Local socialist sodomite Clayton Tucker sure has a funny way of “fighting oligarchs”! If you look at his campaign spending and his food habits, you find some, ahem, contradictions to say the least.
FedEx is VERY well-known for being anti-union. Why didn’t Comrade Clayton use UPS instead? Could it be that he valued the lower price or better service of FedEx on that particular shipping need? It shouldn’t matter – according to Comrade Clayton, you should ALWAYS pick the union company! Of course, rules don’t apply to Comrade Clayton. He’s a hypocrite and a dunce.
I wondered how long it would take him to yammer about the grid.
Actually, the current reserve estimate is more like 6 GW, but that is neither here nor there.
What IS important to note (and what greentarded, pinwheel-loving Clayton fails to mention) is that as I write this, over SIXTY PERCENT of power generation is coming from beautiful, clean natural gas.
If we had listened to low-IQ clowns who want to ban fossil fuels by 2030, we’d all be sitting in the dark right now, freezing to death.
That’s because even if you had 100x more solar panels and pinwheels than we have right now, they would STILL be useless because the sun isn’t out and the wind isn’t blowing.
Moron.
It’s the SAME EXACT CYCLE over and over: idiots like Clayton Tucker push a terrible idea, then whine when the terrible idea results in shitty outcomes.
That’s literally ALL he does:
He wants open borders, then bitches about low wages. He wants “good jobs for Americans” but bitches about the tariffs necessary to onshore manufacturing again. He wants the government to provide “free stuff” for everyone, then bitches about the inflation that results from it. He wants idiotic solar and wind, then bitches that power bills are too high and bitches when the power reserve is low due to no wind or sun.
He’s a simpleton and a child. If I were his Dad I’d disown him tomorrow and kick his ass out of the house. Total clown.
** UPDATE ** – at 7am this morning (the hour that Clayton Tucker was panicking about) the reserves were actually over 16 GW!! So much for being a panican.
Communists (elected and street animals) are trained to charge RIGHT up to the legal line and then stop. They’re trained for this. They will occasionally take a step over the line to test you and see how you respond. That’s why it’s important to smash them into paste when they do.
🚨🚨 Here is the entire TRAINING MANUAL for domestic terrorist patrols chasing ICE agents in Minneapolis.
Keep in mind, this is the watered down opsec version.
You’ll want to go to the 1:35 mark, where she admits there are actually requirements to hold the Ag Commissioner position. How she got away with only TWO years of “farming” (total bullshit) is a mystery to me. Hopefully the GOP candidate will take those LEGAL requirements far more seriously and get Commie Clayton kicked off the ballot.
“…gave us a chance to experiment with growing some high-value crops on our land like both hemp and hops…which conveniently ultimately helped qualify me for this office…who knew there were statutory qualifications?”
Who knew there were statutory qualification? Seriously? This idiot is a LAWYER. I’m not a lawyer and I figured it out pretty quickly. THIS is the caliber of morons who usually decide to run for office on the shitlib side. Amazing.
Anyways, just another tightening of the noose around Comrade Clayton’s scrawny neck. Here we have a LAWYER and FORMER Ag Commissioner candidate admitting on film that YES there are actually requirements for the office.
I contend that Clayton Tucker meets NONE of them.
I would have argued in 2022 that THIS dumb broad didn’t meet them either. She’s a lawyer from Austin, for crying out loud. But at least she owns her own house and land and has a real job that allows her to support herself – three things Clayton Tucker cannot say.
Proving they STILL haven’t gotten the message, a moron carrying a gun and ammo decided to harass and wrestle the ICE guys who are trying to round up a bunch of criminal, balloon-headed Somali grifters and child rapists.
He is now dead.
Male nurse tries to be tough guy. Ends up as Swiss cheese.
If you bring a loaded gun and confront law enforcement in a highly charged environment, the results are not Pretti.
Rim shot!
Comrade Clayton the communist is unhappy with this…
4,100 followers – five likes. LOL.
Oh, he wanted to “help people”? Ok, then go to the hospital and help people, you imbecile. Why are you out in zero-degree weather harassing federal immigration officers trying to remove scumbags from the country?? I guess if you’re a male nurse and you look like that, you maybe have to try and prove you’re a tough guy and not a homosexual? I don’t know.
God bless our ICE heroes. They’re going to be faced with even more communist violence now. Whatever they’re making, it isn’t enough.
If you go out to impede federal law enforcement officers while carrying, then resist while being detained, you’re going to win a Darwin Award.
First ballot hall of fame retarding, right there.
It’s sure been a bad month to be a “legal observer”!
“The Ant and the Grasshopper” is an Aesop’s fable about a grasshopper who spends the summer singing and playing while an ant works hard to store food for winter. When winter comes, the hungry grasshopper begs the ant for food, but the ant refuses, telling him to dance the winter away as he did the summer, teaching a lesson about the importance of hard work and preparation for the future.
“They’re hoarding all the wealth! They’re monopolizing it!” These are the desperate wails of a scared and confused grasshopper pussy as winter (middle age) approaches. He gets older and older and is still sponging off mom while everyone else his age has careers and savings and a place to live.
Clayton Tucker is a serious grasshopper fuckup. His parents handed him an $80,000 “education” and a (supposedly) fully-operational ranch complete with land, sheds, fences, and tractor, etc. He paid for none of it. He was GIVEN all of it. Still he failed.
What did he do for the last 13 years – his ‘summertime’ to keep our analogy going? Did he build anything from it?
No.
He spent them “singing and playing” on Twitter and Facebook complaining about how unfair life is. He joined commie groups and whined about “big corporations and oligarchs” and fretted about how much Jeff Bezos pays in taxes every year. Sitting in his mom’s house, jaundiced and butt-hurt, marinating in envy juice like a pasty worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
Failed pussy communist screams for free stuff. Like a baby.
The ANTS (responsible, hardworking men) have spent the last 13 years working, gaining skills, building a career, and accumulating wealth and assets through labor and investing.
Now the communist pussy grasshopper is upset he’s approaching middle-age and his sad life is a shambles and he owns nothing. He lashes out and blames “oligarchs” and “monopolies” for grabbing all the money and hiding it in a hole somewhere.
He looks around panicked and sees he is a failure getting left behind and sees OTHER people have stuff. Stuff he wants. So he demands it be taken from them and given to losers and bums like him.
His socialist pea brain will never admit he’s just a lazy bum who was handed everything and accomplished nothing, so it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Some shadowy “oligarchs” running around grabbing up all the money and “hoarding” it.
Communist wasted YEARS running around getting pictures with other failed and useless commie bums.
He doesn’t understand what wealth is, how it is created or even what money and inflation are. He was a dummy Poli Sci major who has been brainwashed by Bernie Sanders and his tales of communism. He lives in the greatest, easiest time in history in one of the richest countries in the world and he STILL can’t get his shit together.
Of course, even Bernie Sanders was smart enough to amass three houses and a cushy government job doing nothing for the last 40 years. Poor Clayton still lives with mom and doesn’t even have an apartment or a real job. So sad.
Even the dumb BIRD in my backyard managed to build his own nest and leave his mommy. Even the SQUIRREL in my yard managed to save some nuts up for the winter, and he has a brain the size of a walnut and no opposable thumbs.
What’s your excuse for being unable to outperform a fucking BIRD? LOL. You sad sack of shit. You cosplay cowboy. You communist capon.
We already covered the first part of his interview in Part I. Now we continue with more lies and nonsense from the socialist goatwanker and fake rancher Clayton Ducker….
6:25 – Clayton Ducker: “First is we’re not really feeding our kids. Last stat I remember is like one in five Texas kids go hungry. They don’t have enough food. But then you even look at the kinds of food they’re eating, whether it’s at a school or whatnot. It’s highly processed. It has no nutrition, which in my mind is creating its own form of starvation. They might be getting the calories, but they’re not getting nutrition. And we’re seeing this through even like childhood obesity. There’s this case where a literal six-month-old was obese because they were going overly processed food.“
6:57 – “I’m not I want to be clear. I don’t blame the parents for any of this.“
[“Our” kids? You have no kids, dork. You never will. Your obsession with other people’s kids borders on the creepy. But that is typical Clayton Tucker “I know better than everyone” even though he STILL hasn’t managed to move out of mom’s house at age 35 or secure a job in order to support himself.]
Classic commie shitbird thinking: ZERO personal responsibility. It’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault. Clayton Tucker doesn’t live at home at age 35 because HE is a lazy, goldbricking parasite! No, no! It’s the “oligarchs” who made rent too high! It’s the minimum wage being at $7.25 even though NOBODY offers that in the real world anymore. Always an excuse from the lazy socialist wanker.
He’s sitting there telling us that an obese SIX-MONTH-OLD is NOT the fault of the parents! Are you shitting me? Of COURSE it’s the fault of the parents, you clown. Who do you think buys the food and gives it to the infant? Just another example of Clayton Tucker being a socialist moron and blaming “big corporations” for every single problem on the planet.
I’ve got news for you, buddy: if you’re fat, it’s YOUR fault. Nobody else’s. If your baby is obese (I doubt this story is even true) then it’s YOUR fault. Not “big corporations” or “monopolies.”
I think the most ridiculous part of this entire charade is the two retards sitting there in their yellow shirts nodding solemnly as if this manchild who lives with mom (and JUST discovered yesterday that Americans are fat) is giving out some sage and unique insight.
Remember this: when Bobby Kennedy and Trump and MAHA said that SNAP benefits should ONLY buy healthy food and not junk, the shitlibs went NUTS and opposed it vehemently, and Clayton Tucker never said a peep about it. Clayton Tucker hands out Froot Loops to the local mission, for crying out loud.
I need a drink.
P.S. – the FUNNIEST thing about Clayton’s new obsession with obesity and his assurances that he has all the answers? He has spent the last SEVEN MONTHS driving around with his 20-something campaign manager who is MORBIDLY OBESE and has been feeding her Panda Express and Taco Bell! BAHAHAHAHAHA! You really can’t make this shit up.
So now he’s driving an hour per person to spread his gospel of monopoly, monotony and bullshit? Sounds economically irresponsible to me. But if a bunch of dumb old ladies are paying for it with grifted donations, who cares?
Quite a turnout. If Baby Beluga gets any tighter and closer with her camera shots to hide the poor turnouts at these events, she may as well just do these in Clayton’s bedroom in mom’s house and make up some lies about them being in Abilene or something. It’s not like Clayton doesn’t tell five lies a week anyways.
Notice he is trying to murder the chubby old dumb man in front of him…
No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is Comrade Clayton, hater of all things plastic (and all foods ultra-processed) holding what amounts to a poison bomb in his left hand. Ultra-processed shitcookies encased in evil plastic! Unbelievable!
This is not the first time, either. He once tried to poison people at Lampasas Mission with Froot Loops shitflake cereal!
Is he offering these poisonous, fatty shitcookies to the old dunce in Wood County? Is he saving them for himself so he can play Russian roulette and take a 50% chance it “doesn’t end well” for him? Is he going to let Baby Beluga eat the entire container on the drive home?
As I looked at this ridiculous shit, it occurred to me that this is basically a metaphor for his entire life: one big, long pizza party on someone else’s dime.
To wit:
Brought up as an only child living in upper-middle class Georgetown. Would visit grandpa in Lampasas a couple times a month and pet the goats. Mom and Dad spent about $80,000 to send him to school for a worthless PoliSci degree. Lollygagged around Asia on someone else’s dime for a few years and paid a bunch of (probably inherited from grandpa) money on “publishing a book” and being a “world traveler,” lol.
Came back to Lampasas and has lived in mom’s house for the last 10 years. Ran for office a bunch of times and got destroyed every time. Started a bunch of grifting non-profits that are merely websites that beg for money. Reposts two or three tweets a year from the “Trade Justice Education Fund” and then claims to be a “fair trade” negotiator. Now grifting tens of thousands off of lonely old ladies so he can drive around the state with a baby beluga eating Panda Express and having pizza parties in Austin.
