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My “Dumb College Kid” Guess Wins. Clayton Harpoons Baby Beluga Whale To Be His “Lead Organizer”

A couple weeks ago, I noted that Comrade Clayton Tucker was “seeking a worker” for his campaign (NOT “hiring” a worker because he is a noted skinflint.) I guessed that some idiot would do it for free – either his beard Kristi Lara, his fake tough guy Manbun Beebe, or some random dumb college kid.

Dumb college kid wins it.

Behold…Isabella “Izzy” Young is now his “Lead Organizer” and I’ll bet you $100 she gets paid ZERO.

EXACTLY how I’d expect a Tucker campaign operative to look.

Comrade Clayton wants everyone else to pay a “dignified” wage to their workers but he exempts himself from those requirements.

Izzy is a lifelong parasite and scumbag. A self-described “organizer, political operative and handler,” she will apparently by heading up Comrade Clayton’s doomed campaign for Texas Fag Commissioner. I hope she enjoys losing, lol.

Apparently, Olivia Juliana wasn’t available.

Comrade Clayton better watch out though. One of his upcoming campaign events is going to be at a fancy restaurant called Alexandre’s. The type of place that has $18 appetizers and $15 fancy drinks. If Izzy gets let loose in there, there’s no telling how much damage she can do!

Funny how quickly Comrade Clayton developed expensive tastes after he bilked a bunch of old ladies out of $40,000! Kind of like Bernie Sanders and Sandy Cortez flying around on private jets yammering about the evil “oligarchs.”

Typical socialist hypocrite scum.

I do wonder though: when is Comrade Clayton going to do a “speech” or an “event” close to his hometown of Lampasas?? I’m very much looking forward to heckling the shit out of him. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when I tell his “crowd” of 20 old ladies that he still lives with mom.

Colbert Cancelled. Beautiful.

Watching the shilibs go crazy over this and blame Trump is WAY funnier than Colbert ever was. They’re cancelling it because they were losing money hand over fist, you morons. Trump had zero to do with it.

What Kraut-for-brains thinks happened:

What REALLY happened:

Hopefully, that fuck Kimmel is next on the chopping block.

Socialist Goatwanker Disproves His Own Claim Like The Jamoke He Is.

I was so busy laughing at Comrade Clayton’s new hat and sunglasses getup yesterday that I didn’t really listen to what he was saying. He went from looking like a maître d’ at Golden Corral with his big fake floppy cowboy hat to now looking like a homeless transexual in his gaudy ball cap…

But let’s listen to what Comrade Clayton is bragging about: he’s telling us that he himself (Clayton Tucker) has ALMOST as much cash on hand right now as Sid Miller. This is close to being true.

Comrade Clayton has $31,854 in his coffers and Sid has $37,354. So about a 20% difference.

(Of course, much of Comrade Clayton’s money lately has been him emptying the accounts of his OTHER grifter organizations (Bluebonnet PAC and Farm & Food PAC) into his NEW grifter account. Not exactly a groundswell of organic grassroots financial support, but whatever.)

Grassroots Nation is another Clayton Tucker shell company.

So riddle me this, you dunce: if Sid Miller is such a “billionaire bootlicker” and you are just a “salt of the earth” fake rancher collecting pennies here and there from lonely old ladies, then why do you both have the same amount of money in the bank?

Sid must really suck at licking billionaire boots if he only has $37k in the bank and one of his biggest donations is $5,000 from “Defend Texas Liberty” a PAC with only $3,000 on hand currently.

Oops, Comrade. Big oops. Only a complete and utter moron would fill up his diaper over his opponent being awash in shady “billionaire” donations and then in the SAME BREATH brag that he himself has almost as much in the bank. LOL.

Clown.

On a funnier note, as Comrade Clayton brags about the $32,000 he has in his account (which is probably more money than he’s held in one place his entire life) some shitlib on Bluesky is lamenting that the Texas State Democratic Party is totally broke with only $2,000 in the bank:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Maybe Ken Doll Scudder will be asking Clayton for a loan soon so they can pay their electric bill. Fucking losers.

Clayton John Puts On Flamboyant Glasses, Hat and Ridiculous Fake Southern Accent.

Just when I thought my second-hand embarrassment for this fake rancher couldn’t get any worse…

Go to the 15 second mark if you REALLY want to hear some fake bullshit.

“Fightin lahk hell, to get this seat!”

It’s only fitting though, that a fake rancher should talk with a fake accent. I love the super gay, garish, Elton John glasses and hat too! He’s trying to convince us he’s TEXAS ya’ll! The hat says so!!

Of course, he spent a good portion of 2022 flying a Ukrainian flag on his mother’s house, where he still lives. Nary an American flag OR a Texas flag to be found anywhere.

If you want to know what this pasty-white, doughy, soft, upper-middle-class, spoiled only child REALLY sounds like, listen to him as he holds his Big Bird doll a few years ago when he was a full-on Bernie Sanders tard….

Look At This Fucking NERD! (December 2021)

Or you can listen to a video from just 7 months ago, before he went full Southern-fried scrotum:

So sad and hilarious. He never changes. It’s the same kind of bullshit he pulled in 2020 when he moved his fake cowboy hat around his mom’s bedroom as needed while doing videos:

Two Fruity Little Muppets Hang With Failed Iowa Baseball Player. How Strange.

This has to be one of the more bizarre photos from Comrade Clayton’s doomed campaign for Ag Commissioner – a position he is extremely unqualified to hold…

That photo looks like they just walked out of a football stadium bathroom where Clayton and the dork on the right ran train on the old guy in a bathroom stall – and he forgot to tuck his shirt back in. Clayton has a huge smile because he finally got laid and Jim Hightower looks like he’s going to be sick.

[That’s former Ag Commissioner Jim Hightower (in the middle) who is about 12o years old and apparently also 5 feet tall. His Ag Commissioner term ended in disgrace 35 years ago when a bunch of his aides were were convicted on bribery charges related to procuring contributions to Hightower’s reelection campaign from seed dealers who were subject to the department’s oversight. Clayton Tucker is apparently his catamite and has been for a LONG time]

AI-generated Clayton Tucker

Much like Clayton Tucker himself, Hightower has (1) never been seen in the company of a wife or girlfriend and (2) is a fake rancher who went straight into government work after college:

… [Hightower] later landed a spot as a management trainee for the U.S. State Department. He received a Bachelor of Arts in government from the University of North Texas in Denton, where he served as student body president. He later did graduate work at Columbia University in New York City in international affairs.

In the late 1960s, he worked in Washington, D.C., as legislative aide to U.S. Senator Ralph Yarborough. In 1970, Hightower co-founded and worked at the Agribusiness Accountability Project in Washington, D.C., which resulted in two of his early books.[3] After managing the presidential campaign of former Senator Fred R. Harris of Oklahoma in 1976, he returned to Texas to become the editor of the magazine The Texas Observer.

The tall guy on the right is J.D. Scholten, a failed baseball player who lives in Iowa and represents District 1 of the Iowa State House. J.D. has several failed campaigns for higher office under his belt, just like Comrade Clayton.

He also exudes a very “Tim Walz” vibe and likes to attend Pete Buttplug rallies:

Why is an Iowa state legislator palling around with these two muppets in Texas – a state he doesn’t even represent? I’m sure I don’t know. But J.D. is running against Joni Ersnt for U.S. Senate next year, so he will soon have the hat trick of three failed campaigns – just like Clayton Tucker!! So they have that in common.

Oh, and they both like handling wieners:

Jody from Wayzata is a typical moron Tucker supporter: a transplant from Minnesota who feels the need to bash Texas rather than return to her shitty, Somali-infested hellhole of a state. She’s also dumb enough to think both of these guys are “real ranchers” lol.

Hey dummy, Scholten is a paralegal. He doesn’t even claim to be a FAKE rancher!

Why do they ALL look like this?!

Better be careful, Jody from Minnesota! With teeth like those, the fake rancher Clayton Tucker might try to load you into his wind-up truck and bring you home for guard duty over his goats with the other donkeys.

Socialist Numpty Babbles About Billionaire Bootlickers.

Back from vacation! Let’s bash the dummy seal to kick things off.

Apparently, far-left socialist runtling (and fake rancher who owns no land) Clayton Tucker has latched onto “Billionaire Bootlickers” as his catchphrase for his doomed run for Texas Ag Commissioner.

There’s that “affordable and timely” bullshit again. He actually supports 100% socialized medicine.

He’s used this phrase many times. But as usual, it makes no sense and gets everything backwards.

You see, billionaires do not lick any boots. They get their boots licked.

In fact, one of Comrade Clayton’s bestest buddies, Jasmine Crocket.…

…whose asshole Clayton has licked publicly on numerous occasions…..

…is HERSELF well-known for licking the boots of billionaires. Here she is with Alex Soros:

She also took a MILLION BUCKS from disgraced fraudster and jailed billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried. Money she NEVER RETURNED even after SBF was convicted of defrauding and robbing thousands of poor saps. In fact, former billionaire Sam Bankman Fried gave a pile of money to the Texas Democrat Party as well!

Oh, and lest we forget, Comrade Clayton HIMSELF traveled ALL the way to Houston towards the end of the Kamala Harris debacle to go see filthy-rich, liberal Beyonce. That would be the concert where she stood everyone up. LOL.

Clayton Tucker Quoted In Dispatch. Admits He Traveled To Houston To Harris Rally. The One Where Beyonce Stood Everyone Up.

Beyonce is worth very close to a billion dollars herself. I guess we don’t count her? Oh, and Kamala Harris blew $1.5 BILLION in four months just to get her ass kicked all over the place – and Comrade Clayton supported her 100%. He sure didn’t care that she had $1.5 billion back then!

He was a “loud and proud” member of “White Dudes For Harris” if you’ll recall…

So just to clarify the pecking order and where Comrade Clayton stands within that order:

Alex Soros > Jasmine Crockett who publicly licks his boots > Comrade Clayton who publicly licks Crockett ass.

So by the transitive property, Clayton Tucker licks the ass of a billionaire bootlicker. Ouch. How does it taste, you fanook?

Maybe he should shut his mouth about licking billionaire boots when he clearly does far worse? Just a thought.

Guess Who’s One Of Those Douchebags Who Makes Videos While They Are Flying 80 MPH Down The Highway?

I have, over the years, pointed out a LONG list of Clayton Tucker actions that prove he is actually a teen female.

Evidence Piling Up That Local Socialist Clayton Tucker Is Actually a Woman. Twelve Pieces of Proof:

Well, we can add another one to the list: making a moronic video while he is flying at 80 mph down Highway 281 between Blanco and his mom’s house in Lampasas (where he lives)…

While not technically illegal in Texas, it is incredibly stupid and unsafe. You wonder why accident rates and insurance rates keep going up? It’s because of clowns like this who are driving distracted. No grown man does this. Only teenage females and homosexuals do this.

His message was SUPER important too and it couldn’t wait until he got home to mom’s house:the tragic deaths of children in the recent floods is ALL the fault of Republicans. It only took Clayton Tucker three days to politicize this tragedy.

What a complete piece of dogshit he is.

[The day after the storm, officials from NWS offices dispelled the rumors circulating online that DOGE staff cuts at NWS had hampered the agency’s ability to warn residents about the rising river. One NWS hydrologist said they had “adequate staffing” and “adequate technology” to monitor the storm and issue timely warnings. Matt Lanza—a huge critic of Trump’s cuts who writes a popular meteorology Substack—argued that there is “absolutely nothing” to suggest the NWS and NOAA cuts played any role in this disaster. Even the National Weather Service’s union—perhaps the group most incentivized to drum up the danger of staffing cuts—said that the staffing levels were not the problem.]

He has also already taken down ALL his donations pages for the flood. Gee, I wonder why he did that?? Could it be that I made the monkey dance YET AGAIN by pointing out how stupid it was to run all those donations through ACT BLUE??

He ALSO has now separated out campaign donations into normal ones and ones through ACT BLUE with a separate link!!! So once again, the monkey is dancing to my tunes. I cannot wait to go through all his campaign filings for June and July once they are posted.

So to recap the situation:

Comrade Clayton thinks he can solve all sorts of big, grandiose societal problems that he has absolutely ZERO control over like suicide and maternal mortality…

But when it comes to something he CAN control, like not looking down constantly at his phone to make a gay videos at 80 mph while endangering everyone else on the road, he declines to do that simple thing.

Kind of like the way he thinks the temperature of the world in the year 2107 (after he is long dead) is a very pressing issue while he still lives with his mom and can’t find his own place to live. Kind of like that.

Classic dipshit behavior.

I Love This Idea.

The shitlibs are going absolutely BANANAS over this latest idea from the Trump administration…

The comments sections are filled with the usual idiocy like “umm, yeah like my 87-year-old grandma is going to pick tomatoes…stupid MAGA!“

Of course, these clowns ignore the “able-bodied” part of the sentence. No, we don’t want 87-year-old grandma to pick tomatoes. But apparently there are about FIVE MILLION able-bodied males out there who are sponging off of Medicaid and not bothering to work.

Doughy losers like this with no real job….

If they can’t be bothered to put in 40 hours a MONTH to show they are making an effort for their welfare, then fuck them. Hell, I do more yard work than that every month and I’m in my 50s. About 80 or 90 years ago EVERYONE did hard work like that all the time. So stop crying like pussies, please.

No coal, no dole.

It would do some of these losers some good to get out there and get some sunshine and exercise. Maybe lose 10 pounds. Then you won’t be clogging up the hospitals with your diabetes at age 23 either.

They’ll also be so tired after a day of honest work, they won’t have all this free time to dream up fake, gay shit to get angry about like new pronouns and phantom racism everywhere they look. It’ll be good for them.

Win/win.

Far-Left Socialist Clayton Tucker Now Trying To Pretend He’s NOT For Socialized Medicine. I Won’t Let That Happen.

Well, well, well. Looks like Comrade Clayton is already trying to hide his past radical socialist position of “free healthcare for everyone!” a la Bernie Sanders.

He’s doing it for the same reason he erased all that “he/him” pronoun shit off of all his social media a few months ago: he knows that garbage won’t fly with the average Texan, and he’s running for statewide office.

For the last 10 years, he’s yelled about “free” healthcare for everyone….

But NOW, he’s altered his campaign website to hide his true beliefs….

Ah. So it’s no longer “Medicaid for all” and a “human right” that you are entitled to just for showing up at the doctor with your hand out.

NOW it’s “affordable and timely” healthcare he wants! Quite a change from the last 10 years of far-left, rabid socialism he has espoused non-stop.

(Of course, “affordable” and “timely” are vague, undefinable weasel word just like his “dignified” wage is.)

Wow. What happened to all that “running as a proud progressive” bullshit you were spewing a couple of weeks ago?

It didn’t take long for you to run and hide all your commie beliefs like a total pussy.

FIRST he broke his own rule about “running as an individual” when he starting grifting old ladies. NOW he’s breaking his second rule about being a loud and proud communist.

Next thing you know, he’ll be pretending he didn’t want to outlaw fossil fuels by 2030 and didn’t demand the entire state run on pinwheels and solar panels, thus destroying a $750 billion dollar industry…

Add another adjective to Clayton Tucker’s resume: liar, hypocrite, pussy and now we can add “unprincipled,” as he sways in the wind and hides his true agenda to pick up a few more votes.