Guess Who’s One Of Those Douchebags Who Makes Videos While They Are Flying 80 MPH Down The Highway?

I have, over the years, pointed out a LONG list of Clayton Tucker actions that prove he is actually a teen female.

Evidence Piling Up That Local Socialist Clayton Tucker Is Actually a Woman. Twelve Pieces of Proof:

Well, we can add another one to the list: making a moronic video while he is flying at 80 mph down Highway 281 between Blanco and his mom’s house in Lampasas (where he lives)…

While not technically illegal in Texas, it is incredibly stupid and unsafe. You wonder why accident rates and insurance rates keep going up? It’s because of clowns like this who are driving distracted. No grown man does this. Only teenage females and homosexuals do this.

His message was SUPER important too and it couldn’t wait until he got home to mom’s house:the tragic deaths of children in the recent floods is ALL the fault of Republicans. It only took Clayton Tucker three days to politicize this tragedy.

What a complete piece of dogshit he is.

[The day after the storm, officials from NWS offices dispelled the rumors circulating online that DOGE staff cuts at NWS had hampered the agency’s ability to warn residents about the rising river. One NWS hydrologist said they had “adequate staffing” and “adequate technology” to monitor the storm and issue timely warnings. Matt Lanza—a huge critic of Trump’s cuts who writes a popular meteorology Substack—argued that there is “absolutely nothing” to suggest the NWS and NOAA cuts played any role in this disaster. Even the National Weather Service’s union—perhaps the group most incentivized to drum up the danger of staffing cuts—said that the staffing levels were not the problem.]

He has also already taken down ALL his donations pages for the flood. Gee, I wonder why he did that?? Could it be that I made the monkey dance YET AGAIN by pointing out how stupid it was to run all those donations through ACT BLUE??

He ALSO has now separated out campaign donations into normal ones and ones through ACT BLUE with a separate link!!! So once again, the monkey is dancing to my tunes. I cannot wait to go through all his campaign filings for June and July once they are posted.

So to recap the situation:

Comrade Clayton thinks he can solve all sorts of big, grandiose societal problems that he has absolutely ZERO control over like suicide and maternal mortality…

But when it comes to something he CAN control, like not looking down constantly at his phone to make a gay videos at 80 mph while endangering everyone else on the road, he declines to do that simple thing.

Kind of like the way he thinks the temperature of the world in the year 2107 (after he is long dead) is a very pressing issue while he still lives with his mom and can’t find his own place to live. Kind of like that.

Classic dipshit behavior.

I Love This Idea.

The shitlibs are going absolutely BANANAS over this latest idea from the Trump administration…

The comments sections are filled with the usual idiocy like “umm, yeah like my 87-year-old grandma is going to pick tomatoes…stupid MAGA!“

Of course, these clowns ignore the “able-bodied” part of the sentence. No, we don’t want 87-year-old grandma to pick tomatoes. But apparently there are about FIVE MILLION able-bodied males out there who are sponging off of Medicaid and not bothering to work.

Doughy losers like this with no real job….

If they can’t be bothered to put in 40 hours a MONTH to show they are making an effort for their welfare, then fuck them. Hell, I do more yard work than that every month and I’m in my 50s. About 80 or 90 years ago EVERYONE did hard work like that all the time. So stop crying like pussies, please.

No coal, no dole.

It would do some of these losers some good to get out there and get some sunshine and exercise. Maybe lose 10 pounds. Then you won’t be clogging up the hospitals with your diabetes at age 23 either.

They’ll also be so tired after a day of honest work, they won’t have all this free time to dream up fake, gay shit to get angry about like new pronouns and phantom racism everywhere they look. It’ll be good for them.

Win/win.

Far-Left Socialist Clayton Tucker Now Trying To Pretend He’s NOT For Socialized Medicine. I Won’t Let That Happen.

Well, well, well. Looks like Comrade Clayton is already trying to hide his past radical socialist position of “free healthcare for everyone!” a la Bernie Sanders.

He’s doing it for the same reason he erased all that “he/him” pronoun shit off of all his social media a few months ago: he knows that garbage won’t fly with the average Texan, and he’s running for statewide office.

For the last 10 years, he’s yelled about “free” healthcare for everyone….

But NOW, he’s altered his campaign website to hide his true beliefs….

Ah. So it’s no longer “Medicaid for all” and a “human right” that you are entitled to just for showing up at the doctor with your hand out.

NOW it’s “affordable and timely” healthcare he wants! Quite a change from the last 10 years of far-left, rabid socialism he has espoused non-stop.

(Of course, “affordable” and “timely” are vague, undefinable weasel word just like his “dignified” wage is.)

Wow. What happened to all that “running as a proud progressive” bullshit you were spewing a couple of weeks ago?

It didn’t take long for you to run and hide all your commie beliefs like a total pussy.

FIRST he broke his own rule about “running as an individual” when he starting grifting old ladies. NOW he’s breaking his second rule about being a loud and proud communist.

Next thing you know, he’ll be pretending he didn’t want to outlaw fossil fuels by 2030 and didn’t demand the entire state run on pinwheels and solar panels, thus destroying a $750 billion dollar industry…

Add another adjective to Clayton Tucker’s resume: liar, hypocrite, pussy and now we can add “unprincipled,” as he sways in the wind and hides his true agenda to pick up a few more votes.

Comparison: Not Paying Your Fair Share.

If YOU work hard all year, get up early, bust ass and then on April 15th you complain about paying 25% or 35% to the government so they can hand it to deadbeats, then you are a GREEDY SELFISH ASSHOLE who refuses to pay your FAIR SHARE!!!

But if Comrade Clayton grifts $50,000 from little old ladies by doing absolutely nothing except begging online, and then he hands over a measly 1% ($500) of his old lady money to flood victims in need, then HE is a virtuous person.

Seems to me, the asshole only handing over 1% of his ill-gotten gains to charity is the TRUE selfish prick not “paying his fair share.”

But what do I know?

How It Started – How It’s Going

I remember back in March of 2024, fake rancher Clayton Tucker went in front of a roaring crowd of 15 dinks or so and told them all “now we are diversifying into goats, because the climate is changing and we felt that’s a little better for arid climate.” [2:59:30 mark]

Six weeks later, Lampasas had the wettest May since 1895. His poor goats were decimated by parasites, because he had no idea what he was doing.

As of today, I’ve just watched 12.5 inches of rain fall on my place over the last 4 days. I’m guessing it’ll go down as wettest July since great-great grandpa Tucker was shooting squirrels to stay alive.

In other words, this clown is wrong YET AGAIN. But yeah, he should be in charge of agriculture and stuff for 33 million Texans. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Now wait for Comrade Clayton to blame all this rain on “global warming” in 3…2…1….

Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait…What? Do These Dummies Realize Clayton Is Scamming Them AGAIN?!?

Hold on just a second. So instead of Comrade Clayton just publicly donating a few grand of his grifted donations to the flood charities and then basking in the glory and trying to look like a nice guy with other people’s money to promote his own campaign….

…he is ALSO telling these suckers “also if you give me MORE money I promise to donate it all to some rando Hill Country flood charities that are totally legit” – pinky swear.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Insanity!

#1 – why wouldn’t someone just donate DIRECLTY to the half dozen or so established and trustworthy charities ALREADY taking money for this?? Why add a middle man and trust a known grifter to make sure your entire donation was used wisely? For all you know, this moron will buy some magic beans with it!

#2 – even WORSE, this all goes through ACT BLUE, which besides being under investigation for fraud, is ALSO not tax deductible! LOL. Can you be any dumber??

Here is what happened when I tried to donate $1 through Comrade Clayton’s grifter site.

#3 – ACT BLUE gets a cut of all donations run through their system! How do I know it all runs through ACT BLUE? Because a couple weeks ago, I donated $1 to Comrade Clayton’s campaign solely to find that out AND also to have standing for fraud in any lawsuit if he didn’t fill out all his forms correctly or in a timely manner.

My credit card company shows that my donation was run through ACT BLUE.

I’ll tell you one thing: his treasurer Trish Contreras better know what she’s doing because I’ll go over every single donation associated with this idiocy and if there is ONE T not crossed or I not dotted, I’ll nail them to the fucking wall.

That is a promise.

It wouldn’t shock me one little bit if Comrade Clayton somehow donated all this money to a fake charity set up by one of his grifter stooges like Kristi Lara, had her take the money and donate like 2 blankets and then split the “donated” money between them while taking the tax deduction.

I Made The Monkey Dance Again! Looks Like I Shamed Comrade Clayton Into “Donating Funds” To Help Thy Neighbor.

But he never reads here! LOL.

Of course, Comrade Clayton doesn’t bother to mention HOW MUCH “funds” he is “donating” for the recent floods. It could be $112 for all we know. But it allows him to truthfully say he’s “helping his neighbor,” which he has certainly TALKED a lot about recently but has never actually DONE in the last 14 years that I’ve been around.

All it took was me shaming him a few times [HERE, HERE and HERE] and he realized how stupid he looked talking the talk but not walking the walk. He also knows I’ll never stop bringing it up for the next year. So he is doing the right thing but for the wrong reason. Plus it might be only $112, but it’s better than nothing, right monkey? Plus, it’s not his money anyways. It is from the old ladies he bilked recently.

First I made him change his website due to libeling Sid Miller. Now, I made him donate to a cause he would have never thought to donate to. I wonder what I can make the dancing monkey do next!

Dance, you monkey! Dance!!

Dance, monkey, in your little spangly shoes!

Fake Salt-Of-The-Earth Rancher Lounges Around Starbucks Sporting iWatch After Bashing Greedy Corporations To His Gullible Old Ladies To Get Donations.

Truly, his idiocy and hypocrisy knows no bounds….

You see, Comrade Clayton the socialist rails against “rich CEOs” and “oligarchs” to his masses on social media when it’s time to bilk old ladies out of their social security checks.

But when he has a chance to patronize a mom and pop coffee store OR a Starbucks, he goes with the giant mega corporation with the wildly overpaid CEO.

Not the first time he’s done this either….

Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.

So, the sequence of events for his grifting is:

#1 – Go on social media and bash “greedy corporations” and “greedy CEOs” and “oligarchs” over and over.

#2 – Lie to little old ladies that you are going to “fight them” somehow (this part is never explained).

#3 – Collect money from gullible and lonely little old ladies for this “fight” you are going to have.

#4 – Rake in $40,000 but then refuse to actually pay your campaign staff (of one person) a decent living wage and benefits.

#5 – Far from “fighting them” you instead hand thousands and thousands of dollars over to Apple and Starbucks (and many others!) because you like the finer things in life but you are too lazy to acquire them by honest work in the private sector.

Rinse and repeat until next year when you are disqualified to run for Ag Commissioner.

What a total fucking scumbag.

The fake trust fund rancher will say
“He’s fighting for you,” all the way
But he don’t give two fucks
Spends money on Starbucks
And watches that make him MORE gay

I finally figured out who this dumb asshole reminds me of with his ridiculous, giant fake cowboy hat costume.

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber….

Yes, that purpose is handing over their social security checks to the grifter Clayton Tucker!