home. Oh, And Health Benefits Too!

So he retired last October, but not really. I wonder if he began drawing his pension even though he is still working for the City as a “project specialist/analyst” to the tune of $50,000 per year. Some people might call that “double dipping” but I have no way of knowing if that’s what’s happening.

No wonder the City was in no hurry to hire a new Assistant City Manager after that scumbag Ryan Ward abruptly quit and ran away to New Mexico for more money. They don’t need a $125,000 per year ACM anymore because now they have Finley for $50,000 per year! Which shows you EXACTLY what the ACM position should have been paid in the first place. Something I howled about when Ward was hired.

Here is the ACTUAL contract – no doubt drawn up by the City’s hack attorney J.C. Brown for a bargain price of several thousand dollars!

Finley deGraffenried contractDownload

On the one hand, I guess we should be happy that the City got rid of the $125,000 per year ACM position and instead pay Finley $50,000 to do essentially the same job and probably to do it better, because Ward was a fucking moron, in my book. Viewed that way, the City is saving about $75,000 per year. Yipee.

On the OTHER hand, this whole thing feels very sketchy and was never publicly announced anywhere that I saw. I never read about it in any newspaper and they seemed to go out of their way to NOT mention Finley’s name in all the City council material – instead referring to the “project specialist” when needed.

Also sketchy is the fact that Finley will be compensated for his mountain of accrued vacation time (240 hours) he amassed but didn’t use before he retired – and he will be compensated at his OLD City Manager’s salary (over $155,000 per year). That also feels VERY sketchy. By my math, that’s about another $10,000 in Finley’s pocket. I guess I’ll have to do an ORR for every check written to Finley going back to October of last year up to present day to see what the ACTUAL compensation is.

Sections 9 and 10 of the contract (you can download at the link above) deal with accrued vacation and sick leave time. You can peruse it yourself.

Anyways, the cat is out of the bag boys, so you can go ahead and use “Finley” this and “Finley” that in all of your City council material.

Two Midgets Get Together And Lie About NOAA and NWS.

This might be one of his more preposterous lies ever told. The idea that ANY government agency/program/initiative produces a 73x return on your money is laughable on its face. Government brings us Amtrak and the post office – NOT programs that pay off at 73-1. Most government programs are the other way around – spending $50 for $25 worth of benefits to the public.

As usual, there is no link to the “study” cited here.

So I went and found the study myself. Also as usual, reality is very different than these two midgets present it here.

The study is HERE – see pages ES-13 onward (section 1.7).

Here is how the description of their methodology starts:

To elicit the respondent’s value for current forecast information we implemented a contingent valuation method (CVM) question. We note here that the implementation of this question does not meet many of the standard guidelines for CVM studies. Given the limitations of this implementation we can most likely interpret responses as indications of the strength of preferences for current forecasts rather than a reasonably valid and reliable benefit estimate….

In layman’s terms: we just made up our own valuation method. In other words, we made all this shit up.

Essentially what they did is ask a bunch of people on the street how much they would pay every year to have accurate weather forecasts. That’s it.

That whole line of reasoning is moot. You know why? Because there are ALREADY a LOT of private weather forecasters who make a TON of money providing hyper-accurate and extremely localized weather forecasts. They are light years ahead of the federal government already. That’s because there is a HUGE profit motive to be the best and the most accurate.

Think of U.S. Post Office versus FedEx and you start to get the idea.

You know why that data is so valuable? Because if you are, for example, an orange juice futures trader or soybean trader and you have accurate weather data that is even 24 hours further out than everyone else, you can make a TON of money trading on that information. If you know there will be a hard freeze in Florida a few days before everyone else, you can load up on teeny calls and get rich.

You know who else would pay BIGLY to have accurate weather forecasts? The insurance industry. Those are just TWO quick examples of deep-pocket customers who are ALREADY going outside the government forecasts and using private weather companies.

Furthermore, the NWS is just a fraction of NOAA spending:

So even if you accept the premise of these two parasitic midgets that NWS is SUPER valuable and can’t be touched (I do not), that doesn’t mean we can’t take a chainsaw to the other $5.4 BILLION dollars NOAA is wasting on NGO scams and green energy grifts.

Here is yet ANOTHER little taste of what DOGE is finding in EVERY SINGLE DEPARTMENT they look at:

Stacy Abrams is a Grade-A moron who cannot even balance her own checkbook, as I’ve pointed out before:

Debt-Ridden, Obese Failure Stacey Abrams Panned By Democrats For ‘Incredibly Bad’ Financial Planning.

But these scumbag NGOs just dumped TWO BILLION into this clown’s account. Yeah, tell me that there is no fat to cut, Robert Reich.

Speaking of fat, Potato Head Fitzharris on the wrong side of everything AGAIN:

Well, I guess “smart” is relative. When you are Potato Head Fitzharris with an IQ of about 72, then Stacey Abrams with her 75 IQ looks “smart” to you.

Learn To Pick Fruit, Bitch.

Dear unessential federal workers,

Crying on TikTok about having to commute to work like everyone else or getting fired will garner no sympathy.

Over 77 million Americans voted to see you clean out your workstations.

Your suffering is humorous.

Signed,
The American Taxpayer.

Don’t forget all these assholes were sitting at home fat and happy collecting a check during Covid while the rest of us watched our lives and jobs get destroyed. Hope this chick gets hit by a bus.

Company Involved In Toronto Plane Crash Was Obsessed With DEI

Oh lookie there – ANOTHER DEI fuckup. Don’t tell Kraut-for-brains about this one!

The Delta Airlines flight that flipped over and crashed at Pearson Airport was operated by Endeavor Air, a company that has relentlessly pushed DEI initiatives and bragged about having “unmanned” all-female flights that contained no male staff.

Passengers were left dangling upside down when the plane flipped over while landing, with fuel running down the windows as flames began to consume the jet before being extinguished.

It’s a minor miracle that no one died, with 19 of the 21 passengers taken to hospital now discharged.

Respondents to the shocking incident noted how Endeavor Air, the Delta subsidiary that operated the flight, was obsessed with DEI initiatives, and produced a feminist girlboss video promoting its all-female flights with a rap song featuring the lyrics “bad girls do it well.”

Other videos linked to the company show other female Endeavor Air flight crew and stewardesses performing choreographed dance routines celebrating the total absence of men.

Buckle up, indeed.

Another tweet asserted, “Who run the world? Girls,” before featuring a quote by Capt. Pamela Nucifore, Mgr, Flight Standards which made clear that passengers are informed about the fact that no men are on the flight crew before take off

Many have blamed pilot error as the cause of the crash.

“A key detail from the Delta crash was that video footage did not show the usual “flare” maneuver typically performed by pilots before landing,” reports the Express Tribune.

“This maneuver involves pulling the nose of the plane up just before touchdown to expose the wings to more air resistance, which slows the aircraft down and helps with a smoother landing. The lack of this flare led some aviation experts to speculate about potential issues with the pilot’s actions during the landing attempt.”

The Endeavor Air website was also full of DEI virtue-signaling.

With this much DEI, it’s a shock that someone didn’t actually DIE.

Cold As Carol Garner Doughty’s Tit

Nothing better than getting up early to take the kid to school on a day like today…then find your fucking gate frozen closed.

Hey wait, isn’t it about that time when the local greentard dipshit tells us that the extreme COLD is because of global warming??

Ah yes…the old “less ice” nonsense:

Arctic Sea Ice Continues its Remarkable Recovery: Ice expands to 21-year high

Bismarck, ND sets new low record of -39°F, 2 degrees colder than the previous record set in 1910 — and the coldest weather has yet to hit: “The biggest batch of record-setting cold temperatures are likely to hit early Thursday and Friday. But North Dakota already felt more like the North Pole on Tuesday as Bismarck hit minus 39, breaking the record of minus 37 (minus 38.3 C) set in 1910 for the same date.”

Then again, Comrade Clayton isn’t the brightest bulb. Not long ago he posted an article from over 100 years ago to “prove” global warming:

Of course, the article he posted completely contradicts all of Comrade Clayton’s OTHER green grift propaganda. It says right in his “proof” that this would “RAISE ITS TEMPERATURE” – NOT “cause frigid temps” you fucking moron.

It also says it MAY happen in a FEW CENTURIES. So, like MAYBE in 300 years. LOL. Dumb ass Clayton Tucker started raising goats last year because he’s so scared of global warming. Global warming that won’t even happen for about 150 years after Comrade Clayton is dead and buried, if at all.

“Devistate” LOL. He should get a refund for his college “degree”

Every penny spent on Clayton Tucker’s “education” from kindergarten all the way through his $80,000 joke of a college degree was totally wasted as he is completely unable to read and comprehend data. Kind of sad. He is a fully brainwashed member of a cult and will NEVER see reality. He could be sitting though another ice age and he’d STILL tell us it’s “global warming.”

Meanwhile, his heroes like Al Gore and Mike Bloomberg fly around on private jets and own 5 mansions. What a total sucker and a chump.

“Now we are diversifying into goats, because the climate is changing and we felt that’s a little better for arid climate.” [2:59:30 mark] — local dumb shit and fake rancher Clayton Tucker.

Socialist Buffoon Still Has Hots For Failed Former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttplug And His Stupid Ideas.

For most normal people, the name “Pete Buttigieg” will quickly be forgotten as anything other than a chest-feeding, paternity-leave-taking DEI hire who fucked up nonstop for four years and then faded into obscurity.

But for local socialist and fake farmer Clayton Tucker, Mayor Pete is a genius and a source of brilliant ideas who should be listened to forever!

Oh, I get it! Let the same corrupt assholes who allowed hundreds of billions of tax dollars to disappear down a rat hole on their watch stay there even longer and “look for waste and fraud.” Fantastic! Let the exact same incompetent foxes guard the henhouse another four years!

Mayor Pete and Comrade Clayton are SO smart!!

Happy Joe Stack Day

Who is Joe Stack?

So glad you asked. He was an American hero who flew his plane into an IRS building 15 years ago in North Austin.

I remember driving by that building and marveling at the destruction. Unfortunately, he only took out a single employee. But his heart was in the right place.

I invented this holiday 15 years ago in remembrance. It is to remind us that the IRS is a pure, unnecessary evil and anyone who works for them is a piece of shit and deserves pancreatic cancer. That also goes for anyone who cheers on the IRS too.

Fat fuck hasn’t filed taxes in over 23 years

Kraut-For-Brains Beclowns Herself Again. More Proof Old German Crones Should Not Be Allowed To Vote.

Few people have spewed more TDS nonsense since January 20th than our old Dummy Kraut Christine Seefeldt. I guess she has a lot of time on her hands with mortgage rates at 7%. As usual, she has absolutely no idea what she’s talking about.

This moron ACTUALLY THINKS that the “D” in DEI stands for disability. She is also clearly mistaking it for the ADA – a turd of a law that REPUBLICAN president Bush is responsible for signing. The ADA has cost small businesses hundreds of billion of dollars. But dummy krauts who have never run their own business and can barely write at a fourth-grade level don’t care about that.

Dear dummy kraut: the D stands for DIVERSITY. As in, “hey, we have way too many extremely competent white male air-traffic controllers! Let’s lower the standards so we get more black chicks in here!!“

Great idea. I can only hope that dummy kraut Christine Seefeldt gets on one of those planes on a trip to Germany and ends up at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean. Dumb twat.

Let’s see how DEI is working out for that shitbag Obama and his Presidential Library:

In the sweetest piece of irony ever, Barack’s Chicago Shrine is turning out to be a near-perfect metaphor for the entire Democratic party.

A black-owned concrete subcontractor is suing the structural engineering firm behind the project for $40 million claiming that they were discriminated against.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Socialist Sphincter Celebrates His Thirty-Fourth Year In Mom’s Womb.

It’s that time of year again! Local socialist Clayton Tucker edges ever-closer to middle-age yet still resides in his mother’s attic – tightly grasping her apron strings and afraid to face the real world.

Wow! Disconnected from social media for “most” of an entire day! Incredible!

[He must be getting pretty impatient waiting for Mamaw to pass away so he can move into that free “ranch house” out there. Reminds me of Prince Charles waiting about 30 years for the queen to die. Also, if I’m 94 years old, I’m going to eat REAL ice cream and whatever the hell else I want, and if my doughy, pasty retard grandson tries to push any fake ice cream on me, I’d knock him into next week.]

Seems like just yesterday I was mocking him for being 32 years old and living with mom….

Socialist Bum Celebrates 32nd Birthday Still Living With Mom

My how time flies! He better hope he finds his own place to live before he runs for Ag Commissioner or he’s going to look pretty sorry to a LOT more people.