Socialist Gaylord Clayton Tucker Gets Excoriated In Social Media Comments Section.

“Sugar in the gas tank,” “standing like a lady with birthing hips,” “his boyfriend pegged him last night” – these are all worthy and accurate comments. I wish I’d thought of them first.

What started the insult fest was this less-than-heterosexual pose and ridiculous Canadian tuxedo in a photo from his latest ten-hour-roundtrip wheel spinning excursion….

Standard Comrade Clayton crowd: 75% senile old ladies and fat chicks and 25% male pussies and dorks.

The reactions were swift. Apparently I’m not the only one who thinks that perhaps Clayton is light in his loafers, and also a total moron and a fraud:

To be clear, him being a homo is the least of his problems. I’d be friends with 1,000 homos before I’d be friends with ONE America-hating socialist cunt like Clayton Tucker.

In fact, he’d probably get some slack if he finally came out of the closet. It would certainly explain why he’s 35 and has never been seen with a female (besides his beard Kristi Lara). As it is now, he just looks like a BIGGER loser for living with mom, having no real job AND not getting a girl.

How about it Comrade?? Why don’t you just come clean already. I guarantee you your Dad already knows this just from watching your antics over the last 30 years. You wear a purse and drove a Chevy Equinox, for fuck sake!!

Doesn’t every “rancher” drive an Equinox??

Price Of Silver Now Up over 120% This Year. Must Be Those Evil Silver Monopolies, Right Comrade?

After trading around $28 at the start of the year, silver FINALLY played catchup to gold and has topped $63.

If you are a financially ignorant socialist who thinks prices of everything go up because of “monopolies” then you might start screaming about the “silver monopolies” causing this issue.

But if you understand that massive government deficit spending, debt and the idiots at the Federal Reserve debasing the currency are at fault, you are not surprised at all. In fact, you’d expect silver to rise much higher.

I hate to say I told you so, but I DID tell you so. In fact, silver is up 30% just in the last two months. Not bad for an inert, non-productive, “barbarous relic.”

The Federal Reserve made things worse yesterday by cutting rates and promising to monetize debt. The metals, which are REAL money since they can’t be printed out of thin air, are responding accordingly today. It’s simple math.

In reality, it’s not gold and silver (or housing) that has “gone up” – it’s the shitty dollar that has been printed into oblivion that has gone DOWN.

Communist Monkey Finally Dances For Me. Quietly Goes In And Changes “Bailing” Hay To “Baling” Hay.

That’s right, monkey boy. Dance.

It took him two weeks because he obviously couldn’t change it immediately and prove me right. But he eventually DID sneak in there and change his giant gaffe so he wasn’t “bailing” hay anymore.

Here is how it looked before, when he didn’t know it was spelled “baling” hay…

Here is how it looks today, after sneaking in and doing his monkey dance after I ridiculed him mercilessly….

Notice he ALSO changed it from “RANCH” family to “FARMING” family!

This goes along with his recent sneaky bullshit pivot (also caused by my ridicule) that he will NEVER be able to qualify for Ag Commissioner because he is not and never was a “rancher” engaged in the “business of agriculture.” So NOW he’s pretending to be a farmer who grows grass – hoping THAT might be enough to make the qualifications.

This duplicitous and deceitful scumbaggery ALONE should disqualify him. It is a tacit admission he has been lying for years about this ‘ranching’ nonsense.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton, his social media is littered with him calling himself a rancher and never says shit about ‘farming’ up until a week ago.

Like this retard video, for example:

“I am a rancher. I raise goats and cattle and donkeys” – whoops!

I expect he’ll delete this one too, just like his video of him using a wrench wrong to “fix” his tractor and then holding up a nut and calling it a bolt.

Don’t worry, fag. I already copied it to my phone. LOL.

Just like everything else in his life: lies and incompetence and then incompetent at lying!

Lies like “I’m a water researcher” or “I’m a rancher” or “I’m straight.” It’s just lie after lie after lie. Pathetic.

Pretend Politician Pussyboy Panders To Pottery Participants

Just when you thought Comrade Clayton had hit rock bottom by taking selfies with the likes of Ron Reynolds, we get this latest humiliation ritual.

“Hey! It’s just like massaging a big slippery cock!”

My god. I guess he ran out of the “12 old people at a taco stand” events and is now just driving up to random buildings and barging in to yammer about oligarchs and pinwheels.

So the kid who doesn’t have time to run his “ranch” properly and doesn’t have time to implement a SINGLE ONE of his promised “services coming soon!” from a year ago (goat yoga, petting zoo, etc) has LOTS of time to crash the pottery class of a bunch of navel-gazing dummy females and then pander for votes by making an ashtray for his mommy for Christmas. How embarrassing.

In other news, Texas Dem State chair Kendall Scudder is on record receiving my request for ALL of Clayton Tucker’s candidacy documents. The clock is now ticking, Ken Doll!

Somalis Are A Huge Drag On American Society.

The average IQ in Somalia is 68, which is below the line for mental retardation. 7 out of 10 Somalians live in poverty.

Their per capita GDP is 1,000 dollars (USA is 90,000). Somalia does not have a functional waste management system. The tallest fully constructed building in the country is 10 stories.

So where is this Somali excellence exactly?

They shouldn’t even be here, let alone in a position of power.

Be That Man.

Here is the problem you can solve: Good men eventually learn that if they charge the enemy, they will be shot in the back by their own teammates trying to curry favor with the enemy.

Derrick Chauvin and Daniel Penny learned this the hard way.

That’s infuriating, but what can you do?

You can do this, and it might make all the difference:

If I am on the jury, and you are accused of vigilante justice, you will walk. All it takes is one man on the jury who will not vote to convict.

One man is all it takes. Be that man, and crucially, let everyone know you will be that man, so they will feel safe to do the right thing.

I will be that man, and I don’t care about the details. Did the perp try to run away when he saw your gun, but you still shot him in the back? I don’t care.

Did you reload so you could keep shooting his corpse? That sounds reasonable to me.

Was the perp an oppressed minority and you are a privileged white male? Not a problem.

When the cops arrived, did they find you waving a bottle of Mad Dog while you teabagged a dead burglar? In that case, I’ll invite you over for some good liquor, after I make sure you are acquitted.

If you kill someone who had it coming, and I am on the jury, you will walk, even if you got a little carried away and enjoyed it too much.

If you feel the same, then quote-post this with your own promise, in your own words.

It’s important, because in the recent past, good men believed that if they charged the enemy, they would NOT be shot in the back by their own teammates. You can help end that. Please. We need you.

Ask FDR. Foreign Tractor Edition

Dear Fake Dummy Rancher,

Just today you were blathering on your shitstack about how “cheap imports” are super duper bad and how only TWO companies run the tractor sector.

So, if cheap imports are so bad, why did your daddy buy you a JAPANESE tractor to take photo ops on instead of an AMERICAN tractor??

And if Deere and CNH own the entire world of tractors, how did you ever get your hands on a Yanmar? Also, there is a Kubota dealer right down the road in Marble Falls.

Oh, and why do you even NEED a tractor in the first place??

Fake Dummy Rancher responds: “Don’t ask me. I’m just a fake dummy grass farmer now who still lives with his mom at age 35.”

Socialist Fudgepacker Still Crying About Meatpackers. Here Is The REAL Story.

Ever since she gave up on the global warming hoax and pretended she never wanted to end all fossil fuels by 2030, Lady Clayton has been having a flamboyant hysterectomy about “MONOPOLIES!” He sees them everywhere, instead of realizing the price of EVERYTHING has gone up due to debased currency.

Believe it or not, he is correct about the meatpacking industry being concentrated – something Thomas Massey (an evil REPUBLICAN) has been screaming about for years and trying to fix. Massey was screaming about it in 2020 BEFORE Clayton Tucker adopted his fake rancher persona and was still a Bernie Bro yammering about free healthcare for all.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton, the REASON for this situation isn’t just “evil monopolies” that need to be “busted” by a kid who lives with his mom and is unemployed. The problem was created by TOO MUCH GOVERNMENT, which is not something a Big Government lover like Clayton Tucker will ever admit.

Here’s the REAL story….

The Problem Of The Meatpackers

President Trump is boldly facing the problem of high meat prices but also dealing with the financial strains on farmers themselves.

The issue is reconciling the two.

Lower prices are great for consumers but also add to the financial problems of small farmers.

Gradually, Trump has come to the conclusion that the real bottleneck is with meatpackers themselves, which is one of the oldest corporate monopolies in U.S. history.

He has posted the following:

“I have asked the DOJ to immediately begin an investigation into the Meat Packing Companies who are driving up the price of Beef through Illicit Collusion, Price Fixing, and Price Manipulation. We will always protect our American Ranchers, and they are being blamed for what is being done by Majority Foreign Owned Meat Packers, who artificially inflate prices, and jeopardize the security of our Nation’s food supply. Action must be taken immediately to protect Consumers, combat Illegal Monopolies, and ensure these Corporations are not criminally profiting at the expense of the American People. I am asking the DOJ to act expeditiously. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

With this posting, he has put his finger on the problem. Rep Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) points out that “Four meat packers control 85 percent of the meat processed in the U.S.”

Immediately, however, friends of mine in the free-market movement cried foul. He is blaming private enterprise whereas these corporations should be left alone by government to do whatever they want. They treated Trump’s call for intervention as some kind of imposition of government force on the freedom of commerce.

Who is correct here?

Once you understand the history, which goes very deep, you can see that Trump has hit an important point.

The meatpacking industry has been consolidating since the 1880s. This was codified with the Pure Food and Drug Act signed into law by President Theodore Roosevelt in 1906, alongside the Meat Inspection Act.

It was the first federal law to regulate food and pharmaceutical products. It not only prohibited the manufacture, sale, or transportation of adulterated or misbranded food, drugs, medicines, and liquors, it forced inspection on all U.S. meat processing and laid the foundation for the modern Food and Drug Administration, or FDA.It thereby created or really codified the meat cartel in America, something that has vexed small meat producers ever since.

Part of the reason for the lack of understanding here traces to a false historical understanding.

In the conventional historiography, Upton Sinclair wrote the novel called “The Jungle” that exposed the evils of the industry. As a result, Congress intervened to clean up the industry with new regulations. This became the headline legislation and event that set the agenda for the construction of the entire regulatory state in the United States.

The trouble is that this history is not true. It’s a fable.

The real story was told by Murray Rothbard and many other economic historians. Keep in mind that meatpacking as an industry separate from farming and ranching was a relatively new development. Traditionally, the industry was vertically integrated such that the people who raised the animals also slaughtered and processed them. The meatpackers and processors were attempting to replace these traditional practices.There is nothing wrong with that except that they used government power to unfairly tilt the scales in their favor.

The problems began in the 1880s when meatpackers sought to penetrate European markets. Imports were banned because the Europeans did not trust the quality. The industry then went to the government to certify the cleanliness and safety of their meat. The scheme worked and set forth a model for a different kind of competition. Industry would unite with government as a way of assuring consumers and also driving up the costs of entry into markets such that small processing could not afford them.

As Rothbard writes:

“In February 1906, Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle was published and revealed many alleged horrors of the meat packing industry. Shortly thereafter, Roosevelt sent two Washington bureaucrats, Commissioner of Labor Charles P. Neill and civil service lawyer James B. Reynolds, to investigate the Chicago industry. The famous ‘Neill-Reynolds’ report that apparently confirmed Sinclair’s findings, in fact, only revealed the ignorance of the officials, as later congressional hearings indicated that they poorly understood how slaughterhouses worked and confused their inherently foul nature with unsanitary conditions.”

After “The Jungle” came out, J. Ogden Armour, owner of one of the biggest packing firms, defended government inspection of meat and said that the large packers had always favored and pushed for inspection. Armour wrote:

“Attempt to evade it [government inspection] would be, from the purely commercial viewpoint, suicidal. No packer can do an interstate or export business without Government inspection. Self-interest forces him to make use of it. Self-interest likewise demands that he shall not receive meats or by-products from any small packer, either for export or other use, unless that small packer’s plant is also ‘official’—that is, under United States Government inspection.”

There you have it. The big players in the industry actually favored government intervention.

Thomas E. Wilson, representing the large Chicago packers, said the following during the Congressional debate: “We are now and have always been in favor of the extension of the inspection, also to the adoption of the sanitary regulations that will insure the very best possible conditions. … We have always felt that Government inspection, under proper regulations, was an advantage to the live stock and agricultural interests and to the consumer.”

Imagine, that was 120 years ago, and we are still dealing with the same problem. No meat can be sold to the consumer without being processed by a plant certified by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Even the quality of meats on the shelves are named according to official processing: USDA Prime, USDA Choice, and so on.

This has gradually put enormous pressure on small farmers who have to pay exorbitant prices for processing, when cheaper alternatives are readily available. Most small farmers would love to process their own meat on site and sell it directly to the consumers.But federal law forbids them from doing so. This has been true since 1906 and remains true today. The devastating results are the crisis we see today.

What about the issue of safety? Federal regulation did nothing to improve it and much to degrade it. They used the “poke and sniff” method to investigate safety, and did so for decades after, even though this method was known to spread pathogens from one carcass to another. It would have been much safer without federal intervention.

I’m thrilled and surprised that we are finally getting some discussion of this important topic today. The meat cartel certainly needs to be broken up. But the best method of doing so is simply to dismantle the regulatory impediments to competition. Farmers should be allowed to process and sell meat in any way that is advantageous to them. You would think that this would be an easy sell in Congress.

Part of the reason this topic is so triggering is that people do not understand the real history of the U.S. meat industry. If people did understand, it would become much clearer how it is that so many federal agencies are captured by industry interests. Indeed, capture might be the wrong word. They were set up to help big business in the first place. Helping small business instead requires the real restoration of a genuine free market.

Grass Farmer Clayton Tucker Attends Dummy Old Lady Fest. Gets Ignored Then Insulted On Facebook.

In his latest humiliation ritual, local socialist grifter Clayton Tucker glommed onto some old-lady fest and took a bunch of pictures of himself being ignored….

Oh, I’m sure they were “old” friends, all right. A majority of the citizens stupid enough to fall for Clayton Tucker’s fake rancher schtick are senile little old ladies. Many of whom likely won’t be alive in a year when the election rolls around.

But that didn’t stop Comrade Clayton from trying to badger them all night about monopolies!

As you can see, they are assiduously ignoring the grifting goatwanker. Talk about a haunting metaphor for his entire life’s futility. Sitting there blabbering nonsense about windmills and phantom monopolies while the old birds talk about knitting and their grandchildren.

Talk about a photo of concentrated sadness and failure.

The good people of Facebook didn’t waste time (1) complaining about his lack of work ethic in getting back to them and (2) calling him gay with a Brokeback Mountain insult…

It can take 24 to 48 hours to respond? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Umm, what exactly is keeping you so busy all day, you tool? It certainly isn’t ‘ranching.’

You admitted you spend four hours a day in your toy truck driving around to these useless events. You can’t talk on the phone and drive at the same time? Odd, because earlier this year you were making gay videos and driving at the same time:

Guess Who’s One Of Those Douchebags Who Makes Videos While They Are Flying 80 MPH Down The Highway?

Believe it or not, that is NOT one of my burner accounts calling him a homo. Whoever is doing all these insults is my kind of guy, whoever he is. Keep up the good work!

Socialist Clown Officially Files For Ag Commissioner. Facebook Takes Huge Dump On His Head.

Lady Clayton officially filed today – and brought her boyfriend with her….

I can just picture this buffoon sticking the goat into the passenger seat of his wind-up hybrid toy truck and driving 90 minutes down to Austin to take this ridiculous photo. I guess it’s the only way he’s ever going to get road head, so you do what you gotta do.

I thought the above photo was the gayest picture I’ve ever seen, but then I saw the other one….

If we start the rumor that this is actually a female transitioning to male, I think 85% of people would totally believe it just by looking at this picture. The sad attempt at a beard, the wispy peach fuzz hair that looks like a woman taking too little testosterone, the soft and fragile hands with manicured nails, the fruity turned-up sleeves on the Canadian tuxedo. Yup – totally believable.

The Facebook response was quick and negative. Reminiscent of when he pulled the Dukakis and wore a hat in church…

Hilarious.