Still Grifting After All These Years. Clayton’s REAL Job Is Begging On-Line. Plus My Election Predictions.

Here is a blast from the past. Some on-line begging from Clayton Tucker as a candidate for City council almost exactly five years ago.

Five years ago, his big issue was “Internet!” because a couple times a year it would go out and he’d pitch a bitch fit.

So he had barely gotten done grifting money for his state senate campaign against Dawn Buckingham (he got destroyed by 39 points) when he started grifting more money for his City council campaign.

As you can see, he has no problem lying his ass off about how “tight” the margins were in his race against Zac Morris – a race he ALSO got destroyed in by 34 points (33% to 67%). He was thumped so badly that he earned the moniker “Baby Seal” henceforth on this blog.

There was NO WAY he knew what the “margin” was because there was no polling in such a tiny, small-town race. That didn’t stop him from lying to the low-IQ, shitlib idiots who might vote for him, like Bruce Haywood and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris.

So much for those “deep Lampasas roots,” eh Comrade?

You’ll also notice that he blabbers about global warming and “justice” and socialized medicine – but nary a word about data centers, monopolies or water issues. LOL. That’s because he just adopted those causes a few weeks ago. He also put his occupation as “political organizer” on his application – NOT rancher or farmer.

After he gets his ass kicked in November, he will dream up some new issues to freak out about and run for something else…and he’ll be grifting on-line for money then, too.

Since I was 100% right about Vance, Trump and Kamala Harris previously, I thought I’d offer you a look seven months into the future.

ELECTION PREDICTIONS:

Clayton will get very excited on March 4th and blather about how he “won” his primary, even though he is running unopposed. He will look at the 37,000 people who were dumb enough to fill in the Clayton Tucker box even though there was no other choice, and he will be filled with even MORE false hope about November.

I think Sid Miller will beat his primary opponent. I really don’t care. I have no dog in that race. Nate Sheets will kick the shit out of Clayton as well. Doesn’t really matter who is on the Republican side.

Abbott is currently at around 90% to win as governor, which should carry all the way down the ticket to the offices 95% of Texans don’t give a shit about (railroad commissioner, Ag Commissioner, etc)

I can see Clayton losing his race with an outcome of maybe 55% to 45% – which in political terms is pretty much an ass whipping. He should lose by close to 1 million votes. Like I have said previously, it doesn’t matter if you put “bowl of dogshit” on the ballot on the Democrat side, the straight-ticket voters will vote for it.

In other words, Trust Fund Tucker could do absolutely nothing, spend $0.00 and STILL get 45% of the vote. Which makes his wheel-spinning for the last eight months even more hilarious. But in his tiny pea brain, he will have “just barely lost” this race – which will embolden him to run for something else in two years. Bank on it.

Talarico will handily beat that idiot Jasmine Crockett and then Paxton will beat Talarico in the general. I have to say, voting for Paxton yesterday was one of the most satisfying things I have done in a while. There are few RINOs I hate more than John Cornyn. Fuck that guy.

I find it VERY unusual that Comrade Clayton has not publicly endorsed his butt buddy Jasmine Crockett for Senate. Very unusual indeed.

Aimless Socialist Bum Drives Nine Hours Round Trip To Once Again Get Underfoot To Blabber About Water Stealing.

First Palestine. Then Waco. Now Corpus Christi.

Captain Goatwanker has jumped into his tiny Baby Seal Mobile once again, to waste an entire day driving to a city far, far away where he has zero power, zero sway and zero knowledge of what’s going on.

Quite a turnout! There are five morons sitting there listening – and FOUR are gullible, retarded shitlib females. As usual.

Wait, I thought you were running because you were mad about ultra-processed food that make you super sick 50% of the time? That’s what you said just a few weeks ago when asked point blank.

In this dummy’s tiny pea brain, a city of 350,000 is too helpless and stupid to protect themselves from the Evil Billionaires. LOL. So they need a 35-year-old bum with zero skills who lives with his mom to show up at a “rally” (five people in photo) and tell them “hey! Don’t give away all your water! That’s a bad idea!”

Truly hilarious.

The peanut gallery disagreed vehemently with Comrade Clayton’s assessment. They place a higher priority on the “infinity Indians flooding Texas” and then called him a queer. I cannot take issue with either of those points.

Frankly, I don’t care if Corpus runs out of water any more than I care if some city in India is running out of water. I don’t live there. Not my problem. I imagine the people who DO live there (Clayton Tucker is not one of them) will be strongly motivated to solve this problem and are probably smart enough not to give away their scarce resource.

They DO live on the coast and the planet is 70% water, so maybe get going on some desalinization plans? I don’t know. Not my circus, not my monkey.

P.S. – did you know there is just as much water on the planet today as there was one billion years ago?? It doesn’t disappear. It just moves around. Someone ought to tell fucknut that fact as he panics about all the water in the world vanishing into a data center.

P.P.S. – I saw this posted recently on Twitter (it’s an old one) and realize the EXACT same things can be said about our local socialist Clayton Tucker!

In fact, FIVE YEARS AGO I made a smart remark that Clayton is like AOC only shorter and more feminine. Guess I still got it.

Clayton Tucker – Like AOC Only Shorter And More Feminine

The Insanity Of Pinwheels.

Absolutely crazy what goes into these ‘renewable’ energy sources. Notice that Clayton Tucker has been 100% silent about his love of wind when he yammers about AI data center power shortages.

I knew they made no sense (thus the massive subsidies) but this video is absolutely stunning. What a colossal waste of resources. Many nuclear plants could have been built with the money wasted on this horseshit.

Socialist Catamite Posts Fake Interview With Himself. Then Collects Fake Endorsement From NPC Rando ‘Mavsmarie’.

Love when he does these “serious interviews” where he films himself talking to nobody and STILL has to chop edit the film.

He did one last election cycle when he was touting that idiot Collin Allred right before he got destroyed by Ted Cruz.

In his most recent one, he makes SEVEN chop edits in 20 seconds. If you can’t even get through a 20-second, pre-canned statement without editing the film seven times, you are clinically retarded.

Clayton Tucker was totally silent in 2022 when inflation was 9% under Biden, by the way. Just a reminder.

Also, two weeks ago he said was running because of his fake food allergies. A month ago he said he was running to get all plastics out of the food chain. TODAY, he’s running on affordability and ‘data centers’ LOL! It changes by the week.

Who is he being interviewed by? CNN? ABC? LOL? No, he’s likely sitting in mom’s bedroom with Baby Beluga rolling the camera while he does 17 takes to get it right.

And who is “mavsmarie” who supposedly “works with the Department of Agriculture every day”? Well, she’s just a random retard that Clayton probably knows through his radical commie pizza group. Her entire twitter timeline makes ZERO mention of the Ag Department. I asked her directly how she interacts with the Ag Department “multiple times daily” and got no response. That’s because she’s a shill and a liar.

More smoke, mirrors and bullshit from the unemployed 35-year-old who lives with mother. So sad!

P.S. – Rando NPC mavsmarie DOES like taking shits on Jasmine Crockett and implying she’s a crook engaged in illegal activities against Talarico….

This should upset Comrade Clayton, who is a YUGE Crockett ass licker! Ouch! Such palace intrigue amongst the shitlib retards.

Lazy Socialist Bum Who Was Handed A Free Farm But Doesn’t Grow Food Now Angry Young Kids Who WEREN’T Handed A Free Farm Don’t Become Farmers.

The lazy socialist bum is concerned that more young kids aren’t excited about doing the dirty, hard, backbreaking work of farming.

Make farming more affordable? LOL. Clayton was (supposedly) HANDED A (supposedly) WORKING FARM, which means it cost him ZERO DOLLARS. It doesn’t get any more affordable than that. Instead of actually growing any food on that land, he gallivanted off to China to play with little Chinese boys for a few years. Then he came home and “organized” for a radical communist splinter group.

He did not farm.

So it isn’t “monopolies” that stopped him. It was laziness. He had zero interest in farming or ranching for a living, which is why mommy and daddy paid $80,000 for him to get a useless PoliSci degree. He only discovered his “love of farming” when he ran for office in 2020 and decided to fake a rural, salt-of-the-earth persona. It’s all bullshit.

He could have walked onto grandpa’s FREE land with the tractor DAD bought and all the existing sheds and fencing, etc already provided and then made a living for himself, theoretically (if he wasn’t a dunce).

But he didn’t. He choose to be a commie agitator and social media crybaby. The problem is, that pays nothing – which is why he still lives with mom at age 35.

Why doesn’t the socialist bum hand over his unused farm to some 25yo kid and let HIM put it to use? All Clayton does these days is drive 40,000 miles all over Texas with a baby beluga whale in the passenger seat living off of grifted donations from old ladies and eating Taco Bell. All while lamenting on social media about young kids not going into farming. LOL. What a chump.

Comrade Clayton probably doesn’t realize this because he is a moron, but….

The percentage of American farmers has plummeted from roughly 90–95% of the population at the nation’s founding (late 1700s)to less than 2% today. This dramatic shift was driven by industrialization, mechanization, and improved agricultural efficiency, reducing the workforce from 50% in 1880 to under 2% by the 2000s. 

Key Historical Trends in U.S. Farming Population:

1770s-1790s (Revolutionary Era): ~95% of the population was engaged in farming.

1850: Farm people made up 64% of the nation’s workforce.

1880: Approximately 50% of the U.S. population lived on a farm.

1900: Just under 40% of the U.S. population lived on farms, and 41% of the adult workforce was in agriculture.

1920: The farm population dropped to 30%, and only 22% of younger-generation men remained in farming.

1950: The number of farms began to decline sharply after peaking in 1935.

1990s: Farmers made up only 2.6% of the labor force.

2000-Present: Less than 2% of the population lives on farms or is employed in agriculture. 

Wow. We went from 95% of people doing backbreaking manual labor to only 2%. What a disaster! Weird that food got CHEAPER and FAR more plentiful over that same time period. Comrade Clayton is LUCKY that it went down this way, otherwise he’d DEFINITELY be farming right now or he’d be starving to death. He would certainly have no time to post commie garbage all over social media and pretending it’s a real job.

Moron.

You know who thinks farming is awesome? Hippie dippy chicks in Austin Texas with beads in their hair. They think that until they go volunteer at Johnson’s Backyard Farms and realize it’s fucking hard work, weeding the beds non-stop sucks, and you have to get up early and bend over a lot. Then it isn’t so fun anymore. The novelty wears off very quickly. So they quit that but then go on social media and blabber about how we need more farmers because they are silly twats, just like Clayton Tucker.

Lying Socialist Grifter Begging Strangers On-Line For Birthday Money.

Apparently the socialist bum is now asking strangers to donate either a dime, $1 or $10 for every year he has lived with his mother – an arrangement which continues to this day!

Spoiler: he cannot “bust monopoliles” because he is not an anti-trust lawyer and never will be.

The only thing he COULD do to lower food prices is produce some food on that land grandpa lets him play around on with his goats, but he’s too lazy to do that. He has NEVER GROWN a single crop at age 35. He has had ONE pet cow for sale since last September – and it’s still listed for sale.

Water management in Texas is handled by a few different agencies – and Ag Commissioner is NOT one of them.

So he just told three lies in order to grift more money from senile old shitlib ladies.

In honor of him turning 35 years old and living with mother, let’s see if I can find 32 more lies he has told and make it 35 total….

Here are the ones I can think off offhand:

Tried to pay off LISD school lunch debt

Donated to flood victims last July

Is a water researcher

Came back from China to run the family farm

Has special knowledge of energy policy

Lost his health insurance because he decided to run for office in 2019

Is a fifth generation rancher

Is a farmer

Switched to goats from cattle because “global warming”

Has severe food allergies to ultra-processed food

Is running for Ag Commissioner because of fake food allergies

Wrote a book about AI

Born with a wrench in his hand.

Knows how to fix a tractor

Lettuce costs more than gas

Promised to sell meat on his website

His leg “almost got crushed by equipment” one day

He was going to start goat yoga

His family shot squirrels and picked cotton to survive

He lobbied the Texas legislature for healthcare

He crafts important free trade deals.

Told us buzzards don’t eat live animals

Told us there is Windex in the milk supply

Told us there is are dangerous chemicals in our food called “glyophates” – there is no such thing.

He used to fight fires with his pawpaw when he was a little kid

Is involved “in international trade”

Told us he was a cowboy and then moved his hat around the room in photos for emphasis.

That he sampled the seafood offerings of a winning 4H Club

Was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth despite never working a real job.

He founded the RX Ranch

His favorite meal is brisket

Lied on FEC forms about who his employer is

Was going to start a petting zoo

OK, I’m too lazy to count all that but it’s damn close to 35 lies. Happy birthday, you pathetic goatwanking piece of shit!!

Latest Clayton Tucker Interview Brings More Lies And Humiliation For Socialist Semen Sipper.

You want more lies? More cringe? More embarrassment?

We got it!

Some highlights and new facts about Trust Fund Tucker, the unemployed kid who lives with mom at age 35….

#1 – he is apparently a big “gamer.” When asked what his hobbies are [10:15 mark], he says “gaming and watching YouTube” which would explain his doughy prepubescent physique. In reality, his ONLY hobby is crying out his asshole on social media, but he had to make up something, I suppose.

Then he goes on to explain he doesn’t actually PLAY the games but he WATCHES a lot about gaming on YouTube. This also tracks because Clayton has spent his entire life avoiding competition and hiding in mom’s attic. Also keep in mind that on-line gaming and YouTube watching requires massive data center use – the VERY DATA CENTERS that Comrade Clayton whines about daily now.

#2 – his favorite song is “Land of Confusion“ which he says is “by Disturbed.” This shows once again how clueless and sheltered Clayton Tucker really is. Land of Confusion was written and recorded by Genesis back in 1986. The Disturbed version is a cover of an original by Genesis. I doubt Clayton Tucker knows this but this ALSO tracks because he has never had an original thought in his life. Just like he thinks global warming doom is new, it is actually just a remake of the global cooling scare, the ozone scare, and all the other scares that never resulted in anything. Clayton is easily fooled by repackaged dogshit because he doesn’t know history and thinks the world began in 1991 when he was born.

I listened to the Disturbed version just now. It is dogshit. This also tracks – Clayton Tucker has terrible taste. Frankly, he’d probably like the original better as it was intended to take a huge shit on Ronald Reagan.

#3 – favorite food? Brisket, of course [9:46 mark]! He finally got smart and figures he better at least SAY that he loves beef since he throws pizza parties with radical communists every Wednesday and has never had a BBQ fundraiser at his “ranch” in his life.

More to come…

Notice Anything About The Excitable Morons Signing These Data Center Petitions?

Comrade Clayton is harping on the data center thing so much because he has almost ONE THOUSAND SIGNATURES for his useless petition!

Of course, that represents 0.003% of the population of Texas (three one-thousandths of one percent) but for Comrade Clayton, that is a YUGE number. So in HIS tiny mildewed brain, this is a massive outcry from “the people” looking for him to solve all their woes. LOL.

Let’s take a look at a random sample of three pages of petition signers, shall we?

Notice anything? It’s about 89% FEMALE.

Remember what I posted few days ago? This is a prime example of females falling for hysterical nonsense because they are more neurotic. Here’s an excerpt:

“David Schmitt’s work across 55 cultures found the same pattern everywhere: women average higher agreeableness, higher neuroticism (sensitivity to negative stimuli, including social rejection cues).“

“Women respond more strongly to emotional content on average, they are more empathetic, they can be more easily manipulated with sad stories. That higher neuroticism again, higher sensitivity to negative stimuli. The machine learned this. It fed them content calibrated to their response patterns. Fear. Outrage. Moral panic. Stories about danger and injustice and threat and wars and “victims”.

This is why Clayton’s non-stop horseshit about the world ending (We’re running out of water! The grid is about to collapse! The world is overheating! ICE is kidnapping little kids! ) is like catnip to these chicks. It’s why 85% to 90% of his “fan base” is lonely old ladies and stupid liberal 20-something women. They can’t help it.

Since Clayton Tucker has a girl brain (as I have chronicled MANY times like HERE) he also falls for this hysterical shit and then gets his fellow girls all riled up over nonsense by reposting alarmist lies and hyperbole. He did the same thing during Covid: acted like a scared woman and wore a MASK IN HIS CAR BY HIMSELF!! LOL.

Fucking retard.

We are not going to run out of water. Not tomorrow. Not next week. Not next year. Calm down. It’ll take time, money and ingenuity but we will figure it all out.

[The TRUE fix is to stop liberal scumbags from shit hole liberal states from moving here in droves. Deport Potato Head Fitzharris and her family back to California, for instance. THAT would sure help the water situation]

Oh no! WE may have 18% less water in 45 years! I’ll be dead and Comrade Clayton will be 80 years old, and no doubt still sucking on the tit of his mother’s withered corpse while still living in her home.

That’s ASSUMING we don’t find some awesome technological fixes (extremely cheap desalinization, pulling water from the air cheaply, etc) which is EXTREMELY likely.

But yeah, let’s panic about it now and spend every waking moment doom posting and freaking out. That’s a fun way to spend your entire life.

You need to get laid, buddy. Big time. Get a real hobby. Go get drunk. Something. All this fear porn and scared rabbit shit isn’t good for you.

Holy Shit! DFW Pizza Parties Are Being Held At Shitty Commune Full Of Extremely Radical Marxist Hippie Losers! This Gets Better And Better.

Once again, radical socialist Clayton Tucker just cannot hide his far-left, Marxist, commie ideology. He is now bedding down and “breaking bread/pizza” with a house full of communist hippie vermin and retards who are also apparently spoiled, unemployed leeches like Clayton Tucker himself….

What a motley bunch of mutants, fat slobs and dorks. You can almost smell the stench of failure, envy and resentment in this room.

This is a picture of a bunch of spoiled kids who have never worked a real job and are likely supported by mommy and daddy – just like Clayton Tucker. The only difference is this kind of stupidity is usually reserved for naive college kids at 20 years old who then get a job and grow out of it. Not for aging hipster doofuses like Clayton Tucker who is now 35 years of age and still an unemployed bum yelling about “power to the people” while hanging out in a Marxist commune on a Wednesday night.

Let see what my eagle eyes have picked up from this ramshackle shithole, which is located at 3704 Astoria Drive in Arlington Texas.

Putting aside the two disgustingly morbidly obese slobs (and Dr Pepper can of ultra-processed junk soda) we see here on a campaign dedicated to “fighting obesity” – we can see the obligatory “end fossil fuel” poster on the wall. No hippie commune is complete without that slogan.

Of course, Comrade Clayton will have a very hard time “building the foundation to create a food system that works for everyone” when there are no fertilizers anymore (from fossil fuels) and crop yields fall by 50% or more, leading to mass starvation. But nobody ever accused Marxist vermin of bothering with facts, details or reality! These are spoiled children we are talking about here.

Next up is the shitty, hard-to-read tapestry on the wall.

It says “Tarrant County Movement House.” NOW we are getting somewhere! If you search this group, you find some very hippie dippy, far-left retardation.

I found a TikTok made by a “community organizer” who goes by the moniker “Rojo” and has a heavy Mexican accent. I’d bet a few grand he is an illegal. But there he is running a commune (started only 5 or 6 months ago) demanding free shit from American taxpayers while he lounges around in his expensive Nike shoes made in a foreign sweatshop. These idiots are truly amazing with their hypocrisy.

Rojo the Hippie Moron on TikTok

He sounds like a cartoon parody of a Mexican – like Speedy Gonzales. But unfortunately, he is very real.

They also have a Twitter page called Tarrant4Change entirely filled with commie garbage and kumbaya nonsense like “local organizers who are working towards a safe, just, equitable, and inclusive community.”

Next up is The Sunrise Movement poster…

Now we’re REALLY getting deep into the Marxist commie shit.

For starters, the Sunrise Movement is a HUGE fan of open borders and VERY anti-ICE. So here we have MORE photo proof of far-left commie Clayton Tucker rubbing elbows with extremely anti-law-and-order scumbags. No surprise there, since his PREVIOUS pizza party in Austin featured Antifa goons wearing ACAB hats.

If you wonder how fucking insane these Sunrise Movement cultists are, here is a blurb off their website:

We believe everyone should have access to clear air and water, full pantries of food, affordable housing, free public transportation, good and meaningful jobs, vibrant community centers, and lives filled with joy. We’re building a movement to make that happen.

Straight our of a brochure that Maduro, Castro or Mao might have created. We know how THOSE all turned out.

Oh, is that all? You’re entitled to lives filled with joy and food while you gallivant around at protests all day long and gaze at your navel? These commie fucks are truly nauseating.

Here is a list of their “demands.” Like spoiled babies, they are demanding all sorts of stuff and will cause chaos and destruction until they get it, apparently.

Commie list of demands.

These are also the cunts who are going around destroying hotels that dare to house ICE officers.

And Clayton Tucker is in bed with them every single week. Should be a wake-up call for the voters of Texas.

Socialist Eunuch Clayton Tucker’s Grueling Campaign Life: 37 Pizza Parties In 37 Weeks…Mostly In DALLAS – A Six-Hour Roundtrip In The Baby Seal Mobile.

Not content to waste gas driving to non-rural, non-farming Austin for his non-rancher meals of pizza every single Wednesday until November, Comrade Clayton is now going to drive TWICE as far to the non-rural, non-farming area known as Dallas to once again NOT eat any beef or other ranch products, but more pizza.

That is like 10,542 miles of driving just to eat pizza and accomplish little else.

Funny how he can’t seem to find enough “volunteers” for a pizza party within 100 miles of mom’s house where he has sponged off of her for the last 10 years straight!

No wonder he’s such a pudgy, doughy fuck. I’m sure all those pizza ingredients are fresh off the famous pizza farms and NOT from Sysco.

You see, he wants YOU to eat shitty “fresh food” right off of the farm like kale and spinach. Meanwhile, he gets to feast on fatty, salty ultra-processed pizza, sugary Starbucks and Froot Loops.

This is the way of ALL socialist scum through history. Castro ate like a king, fucked 35,000 women and stole $500 million while the peasants starved and ate tree bark.

Clayton has the “scamming morons to live beyond his means” part down. Not much progress on the women or the high net worth, however.

Did you know that roughly EIGHTY-FIVE PERCENT of pizza places in the U.S. get their mozzarella from the SAME COMPANY, called Leprino Foods? Talk about a monopoly on ultra-processed shitcheese! And Comrade Clayton is gobbling that shit down like a college boy’s cock every single Wednesday.

Hilarious!

Tell me again, Comrade, that fable about the silver spoon and the steel wrench. It’s my favorite.

Trust Fund Tucker has a very rough life! Posting four or five times a week on Twitter and driving around eating pizza on the old ladies’ dime! Such a hard-working, salt-of-the-earth rancher fella, isn’t he?