Damn Corrupt Bigshots and monopolies!! Always giving the little guy diarrhea!

Yeah, nobody EVER gets sick from stuff at the farmers market! LOL.
Actually Comrade, most of those “leafy greens explosive shit” incidents are traced back to filthy illegal Guatemalans, Mexicans and other assorted animals who take shits in the field where the crops are grown. The very same illegals you demand we import more of.

Yet ANOTHER reason I stay away from leafy greens.
Welp, turns out the explosive shits were traced back to a Taco Bell….

How they know it was caused by the lettuce and it’s not just a regular, run-of-the-mill Taco Bell explosive shits, they don’t explain.
But you know who LOVES to eat processed shitmeat at Taco Bell while at the SAME TIME telling us how awful the Big Corporations are with their chemicals and shitty ingredients?
This asshole!

Clayton Chunker drives around railing against the Evil Processed Food places while shoving his fat mouth full of Taco Bell, Whataburger, Starbucks and Panda Express. LOL. What a douchebag.
