Unemployed Deadbeat Socialist Bum Touts His Fellow Deadbeat Socialist Bum: A Dirtbag Named Etienne Rosas.

Birds of a feather. Always.

Seems like every single scumbag socialist is either (1) a clueless/rich kid who has done nothing but take classes in useless subjects til age 35 or (2) lazy bum who still lives with mom and has delusions of grandeur. Clayton Tucker is the latter kind but his new buddy Etienne Rosas is the former…

Oh! He’s “working class”? Must be a plumber, truck driver, electrician or own a small business, right? He must do SOMETHING useful that can qualify as “work,” yes?

Surely you joke! He’s a filthy communist, after all. Which means he’s a useless deadbeat. Let’s look at his resume:

Wow. I don’t know how much all those useless degrees cost mommy and daddy but if it was less than $400,000 I’d be shocked. Much like Clayton Tucker, this clown graduated college almost TWENTY YEARS AGO and is still dicking around in school and “being a musician” – refusing to earn a real living. Pathetic.

Oh but wait! He founded a non-profit NGO (of course! Grifter alert!) which is very worried about “white supremacy” among other things.

Here is his blurb about it…

Here’s the weird thing though: there is no record of Etienne Rosas being part of ANY corporation in Texas! Nor is there any record of him on Transparency USA! NOR is there any mention of him on the “Our Team” section of his shitty NGO non-profit grifter website!

That’s 0 for 3, buddy! Is he a pathological liar like his buddy Clayton Tucker? Possibly. They ARE both filthy communists, after all. That’s what communists do.

Oh, and for good measure, I put “Rio Grande Research Group” through the search engine at Data Republican’s awesome website. Guess what? No hits there either! Looks like a shell company he just made up out of thin air to look like he has a job. Also, much like Clayton Tucker!

If you look under their “Key Publications“ page, you get a couple photos and no links to anything. Same with their “Blog” link! I mean, it looks like something a Somali scammer would put up to help look legit for a grift – just a weak facade and nothing else there! So where are all these “publications” you researched and worked so hard on, you grifting dirtbag?

This guy is an even BIGGER and slimier grifting piece of shit than Clayton Tucker himself – a pretty high bar.

So to summarize: This Etienne Rosas clown is a white-hating ingrate who likely has rich parents (or stupidly put himself in debt for life) and who has never worked a day in his life at a real job. He’s a bum and a scumbag. THESE are the types of commie filth that Clayton Tucker endorses, promotes and associates with.

Disgusting.

P.S. – here is a blurb from his writing on a Reddit thread:

…after that, I began my own NGO called “Rio Grande Research Group” based in Brownsvillewith the goal of securing grantsto address border issues and improve Mexican-American relations.

“With the goal of grifting government money from the taxpayers!” He comes right out and admits it! He sets up this non-profit NGO bullshit to milk the taxpayers by taking grants and “studying” issues. What a fucking piece of shit this guy is.

Lampasas Grifter Clayton Tucker’s Two Good Friends Are In Hot Water For Massive Fraud And Grifting In Minnesota.

Weird that local socialist Clayton Tucker hasn’t mentioned any of this at all. After all, his good buddy Ilhan Omar and the incompetent moron Tim Walz are both BIG HEROES of Clayton Tucker’s!

Naturally, since Clayton Tucker is ALSO an incompetent scumbag grifter, he has nothing but admiration for the grifting Somalis and the incompetent socialist clown Tim Walz.

BAHAHAHAHA! Yeah! Great pick! A prancing poof who is now proving to the world he was either in on one of the biggest frauds in history OR he was too fucking stupid to notice a bunch of inbred, 69 IQ, balloon-headed Somali scumbags were stealing $9 BILLION right under his nose. It’s either one or the other, comrade.

As you watch illegal Somalis defraud and pilfer BILLIONS of YOUR tax dollars, remember who the assholes were who were ALL IN FAVOR of letting these parasites in the front gate:

Reminder: Clayton’s DAD works for Firefly, which receives taxpayer dollars through the space program.

Clayton Tucker: “If Austin Wants To Be A Sanctuary City, Then Let It”

Clayton Tucker’s Dad Also Claims To Be A “Fifth-Generation Rancher.” Is His Son Also His Brother??

Oh boy! Local socialist scumbag Clayton Tucker’s never-mentioned DAD has now jumped into the Sid Miller fray.

Guess what? Dad is ALSO claiming to be a “fifth-generation rancher” just like his idiot son. So are they actually brothers or does the aerospace engineer who works for Firefly not know basic math? Or was Clayton lying when HE claimed to be a “fifth-generation rancher” all those times? LOL. Jesus, what a fucked up family.

Clayton’s Dad whining that he has “never seen” Sid Miller. LOL. Hey dummy, there are about 230,000 operations in the state. You expect him to knock on every one of those doors? You’re about as smart as your son.

At first I figured this was Comrade Clayton himself, posting in his Dad’s account (Pontiac Plus is Dad’s side biz). But after reading it a few times, I’m 99% sure it is someone else and might actually be his dad. Yes, he’s ALSO a terrible writer but in a different way from his son.

The only reason I can think for Howard to make noise like this after SIX YEARS of being silent through Clayton’s countless other failed projects and fuckups is that he is thinking “holy shit, I REALLY need my kid to win this and get his out of my house once and for all.” That’s the only reason that makes sense to me.

There is a LOT to unpack here. Let’s dive in:

#1 – BOTH Clayton and his dad claim to be “fifth-generation ranchers.” This is impossible unless they are brothers. Someone is a liar. Possibly both of them.

#2 – Howard Tucker has stated on MANY occasions (Pontiac Facebook page, recent newspaper interview) to have made a good living in the aerospace industry – with a side hustle modifying and restoring Pontiacs.

Lookie there! It says RIGHT THERE “an engineer by trade.” Not rancher. Not farmer. Engineer. In fact there is ZERO mention in the entire thirty-paragraph interview of any ranch of any kind! Crazy, right??

#3 – Old Howard dug his grave a little deeper with THESE remarks:

Oops. He admits here that his DAY JOB (his REAL JOB) gets in the way of his Pontiac restoration HOBBY. Again – no mention of ranching at all. And yes, he DOES work at Firefly as I deduced about nine months ago.

So as Howard gets on Facebook and cries a river about how Sid Miller won’t “help us poor ranchers” let me fill you in on the REAL Tucker family experience, as I have pieced it together:

Dad has worked in the aerospace industry as a full-time “day job” – this means the federal government is indirectly supporting Howard with federal tax dollars through the space program and its contracts with Firefly and Northrop Grumman. Dad complains his day job leaves him little time for his favorite hobby of restoring old Pontiacs. Of course, all that would logically leave him even LESS time for his OTHER hobby of being a pretend rancher!

Mom worked for the railroad commission and thus ALSO depended on STATE taxpayers for her salary and now pension.

They lived in Georgetown for most of Clayton’s childhood – NOT as “rural ranchers and farmers” or squirrel-shooting hillbillies. Since they had TWO incomes and ONE retarded kid, I doubt they were hurting for money very badly. As of now, they live about one mile from a Starbucks – not exactly “rural dudes,” if you ask me.

Furthermore, the “ranch” (as far as I can track down) ACTUALLY belongs to Terry’s parents – Bob and Ree Wright, whose names Clayton tried to drop and win votes with when he got stomped for City council four years ago:

“Since the 70s” means about 50 years – hardly enough time for FIVE or SIX generations of fake Tucker ranchers to have come into being…unless they marry and have kids at age 10.

In fact, it appears that Howard (like Clayton) owns no ranch land at all! It belongs to his father-in-law. So I’m not sure why he’s crying so much about all this.

Clayton only moved back to Lampasas in 2016, and was a self-admitted “community organizer” for a socialist movement called “Our Revolution” – as I have covered and proved ad nauseum. He didn’t invent his fake rancher persona until roughly 2021 or 2022 after failing THREE times to win political office.

No, the Tuckers are just regular Joes with regular jobs who threw a few head of cattle onto grandpa’s land to get a tax break and then call themselves “ranchers.” We know this because Clayton admitted as much on his fake ranch website:

This pisses me off more than almost anything else the fake rancher has done or said. That’s because Clayton is constantly screaming for more free lunches at school and higher pay for teachers – which is funded by property taxes. Then he turns around and admits he’s trying to scam the system on a fake ranch and pay LESS in taxes. Not that he has ever paid any property taxes in his entire life, because he owns no land. Dad and grandpa pay those.

So in closing, it really takes SOME NERVE for these Tucker fuckers to BOTH make a living off the taxpayer, spend very little time on the “ranch” but THEN COMPLAIN they can’t make a living “ranching” and want Sid Miller to “help out the little guy” – presumably with MORE tax dollars. Shit, I paid $7 a pound for ground beef at M&M today and you assholes can’t make a buck with the FREE land grandpa handed you??

Fuck you guys. Eat a dick.

P.S. – after living here for over 14 years and reading dozens and dozens of articles in the Dispatch about local ranchers, not ONCE have I seen or heard the Tucker name come up. Mark Langford is a REAL rancher, not a hobbyist. The Tuckers are fakes and poseurs. I hope Sid Miller mails you a big bag of horseshit.

Unemployed Bum With Micropenis Poisoning People With Microplastics.

About a month ago, local socialist plonker and fake grass farmer Clayton Tucker was telling us the world was about to end because of plastic.

In terms of Tucker Time, that is ages ago, because now he is already on to telling us the world will end because of data centers and has forgotten all about his plastic hysteria.

But a funny thing happened this morning.

I read an article on the SOURCES of these microplastics, and the data may surprise you!

Where Do Microplastics Come From Anyway?

It turns out TIRES are a MUCH bigger source than I had imagined!

In other words, the more you drive, the more you spew tire particles into the air.

Now, who do we know who is driving around non-stop for no reason at all? Who do we know who just bragged about driving over 30,000 miles in the last five months – about FIVE TIMES more than a normal driver?

Oh yeah…THIS buffoon!

Unemployed Bum And Fake Rancher Is Actually Bragging About Spinning His Wheels For 30,000 Miles In Last Five Months.

I mean, it’s one thing for a long-haul trucker to drive 80,000 miles a year and release tire particles into the air. He is actually doing something useful like delivering food, building materials, medicine, etc. Things people actually NEED.

Clayton Tucker, on the other hand, may as well pump 1,500 gallons of gasoline into a bathtub and set it on fire. That would actually be BETTER for the environment than driving around in circles for thousands of miles just to spew the words “monopoly” and “oligarch” to a dozen senile old farts at a taco stand.

He’s also doing it in a hybrid truck that weighs about two tons and thus chews up tires even faster. Actually, more like 2.2 tons since Izzy the Baby Beluga is always in the passenger seat.

Classic. Just like Al Gore chiding us on fossil fuels while he flies around in a private jet, so does the socialist half-wit spew microplastics into the air at a rate that is FIVE TIMES the national average.

It’s safe to say that Clayton Tucker is literally poisoning you with his tires while complaining about microplastics on the Internet. What a complete douchebag.

Thank God Our Forefathers Weren’t Weak, Scared Pussyfags Like Clayton Tucker.

After jumping around issues aimlessly from ending fossil fuels by 2030, to greedy corporations, oligarchs, banning all plastics, free school lunches, shrimp boats, and a dozen other fleeting fads, local socialist houseplant Clayton Tucker’s LATEST cause célèbre is putting a stop to AI data centers. He is literally losing his mind over it.

Of course, that is 37 more jobs than Clayton Tucker has created in his entire pathetic existence. Just ask him: how many people has his “ranch” employed? The answer is zero.

Also, a few years ago, Comrade Clayton was DEMANDING more solar farms because of “all the jobs” they would bring.

Ummm…yeah, once the solar farm is built it takes a LOT less than 37 people to maintain it, you idiot. Kind of the same complaint you have with the data centers. A huge difference is that the solar farms are highly subsidized by the taxpayer and the data centers are funded by Big Tech’s own pockets.

Even more amusing, he thinks that when he becomes Ag Commissioner (HAHAHAHAHA!) HE will get to decide which data centers are “good” and which are “bad” and he promises to fight the “bad” ones.

Someone might want to show him the official duties of Ag Commissioner. Nowhere does it say “pick and choose data centers,” you imbecile.

Never mind that this kid lives with his mom and has never held down a real job or employed a single person at age 35. Never mind that he was GIVEN free land to use with equipment to play on and (allegedly) four generations of Tucker ranching knowledge to draw on and STILL cannot make a buck at it. Never mind that he has been DEAD WRONG about every single issue he takes a stance on.

Never mind all that. Only HE can solve this complex data center problem.

He will solve it by getting 200 people to SIGN A PETITION! LOL.

Does this fucking retard actually think an electric eel needs a power source?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit.

He is worried about power and water for these data centers. There is a simple solution for both:

#1 – Build more power plants. REAL ones, not the useless gaytard pinwheels that cost a fortune and don’t work for shit. We need nukes and nat gas. If we hadn’t been dicking around with wind and solar (which Clayton LOVES and thinks can replace all fossil fuels) all these years, we’d have about 8 or 10 kick-ass reactors churning out EMISSION-FREE power 98% of the time.

#2 – Use closed-loop cooling systems to chill these data centers, instead of evaporative cooling. How do I know closed-loop cooling systems work? Because I have one in my fucking truck. So does everyone else who drives an ICE vehicle. It’s called a radiator.

Your air conditioner and fridge work in a similar fashion, you absolute retard.

Smart guys have already figured this out. VERY smart guys who don’t live with their moms and who build things for a living. We have already invented them right here in America – as usual.

You see, if our ancestors were all Clayton Tucker types, we’d still be sitting in caves eating berries like a bunch of scared pussies. Scared, weak pussies like our hypothetical Caveman Clayton would look at the buffalo and think “that is too big for us to kill…I guess we are eating berries forever. Oh well.”

Luckily, our ancestors were MEN who shaped and dominated their environment and bent the world to their will. They said “there’s got to be a way to kill that tasty meat” and then invented the spear. The MEN went out and speared that fucker while Caveman Clayton stayed back with the other women and circulated a petition to ban spears because they looked scary. That’s because Caveman Clayton, much like Modern Day Clayton, is a nutless and sackless eunuch too scared to strike out and solve a problem and improve the world.

History is filled with REAL MEN who invented incredible things to overcome hardship and solve problems. Willis Carrier, Henry Ford, Eli Whitney, James Watt, Karl Benz and other MEN who created solutions and solved problems.

We need way more MEN making the world better and far fewer PUSSIES sitting around whining with a petition in their hands telling us the sky is falling.

Is Fake Rancher Now Sporting A Fake Injury?

What happens when a fake rancher does fake work for years and years? Eventually, he gets a fake injury, apparently!

Less than 24 hours earlier, Comrade Clayton’s soft, delicate hands were uninjured…

Why do I say “delicate and soft as baby shit”? Here’s how they looked on the day he signed his candidacy papers:

Not a scratch, scrape, ant bite, cut or callous to be found. Not even a speck of dirt under a fingernail.

Obviously not the hands of a “farmer.” Those are the hands of a fake rancher or fake grass farmer who spends all his time driving a hybrid wind-up toy truck around Texas and using grifted donations to pay for his semen-frothed mochaccinos at the Starbucks drive-thru!

So the question is: what is the injury, how did he do it, and who wrapped that hand?

It’s VERY shocking that Comrade Clayton hasn’t already made a breathless social media post about how it happened. After all, he’s like a teen girl and posts EVERY time he “gets hurt” on the fake ranch.

I know he didn’t do it trying to have sex with his farm animals, because he has been away from the “ranch” nonstop for the entire week.

The very gayest injury that might explain that ridiculous bandage is a “sprained wrist” which is the most effeminate injury I can think of. So that’s probably what it is. I’m guessing Mercer gets them too. It’s the limp wrist thing…

A deep cut that requires that level of wrapping? I’m guessing he’d freak out at that one and go to the ER – which would have resulted in multiple social media posts. He would have made it a “teaching moment” about how terrible the U.S. health industry is and how we need to be more like Canada – but he didn’t, so that’s out. Besides, how the hell would he cut the palm of his hand? Not like he was cooking a meal or butchering a rabbit.

Perhaps he hurt it in a game of Gay Chicken.

No, I’m guessing the “injury” was some tiny bit of pain that most of us would ignore but for which Comrade Clayton had Izzy the Baby Beluga go run to the store and grab an ACE bandage for him. That’s it. Then he’ll tell the dumb old ladies he hurt himself BAILING hay. LOL.

What a fucking maroon.

Socialist Cockroach Clayton Tucker Tries To Pretend He Is A Patriot. Ditches Arabic Lapel Pin And Replaces With Texas Flag.

Well, THIS is a first! Then again, socialist mealworm Clayton Tucker will do ANYTHING and tell ANY LIE to try and convince you he’s not a far-left, antifa-loving, open-borders, muzzie-loving radical socialist.

He was recently spotted sporting a Texas flag lapel pin…

(Still looking like Simple Jack, by the way)

“Simple Tuck, the story of a mentally impaired Lampasas farm hand who can “talk” to animals was a box office disaster, which many critics called ‘the worst movie of all time.“

Yes, he wasted ANOTHER seven hours driving to and from Gainesville to talk to 3 or 4 morons there. How do I know they are morons? Because if they wanted to get information about “water, land and farm monopolies” they could just type that into ChatGPT and get a fairly accurate synopsis in 5 seconds. Instead they are wasting time listening to a 35-year-old unemployed fake rancher boy who lives with mommy.

Ergo….morons.

But the Texas pin is just another bit of fakery and bullshit – kind of like his tractor photos.

You see, Clayton Tucker has spent the last handful of years wearing shit like THIS while licking the ass of anti-American muslim scumbags like Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar:

Yes, that is an Arabic symbol on his lapel. No, I have no clue what it means because I’m an American and not a third-world dirtbag who wipes my ass with my hand. Nor am I an ass-kisser of them.

Also, the ONLY flag he has EVER flown on mommy’s house was THIS one for about a year….

That’s the REAL Clayton Tucker: celebrating muzzie holidays. Hanging Ukrainian flags. Wearing muzzie lapel pins. Hatred of America. Endorsing Anti-American muzzies for the Texas House.

This latest costume change is purely to try and trick voters into thinking he’s some “salt of the earth” Texas rancher. Which we ALL know is a lie. He is a HUGE friend of open borders and muslims.

Comrade Clayton gave this foreign-born muzzie his full-throated endorsement. Bhojani then took his oath of office on the Quran, and NOT on the bible.

Silver Spoon Pussy And Fake Rancher Who Was Handed FREE LAND And Four Generations Of Knowledge Cannot Produce Food.

Fake rancher Clayton Tucker has claimed to be a “fifth generation rancher” for many years now. He has also claimed to be a farmer, but has never grown a single vegetable or fruit on grandpa’s property. These are facts.

He has been driving around in circles in Texas for about six months now, wasting thousands of gallons of gasoline and screaming about how food prices are too high…

Four useless pussies who grow ZERO food but sure do cry a lot. This is not “working” – this is “posing”

Believe it or not, the dork on Comrade Clayton’s left with the black cowboy hat is an even BIGGER fake cowboy than Comrade Clayton himself! His name is Kyle Rable and he doesn’t even bother to post a FAKE occupation on his bio. He just sponges off the names of his parents and grandparents and says he comes from a long line of “hard working” people. He’s also STILL in school dicking around at his age – avoiding honest work, clearly. Also no mention of what he studies in school. So, no job and a joke degree. Very much like his buddy Comrade Clayton right next to him!

Here are some facts for you bozos:

Things that DON’T lower food prices:

  1. Driving all over the state in a hybrid wind-up toy truck with a fat chick.
  2. Posting pictures with other useless, unemployed bums on Bluesky.
  3. Going to pizza parties in Austin.

[Holy shit! A dozen unemployed bums showed up for free pizza?!? They must really be true believers! Weird how Comrade Clayton didn’t have this at one of the six or seven pizza places right here in his hometown to support the local restaurants. Or better yet, why not do a bbq with his OWN BEEF he supposedly raises???]

Things that DO lower food prices:

Increasing your cattle herd and thus increasing the supply of beef out there.

So which one of these things does Clayton Tucker the “fifth generation rancher” choose to do? Does he choose to roll up his sleeves and take advantage of the FREE LAND, FREE EQUIPMENT and supposed FREE KNOWLEDGE of the four generations of fake ranchers who came before him? Does he try to make something of all the FREE SHIT he was handed and never had to work for at all?

No, he does not.

Instead, he prances around Austin at “pizza parties” paid for with the money he grifted from little old ladies. He wears gay hats and hangs out with radical, left-wing antifa faggots.

How do I know they are radical left-wing antifa faggots? Well, just look at the hat that fat bearded dork is wearing:

It says “ACAB” – which the antifa clowns paint everywhere. It means “All Cops Are Bastards”

THAT is the type of commie, far-left, radical douchebags that Clayton Tucker surrounds himself with. Losers and bums, just like him.

Even MORE hysterical is the red XXXXL t-shirt that Izzy the Baby Beluga is wearing right next to him. It says “reasonable workload / fair compensation” and has a power fist symbol in the middle. Clearly some kind of union reference. The irony is, of course, that Clayton Tucker very likely pays her $0 for all her wasted time on his campaign, as we discussed months ago.

Then again, we still have NO IDEA how Clayton Tucker is spending all his grifted money because he has STILL NOT FILED a spending report with the proper agencies!

Ask FDR. Solar Panel Edition.

Dear Fake Dummy Rancher, you have been all hysterical lately about “AI Data Centers” and how they will make our power bills go higher. The obvious solution is to build more power plants that produce CHEAP and RELIABLE power (natural gas and nuclear) – something the greentards have fought for decades in favor of UNRELIABLE and RETARDED forms of power like pinwheels and solar. Luckily, Texas is way ahead of the curve in putting up new RELIABLE power plants.

If you’re so worried about higher power bills, why don’t you just put some solar panels on your mom’s house or your grandma’s ranch to offset those “higher bills”??? You’ve been screaming about solar and wind for the last 5+ yearsyet YOU don’t have a single solar panel or wind turbine on your family’s property! What gives??

Fake Dummy Rancher responds: “I’m just a quasi-retarded ‘grass farmer’ who lives with his mother at age 35 – you can’t possibly expect me to know anything even though I lied about being an ‘energy expert’ a few years ago. I don’t care about the “devistating” “climate crisis” anymore. Haven’t you heard?? Now I only cry out my asshole about monopolies…not solar panels.”