Bill Filed To Pay Teachers $70,000. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

James Talarico, who reminds me of some creepy televangelist with a face I wouldn’t trust in a million years, thinks teachers should be paid a MINIMUM of $70,000 per year. No, seriously! How does he arrive at this number? Well, he pulls it out of his ass, of course. Oh, and he “used to be … Continue reading “Bill Filed To Pay Teachers $70,000. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

I Cannot Believe This Bengals/Bills Bullshit

I’ll say it, since everyone who matters is too scared to be cancelled or labeled a heartless asshole by the mob of virtue signaling morons who probably never even watch football: That Bills/Bengals game on Monday night should have been played to completion. Failing that, one team should have been forced to officially forfeit the … Continue reading “I Cannot Believe This Bengals/Bills Bullshit”

PhoLicious Goes From Pho-cker To Pho-ckee!

Oh delicious irony….you are even tastier than a $7 bowl of Ramen noodles. I have been following the PhoLicious warehouse hiring soap opera with great interest because I have side bets with a friend on whether $13/hour will be enough to lure in a warehouse worker in a big city like Houston. My bet was … Continue reading “PhoLicious Goes From Pho-cker To Pho-ckee!”

Finley deGraffenried: – $1.86 Million Over Ten Years With Lampasas.

A brief history of our City Manager: 1989 to 1995: Finley was Executive Branch Director at the YMCA in metro Denver, Colorado. This is the earliest job I could find for him. He was about 26 years old when he started. 1996 through 2007: City Administrator in Bridgeport, Nebraska. It’s a very small town of … Continue reading “Finley deGraffenried: – $1.86 Million Over Ten Years With Lampasas.”

This Is What It Would Look Like If Our Local Socialist Ever Got a Job

Time for more mocking….the week isn’t over yet! This is what it would look like if local socialist Clayton Tucker of Lampasas had parents who actually insisted he move out of their house and get a job. It would not be pretty: Of course he is “trans”. Of course ‘he’ is! What’s wrong with this … Continue reading “This Is What It Would Look Like If Our Local Socialist Ever Got a Job”

LEDC Needs To Keep All Their Lies Straight.

A few days ago, the Lampasas Dispatch had a front-page story titled “Hearing set for LEDC Business Park plat“. Towards the end, we got some info from City manager Finley deGraffenreid: In mid-October, City Manager Finley deGraffenried described the project as “nearing substantial completion.” He told council members the park’s roadways had been paved, and … Continue reading “LEDC Needs To Keep All Their Lies Straight.”

Potato Headed Dunce Proven Wrong For 12th Time In a Row – Tries To Hide Her Extreme Liberal Past. Moving To Lampasas?!?

I’m starting to understand why Austin/Lampasas liberal stooge Stephanie Fitzharris keeps starting new Facebook pages: so she can erase all evidence of her prior wrong calls, Covid Cult authoritarianism, and rabid Marxism/liberalism. She was wrong about Covid death rates, wrong about HCQ, wrong about masks working, wrong about lockdowns, wrong about keeping kids out of … Continue reading “Potato Headed Dunce Proven Wrong For 12th Time In a Row – Tries To Hide Her Extreme Liberal Past. Moving To Lampasas?!?”