You’d think when you hand an unemployed socialist bum $100,000 to lie about data centers for months on end, you’d at least get a little “thank you” out of it! I mean, that’s like 25% of all the funds Comrade Clayton has grifted over the last year. Instead, you get ignored while he thanks the Stephanie Fitzharrises of the world for kicking in $25….
Unemployed communist Clayton Tucker appears to believe that the entire economy should be centered around farms because “no farms no food!”
[Of course, you are not going to convince me that we are short of food in this country when 75% of Americans are overweight or obese – including Comrade Clayton himself and his morbidly obese campaign manager Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young.]
What he doesn’t realize is that it’s the year 2026 and not 1826. Feeding the population takes a LOT less work than it did for most of human history. Agriculture is a small sliver of the economy now. More than 98% of the population is NOT farmers.
This is a good thing. While the idiot socialist (who has never grown so much as a single tomato) romanticizes the past and the nice quiet, data-center-free countryside where everyone tended to their watermelons and drank crystal clear water from the spring, the reality is that modern life is far superior to the “good old days” in about a million ways. Clayton would know how backbreaking it is to farm all day if he had ever actually done it.
But it occurred to me there IS a way for Comrade Clayton to live the pristine and pure farming life he says he wants. A life far away from servers and power plants and cell phones and all the other stuff he uses non-stop but claims he hates. A life where he can play in the dirt 14 hours a day and not be bothered by “Big Tech” and “Evil Monopolies”
He can join an Amish commune:
I have offered many, many times to fly Comrade Clayton first-class to Cuba so he can enjoy the “free” health care and “free” housing for himself. The only caveat is he has to live like a regular Cuban and has to stay there for at least a year.
I think the Amish idea is better. That way, he’s right here in Texas so I could drive by and watch as this weak, pasty soy boy suffers in the field after only 90 minutes of work. Then I could point and laugh.
As a self-escribed communist, you should be right at home in the commune, right Comrade? You can plant hemp and walk around with your fake shepherd’s crook from Amazon. Of course, you wont be able to post pictures of yourself PRETENDING to do all that stuff. You’ll actually have to do it for real.
My guess is you would last about 36 hours before you came running home to mommy’s house where you live with your boxes of Froot Loops….
Can you picture it? Like in the movie Witness when the old Amish guy woke Harrison Ford up at 4:30 in the morning to milk the cows?? Clayton has never even gotten up before sunrise. He has admitted this many times.
Or picture Comrade Clayton helping to build a barn! LOL. The kid who held up a nut and called it a bolt on video would likely hand someone a screwdriver when asked for a wrench. Absolute retard.
Sometimes the simplest way to go is straight to the source….under false pretenses. So I emailed Alton Fowler – the homosexual fake rancher and interior decorator who intimated his animals were all shitting out stillbirth babies due to a data center FIVE MILES away that actually hasn’t even been built yet! I told him I was looking to buy some baby goats:
So if all of the livestock offspring on his ‘ranch’ is flopping out onto the ground already dead, how is he able to sell me these brand new goat kids?
Of course, when you ask “Americans” a few questions about data centers, it becomes clear they are clueless and just scared over a bunch of shit that will never happen: like power rates doubling or baby cows dying in utero. This is because a disturbingly large number of Americans lack critical thinking skills and believe anything they read on the Internet. A good 80% of these “anti-data-center” rallies are clueless, lonely old ladies who just want to talk to somebody.
Also, not all polls show 71% in opposition:
But I DO agree that when 71% (or more!) of Americans actually understand a simple issue and want it, then it is kind of a no brainer….
Pretty simple question, too. There is no bullshit to muddy the waters like “showing ID to vote causes earaches in kids!” or “showing ID to vote will use up all the water and you’ll die!”
I wonder if there are any other 80/20 issues out there that most Americans agree upon but far-left radical idiots like Clayton Tucker vehemently oppose. Hmmmmm….
Since he spent all those years in China, it’s only fitting we understand that he is what they call a “little emperor”:
Clayton is definitely a spoiled only child. He has grown up to crave power like anyone who has never been told “no” by his parents. He lives under the delusion he should run everything and tell everyone else what’s “fair” and proper. Look at all the powers he thinks he has as Ag Commissioner! He can’t help himself, the power-hungry little worm!
Ag Commissioner is not emperor, you midget.
So instead of sticking to mundane Ag Commissioner stuff, he instead wastes time instructing us all on how to run our lives and economy.
The kid who has never employed a single person, demands everyone else pay a “fair” wage.
The parasite who lives with his parents thinks it is the job of government to “help” (i.e. hand money to) small business succeed, instead of just getting out of the way and letting the small business do their thing.
The dork who spends tens of thousands of dollars on Apple products, Facebook and Amazon demands nobody send any money to the “Fat Cats” on Wall Street – ignoring that nearly EVERY SINGLE THING in your life is built by a company listed on Wall Street.
He was the same way over six years ago when he ran for Texas Senate! The kid who lives with his parents and can’t hold down a job is going to solve the suicide epidemic, childhood hunger and maternal mortality! Why not throw acne and cancer in there too, you jagoff?
BAHAHAHAHA! Never has a bigger failure at life had such delusions of grandeur and power!
No thanks, would-be Prince Goatwanker. Go sell your tyranny and socialism someplace else.
Back in 2020 and 2021, local unemployed socialist failson Clayton Tucker was one of the loudest voices demanding total shutdown of the economy so we could all “stay home and save lives” for a chest cold with a 99.96% survival rate.
Beta pussy wearing a useless mask in his car by himself a YEAR after Covid hit. Unbelievable moron and weakling.
Anyways, he cried exactly ZERO tears for the hundreds of thousands of small businesses that were permanently destroyed due to the moronic policies he and others loudly shouted for.
Fast-forward to today. I am supposed to get my panties in a bunch because 70 farms per week are “lost”….
Texas is losing 70 farms every week.
The Greedy Few have made it too expensive for the next generation to start farming, even though Texas desperately needs more family farms.
We can help young Texans get back into agriculture by giving farmers the freedom to grow hemp and… pic.twitter.com/YFr1EgBdV9
I would also add that a lot of these “farms” are just a small plot owned by a semi-retired dentist or divorced old lady who does it has a hobby, grows about 1/2 acre and calls it a “farm” on social media. Total joke. Then again, Comrade Clayton doesn’t even plant a garden! He claims to have a farm but has NEVER GROWN a single crop in his life! That is a fact.
This also begs the question: why the HELL would young kids want to farm at all? I debunked this nonsense before but it bears repeating: if Clayton Tucker was HANDED a free ‘farm’ complete with land, tractor, fencing, and everything else and he STILL can’t earn a living, what does he suggest “the government” do to make it profitable for “young Texans” who have zero experience or desire to go break their backs in the heat and dirt?
No, Comrade Clayton is just like all the old ladies and shitlibs out there who romanticize farming as some noble calling. They only think that because they have never done it. It’s hard, dirty sweaty work with a LOT of setbacks even for those who are skilled at it – which Comrade Clayton and his commies most definitely are NOT.
Trust me, there are not millions of young’ns all clamoring to be farmers. Far from it. If Comrade Clayton thinks we need more farmers, he could lead by example and start farming the family farm he was supposedly handed 10 years ago instead of letting it sit there unused while he fucks around with Baby Beluga spreading socialism and nonsense.
I may have to bookmark this one as the pinnacle of his stupidity. It proves he is just a retarded socialist mynah bird who loves to say “greedy few” over and over no matter what he is talking about. It’s all he knows: class envy.
More than 1.5 million eggs sold in Texas and neighboring states have been recalled over Salmonella concerns.
Texans deserve a food system that's safe, transparent, and built for families instead of one where the Greedy Few keep putting profits ahead of people. pic.twitter.com/UXMPSuBekB
This one was easy to tear apart but it is also unique in that EVERY part of it is incorrect AND it proves something that is completely opposite of his worldview. He’s just too stupid to understand what happened.
#2 – this was a VOLUNTARY recall over Salmonella concerns. There are zero reports of anyone getting sick.
#3 – this “greedy” business just voluntarily took a massive multi-million-dollar hit to their bottom line because of this. They figured their reputation is worth more than some money. They were VERY transparent and everyone knows about this. They clearly did NOT put profits over people. Quite the opposite.
In other words, the ENTIRE THING from start to finish was safe (nobody sick or dead) and transparent (they loudly recalled the eggs voluntarily)….and the people were definitely put before the profits. What more does this socialist asshole want??
The funniest part is that Clayton HIMSELF lies about being a fifth-generation rancher in a “family-run” business. The difference is that the Strauss family is actually competent and churned out a product for 150 years and made money, whereas apparently the Tucker Fuckups were never able to get their act together and now whine about phantom “monopolies” everywhere to excuse their incompetence and retardation. All they have to show for their “generations of effort” is a small patch of land with goats on it and a weak, short, beta male son with a massive aversion to real work.
LOL!
Clayton HIMSELF admitted on a YouTube podcast that when egg prices exploded under Joe Biden, he was too lazy to expand his chicken flock (likely 4 birds) and take advantage of it. Clayton could raise all the chickens and produce all the eggs he wants since his grandpa has free land and equipment over there for him to use. The only thing stopping him is his laziness and incompetence.
MORAL OF THIS STORY: if the socialist pustule can get ALL of that stuff wrong in ONE little, simple story – what makes you think ANY of his other outlandish bullshit is true?? The heart murmurs, the ear aches, the stillborn calves? ALL made-up bullshit just like this.
As readers know, I have been single-minded in trying to debunk the obvious bullshit of data centers causing stillbirths in cows/goats for a while now. Here is a short synopsis of the “facts” and timelines as I have seen them:
#1 – Compulsive liar Clayton Tucker starts mentioning “a rancher up near Dallas” who has had nothing but stillbirths for TWO YEARS “because of a data center nearby.” He spouted this at a town hall in Temple a month ago or more. He went on to repeat it over and over on social media and other town halls. He never gives a name of the rancher, the town or the offending data center.
#2 – This obvious garbage started getting repeated on different social media sites, with the “rancher” now located in Abilene. Still no name or town given.
Alton Fowler is the ranch manager at Fowler Farms. He said the land has been in his family for at least four generations, tracing back to his great-grandparents.
“This land means everything to me,” Fowler said. “It’s where I live, it’s where I have my animals. It’s my life and my livelihood.”
Fowler Farms sits within five miles of a $700 million data centerunder construction along Bob White Road. The project belongs to Rowan Digital Infrastructure.
Fowler saidhe first learned about the project in early April,and within a day of researching it, he realized the scope of what’s at stake.
“I started to get a sense of dread because it’s only been over the course of time that I’ve realized that my farm is inimminentdanger,” Fowler said.
[“Imminent” means it hasn’t happened yet, for all you liberal dummies out there!]
Fowler raises commercial cattle and registered boar goats on two properties totaling about 225 acres. He said the constant noise generated by a data center, including low-frequency sound that humans can’t hear but animals can,would make it impossible for his cattle and goats to breed.
[WOULD not DOES – future tense not present]
“It causes grown cattle to lose 30 percent of their body weight,” Fowler said. “They’re not able to conceive. It does the same thing in goats.”
OHHHH! What’s this?? The data center isn’t even FINISHED yet?? My goodness. I also love the “he’s a manager” and “the land has been in the family” for four generations. Sounds a LOT like another fake rancher we know! Perhaps we have yet another dummy who never had an interest in “ranching” or “farming” until a grandpa died and left him land – so he tried to “be a rancher” and failed…then blamed everyone else for his failure **cough** Clayton Tucker **cough**.
How does he know it causes cattle to lose 30% of their body weight? Well, he certainly didn’t experience that firsthand! He’s just repeating the same urban legend horseshit that Clayton himself babbles non-stop without a shred of evidence.
Turns out Alton Fowler isn’t really a rancher – just like Clayton Tucker.
“My husband and I live in grandmother’s house” is a phrase I expect to hear from Clayton Tucker eventually!
Wow! Just like Clayton Tucker, he has a long resume that is totally devoid of the words “rancher” or “farmer.” Amazing coincidence.
He has pronouns on his social media and makes a big deal out of Gay Pride stuff…
Just your typical salt-of-the-earth rancher stuff: pronouns and butt sex with other men.
Here is his boyfriend with some baby goats!
First he lives with his husband and now there’s a boyfriend? Weird!
Hey wait a second! How is Chris the amazing gay boyfriend able to cuddle on baby goats when they have all been born dead over the last two years due to the data center that hasn’t been built yet!
Must be ghost babies or something, I guess.
There IS one incredible part to this entire saga: somehow Clayton Tucker managed to locate ANOTHER lying, homosexual, fake rancher to tell tall tales with in order to spread false propaganda about data centers.
