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Comparison: Not Paying Your Fair Share.

If YOU work hard all year, get up early, bust ass and then on April 15th you complain about paying 25% or 35% to the government so they can hand it to deadbeats, then you are a GREEDY SELFISH ASSHOLE who refuses to pay your FAIR SHARE!!!

But if Comrade Clayton grifts $50,000 from little old ladies by doing absolutely nothing except begging online, and then he hands over a measly 1% ($500) of his old lady money to flood victims in need, then HE is a virtuous person.

Seems to me, the asshole only handing over 1% of his ill-gotten gains to charity is the TRUE selfish prick not “paying his fair share.”

But what do I know?

How It Started – How It’s Going

I remember back in March of 2024, fake rancher Clayton Tucker went in front of a roaring crowd of 15 dinks or so and told them all “now we are diversifying into goats, because the climate is changing and we felt that’s a little better for arid climate.” [2:59:30 mark]

Six weeks later, Lampasas had the wettest May since 1895. His poor goats were decimated by parasites, because he had no idea what he was doing.

As of today, I’ve just watched 12.5 inches of rain fall on my place over the last 4 days. I’m guessing it’ll go down as wettest July since great-great grandpa Tucker was shooting squirrels to stay alive.

In other words, this clown is wrong YET AGAIN. But yeah, he should be in charge of agriculture and stuff for 33 million Texans. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Now wait for Comrade Clayton to blame all this rain on “global warming” in 3…2…1….

Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait…What? Do These Dummies Realize Clayton Is Scamming Them AGAIN?!?

Hold on just a second. So instead of Comrade Clayton just publicly donating a few grand of his grifted donations to the flood charities and then basking in the glory and trying to look like a nice guy with other people’s money to promote his own campaign….

…he is ALSO telling these suckers “also if you give me MORE money I promise to donate it all to some rando Hill Country flood charities that are totally legit” – pinky swear.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Insanity!

#1 – why wouldn’t someone just donate DIRECLTY to the half dozen or so established and trustworthy charities ALREADY taking money for this?? Why add a middle man and trust a known grifter to make sure your entire donation was used wisely? For all you know, this moron will buy some magic beans with it!

#2 – even WORSE, this all goes through ACT BLUE, which besides being under investigation for fraud, is ALSO not tax deductible! LOL. Can you be any dumber??

Here is what happened when I tried to donate $1 through Comrade Clayton’s grifter site.

#3 – ACT BLUE gets a cut of all donations run through their system! How do I know it all runs through ACT BLUE? Because a couple weeks ago, I donated $1 to Comrade Clayton’s campaign solely to find that out AND also to have standing for fraud in any lawsuit if he didn’t fill out all his forms correctly or in a timely manner.

My credit card company shows that my donation was run through ACT BLUE.

I’ll tell you one thing: his treasurer Trish Contreras better know what she’s doing because I’ll go over every single donation associated with this idiocy and if there is ONE T not crossed or I not dotted, I’ll nail them to the fucking wall.

That is a promise.

It wouldn’t shock me one little bit if Comrade Clayton somehow donated all this money to a fake charity set up by one of his grifter stooges like Kristi Lara, had her take the money and donate like 2 blankets and then split the “donated” money between them while taking the tax deduction.

I Made The Monkey Dance Again! Looks Like I Shamed Comrade Clayton Into “Donating Funds” To Help Thy Neighbor.

But he never reads here! LOL.

Of course, Comrade Clayton doesn’t bother to mention HOW MUCH “funds” he is “donating” for the recent floods. It could be $112 for all we know. But it allows him to truthfully say he’s “helping his neighbor,” which he has certainly TALKED a lot about recently but has never actually DONE in the last 14 years that I’ve been around.

All it took was me shaming him a few times [HERE, HERE and HERE] and he realized how stupid he looked talking the talk but not walking the walk. He also knows I’ll never stop bringing it up for the next year. So he is doing the right thing but for the wrong reason. Plus it might be only $112, but it’s better than nothing, right monkey? Plus, it’s not his money anyways. It is from the old ladies he bilked recently.

First I made him change his website due to libeling Sid Miller. Now, I made him donate to a cause he would have never thought to donate to. I wonder what I can make the dancing monkey do next!

Dance, you monkey! Dance!!

Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes!

Fake Salt-Of-The-Earth Rancher Lounges Around Starbucks Sporting iWatch After Bashing Greedy Corporations To His Gullible Old Ladies To Get Donations.

Truly, his idiocy and hypocrisy knows no bounds….

You see, Comrade Clayton the socialist rails against “rich CEOs” and “oligarchs” to his masses on social media when it’s time to bilk old ladies out of their social security checks.

But when he has a chance to patronize a mom and pop coffee store OR a Starbucks, he goes with the giant mega corporation with the wildly overpaid CEO.

Not the first time he’s done this either….

Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.

So, the sequence of events for his grifting is:

#1 – Go on social media and bash “greedy corporations” and “greedy CEOs” and “oligarchs” over and over.

#2 – Lie to little old ladies that you are going to “fight them” somehow (this part is never explained).

#3 – Collect money from gullible and lonely little old ladies for this “fight” you are going to have.

#4 – Rake in $40,000 but then refuse to actually pay your campaign staff (of one person) a decent living wage and benefits.

#5 – Far from “fighting them” you instead hand thousands and thousands of dollars over to Apple and Starbucks (and many others!) because you like the finer things in life but you are too lazy to acquire them by honest work in the private sector.

Rinse and repeat until next year when you are disqualified to run for Ag Commissioner.

What a total fucking scumbag.

The fake trust fund rancher will say
“He’s fighting for you,” all the way
But he don’t give two fucks
Spends money on Starbucks
And watches that make him MORE gay

I finally figured out who this dumb asshole reminds me of with his ridiculous, giant fake cowboy hat costume.

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber….

Yes, that purpose is handing over their social security checks to the grifter Clayton Tucker!

Clayton Tucker Turns The “Fake Rancher” Routine Up To 11.

Watch out! Unqualified and ineligible Ag Commissioner candidate Clayton Tucker is angry, ya’ll! He’s using many curse words and said “ain’t” at LEAST three times in his latest video.

Reminder: Clayton is NOT a “working folk”

Ummm, the Big Beautiful Bill is a FEDERAL bill. It’s in Washington DC. It is voted on by U.S. Reps and Senators. You are running for STATE office. So why are you even blathering about this at all? Shouldn’t you be talking aimlessly about Texas shrimp labeling or something?

Listening to him try so hard to be a good-old-boy is the ultimate cringe. It’s like when Hillary and Kamala put on those ridiculous fake accents for whatever crowd they happen to be pandering to.

He tried pulling this “ain’t ain’t ain’t” stuff a few years ago. It was sad then too.

Pasty-white Clayton (who was was born in Georgetown to upper-middle-class parents, whose dad made a great living on government contracts as an aerospace engineer and who was handed a free $80,000 college education in political science before he became a Marxist “community organizer”) wants you to believe he is just a good-old, shit-kickin’, calf-ropin’, steer-wrestlin’, toilet-seat-in-the-back-yard having cowboy, ya’ll!

Truth is, he only invented the rancher persona a couple years ago.

Truth is, RX Ranch has only been in existence for 18 months.

Truth is, his “ranch” (which is listed as existing at 1810 CR 2001) ACTUALLY is his grandpa’s land. Clayton just goes there to take pictures with any goats that happen to still be alive that day.

The Great Coyote Massacre of 2025

Truth is, he has not done ONE THING he said he was going to do on the “ranch website” – not a petting zoo, not goat yoga and not “animal-assisted therapy sessions” lol.

These “services” have been listed as “coming soon!” for a year now.

“Soon” means “never” in Tuckerspeak. Oh, and both mini goats are dead now.

NOR does he sell a single ounce of beef or farm products. He has ONE animal listed as for sale this coming September (if it lives that long).

He also speaks fondly of his “two mini goats” and how he’ll be using them in a petting zoo. Both died long ago. Oops.

Not much of a “ranch” when you get right down to it. More like a failed hobby. I’d even make a wager that he has made MORE money by grifting on his recent “donations” page in the last 3 weeks than he EVER made as a “rancher.”

How about it, Comrade? Want to take that bet?

Clayton Tucker and RX Ranch Said They Tried To Donate $5,000 To Spring Ho But They Turned Him Down.

Oh wait. That was the LISD school lunch debt that he lied about trying to donate to. Not Spring Ho. My bad.

Another School Official Confirms: Lampasas Democrat Party Never Tried To Make School Lunch Debt Donation.

You know who DID donate $5,000 to Spring Ho? Zac Morris’s law firm.

Ironically enough, it was Zac Morris who clobbered Comrade Clayton back in 2021 for his City council seat and handed Clayton his THIRD electoral ass beating in a row. What are the odds??

Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Clubbed Like Baby Seal (377 to 180)

The guy who runs a REAL business and donates REAL money to a beloved local festival was the one who beat Clayton like a rented mule four years ago. I love it. He even wears a cowboy hat that looks FAR more natural than Clayton’s fake costume hat he started wearing a couple years ago.

Just to recap:

Zac Morris: has a real company that makes real money. Has a wife and kid. Victorious in City council election. Owns his own home. Donates an impressive $5,000 to local festival.

Clayton Tucker: fake rancher on grandpa’s land. Has no wife, kid or girlfriend and never will. Destroyed in three elections in a row PLUS a failure to be appointed to an open council seat in 2016. Lives with mom. Lies about donating money to local school district.

Some guys are real men. Some are little boys who are failures and pieces of shit. That’s the world we live in.

Oh that reminds me! Comrade Clayton (a socialist and known cheapskate who demands everyone pay their workers a “dignified wage” of AT LEAST $15 per hour) is “seeking an organizer” to work on his campaign!

Notice he says he’s “seeking” a worker….not “hiring” a worker. He worked hard to grift that $40,000 off the old ladies. He’s not about to blow any of that dough on actually PAYING an employee! Oh no.

He’ll find some sucker like Kristi Lara or JT Beebe or some dumb college kid to do it for free. Always a hypocrite!!

Why Is It So Hard For Them To Understand This??

The DummyKraut and others on the left just cannot understand this simple principle. It’s really quite easy when you trace the direction of money flows.

Socialized medicine – taking billions from people who earned it and handing it to people who didn’t – many of whom are able-bodied or illegals (over 6 million cases). That is the definition of wealth re-distribution from those who EARNED it to those who DID NOT.

Not sure anyone calls “social security” socialism because ostensibly you pay into this and then get a LOT less back after the government fucks you. That assumes you even live to 65. if you don’t, your family gets $0, which is a complete screw job. However, over the last 100 years, idiot politicians have added on all kinds of extras and DOES pay out piles of money to people who didn’t pay in. This is why it is going broke at a rapid rate.

“Free” education – taking trillions from people who earned it and maybe DIDN’T go to college and handing it to those who DIDN’T earn it for what is oftentimes a completely useless degree. That is the definition of wealth re-distribution. Mad about your shitty degree? Sue the college.

“Free” childcare – taking trillions from people who earned it and maybe don’t even have children and handing it to those who irresponsibly have piles of kids they can’t afford. That is the definition of wealth re-distribution.

Tax cuts: This is letting people KEEP what THEY earned. It is THEIR money earned by sacrificing THEIR time and effort. It’s not YOURS. They are not “costing” the government money. See the difference?? Also, they like to say “a trillion” to make it sound worse, but remember that is over 10 years.

The media twists every tax cut as a handout to the wealthy for the simple reason the wealthy pay almost all taxes. Trump is doing everything he can to aim tax cuts at the poor — tips, overtime, social security payments, and small business (QBI).

Trump’s bill LOWERS the tax bill for low and middle-income Americans.

Here endeth the lesson, you kraut-for-brains.