All Gas. No Brakes.

Communists (elected and street animals) are trained to charge RIGHT up to the legal line and then stop. They’re trained for this. They will occasionally take a step over the line to test you and see how you respond. That’s why it’s important to smash them into paste when they do.

Enforcing immigration law in Minneapolis is more important now than ever. Trump must double down, triple down, whatever it takes.

Democrats think they can subvert Trump’s single most important policy by throwing a tantrum. They must be proven wrong.

Continue deporting every single illegal invader.

Continue smashing any communist who tries to stop you.

All gas. No brakes. Save America.

Former Ag Commish Candidate Susan Hayes Admits On Video That There ARE Requirements For The Office.

Well, well, well….

You’ll want to go to the 1:35 mark, where she admits there are actually requirements to hold the Ag Commissioner position. How she got away with only TWO years of “farming” (total bullshit) is a mystery to me. Hopefully the GOP candidate will take those LEGAL requirements far more seriously and get Commie Clayton kicked off the ballot.

“…gave us a chance to experiment with growing some high-value crops on our land like both hemp and hops…which conveniently ultimately helped qualify me for this office…who knew there were statutory qualifications?”

Who knew there were statutory qualification? Seriously? This idiot is a LAWYER. I’m not a lawyer and I figured it out pretty quickly. THIS is the caliber of morons who usually decide to run for office on the shitlib side. Amazing.

Anyways, just another tightening of the noose around Comrade Clayton’s scrawny neck. Here we have a LAWYER and FORMER Ag Commissioner candidate admitting on film that YES there are actually requirements for the office.

I contend that Clayton Tucker meets NONE of them.

I would have argued in 2022 that THIS dumb broad didn’t meet them either. She’s a lawyer from Austin, for crying out loud. But at least she owns her own house and land and has a real job that allows her to support herself – three things Clayton Tucker cannot say.

Another Dumb Protester Gets Swiss-Cheesed By ICE. What A Shame.

Proving they STILL haven’t gotten the message, a moron carrying a gun and ammo decided to harass and wrestle the ICE guys who are trying to round up a bunch of criminal, balloon-headed Somali grifters and child rapists.

He is now dead.

Male nurse tries to be tough guy. Ends up as Swiss cheese.

If you bring a loaded gun and confront law enforcement in a highly charged environment, the results are not Pretti.

Rim shot!

Comrade Clayton the communist is unhappy with this…

4,100 followers – five likes. LOL.

Oh, he wanted to “help people”? Ok, then go to the hospital and help people, you imbecile. Why are you out in zero-degree weather harassing federal immigration officers trying to remove scumbags from the country?? I guess if you’re a male nurse and you look like that, you maybe have to try and prove you’re a tough guy and not a homosexual? I don’t know.

God bless our ICE heroes. They’re going to be faced with even more communist violence now. Whatever they’re making, it isn’t enough.

If you go out to impede federal law enforcement officers while carrying, then resist while being detained, you’re going to win a Darwin Award.

First ballot hall of fame retarding, right there.

It’s sure been a bad month to be a “legal observer”!

Clayton Tucker Is The Quintessential Grasshopper From Aesop’s Fable.

“The Ant and the Grasshopper” is an Aesop’s fable about a grasshopper who spends the summer singing and playing while an ant works hard to store food for winter. When winter comes, the hungry grasshopper begs the ant for food, but the ant refuses, telling him to dance the winter away as he did the summer, teaching a lesson about the importance of hard work and preparation for the future. 

“They’re hoarding all the wealth! They’re monopolizing it!” These are the desperate wails of a scared and confused grasshopper pussy as winter (middle age) approaches. He gets older and older and is still sponging off mom while everyone else his age has careers and savings and a place to live.

Clayton Tucker is a serious grasshopper fuckup. His parents handed him an $80,000 “education” and a (supposedly) fully-operational ranch complete with land, sheds, fences, and tractor, etc. He paid for none of it. He was GIVEN all of it. Still he failed.

What did he do for the last 13 years – his ‘summertime’ to keep our analogy going? Did he build anything from it?

No.

He spent them “singing and playing” on Twitter and Facebook complaining about how unfair life is. He joined commie groups and whined about “big corporations and oligarchs” and fretted about how much Jeff Bezos pays in taxes every year. Sitting in his mom’s house, jaundiced and butt-hurt, marinating in envy juice like a pasty worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.

Failed pussy communist screams for free stuff. Like a baby.

The ANTS (responsible, hardworking men) have spent the last 13 years working, gaining skills, building a career, and accumulating wealth and assets through labor and investing.

Now the communist pussy grasshopper is upset he’s approaching middle-age and his sad life is a shambles and he owns nothing. He lashes out and blames “oligarchs” and “monopolies” for grabbing all the money and hiding it in a hole somewhere.

He looks around panicked and sees he is a failure getting left behind and sees OTHER people have stuff. Stuff he wants. So he demands it be taken from them and given to losers and bums like him.

His socialist pea brain will never admit he’s just a lazy bum who was handed everything and accomplished nothing, so it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Some shadowy “oligarchs” running around grabbing up all the money and “hoarding” it.

Communist wasted YEARS running around getting pictures with other failed and useless commie bums.

He doesn’t understand what wealth is, how it is created or even what money and inflation are. He was a dummy Poli Sci major who has been brainwashed by Bernie Sanders and his tales of communism. He lives in the greatest, easiest time in history in one of the richest countries in the world and he STILL can’t get his shit together.

Of course, even Bernie Sanders was smart enough to amass three houses and a cushy government job doing nothing for the last 40 years. Poor Clayton still lives with mom and doesn’t even have an apartment or a real job. So sad.

Even the dumb BIRD in my backyard managed to build his own nest and leave his mommy. Even the SQUIRREL in my yard managed to save some nuts up for the winter, and he has a brain the size of a walnut and no opposable thumbs.

What’s your excuse for being unable to outperform a fucking BIRD? LOL. You sad sack of shit. You cosplay cowboy. You communist capon.

I shit on you.

Clayton Ducker Interview Part II. Obese Six-Month-Olds And Other Idiocy.

We already covered the first part of his interview in Part I. Now we continue with more lies and nonsense from the socialist goatwanker and fake rancher Clayton Ducker….

6:25 – Clayton Ducker: “First is we’re not really feeding our kids. Last stat I remember is like one in five Texas kids go hungry. They don’t have enough food. But then you even look at the kinds of food they’re eating, whether it’s at a school or whatnot. It’s highly processed. It has no nutrition, which in my mind is creating its own form of starvation. They might be getting the calories, but they’re not getting nutrition. And we’re seeing this through even like childhood obesity. There’s this case where a literal six-month-old was obese because they were going overly processed food.“

6:57 – “I’m not I want to be clear. I don’t blame the parents for any of this.“

[“Our” kids? You have no kids, dork. You never will. Your obsession with other people’s kids borders on the creepy. But that is typical Clayton Tucker “I know better than everyone” even though he STILL hasn’t managed to move out of mom’s house at age 35 or secure a job in order to support himself.]

Classic commie shitbird thinking: ZERO personal responsibility. It’s ALWAYS someone else’s fault. Clayton Tucker doesn’t live at home at age 35 because HE is a lazy, goldbricking parasite! No, no! It’s the “oligarchs” who made rent too high! It’s the minimum wage being at $7.25 even though NOBODY offers that in the real world anymore. Always an excuse from the lazy socialist wanker.

He’s sitting there telling us that an obese SIX-MONTH-OLD is NOT the fault of the parents! Are you shitting me? Of COURSE it’s the fault of the parents, you clown. Who do you think buys the food and gives it to the infant? Just another example of Clayton Tucker being a socialist moron and blaming “big corporations” for every single problem on the planet.

I’ve got news for you, buddy: if you’re fat, it’s YOUR fault. Nobody else’s. If your baby is obese (I doubt this story is even true) then it’s YOUR fault. Not “big corporations” or “monopolies.”

I think the most ridiculous part of this entire charade is the two retards sitting there in their yellow shirts nodding solemnly as if this manchild who lives with mom (and JUST discovered yesterday that Americans are fat) is giving out some sage and unique insight.

Remember this: when Bobby Kennedy and Trump and MAHA said that SNAP benefits should ONLY buy healthy food and not junk, the shitlibs went NUTS and opposed it vehemently, and Clayton Tucker never said a peep about it. Clayton Tucker hands out Froot Loops to the local mission, for crying out loud.

I need a drink.

P.S. – the FUNNIEST thing about Clayton’s new obsession with obesity and his assurances that he has all the answers? He has spent the last SEVEN MONTHS driving around with his 20-something campaign manager who is MORBIDLY OBESE and has been feeding her Panda Express and Taco Bell! BAHAHAHAHAHA! You really can’t make this shit up.

Unemployed Socialist Bum Drives Seven Hours Round Trip To Talk To Seven Old People In Library. Tries To Murder Old Man With Poison.

So now he’s driving an hour per person to spread his gospel of monopoly, monotony and bullshit? Sounds economically irresponsible to me. But if a bunch of dumb old ladies are paying for it with grifted donations, who cares?

Quite a turnout. If Baby Beluga gets any tighter and closer with her camera shots to hide the poor turnouts at these events, she may as well just do these in Clayton’s bedroom in mom’s house and make up some lies about them being in Abilene or something. It’s not like Clayton doesn’t tell five lies a week anyways.

Notice he is trying to murder the chubby old dumb man in front of him…

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is Comrade Clayton, hater of all things plastic (and all foods ultra-processed) holding what amounts to a poison bomb in his left hand. Ultra-processed shitcookies encased in evil plastic! Unbelievable!

This is not the first time, either. He once tried to poison people at Lampasas Mission with Froot Loops shitflake cereal!

Is he offering these poisonous, fatty shitcookies to the old dunce in Wood County? Is he saving them for himself so he can play Russian roulette and take a 50% chance it “doesn’t end well” for him? Is he going to let Baby Beluga eat the entire container on the drive home?

I know where MY money is….

“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand”. 

Commie Goatwanker Who Has Fake “Food Allergies” To Processed Foods Caught Eating At Taco Bell, Panda Express, Whataburger And Others.

Gee, I wonder if it “didn’t end well” for him after scarfing down some of the worst fast food you can buy. According to him, he practically takes his life into his hands when eating “processed foods”:

There are also countless receipts for gas station food. I’m sure that all comes straight off of a farm, right Comrade?

You lying sack of shit.

The Life Of Unemployed Socialist Leech Clayton Tucker: A Never-ending Pizza Party Paid For By Other People.

The rough-and-tumble workin’ man sure is busting his hump these days! He’s definitely the kind of little boy who should be traveling around lecturing everyone else on what it means to be “working folk”!

Boy, for a “rural folk” he SURE does spend a lot of time (and grifted old-lady donations) in Austin!

As I looked at this ridiculous shit, it occurred to me that this is basically a metaphor for his entire life: one big, long pizza party on someone else’s dime.

To wit:

Brought up as an only child living in upper-middle class Georgetown. Would visit grandpa in Lampasas a couple times a month and pet the goats. Mom and Dad spent about $80,000 to send him to school for a worthless PoliSci degree. Lollygagged around Asia on someone else’s dime for a few years and paid a bunch of (probably inherited from grandpa) money on “publishing a book” and being a “world traveler,” lol.

Came back to Lampasas and has lived in mom’s house for the last 10 years. Ran for office a bunch of times and got destroyed every time. Started a bunch of grifting non-profits that are merely websites that beg for money. Reposts two or three tweets a year from the “Trade Justice Education Fund” and then claims to be a “fair trade” negotiator. Now grifting tens of thousands off of lonely old ladies so he can drive around the state with a baby beluga eating Panda Express and having pizza parties in Austin.

What a life!! Such a hard-working ‘man’!!

Gold Approaches $5,000 and Silver $100. Those EVIL Mining Monopolies!

What was it that clown Mark Cuban said again? Oh yeah.

March 2023 – “You are dumb as fuck if you own gold.” Gold at $1,750.

January 2026 – gold at $4,940 for a 183% gain in less than three years.

If you bought in 1999, you are up 1700% on gold and 2300% on silver. Not bad for a “pet rock” that sits there and pays no dividends.

Must be the “evil” monopolies making prices go up, right Comrade Clayton?

The destruction of the dollar continues unabated. Thanks to decades of moron politicians thinking they can get a “free lunch” by printing pieces of green paper into existence.

“An Obese Six-Month-Old Baby Is NOT The Parents’ Fault” – And Other Pearls Of Clayton Ducker Wisdom Heard In Fake Rancher Video Interview. Part I.

No, that’s NOT a typo. The two idiots running the “interview” actually called him Clayton Ducker. Which is fitting, seeing as how he is a ducker of all questions that are important and never backs up his outrageous fables and lies.

I’ll post some of the more hilarious lies and pearls of wisdom here for posterity’s sake. I want to be able to refer back to all this after his campaign implodes and he is found ineligible to hold the position of Ag Commissioner. If you want to be nauseated by mountains of bullshit, then go ahead and listen for yourself.

Transcript with my comments in red:

1:27 – Interviewer: “Clayton has some deep roots in ranching heritage. He’s a fifth generation Texan rancher and he’s currently managing his family’s ranch near Lampasas where you have cattle, goats, geese. What else?”

Clayton Ducker: “We have some chickens. Every year I tell myself, let’s get more chickens. And then I’m like, I’ll do it. I’ll do it next time. And then we have massive egg prices.”

[He is NOT a fifth-generation rancher. He also just admitted he was too lazy to take advantage of high egg prices and grow his chicken flock. Shocker. I brought this up long ago and asked why he didn’t produce eggs if egg prices were so high. We have our answer: plain laziness]

1:53 – Clayton: “For cows, we have also a mix. So, we have standard cows. We’re experimenting with miniature cows. Yeah. The Highlands cow. Pre-Covid you could have gotten a Highlander for like (that’s the fluffy one) for like 700 bucks. Now they’re six grand or $7,000. Uh we don’t quite have…we’re not that we’re not that level of ranch. Okay. We’re a little bit more working class.”

[You are not ANY level of ranch except “hobby ranch” – and you are CERTAINLY not ‘working class,’ as evidenced by the fact you can galivant around Texas doing nothing for seven months while you sponge off your mom for a place to live. Also, mom and dad bought SEVERAL of those Herefords last year for you, and they are well over $1,500 each. Tell me again that you aren’t a silver-spoon pussy, please]

2:38 – Interviewer: “Uh he also works with the trade justice education fund as a fair trade policy advocate. Is that that is correct?”

Clayton: “So like 80% of farmers and ranchers, I have to have an off-farm income to pay for fences and to pay for everything else as we’re really rebuilding uh the family ranch and I do that through making sure our trade policies are fair because a lot of international trade has been a giant corporate scam.”

[This is one of my favorite long-running fables of his: that he sits in a room somewhere and “makes sure our trade policies are fair” – as if the White House sends Clayton Tucker drafts of all their trade policies and asks for his input. LOL! He has NEVER explained what he does for the Trade Justice Education Fund. But I HAVE proven that it is extremely unlikely he is paid much at all for reposting 2 or 3 TJEF tweets per year. Also DAD pays for the tractors and ‘ranch’ equipment with the salary he makes from Firefly as an engineer.]

4:13 – Interviewer: “Well, you’re swimming upstream. I like what you’re saying. You want to make the rancher and farmer have more control and bring bring prices down, I’m assuming, and quality of food. But isn’t it too late now to do something like that?”

[This is one of the best piles of shit ever…brace yourselves. The interviewer is saying basically “isn’t it too hard and the job too big and the interests too entrenched for you to ever really change anything? You’re ‘swimming upstream’ – in other words, how is an inexperienced little boy who lives with mom going to change the world. LOL. Clayton’s answer is gold…]

Clayton: “It’s like the what’s the quote? The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, but the next best time is today. Okay. So I would say anything worthwhile in life is always swimming upstream. And it doesn’t have to be politics. I mean going to the gym, you know, getting fit, being a rancher, being a rancher, raising kids, like it’s all everything.”

[BAHAHAHAHA! Clayton has never done ANY of those things. Has NEVER raised kids and never will. Has NEVER gotten fit at the gym. Has NEVER been a real rancher. His life is a life of leisure. He ADMITS he never gets up before the sun! He lives with his mom and has been driving around spinning his wheels for SEVEN MONTHS without actually working. Tell me again how hard your life is, you deluded cunt!]

[It gets even better….]

4:57 – Clayton Tucker massive pile of bullshit: “In my mind, there are two groups of folks. There are the folks who have to work for a living and then there are folks who simply don’t. So for me like I wasn’t born with a (I made this I was talking with this um the IBW chapter and Waco yesterday. IBW that’s electrical workers) I cracked the joke that you know I wasn’t born with a platinum spoon in my mouth. I was born with a steel wrench in my hand. And those are the kind of folks that we’re here to represent. The folks who like the moment I was old enough to wear my first pair of boots, my granddaddy is like, “Okay, you can go haul hay now. Yeah, you can go feed the sheep. You can go feed the goats or the cows or whatnot.” So, there are folks who have to work to make a living. And that’s 80, 90, 95, 99% of us. And then there are folks who to be frank about it, they don’t have to do a damn thing. They’re just sitting around.”

[Excuse me while I vomit in the toilet. The boy who has spent 35 years jerking off being a “political organizer” and who has no real employment except retweeting TJEF posts twice a year is telling us he is a “working man” because he did a few normal chores in grandpa’s back yard when he was 10 years old. Holy shit. Clayton Tucker is the most SHAMELESS fucking liar on planet earth. Also, only 62.4% of the country actually works. Not “80, 90, 95, 99% you clown. And you are DEFINITELY not one of them.]

MUCH more to come. Stay tuned….