Doughy, Unemployed Socialist Bum Watches Helplessly As World Passes Him By.

I imagine there are a bunch of bad-ass 27-year-old master electricians out there somewhere there making serious cheddar and living the good life thanks to wise choices….

They’re probably driving a kick-ass trucks, have a huge house and a babe they get to bang on the regular. Good for them. They are making the world go ’round and improving all of our lives providing the electricity we take for granted.

They deserve every penny.

Then on the other hand, you have THIS bum whose parents spent $80,000 to send him to college so he could be a “poli sci” major but who is STILL not gainfully employed at age 35.

He’s still living with his mommy and crying about data centers, despite the fact he has about 15 social media accounts that reside on data centers.

He choose to spend his entire life ranting on street corners for a far-left Bernie Sanders commie group instead of gaining any useful skills. And now he spends all day blabbering about “stopping data centers” as Ag Commissioner even though Ag Commissioner has ZERO power over any of that. LOL. His family HANDED HIM a ‘ranch’ and beef prices are at historical highs, and all he can do is invent phantom oligarch boogeymen to explain away his inability to make a living.

What an absolute embarrassment and disgrace. I seriously don’t know how Howard Tucker can show his face around town. His son is a complete and utter failure. If his parents weren’t such soft-hearted enablers, he’d be living under a bridge and begging for pennies.

He should be deported to Cuba tomorrow.

“The Ultimate Resource” Strikes Yet Again To Solve Problems. Amazing!

I remember back during the Internet bubble, companies were throwing fiber into the ground as fast as they could. They told us we needed TONS of this stuff to make the backbone of the new technology called “The Internet.” Stocks went to the moon, because the math said we needed a ton of this stuff.

They went overboard, of course. But it got WAY worse when some clever human (probably a white guy or Asian guy) figured out a way to send MANY different channels over the SAME piece of fiber by using different wavelengths (colors). Practically overnight, this increased the carrying capacity of the old fiber by between 16 and 100x.

Guess what? Now we need about 50% to 90% LESS fiber than we thought. Prices crash. Bubble bursts.

Google Research may have just done the exact same thing with memory by unveiling TurboQuant this week:

“……a compression algorithm for large language models and vector search engines, that shrinks a major inference-memory bottleneck: it reduces an AI model’s memory 6x, making it 8x faster with the same number of GPUs, all the while maintaining zero loss in accuracy and “redefining AI efficiency.”

The implication is clear: if Google can achieve the same inference results with one-sixth of the hardware, then demand for memory chips will collapse in inverse proportion – the same ravenous demand that until recently sent DDR prices as much as 7x higher in just 3 months when the memory bottleneck for AI became apparent.

Just a month or two ago, Comrade Clayton was wailing and gnashing her teeth over “AI ruining gaming because the price of memory was skyrocketing.”

Chicken Little was wrong yet again. While she cried and whined, the human brain (The Ultimate Resource!) came up with a clever solution to save the day as we have done for 5,000 years.

It’s like that Silicon Valley scene….

But wait, it gets better: because if Google has already found a compression algo that achieves such phenomenal efficiency improvements, it is virtually certain that further optimization – and competing algos – will surely lead to far greater efficiency, reducing the amount of hardware needed even further. 

And just like that, suddenly the memory bubble which was built on the assumption that demand for DRAM and NAND will persist well into the future, looks set to burst as software may have just solved a very sticky hardware problem.

I Give This Statement Five Claytonocchios

“They’re already seeing cities run out of water!”

Please tell me what Texas city woke up today, turned on the taps and nothing came out.

Verdict – FALSE. I give this statement 5 Claytonocchios.

Are we still talking about Corpus Christi? If the water situation there is SO bad, do you think the guys in charge of a billion-dollar installation are going to say “hey, let’s put it where we’ll have no water in a few months and our entire investment goes to zero”? I assure you, they are not that stupid.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the TRUE problem is 600,000 shitlibs infesting Texas every single year. Did you know that 600,000 shitlibs use about SIXTY MILLION GALLONS of water PER DAY?

It’s true.

Data centers are useful and employ people. Shitlibs are useless and do not employ people. That’s the main difference.

No, there is plenty of water in most of Texas. Yes, Corpus fucked up YEARS ago and it has nothing to do with data centers. It had to do with short-sighted, quasi-retarded, Misti-Talbert types making terrible decisions and wrecking their local economy.

This Is My Pièce de Résistance: Fruity And The Beast. You Don’t Want To Miss This One.

One of my favorite songs (from a catchy tune and funny lines standpoint) is the Gaston song from Beauty and the Beast.

No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.

It occurred to me recently during a three-hour lawn mowing and beer drinking adventure that Clayton and Baby Beluga were like Fruity and the Beast. The song practically wrote itself by the third drink.

I have embedded the original song and added MY lyrics below so you can sing along.

[I would LOVE to have AI redo the video and music using my new words. If anyone out there is skilled enough to do that, email me at lampasshole@protonmail.com.]

Gosh it elates me to see you, Clayton
Hitting all those campaign bumps,
Every guy here’d like to BEAT you, Clayton
Leaving your face filled with lumps.

There’s no boy in town as pathetic as you, 
You’re everyone’s favorite joke,
Everyone snickers and giggles at you,
It’s because you are such a huge strooooooke.

No one’s white as Clayton
Makes up shite like Clayton
No one bangs barnyard animals quite like Clayton!
For there’s no kid in town quite as faggy,
Or who wears such a fake cowboy hat
Like a crone he is bitchy and naggy
And his fast-food addiction has left him quite fat!

No one lies like Clayton
Sucks off guys like Clayton
No one loves shots of cum in his eyes like Clayton!
“Yes, I really enjoy a bukkake spraying!”

My what a guy!  That Clayton

[Cheering]

No one’s dumb as Clayton
Lives with mum like Clayton
No one sucks on the cock of Islam like Clayton!
For there’s no one as flabby or scrawny
You can see he is shaped like a pear.
Not a bit of him manly or brawny
Just a weak socialist who demands free health care!

No one bores like Clayton
Blows cash hoards like Clayton
No one jerks off to ERCOT dashboards like Clayton!
“I’m exceptionally awesome at masturbating”

“At the start of this thing, I told three dozen lies while yapping on random podcasts
And now nine months later it’s FIVE dozen lies, I can’t stop pulling shit from my aaaaaassssssss!”

No one brays like Clayton
“Bails” hay like Clayton
No one’s truck’s as incredibly gay as Clayton’s!
“I sit down on the toilet for urinating!”

Oh what a guy! Clay Taaaahhhn!!

Clayton Tucker Libels Nate Sheets AGAIN.

Boy. Comrade Clayton (who has no reputation to wreck since he’s a compulsive liar and a failure who lives with his mother at age 35) sure loves trying to trash the reputations of people more successful than him (everyone) while offering zero proof.

What “data center” did Nate Sheets get a donation from, you grifting piece of shit? Name a name.

We will set aside for the moment that Clayton Tucker cannot “put the brakes” on any AI center if he wins. Conversely, Nate Sheets can’t order AI data centers to be built. This ENTIRE subject of AI data centers is entirely outside the purview of Ag Commissioner in the first place. He may as well brag about putting the brakes on space shuttle launches. The fact that Comrade Clayton keeps harping on this issue shows you he’s got absolutely nothing else to offer.

The donation Comrade Clayton the communist is referring to is one by James “Jim” Moyer – and it was for $300,000. So he didn’t even get the amount correct.

Jim Moyer is listed as a co-founder of now-public company MPWR almost THIRTY YEARS ago! He has not been a director since 2016 and currently does not sit on the board.

Nate Sheets did NOT take money from MPWR or any other data center company. He took money from a guy who was in tech over a decade ago and has ZERO say in the operations of MPWR. There WERE no AI data centers back in 2016. This information is easy to find yet Clayton Tucker just made a bald-faced lie about Nate Sheets taking money from “data centers” to smear Nate and paint him as being “on the take.”

In legal circles, this is known as “libel” and it’s not the first time Clayton has done it. He libeled Sid Miller so egregiously that when I pointed it out, Clayton had to sneak back into his website and change the wording on his accusations to avoid a lawsuit.

Hopefully, Nate will sue the shit out of Clayton Tucker for this AND for another lie a few days ago about Nate making all his money from “importing.”

Talk About A Political Tin Ear.

For someone who is a political “science” major and who has done nothing his entire life but work on campaigns and run his own campaigns (all of them losers, of course) Clayton Tucker has THE WORST political instincts of anyone I’ve ever seen.

“I’m the youngest and most inexperienced moron ever to run for state office! I’m less successful than a crack whore!”

You think “young folks” want to get into agriculture? LOL.

Less than 2% of the population farms. It used to be around 95%. See a pattern there?

If you asked 100 kids what they want to be when they grow up, I bet maybe one or two would say “farmer.” They will say “YouTube star” or “social media influencer” or “athlete.” Some will say fireman and policeman and teacher. Maybe nurse. But not farmer.

Why? Because EVERYONE wants to be rich and do no work for it. That kind of rules out farmer. It’s hard work and there are a lot of headaches (drought, heavy rains, late freezes, early freezes, hail, high winds, spider mites, caterpillars, army worms, grasshoppers, fungus, cucumber beetles, mold, Japanese beetles, etc, etc, etc).

Clayton Tucker HIMSELF is a prime example of this, which makes it all the more ironic and hilarious. According to him, he is a “fifth-generation” rancher. So he was ostensibly HANDED A FREE RANCH and a ton of knowledge (this is all bullshit, but bear with me). Even with ALL that free stuff and a HUGE head start on the average “wanna-be farmer” what is Clayton doing with his time?

He’s certainly not fucking farming, I can tell you that.

No, he’s essentially a “social media influencer” who influences nobody and makes no money doing it. But that STILL didn’t stop him. Like most lazy fucks, he’d rather play around on his phone all day in the nice cool air conditioning and make $0 than go out to the “ranch” and do the shitty work of planting, harvesting, etc.

Just like his assertion that people aren’t eating healthy because it’s too expensive, Clayton is 100% wrong when reading the room. A low IQ will do that to you.

Bitter, Envious Socialist Clayton Tucker Libels Successful Businessman Nate Sheets.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: an unemployed loser and socialist who lives with his mother at age 35 is bitter and envious of man who is successful:

Clayton gives ZERO evidence for his outlandish claim. I have read nothing like that in all the articles I have read about Nate.

AI, which has access to every single thing ever written about Nate also disagrees with Comrade Clayton, the envious little twerp:

Just another lie by Clayton Tucker – I think we’re up to about 38 huge lies since I’ve been keeping track.

The truth is, it doesn’t matter to Clayton HOW Nate Sheets made his fortune. The problem for the envious, sad little socialist pussy is the word “fortune.” Clayton has nothing to his name because he is lazy and incompetent. But in his little tiny pea brain, the reason is because “oligarchs” and “monopolists” are “hoarding” all the money. They must have cheated him somehow and stole “his” money.

I have covered this before:

Clayton Tucker Is The Quintessential Grasshopper From Aesop’s Fable.

You see, the lazy incompetent socialist thinks that ANYBODY with wealth MUST have fucked everyone over and stolen it and couldn’t POSSIBLY have made it through hard work or through building a great product that people want badly. Never mind that Nate has provided well-paying jobs for a TON of people and Clayton Tucker has never employed a single person in his life. None of that matters to Clayton. He’s just envious that Nate has a “fortune” at all while Clayton himself lives with his mother.

There was a whole book written about this. It’s called Atlas Shrugged and it’s basically my bible. Clayton is the Wesley Mouch of Atlas Shrugged. A pathetic, weak scumbag who has never built anything in his life and is so envious of successful people, he wants to destroy them. Of course, Wesley Mouch is a politician. He is like Bernie Sanders or Clayton Tucker: sad, weak little pussies who have NEVER had a real job in their lives.

You might remember that Clayton Tucker was once a “beekeeper” years ago. He put it in his profile and then it eventually disappeared in favor of fake cowboy then fake rancher and fake farmer…

My guess is that Terry Tucker bought a bee hive for her aimless son back in 2017 or so and hoped he would maybe do something useful with his life. Clayton got all excited over his little bee hive and started calling himself a “beekeeper” because his resume had absolutely nothing else on it.

Then he probably forgot to feed them sugar water in the winter or was too lazy to go out in the cold to do it or he got stung once and then got scared of the bee hive in his yard. So he quit, like he quits everything else in his life.

Then the “beekeeper” in his profile went away.

I bet he has horrible, shameful memories of fucking up his beekeeping experience and remembers what a failure he was – so to now be running against a REAL beekeeper who made like $100 million must REALLY stick in Clayton’s craw. It is humiliating. You’d’ think Clayton would be used to humiliation by now the same way a fish is used to water, but maybe not.

While Nate was putting the work in all those years, here is what Clayton Tucker was doing:

He was ranting on a street corner demanding “free stuff” as a “political organizer” for a Bernie Sanders radical offshoot group called “Our Revolution.”

And now he’s bitter that he’s broke and living with mom while Nate is sitting on a pile of cash he earned.

Very sad.

Healthy Versus Junk Food: It’s Not About Cost. It’s About Taste And Convenience.

In Comrade Clayton’s latest bungled “campaign ad,” he claims that “the system” has been designed to make healthy foods like “veggies expensive” and junk food cheap.

Ummm….no.

“Cheaper than processed snacks” – whoops!

There is a reason almost every person on the planet will choose a bag of Doritos over a handful of carrots: TASTE. Salty, fatty and sugary items taste AWESOME to humans. This is wired into us from our caveman days when food was scarce.

Comrade Clayton should know that junk food is hardly cheap since he has been getting fat on Whataburger, Panda Express and Taco Bell all year.

I was at the store the other day and took pictures of a lot of prices. I calculated that you can basically eat three healthy meals per day for about $12. Breakfast is especially cheap – I can get you an awesome 500 calorie breakfast for about $3.

As a sedentary 5’6 female, Comrade Clayton only needs about 1,700 calories per day to survive. Hell, three eggs (75 cents at HEB) will get you 15% of the way there.

Besides taste, people want convenience because most people are lazy as shit OR they are pressed for time since it now requires TWO earners in a family to make ends meet. Who else is going to pay the taxes for all the billions of dollars being stolen by the illegal Somalis that Clayton Tucker invited into the country??

That is why you see an entire wall at HEB filled with pre-chopped onions, watermelon, cucumbers, etc. There are salads in a bag and pre-cooked meals. These are WAY more expensive on a per-calorie basis.

It is WAY cheaper to buy all the raw ingredients and do all the food prep at home. But that requires you spend 30 or 45 minutes in your kitchen doing…GASP…WORK! You have to peel onions, cut up the chicken breasts, peel potatoes, etc.

Lazy twats like Comrade Clayton would rather pull up to the drive-through at Panda Express and get a huge sugary bowl of noodles with the cream of sum yung guy.

If Comrade Clayton had been paying attention 15 years ago, he’d remember that we already went through this shit with Michelle Obama and her “eat kale for lunch” in the public schools. Guess what? Kids threw it all in the trash.

Short of banning every single “junk” food on the planet, there is nothing you can do. Human brains are hardwired to love high-calorie, fatty, sugary items. Period. It’s all about willpower and getting exercise.

Besides, is it really “junk” food or is it all about the calories? There are many people who have proved that you CAN live and thrive on “junk” food IF you keep the calories and portions reasonable:

Kevin Maginnis, 57, from Nashville says he ate half-portions of McDonald’s thrice daily and lost about 60lbs (26kg) in weight.

Kansas State University nutrition professor Mark Haub lost 27 pounds in 10 weeks by consuming only 1,800 calories daily of junk food (Twinkies, Oreos, Doritos) to prove that calorie, not food quality, dictates weight loss. His body fat decreased, and blood markers improved: LDL dropped 20%, HDL rose 20%, and triglycerides fell 39%

How do you explain THAT, Comrade Clayton??

I’ll make you a bet, you dummy. I’ll do the SAME McDonald’s routine with YOU. I’ll bet you your $52,508 in campaign cash you have on hand that I can lose weight and improve my blood markers by eating nothing but McDonald’s for six weeks.

Deal? Yeah, that’s what I thought, you pussy.

Moron Woman Spouts ChickThink.

Behold the female libdummy brain in action.

ALL their peabrains ‘work’ like this. Potato Head Fitzharris. Christine Seefeldt. Carol Garner Doughty. Julie Landrum. Clayton Tucker. All of them.

Which is why they shouldn’t be allowed to vote.