Tag: failure to launch

I Challenge Clayton Tucker To Release The Last Seven Years Of Income Tax Filings For Himself And His Fake Farm.

Clayton loves to bash a successful business man like Nate Sheets.

That’s because Clayton is a failure as a son and a male. He still lives with his parents at age 36 and is unable to support himself. His religion is socialism and that is the religion of the envious and the malcontent.

Nate has everything that Clayton Tucker doesn’t: a successful business that actually made money, his own house, his own ranch (not grandpa’s!), a wife and kids, the respect of his peers and the business community, and employees who are treated very well.

[Karl Marx was a lazy loser, too. He was a slob and was filled with bitter envy. Just like our Clayton. His life was also one long, uninterrupted failure. Just like our Clayton.]

Clayton is busy asking obscure questions about honey sources and a stock purchases. Meanwhile, Clayton has employed ZERO people in his entire life. His “farm” grows no crops and feeds nobody.

Nate has literally fed millions of people.

So who is the REAL “agricultural producer” here? It sure as hell ain’t Clayton Tucker! His grandpa’s “farm” sits there with no crops on it and only one sad mini cow that has been for sale since last September! LOL.

He listed his occupation as “political organizer” on candidacy forms. NOT farmer or rancher.

I have urged Nate’s camp to go after Clayton on the grounds that he does NOT qualify for Ag Commissioner under the law. It’s plain as day. You can look at his social media for the last 10 years and see that clearly.

But if Clayton wants to keep lying about being a farmer and rancher, how about he releases his tax returns for the last 6 or 7 years. Also he can release the tax filings of his phony “RX Ranch” which has only been in existence for 2.5 years – contrary to his repeated lies that it has been around for “five generations” LOL.

Come on, boy! Show us what a businessman you are. Let’s see the tax returns for RX Ranch for 2024 and 2025. Let’s see your personal tax returns and how you “make a living” for the last seven or eight years.

You see, Clayton can’t release ANY of that to the public. That’s because it would prove his “farm” is just a hobby under IRS rules and he would FAIL to meet the basic qualifications of the Ag Commissioner position as defined under Texas law. His biggest lie of all would be exposed. The lie that he is a farmer or rancher and not just an unemployed failson and bum who lives with mom and dad.

Rents Crashing Everywhere. Zero Excuses Now For 35-Year-Old Bum To Live With Mom.

I happened to notice lately that rents are absolutely cratering in north Austin. Apartments that were $2,200 a month two years ago are now down to $1,300 a month. They are also VERY nice and located near all the action.

There are a TON of units and not a lot of takers. It has rarely been a better time to rent (compared to buying) than it is right now.

The same holds for Lampasas. Here are some screenshots just from today:

Those all work out to about $450 or $500 a month per bedroom. I even saw a one-bedroom for $600 per month.

SURELY a guy with “deep roots” to Lampasas can find ONE roommate to share with, no? I mean you DID brag about how long your family has lived here when you ran for City council!

Maybe Potato Head Fitzharris’s son could live with you. I think HE is also at home with mom now too! You could both sit around and talk about how awesome communism is all day long.

Anyways, the undeniable fact is that there ARE apartments available for a fairly cheap price right now. Clayton Tucker has belly-ached in the past about how expensive rent is. That excuse is now invalid.

So ONE of these two things HAS to be true:

#1 – the 35-year-old guy with an $80,000 college degree who was GIFTED a (supposedly) legit ranching operation AND who supposedly has a SECOND job with the Trade Justice Education Fund cannot even manage to scrounge up $600 per month out of his two “jobs.”

If #1 is true, you are a fuckup of biblical proportions. It means you are a shitty ‘rancher’ and have no idea what you are doing AND your second ‘job’ is not a job at all. You could EASILY find a job around here making $40,000 per year and move into your own apartment. You have no kids, no wife, no school debt – NOTHING. You have been out of college for THIRTEEN YEARS with ZERO expenses in your life and you STILL fucked it up. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for running the entire billion-dollar Texas Ag Department.

OR…

#2 – you have some weird attachment to your mommy and want to suckle at her teat every night. I can think of NO dudes who are 35-years-old and WANT to live with their parents if they didn’t absolutely have to (i.e. they are broke and CAN’T move out). I know you aren’t caring for your sick mother because I see her at the gym a few times a week. She’s in better shape than you and she’s like 70 years old.

SO – which is it, Comrade? Do you have no income or are you just a colossal parasite who has a weird mom-fetish and too scared to sleep alone every night?

Neither answer is a very good look, buddy.