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Soft-Headed Socialist Tit Posts Alarmist Headline About AI Water Usage. But Actual Article Blames Farmers And Says AI Can Help Solve Problem. LOL.

Data-center-obsessed clown Clayton Tucker continued his “campaign” of throwing out alarmist bullshit with either no sources at all or using anecdotal “evidence” from a random old crazy person living in West Texas. But this time he went even further…

This time he didn’t even bother to read the article. If he HAD bothered, he would have seen that MOST of the places “in trouble” were shitholes in third-world countries like Afghanistan and North Africa. They DID mention Las Vegas, which I also don’t give a shit about. None of those are located in Texas.

But the BEST part is that the article blamed farmers the most and suggested that AI could help solve the problem! BAHAHAHA!! The article says the exact OPPOSITE of what he is trying to imply!

I have made this point repeatedly on these very pages this year…

CA Almond Orchards Use 4X Water Than ALL Data Centers.

Cotton Farmers Are Pumping Aquifer Dry.

AI Water Issue is Fake And Gay.

As you can see, alfalfa and hay are FAR LARGER users of water than ALL data centers combined. Coincidentally, Comrade Clayton the fake rancher uses alfalfa and hay to fatten up his baby goats before they are eaten by coyotes.

AI rendition of the Great Coyote Massacre Of May 2025.

So instead of riling up the commoners to grab their torches and pitchforks to burn down data centers, they should ACTUALLY be heading over to the almond orchards and cotton farmers to stop the greedy, selfish assholes from stealing all the water. If Clayton Tucker was a REAL farmer or rancher, we could direct the angry mob his way, too. Lucky for him he’s just a cosplay cowboy and bumbling unemployed socialist bum who doesn’t know how to read a simple article.

We are not “running out of water” – there is the exact same amount of water on earth today as there was a billion years ago. Dummies forget that 70% of the planet is covered in water. If you took ALL the water on earth and divided it evenly between 8 billion people, everyone would get 45 BILLION gallons of water each. That is enough to fill 75,000 Olympic-sized swimming pools.

It’s simply a matter of getting the water to where it is needed. New technologies (pulling water from the air) and old technologies (build more reservoirs and desal plants) are what is needed. Not alarmist horseshit from unemployed bums trying to scare old ladies.

Did you know there are something like 5,000 desalinization plants in the Middle East? If those towel-heads can pull it off, so can Texas. We just need to get the idiot greentards like Clayton Tucker out of the way.

I Wish A Data Center Operator Would Sue The Living Shit Out Of Clayton Tucker For Outrageous Libel.

Just when you think his lies can’t get any more insane, the communist grifter and fake rancher makes his most outlandish statements yet!

#1 – this idiotic video he made now resides in a data center. Talk about a waste of server space. I’d rather have 10 data centers trying to crack cold fusion and cure cancer than ONE data center full of Clayton Tucker social media lies and stupidity.

#2 – if ANYONE has proof that a data center definitely caused a “heart murmur” in a child, they would have grounds for a massive lawsuit. Of course, you have to have, like, PROOF and stuff before that happens. Making an outlandish statement like “kids living near data centers are developing heart murmurs” is walking a very close line to a libel lawsuit, in my humble opinion.

Please, Comrade Clayton: name the name of the data center causing these heart murmurs. Tell us the name of the child who was diagnosed with “data center heart murmur,” you clown. Explain to us the mechanism whereby a data center induces heart murmurs in human children. I’d love to hear that one.

You can’t. Because it’s all lies. I hope some big company sues your ass into oblivion for spouting all these inane fairy tales.

The most hilarious part is that this grifting half-wit clown is paranoid about ALL these insane data center illness theories like heart murmurs and dementia and weight loss, but here is he five years ago happily injecting himself with an untested, rushed-to-market shitpoison (made by Big Pharma!) all because he was scared of a cold germ with a 99.9999% survival rate. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Enjoy that turbocharged ass cancer in a few years, you retard!!

Talk about not being able to assess risk worth a shit. What a complete and utter moron he is.

Data center five miles away that operates a bunch of air conditioners, like pretty much every big building in America? He’s scared shitless he might get a heart murmur or dementia!

Untested and rushed-to-market ‘vaccine’ for a cold virus that is no threat to him? Fuck yeah, sign me up to get that injected straight into my veins!

Of course, a few years earlier he was bashing Big Greedy Pharma” as untrustworthy. You really can’t make this shit up.

Socialist Shithead Who LOVES Wind Power Now Concerned About New Transmission Lines “Scarring” The Land.

Costanza in a cowboy hat is suddenly worried about transmission lines:

You know what REALLY necessitated a TON of transmission lines (3500 miles of them)? Your beloved wind power and the 19,000 pinwheels that are scattered all over hell’s half acre and needed all those lines to bring the power to where it is needed. According to Gemini AI:

To support its massive fleet of nearly 19,000 wind turbines, Texas built approximately 3,500 to 3,600 miles of high-voltage transmission lines.

This massive infrastructure build-out was driven by a specific, state-mandated initiative known as the Competitive Renewable Energy Zones (CREZ) project

Not only that, but those pinwheels are an ugly blight on the land all by themselves AND the fiberglass blades are simply buried in a hole after they wear out in about 20 years….

Comrade Clayton never said a PEEP about transmission lines or “scarring” of the land when the costly and unreliable wind turbines were being thrown up everywhere and subsidized by hundreds of billions of tax dollars.

But NOW he’s all concerned because he lives and breathes data centers now. He needs to find more and more phantom reasons to bash them.

These tech companies know there is not enough power for them to hook into the grid – which is why almost ALL of them are building their own power sources right at the data centers. Natural gas and nukes, to be precise. So there are NO transmission lines needed, you retard boy!!

Also, wind requires HUNDREDS OF TIMES more space and “scarring of the land” than nuclear power:

For the 100th time, Comrade Clayton shows us what an unintelligent hypocrite and bozo he really is.

Council Approves Ridiculous $30,000 Waste Of Money On ANOTHER Video To “Promote Lampasas.”

But don’t worry! The two guys (from Los Angeles!) who are grabbing the money told council they are getting a deal because it would NORMALLY be $60,000!

I think I’ll try that line on City council myself. I’ll set up a lemonade stand outside the council chambers and sell glasses for $800. When they (rightfully) exclaim that is a ridiculous price for a glass of lemonade, I’ll tell them it’s their lucky day because I USUALLY price my lemonade at $1,600 per glass! Then I’ll watch as that moron Kuehne buys 10 glasses because it’s such a deal.

I can see Porkchop Kuehne falling for that line of bullshit but as for everyone else? Shame on you.

[I covered this previously when the LEDC approved this idiocy]

Here is a very quick summary because it makes me sick to even type all this, it’s such a retarded project with zero merit. They just NEVER learn.

Two kids who “grew up in Lampasas” (but apparently spent the last 20 years in L.A. bouncing around as “producers” or some shit) are going to make a 10 or 12-minute video that absolutely NOBODY will watch outside of the idiots who approved this thing. It will sit on YouTube and do absolutely nothing of value for the city – just like the other 5 videos they wasted money on in the past.

These fake Lampassholes from Los Angeles will supposedly promote all the “awesome stuff” in town like the Hancock Springs Pool, restaurants and “other things.”

Wow. Good plan. Promote a freezing-cold pool that is only open a few months out of the year, some restaurants that every other town has also, and then some nebulous “other” things as well. From what I hear, when they pitched this retard idea, they used video footage from some wedding venue WAY outside of town that isn’t even in the City limits!

Here are the “Lampasans” who have their finger on the pulse of the town after 20 years in Los Angeles:

Yeah, they TOTALLY look “down with the Lampasas scene.” Pretty sure I saw one of them drinking cheap beer at Memos the other day and talking with the common folk.

In my 14-year experience with this town, THIS is the type of person more likely to be intimately familiar with the City as well as our police department….

Naturally, there is no way to gauge the “success” of this $30,000 film. It will get made and posted online and then forgotten about. And the taxpayer will be $30,000 poorer.

I also suspect these two grifters won’t stop at just this film. They just saw how easy it is to bilk the city out of $30,000 so I’d expect to see them back with their hands out for some other stupid project or even angling for a paid position doing this horseshit for the City.

Unbelievable. I thought this kind of money wasting stopped when Talbert left council but apparently not.

Desperate Little Man’s Lies Grow Ever-Larger.

You may as well tell us they use 50 gajillion watts of power, raise the temperature 100 degrees and use 80 billion gallons of water every day. Your lies have reached the “unbelievably absurd” levels now. You are a laughingstock.

I pointed out long ago that Clayton Tucker is a compulsive liar. We are seeing him melt down over data centers in real-time. His lies become more outrageous as he tries to keep attention on himself. I guess mommy didn’t love him enough as a kid. Ironically, he still lives with her at age 35.

I give this bullshit 100 Claytonocchios

REAL Monopoly Busted By REAL Lawyers.

Now HERE is anti-trust law in action…

And thank God, because those assholes were ripping off the world BIG TIME! Love to see them go down in flames.

Take notes, Comrade Clayton because THIS is how it works. You must have an ACTUAL monopoly and not just a big group of companies you irrationally despise (like your fake tractor monopoly you keep bringing up).

THEN you show ACTUAL damages and not just cry and whine over “prices are too high!”

THEN an actual DOJ lawyer brings a case and argues it using evidence and facts.

What YOU are doing is fake, melodramatic bullshit. You just run around calling everything you don’t like a monopoly and saying you are going to “bust them up” over and over like a retarded mynah bird.

You have invented tractor monopolies, grocery store monopolies, food company monopolies and other gibberish that will never, ever gain any traction in a court of law. That is because you are a moron instead of an actual lawyer who know what he’s talking about.

35-Year-Old Unemployed Bum Who Refuses To Farm The Family Property Now Freaking Out That Average Farmer Is 60 Years Old. Another False Scare.

Lady Clayton has found yet another apocryphal tidbit to get her panties twisted over:

What his mildewed brain can’t comprehend is that EVERYONE is getting older as the population ages. Much like he freaks out about groceries going up and thinks it’s a grand conspiracy when really EVERYTHING went up in price during that timeframe thanks to profligate spending and money printing.

Here is someone who DOES understand that:

Age of US Farmers: Not a Problem

Excerpts:

Age is both a level and relative concept.  Relative to the US population, US farmers have become slightly younger over the last 60 years.  Since 1960, the average age of US farmers has increased 7.6 years while the median age of the US population has increased 8.8 years.  US median age is from Korhonen and US Census Bureau.  (Note, the Agricultural Census does not report a median age.)

The share of US farmers between 45 and 64 was lower in the 2022 vs. the 2017 Census.  In contrast, the shares less than 45 and older than 65 increased from 19% to 22% and from 34% to 39%, respectively.  Farmers older than 65 align with the 1970 period of prosperity while farmers younger than 45 align with the post-2006 period of prosperity (farmdoc daily, November 8, 2023).  As economics would predict, more people enter farming when economic returns are good.

US farmers have been and remain older than the US population.  A likely reason is that farming requires inputs other than labor.  Capital is required to buy farm equipment and rent or own farmland.  Capital accumulation happens over a person’s lifetime.

Over the last half century, US farmers have become younger, not older, relative to the US population.

The current age distribution of US farmers is consistent with the expectation that more people enter farming when economic returns are good.  US farm prosperity since 2006 (farmdoc daily, November 8, 2023) has been associated with an increase in share of US farmers younger than 45.

These observations do not suggest the US has a farmer aging or a farmer replacement problem.

Fake farmer Clayton Tucker won’t bother to read all of the above TRUTH because it isn’t alarmist and doesn’t feed into his “all hysteria, all lies, all the time” campaign vibe.

Shit, I’ve been hearing about the farmers disappearing, going broke and dying off since at LEAST 1985 when John Cougar Mellencamp was writing songs about it daily and started doing Farm Aid concerts.

[Yes, they are still doing those things 41 years later!]

Of course, 35-year-old Clayton (who lives with his parents) refuses to join the “actively farming 35-44” cohort DESPITE being handed everything he needs for FREE! He’d rather drive around with Baby Beluga spouting nonsense to little old ladies and stuffing his fat face with Panda Express ultra-processed food.

Clayton Tucker Still Breaking One Of His Central Campaign Tenets Repeatedly.

When the pudgy socialist flounder made his big announcement last June to run for a position he clearly is not qualified for, he posted THIS little gem on the Zoom call (hosted on data centers, by the way):

He has already broken #1 a bunch of times as he has tried to cover up his radical leftist past and hide his TRUE positions on open borders and socialized medicine.

But it’s #2 that really should have everyone scratching their heads and calling him out as a hypocrite, liar and scumbag. Luckily, I’m quite practiced at doing that, so here we go!

“No more running as individuals and not as a slate.”

You wouldn’t know it if you only read Comrade Clayton’s many, many social media sites (hosted on data centers, by the way) but Gina Hinojosa and Vikki Goodwin are running for governor and lieutenant governor, respectively.

Now, Texas needs two liberal women in charge like we need colostomy bags on our hips. But that is a discussion for another time.

What SHOULD be discussed is the following:

#1 – Comrade Clayton has NEVER made an appearance with either one of these chicks NOR has he ever even MENTIONED they are running on the same slate! Same with James Talarico, whom Comrade Clayton STILL hasn’t endorsed despite James being the kind of far-left, tranny-promoting whacko that Clayton has shown much love to in the past!

#2 – Gina and Vikki are ALREADY out there making hay with this data center hysteria. Gina has even been down in Corpus Christi trying to make a local water issue (and liberal politician fuckup) into an indictment of all data centers

I obviously don’t agree with Gina or Vikki, but you can at LEAST make a case that as governor or lieutenant governor, it kinda sorta falls into their sphere of influence or power if they were to win. Personally, I still insist this is all a LOCAL issue for LOCAL cities and counties to decide amongst themselves.

But the water/power/data center issue CERTAINLY does not fall into the purview of Ag Commissioner. I have shown that conclusively many, many times.

So, if Comrade Clayton were to follow his own declarations from June 2025, he would drop all this data center bullshit, start talking about AGRICULTURE issues and get behind the rest of the slate while taking his cues from the TOP of the slate: Gina and Vikki. He would be a team player and not try to hog the spotlight on issues that don’t concern him one bit.

But he will never do that. It’s the Clayton Tucker Show all the time, you see. You know why? Because he has a population of stupid, senile, lonely old ladies (D.O.L.L.s) that he has cultivated over the last five years by posting cute baby goat photos on Facebook (hosted on data centers, by the way). That is HIS little money pot.

The selfish, greedy, unemployed socialist is NOT about to share his little-old-lady grift with the likes of Gina and Vikki and let them steal his thunder! No way.

So he will continue to ignore the rest of the slate and grab as many old lady social security checks he can until November when he gets crushed. What a piece of shit.

Does Goat Semen Cause Pinkeye? Only Clayton Tucker Knows For Sure.

I “heard reports” he took a shot of goat jizz straight to the eyeball….

Ag Commissioner cannot “put the brakes” on data centers, you lying cunt.

When he’s not busy fellating goats, he’s posting complete horseshit for his low-IQ followers like Potato Head Steph Fitzharris to get hysterical over:

#1 – that $3.2 billion is over two years and is a projected number. The Texas legislature is already moving to close those loopholes. I’ll be kind and call it $1.2 billion per year right now.

#2 – illegal invaders (who Clayton Tucker welcomes) cost Texans over $1 billion per year in medical costs alone. Educating illegal invaders in our public schools with ESL teachers and all the rest? Another SEVEN BILLION PER YEAR.

#3 – nobody is “taking land” you fucking moron. They are paying huge amounts of money for it. Some principled people are turning it down. You can bet your ass that if Comrade Clayton actually owned any land and Meta offered him 10x the market price, he would take it in a heartbeat.

#4 – “We” get the bill?? You live with your parents, have no job and own no land. You pay no bills at all, you doss twat. Stop pretending you are a working man sympathizing with the little guy.

#5 – notice he wants Big Government to “invest” in “restoring” family farms, whatever that means. I’m guessing it means he wants free taxpayer money for his family farm – like all piece of shit socialists want.

He was quickly destroyed by a random smart guy on Twitter:

Also, if Comrade Clayton the socialist malaka is so concerned about the price of electricity, then maybe he shouldn’t have pushed unreliable and retarded wind and solar power for the last 10 years:

To summarize today’s story on April 15th – which is dreaded tax day for everyone but socialist parasites who live with their mothers and have no jobs:

Clayton Tucker gets bent out of shape over $1.2 billion per year in tax breaks (not handouts) for data centers that provide jobs.

He does not care AT ALL about the $8 billion per year illegal invaders costs Texans

He REALLY doesn’t care about the TWENTY BILLION per year that rate payers are getting fucked on because of “green energy.”

Idiotic green energy and open borders cost Texans TWENTY EIGHT TIMES more money than a data center. That would be the data centers that all of us use about 50 times per day and without which we would be living in the 1970s again.

Clayton Tucker: as useful as a chocolate teapot and twice as stupid.