Well, Well, Well….

I’m shocked, I tells ya.

This is right up there with OJ Simpson’s “If I Did It” confessional.

Yeah, we all knew as early as 2020, you fucks. The only people who DIDN’T know were brain-dead, shitlib retards like Stephanie “It’s a Stutter” Fitzharris and Carol “Slow Reaction Time” Doughty – along with a few million other cat ladies and fat losers like Bruce Haywood.

Anyone who publicly yammered about how Biden was “sharp as a tack” and “just has a stutter” should be banned from voting ever again. I think that’s pretty fair. Because it shows you are completely retarded and cannot process reality, and should therefore have ZERO say in who gets elected to rule over us. I would hazard a guess that 80% of people who fell for “Biden is fine” are middle-aged shitlib women like this.

Here is Potato Head Fitzharris swooning over a dementia patient after the Deep State stole the 2020 election:

I suggest Potato Head go buy the new book on May 20th and try to understand just a little bit what a true moron you are for falling for this.

Socialist Worm JT Beebe Makes Up Total Bullshit Anecdote. Spews Racist Stereotypes. Shows What A Twatwaffle He Really Is.

I’ve always admired actors who can make the audience HATE them with every fiber of their being, like that kid who played Prince Joffrey on Game of Thrones.

And then there are guys out there like this manbun clownhorn who don’t even have to try. It’s just who they are.

“We got shit to do, man! Like wear a cloth mask and put gay Ukraine flags in our bios! Hard core!!”

JT Beebe is the “IT Specialist” manbun dummy who blamed his own shortcomings in setting up an Internet hotspot on “decades of Republican rule” a few weeks ago:

He sits on the board of Comrade Clayton’s socialist caucus, with a few other dinks and leptons.

Anyways, he wants us all to know that (1) he’s a spewer of racial stereotypes and (2) just fine with rampant lawbreaking. He thinks it makes him a “non-shit human” to let criminals run around Texas having their way breaking laws and destroying shit. Of course, I don’t believe a word of this entire story. It smells like a typical liberal fairy tale made up while rubberbanding his hair up into a manbun one morning while fantasizing about being a Superior Person:

So much to unpack here….

#1 – if someone love-tapped me in my 11-year-old beater of a truck, I would adhere to the man code: I’d get out, rub my chin while faking deep thought and assessment of the damage, and say “doesn’t look bad, fuck it man I’ve already got about 150 dents in this thing” and be done with it. Probably because I was leaving the bar with a few drinks in me and didn’t want any trouble anyways. I sure wouldn’t go home and write a huge story about it for social media like a fag.

#2 – anyone who refers to their vehicle as “The Betty” is an automatic douchebag.

#3 – this asshole just ASSUMES the “Hispanic man” had no insurance! Talk about a racist stereotype. “I’m SURE he had no insurance!” because he’s Hispanic!

#4 – “he thanked me greatly” after showing so much “fear” on is face – this is the savior complex ALL shitlibs have towards minorities. White shitlib women and manbun dorks all think minorities are rescue dogs and need their help to get through life. It’s how they stroke their own frail egos. THAT and writing totally made-up bullshit stories on social media like this one.

#5 – all this story tells me is that Man Bun Beebe is fine with people breaking our laws by jumping the border and also breaking laws by driving without insurance. I hope the NEXT time he encounters an illegal, it’s more than a love tap on his vehicle. Like maybe his wife gets carjacked and raped. See how he likes that. He’d probably sit there and watch it and then thank the guy afterwards, because that’s what White Dudes For Harris do.

That would be the twat wife who is a Covidiot vaxtard and wanted people forced into taking a poison shot a few years ago:

You’re a “stupid fucking fuck” if you didn’t want the federal government forcing untested mrna shitpoison into your arm. Because that’s what “rebels” and “the resistance” does: they bend over and lick the boots of the feds like total pussies.

I hope she’s enjoying her turbo cancer and myocarditis.

Hopefully the next time these two dipshidiots run into an illegal, it will go differently, and they won’t be around anymore to write stories on their social media accounts….

Far-Left Radical California Scumbag Congressman Eric Swalwell About To Be Destroyed.

One of the biggest pricks on the planet is about to get humiliated and destroyed.

You’ll recall Swalwell (who is married) slept with a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, yet nothing ever came of that.

Then there was the time he said he’d drop a nuclear bomb on gun owners.

Well, he’s about to get utterly decimated. I told you: under Trump, EVERY DAY is Christmas!!!

From Nick Sortor:

EXCLUSIVE: Eric Swalwell PANICS when I ask about his Chinese spy girlfriend Fang Fang, and whether that’s a bigger “national security threat” than Elon Musk.

I sat next to a drunk Swalwell at dinner for 90 minutes. He was IMMEDIATELY compromised by a group of lobbyists he’d JUST MET, spilling intimate details about his job and asking for HELP CHEATING ON HIS WIFE. MASSIVE national security threat.

This guy should have his clearances revoked. Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about “ORGIES” on Capitol Hill, telling them he’s bored of his wife and “only wants to fuck tens.”

Worse, he spoke about ABUSING his power on the House Intel Committee (which he’s since been booted off of), saying he pushed to SUBPOENA Ivanka Trump because she’s “hot as fuck.”

THIS GUY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE. He CANNOT keep his freaking mouth shut.

After I began questioning him, Swalwell jumped back into the group of lobbyists to hide from me, but I pressed on. Dude looked absolutely TERRIFIED and 100% guilty. He knows he’s been caught. More to come later. I have about an hour and a half of audio to go through

Bongino Ready To Go On The Warpath. I Approve Of This Message.

There are two foundational pillars that hold American communism up:

1. Forcing taxpayers to fund their activism.

2. Educating your children.

Both of those pillars are under attack right now.

The despair you’re seeing from the communists is because their religion is coming apart. Imagine watching barbarians dismantle your church. That’s how communists feel watching the taxpayer gravy train come to an end.

Keep going. More. Faster.

Of All The Awesome Stuff That Has Happened Since Jan 20th, Watching Joy Reid Cry Over Getting Fired Might Be The Best.

Every single day is Christmas under Trump. Yesterday and today were no exception.

Yesterday we found out Dan Bongino will be Deputy Director of the FBI. This made libs heads explode and may very well lead to some criminal charges against Hillary Clinton, among others.

Today we got to see Joy Reid bawl like a baby after being canned. The best part is she really had NO idea this was coming! Talk about living in a fantasy land! LOL.

“My show had value! Whaaaah!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jen Rubin – out.

Chuck Todd – out.

Alex Wagner – out.

Joy Reid – out.

Lester Holt – out.

Jim Acosta – out.

It’s Trump’s world, and these poor bitches are living in it.

The pendulum has swung back to the direction of sanity, common sense, justice and awesomeness. Left wing retards and nerds are just getting run over and destroyed left and right.

Many of them STILL don’t understand that the world has changed. They are standing there picking up seashells while a 50-foot tsunami of righteous rage is about to pound them into the sand under 800 tons of salt water and bury them forever:

Inbred, Anti-American Scumbag With 69 IQ Calls Americans Idiots.

Ilhan “Jar Jar” Omar sits across from foreign-born muzzie scumbag Medhi Hassan and shits all over America, yet again:

I would love nothing more than to see this America-hating moron deported. Don’t tell me she was “elected” by Americans. She wasn’t. She was elected by 80,000 Somali dirtbags that Obama dumped into Minnesota 15 years ago. Fuck her, fuck them and fuck Obama.

You have to have SOME NERVE to escape a shit hole like Somalia, weasel your way over to America and somehow get elected (which should be illegal in the first place) and then take shits all over your new country AND call Americans stupid. If she hadn’t lucked into entering America, she’d be squatting in a mud hut and shitting in a dirt hole while being raped by her cousins every night. That is a fact.

Reminder: the AVERAGE IQ in Somalia is 69, which places them at number 110 in the world. FYI, an IQ of 85 is one full standard deviation below average. An IQ of 70, is TWO standard deviations below average….

So even if she is just an AVERAGE Somali, she is still a bigger moron than 98% of America. I can guarantee you that this brother-fucking clown is far below average when it comes to smarts. Deport her NOW.

Local America-hating socialist maggot Clayton Tucker can’t get enough of her, of course. Go figure.

Far Left Greentards Wrong About Grid Once Again – Rhonda Witcher Edition.

Lefty clown horn Rhonda Witcher never misses a chance to throw some ridiculous left-wing “misinformation” into his bird-cage-liner of a newspaper:

As usual, none of the doom and gloom bullshit from the likes of Witcher and Comrade Clayton ever came to pass. In fact, I have not lost power since that freak 2021 storm. But that doesn’t stop douchebags like Rhonda Witcher from referring to the “awful” power grid in Texas.

The only thing “awful” about the Texas grid is that for some reason, the Powers That Be allowed a bunch of greentards to built thousands of unreliable pinwheels and solar farms instead of more nukes and nat gas turbines. If lefty morons like Witcher and Tucker never lived here in the first place and demanded gay windmills, we could have avoided wasting $100 billion on those things and instead have 15 kick-ass nuclear plants that run 24 hours a day.

But DESPITE the lefty morons, we still have a kick-ass grid and saner heads are prevailing:

$38.9 Billion In Proposed Texas Gas Plants Overwhelm Expectations

Fuck yeah.

I predict by the time I’m a really old fart in my 80s, Texas will STILL have the greatest grid in the nation and we will have many more kick-ass nuclear plants…and there will be rusting, obsolete, non-functioning windmills all over the landscape – a final testament to how gay and retarded the greenies were back in the 1990s and 2000s. We will use it as a lesson to school kids about how NOT to fuck up a power grid.

Speaking of fucked up power grids:

Maryland Democrats’ ‘Extremist’ Green Agenda Sparks Power Bill Crisis Crippling Households

Apocalyptic environmentalism by Maryland’s far-left Democratic leadership in Annapolis has plunged the state into a severe energy crisis, with power bills doubling in some cases and 20% of households in Central Maryland now behind on payments.

The worsening power crisis was detailed at length in a note last year titled Maryland “Can’t Import Itself Out Of Energy Crisis” Amid Urgent Need To Boost In-State Power Generation …

The takeaway is that Maryland’s far-left leadership is more focused on apocalyptic environmentalism—inherently de-growth and pro-inflation in nature—while also prioritizing illegal aliens over their citizens. This represents a major violation of their oath of office, which requires them to uphold the general welfare of citizens.

Marylanders are quickly learning that local elections matter. Electing far-left activists into positions of power who have no business being in managerial roles has severe consequences, and the most immediate one is the pocketbook. 

This comes from the local media outlet WMAR:

1.3 million BGE electric customers in Central Maryland, just over half of them also paying for natural gas, and more than 264,000 of them are behind on their bills

Clearly, Maryland is run by Haywoods, Witchers and Tuckers – who have fucked everything up beyond belief.

Here at my compound, I pay less than 10 cents per kwh. Maryland morons? They are paying over 18 cents per kwh – or 80% HIGHER. Good job, greentards! I enjoy watching you all suffer and go broke.

Viva Texas! Viva nuclear energy! Viva free markets and smart men choosing natural gas!!

“Queer Rural Guy” Stands On The Titanic With A Sounder Of Cheese Hogs.

This humiliation bus has no brakes….

“Oligarch! Oligarch! Oligarch! Squawk! Polly want a cracker! Constitutional crisis! Pandemic of the unvaccinated! Squawk! Insurrection!”

I don’t think I’ve ever felt such overpowering second-hand embarrassment for anyone. When I was a single guy in my 20s and 30s, I was out every weekend chasing girls, playing on the dart and bowling teams, drinking til 2am and staggering to the burrito joint down the street, or golfing and playing poker with the boys. There may have also been some drugs involved a few times.

This nerd still lives with mom at 34 and can’t make a buck on the fake ranch he was handed by his grandpa. But instead of trying to improve his situation, he wastes his time blabbering to 12 cheesehogs about how great socialism is when the entire country is finally rejecting all that crap. Talk about not being able to read the room!!

Keep in mind the following as you look at this sad photo:

It’s a Saturday night.

Comrade Clayton drove HOURS and HOURS to go stand in a room with about a dozen fat losers and yammer about “power to the people” with a group of fellow dorks who will NEVER do a single thing to “return power to working Texans” because they all look either unemployed or they are Starbucks baristas at age 42.

The democrats just got their asses kicked harder than I ever remember in 55 years of life at both the federal and state level.

Trump is spending 16 hours a day destroying their dark money grifts and scams. A good 75% of America is now enraged at the shitlibs and their corruption while clowns like Comrade Clayton try to make us sympathize with fired grifters and scumbags. By the time the next elections come around, the shitlibs will have $0 in the bank and a few might even be in jail.

Trump is sending loons like Carol Garner Doughty to their therapists multiple times per week. He completely and permanently shattered their pea brains. They can barely function. They can’t even get out a coherent thought. They just scream “Nazi!” like insane retards.

Trump is only about 30 days into his presidency and he has crushed the shitlibs so badly they don’t even know where to start fighting back – they are sending out morons like Jasmine Crockett and AOC to try and mount a cogent defense, which is making them look even WORSE.

Ted Cruz just got re-elected in a landslide for six more years. The entire state went red in a BIG way.

And after ALL that,Comrade Clayton is stupid enough to stand there and think that they are ACTUALLY going to make any progress at all against the massive tsunami of voter rage and disgust with woke/progressive bullshit. Comrade Clayton is standing on the Titanic and he’s ass-deep in icy Atlantic Ocean water and he actually thinks everything is just fine!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone live in such a fantasyland in my entire life. He goes into a room of 12 fat nerds and blabbers cliches into a microphone and he actually thinks he’s a player and a big fish in the pond. He actually thinks his endorsements carry weight!!!

Dude….you are an absolute mosquito. You are like Michael Anthony Hall in Sixteen Candles: king of the dipshits. When you run for Ag Commissioner or whatever ridiculous plan you have up your sleeve, you are going to be shocked at how it turns out. I cannot wait.

“Make sure you get a fake picture of me looking important!”

Reminds me of a very sad Friday night he had not too long ago…

You “Maid” As Well Accept The Fact You Are A Total Moron.

Superdunce kraut-for-brains was up LATE last night rage posting again! Poor woman. She really should just get on a plane and head back to Germany, permanently.

#1 – I have gotten those scam emails since I moved to Texas in 2008. LONG before Trump was elected.

#2 – the state of Texas has their own Consumer Protection Division, and it took me 3 seconds to find it, you kraut-for-brains clown:

Anyone who would use this moron as a real estate agent deserves to lose all of their money.

Let’s check in on the kind of stuff Trump is uncovering and firing people for. The kind of stuff kraut-for-brains Tian Seefeldt is just fine with: