Last month when local dipshit Clayton Tucker announced he was running for Texas Ag Commissioner, he ALSO stated that he would be stepping down as President of the Texas Socialist Caucus. Presumably because he didn’t have the time to run a doomed campaign for Ag Commissioner, kill goats at his fake ranch and beg for money with the Texas Progressive Caucus all at the same time. There are only so many hours in the day!
There were three candidates who stepped in to run and replace him – one of which was his muzzie butt buddy and current VP Emad Salem…
There were to be candidate forums, discussions and a vote to decide who would replace Comrade Clayton. That was almost a WEEK ago! But NOW, all evidence of those candidate forums and election plans have vanished like a fart in the wind over there at the Texas Progressive Caucus website.
Talk about a threat to democracy! Clayton Tucker acting like a dick tater and refusing to give up the reins of power. Typical communist hypocrite scumbag.
You see, his cows don’t need as much hay now! And they are growing bigger and there is more meat per acre out there! But he doesn’t explain how this miracle transformation happens.
Also, if your input costs are down and your output increases, you should be able to move out of your mom’s house soon, right? Instead, you whine about how you need an “off ranch income” to make ends meet.
Wait a minute! Why is he talking about cattle at all?! He told us repeatedly that it was impossible to make a living in cattle because it is “too monopolized’ and that “Big Ag is crushing the little guy.” Later he changed the story and told everyone they were switching to goats because global warming was making it too arid [go to the 2:59:40 markto hear that bullshit] and goats do better in arid climates.
Must be tough to keep all the bullshit, fraud, lies and fakery straight after the last five years.
Just a reminder about what a smart fake rancher he is and why he should be put in charge of a billion-dollar department with 650 employees when he has never employed a single person in his life:
#1 – says they are getting out of cattle because it’s monopolized and impossible for the little guy – plus Big Ag is a meanie!!
#2 – changes his tune a few months later and says the goat pivot was because of “climate change” and how arid it’s going to be. Goats do better!!
#7 – Comrade Clayton makes ludicrous video explaining how his “regenerative ranching” techniques are lowering his input costs for his cattle (???). Does not explain how this actually occurs.
#8 – (future event) Comrade Clayton gets destroyed for Ag Commissioner and returns to mom’s house in embarrassing defeat to dream up another scam.
Of course, this is for the Baylor Scott & White “premier” plan [see page 95]. Nothing but the best for government employees!
As you can see in the above chart, state and local government workers are given higher salaries AND benefits than the poor sucker taxpayers who pay for all this. You can be sure that Erin Corbell will demand even more.
Don’t forget the City ALSO takes care of spouses, dependents AND those who have retired from City jobs.
Remember this when they cry for a 5% raise on TOP of this huge benefits increase.
Many City Hall Big Wigs have plans that cost the City $1,548 per month! But they only pay $438 of that!Ā Person in real world = $560 per month. City Hall Big Wig = $1,548 per monthĀ and taxpayer pays $1,100 of that. Quite generous!!
How did we get here?? Glad you asked:
July 8, 2013 council packet āĀ City personnel salaries ā ProposingĀ a three percent (3%) global increaseĀ which would be $117,000 budget impact. The new health premiums increased three percent (3%)and would like to budget $71,000 to assist employees with 25 percent (25%) of dependent premiums.
July 25th, 2014 council packetĀ ā Initial budget assumptionsĀ call for a 4 percent increase in total salary expenses. Mayor Pro Tem Wanda Bierschwale said she would like to see employees get āa goodly raiseāĀ and for the city to pay a portion of retiree health care costs. Mrs. Bierschwale also said she would like to increase the dependent cost share. White said he supports a 50 percent health care cost share for retireesand a 4 percent raise for all employees. Councilman Chuck Williamson also said he favors 4 percent raises.Ā
Biershwale and White were certainly generous with taxpayer funds back in 2014! Those changes were forever ā and it will bite them in the ass going forward, as it is this year.
But donāt worry! Finley has a big money tree behind City Hall. Nobody who pushes paper in their air-conditioned office will have to worry about paying full price for their $1,548-per-month health insurance!
Clayton (who has never ONCE mentioned being a churchgoer in the last 5 years) thought he’d do a super fake photo op at a church and let the newspapers know about it. Unfortunately, he dressed like a clown and also kept his hat on inside church.
Big no no.
The good people of Texas absolutely destroyed him on Facebook. Looks like about 98% of comments AGAINST the fake rancher and maybe 2% of dummies who thought “he has good ideas” – LOL!
“Looks like Beto in a Dollar General hat” might be one of my favorites. Although “did he bring his mama?” is a close second, considering he DOES actually live with his mother at age 34.
Poor Comrade Clayton! He is used to dealing with his little tiny group of idiot communists who are ALREADY far left and will fall for his fake rancher schtick. The minute he walks into a “normal” crowd of everyday Texans, he gets utterly massacred.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He’ll probably do much better at his NEXT religious stop when he goes to visit his muzzie friends at a mosque in Dallas….
Comrade Clayton better watch out though. One of his upcoming campaign events is going to be at a fancy restaurant called Alexandre’s. The type of place that has $18 appetizers and $15 fancy drinks. If Izzy gets let loose in there, there’s no telling how much damage she can do!
Funny how quickly Comrade Clayton developed expensive tastes after he bilked a bunch of old ladies out of $40,000! Kind of like Bernie Sanders and Sandy Cortez flying around on private jets yammering about the evil “oligarchs.”
Typical socialist hypocrite scum.
I do wonder though: when is Comrade Clayton going to do a “speech” or an “event” close to his hometown of Lampasas?? I’m very much looking forward to heckling the shit out of him. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when I tell his “crowd” of 20 old ladies that he still lives with mom.
Watching the shilibs go crazy over this and blame Trump is WAY funnier than Colbert ever was. They’re cancelling it because they were losing money hand over fist, you morons. Trump had zero to do with it.
I was so busy laughing at Comrade Clayton’s new hat and sunglasses getup yesterday that I didn’t really listen to what he was saying. He went from looking like a maĆ®tre d’ at Golden Corral with his big fake floppy cowboy hat to now looking like a homeless transexual in his gaudy ball cap…
But let’s listen to what Comrade Clayton is bragging about: he’s telling us that he himself (Clayton Tucker) has ALMOST as much cash on hand right now as Sid Miller. This is close to being true.
(Of course, much of Comrade Clayton’s money lately has been him emptying the accounts of his OTHER grifter organizations (Bluebonnet PAC and Farm & Food PAC) into his NEW grifter account. Not exactly a groundswell of organic grassroots financial support, but whatever.)
Grassroots Nation is another Clayton Tucker shell company.
So riddle me this, you dunce: if Sid Miller is such a “billionaire bootlicker” and you are just a “salt of the earth” fake rancher collecting pennies here and there from lonely old ladies, then why do you both have the same amount of money in the bank?
Sid must really suck at licking billionaire boots if he only has $37k in the bank and one of his biggest donations is $5,000 from “Defend Texas Liberty” a PAC with only $3,000 on hand currently.
Oops, Comrade. Big oops. Only a complete and utter moron would fill up his diaper over his opponent being awash in shady “billionaire” donations and then in the SAME BREATH brag that he himself has almost as much in the bank. LOL.
Clown.
On a funnier note, as Comrade Clayton brags about the $32,000 he has in his account (which is probably more money than he’s held in one place his entire life) some shitlib on Bluesky is lamenting that the Texas State Democratic Party is totally broke with only $2,000 in the bank:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Maybe Ken Doll Scudder will be asking Clayton for a loan soon so they can pay their electric bill. Fucking losers.
Just when I thought my second-hand embarrassment for this fake rancher couldn’t get any worse…
Go to the 15 second mark if you REALLY want to hear some fake bullshit.
“Fightin lahk hell, to get this seat!”
It’s only fitting though, that a fake rancher should talk with a fake accent. I love the super gay, garish, Elton John glasses and hat too! He’s trying to convince us he’s TEXAS ya’ll! The hat says so!!
Of course, he spent a good portion of 2022 flying a Ukrainian flag on his mother’s house, where he still lives. Nary an American flag OR a Texas flag to be found anywhere.
If you want to know what this pasty-white, doughy, soft, upper-middle-class, spoiled only child REALLY sounds like, listen to him as he holds his Big Bird doll a few years ago when he was a full-on Bernie Sanders tard….
This has to be one of the more bizarre photos from Comrade Clayton’s doomed campaign for Ag Commissioner – a position he is extremely unqualified to hold…
That photo looks like they just walked out of a football stadium bathroom where Clayton and the dork on the right ran train on the old guy in a bathroom stall – and he forgot to tuck his shirt back in. Clayton has a huge smile because he finally got laid and Jim Hightower looks like he’s going to be sick.
Much like Clayton Tucker himself, Hightower has (1) never been seen in the company of a wife or girlfriend and (2) is a fake rancher who went straight into government work after college:
… [Hightower] later landed a spot as a management trainee for the U.S. State Department. He received a Bachelor of Arts in government from the University of North Texas in Denton, where he served as student body president. He later did graduate work at Columbia University in New York City in international affairs.
In the late 1960s, he worked in Washington, D.C., as legislative aide to U.S. SenatorRalph Yarborough. In 1970, Hightower co-founded and worked at the Agribusiness Accountability Project in Washington, D.C., which resulted in two of his early books.[3] After managing the presidential campaign of former Senator Fred R. Harris of Oklahoma in 1976, he returned to Texas to become the editor of the magazine The Texas Observer.
He also exudes a very “Tim Walz” vibe and likes to attend Pete Buttplug rallies:
Why is an Iowa state legislator palling around with these two muppets in Texas – a state he doesn’t even represent? I’m sure I don’t know. But J.D. is running against Joni Ersnt for U.S. Senate next year, so he will soon have the hat trick of three failed campaigns – just like Clayton Tucker!! So they have that in common.
Better be careful, Jody from Minnesota! With teeth like those, the fake rancher Clayton Tucker might try to load you into his wind-up truck and bring you home for guard duty over his goats with the other donkeys.
Back from vacation! Let’s bash the dummy seal to kick things off.
Apparently, far-left socialist runtling (and fake rancher who owns no land) Clayton Tucker has latched onto “Billionaire Bootlickers” as his catchphrase for his doomed run for Texas Ag Commissioner.
Oh, and lest we forget, Comrade Clayton HIMSELF traveled ALL the way to Houston towards the end of the Kamala Harris debacle to go see filthy-rich, liberal Beyonce. That would be the concert where she stood everyone up. LOL.
