Socialist semen sipper Clayton Tucker spends every single day telling gullible, stupid old ladies that “monopolies!” are robbing them blind at the grocery store.
He invented some weird gorilla logic that says HEALTHY foods are super expensive and SHITTY foods are dirt cheap so people are forced to eat crappy food (this is all wrong, as I already explained in depth).
So if the processed shitfoods are so cheap, why were Doritos $7 a bag recently??
Strange. Furthermore, if it’s all a big monopoly, then why did they cut the prices? Monopolies don’t cut prices. They don’t have to because there is nowhere else to go.
You see, you can always choose to NOT buy the ridiculous $7 Doritos that are mostly air in the bag. Unless you are a fat slob with no willpower like Bruce Haywood. Then you will pay any price to get your fix because you get your money from the taxpayer like a parasite. But I digress.
This establishes yet again that Clayton Tucker is an utter moron who spouts demonstrably false and contradictory claims non-stop.
Now HERE is a REAL monopoly. Prices always going up, service is dogshit and it is ILLEGAL to compete with these fuckups.
But as I’ve pointed out before, Comrade Clayton LOVES the postal monopoly because it is a massive make-work program for retarded union workers who recycle their dues into the democrat party.
Shit man, some Doritos sound awesome right now.