There is a LOT to unpack in Comrade Clayton’s latest video he posted to the Instagram data centers….
#1 – “I haven’t been to the ranch in about a week so I had a surprise waiting for me!” If he says “about a week” it was probably 10 days. TEN DAYS away from your beloved “family ranch” and you wonder why you fail at ranching and can’t make a buck.
An old-timer in Bertram once told me his one secret to farming and ranching: “walk/drive the land every single day.” He was right. It’s amazing how quickly a problem arises and turns into a disaster if you don’t catch it early. Just to be sure, let’s ask Google if the old-timer (REAL) farmer was right about that:
Checking things daily is essential for good livestock management and land management though the exact time commitment varies depending on the size of the operation and the season. Daily observation helps catch health issues, water failures, and broken fences before they become major problems.
Daily Ranch Priorities
- Water checks: Verify troughs and automatic drinkers work and are clean.
- Health spotting: Look for limping, isolation, or signs of illness in the herd.
- Fencing walk-throughs: Spot downed lines or broken gates where stock might escape.
- Feed monitoring: Ensure adequate forage or supplemental feed availability.
- Calving season: Requires multiple daily checks to assist newborns and mothers.
- Extreme weather: Freezing winter or dry summer conditions demand frequent emergency checks.
Clayton does none of this except pose for fake “mending the fence” videos for his campaign.
Speaking of the “calving season” mentioned above, I thought it was a bit weird to see this in the middle of August in the scorching heat. So I consulted Google once again, since I am not a rancher and never falsely claim to be one (unlike Clayton):
So basically, he allowed this to happen at the absolute worst time of the year. This week has been the hottest so far and will continue another week. Poor little guy. Poor stressed mamma cow. What a stupid bastard Clayton is for allowing this to happen!
Just kidding – we all know Clayton didn’t “allow” anything to happen. He’s not in control of the animals or the “ranch.” Nobody is. It’s a big menagerie of neglected and terrified animals wandering around getting eaten by coyotes and dying of parasites while Clayton shows up once in a while to make videos and photos of cute babies to post on Facebook and Twitter data centers.
But it doesn’t’ matter if the animals make it to adulthood because he doesn’t sell anything. He just names the babies and takes pictures. They are not a way to make a living, they are an accessory. He’s like a quasi-retarded 20-something rich chick with a chihuahua in her purse that he carries around to show off but then at home it shits all over the place and is neglected constantly. Then dies because he didn’t feed it. He was too busy out partying at Whataburger with Baby Beluga.
Then he names the pet animals that manage to survive and tells us he would never eat them – just like every rancher does!
Taking pictures and then using them for grifting money off of old ladies pays WAY better than mini cows anyways! Seeing as this is only the second mini cow calf born there in the last 18 months AND the first one is STILL FOR SALE according to his abandoned website…
So to recap everything he has admitting to here and in the past:
Admits repeatedly he’s never at the ‘ranch.’
Admits he seems to kill an inordinate number of his animals.
Doesn’t eat the “beef” he raises – they are too cute.
Names every animal born out there – like a little girl naming her dolls.
Shocked to see calf in August
Makes mom and baby calf suffer in mid-August heat
Uploads videos of poor animals to Instagram data centers to be stored in perpetuity.
Does that about cover it? I think it does. Verdict: fake rancher dummy.
A socialist clown had a wish:
That someday he’d be Ag Commish
He took up fake farming
(His lies are alarming)
His whole story stinks like dead fish