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I Have Heard Reports That Clayton Tucker Sleeps Naked With His Mother.

I also heard reports he has sex with his goats. The male ones.

I heard some reports that Izzy the Baby Beluga puts on a strap-on dildo and pounds Clayton Tucker in the ass when they are staying at hotels on the campaign trails. I even heard some reports he’s engages in coprophagia.

This Twitter post is hosted on data centers belonging to Evil Oligarch Elon Musk. Clayton has 14 other social media accounts that ALSO use data centers to host the tripe he blabbers.

Hey! That’s kind of fun! Just making up totally outrageous bullshit with zero proof or sources and spewing it out there as an argument against things you don’t like or understand. So much easier than researching, making a cogent argument or thinking.

All of the above is total and complete horseshit, of course. We already have about 500 data centers in Texas. We also have farms. We CAN have both because we already DO have both, fucktard. We’ve had both for decades, Mister “late to the party and wrong once again!”

Here is a post from Reddit about living near a data center:

The air conditioner condenser fan outside your own and neighbors’ homes will be significantly louder than noise carrying over from the data center in normal operation.

Now with that said, there are several different designs that affect how noisy the data center is outside, ranging from indistinct fan noise to barely audible.

With all designs, the construction phase will be the loudest, dirtiest, and busiest time. After the construction is done, you won’t hear it, traffic in/out will be almost nothing, and you will experience n0 pollution from it.

I live close to multiple data centers and the noise I hear is from cars/motorcycles revving on the road nearby my home, the train crossing over a mile away, neighbors using electric lawnmowers, my own air conditioner, or kids playing.

Comrade Clayton likes to make up lots of NEGATIVE bullshit for data centers (without which, modern life would be impossible) but NEVER mentions any possible positives:

The concept of “jobs” is foreign to Comrade Clayton, the unemployed socialist because he has never really had one!

Clayton Tucker declares he chooses “farms over data centers!”

This is the dork who has a family farm he refuses to actually farm, who also has 15 social media accounts that reside on data centers and who walks around with Apple air pods in his ears 95% of the time: “Farms over data centers!”

LOL. You can’t make this shit up.

Fake Monopoly Versus REAL Monopoly. Doritos Edition.

Socialist semen sipper Clayton Tucker spends every single day telling gullible, stupid old ladies that “monopolies!” are robbing them blind at the grocery store.

He invented some weird gorilla logic that says HEALTHY foods are super expensive and SHITTY foods are dirt cheap so people are forced to eat crappy food (this is all wrong, as I already explained in depth).

So if the processed shitfoods are so cheap, why were Doritos $7 a bag recently??

Strange. Furthermore, if it’s all a big monopoly, then why did they cut the prices? Monopolies don’t cut prices. They don’t have to because there is nowhere else to go.

You see, you can always choose to NOT buy the ridiculous $7 Doritos that are mostly air in the bag. Unless you are a fat slob with no willpower like Bruce Haywood. Then you will pay any price to get your fix because you get your money from the taxpayer like a parasite. But I digress.

This establishes yet again that Clayton Tucker is an utter moron who spouts demonstrably false and contradictory claims non-stop.

Now HERE is a REAL monopoly. Prices always going up, service is dogshit and it is ILLEGAL to compete with these fuckups.

But as I’ve pointed out before, Comrade Clayton LOVES the postal monopoly because it is a massive make-work program for retarded union workers who recycle their dues into the democrat party.

Shit man, some Doritos sound awesome right now.