Far-Left Radical California Scumbag Congressman Eric Swalwell About To Be Destroyed.

One of the biggest pricks on the planet is about to get humiliated and destroyed.

You’ll recall Swalwell (who is married) slept with a Chinese spy named Fang Fang, yet nothing ever came of that.

Then there was the time he said he’d drop a nuclear bomb on gun owners.

Well, he’s about to get utterly decimated. I told you: under Trump, EVERY DAY is Christmas!!!

From Nick Sortor:

EXCLUSIVE: Eric Swalwell PANICS when I ask about his Chinese spy girlfriend Fang Fang, and whether that’s a bigger “national security threat” than Elon Musk.

I sat next to a drunk Swalwell at dinner for 90 minutes. He was IMMEDIATELY compromised by a group of lobbyists he’d JUST MET, spilling intimate details about his job and asking for HELP CHEATING ON HIS WIFE. MASSIVE national security threat.

This guy should have his clearances revoked. Swalwell spent his dinner bragging about “ORGIES” on Capitol Hill, telling them he’s bored of his wife and “only wants to fuck tens.”

Worse, he spoke about ABUSING his power on the House Intel Committee (which he’s since been booted off of), saying he pushed to SUBPOENA Ivanka Trump because she’s “hot as fuck.”

THIS GUY MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE HOMELAND SECURITY COMMITTEE. He CANNOT keep his freaking mouth shut.

After I began questioning him, Swalwell jumped back into the group of lobbyists to hide from me, but I pressed on. Dude looked absolutely TERRIFIED and 100% guilty. He knows he’s been caught. More to come later. I have about an hour and a half of audio to go through

Bongino Ready To Go On The Warpath. I Approve Of This Message.

There are two foundational pillars that hold American communism up:

1. Forcing taxpayers to fund their activism.

2. Educating your children.

Both of those pillars are under attack right now.

The despair you’re seeing from the communists is because their religion is coming apart. Imagine watching barbarians dismantle your church. That’s how communists feel watching the taxpayer gravy train come to an end.

Keep going. More. Faster.

Of All The Awesome Stuff That Has Happened Since Jan 20th, Watching Joy Reid Cry Over Getting Fired Might Be The Best.

Every single day is Christmas under Trump. Yesterday and today were no exception.

Yesterday we found out Dan Bongino will be Deputy Director of the FBI. This made libs heads explode and may very well lead to some criminal charges against Hillary Clinton, among others.

Today we got to see Joy Reid bawl like a baby after being canned. The best part is she really had NO idea this was coming! Talk about living in a fantasy land! LOL.

“My show had value! Whaaaah!” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jen Rubin – out.

Chuck Todd – out.

Alex Wagner – out.

Joy Reid – out.

Lester Holt – out.

Jim Acosta – out.

It’s Trump’s world, and these poor bitches are living in it.

The pendulum has swung back to the direction of sanity, common sense, justice and awesomeness. Left wing retards and nerds are just getting run over and destroyed left and right.

Many of them STILL don’t understand that the world has changed. They are standing there picking up seashells while a 50-foot tsunami of righteous rage is about to pound them into the sand under 800 tons of salt water and bury them forever:

Inbred, Anti-American Scumbag With 69 IQ Calls Americans Idiots.

Ilhan “Jar Jar” Omar sits across from foreign-born muzzie scumbag Medhi Hassan and shits all over America, yet again:

I would love nothing more than to see this America-hating moron deported. Don’t tell me she was “elected” by Americans. She wasn’t. She was elected by 80,000 Somali dirtbags that Obama dumped into Minnesota 15 years ago. Fuck her, fuck them and fuck Obama.

You have to have SOME NERVE to escape a shit hole like Somalia, weasel your way over to America and somehow get elected (which should be illegal in the first place) and then take shits all over your new country AND call Americans stupid. If she hadn’t lucked into entering America, she’d be squatting in a mud hut and shitting in a dirt hole while being raped by her cousins every night. That is a fact.

Reminder: the AVERAGE IQ in Somalia is 69, which places them at number 110 in the world. FYI, an IQ of 85 is one full standard deviation below average. An IQ of 70, is TWO standard deviations below average….

So even if she is just an AVERAGE Somali, she is still a bigger moron than 98% of America. I can guarantee you that this brother-fucking clown is far below average when it comes to smarts. Deport her NOW.

Local America-hating socialist maggot Clayton Tucker can’t get enough of her, of course. Go figure.

Far Left Greentards Wrong About Grid Once Again – Rhonda Witcher Edition.

Lefty clown horn Rhonda Witcher never misses a chance to throw some ridiculous left-wing “misinformation” into his bird-cage-liner of a newspaper:

As usual, none of the doom and gloom bullshit from the likes of Witcher and Comrade Clayton ever came to pass. In fact, I have not lost power since that freak 2021 storm. But that doesn’t stop douchebags like Rhonda Witcher from referring to the “awful” power grid in Texas.

The only thing “awful” about the Texas grid is that for some reason, the Powers That Be allowed a bunch of greentards to built thousands of unreliable pinwheels and solar farms instead of more nukes and nat gas turbines. If lefty morons like Witcher and Tucker never lived here in the first place and demanded gay windmills, we could have avoided wasting $100 billion on those things and instead have 15 kick-ass nuclear plants that run 24 hours a day.

But DESPITE the lefty morons, we still have a kick-ass grid and saner heads are prevailing:

$38.9 Billion In Proposed Texas Gas Plants Overwhelm Expectations

Fuck yeah.

I predict by the time I’m a really old fart in my 80s, Texas will STILL have the greatest grid in the nation and we will have many more kick-ass nuclear plants…and there will be rusting, obsolete, non-functioning windmills all over the landscape – a final testament to how gay and retarded the greenies were back in the 1990s and 2000s. We will use it as a lesson to school kids about how NOT to fuck up a power grid.

Speaking of fucked up power grids:

Maryland Democrats’ ‘Extremist’ Green Agenda Sparks Power Bill Crisis Crippling Households

Apocalyptic environmentalism by Maryland’s far-left Democratic leadership in Annapolis has plunged the state into a severe energy crisis, with power bills doubling in some cases and 20% of households in Central Maryland now behind on payments.

The worsening power crisis was detailed at length in a note last year titled Maryland “Can’t Import Itself Out Of Energy Crisis” Amid Urgent Need To Boost In-State Power Generation …

The takeaway is that Maryland’s far-left leadership is more focused on apocalyptic environmentalism—inherently de-growth and pro-inflation in nature—while also prioritizing illegal aliens over their citizens. This represents a major violation of their oath of office, which requires them to uphold the general welfare of citizens.

Marylanders are quickly learning that local elections matter. Electing far-left activists into positions of power who have no business being in managerial roles has severe consequences, and the most immediate one is the pocketbook. 

This comes from the local media outlet WMAR:

1.3 million BGE electric customers in Central Maryland, just over half of them also paying for natural gas, and more than 264,000 of them are behind on their bills

Clearly, Maryland is run by Haywoods, Witchers and Tuckers – who have fucked everything up beyond belief.

Here at my compound, I pay less than 10 cents per kwh. Maryland morons? They are paying over 18 cents per kwh – or 80% HIGHER. Good job, greentards! I enjoy watching you all suffer and go broke.

Viva Texas! Viva nuclear energy! Viva free markets and smart men choosing natural gas!!

“Queer Rural Guy” Stands On The Titanic With A Sounder Of Cheese Hogs.

This humiliation bus has no brakes….

“Oligarch! Oligarch! Oligarch! Squawk! Polly want a cracker! Constitutional crisis! Pandemic of the unvaccinated! Squawk! Insurrection!”

I don’t think I’ve ever felt such overpowering second-hand embarrassment for anyone. When I was a single guy in my 20s and 30s, I was out every weekend chasing girls, playing on the dart and bowling teams, drinking til 2am and staggering to the burrito joint down the street, or golfing and playing poker with the boys. There may have also been some drugs involved a few times.

This nerd still lives with mom at 34 and can’t make a buck on the fake ranch he was handed by his grandpa. But instead of trying to improve his situation, he wastes his time blabbering to 12 cheesehogs about how great socialism is when the entire country is finally rejecting all that crap. Talk about not being able to read the room!!

Keep in mind the following as you look at this sad photo:

It’s a Saturday night.

Comrade Clayton drove HOURS and HOURS to go stand in a room with about a dozen fat losers and yammer about “power to the people” with a group of fellow dorks who will NEVER do a single thing to “return power to working Texans” because they all look either unemployed or they are Starbucks baristas at age 42.

The democrats just got their asses kicked harder than I ever remember in 55 years of life at both the federal and state level.

Trump is spending 16 hours a day destroying their dark money grifts and scams. A good 75% of America is now enraged at the shitlibs and their corruption while clowns like Comrade Clayton try to make us sympathize with fired grifters and scumbags. By the time the next elections come around, the shitlibs will have $0 in the bank and a few might even be in jail.

Trump is sending loons like Carol Garner Doughty to their therapists multiple times per week. He completely and permanently shattered their pea brains. They can barely function. They can’t even get out a coherent thought. They just scream “Nazi!” like insane retards.

Trump is only about 30 days into his presidency and he has crushed the shitlibs so badly they don’t even know where to start fighting back – they are sending out morons like Jasmine Crockett and AOC to try and mount a cogent defense, which is making them look even WORSE.

Ted Cruz just got re-elected in a landslide for six more years. The entire state went red in a BIG way.

And after ALL that,Comrade Clayton is stupid enough to stand there and think that they are ACTUALLY going to make any progress at all against the massive tsunami of voter rage and disgust with woke/progressive bullshit. Comrade Clayton is standing on the Titanic and he’s ass-deep in icy Atlantic Ocean water and he actually thinks everything is just fine!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone live in such a fantasyland in my entire life. He goes into a room of 12 fat nerds and blabbers cliches into a microphone and he actually thinks he’s a player and a big fish in the pond. He actually thinks his endorsements carry weight!!!

Dude….you are an absolute mosquito. You are like Michael Anthony Hall in Sixteen Candles: king of the dipshits. When you run for Ag Commissioner or whatever ridiculous plan you have up your sleeve, you are going to be shocked at how it turns out. I cannot wait.

“Make sure you get a fake picture of me looking important!”

Reminds me of a very sad Friday night he had not too long ago…

You “Maid” As Well Accept The Fact You Are A Total Moron.

Superdunce kraut-for-brains was up LATE last night rage posting again! Poor woman. She really should just get on a plane and head back to Germany, permanently.

#1 – I have gotten those scam emails since I moved to Texas in 2008. LONG before Trump was elected.

#2 – the state of Texas has their own Consumer Protection Division, and it took me 3 seconds to find it, you kraut-for-brains clown:

Anyone who would use this moron as a real estate agent deserves to lose all of their money.

Let’s check in on the kind of stuff Trump is uncovering and firing people for. The kind of stuff kraut-for-brains Tian Seefeldt is just fine with:

Clayton Tucker Now A Fake Lobbyist As Well!

Comrade Clayton sure does wear a lot of fake hats! First it was cowboy, then farmer and now rancher. But he added another fake feather to his cap: fake lobbyist!

This is from his annual postcard bragging about all the stuff he didn’t really do, like “protect folks from bad international trade deals,” as if he was some international envoy and the Biden administration was consulting him and using his vast knowledge of international business – which is possibly the most preposterous bullshit ever to come out of his mouth, considering he’s actually a 34-year-old under-employed loser who lives with his mom in Lampasas.

But even more alarming is his declaration that he “lobbied to pass new laws” to help family farmers and ranchers. Why is this alarming? Because if he ACTUALLY DID lobby anyone at the state or federal level (he doesn’t say which), then he is in big trouble. That’s because lobbyists are REQUIRED to register themselves as a lobbyist!

Unfortunately, there is no record anywhere I could find of Clayton Tucker being registered as a lobbyist!

Ruh roh! According to Google:

The punishment for lobbying politicians without registering as a lobbyist can include significant civil fines, potentially reaching up to $200,000, depending on the jurisdiction and severity of the violation, and in extreme cases, could even involve criminal penalties like imprisonment….

So which is it, Comrade?? Do you admit you lied AGAIN about being something you are not (cowboy, farmer, water researcher, energy expert, ranch founder, lobbyist)? Or do you stick to your guns and get in big trouble for lobbying politicians without registering?

Tough call.

Just kidding, we all know you didn’t lobby shit. Just another of the many, many lies that the communist spews as easily as drawing a breath.

“Retired” City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid Actually Still On City Payroll. Gets $50,000 Per Year To ‘Work’ From Home. Oh, And Health Benefits Too!

So he retired last October, but not really. I wonder if he began drawing his pension even though he is still working for the City as a “project specialist/analyst” to the tune of $50,000 per year. Some people might call that “double dipping” but I have no way of knowing if that’s what’s happening.

No wonder the City was in no hurry to hire a new Assistant City Manager after that scumbag Ryan Ward abruptly quit and ran away to New Mexico for more money. They don’t need a $125,000 per year ACM anymore because now they have Finley for $50,000 per year! Which shows you EXACTLY what the ACM position should have been paid in the first place. Something I howled about when Ward was hired.

Here is the ACTUAL contract – no doubt drawn up by the City’s hack attorney J.C. Brown for a bargain price of several thousand dollars!

Finley deGraffenried contractDownload

On the one hand, I guess we should be happy that the City got rid of the $125,000 per year ACM position and instead pay Finley $50,000 to do essentially the same job and probably to do it better, because Ward was a fucking moron, in my book. Viewed that way, the City is saving about $75,000 per year. Yipee.

On the OTHER hand, this whole thing feels very sketchy and was never publicly announced anywhere that I saw. I never read about it in any newspaper and they seemed to go out of their way to NOT mention Finley’s name in all the City council material – instead referring to the “project specialist” when needed.

Also sketchy is the fact that Finley will be compensated for his mountain of accrued vacation time (240 hours) he amassed but didn’t use before he retired – and he will be compensated at his OLD City Manager’s salary (over $155,000 per year). That also feels VERY sketchy. By my math, that’s about another $10,000 in Finley’s pocket. I guess I’ll have to do an ORR for every check written to Finley going back to October of last year up to present day to see what the ACTUAL compensation is.

Sections 9 and 10 of the contract (you can download at the link above) deal with accrued vacation and sick leave time. You can peruse it yourself.

Anyways, the cat is out of the bag boys, so you can go ahead and use “Finley” this and “Finley” that in all of your City council material.

Two Midgets Get Together And Lie About NOAA and NWS.

This might be one of his more preposterous lies ever told. The idea that ANY government agency/program/initiative produces a 73x return on your money is laughable on its face. Government brings us Amtrak and the post office – NOT programs that pay off at 73-1. Most government programs are the other way around – spending $50 for $25 worth of benefits to the public.

As usual, there is no link to the “study” cited here.

So I went and found the study myself. Also as usual, reality is very different than these two midgets present it here.

The study is HERE – see pages ES-13 onward (section 1.7).

Here is how the description of their methodology starts:

To elicit the respondent’s value for current forecast information we implemented a contingent valuation method (CVM) question. We note here that the implementation of this question does not meet many of the standard guidelines for CVM studies. Given the limitations of this implementation we can most likely interpret responses as indications of the strength of preferences for current forecasts rather than a reasonably valid and reliable benefit estimate….

In layman’s terms: we just made up our own valuation method. In other words, we made all this shit up.

Essentially what they did is ask a bunch of people on the street how much they would pay every year to have accurate weather forecasts. That’s it.

That whole line of reasoning is moot. You know why? Because there are ALREADY a LOT of private weather forecasters who make a TON of money providing hyper-accurate and extremely localized weather forecasts. They are light years ahead of the federal government already. That’s because there is a HUGE profit motive to be the best and the most accurate.

Think of U.S. Post Office versus FedEx and you start to get the idea.

You know why that data is so valuable? Because if you are, for example, an orange juice futures trader or soybean trader and you have accurate weather data that is even 24 hours further out than everyone else, you can make a TON of money trading on that information. If you know there will be a hard freeze in Florida a few days before everyone else, you can load up on teeny calls and get rich.

You know who else would pay BIGLY to have accurate weather forecasts? The insurance industry. Those are just TWO quick examples of deep-pocket customers who are ALREADY going outside the government forecasts and using private weather companies.

Furthermore, the NWS is just a fraction of NOAA spending:

So even if you accept the premise of these two parasitic midgets that NWS is SUPER valuable and can’t be touched (I do not), that doesn’t mean we can’t take a chainsaw to the other $5.4 BILLION dollars NOAA is wasting on NGO scams and green energy grifts.

Here is yet ANOTHER little taste of what DOGE is finding in EVERY SINGLE DEPARTMENT they look at:

Stacy Abrams is a Grade-A moron who cannot even balance her own checkbook, as I’ve pointed out before:

Debt-Ridden, Obese Failure Stacey Abrams Panned By Democrats For ‘Incredibly Bad’ Financial Planning.

But these scumbag NGOs just dumped TWO BILLION into this clown’s account. Yeah, tell me that there is no fat to cut, Robert Reich.

Speaking of fat, Potato Head Fitzharris on the wrong side of everything AGAIN:

Well, I guess “smart” is relative. When you are Potato Head Fitzharris with an IQ of about 72, then Stacey Abrams with her 75 IQ looks “smart” to you.