Liar Is Running Out Of Things To Lie About.

I finally figured out who this asshole reminds me of (besides this)…

He reminds me of a cheap ventriloquist’s dummy. He looks like he should be sitting on the knee of some shitty, third-rate “comedian” who dressed his dummy up like what he THINKS a “cowboy” looks like but it’s actually all wrong. Then he gives him a stupid fake accent half the time and has him say ridiculous shit about topics he knows nothing about.

He might say hilarious and obviously retarded things like “I was born with a wrench in my hand” and then he holds up a nut and calls it a bolt (yes, that really happened).

He might also say such comically absurd things like “these data centers make heat that can be felt five miles away!” or “you can hear noises five miles away and they cause heart murmurs in kids!”

“Optimal” and “occasionally” – shocker. No more annoying than the occasional Fort Hood helicopter buzzing my property. Pussies.

More and more, I am seeing a few people with brains in their heads push back against Comrade Catamite’s lies and horseshit in his comment section:

Gullible pawns. That’s a good description of Clayton Tucker. The only question is who has his hand up this dummy’s ass? China? The Sierra Club? The Democrat Socialists of America? Those are some of the far-left names who are making the most noise about “data centers” all of a sudden after not caring about them for 20 years.

But I’m sure the unemployed, 35-year-old poli-sci major who lives with his parents knows more than an engineer.

AI Is Quietly Transforming Healthcare And Might Just Save Your Life.

Nobody ever talks about the BENEFITS of AI. The same shitlibs who never talked about the COSTS of pinwheels and solar panels (only the benefits) are doing the OPPOSITE with AI. They only talk about costs (often in exaggerated and false ways) while NEVER mentioning any benefits.

This article covers some benefits:

Amid the broader debate over artificial intelligence’s economic disruptions, the healthcare sector is quietly demonstrating some of the technology’s most concrete applications. Rather than the job losses feared in other industries, hospitals report AI augmenting physicians, streamlining routine tasks and accelerating innovation in ways that could improve outcomes while controlling costs.

At the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, roughly 150 AI models are now in use. A tool called Record Time helps internists distill hundreds of pages of external medical records into searchable summaries, saving five to 30 minutes per patient, according to CNN.

“AI can step in and do a lot of the tedious work that very specialized doctors or medical professionals do to speed up that process – get to more accurate diagnoses, faster so you can treat more people,” Jason Droege, CEO of Scale AI, said.

Mayo is also testing AI for early pancreatic-cancer detection, potentially years ahead of conventional diagnosis, and for identifying atrial-fibrillation risks that could prevent strokes. The clinic partners with Microsoft and other firms to train models on its vast trove of patient data.

Radiology, once predicted to be AI’s first casualty, tells a similar story of augmentation rather than obsolescence – though the most-cited evidence comes from an interested party. A report from Build American AI – a nonprofit advocacy arm of Leading the Future, the $100 million pro-AI super PAC backed by Andreessen Horowitz and OpenAI executives – finds the U.S. radiologist workforce in Medicare-affiliated practices grew 17.3% between 2014 and 2023. At Mayo itself, the group says, the number of radiologists expanded 55% since 2016. The organization does not disclose its donors and lobbies for federal preemption of state AI rules, so the figures warrant independent checking against Medicare provider data.

Utah recently became the first state to allow an AI system from Doctronic to renew prescriptions for chronic conditions such as diabetes and hypertension. In the pilot’s first five months, the AI recommended approval in 72% of cases, with physicians concurring 91% of the time; it escalated the rest when complications appeared, Forbes reports. The program targets established medications, maintains human oversight and bars controlled substances.

Tampa General Hospital estimates that an AI-enabled sepsis-detection system it built with Palantir has helped save 886 lives since August 2022, cutting early sepsis deaths by 68%. The figure is the hospital’s own assessment of a system developed with a commercial partner.

In drug development, AI’s impact may prove most transformative. A TD Cowen survey of biopharma leaders found executives expect the technology to compress preclinical costs and timelines by as much as 70%, powering in-silico modeling that simulates thousands of experiments rapidly, Axios reports. Respondents expect new drug programs to expand more than 10% in the coming years.

Meanwhile, dishonest retards answer logical arguments with photos of raccoons with flowers on their heads.

Wow. You certainly can’t argue with a raccoon in a flower tiara. May as well shut down all the data centers ASAP!

“My Campaign Is Funded By Everyday Texans. Like This Famous Guy Worth $250 Million Who Flies On Private Jets And Owns Three Houses.”

Oh really? Keep in mind that this socialist asswipe’s biggest donor by a factor of FIVE is Don Henley – the lead singer of The Eagles.

Don has three houses, flies on private jets, has about $250 million stashed away and he is also known to do cocaine with underage hookers from time to time. I wonder why Comrade Clayton doesn’t brag about taking 25% of all his donations from this “everyday Texan,” LOL!

Oh say, that reminds me. Since Clayton tallies every gallon of water and every amp of electricity used by Evil Data Centers, let’s take a look at Don Henley’s profligate use of scarce resources!

The Eagles are currently doing 68 shows at The Sphere in Las Vegas. That would be the SAME Las Vegas that sits in a desert and chugs power from the hydroelectric turbines at the Hoover Dam – which is fed by Lake Meade.

A few weeks ago, Comrade Clayton was having a hissy fit about Lake Meade being drained by Evil Data Centers. But the truth is that Vegas sucks down ginormous amounts of power – all for the purpose of frivolous gambling!

The Sphere (which is located in the middle of a desert!!) sucks down a TON of power! Enough to power about 25,000 homes!!

Wow! The Eagles are LITERALLY wasting 88 MILLION GALLONS of water over there at the Hoover Dam just to generate enough electricity for EACH SHOW they do.

Talk about a needless luxury and frivolity: a washed-up 80-year-old fuckhead singing songs that are 50 years old for a bunch of Gen X retards like myself…and “destroying” 88 MILLION gallons every night. I wonder how Comrade Catamite feels about that! Weird he ignores such a colossal waste of water.

So the Cycle Of Hypocrisy goes like this:

Don Henley wastes about 2 gigawatts of electricity (and over 6 billion gallons of water!!) for 68 nights of light shows in the desert. He collects millions of dollars for doing this.

He donates $100,000 of that to Comrade Clayton’s campaign.

Comrade Clayton posts fear porn about Texas running out of water and “river systems dying” while also failing to mention that the article he references is ACTUALLY about Lake Meade – they very lake that Don Henley is profiting off of by draining it.

Is that about right?

Data Centers Are The New Covid Masks. Movement is 80% Neurotic Women, Virtue Signalers And Beta Males.

The overlap between the covidiot masktards from 2020/2021/2022 and the data center loons is shockingly big. It’s practically the SAME bunch of panicky females (plus Clayton Tucker) spreading easily-disprovable nonsense and trying to outdo each other by virtue signaling online.

So brave! So pious! She will stand quietly like a martyr outside the “capital” and suffer in silence so others can look upon her in awe. Reminds me of Potato Head and Crazy Cane lady publicly sniffing their own farts about six years ago:

Two morons trying to out-signal each other for the most virtuous.

Also, it’s the CAPITOL, you dunce. I’m sure a moron who doesn’t know the difference between the CAPITOL and the word CAPITAL is super duper smart when it comes to mathematics, physics, electricity and common sense. I’m sure she has read extensively and comprehends all the ins and outs of the issue, and didn’t just jump on the bandwagon last month.

Naturally, she is an “artist” who looks like this:

You couldn’t create a bigger stereotype if you tried.

You know who ALSO looks like this, is an “artist” and completely lost her mind over Covid? Julie Cain Landrum.

Oh, and Potato Head Steph Fitzharris is ALSO an “artist” who lost her shit over Covid AND currently the data centers. Noticing a pattern yet??

Of course, these SAME dummies spend all day on their phones and posting all over social media….

An irony not totally lost on the male of the species:

Dennis Willis is correct. Just as we are correct to laugh at Clayton Tucker “fighting Big Tech” while he hands them $26,000 at the same time…

Of course, Clayton ALSO lost his mind over Covid and wore a mask by himself in his car well into the year 2021. LOL. Absolute dunce.

Megadork scared of cold virus.

Oh – and here is just another random chick who had her brain broken by all the social media propaganda. Just like many chicks had their brains permanently wrecked by Covid propaganda.

Land is not being “stolen,” you retard. It is being bought at outrageous premiums.

Repeal the 19th!!

Clayton Tucker Wants To Ban ALL Swimming Pools And Water Parks.

“Our kids” lol. Clayton has no kids. He doesn’t even have a niece or a nephew because he is a spoiled only child. The only kids he has ever interacted with are the 5-year-old boys he fondled in China. Like all dirtbag commies, he uses “the children” on every issue to tug at the heartstrings of easily-manipulated shitlib women, who fall for it every time.

But I digress.

Clayton is super duper upset that some data centers use like a MILLION gallons of water a day! Can you believe it? Clearly we need to ban them all immediately. Rich assholes!

Oh but wait! Texas has close to a million residential swimming pools! Add in water parks and municipal pools and it’s likely the equivalent of a million separate pools of water scattered all over the state.

You know what happens all summer long? Those pools evaporate a LOT of water – between 100 and 200 gallons PER pool PER day! That’s 150 million gallons every single day literally vanishing into thin air! The horror! Rich asshole Big Shot pool owners are turning on their spigots and pumping 150 million gallons a day into their pools just for a few hours of luxury and frivolity a week. So wasteful. So thoughtless. Will you PLEASE think of the future children in the year 2070 before you drain all the water! My god.

Some more numbers to make Clayton Tucker look like an asshole:

Over 18 TRILLION gallons of rain fell on Texas over the last seven days.

Austin Texas (ONE CITY!) loses roughly 25 MILLION gallons of clean, treated water to leaky pipes EVERY DAY!

Texas has built hundreds of new reservoirs over the last 100 years as the population grows and smart people plan for the future. We’re doing just fine.

Water doesn’t get “used up” and destroyed. It moves through the hydrological cycle. He should have learned this in grade school.

We don’t need an unemployed bum who lives with his parents chiding us over every cup of water we drink and every ounce of piss we flush down a toilet.

What a complete douchebag.

I Heard Clayton Tucker Had A Gerbil Surgically Removed From His Rectum This Weekend.

THEN I heard they had to pump a pint of semen out of his stomach because he fellated twelve sailors the same night!!

His misfortune continued the next day when he consumed some Pop Rocks candy with a can of coke – causing his stomach to explode.

Any of these stories ringing a bell? If you’re over the age of 45, they should. Back in the late 1970s and early 80s, we didn’t have Internet rumors and memes. We had Urban Legends.

One of the most famous was Richard Gere sticking a gerbil up his ass and going to the hospital after it got jammed in there. I probably heard this one in 6th grade or so – which would have been around 1981 or 1982.

We kids never read this gerbil stuff in a newspaper. We didn’t see it on TV. Everybody just knew it – so it must be true. I grew up in a small town in south Florida – far away from Hollywood. But I knew the story. So did my cousins in Connecticut, 1500 miles away. We all just KNEW it was true.

[Rumor has it that Sylvester Stallon was behind the whole gerbil thing]

The pint of semen rumor was Rod Stewart and the stomach exploding was the kid “Mikey” from the LIFE cereal commercials. All bullshit, of course. But even moron adults believed the Pop Rocks one and the candy maker had to issue press releases and calm parents down over the whole thing.

I bring all this up because there is an extremely retarded rumor flying around social media about data centers causing stillbirths in cows. Compulsive liar Clayton Tucker has repeated this idiocy over and over at town halls, with ZERO evidence to back it up.

Tucker makes up lies about stillbirths in cows

Of course, Clayton said “he talked to a guy in Dallas” but the social media rumors say Abeliene – so he didn’t even get the town right, as they are 180 miles away from each other.

What shocks me is that 95% of the idiots commenting on social media ACTUALLY BELIEVE this nonsense even though the name of the farmer, the ranch or the data center is NEVER mentioned. Those are important pieces of information. Not to mention, we DO have a legal system that would allow the “rancher” to sue for damages if he could prove any of this.

Panicky retardation like this accompanies almost ALL new technology throughout history. They used to say the same thing about cell towers – but I don’t see Clayton Tucker repeating THAT bullshit as he spends 90% of his day on his iPhone posting social media garbage to his 12 social media sites!

Wow – almost like they took the EXACT same complaints from 30 years ago and applied it to the new bogeyman: data centers! Never mind we have had hundreds of data centers in Texas for about 30 years now. Never mind that nobody seems to know the name of this mystery rancher. Clayton repeats this lie as if he knows the fabricated, fake rancher guy personally!

Just remember: Clayton the Gerbil Stuffer has been caught lying at OVER 30 times by me.

All his other dire predictions (global warming, running out of water by 2020, kids dying of Covid, etc) have also failed to come true. That’s because he is a dishonest, gerbil-stuffing, semen-guzzling, socialist moron.

Socialist Grifter Funneling (Laundering?) Campaign Money To Female Grifter Bum Kristi Lara.

This is what happens when you have a broke kid who lives with his parents and has never handled any real money in his life. He’s managed to grift over $400,000 off of clueless, senile old ladies by lying to them and telling them (1) data centers are going to double their electric bills (2) they’re going to run out of water any day now and (3) he can STOP these data centers if you just donate some money and hand over your email address for future money begging spam purposes.

It’s like a homeless bum winning the lottery. They always blow it on stupid shit and are then broke in about 36 months. Clayton Tucker is no different:

Besides handing almost $26,000 to the evil data center companies he claims to hate, he ALSO handed $22,500 to Kristi Lara. Who is Kristi Lara? She’s another unemployed grifter bum who spends her life going to protests and holding signs.

Professional protester and grifter scumbag Kristi Lara.

Here she is grifting money on-line to go to the Democratic convention YEARS ago. She actually set up HER OWN donation site just to go to the convention and take pictures with Bernie Sanders!!

Wherever Comrade Clayton and the other commies go, Kristi Lara is right there with them.

She kind of reminds me of Sarah Palin, if Palin were fat and got hit in the face with a frying pan. She’s probably the closest thing Comrade Clayton has to a girlfriend if he were interested in girls. She’s more of a beard, I think.

Anyways, Kristi has zero skills or abilities, unless you count running for office repeatedly and getting clubbed while committing campaign violations and lying her ass off.

So here is my question: if Baby Beluga (Izzy Young) gets paid $31,000 for running his doomed campaign and answering phones, emails, setting up meetings, etc for the last year…why is Kristi Lara getting paid 2/3 of that amount for doing NOTHING??

If I was Baby Beluga, I’d be pretty pissed off. Here she is doing all the work, and Kristi the grifter sniffs out Clayton’s huge pile of grifted money and moves in to grift some herself!! LOL.

Kristi brings absolutely nothing to the campaign except a warm body to hold signs at the stupid protests. For THAT, Clayton is doling out tens of thousands of dollars he grifted off of old ladies. Pathetic.

Dummy Who Constantly Bashes “Big Tech” Data Centers Handed Facebook $26,000 Of Campaign Money. Seriously.

It turns out the “I hate big tech” socialist who has spent the last six months driving around Texas bashing data center companies like Facebook while grifting donations to “fight” them turned right around and handed $26,000 to….Facebook!

LOL.

Do you know WHY the “evil big tech” companies like Facebook (Meta) have so many billions to spend on data centers? Because hypocritical morons like Clayton Tucker FREELY HAND THEM huge amounts of money like this. He literally promises senile old ladies he will protect them from data centers and THEN he takes their donations and hands them right over to those same companies!

His campaign has also handed large sums of money to Google, Amazon and Twitter – basically the Big Four of the “evil tech companies building data centers.

Typical commie scumbag: rules for you but not for him. He also complains loudly about processed junk food while an overweight Clayton and his morbidly obese campaign manager drive around eating Whataburger!

What a total piece of shit and hypocrite. Laughable!

Why Didn’t The NY Ag Commissioner Just Wave His Magic Wand And Ban Data Centers??

Gee…why didn’t the NY Ag Commissioner just put a stop to all those evil data centers? You mean the LEGISLATURE and the GOVERNOR are the ones who debate and enact laws? No way! Who woulda thunk it??

What is most hilarious to me is that Clayton is running for the ONE position on the statewide ticket that does NOT have any say in the data center thing – yet that is the “hot” issue right now with the unwashed, unthinking mob. IF he was running for Texas House right now, he’d probably win. But he blew his nut back in 2020 getting clubbed by Dawn Buckingham and was too scared to go back for more.

Instead, he chose to run for Ag Commissioner because (1) he is former Ag Commissioner Jim Hightower’s catamite and (2) his grandpa has property where he can take photos of goats and pretend to be a rancher. He figured this was the best fit.

He was going to be relegated to a year of babbling about food monopolies and nobody listening to him until this data center thing came along. Clayton has no business even commenting on data centers since Ag Commissioner has zero power over any of it – as New York just proved.

Gina Hinojosa should be blabbering about data centers – not Clayton Tucker.

Poor Clayton. Always choosing the wrong path and always a dollar short and a day late.

Loser.

“Farmers Need Me To Be Their Protector.”

“As Ag Commissioner, part of my responsibility is to…protect farmers. To be their protector” – Clayton Tucker, 35-year-old unemployed infant who lives with his parents.

Deluded socialist bum tells news chick he is Captain Goatwanker and will protect us all – at 4:20 mark

No asshole. Ag Commissioner responsibilities are pretty mundane and well-defined. Cosplaying as the superhero Captain Goatwanker isn’t one of them.

Texas Ag Commissioner Duties

I am not shocked by this statement at all. I’ve been saying for YEARS, that this dunce has some kind of savior complex. He thinks everyone else in the world is too stupid to run their own lives or solve their own problems, so Clayton needs to ride to their rescue.

[The irony, of course, is that Clayton HIMSELF has proven to be to stupid to solve his own problems and run his own life. That’s why he lives with his parents at age 35 and has no real job. He’s a bum. The ultimate fuckup.]

He did the same thing during Covid as he went on the Internet and gave sage advice like “we need to do everything we can to fight Covid!” Since he is unable to do math or use common sense, he fell for the masking and vax thing hook line and sinker. He demanded the economy stay closed and was livid when Texas re-opened “too soon” in his expert eyes.

Of course, now the rest of the world knows what smart people knew then: it was all bullshit. The virus had a 99.96% survival rate and basically survival rate 100% for kids. The same kids that morons like Tucker demanded wear a filthy face diaper all day and get an untested shitty “vaccine” as well. We are STILL paying for those moronic decisions.

Turns out he was 100% wrong about ALL of it.

But yeah – let’s believe that now he suddenly has a brain and can do math so he can run a billion-dollar department! LOL. I don’t think so, Captain Goatwanker. Maybe get your own shit together first, get a job and an apartment and then we can talk.

Loser.