Some Uncomfortable Questions For The Tucker Family Fake Ranching Operation In Lampasas.

The Tucker family has really painted themselves into a corner with all the contradicting stories and fables they have told over the last six years or so.

Granted, 98.5% of the lies were told by the idiot son Clayton, but once pappa Howard jumped into the mess with his own fables and delusions recently….well, it’s time to put ALLLL the bullshit onto one page so that Nate Sheets and the Texas Board Of Elections can sort through it all and see the irrefutable proof that Clayton Tucker is NOT eligible to hold this office according to the Texas Agricultural Code.

All of these questions need to be answered publicly and fully before this kid can be taken seriously:

#1 – If you have “always been a ranching family,” and Clayton was the “heir apparent” from the start, then why did you spend $120,000 to send him to college to major in Political Science? Why waste that money at all, since he could have just gone right into his role as “fifth generation” Tucker rancher after high school to “work the land”? Weren’t the four previous generations of Tuckers enough of an education for him to learn the trade? He claims to have been “ranching” and “bailing hay” since he was a little nipper. Surely he was ready to step into his role as head rancher and businessman at that point??

Or at the VERY least, why not send him to school to major in agriculture, since you claim that is the “family business” and always has been?

#2 – After Clayton wasted four years and $120,000 on a useless degree and graduated in 2013, why did he immediately scurry off to China to be a kindergarten ‘teacher’? Seems VERY bizarre, to say the least. As an “oldest child of an oldest child whose duty was to the family ranch” (Clayton’s words) why would you not IMMEDIATELY return to the “ranch business” and start your career? You didn’t go to college to be a teacher AND you were supposedly the next generation of Tucker rancher. So why waste “a few years” (2013 to 2016) over in China doing God knows what? Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, unless the REAL story is that Clayton was a rudderless fuckup who had no intention of ever being a rancher at all. He spent three years in China trying to “find himself” – like a girl.

#3 – Upon leisurely returning to Lampasas in 2016, Clayton did NOT jump into the “family ranching business” at all! He immediately became a “political organizer” for a communist political group called “Our Revolution.” He has mentioned this many, many times. When he ran for City council in 2021 (FIVE YEARS after his triumphant return to Lampasas) he listed his occupation on his candidacy papers as “political organizer” and NOT rancher!

#4 – How did you “lose your health insurance” in 2019 by running for office? Did you have insurance with Our Revolution and they terminated it? Is this just a huge lie to make it look like you are making a sacrifice (most likely)? If you were a Tucker Family Rancher this entire time, then you must have removed yourself from your own ranch-provided health insurance, right? Have you EVER had a single employee on the Tucker Family Ranch?

#5 – What “crops” were you “clearing a field” for back when the above photo was taken? Because it looks an AWFUL lot like you are just mowing the lawn here with the shredder attachment. Oh, and according to your latest rewrite of history, your crop is actually GRASS!! So why are you just destroying your “grass crop” here?

I know you aren’t cutting hay, because you posted this on November 30th and NOBODY is making hay then. The first freeze for this area is typically by November 12th. You’re a bit late, buddy.

Lies and more lies. There has never been ONE PHOTO of ANY crop being grown at the fake Tucker ranch. In fact, he now claims the crop is “grass.”

#6 – if you were ALWAYS a rancher and you were ALWAYS up against Big Ag and the evil monopolies that were ruining the “family farm,”then how come when you ran for State Senate District 24 in 2020 did you make NO MENTION of ANY of those things?? In fact, here are your Top Three Issues – and they read like a Bernie Sanders/Our Revolution manifesto, not a career rancher. Oops…

#7 – If Clayton is a fifth-generation rancher (according to Clayton) or a sixth generation rancher (according to Howard) and the ranch has been around as a primary going concern all those many decades, then why did you only incorporate and name the ranch in December of 2023, a mere two years ago? How did you do business, pay taxes, etc without a corporate EIN tax number?

Don’t tell me you didn’t know how, because Clayton had SEVERAL other bullshit non-profits registered with the state long before that.

#8 – If you have “always been a ranching family” then why did you recently sneak into your own campaign website and scrub the word “ranch” and change it to “farming”?

#9 – If the ranch is in such a precarious position and it is SO important to you and the family that it survives, then why have you allowed Clayton to disappear and drive around Texas aimlessly for the last 7 months pretending to be a serious contender for a job he is not qualified for?

And my final question:

#10 – How in the hell did you NOT KNOW it was “baling hay,” you buffoon! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

For a very detailed timeline of Clayton’s past lies, fraud and bullshit please see my seminal work on the topic:

Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Web Of Lies. The Definitive Timeline Of A Fraud. 

This Man’s Fists Were Created For Communist Jaws.

They blocked ALL his punches.

With their faces.

Mr. Red Jacket even came back for a second helping. They are not too bright, these shitlib boys. Watch til the end….

So how many shitlibs does it take to stop one conservative man? We’ll never know.

Socialist Clump Snatcher Clayton Tucker Lies About “Food Allergy” To Give Himself King-Like Powers To Ban Everything.

Gee, for someone who hates “kings” and blabbers about going to “No Kings!” rallies all the time, he sure has a LOT of tyrannical schemes and made-up superpowers planned for himself when he becomes Ag Commissioner (HAHAHA!)

All that “no kings!” stuff only applies to Trump when he follows well-established immigration laws and tries to remove Clayton’s low-IQ Somali grifter friends.

It apparently DOESN’T apply to 35-year-old retarded socialists who think they are going to be Ag Commissioner (HAHAHAHAHA)…

Lived abroad? Oh yeah. When you babysat Chinese toddlers for nine months and then gallivanted around jobless for another year pretending to be a “world traveler” before you returned to the U.S. and immediately became an organizer for a communist group called “Our Revolution.” I remember now…

So now he’s all up in arms about chemicals and ultra-processed shitfoods? That’s very weird, because not too long ago, he was buying Froot Loops to give to the local mission as a donation. Now WHY would Clayton Tucker deliberately and KNOWLINGLY poison those poor people with the shittiest food known to man if he’s so concerned about all the chemicals and dyes?

What an asshole! This is the kid who claims to be a “farmer who grows crops” and yet he gives NONE of them away and instead shoves shitflakes and poison into their faces. Bagged in PLASTIC BAGS, no less!! Can you be a bigger hypocrite and anus? I doubt it.

Let’s look at all the other kingly and tyrannical superpowers Clayton Tucker dreams of having. Because that’s all this is: a pipe dream. In reality, he is a small, powerless, envious little loser who craves power and will never, ever get it. Must be very frustrating for the little guy.

#1 – is going to somehow get rid of all plastic in the environment. He never says how he plans to do this, but since a HUGE portion of it comes from tires and synthetic textiles, I guess he’s going to ban tires and clothes. Good plan, comrade! Right out of the old Soviet Union playbook! Oh, and Ag Commissioner has ZERO power to do this, of course.

#2 – is going to “fight” all the “bad” data centers. He alone will decide which data centers are bad or good, apparently. No doubt by using some greentard, social-justice gorilla math he invents. Of course, this is completely outside the power of ANY Ag Commissioner, but he ignores that fact and instead blabbers cliches.

#3 – will “fight” for rural healthcare. He never explains this either but since he is a HUGE fan of socialized medicine, you can bet it involves a massive amount of government control and spending. Of course, Ag Commissioner has ZERO power of this either.

#4 – “fight monopolies and oligarchs” – again, no details on how this will be accomplished. He makes a big stink about the shortage of meat packer competition but as I already showed, that is a result of his beloved Big Government. Furthermore, Trump, Sid Miller and Thomas Massey have been making progress on this already and lawsuits were filed YEARS ago. Clayton Tucker is not a lawyer so he has zero power to do anything about this either.

Wow! That’s a LOT of BIG issues that Clayton Tucker thinks he can solve as Ag Commissioner. Before you believe a word of any of it, remember that he is 35 years old and still lives with his mommy because he can’t “solve the problem” of being a grown man and taking care of himself yet.

He sounds like a seventh-grade girl running for class president and making a bunch of very stupid and impossible-to-keep promises to try and get the dummy vote: “I promise to reduce your homework! I promise to lower the prices in the vending machines! I promise we’ll have pizza day TWICE a week in the cafeteria!”

LOL. What a clown.

Look At The Energy! The Passion! The Adult Diapers!

The new personas are coming fast and furious these days! It used to take him eight or ten months to switch gears from fake cowboy to fake farmer to fake rancher.

Now he’s going from fake tough guy to fake rock star and televangelist in mere days…

Bandera has a population of about 900. LOL. Totally worth the five hours of driving, right comrade?? Kerr County voted 77% for Trump.

Yes, I’m sure these octogenarians are fretting non-stop about “data centers.” Most of these people won’t even be alive when the AI era gets kicked off for real in a few years. They should be spending time with their grandkids and playing golf instead of wasting their last precious moments listening to a shambolic rube with a mildewed brain blabber about “data centers.”

“Crowds” lol. Notice in all these photos, the shot gets tighter and tighter to hide the lack of people there. If Baby Beluga was honest and stood at the back of the room to take her staged photos, you’d see the “energetic crowd” is just 5 or 6 lonely old people who are there for the free cheese and crackers.

The guy in front is struggling to put his glasses on and the old lady in the back probably raised her gnarled hand and asked if pudding and milk will be served afterwards.

Christ, how pathetic.

But that doesn’t stop the deluded and retarded unemployed socialist from thinking he is a dynamic, in-demand and beloved rock star who will “see you next time!” when he tours the area. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Absolutely hilarious.

This Is Why They Wear Masks…

Local socialist and unemployed bum Clayton Tucker was baffled as to why ICE agents wear masks. Here is your answer…

Now that he’s been doxxed, he has a GoFundMe set up and I was proud to donate $1,000 to him first thing this morning.

It’s imperative that we make this guy rich, for two reasons:

1. The shitlibs are going to make his life a living hell (think Daniel Penny, Rittenhouse, etc).

2. To demonstrate to others that they’ll be taken care of for doing the right thing

Any guy who wakes up every day and has to deal with middle-aged, white, female shitlib morons trying to interfere with his LEGAL job of removing low-IQ, bulb-headed Somali grifters and criminals has my support 100% of the time. Throw all those scumbags out. If you have to throw a bunch of fat, stupid shitlib women to the ground in order to do that, oh well.

Nutless Socialist Monkey Who Spent $80,000 For College Degree Wants To Put “A Breaks” On Data Centers.

First he thought he was “bailing” hay all these years and now the unemployed clownbum who lives with his mom at age 35 wants to “put a breaks” on AI data centers….

As a reminder, Clayton Tucker’s parents paid around $80,000 to send him to college and major in a joke degree (Poli Sci).

Socialist dork knows nothing about anything.

What are the results of his “education”? He still doesn’t have a job. He still lives at home at age 35. He makes basic spelling errors that you are taught not to make in second grade (break versus brake, hear versus here, bailing versus baling).

Oh, and he once held up a nut and called it a bolt.

Truly, he has a dizzying intellect. If I were Terry and Howard I’d either ask his college for a full refund or throw his goldbricking ass out of the house once and for all. Sink or swim, you bitch.

Furthermore, his only real “job” right now is posting drivel on social media, of which he averages about one a day. You’d think that if the ONLY thing you had to do all day was to post a single tweet or blurb to show everyone how on-top-of-it you are, you’d check it for typos and spelling errors so you don’t look like a fucking moron.

But Comrade Clayton is not only stupid, he is also very lazy.

If you want to be a leader and run the entire billion-dollar Department of Agriculture and oversee 650 people, you better project an image of smarts, competence and previous accomplishments.

A 35-year-old boy who has no real job, lives with mom and makes constant spelling errors in his native language is the OPPOSITE of all those things. It projects an image of you as a loser and a retard – which is NOT who people want in charge of anything.

P.S. – I hate to BREAK it to the socialist dummy but here are ALREADY a LOT of data centers in Texas (between 400 and 600!) and have been for a long time. Facebook has at least THREE of them right now. Every time Comrade Clayton posts a gay video on Facebook of himself “fixing” a tractor or misusing a wrench or lying about his background, that is another 10 or 20 gigabytes of utter garbage that now sits on the Facebook servers and needs to be cooled and powered non-stop.

The funniest part? He always copies the same exact shit onto at least three different sites – Facebook, BlueSky and Twitter. You know what that means? THREE different companies and THREE different data centers housing his inane nonsense! LOL.

Here is the post AGAIN on a different site and with the EXACT SAME stupid spelling and grammar error – proving it wasn’t a typo, it was retardation…

It’s “putting THE BRAKES” on them, you MORON!!!

So to summarize:

#1 – huge data centers that house mindless social media shit that clowns like Clayton Tucker and Potato Head Fitzharris churn out nonstop are GOOD things and NOT a threat to humanity.

#2 – data centers that house “AI” – which might someday solve humanity’s most intractable problems like cancer and fusion – are BAD things because a 35-year-old fake rancher retard says so.

Got it??

P.S. – why was Clayton Tucker not crying about “wasteful” power usage for the last seven or eight years as hundreds of thousands of (highly subsidized) Tesla fagmobiles were plugging in to the grid and gobbling up gigawatts of power? Because he’s a hypocrite and a dunce.

The “AI expert” was ranting about socialized medicine and ending fossil fuels non-stop for the last 7 years until this latest fad appeared.

Dumb Woman Shot By ICE Was Trained Agitator. Shocker!

Well, well, well. Would you look at that…

Ah yes. A bunch of idiot women on social media egging each other on, thinking they are the hero in a Netflix special or something. Trying to get “likes” on TikTok. They think this is a game.

There has also been more footage released showing her idiot “wife” talking smack and begging for a scene. Hardly the “innocent” mom bullshit we were fed and which Clayton Tucker swallowed like he swallows Beto’s cock…

This 100% confirms they were left wing agitators intentionally trying to provoke an altercation with law enforcement, and then they drove right at him.

Also as an aside, I’m reading that this dead moron “mom” didn’t even have custody of two of her kids. Do you know how big of a fuckup you have to be to lose custody as a MOM?? A pretty big one. All this dirt will come out eventually.

This idiot should have been home baking cookies or doing laundry. Instead she made the stupid decision to go antagonize federal law enforcement for Internet fame – and she got it in spades.

Since this deceased dummy is supposedly a poet, I thought I’d show you a REAL poet. I have been writing insulting limericks for decades. I wrote this one in about 45 seconds at the bar last night after two pints of Guinness during a football game:

  • There once was a dummy named Good
  • Who tried to smash cops on her hood
  • Two shots to the head
  • She’s now really dead
  • And I’m over here sporting wood!

Suck on that, warrior poet!

Oh, and one more thing to all the dummies who think this “evil nazi” ICE agent was unjustified and will be “brought to justice” lol!!

Go look up the story of FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi and how he killed Vicky Weaver as she stood unarmed and holding her baby (oh, and also shot the 14-year-old son in the back). NOTHING ever happened to that piece of shit. It’s called “immunity” – and although it sucks in situations like Horiuchi’s where he CLEARLY murdered an innocent woman, that is not even close to the case here. So don’t get your hopes up that you’ll see any “justice,” you morons.

Socialist Weakling Who Lives With Mom At Age 35 Tries To Adopt “Tough-Guy Tucker” Persona As He Tweets Drivel From Mom’s Upstairs Bedroom.

This might be my favorite fake persona yet! The “tough guy” persona. Local 198-pound weakling and unemployed bum Clayton Tucker posted TWO “tough guy” tweets in 24 hours! He must have finally eaten a hamburger or something and got his testosterone level over 200 for a day.

“Come and take it” says the fag who is petrified of guns and wants them banned. LOL.

Any one of those “cosplay” ICE guys could snap this pussyfag fake rancher in half with one hand, but Tucker is a BIG tough guy tweeting from Mom’s bedroom 1000 miles away. LOL.

If all my other posts didn’t make it clear, this certainly does: Clayton Tucker is in favor of open borders and allowing third-world, low IQ scumbags to loot the taxpayer for billions. He doesn’t care about the taxes because he is a freeloader who is basically unemployed and can’t even make enough money to support himself at age 35. So he’s fine with YOU getting looted by these animals.

Then he takes pictures with them and publicly licks their assholes. He’s a fucking disgrace to the state of Texas and his entire fake rancher family.

An easy way to not get shot by a federal agent is to refrain from hitting them with your car. Basically the lowest possible bar. If you can’t clear it, the consequences are your own fault.

Clayton Tucker thinks that enforcing THE LAW is “fascism” and he thinks that dumb cunts who try to run over cops with their vehicle (after harassing them all day and impeding them in their duties) are just an innocent bystanders.

If you think an agitator has the right to hit federal agents with her car to stop them from enforcing our immigration laws then you are not only retarded but also evil and morally insane, and I don’t recognize you as a good faith actor, a respectable human, or a fellow American.

The truth is, that dumb twat gave her life to protect illegal 68 IQ Somali grifters who couldn’t give less of a shit about her. That is the most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet. I think it’s hilarious.

I think Clayton Tucker should fly on up there to Minnesota and give those ICE agents a piece of his mind. I’ll even buy you a plane ticket, douchebag! Maybe call them a chickenshit in person. Oh wait, that’s right – he only sits at mom’s house and tweets fake tough-guy shit and then goes to pizza parties with Antifa fags. My bad.

P.S. – just so I have Clayton Tucker’s female-like “logic” straight:

#1 – an ICE agent wearing a mask is a “chickenshit” because he doesn’t want mobs of cunts like Clayton Tucker doxxing him and then attacking his wife, kids and maybe burning down his home.

#2 – Clayton Tucker wore a mask for a YEAR riding around by himself in a car because he was afraid of a cold virus.

So who is the REAL chickenshit, you little clown boy??

Maybe sit this one out. Go fuck a goat or something, buddy. Let out all that “tough guy” energy on a farm animal and stop embarrassing yourself yet again in public.

Texas Democrat State Chair Kendall Scudder Violates Law – Ignores Requests To Release Clayton Tucker Candidacy Filings. Attorney General Notified.

Poor Ken Doll. Did he think I was just going to give up? Not likely.

As you recall, Ken Doll received a certified letter back on December 8th requesting ALL documents related to Clayton Tucker’s Ag Commissioner filings….

Tomorrow will mark one month since he received the letter – and still no communication by email, phone or snail mail. I even called the Texas State Democrap Party and left a message two days ago (they can’t afford a secretary).

Zero response.

SO, according to Lena Proft (Managing Attorney – Election Division) who I have been conversing with recently:

Section 141.035 states that an application for a place on the ballot, including an accompanying petition, is public information immediately on its filing. Therefore, if you submit a public information act request for the application the filing authority is required to provide you a copy.

Typically, they must “promptly” produce public information in response to your request. “Promptly” means that they may take a reasonable amount of time to produce the information and may not delay. The amount of time reasonably necessary to release information can vary depending on the facts in each case. If they will take longer than ten business days to produce the requested information, they must notify you when the information will be released.

So now the Attorney General has been notified. I know Lady Clayton reads here so she can see what her latest typos and lies are on her websites and then go fix them. Might wanna tell your girlfriend Ken Doll to cough up those documents, Comrade. Or it will be even more embarrassing for you later! I promise that.

Fake Rancher Clayton Tucker Lies AGAIN. Alters Previous “Facts” To Fit Current Narrative. Now He Is A Fake AI Expert.

There are three things you can count on in life: death, taxes and fake rancher Clayton Tucker lying about his past and then getting caught by me when he makes a ham-handed edit of his previous statements.

This time it’s AI, of course. Comrade Clayton has been crying out his asshole for a month now about “AI” and how we’re all doomed. It has basically replaced his “global warming” hysteria because most people now understand that global warming bullshit was all a hoax. So he needs a new thing to tremble and cry about.

Clayton thinks he’s going to save us all from this AI horror despite the fact that (1) he can’t even fend for himself in his OWN life and (2) AI has absolutely NOTHING to do with Ag Commissioner duties. Not that it really matters since he doesn’t qualify to be Ag Commissioner in the first place and he won’t win anyways.

But Comrade Clayton the fake rancher, fake water researcher and fake energy expert needed a way to be a fake AI expert – and it looks like he found one…

His “book” that he “wrote” was NOT about AI. At least, it wasn’t up until a day or two ago before he changed his previous statements. I know this, because I ridiculed his “book” two years ago and I remember how he described it as “1984 and social media” over and over. I also copied some extremely terrible and gay excerpts from his “book.”

Book Review: Clayton Tucker’s Sci-Fi Disaster “Mandated Happiness.”

[Keep in mind, all he did was pay a “publisher” thousands of dollars to “publish” his tripe on Amazon. Anyone who is stupid enough to waste thousands of dollars of his inheritance can do the same.]

So for the last six years, Comrade Clayton HIMSELF described it everywhere as “1984 and social media” – which is outrageous because 1984 is one of the greatest books ever written and “Mandated Happiness” is a chaotic, bumbling pile of dogshit written by an unemployed moron who lives with his mom at age 35.

Here is how it USED to be described by Comrade Clayton:

But that doesn’t allow him to lie and paint himself as some AI expert who predicted the future years ago. So he went in there and changed the description in multiple places recently…

Retard makes a typo when he goes in to change history – accidentally types 1983 instead of 1984. BAHAHAHAHA. Douchebag!!

But in typical fashion, Clayton Tucker fucked up his cover-up – as he always does. As you can see, when he went in there to add “AND AI” recently, he made a typo and fucked up the name of George Orwell’s book 1984 –so now it says 1983.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jesus Christ. As I’ve said many, many times: he can’t even LIE competently. He fucks up his own fuckups! Like when he faked his tractor repair and used the wrench incorrectly and then held up a nut and called it a bolt.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now the monkey will dance for me AGAIN and go in there in a few days and change 1983 to 1984.

What a complete scumbag and moron. How fucking SAD is it that he sits in mom’s house and goes back constantly changing his “history” to make himself look more competent and smarter but then AWLAYS outing himself with stupid mistakes when he does it.

Fucking loser.