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Mentally Unhinged Libtard Carol Garner Doughty Has Daughter Who Uses “They/Them” Pronouns. Because…Of COURSE She Does!

Behind every nutjob who uses the plural “they/them” pronoun is an insane, mentally sick, far-left mother who is either single or has a browbeaten, uxorious husband who sits by and allows the insanity to unfold. Carol Garner Doughty is no exception. I read this thing five times and STILL couldn’t figure out what was going … Continue reading “Mentally Unhinged Libtard Carol Garner Doughty Has Daughter Who Uses “They/Them” Pronouns. Because…Of COURSE She Does!”

Socialist Maggot Finally Pokes Head Up To Survey Electoral Carnage. Gets Everything Wrong, Of Course.

Like a dazed and retarded meerkat, Comrade Clayton finally poked his head above ground on social media to look around and survey the carnage that was visited upon the shitlibs Tuesday night. He gazed upon the wreckage…and he was not pleased: Well, that was a shitshow.Having been raised on a ranch,I know what bull smells … Continue reading “Socialist Maggot Finally Pokes Head Up To Survey Electoral Carnage. Gets Everything Wrong, Of Course.”

DummyLib Fake Rancher Has Mommy Buy Him $20,000 Worth Of Mini Cows Because “Global Warming.” No, Seriously.

Just when I start thinking Comrade Clayton Tucker’s Fake Rancher Persona is NOT an elaborate piece of performance art perpetuated by a secret genius, he goes and posts some shit like this…. No big deal! Mommy and Daddy just got me between $15,000 and $20,000 worth of cows on a whim. What whim, you ask? … Continue reading “DummyLib Fake Rancher Has Mommy Buy Him $20,000 Worth Of Mini Cows Because “Global Warming.” No, Seriously.”

Wisconsin Superdork Cade Hilgenberg Thinks It’s ‘Racist’ To Point Out Haitians Are Eating Geese Off The Golf Course.

Let’s check in on our chronically underemployed, pudgy, he/him/they, America-hating super douche Cade Snyder Hilgenberg! I haven’t seen the little doughboy this animated since Abbott was re-elected a couple years ago! Cade doesn’t like stories being made up! He’s sick of the lies!!! Also Cade: Trump pissed on a Russian prostitute, Trump is a Russian … Continue reading “Wisconsin Superdork Cade Hilgenberg Thinks It’s ‘Racist’ To Point Out Haitians Are Eating Geese Off The Golf Course.”

City Health Insurance Premiums To Jump 11.72%. Last Year Was 13%. This Is For “Premiere” Plan, Of Course.

This must be a typo. Comrade Clayton ASSURED me that inflation is only 3% these days. In a move that will shock nobody, “staff recommends approval of the renewal rates” [UP 11.72%] so everyone can keep their “premiere” health insurance with Baylor Scott & White [page 141]. I brought this up over a month ago… … Continue reading “City Health Insurance Premiums To Jump 11.72%. Last Year Was 13%. This Is For “Premiere” Plan, Of Course.”

Fifth-Generation Rancher Goes To Beginner Course – Takes Ten Pages Of Notes.

Wow. The previous four generations of Tucker goat ranchers must have jealously guarded all their accumulated knowledge from poor Clayton. He has to go to the beginner class when he’s nearly 33 years old! I am trying to imagine what those notes look like. Hmmm….. #1 – It’s Blue KOTE, not Blue NOTE. Stupid, stupid … Continue reading “Fifth-Generation Rancher Goes To Beginner Course – Takes Ten Pages Of Notes.”

City Council Decides to NOT Use The $1.5 Million Building They Wanted Because They Needed More Room

Tonight’s council/town hall meeting will NOT be held at the $1.5 million dollar Fishbowl Vanity project. I have no idea why – except, perhaps, they don’t want an official record (audio and video) of their discussions about the $120,000 Halff Associates “Comprehensive Plan”. Considering the massive sums wasted on the City council chambers and the … Continue reading “City Council Decides to NOT Use The $1.5 Million Building They Wanted Because They Needed More Room”

Stacy Ybarra: Gone But Not Forgotten. Still Lying Her Ass Off On LinkedIn.

Ybarra may have “resigned” back in June but for some reason, her LinkedIn resume says she’s still here! She also claims to have managed a $1.4 million budget. I’m not sure how she comes up with that number. The EDC is not even a line item on the City budget anymore, apparently (see page 1) … Continue reading “Stacy Ybarra: Gone But Not Forgotten. Still Lying Her Ass Off On LinkedIn.”

That Time Stephanie Fitzharris Jumped Into Her Father’s Facebook Discussion And “Cyberbullied” Him.

Nothing more horrible than “cyberbullying.” I mean, just look what this mean old lady did to her poor father on Facebook. He was (rightfully) taking a shit on wokeism and CRT with one of his friends on Facebook, just minding his own business when..BAM!!… Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris barged right into his personal cyberspace and … Continue reading “That Time Stephanie Fitzharris Jumped Into Her Father’s Facebook Discussion And “Cyberbullied” Him.”

Germany Is A Shit Country. So Is The Rest Of Europe, For That Matter.

Hopefully kraut-for-brains Seefeldt reads this and understands why America is the greatest country on earth and Germany is about to become another Greece, filled with muzzies and other third-world illiterates. Seefeldt should just shut her mouth with the Trump bashing, and also personally thank an American every single day she walks out the door for … Continue reading “Germany Is A Shit Country. So Is The Rest Of Europe, For That Matter.”