Holy Jesus. This might be the gayest of the gaylord photos yet….
I thought cats HATED water, you fake rancher dummy. Hold on, did the cat actually sign the petition? I’m confused.
Wait! What does this genius cat say about Rory winning the Masters? Will he choke his balls off at Amen Corner like he did in 2011 when he finished 10 strokes back? I mean he’s like +240 right now to win it, which is a joke considering his history of shitting the bed.
Ask the cat! He sounds soooo smart!
Anyway, this photo encapsulates the entire campaign. This poor, stupid, lonely old lady is the quintessential Clayton Tucker voter: an uninformed cat-lover who just wants someone to talk to. This innocent-looking old bird is emblematic of the demographic destroying Western civilization. She’s perfectly willing to vote for an incompetent socialist because he pet her cat’s head and posts photos of cute goat kids on his Facebook page.
Repeal the 19th.
Reminds me of this scene where the stupid old lady depends on the judgement of her mutt and Matt Dillon pretends to care about it….