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I Have Heard Reports That Clayton Tucker Sleeps Naked With His Mother.

I also heard reports he has sex with his goats. The male ones.

I heard some reports that Izzy the Baby Beluga puts on a strap-on dildo and pounds Clayton Tucker in the ass when they are staying at hotels on the campaign trails. I even heard some reports he’s engages in coprophagia.

This Twitter post is hosted on data centers belonging to Evil Oligarch Elon Musk. Clayton has 14 other social media accounts that ALSO use data centers to host the tripe he blabbers.

Hey! That’s kind of fun! Just making up totally outrageous bullshit with zero proof or sources and spewing it out there as an argument against things you don’t like or understand. So much easier than researching, making a cogent argument or thinking.

All of the above is total and complete horseshit, of course. We already have about 500 data centers in Texas. We also have farms. We CAN have both because we already DO have both, fucktard. We’ve had both for decades, Mister “late to the party and wrong once again!”

Here is a post from Reddit about living near a data center:

The air conditioner condenser fan outside your own and neighbors’ homes will be significantly louder than noise carrying over from the data center in normal operation.

Now with that said, there are several different designs that affect how noisy the data center is outside, ranging from indistinct fan noise to barely audible.

With all designs, the construction phase will be the loudest, dirtiest, and busiest time. After the construction is done, you won’t hear it, traffic in/out will be almost nothing, and you will experience n0 pollution from it.

I live close to multiple data centers and the noise I hear is from cars/motorcycles revving on the road nearby my home, the train crossing over a mile away, neighbors using electric lawnmowers, my own air conditioner, or kids playing.

Comrade Clayton likes to make up lots of NEGATIVE bullshit for data centers (without which, modern life would be impossible) but NEVER mentions any possible positives:

The concept of “jobs” is foreign to Comrade Clayton, the unemployed socialist because he has never really had one!

Clayton Tucker declares he chooses “farms over data centers!”

This is the dork who has a family farm he refuses to actually farm, who also has 15 social media accounts that reside on data centers and who walks around with Apple air pods in his ears 95% of the time: “Farms over data centers!”

LOL. You can’t make this shit up.

Commie Cumberworld Tries To Grab Glory For Data Center ‘Victory.’

Unemployed socialist Clayton Tucker knows all about “stolen valor.” He’s spent the last five years pretending to be a rancher and farmer when he is nothing of the sort. Now he is pretending he stopped a data center in Athens Texas!

The “crowds” just get smaller and smaller.

“I joined the fight!” BAHAHAHAHA. Yesterday he bragged he visited “16 pissant towns in four days!” so there is no way he spent more than about 45 minutes in any given town. Hardly time to “fight” for anything. But he loves glomming on to other people’s glory – like he did with the Thanksgiving turkeys…

Took photo with a sign and three dorks? That means he “fought” Wall Street and won!

Took photo holding a turkey? That means he “helped run a turkey drive!”

Stuck his name on a grifting non-profit that scams $290,000 in tax dollars and pays “volunteers” from AmeriCorps to do all the work? That means he “is building community gardens to feed children.”

All lies and bullshit.

There is absolutely no situation where Stolen Valor Tucker the Media Whore will not stick his face in and try to take credit for accomplishing something he had nothing to do with. The Athens data center thing was going on long before Comrade Clayton rolled through town to buy Ding Dongs for Baby Beluga at the local gas station.

Meanwhile, his “family ranch” is 500 miles away and falling into disrepair while he takes photos with strangers and concocts tales of heroism.

What a complete tool.

Yet another typo as he wins the NIGHT instead of the FIGHT.

Translation: we are looking for more photo ops to pretend we “fought the good fight” even though Ag Commissioner has absolutely nothing to do with data centers and local citizens are perfectly capable of telling their politicians they don’t want a new data center in town.

These posts are available for viewing on Twitter – which is hosted by massive data centers owned by Evil Oligarch Elon Musk.

Evil Water Monopolists Foiled As Bazillions Of Gallons Of Free Water Falls From Texas Skies.

In a turn of events that NOBODY saw coming, it rained like hell this weekend – like it does pretty much every April. By my estimates, about seven million gallons fell on my property alone! I’m rich, biatch!

That’s a good thing because my data centers needed watering. They were looking a bit parched.

Clayton Tucker idiot post: brought to you by Facebook data centers.

Word from Wall Street is the Evil Would-Be Water Monopolists and the Tech Broligarchy were heard to be saying “dammit, foiled again! Free water falling from the skies! Why did we not account for this?”

Wow – 16 tiny pissant towns of 1,200 people! Which means about 62 old ladies, 12 fat effeminate old guys and 5 cats named Mister Bigglesworth.

What he FAILS to tell these lonely, gullible old ladies as he is grifting their social security checks is that Texas Ag Commissioner has ZERO SAY in ANYTHING when it comes to water for data centers. Zero. None. Nada. Zilch.

If Clayton wanted to be a “water savior” to all the old ladies, he should be running for a position on the TCEQ, PUC, TWDB or the City council of Corpus Christi. Not Ag Commissioner.

He SHOULD be talking about the Mexican screwworm and promoting Texas food products. But he’s too busy yammering about power bills (also nothing to do with Ag Commissioner) and data center horseshit he knows nothing about.

Retard.

No, Your Power Rates In Texas Aren’t “Skyrocketing” You Idiot Libs.

I thought Clayton Tucker was the biggest moron running for statewide office but I may have overlooked Gina Hinojosa. As a liberal female, she doesn’t understand math, facts or logic whatsoever…

First of all, she arbitrarily uses 2021 as her start point. Comrade Clayton has also pulled this trick before. That’s exactly when Joe Biden’s money printing and greentard policies went into action. Inflation raged at over 9%, as you’ll recall. The price of EVERYTHING went up about 25% to 30% over the next few years.

Secondly, she is confusing BILLS with RATES. Texas has some of the lowest electricity rates in the country at roughly 10 cents per kilowatt/hour.

The highest rates are almost all in states run by shitlibs, like Massachusetts where Carol Garner Doughty scurried off to so she could live amongst her own kind…

Now, power BILLS might be high in Texas, but that is because some people choose to run their AC non-stop and set at 68 degrees in the summer. No surprises there. But the RATES are extremely reasonable here in Texas. I built my house in 2012 and my rates have not budged in the last 14 years – all praise PEC!!

I suggest Gina show us the HEATING BILLS for every state. You’ll see the exact opposite as northerners spend a small fortune on heating oil and gas while Texas spends practically nothing.

Just like that idiot Clayton Tucker confuses REVENUE with PROFIT, so does Gina Hinojosa deliberately confuse BILLS with RATES to her low-IQ followers.

Clayton Tucker can cry and whine about power bills all he wants, but the indisputable truth is that Texas rates are some of the cheapest in the country. If your power BILL is super high, then maybe cut your usage a bit. Data centers have nothing to do with it.

Reminder: Clayton Tucker lives with his parents in their upstairs bedroom and has very likely NEVER paid a single power bill in his entire parasitic life. So he has no firsthand experience with all of this anyways and his opinion therefore means jack shit.

P.S. – just to cap it all off, the shitlibs keep failing to mention that Texas is currently building TONS of new power plants – which means SUPPLY is growing to meet DEMAND and thus keeping prices stable.

Clayton Tucker Libels Nate Sheets For The Third Time…As He Himself Takes Money From Radical Muslim Farrukh Shamsi.

“Nate Sheets is being bought off by AI PACs!”

Of course, when you look at the info he re-tweeted from Bayliss Wagner, Nate Sheets is nowhere to be found. That’s because Nate has not taken any money from any “AI PACs” as I have showed before.

So Clayton has libeled Nate yet again. He also uses the words “bought off” which implies a quid pro quo or kickback, which is impossible since Nate is not currently in office.

But a lying, grifting, unemployed socialist scumbag cares not for such trifling details.

But one thing that IS true is that Clayton Tucker’s second-largest donor is a far-left muslim radical named Farrukh Shamsi.

Clayton Tucker has been bought off by radical communist muslims.

Shamsi is concerned with one thing: getting the halls of power infested with more dirtbag muzzies like Salman Bhojani, Suleman Lalani and Mohammed Aijaz.

It works like this: Shamsi hands Clayton Tucker money and then Tucker’s “Progressive Caucus” group of communists makes sure to endorse every muzzie scum on the planet.

Clayton Tucker endorsed Salman Bhojani – the guy who took his oath of office on the qu’ran…NOT the Bible.

Clayton also publicly licks the ass of every muzzie he sees – from Rashida Tlaib to Ilhan Omar to those two weirdo muzzie commies he is always hanging out with…

Clayton has a very weird fetish when it comes to these dirtbag muzzies. He has even been known to sport an Arabic lapel pin to signal his support for far-left foreigners who are invading America!

Note his muzzie lapel pin. Disgusting.

Don’t EVER forget that Clayton Tucker is a Huge fan of open borders and has called a wall on the border “racist.” He also stated that if Austin wants to be a “sanctuary city” that refuses to cooperate with ICE, then that’s just fine with him.

Socialist Rumpleforeskin Visits Dying Town Of 2,300 To Court Lonely Cat Ladies.

Holy Jesus. This might be the gayest of the gaylord photos yet….

Canadian, Texas – population 2,300 and dropping.

I thought cats HATED water, you fake rancher dummy. Hold on, did the cat actually sign the petition? I’m confused.

Wait! What does this genius cat say about Rory winning the Masters? Will he choke his balls off at Amen Corner like he did in 2011 when he finished 10 strokes back? I mean he’s like +240 right now to win it, which is a joke considering his history of shitting the bed.

Ask the cat! He sounds soooo smart!

Anyway, this photo encapsulates the entire campaign. This poor, stupid, lonely old lady is the quintessential Clayton Tucker voter: an uninformed cat-lover who just wants someone to talk to. This innocent-looking old bird is emblematic of the demographic destroying Western civilization. She’s perfectly willing to vote for an incompetent socialist because he pet her cat’s head and posts photos of cute goat kids on his Facebook page.

Repeal the 19th.

Reminds me of this scene where the stupid old lady depends on the judgement of her mutt and Matt Dillon pretends to care about it….

Fake Monopoly Versus REAL Monopoly. Doritos Edition.

Socialist semen sipper Clayton Tucker spends every single day telling gullible, stupid old ladies that “monopolies!” are robbing them blind at the grocery store.

He invented some weird gorilla logic that says HEALTHY foods are super expensive and SHITTY foods are dirt cheap so people are forced to eat crappy food (this is all wrong, as I already explained in depth).

So if the processed shitfoods are so cheap, why were Doritos $7 a bag recently??

Strange. Furthermore, if it’s all a big monopoly, then why did they cut the prices? Monopolies don’t cut prices. They don’t have to because there is nowhere else to go.

You see, you can always choose to NOT buy the ridiculous $7 Doritos that are mostly air in the bag. Unless you are a fat slob with no willpower like Bruce Haywood. Then you will pay any price to get your fix because you get your money from the taxpayer like a parasite. But I digress.

This establishes yet again that Clayton Tucker is an utter moron who spouts demonstrably false and contradictory claims non-stop.

Now HERE is a REAL monopoly. Prices always going up, service is dogshit and it is ILLEGAL to compete with these fuckups.

But as I’ve pointed out before, Comrade Clayton LOVES the postal monopoly because it is a massive make-work program for retarded union workers who recycle their dues into the democrat party.

Shit man, some Doritos sound awesome right now.

AI Water Issue Is Fake And Gay.

Just like Clayton! Rim shot!

Here is a very long article putting the AI water issue into perspective. Yes I read the entire thing but idiots like Clayton Tucker and Potato Head Fitzharris won’t bother. That’s because it’s bigger than a bumper sticker, which is the limit of their pea brains.

The AI Water Issue Is Fake

Here are a few excerpts to give you an idea of the logic, reason and math that are involved:

All U.S. data centers (which mostly support the internet, not AI) used 200–250 million gallons of freshwater daily in 2023. The U.S. consumes approximately 132 billion gallons of freshwater daily.1 The U.S. circulates a lot more water day to day, but to be extra conservative I’ll stick to this measure of its consumptive use, see here for a breakdown of how the U.S. uses water. So data centers in the U.S. consumed approximately 0.2% of the nation’s freshwater in 2023. I repeat this point a lot, but Americans spend half their waking lives online. A data center is just a big computer that hosts the things you do online. Everything we do online interacts with and uses energy and water in data centers. When you’re online, you’re using a data center as you would a personal computer. It’s a miracle that something we spend 50% of our time using only consumes 0.2% of our water.

Amen brother! Here is some more:

All AI in all American data centers is collectively using 8 times as much water as the local water utility in my town provides to consumers.2 You should be exactly as worried about AI’s current national water usage as you would be if you found out that 8 additional towns of 16,000 people each were going to be built around the country.

Here’s data center water use compared to a lot of other American industries:

Sources

And here’s a comparison to how much water different American agricultural products use, the main way water is used in America. All of these are the amount of water irrigated crops use and aren’t measuring rainwater:

Sources

So in 2030, AI in data centers specifically will be using 0.08% of America’s freshwater. This means it will rise to the level of 5% of America’s current water used on golf courses, or 5% of U.S. steel production, or be about 173 square miles of irrigated corn farms.

The average American’s consumptive lifestyle freshwater footprint is 422 gallons per day. This means that in 2023, AI data centers used as much water as the lifestyles of 25,000 Americans, 0.007% of the population. By 2030, they might use as much as the lifestyles of 250,000 Americans, 0.07% of the population. Not nothing, but 250,000 people over 5 years is just 4% of America’s current rate of population growth. If you found out that immigration plus new births in America would increase by 4% of its current rate, would you first thought be “We can’t afford that, it’s way too much water”?

Actually, Cotton Farmers Are Destroying The Water Supply FAR FASTER Than Any Data Center. They Also Lose Money Doing It.

The Ogallala is being pumped to death.

About 2.5 million irrigated acres of cotton pull 300–400 billion gallons per year from the Ogallala. The aquifer recharges at 0.5–1 inch per year. Cotton demands 12–24 inches.

Wells across the region have declined to 3–4 gallons per minute — the functional death spiral. At current depletion rates, large portions of the Southern Ogallala will be economically unrecoverable within 20–30 years.

Irrigated Cotton (High Plains) 300–400 billion gal/yr

ALL Texas Data Centers 25–49 billion gal/yr

Cotton uses more water in two weeks than every data center in Texas uses in a year: 8–16x more water.

Zero public outrage.

Here are some facts

So Clayton’s beloved Big Government subsidized all this shit and it resulted in the aquifer being destroyed. Sounds about right.

Socialist Clayton Tucker Trying To Bury His Radical Left Positions. Closes BlueSky Account. Stops Posting Pizza Party Pics With Antifa Goons And Radical Commies.

Last year he was all about running as a “loud and proud” socialist. He admonished the other socialists not to fear being outed as far-left Marxist trash that they are….

“No more fearing of [sic] being a progressive!”

So if you are so proud of your radical left-wing socialist positions, why did you recently shut down your Bluesky page??

Why did you stop posting pizza party pics? Could it be because I pointed out that you were breaking bread in a commie house full of commie vermin and Antifa goons who want to end fossil fuels, abolish ICE and push a radical Marxist ideology?

Nah. That’s probably not it.