Fishbrain Commie Tells Another Bald-Faced Lie.

I think we’ve established pretty well that socialist Clayton Tucker will tell ANY lies and spin ANY bullshit tale when it comes to “data centers” and his hopeless crusade against them. This one is a HUGE whopper….

Wrong. It’s actually 1.9 miles away…

The “ROAR” of these data centers (just a lot of AC units, I would think) is hardly destroying the health of teenagers two miles away. These would be the same teenagers who listen to music at full blast in their ear buds, by the way.

He provides no link to any evidence of these “health problems” of course. Because he just made it up.

Funny how Comrade Clayton is freaking out over some small cooling fans but when it came to erecting 19,000 pinwheels with GIGANTIC 350-foot turbine blades spinning around at 200mph, he never made a peep because he is a HUGE fan of expensive, unreliable pinwheels.

Hypocritical moron. Claytonocchio strikes again,.

Lobotomy Patient Clayton Tucker Gets Community Noted For Yet Another Lie.

Here’s another one. We can do this all day.

Unfortunately, the morons who read Comrade Clayton’s false posts have zero critical thinking skills and believe every pile of shit they are fed without digging into anything for three seconds…

Alarming impact!!! Heating up to 16 degrees!! OH MY GOD!!!

Then there is the reality:

The lone “16 degree increase” data point was a massive outlier (probably an error). The rest of the “increases” averaged about 3.5 degrees.

That may sound like a lot until you realize that EVERY PARKING LOT raises temps as a “heat island” by about 8 degrees.

Twenty-five years ago, the spot where the Lampasas Wal-Mart currently sits was just a grassy field. Now it’s a giant parking lot and the hyper-localized temps are eight degrees higher there now thanks to all the concrete.

Yet Comrade Clayton and his merry band of dummy loons (like Potato Head Fitzharris) aren’t out there protesting the Wal-Mart parking lot. Quite the contrary. That Wal-Mart is likely used by them 50 or 60 times a year.

Hypocritical morons. Claytonocchio strikes again!

Socialist Hobbit Mangles Another Story Trying To Stir Shit On Data Centers.

There are two sides to every story told on social media by unemployed socialist grifter Clayton Tucker: There is the typo-ridden crap he churns out and then there is the truth. He’s done it so many times I’ve lost count – most recently with the “blackmailing AI” fable he told.

Here is the latest one…

The truth is far different. Apparently, all those nitrates were put in the water by FARMERS (fertilizer and manure) in the first place. It was also a big problem LONG BEFORE Amazon showed up in the area. But he leaves that part out.

Reality:

You keep telling the lies, Comrade Claytonocchio. I’ll keep debunking them.

Doughy, Unemployed Socialist Bum Watches Helplessly As World Passes Him By.

I imagine there are a bunch of bad-ass 27-year-old master electricians out there somewhere there making serious cheddar and living the good life thanks to wise choices….

They’re probably driving a kick-ass trucks, have a huge house and a babe they get to bang on the regular. Good for them. They are making the world go ’round and improving all of our lives providing the electricity we take for granted.

They deserve every penny.

Then on the other hand, you have THIS bum whose parents spent $80,000 to send him to college so he could be a “poli sci” major but who is STILL not gainfully employed at age 35.

He’s still living with his mommy and crying about data centers, despite the fact he has about 15 social media accounts that reside on data centers.

He choose to spend his entire life ranting on street corners for a far-left Bernie Sanders commie group instead of gaining any useful skills. And now he spends all day blabbering about “stopping data centers” as Ag Commissioner even though Ag Commissioner has ZERO power over any of that. LOL. His family HANDED HIM a ‘ranch’ and beef prices are at historical highs, and all he can do is invent phantom oligarch boogeymen to explain away his inability to make a living.

What an absolute embarrassment and disgrace. I seriously don’t know how Howard Tucker can show his face around town. His son is a complete and utter failure. If his parents weren’t such soft-hearted enablers, he’d be living under a bridge and begging for pennies.

He should be deported to Cuba tomorrow.

“The Ultimate Resource” Strikes Yet Again To Solve Problems. Amazing!

I remember back during the Internet bubble, companies were throwing fiber into the ground as fast as they could. They told us we needed TONS of this stuff to make the backbone of the new technology called “The Internet.” Stocks went to the moon, because the math said we needed a ton of this stuff.

They went overboard, of course. But it got WAY worse when some clever human (probably a white guy or Asian guy) figured out a way to send MANY different channels over the SAME piece of fiber by using different wavelengths (colors). Practically overnight, this increased the carrying capacity of the old fiber by between 16 and 100x.

Guess what? Now we need about 50% to 90% LESS fiber than we thought. Prices crash. Bubble bursts.

Google Research may have just done the exact same thing with memory by unveiling TurboQuant this week:

……a compression algorithm for large language models and vector search engines, that shrinks a major inference-memory bottleneck: it reduces an AI model’s memory 6x, making it 8x faster with the same number of GPUs, all the while maintaining zero loss in accuracy and “redefining AI efficiency.”

The implication is clear: if Google can achieve the same inference results with one-sixth of the hardware, then demand for memory chips will collapse in inverse proportion – the same ravenous demand that until recently sent DDR prices as much as 7x higher in just 3 months when the memory bottleneck for AI became apparent.

Just a month or two ago, Comrade Clayton was wailing and gnashing her teeth over “AI ruining gaming because the price of memory was skyrocketing.”

Chicken Little was wrong yet again. While she cried and whined, the human brain (The Ultimate Resource!) came up with a clever solution to save the day as we have done for 5,000 years.

It’s like that Silicon Valley scene….

But wait, it gets better: because if Google has already found a compression algo that achieves such phenomenal efficiency improvements, it is virtually certain that further optimization – and competing algos – will surely lead to far greater efficiency, reducing the amount of hardware needed even further. 

And just like that, suddenly the memory bubble which was built on the assumption that demand for DRAM and NAND will persist well into the future, looks set to burst as software may have just solved a very sticky hardware problem.

I Give This Statement Five Claytonocchios

“They’re already seeing cities run out of water!”

Please tell me what Texas city woke up today, turned on the taps and nothing came out.

Verdict – FALSE. I give this statement 5 Claytonocchios.

Are we still talking about Corpus Christi? If the water situation there is SO bad, do you think the guys in charge of a billion-dollar installation are going to say “hey, let’s put it where we’ll have no water in a few months and our entire investment goes to zero”? I assure you, they are not that stupid.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the TRUE problem is 600,000 shitlibs infesting Texas every single year. Did you know that 600,000 shitlibs use about SIXTY MILLION GALLONS of water PER DAY?

It’s true.

Data centers are useful and employ people. Shitlibs are useless and do not employ people. That’s the main difference.

No, there is plenty of water in most of Texas. Yes, Corpus fucked up YEARS ago and it has nothing to do with data centers. It had to do with short-sighted, quasi-retarded, Misti-Talbert types making terrible decisions and wrecking their local economy.

This Is My Pièce de Résistance: Fruity And The Beast. You Don’t Want To Miss This One.

One of my favorite songs (from a catchy tune and funny lines standpoint) is the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast.

No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
.

It occurred to me recently during a three-hour lawn mowing and beer drinking adventure that Clayton and Baby Beluga were like Fruity and the Beast. The song practically wrote itself by the third drink.

I have embedded the original song and added MY lyrics below so you can sing along.

[I would LOVE to have AI redo the video and music using my new words. If anyone out there is skilled enough to do that, email me at lampasshole@protonmail.com.]

Gosh it elates me to see you, Clayton
Hitting all those campaign bumps,
Every guy here’d like to BEAT you, Clayton
Leaving your face filled with lumps.

There’s no boy in town as pathetic as you, 
You’re everyone’s favorite joke,
Everyone snickers and giggles at you,
It’s because you are such a huge strooooooke.

No one’s white as Clayton
Makes up shite like Clayton
No one bangs barnyard animals quite like Clayton!
For there’s no kid in town quite as faggy,

Or who wears such a fake cowboy hat
Like a crone he is bitchy and naggy
And his fast-food addiction has left him quite fat!

No one lies like Clayton
Sucks off guys like Clayton
No one loves shots of cum in his eyes like Clayton!
Yes, I really enjoy a bukkake spraying!

My what a guy!  That Clayton

[Cheering]

No one’s dumb as Clayton
Lives with mum like Clayton
No one sucks on the cock of Islam like Clayton!
For there’s no one as flabby or scrawny

You can see he is shaped like a pear.
Not a bit of him manly or brawny
Just a weak socialist who demands free health care!

No one bores like Clayton
Blows cash hoards like Clayton
No one jerks off to ERCOT dashboards like Clayton!
I’m exceptionally awesome at masturbating

“At the start of this thing, I told three dozen lies while yapping on random podcasts
And now nine months later it’s FIVE dozen lies, I can’t stop pulling shit from my aaaaaassssssss!”

No one brays like Clayton
“Bails” hay like Clayton
No one’s truck’s as incredibly gay as Clayton’s!
“I sit down on the toilet for urinating!”

Oh what a guy! Clay Taaaahhhn!!

Clayton Tucker Libels Nate Sheets AGAIN.

Boy. Comrade Clayton (who has no reputation to wreck since he’s a compulsive liar and a failure who lives with his mother at age 35) sure loves trying to trash the reputations of people more successful than him (everyone) while offering zero proof.

What “data center” did Nate Sheets get a donation from, you grifting piece of shit? Name a name.

We will set aside for the moment that Clayton Tucker cannot “put the brakes” on any AI center if he wins. Conversely, Nate Sheets can’t order AI data centers to be built. This ENTIRE subject of AI data centers is entirely outside the purview of Ag Commissioner in the first place. He may as well brag about putting the brakes on space shuttle launches. The fact that Comrade Clayton keeps harping on this issue shows you he’s got absolutely nothing else to offer.

The donation Comrade Clayton the communist is referring to is one by James “Jim” Moyer – and it was for $300,000. So he didn’t even get the amount correct.

Jim Moyer is listed as a co-founder of now-public company MPWR almost THIRTY YEARS ago! He has not been a director since 2016 and currently does not sit on the board.

Nate Sheets did NOT take money from MPWR or any other data center company. He took money from a guy who was in tech over a decade ago and has ZERO say in the operations of MPWR. There WERE no AI data centers back in 2016. This information is easy to find yet Clayton Tucker just made a bald-faced lie about Nate Sheets taking money from “data centers” to smear Nate and paint him as being “on the take.”

In legal circles, this is known as “libel” and it’s not the first time Clayton has done it. He libeled Sid Miller so egregiously that when I pointed it out, Clayton had to sneak back into his website and change the wording on his accusations to avoid a lawsuit.

Hopefully, Nate will sue the shit out of Clayton Tucker for this AND for another lie a few days ago about Nate making all his money from “importing.”

Talk About A Political Tin Ear.

For someone who is a political “science” major and who has done nothing his entire life but work on campaigns and run his own campaigns (all of them losers, of course) Clayton Tucker has THE WORST political instincts of anyone I’ve ever seen.

“I’m the youngest and most inexperienced moron ever to run for state office! I’m less successful than a crack whore!”

You think “young folks” want to get into agriculture? LOL.

Less than 2% of the population farms. It used to be around 95%. See a pattern there?

If you asked 100 kids what they want to be when they grow up, I bet maybe one or two would say “farmer.” They will say “YouTube star” or “social media influencer” or “athlete.” Some will say fireman and policeman and teacher. Maybe nurse. But not farmer.

Why? Because EVERYONE wants to be rich and do no work for it. That kind of rules out farmer. It’s hard work and there are a lot of headaches (drought, heavy rains, late freezes, early freezes, hail, high winds, spider mites, caterpillars, army worms, grasshoppers, fungus, cucumber beetles, mold, Japanese beetles, etc, etc, etc).

Clayton Tucker HIMSELF is a prime example of this, which makes it all the more ironic and hilarious. According to him, he is a “fifth-generation” rancher. So he was ostensibly HANDED A FREE RANCH and a ton of knowledge (this is all bullshit, but bear with me). Even with ALL that free stuff and a HUGE head start on the average “wanna-be farmer” what is Clayton doing with his time?

He’s certainly not fucking farming, I can tell you that.

No, he’s essentially a “social media influencer” who influences nobody and makes no money doing it. But that STILL didn’t stop him. Like most lazy fucks, he’d rather play around on his phone all day in the nice cool air conditioning and make $0 than go out to the “ranch” and do the shitty work of planting, harvesting, etc.

Just like his assertion that people aren’t eating healthy because it’s too expensive, Clayton is 100% wrong when reading the room. A low IQ will do that to you.