Working Every Day To Keep Scumbag Socialist Clayton Tucker OUT Of Office
Well, Valentine’s Day is only a month away…and Clayton has been spending an awful lot of time alone with those goats out there. Will he FINALLY pop the big question over Valentine’s Day?? Will mom approve of the new gal? Who will the best man be? Bruce Haywood?
Stay tuned!
So awesome. This is like the female version of Clayton Tucker except she probably doesn’t live with her mom and she actually ran a REAL business for a while. Then she shot herself in the dick and found out the hard way why jacking up the minimum wage above the natural market-clearing rate is always a disaster.
My favorite line?
“Luckenbach said she supports higher wages in theory but couldn’t sustain the increase.”
Ah yes. Theory. In THEORY wouldn’t it be awesome if we could all contribute according to our ability and take according to our need? In REALITY, you get Soviet Russia or East Germany or Cuba because command economies run counter to basic human nature. Only capitalism can harness a human’s innate self-interest into efficient resource allocation.
Why not just raise your menu prices about 30%?? That’s what Clayton Tucker (who has never run or even worked in a restaurant) said you need to do. Everybody deserves a “livable wage” with a trip to Hawaii every year and a big, cool house with an 85” TV set. It’s in the Constitution!
This reminds me of the time those scumbags at ACORN spent all their time pushing for higher minimum wage laws and then when California enacted them, ACORN itself sued for an exemption because “wait a minute, we can’t afford to pay people that much.”
Typical libtards…. everything is “in theory” for them:
We’ll be safer without guns…. in theory.
Everything would be better if its free…. in theory.
Unlimited deficits are awesome… in theory.
Fantasy land for these fuckheads.
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Minimum-wage hikes do close restaurants. Just not the ones you care about.
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill
Took a whole lotta tryin’
Just to get up that hill
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat
Looks like I’m “Moving On Up!” to the Big Leagues!
The last time someone (Potato Head) belly-ached about my First-Amendment-protected musings on here, it was only on the back page of the Dispatch.
This time, I made the front page!
So what was so newsworthy? Mary Poche felt the urge to make a statement about why she quit the EDC position just 30 days into her cushy new job which would have been worth six figures in salary and benefit.
Apparently she didn’t like the “hateful” remarks I made.
Remarks like “she quit her previous jobs after less than a year,” which I got DIRECTLY from THIS ARTICLE.
Thanks to her husband’s job in the cable television industry, Poche’ moved around a lot—from every major city in Texas to Wisconsin, Alabama and even Rhode Island.
In all their moving, Poche’ would always try to find some sort of marketing contract work. She worked for several chambers of commerce, economic development corporations and private industries.
Yeah she definitely sounds like a person who will be loyal, stick around through thick and thin, and has Lampasas’ future as her #1 priority!!
Or maybe it was that I said she was a bad pick because she has a long history of bouncing from job to job and had health issues – which I took from THIS ARTICLE and was literally a quote directly from Poche herself!!
“Mary Poche, economic development director for the City of Liberty Hill, recently resigned from her role.”
“Unfortunately, I am having some health issuesand will need time and space to take care of myself per my doctor’s recommendation,” Poche told The Independent.
BAM!
Think I’m kidding about moving around a lot? Here is a quote:
In 2003, Poche’ and her family decided to quit moving for a while and settle down. Her husband changed his career direction, going from a c-level executive to opening an automotive paint and body business in Georgetown. That shop has now been open for 17 years and is managed by Poche’s son.
One day, when their son was just about ready to take over the automotive shop, Poche’s husband received a new job offer he couldn’t refuse with an electric co-op out of Taos, New Mexico. After moving there, Poche’ worked for Taos Ski Valley, where she did economic development and worked for the chamber of commerce. Then, COVID hit. Poche’s hours were cut and she was bored. She got a call from the City of Jarrell and they asked if she was interested in doing economic development work for them.
“My husband and I said, ‘Why not?’” she said. “I got hired and we bought a house there. Our life has always been an adventure.”
An offer he couldn’t refuse? Now where have I heard that before? Oh yeah. Our new City manager said something similar about Poche herself last week having “another opportunity” and that’s why she quit. This is NOT a woman who would be invested in Lampasas for the long haul She was in it for a quick buck. If the LEDC had bothered to read those past articles, they would have realized it too. Then Mary herself proved me correct by quitting in 30 days. Now she’s trying to fob it off on my “hateful” remarks. LOL. Ok, lady.
Was my hateful remark that she looked like Jim Carrey’s secretary in “Liar Liar”? Because she totally does:
[Fun fact: that actress was 63 when she made Liar, Liar. She died four years later at age 67]
Was my hateful remark that she is old? She IS old. If she’s a day under 65 I’ll eat a bowl of my own shit. People between the ages or 60 and 80 are considered “elderly.” People between 40 and 60 are “middle-aged.” Those are facts. I’m in my mid-fifties now. I know I’m getting up there. If someone called me “middle-aged” they’d be correct. I wouldn’t cry about it like a pussy.
My point was that why in the HELL would the LEDC pick (1) an elderly lady who (2) has health issues and (3) a long history of flitting around from job to job and no loyalties to any of them?? Those are THREE strikes against any candidate, in my opinion. I was proven correct in less than a month.
Of course, she finally ADMITS later in the article that there WAS another opportunity. But rather than be truthful about why she bailed, she is trying to shift the blame to me and says she “didn’t want a target on her back” – in other words, she wanted to get paid six figures, spend more piles of money on the failed Business Pork, lollygag around town all day doing nothing and never get criticized when she failed to get a tenant.
Tough shit. If you’re taking a public job like this on the public tit, you better damn well be prepared to take heat from the taxpayers when you fail. It’s part of the job. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. But don’t shift blame for being a wimp about it, mmmkay?
You know who had a target on him for the last 7 years? Finley DeGraffenreid. You know what he did about it? Nothing. He probably just laughed to himself, counted his $150,000 per year, told his friends in private that I’m an asshole and then laughed all the way to the bank. Now he’s retired with a cushy pension.
Good riddance. If anything, the City owes me 10% of the money they just saved on this idiot’s salary for flushing her out as a flake. Hell, pay Erin an extra $1,000 a month and let HER do the job.
I feel as though she deserves one of my trademark limericks! If you get a limerick written about you, it means you made the big time.
She’s back! Starting the new year in style with her usual mix of retard grammar and innumeracy…..
What is a “livable minimum wage” anyways? Comrade Clayton is busy telling us you can’t live on the minimum wage – which isn’t what it was designed for in the first place. Does she mean “livable wage”? Only her pea brain knows for sure.
I don’t think I’ve ever read a post of hers that didn’t sound like it was written by a 5th grade Somalian. She’s been in this country for over a quarter of a century and STILL can’t write simple English phrases.
Here’s a newsflash, you dummy kraut: $200 million is pocket change in this country. Maybe in Germany, with their economy that is more shrunken, shriveled and miniscule than Bruce Haywood’s penis, $200 million is a lot of money. Here in America, with our $29 trillion GDP, it is nothing.
In fact it is .0007% of our economy (7/10,000ths of one percent!)
Or to put it another way, that $200 million would be enough to pay every worker (168 million of them in the U.S.) $1.07.
Oh, and the presidential inauguration is once every four years, so divide that by four and you get about 27 cents per year per worker….or about a half a penny per week.
Dumb shit.
Where was the dummy kraut back in 2021 when 18 billionaires handed about $50 million to Biden for HIS inauguration? She was silent. Probably busy wearing three masks and injecting herself with MRNA poison like a dipshit.
We wish you a merry Sixth-mas, we wish you a merry Sixth-mas….
HAHAHAHAHA!!
Many people may be looking at today as a shitty day. It’s colder than Carol Doughty’s tit outside, many of us have to get our asses up early to take the kids to school, it’s dark and cold and shitty.
But rejoice: today Kamalbla has the distinct privilege of certifying Donald J Trump’s landslide victory over her – also known as her ass kicking. You just know she got shithammered last night on cheap wine….
It is also the four-year anniversary of when Capitol police antagonized a group of peaceful protesters by firing tear gas into their faces and murdered an innocent woman. The feds had at LEAST 26 undercover agitators in the crowd that day (yes, that has been admitted). Once Kash Patel takes over the FBI, we will hopefully see some heads roll…including Liz Cheney for her part in the circus called the “Jan 6 Commission” wherein she tampered with witnesses and committed other crimes.
Remember when shitlibs like Bruce Haywood thought Trump was going to go to jail for “insurrection”? LOL!
Bonus joy: Trump will be sworn in two weeks from today and shitlibs like Bruce Haywood and Carol Garner Doughty are going to absolutely lose their minds.
Double bonus joy: commie scumbag (and love child of Fidel Castro) Justin Trudeau is expected to resign in a few days, thus giving our brothers to the north some respite from his insane shitlib policies.
Triple bonus joy: Trump will be pardoning all those January 6th “insurrectionists” very, very soon.
HAPPY JANUARY 6th!!
Cattle futures in Chicago surged to fresh record highs on Friday. Must be those greedy, greedy ranchers like Clayton Tucker.
Just kidding. Clayton himself said he decided to focus on goats because global warming is about to make the whole planet more arid and goats do better in arid, shitty conditions.
(Is that the same global warming that made the artic ice grow 26% in the last 12 years?)
No seriously, he really did say that [2:59:30 mark]
I have marked a red line on the exact moment Professor Tucker the Genius Fifth-Generation Rancher decided to go into goats. It was basically just before cattle prices went into the stratosphere.
Then again, he has claimed that they were “always a cattle family,” too. Well, except for his dad, who was an aeronautical engineer. And his mom, who worked for the government. But SOMEWHERE down the line were some cotton-picking, squirrel-shooting ranchers – you can take that to the bank!
He can’t blame Big Ag for this one because the Live Cattle futures contract at the CME is about a pure free-market as you get. Anyone can buy or sell futures based on their own opinions. Even Hillary Clinton!
In the end, it all comes down to supply and demand – and greedy fake ranchers like Clayton Tucker have been selfishly shrinking their herds to artificially jack up prices for consumers, obviously! Talk about GREEDY!!!
Then again, given how many animals Clayton tends to kill before they are fully grown, this might just be a case of gross incompetence instead of greed.
Did I type “cunt” again? I meant “AUNT.” I’m not sure why my finger always slips over on that word when describing rabid left-wing, elitist hypocrite Carol Garner Doughty of Lenox Massachusetts.
Anyways, I have been enjoying thinking of that old witch freezing her ass off in 15-degree weather for the next two weeks.
It brought me joy thinking of her shitty Prius and Tesla sliding all over the black ice and crashing into trees. Of her berating her cuckold “white guys for Harris” husband about their wood pellet stove not keeping the house warm enough for her bony ass. About her slipping down the icy stairs and breaking her hip.
These were all joyful visions that danced in my head.
Unfortunately, crazy cunt Carol and her cuckold have apparently scurried back to “violent, bloody” Texas that they were so embarrassed to be a part of 5 months ago to cheat Old Man Winter.
She was all excited to wear her new spiked boots, too! Whatever the hell those are.
Like all pussy hypocrite liberals, the minute things got slightly uncomfortable, all that ‘save the world’ shit goes right out the window.
Do you think they drove their shitty Prius or Tesla the 1,900 miles from Lenox to Austin? I guarantee you they did not. They hopped on a big old carbon-spewing airplane that runs on the very fossil fuels they want to ban and very likely flew first-class as well – burning even MORE carbon per person!
So the same two morons who are petrified of “global warming” and were all smug and superior about moving north to Massachusetts to escape it (yes, cuckold Jeff posted about that very thing) are now running back here to Texas with their tails between their legs to keep warm.
[Here is a stat for all you global-warming morons: cold weather kills about TEN TIMES more people than hot weather. Fact. It is especially hard on old, frail people…like Carol and Jeff. Which is why so many scumbag New Yorkers have moved to and ruined my beloved home state of Florida.]
What ABSOLUTE weak-ass, hypocritical scumbag pussies. Nauseating. I can see why her son is such a weakling and failure with them as role models.
I wonder where they are staying while in Austin? After all, they sold their mansion and their son is still a “college boy” at age 27. I also doubt any of their friends could tolerate Crazy Cunt Carol in their house for more than 90 minutes.
My guess is that cuckold husband Jeff will be pulling his wallet out for an expensive hotel or AirBnB for the next 7-10 days.
This is how the far-left, elitist 1% live: they tell you to get rid of fossil fuels and live like a caveman, but THEY can spend $10,000 on air fare and hotels to go live in a warmer state for a week or two to avoid any unpleasantness.
Fuck them.
No surprises here. When you let greentards wreck your energy sector so you pay 2x or 3x more than anyone else for energy, you will go down the toilet. That’s why you see Volkswagen manufacturing plants shutting down.
Throw in unfettered muzzie invaders from North Africa and elsewhere committing most of the crime, and you have a big mess on your hands.
Of course, many very stupid Germans who live in Texas spend their time telling us how much better Germany is than the United States. A child could see that is not true, but many of these dummy krauts are not even as smart as a child.
Dummy krauts like Christine Seefeldt (a real estate broker in Killeen who is likely only in this country because she spread her legs for an American military man stationed in Germany) like to bash America whenever they can and tell us we need more socialism, more Joe Bidens and less Trump.
Of course, these same dummy krauts have been in the United States for over 25 years and STILL cannot write or speak proper English, so their opinions mean nothing.
I once again make my offer to buy dummy kraut Tina Seefeld a first-class ticket to Germany if she promises to never set foot in the United States again.
As we begin a new year and our local socialist approaches his 34th birthday while still living at home with his mother, let’s all have yet another belly-laugh at his incredible hypocrisy:
Of course, Clayton’s hero Bernie Sanders has NEVER worked in the private sector himself, let alone employed a single person as a business owner…and he is now 83 years old. Incredible. Eighty-three years of sponging off the taxpayer and NEVER had a real job!!
Clayton is trying hard to follow in Bernie’s footsteps. He too, has never employed anyone at ANY wage, let alone $17/hr….
This is a lie, of course. It has nothing to do with “willingness” to pay a helper. It has to do with there not being enough work out there on grandpa’s pretend ranch to keep another person busy. Also, I doubt mom will pay for another person out there when Clayton has so much free time on his hands that he is able to go to 27 conventions and democrat pow-wows per year!
I can see it now:
“Mom! You need to hire someone else to help me take pictures of goats out there at grandpa’s property!”
“Now Clay Clay…I’ve told you a dozen times you need to spend less time going to conventions filled with men dressed like whores and MORE time actually raising some animals instead of killing so many, dear!”
Also, Clayton owns a shitload of Apple products (phone, computer, ear buds) and thus supports Apple – a company that only pays their Chinese sweatshop slaves $1.39 per hour.
I’m sure when the RX Ranch Goat Yoga starts, Clayton will hire a Goat Yoga Instructor for $17 per hour plus benefits, right douchebag??
Funny how often the grapevine is right about these things….
I don’t believe that “another opportunity came up” bullshit for one minute. The way the grapevine tells it, she took one look at the Business Pork project (a.k.a. Talbert’s Folly) and said “no way I can fill that piece of shit” and bolted.
But let’s say for a minute it IS true that “another opportunity came up” and she split after 30 days. I’d say the blame for that fuckup falls squarely on the shoulders of Talbert and her cronies at the LEDC. Why? Because according to Sid Ball three months ago, Talbert, Erwin and Monroe “spent five hours interviewing candidates” for the EDC position. And Poche was their final decision? A woman who had a history of quitting jobs over and over again? Something I pointed out immediately after she was hired.
Color Me Very Unimpressed By New Economic Development Director Mary Poche. This Will Not End Well.
As I wrote at the time:
Some lady who looks like she could be Monroe’s older sister, with health problems, and who has a history of quitting this same job after less than a year in TWO different cities?? Sounds like a final “fuck you” from TJ Monroe on her way out the door. Kind of like Biden torpedoing Kamala in the final days.
They must REALLY be scaping the bottom of the barrel to go with this lady. I’ll bet you $100 she doesn’t even last 18 months here.
For the record, she only lasted 8 months in Jarrell and only lasted about 10 months in Liberty Hill – she quit because of “ongoing health issues”
Funny. Talbert sneers at me as a “keyboard warrior.” But somehow, the Keyboard Warrior with ZERO EDC experience knew Poche was a shitty pick when the entire “expert” LEDC board who has been there for 13 years did NOT see it.
That’s because Talbert is trailing me by about 42 IQ points, I think.
Here we are, only THREE DAYS into a new year and President Talbert already has more egg on her face with her Business Pork debacle on the FRONT PAGE of the local newspaper.
What a total embarrassment.
I guess that $971,000 she pilfered from the City for her Business Pork Project wasn’t such a “great ROI” after all.
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