Socialist Deadbeat Who Lives With Mom Wants You To Believe He Comes From “Backbreaking Poverty” and Grandparents Who “Picked Cotton and Shot Squirrels To Survive”

The pathological liar is back at it again!

Mouse-jiggling moron Clayton Tucker FINALLY posted on his Substack – something he hasn’t bothered with in about nine months. This was worth the wait, because it is filled with even more preposterous stories of his humble beginnings.

Previously he just lied about being a “fifth-generation rancher,” a cowboy, a farmer etc. In fact, he STILL doesn’t know if his family owns a ranch or a farm!

Despite the fact they “have always been a cattle family”…

So confusing!

He also mentions Sid Miller AGAIN. Which makes me 99.5% sure he is going to run for Ag Commissioner in 2025. I cannot wait!

But all of the above bullshit pales in comparison to his latest ridiculous whopper of a lie!

That entire paragraph makes no sense. It’s just commie blather and buzzwords.

Yeah, those cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin Tuckers! I heard it was great-grandfather Jed Clampett Tucker who began the whole ranching business! You know, the “RX Ranch” ranching business that was founded five generations ago by Clayton himself but which didn’t even have an official name until last December. LOL!!

Now which grandfather was that? The grandfather you said was a pharmacist, so you called it “RX”? Or the OTHER grandfather who was in the military his entire life and whose obituary makes ZERO mention of any ranching – let alone cotton picking or scraping a living off the squirrel population??

What a shame. Grandpa Howard A. Tucker sounds like a decorated war hero and was a registered Republican. But his idiot grandson Clayton is busy trying to import communism into the very country his grandfather fought to keep it out of. What a total asshole.

Or is the “cotton picker” maybe your grandma you claimed came over here from England? Gwen? You know, the one you claimed it took 26 years for her to get her citizenship? Pretty sure there isn’t a lot of cotton picking going on in the English countryside.

Or is it the OTHER grandpa? Grandpa Bob who actually owns the property. I’m not sure how HE is the one who grew up in abject poverty since you said he was a pharmacist his entire life – thus the “RX” name, you utter clown.

Maybe you’re talking about GREAT grandpa Ollie Prentice Tucker? Ummm…that doesn’t work either! Looks like HE was a career Navy man as well – who died pretty young at age 58. Here he is in his uniform:

Not a cowboy hat or pitchfork too be seen! He must have taken off his coonskin cap for this photo.

[In fact, more than a few Tuckers dangling from the branches of your family tree dropped dead at a fairly young age. Something to think about as you keep injecting yourself with Covid “vaccines” every year!]

Could you have meant his wife, great-grandma Elizabeth? Mmmmm….no. Looks like she was a switchboard operator! Pretty high-tech shit for the early 1900s. I doubt she had time to pick the cotton or shoot any squirrels after finishing her non-physically-taxing, white-collar job for the day.

No Clayton, I’m afraid the ridiculous story of your poverty-stricken, sharecropping origins just doesn’t hold water at all. Yet another fabrication in preparation of you getting your ass kicked when you run for Ag Commissioner.

If you’re going back to the 1700s or 1800s to find a relative to make this “rough times” claim then I have news for you: EVERYONE was a fucking farmer 300 years ago, you clown. EVERYONE pretty much grew their own food back then and broke their back with manual labor. That’s how life was – the Tuckers weren’t special.

Here are the REAL facts: you are the only child of Terry Tucker (who had a cushy government job with the Railroad Commission of Texas) and Howard C. Tucker – who by his own admission on Facebook made a comfortable living in the aerospace industry! In fact, Comrade Clayton has sported a “Firefly” t-shirt once or twice – which is likely who his dad worked for at some point. And you know those giant “big, greedy” aerospace companies: always feasting on fat government contracts and selling $600 hammers to NASA! Yet Comrade Clayton NEVER mentions them in his ranting about greedy CEOs, does he?

[It also maybe explains why you want to spend “MUCH more” money on NASA and not on a “racist” border wall! Daddy works in aerospace and HE’S the one who buys brand new shiny tractors for Comrade Clayton to play on for social media!]

You were the only child of TWO comfortably-employed parents – both of whom owe their paychecks to the taxpayer. They then paid around $80,000 for you to go to Southwestern University and collect a useless major in International Relations and THEN paid for you to go galivant around Asia with a fancy camera and pretend to be a kindergarten teacher for 9 whole months!

Forgets he is a rancher AGAIN!!

They have allowed you to live in their house EVEN TODAY as you approach your 34th birthday.

Right up to the moment you decided to run for office, you were just another baseball-cap wearing, tuba-playing, incel dork who lived with mom and believed in Bernie Sanders. You only invented all this “rancher” shit when you decided to try and glom onto a government position for a living.

Grandpa Bob Wright is the one who owns the land – perhaps purchased with his pharmacy wages, lol. You just go over there and play make-believe rancher a couple times a week and take photos for old ladies on Facebook.

In short, you’ve been handed every opportunity by doting parents as an only child. And you STILL can’t support yourself in the real world! Grandpa Howard must be spinning in his grave.

Far from being the rancher you claim to be, you actually spend your time traipsing around to ridiculous conventions and rallies or working for free on the campaigns of losers like Julie Oliver, Chris Perri and Robert O’Rourke.

If you’re the product of cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin’ hardscrabble farmers and ranchers then I’m the fucking queen of England.

Lying douchebag.

RELATED: The Definitive Timeline Of a Ranching Fraud (3 part series)

Socialist Dummy Confuses Bums Wanting Free Food With Enthusiasm For His Communist Candidate For President

Local socialist Clayton Tucker was BLOWN AWAY at how many bums showed up for the annual Labor Day BBQ. That would be the same BBQ where you can show up and say “I’m on a fixed income” and get free food….

You know why you had more people this year than in 2018? Because in 2018, Trump was president and you could purchase food for a reasonable price. But now, after 4 years of brain-dead Biden and Comrade Kamabla spending trillions we don’t have and letting in about 8 million more illegal-invader mouths to feed, food is about 40% MORE expensive than it was back then.

It’s no surprise at all you had a swarm of bums show up to get a meal, you dunce.

LOL. What a mook.

You think there is “enthusiasm” for your commie shit in Texas? Think again, bozo. Here is how the Senate race between Cruz and your boy All Red is going so far:

Your dirtbag All Red is a 6-1 underdog right now on Polymarket. But you just go ahead and keep telling yourself he has a chance!!

Lampasas Socialist Clayton Tucker REALLY Loves Dick.

Considering the lefties spent decades calling Dick Cheney a war monger, Darth Cheney, Hitler and worse – Comrade Clayton sure is excited about the endorsements of warmonger scumbag RINO Dick Cheney and his equally unhinged traitorous daughter Liz!

You’ll recall Liz got destroyed in her Congressional race by the largest margin in U.S. history.

Here’s what Liz had to say about Comrade Clayton’s hero Kamabla Harris not too long ago:

On the one side, you have two establishment, warmongering RINOS who are willing to watch the country burn just to spite Trump. They are thoroughly diseased with Trump Derangement Syndrome. They are also Deep State, establishment shills like Mitch McConnell, John McCain, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. I say screw all those turds…you can have them.

On the OTHER hand, you have well-respected, rational democrats like Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr. endorsing Trump. They understand what is at stake.

Third-World Invader Scum From Somali Ripped Off Taxpayers For Over $250 Million. Tim Walz Did Nothing.

As Governor of Minnesota, Tim Walz oversaw the biggest COVID fraud scheme in the nation.

A Somali crime syndicate stole $250M in COVID cash meant to feed kids. Walz did nothing and his state departments doled out the money.

Members of the fraud donated to Democrats.

DOJ later caught on after it was absurdly obvious and charged 48 people but that later jumped to 70 indictments.

If Walz allowed this fraud under his nose, how much fraud will he allow if he gets elected with Kamala? It will be total insanity.

Tim Walz’s own BROTHER said that Tim is not the kind of guy you want running anything.

RELATED – Somali scum run a vote-buying scam.

You Can All Relax Now. Potato Head Fitzharris Is Going To Get To The Bottom Of The Water Problem In Lampasas! Thank Goodness!

Finally, a keen mind has taken up this cause! A person who is the epitome of logic, reason and critical thinking. The kind of sharp analytical mind that believed a cloth mask would stop an aerosolized virus and DEMANDED everybody wear one!

The kind of rational and thoughtful person who blindly injects herself with an untested ‘vaccine’ for a minor cold virus and ends up injuring herself.

LOL.

Ladies and gentlemen….I give you…Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris!

Thank goodness the woman who has lived here for barely a year thought to call TCEQ! Probably NOBODY who has lived in Lampasas for many years ever thought to do that! Truly, hers is a dizzying intellect. The kind of dizzying intellect who was easily convinced that cops were running around murdering black men at a high rate for no apparent reason (they weren’t).

The kind of wizard who saw Joe Biden slurring his words, falling down and rambling incoherently for three years straight and said “that’s just a stutter, you meanie!”

In short, a total buffoon.

I can just about guarantee you that the “burning sensation” she thinks she feels in the shower is psychosomatic. I know this because well over 50% of liberal women are mentally ill. It’s science.

She just SO badly wants to be “on a team” and be part of the group, she’ll glom onto anything and pretend like she’s suffering too. She did it with BLM, she did it with Covid and masking, she did it with ‘vaccines’ and she did it with the ‘misinformation’ censoring bullshit.

In short, she has a tiny, weak mind that is easily broken and manipulated.

Poor potato head is “spending a small fortune” on bottled water! Sure you are, sweetie! Didn’t you sell your Austin mansion for close to a million dollars and then buy your mom’s house here for like $250,000? Seems like you probably have a bit left over.

I know you spent a pile of money doing a renovation on that house AND you likely threw a chunk of money at your mom’s ridiculous tea party a couple weeks ago, but I doubt you have trouble spending $1.30 for a gallon of distilled water at Walmart.

Water that USED to be 99 cents for many, many years by the way – until fucking morons like you voted Joe Biden and Kamala Harris into office.

Poor baby has to spend $30 a month on drinking water from Wal-Mart! She DEMANDS restitution! LOL. Maybe you can throw a tea party to raise the funds for that, eh?

Dunce.

Anyway, you can all rest easy now that we have her bulbous, potato-shaped cranium hard at work on this seemingly intractable water problem!

Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.

Local socialist Clayton Tucker is very proud that he got 120 deadbeats to come and mooch free food off of him!

You can even see Ohio/Austin locust Janet “Crazier” Crozier in there showing her support for socialism and the further destruction of America!

Every one of these people supports the destruction of America.

You’d think a person who left Ohio because it sucks and then left Austin Texas because it was “too expensive” would learn her lesson and stop trying to shit in her new nest.

You’d be wrong. In fact, one of the FIRST THINGS that dummy Crozier did when she infested Lampasas was start badgering City council for an expensive new recycling program – so she could help fuck up her new town, too!

Potato Head did the same thing! She ditched Austin after Marxists like herself turned it into a hellhole and then infested Lampasas.

Crozier and her microcephalic daughter Potato Head Fitzharris are BIG supporters of local socialist Comrade Clayton.

Fitzharris supported socialist Clayton Tucker for City council in 2021.

Dummies like Janet Crozier and Stephanie Fitzharris cannot WAIT to vote for a dyed-in-the-wool socialist who has helped wreck the country with open borders and soft-on-crime DAs for the last four years….because “muh vagina” or something.

As you can see, about 80% of the population of the BBQ is old ladies.

But wait a tick….what’s this?!?!?

Is that Comrade Clayton drinking a STARBUCKS COFFEE?!?

Comrade Clayton spends a good deal of his time whining and complaining about wildly overpaid CEOs and how the Big Corporations are hurting mom and pop! It’s all he yammers about!

He even lied recently about hanging out at the “local” coffee shop as part of his bullshit “working man” act!

But clearly he didn’t mean REAL local coffee shops like Mojo or Alamo. No, those are an extra three blocks of driving from mom’s house where he lives in the upstairs bedroom.

No, there he is – spending money on overpriced sugar coffee from STARBUCKS! The $100 billion dollar company listed on the NYSE! Guess how much THEY “overpay” their CEO??

The ONE THING you can do if you hate something about a company is to NOT SPEND MONEY on them. It’s the reason I never buy Apple products or spend a dime on Disney shit. Other than that, I don’t give shit how much Apple pays their employees or the CEO or how overpriced their shitty iPhones are. I’ll never own one. I’d certainly never waste my breath complaining about it since it doesn’t affect me one bit.

But THIS imbecile Clayton Tucker blows piles of money on Amazon products, Apple iPhones, iMacs and air pods and Starbucks and then he whines on social media about how overpaid their CEOs are! What a fucking MORON!! Not to mention a total hypocrite.

At least now we know how he gets so doughy and pear-shaped! It’s all those 500-calorie Starbucks fag drinks like pumpkin latte mocha shit with whipped jizz on top. Just like the other ladies order.

We Call These Failed Eggs “Claytons.”

Every now and then when we hatch out some eggs, we get one of these “Claytons,” as my daughter likes to call it.

It starts with a pip and they get a little bit out into the real world, but then they get stuck. They can’t leave the egg.

She wants so badly to help the little bird get out, but I tell her you can never do that. Mother nature is wise and if that little guy can’t get out on his own then he’s just too weak and inferior and needs to die. So we watch the little guy struggle and rock his little egg back and forth, but eventually it stops rocking with him inside and he dies.

I explain to her that we can’t let him pass his weak genes on to the next generation of birds. Plus he’ll probably get beat up by the other birds and pecked to death. It’s actually cruel to let him live.

It would be like a human mom letting her little bird (son) stay in the eggshell (her house) for 34 years and foolishly keeping that bird alive though her extraordinary measures and constant help when in reality, that bird can never make it on his own.

The longer you support him, the more helpless he becomes.

Hard times (struggling out of the shell) create strong birds, you see…

Weak birds create hard times. We are seeing that now as weak and corrupt men destroy the country and socialism is on the rise among those weak men.

Now pardon me while I go toss that Clayton into the garbage can. It’s becoming malodorous.

Hopefully, This Will Happen To Carol Garner Doughty.

How about a happy story to start the week off?

They just never, ever, ever learn.

When the third-world illiterates start beating people savagely, I can only hope they are beating on people who deserve it for letting them in in the first place: libtards.

Better them than my wife or daughter or mom. Fuck em.

Amateur Hour.

Most of the parasites infesting the Biden/Harris administration have absolutely no real-world experience in business.

Economists Stephen Moore and Jon Decker have analyzed the work records and résumés of the top 66 officials who deal with economic policy, regulation, commerce, energy and financeand found 58 percent have virtually no business experience.

That includes Biden, Harris and Vice Presidential nominee Walz,none of whom has worked off the public teat. (A dubious tale Harris once told about working at McDonald’s while in college doesn’t count.)

Moore and Decker found that the average business experience of administration appointees is only 3.1 years and the median years of business experience is a big fat zero.

“The vast majority of the Biden-Harris economic/commerce team members are professional politicians, lawyers, academics, community organizers, or government employees.”

Only 12% of Biden-Harris appointees have extensive business experience, defined as 10 or more years in the private sector.

“Amateur Hour” is an update of a similar report Moore and Decker produced in 2022, but this time they have focused on six of Harris’ economic and finance advisers and found they have a “disturbingly low level of business/finance background . . .

“The total number of years of business experience for these top six staffers was 14.

“They combined for an average of 2.3 years and, once again, the median was zero years.”

Only one of the top six Harris appointees, her chief of staff, Lorraine Voles, had extensive business experience and only two had any business experience at all.

The average business experience of Biden-Harris appointees is well behind the record of President Donald Trump’s cabinet officials during his last year in office, who had an average of 13 years of business experience.

Buttplug-in vehicles?

“If history is any guide, it is likely that if Kamala Harris is elected president, many if not most of the Biden top officials will have positions of power in her administration — though possibly in different appointments and agencies …

“Based on the personnel that Harris has surrounded herself with, we would expect a continuation of the anti-business agenda that we have seen under Biden — and perhaps worse.”

Without management experience or economic competence, key officials in the administration have bungled their portfolios.

The authors single out Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, the former small town mayor of South Bend, Indiana, who has presided over a $6 billion program to build half a million electric vehicle stations — which has produced fewer than 20.

Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm, the former Michigan governor, “has had a hard time with reporters even citing very basic energy statistics that calls into question her familiarity with the critical national energy issues she is overseeing.”

Granholm has said that she doesn’t have “a magic wand” to deal with rising gasoline and home heating costs, but her department has “helped kill vital pipelines and energy production and drilling facilities that could [help] alleviate the crisis.”

Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra, a lawyer with little business or health care experience “botched the billion-dollar program for free COVID testing kits and has de-emphasized treatments for COVID that could have saved lives.”

Many Biden-Harris officials seem to be more interested in pursuing progressive social policies objectives than in expanding the economy, the authors say.

Remember All The Libshit Propaganda Four Months Ago About Grids Failing and Huge Hurricanes? Yeah, None Of That Happened.

It’s important to keep pointing out all the ridiculous shitlib predictions that don’t come true. This helps them lose credibility in the future in the eyes of the average Joe.

Back around May (when we were getting the most rain we’d had in a May in 130 years despite libshits freaking out last year that it would never rain again) all the greentards were wigging out that there “was a 30% chance of blackouts and grid failures this summer!!!”

ERCOT Warns of Brownouts This Summer in Forecast of Power Grid Demand

Never happened. Not even close.

Retarded liberals started yammering their mantra: “Fix the damn grid! Fix the damn grid!” even though personally, my electricity hasn’t flickered once in the 3.5 years since that event. That’s because a bunch of white guys who lean right politically are in charge of important shit like this, thank god.

There was no crisis. And the hottest days are behind us. That is DESPITE the wind not blowing for many, many days in August…leaving our billions of dollars spent on pinwheels totally wasted.

THEN we were told that this hurricane season would be SUPER ACTIVE! With “17 to 25 named storms!”

So far we have had 5. Oops.

Why has hurricane season been quiet lately?

I’m sure the dummy libs will find a way to blame the quiet hurricane season on global warming and then tell us that it’s BAD we don’t have more hurricanes! Because they are retarded like that.

Hype:

Reality:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming