After a super hard day of endorsing white guys for state chair and re-tweeting Bernie Sanders, local socialist Clayton Tucker relaxes in a hot bath at mom’s house…..
Well-Earned Hot Bath
Texas Commie Caucus Rejects Black Chick For State Chair. Endorses White Male Kendall Scudder – EXACTLY As I Predicted Just Five Weeks Ago.
As predicted, Jim Hightower’s catamite (aka Clayton Tucker) endorsed the white male running for Texas Dem party chair.
As I wrote barely a month ago:
But you don’t just come here for Clayton bashing. You also come here to see the future. So here it is: after all their bloviating about ranked choice this and democracy that, after all the forums and questionaries and “will he or won’t he“…Clayton Tucker will endorse Kendall Scudder.
It will be difficult for Clayton to endorse Kendall Scudder because he is a WHITE MALE but he ultimately will. You know why? Because Jim Hightower endorses Kendall Scudder and Clayton Tucker is Jim Hightower’s catamite. He does as Jim says. It’s really that simple. Of course, Comrade Clayton will make a big show of pondering this Big Issue and consult with his fellow socialists on the TPC,but in the end it will be Kendall Scudder – bookmark this page.
No, no, no – hold your awe and applause. This was not a difficult prediction. It’s about as difficult as predicting my dog will take a shit when I see him doing his “fast-walk-shit-dancing-in-circles” out in the yard. You can clearly see that defecation is imminent. Same here.
Just to be clear: these Texas shitlibs are demanding that black women be promoted without merit in order to “diversify” professions like surgeon, airplane pilot and air traffic controller but they do NOT want a black woman for the super duper important task of running their state party.
Poor Della Parker-Mims – tossed aside like garbage by Comrade Clayton. Hell, she even wore a fake cowboy hat like him!! But Jim Hightower calls the shots and Comrade Clayton is a dancing monkey…so it was ALWAYS Scudder.
It does make me laugh, though. For two reasons:
#1 – Scudder is almost exactly ONE YEAR older (35) than Comrade Clayton himself. Yet Scudder has a real job and is about to run the entire state of Texas for the democraps. Poor Clayton, on the other hand, can’t hold down a real job or find his own place to live. He has to wake up with mom every day and wait for meemaw to die so he can inherit a house. And he “runs” the local Lampasas communists, who look like this:
That’s gotta eat him up inside at some level.
#2 – Scudder is a “principal” at “Armadilla Strategies,” which is a POLITICAL CONSULTANCY group! LOL. The DAY AFTER the election last November, Comrade Clayton himself was on social media whining and caterwauling about the greedy “corpodems” and the political consultant class stealing all the money while the Democrat party got left with a shit sandwich in their hands as they got utterly destroyed at every level.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Comrade Clayton is endorsing a white guy whose JOB is the very thing he hates most. That is delicious irony. Being Jim Hightower’s bitch definitely ain’t easy, eh Comrade??
Just DAYS after making a very fake and gay “political ad” promoting Colin All Red, Comrade Clayton bitched about what a shitty campaign Colin ran and how the CONSULTANTS stole all the money. He also insisted the party needed to move MORE to the left!!
Kendall Scudder is hardly “far left” as far as I can see. I mean, compared to ME, he is a rabid left-wing kook. But compared to the fools who run the Texas Socialist Caucus, he is basically Mitt Romney. I’m sure Scudder understands the way to win is to NOT kowtow to communist lunatics and tranny-loving freaks like Clayton Tucker because most of Texas wants nothing to do with that shit.
Poor Comrade Clayton. Forced to endorse a (1) white male who (2) skims money from dummy democrats to ‘consult’ and (3) is not the raging communist that the Texas Progressive Caucus would prefer. All because Jim Hightower endorses Scudder too!
Hilarious. Now go and get your shine box, bitch!!!
Wong In The Local Newspaper As Conquering Hero. Mercer On Facebook For Bankruptcy. The World Is Right Again.
I remember a whole bunch of “all will be revealed! You’ll see!” about eight months ago when we were supposed to believe Wong’s arrest was imminent….
Well, it’s all been revealed, all right. But probably not the way they meant. Wong is in the newspaper again for his new spot while Mercer was all over Facebook for his funeral home bankruptcy. Oops…
Where is Ginnifer Cook-Gass when you need her, eh? Probably looking for some rope and a wobbly stool. Hey, whatever happened to her leaving the farmers market?? She really showed them!! I bet they are STILL reeling from her departure.
The face you make when the bankruptcy cock goes in with no lube.
Chick Writes Great Piece Trashing Socialism. Should Be Required Reading For Commie Retards.
This is a well written and thought out article written by a 26 yr old college student by the name of Alyssa Ahlgren, who’s in grad school for her MBA. What a GREAT perspecitve. Every member of the Texas Progressive Socialist Caucus should be forced to read this before bed every single night.
My Generation Is Blind to the Prosperity Around Us!
I’m sitting in a small coffee shop near Nokomis (Florida) trying to think of what to write about. I scroll through my newsfeed on my phone looking at the latest headlines of presidential candidates calling for policies to “fix” the so-called injustices of capitalism. I put my phone down and continue to look around.
I see people talking freely, working on their MacBooks, ordering food they get in an instant, seeing cars go by outside, and it dawned on me. We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we’ve become completely blind to it.
Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose. These things are so ingrained in our American way of life we don’t give them a second thought.
We are so well off here in the United States that our poverty line begins 31 times above the global average. Thirty-one times!!!
Virtually no one in the United States is considered poor by global standards. Yet, in a time where we can order a product off Amazon with one click and have it at our doorstep the next day, we are unappreciative, unsatisfied, and ungrateful.
Our unappreciation is evident as the popularity of socialist policies among my generation continues to grow. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently said to Newsweek talking about the millennial generation, “An entire generation, which is now becoming one of the largest electorates in America, came of age and never saw American prosperity.”
Never saw American prosperity! Let that sink in.
When I first read that statement, I thought to myself, that was quite literally the most entitled and factually illiterate thing I’ve ever heard in my 26 years on this earth. Many young people agree with her, which is entirely misguided.
[Many OLDER people, like Clayton Tucker, agree with her also]
My generation is being indoctrinated by a mainstream narrative to actually believe we have never seen prosperity. I know this first hand, I went to college, let’s just say I didn’t have the popular opinion, but I digress.
Why then, with all of the overwhelming evidence around us, evidence that I can even see sitting at a coffee shop, do we not view this as prosperity? We have people who are dying to get into our country.
People around the world destitute and truly impoverished. Yet, we have a young generation convinced they’ve never seen prosperity, and as a result, we elect some politicians who are dead set on taking steps towards abolishing capitalism.
Why? The answer is this: my generation has ONLY seen prosperity. We have no contrast. We didn’t live in the great depression, or live through two world wars, the Korean War, The Vietnam War or we didn’t see the rise and fall of socialism and communism.
We don’t know what it’s like to live without the internet, without cars, without smartphones. We don’t have a lack of prosperity problem. We have an entitlement problem, an ungratefulness problem, and it’s spreading like a plague.
Amen sister! Entitled and spoiled little fucks. THAT is the typical commie. Absolutely disgusting. They should all be sent to Cuba for two months to live with the riff raff and see how they like it then.
Holy Shnikees. Cousins Lobster Truck Coming To LAMPASAS?!?
Well, I NEVER thought I’d see this! I’ve been traveling to Marble Falls HTeaO and the Georgetown HTEaO for this for YEARS. They also catered my wedding in Connecticut a couple years ago.
My sister and her husband have lived in Connecticut for over 30 years and I visit every single year…and my FIRST stop is to get a hot lobster roll. Then I get 7 or 10 more while I’m there. It’s really the only good thing about Connecticut, because that state is high-tax and FILLED with shitlibs wearing masks and blabbering about Kamala Harris. My sister is a dummy for living there but that’s another story.
[Fun inflation fact: these things were $6.99 when I started buying them around 1996. Now they’re $24, so prices have more than tripled in the last 30 years. Thanks Federal Reserve and reckless government spending!! Luckily, the S&P 500 is up about 6x over the same time period.]
You can find the menu HERE. Yeah, it ain’t cheap but MAN is it good. I plan on spending a couple hundo there this Thursday in the hopes they put Lampasas on their regular schedule!
Professional Bums Like This Are The People Dems Are Defending.
There’s always plenty of money for tats, hair, nails and makeup, though!
This is the legacy of LBJ. This all started in the 1960’s with his “Great Society” programs which essentially put the black community “back on plantations” and dependent on government handouts. That was his actual intent.
Comrade Clayton might not like to hear this about his hero, LBJ the Texan, but he said (and this is a fact he can go look up): “I’ll have them niggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years“
Now we FINALLY have a president who is trying to dismantle this bullshit and shitlibs like Clayton Tucker, Christine Seefeldt and Bruce Haywood are screaming bloody murder. God forbid able-bodied citizens actually go out and work for their living.
Here is a fact for you shitlibs who think there is no fraud in the system: in 2014, the state of Maine implemented work requirements for food stamps. In the first three months after Maine’s work policy went into effect,its caseload plummeted by nearly 80 percent, falling from 13,332 recipients in December 2014 to 2,678 in March 2015.
This rapid drop in welfare dependence has a historical precedent: When work requirements were established in the Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC) program under President Bill Clinton in the 1990s, nationwide caseloads dropped by a similar amount, albeit over a few years rather than a few months.
Even though these reforms and cutting of fat and fraud are good for America and good for the citizens, scumbag shitlibs will fight it tooth and nail. Because they aren’t about what’s good for America. They are envious, power hungry twats. End of story. Disgusting.
So Brave!!
I couldn’t help but notice how many “I stand with Ukraine” crones, assorted pussies and fat libslobs there are who are bravely willing to fight to the very last Ukrainian from the comfort of their sofas.
One day mental health professionals and historians will study how a third rate swindling comedian from Eastern Europe known for playing the piano with his penis and jiggling his ass while wearing stilettos was able to create a global cult following of morons eager to be his financially submissive slaves.
If only Democrats had a plan for Ukraine beyond sending check after check after check. For once, I’d like a shitlib to explain exactly how Ukraine can win this war.
The reality in Ukraine (which gets you shouted down for admitting) remains that there is no path to total defeat of Russia. You can send Ukraine another $500 billion and it won’t change that because you can’t buy manpower. A million Ukrainian men have been killed. They are sending kids and the mentally retarded to the front lines to be killed within hours. You lost. Accept it and get to the table ASAP.
It’s just like Comrade Clayton’s “let’s use wind to power the country” problem: you can have 10 million pinwheels but if the wind isn’t blowing you STILL get ZERO power.
Still Winning.
No, you’re more imagining it. Democrats are angrier and more unhinged than ever, and here’s five reasons why:
1. They have no executive or legislative power.
2. Their lawfare is a dead end. Even the most lukewarm fence-sitter on the court, John Roberts, wont tolerate judicial activist nonsense.
3. Low IQ individuals like Jasmine Crockett, David Hogg, and Maxine Waters have snuffed out any strong contenders sitting on their bench.
4. People love DOGE, especially when there’s a financial incentive behind discovering fraud. They’re seeing people power in action. Across this nation “Joe Citizen” with a smart phone and an X account is bringing egregious cases of fraud and abuse to light, and finding that government is finally responsive.
5. Even their most conniving career bureaucrats are being outsmarted by a group of young patriots led by Big Balls, with a mission to rescue their country.
Detective Fitzharris Thinks She Has Uncovered Sinister Human Trafficking Operation That The Real Cops Are Clueless About!
Truly, Potato Head Fitzharris is a treasure to the town of Lampasas. From donating $31 to Christmas fundraisers to solving the intractable water problem to saving us all with cloth masks against a cold virus and now to busting up human trafficking rings!!
[“I suspect this will be the case here” – yeah, because your predictions are always SO spot on. LOL. Remember the “expert knowledge” you dispensed after the Boston Marathon bombing, you idiot? I do.]
Looks like one of those “Missing <45 minutes later> found” things I see all the time on FB where the kid was at his girlfriend’s house trying to get some poonanie or maybe smoking weed in a vacant lot or something.
But that doesn’t fool Detective Potato Head! No sir. She is aware of FOUR missing kids in two years! Does that count this kid who was missing for like 150 minutes? I bet it does. So call it three kids, in reality.
There are 3,677 kids at Lake Travis High School and they have 180 school days per year – or roughly 1.3 MILLION student trips from home to school every day. It’s 2.6 million if you count the trip back home every day.
And you’re saying THREE kids have “gone missing”? Mind you, these aren’t “kids” either, they are young adults with driver’s licenses and raging hormones and shit. They tend to run off and do stupid things all by themselves.
Those are actually pretty good odds. What’s that, like 850,000 to one odds of going missing?? I think the odds of dying in a car crash are WAY lower.
In fact, when I Googled “Lake Travis missing students” the search result admitted “There is not much information about a missing student at Lake Travis High School” and then there was ONE result in the list from way back in 2016. LOL. Sounds like a real epidemic!!
How do you know “two of the four were human trafficked”? Because you say so? Of course, your buddy Joe Biden threw the borders open and let in about 9 million scumbags, so ACTUALLY any “surge in human trafficking” is indirectly your fault, potato head!
Oh, and you also wanted to “defund the police” four or five years ago when you fell for the BLM hoax. So that’s strike TWO for you, dummy. Open the borders and cut the police, lol. Sounds like a real great solution for reducing human trafficking.
You mook.
FURTHERMORE, what kind of “human trafficker” would try to grab high school males, you retard? That’s like the LAST target a smart trafficker would go for because (1) no end-demand for them and (2) can fight back way better than a 10-year-old girl. It’s the same reason muggers target old ladies and girls instead of huge, hulking stallions like myself. They might be scumbags but they aren’t stupid. Targeting a 15-year-old male (or me) could easily get you a broken jaw during the struggle. Not worth it.
Potato Head probably didn’t think of that angle because her oldest son, Julian (the communist and authoritarian forced Covid masker) has the physique of a malnourished Ethiopian female.
Once again, just like during Covid and masking, Potato Head is making a mountain out of a molehill.
Five Years Later….
There was a year or more when assholes like this were considered “the good guys.” These views were praised and repeated, carried in newspapers and shrilled on TV. Those putting them forth did so with pride and purpose. They were sure they were on the team of goodness and light.
Today this is obviously grotesque and only a tiny handful of the most brainwashed morons are still on board. Masks, covid vaxx, dodgy covid treatments, eschewing treatments that actually worked, lockdowns, closures, that which was a definite and strident orthodoxy, it’s all gone.
The world woke up and the folks who wanted to just proclaim “mistakes were made, let’s let bygones be bygones and forget the whole thing” are not getting much in the way of traction.
Lots of people want to forget, but a lot of people want to remember too.
This is not going away.
There is quite a lot still to be revealed and accepted by the normies
People now mostly know the virus came from a lab.
- they do not realize that NIH paid for it.
- they do not know that the mRNA “vaccines” used NIH technology and that NIH staffers were paid direct royalties that they had no requirement to disclose.
- the fact that the drugs that were shipped were not the same ones in the trials is not known by most.
- the fact that “long covid” is mostly vaccine injury is not known by most
- most still think “the vaccine helped” and are in for a nasty rugpull as the facts emerge
This is all coming soon.
The panic is starting.
This yale “study” was damage control.
This was a trial balloon to try to make the issue look small and limited. It’s not. This was a back-fire set to try to save their house.
It was a setup for narratives like this.
This is going to be the fairy tale the politicians and media leaders who pushed the mRNA “vaxx” will need to keep telling themselves.
“It worked. It saved lives.”
It didn’t. It killed people wholesale and made a pandemic worse. It bent curves the wrong way and was associated with persistent upticks in all cause mortality all over the world and all cause death was higher in the vaxxed.
Actual covid deaths rose post vaccine.
They are going to keep telling this lie because they have to. They have to not because they’re being paid or forced (though perhaps they are) but rather because if they admitted the truth, it would end them.
Imagine you shilled for a shitty drug that caused megadeaths. Could you handle that about yourself? You’re Pol Pot. You’re Jim Jones. How you feeling? Not so good, eh?