Chick Writes Great Piece Trashing Socialism. Should Be Required Reading For Commie Retards.

This is a well written and thought out article written by a 26 yr old college student by the name of Alyssa Ahlgren, who’s in grad school for her MBA. What a GREAT perspecitve. Every member of the Texas Progressive Socialist Caucus should be forced to read this before bed every single night.

My Generation Is Blind to the Prosperity Around Us!

I’m sitting in a small coffee shop near Nokomis (Florida) trying to think of what to write about. I scroll through my newsfeed on my phone looking at the latest headlines of presidential candidates calling for policies to “fix” the so-called injustices of capitalism. I put my phone down and continue to look around.

I see people talking freely, working on their MacBooks, ordering food they get in an instant, seeing cars go by outside, and it dawned on me. We live in the most privileged time in the most prosperous nation and we’ve become completely blind to it.

Vehicles, food, technology, freedom to associate with whom we choose. These things are so ingrained in our American way of life we don’t give them a second thought.

We are so well off here in the United States that our poverty line begins 31 times above the global average. Thirty-one times!!!

Virtually no one in the United States is considered poor by global standards. Yet, in a time where we can order a product off Amazon with one click and have it at our doorstep the next day, we are unappreciative, unsatisfied, and ungrateful.

Our unappreciation is evident as the popularity of socialist policies among my generation continues to grow. Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently said to Newsweek talking about the millennial generation, “An entire generation, which is now becoming one of the largest electorates in America, came of age and never saw American prosperity.”

Never saw American prosperity! Let that sink in.

When I first read that statement, I thought to myself, that was quite literally the most entitled and factually illiterate thing I’ve ever heard in my 26 years on this earth. Many young people agree with her, which is entirely misguided.

[Many OLDER people, like Clayton Tucker, agree with her also]

My generation is being indoctrinated by a mainstream narrative to actually believe we have never seen prosperity. I know this first hand, I went to college, let’s just say I didn’t have the popular opinion, but I digress.

Why then, with all of the overwhelming evidence around us, evidence that I can even see sitting at a coffee shop, do we not view this as prosperity? We have people who are dying to get into our country.

People around the world destitute and truly impoverished. Yet, we have a young generation convinced they’ve never seen prosperity, and as a result, we elect some politicians who are dead set on taking steps towards abolishing capitalism.

Why? The answer is this: my generation has ONLY seen prosperity. We have no contrast. We didn’t live in the great depression, or live through two world wars, the Korean War, The Vietnam War or we didn’t see the rise and fall of socialism and communism.

We don’t know what it’s like to live without the internet, without cars, without smartphones. We don’t have a lack of prosperity problem. We have an entitlement problem, an ungratefulness problem, and it’s spreading like a plague.

Amen sister! Entitled and spoiled little fucks. THAT is the typical commie. Absolutely disgusting. They should all be sent to Cuba for two months to live with the riff raff and see how they like it then.

Holy Shnikees. Cousins Lobster Truck Coming To LAMPASAS?!?

Well, I NEVER thought I’d see this! I’ve been traveling to Marble Falls HTeaO and the Georgetown HTEaO for this for YEARS. They also catered my wedding in Connecticut a couple years ago.

My sister and her husband have lived in Connecticut for over 30 years and I visit every single year…and my FIRST stop is to get a hot lobster roll. Then I get 7 or 10 more while I’m there. It’s really the only good thing about Connecticut, because that state is high-tax and FILLED with shitlibs wearing masks and blabbering about Kamala Harris. My sister is a dummy for living there but that’s another story.

[Fun inflation fact: these things were $6.99 when I started buying them around 1996. Now they’re $24, so prices have more than tripled in the last 30 years. Thanks Federal Reserve and reckless government spending!! Luckily, the S&P 500 is up about 6x over the same time period.]

You can find the menu HERE. Yeah, it ain’t cheap but MAN is it good. I plan on spending a couple hundo there this Thursday in the hopes they put Lampasas on their regular schedule!

Professional Bums Like This Are The People Dems Are Defending.

There’s always plenty of money for tats, hair, nails and makeup, though!

This is the legacy of LBJ. This all started in the 1960’s with his “Great Society” programs which essentially put the black community “back on plantations” and dependent on government handouts. That was his actual intent.

Comrade Clayton might not like to hear this about his hero, LBJ the Texan, but he said (and this is a fact he can go look up): “I’ll have them niggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years“

Now we FINALLY have a president who is trying to dismantle this bullshit and shitlibs like Clayton Tucker, Christine Seefeldt and Bruce Haywood are screaming bloody murder. God forbid able-bodied citizens actually go out and work for their living.

Here is a fact for you shitlibs who think there is no fraud in the system: in 2014, the state of Maine implemented work requirements for food stamps. In the first three months after Maine’s work policy went into effect,its caseload plummeted by nearly 80 percent, falling from 13,332 recipients in December 2014 to 2,678 in March 2015.  

This rapid drop in welfare dependence has a historical precedent: When work requirements were established in the Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC) program under President Bill Clinton in the 1990s, nationwide caseloads dropped by a similar amount, albeit over a few years rather than a few months.

Even though these reforms and cutting of fat and fraud are good for America and good for the citizens, scumbag shitlibs will fight it tooth and nail. Because they aren’t about what’s good for America. They are envious, power hungry twats. End of story. Disgusting.

So Brave!!

I couldn’t help but notice how many “I stand with Ukraine” crones, assorted pussies and fat libslobs there are who are bravely willing to fight to the very last Ukrainian from the comfort of their sofas.

Clayton Tucker’s mom’s garage where he lives.
No, Zelensky suspended elections. He is a dictator – not a “democratically elected” leader, you clown.

One day mental health professionals and historians will study how a third rate swindling comedian from Eastern Europe known for playing the piano with his penis and jiggling his ass while wearing stilettos was able to create a global cult following of morons eager to be his financially submissive slaves.

If only Democrats had a plan for Ukraine beyond sending check after check after check. For once, I’d like a shitlib to explain exactly how Ukraine can win this war.

The reality in Ukraine (which gets you shouted down for admitting) remains that there is no path to total defeat of Russia. You can send Ukraine another $500 billion and it won’t change that because you can’t buy manpower. A million Ukrainian men have been killed. They are sending kids and the mentally retarded to the front lines to be killed within hours. You lost. Accept it and get to the table ASAP.

It’s just like Comrade Clayton’s “let’s use wind to power the country” problem: you can have 10 million pinwheels but if the wind isn’t blowing you STILL get ZERO power.

Still Winning.

No, you’re more imagining it. Democrats are angrier and more unhinged than ever, and here’s five reasons why:

1. They have no executive or legislative power.

2. Their lawfare is a dead end. Even the most lukewarm fence-sitter on the court, John Roberts, wont tolerate judicial activist nonsense.

3. Low IQ individuals like Jasmine Crockett, David Hogg, and Maxine Waters have snuffed out any strong contenders sitting on their bench.

4. People love DOGE, especially when there’s a financial incentive behind discovering fraud. They’re seeing people power in action. Across this nation “Joe Citizen” with a smart phone and an X account is bringing egregious cases of fraud and abuse to light, and finding that government is finally responsive.

5. Even their most conniving career bureaucrats are being outsmarted by a group of young patriots led by Big Balls, with a mission to rescue their country.

Detective Fitzharris Thinks She Has Uncovered Sinister Human Trafficking Operation That The Real Cops Are Clueless About!

Truly, Potato Head Fitzharris is a treasure to the town of Lampasas. From donating $31 to Christmas fundraisers to solving the intractable water problem to saving us all with cloth masks against a cold virus and now to busting up human trafficking rings!!

[“I suspect this will be the case here” – yeah, because your predictions are always SO spot on. LOL. Remember the “expert knowledge” you dispensed after the Boston Marathon bombing, you idiot? I do.]

Looks like one of those “Missing <45 minutes later> found” things I see all the time on FB where the kid was at his girlfriend’s house trying to get some poonanie or maybe smoking weed in a vacant lot or something.

But that doesn’t fool Detective Potato Head! No sir. She is aware of FOUR missing kids in two years! Does that count this kid who was missing for like 150 minutes? I bet it does. So call it three kids, in reality.

There are 3,677 kids at Lake Travis High School and they have 180 school days per year – or roughly 1.3 MILLION student trips from home to school every day. It’s 2.6 million if you count the trip back home every day.

And you’re saying THREE kids have “gone missing”? Mind you, these aren’t “kids” either, they are young adults with driver’s licenses and raging hormones and shit. They tend to run off and do stupid things all by themselves.

Those are actually pretty good odds. What’s that, like 850,000 to one odds of going missing?? I think the odds of dying in a car crash are WAY lower.

In fact, when I Googled “Lake Travis missing students” the search result admitted “There is not much information about a missing student at Lake Travis High School” and then there was ONE result in the list from way back in 2016. LOL. Sounds like a real epidemic!!

How do you know “two of the four were human trafficked”? Because you say so? Of course, your buddy Joe Biden threw the borders open and let in about 9 million scumbags, so ACTUALLY any “surge in human trafficking” is indirectly your fault, potato head!

Oh, and you also wanted to “defund the police” four or five years ago when you fell for the BLM hoax. So that’s strike TWO for you, dummy. Open the borders and cut the police, lol. Sounds like a real great solution for reducing human trafficking.

You mook.

FURTHERMORE, what kind of “human trafficker” would try to grab high school males, you retard? That’s like the LAST target a smart trafficker would go for because (1) no end-demand for them and (2) can fight back way better than a 10-year-old girl. It’s the same reason muggers target old ladies and girls instead of huge, hulking stallions like myself. They might be scumbags but they aren’t stupid. Targeting a 15-year-old male (or me) could easily get you a broken jaw during the struggle. Not worth it.

Potato Head probably didn’t think of that angle because her oldest son, Julian (the communist and authoritarian forced Covid masker) has the physique of a malnourished Ethiopian female.

Once again, just like during Covid and masking, Potato Head is making a mountain out of a molehill.

Five Years Later….

There was a year or more when assholes like this were considered “the good guys.” These views were praised and repeated, carried in newspapers and shrilled on TV. Those putting them forth did so with pride and purpose. They were sure they were on the team of goodness and light.

Today this is obviously grotesque and only a tiny handful of the most brainwashed morons are still on board. Masks, covid vaxx, dodgy covid treatments, eschewing treatments that actually worked, lockdowns, closures, that which was a definite and strident orthodoxy, it’s all gone.

The world woke up and the folks who wanted to just proclaim “mistakes were made, let’s let bygones be bygones and forget the whole thing” are not getting much in the way of traction.

Lots of people want to forget, but a lot of people want to remember too.

This is not going away.

There is quite a lot still to be revealed and accepted by the normies

People now mostly know the virus came from a lab.

  • they do not realize that NIH paid for it.
  • they do not know that the mRNA “vaccines” used NIH technology and that NIH staffers were paid direct royalties that they had no requirement to disclose.
  • the fact that the drugs that were shipped were not the same ones in the trials is not known by most.
  • the fact that “long covid” is mostly vaccine injury is not known by most
  • most still think “the vaccine helped” and are in for a nasty rugpull as the facts emerge

This is all coming soon.

The panic is starting.

This yale “study” was damage control.

This was a trial balloon to try to make the issue look small and limited. It’s not. This was a back-fire set to try to save their house.

It was a setup for narratives like this.

This is going to be the fairy tale the politicians and media leaders who pushed the mRNA “vaxx” will need to keep telling themselves.

“It worked. It saved lives.”

It didn’t. It killed people wholesale and made a pandemic worse.  It bent curves the wrong way and was associated with persistent upticks in all cause mortality all over the world and all cause death was higher in the vaxxed.

Actual covid deaths rose post vaccine.

They are going to keep telling this lie because they have to. They have to not because they’re being paid or forced (though perhaps they are) but rather because if they admitted the truth, it would end them.

Imagine you shilled for a shitty drug that caused megadeaths. Could you handle that about yourself? You’re Pol Pot. You’re Jim Jones. How you feeling? Not so good, eh?

Well, Well, Well….

I’m shocked, I tells ya.

This is right up there with OJ Simpson’s “If I Did It” confessional.

Yeah, we all knew as early as 2020, you fucks. The only people who DIDN’T know were brain-dead, shitlib retards like Stephanie “It’s a Stutter” Fitzharris and Carol “Slow Reaction Time” Doughty – along with a few million other cat ladies and fat losers like Bruce Haywood.

Anyone who publicly yammered about how Biden was “sharp as a tack” and “just has a stutter” should be banned from voting ever again. I think that’s pretty fair. Because it shows you are completely retarded and cannot process reality, and should therefore have ZERO say in who gets elected to rule over us. I would hazard a guess that 80% of people who fell for “Biden is fine” are middle-aged shitlib women like this.

Here is Potato Head Fitzharris swooning over a dementia patient after the Deep State stole the 2020 election:

I suggest Potato Head go buy the new book on May 20th and try to understand just a little bit what a true moron you are for falling for this.

Socialist Worm JT Beebe Makes Up Total Bullshit Anecdote. Spews Racist Stereotypes. Shows What A Twatwaffle He Really Is.

I’ve always admired actors who can make the audience HATE them with every fiber of their being, like that kid who played Prince Joffrey on Game of Thrones.

And then there are guys out there like this manbun clownhorn who don’t even have to try. It’s just who they are.

“We got shit to do, man! Like wear a cloth mask and put gay Ukraine flags in our bios! Hard core!!”

JT Beebe is the “IT Specialist” manbun dummy who blamed his own shortcomings in setting up an Internet hotspot on “decades of Republican rule” a few weeks ago:

He sits on the board of Comrade Clayton’s socialist caucus, with a few other dinks and leptons.

Anyways, he wants us all to know that (1) he’s a spewer of racial stereotypes and (2) just fine with rampant lawbreaking. He thinks it makes him a “non-shit human” to let criminals run around Texas having their way breaking laws and destroying shit. Of course, I don’t believe a word of this entire story. It smells like a typical liberal fairy tale made up while rubberbanding his hair up into a manbun one morning while fantasizing about being a Superior Person:

So much to unpack here….

#1 – if someone love-tapped me in my 11-year-old beater of a truck, I would adhere to the man code: I’d get out, rub my chin while faking deep thought and assessment of the damage, and say “doesn’t look bad, fuck it man I’ve already got about 150 dents in this thing” and be done with it. Probably because I was leaving the bar with a few drinks in me and didn’t want any trouble anyways. I sure wouldn’t go home and write a huge story about it for social media like a fag.

#2 – anyone who refers to their vehicle as “The Betty” is an automatic douchebag.

#3 – this asshole just ASSUMES the “Hispanic man” had no insurance! Talk about a racist stereotype. “I’m SURE he had no insurance!” because he’s Hispanic!

#4 – “he thanked me greatly” after showing so much “fear” on is face – this is the savior complex ALL shitlibs have towards minorities. White shitlib women and manbun dorks all think minorities are rescue dogs and need their help to get through life. It’s how they stroke their own frail egos. THAT and writing totally made-up bullshit stories on social media like this one.

#5 – all this story tells me is that Man Bun Beebe is fine with people breaking our laws by jumping the border and also breaking laws by driving without insurance. I hope the NEXT time he encounters an illegal, it’s more than a love tap on his vehicle. Like maybe his wife gets carjacked and raped. See how he likes that. He’d probably sit there and watch it and then thank the guy afterwards, because that’s what White Dudes For Harris do.

That would be the twat wife who is a Covidiot vaxtard and wanted people forced into taking a poison shot a few years ago:

You’re a “stupid fucking fuck” if you didn’t want the federal government forcing untested mrna shitpoison into your arm. Because that’s what “rebels” and “the resistance” does: they bend over and lick the boots of the feds like total pussies.

I hope she’s enjoying her turbo cancer and myocarditis.

Hopefully the next time these two dipshidiots run into an illegal, it will go differently, and they won’t be around anymore to write stories on their social media accounts….