This is very rich…
The unemployed socialist bum who has spent the last THREE MONTHS talking about NOTHING other than “DATA CENTERS!” is calling Nate Sheets “Mr Data Centers.” That’s a good one.
Did you know that the month of May is “National Beef Month”? Clayton Tucker sure didn’t. He’s supposedly a rancher (lol) and is running for Texas Ag Commissioner (lol lol) and he never ONCE mentioned National Beef Month or said a peep about promoting the beef industry in Texas for 31 straight days of May – which is kind of part of his job, should he be elected.
No, he was busy yapping about data centers non-stop. He does that because that’s how he scares old ladies and pussified men into handing over checks to his campaign so he can drive around and buy Chinese Panda dinners with his obese side-kick Izzy The Baby Beluga.
But now that the screwworm is here (which Nate Sheets actually HAS talked about previously) Comrade Clayton is going to tell us all how to fix it.
You ready??
Oh! “We need sensible containment! We need to use every tool available to stop it”!
Thank you, Professor Goatwanker! I’ll file that right next to all your other brilliant and original ‘solutions’ like “No kid should ever go hungry!” or “Everyone has the right to good healthcare!”
Reminds me of The Empire Strikes Back scene when C-3PO made the obvious statement that the asteroid they were on “is not entirely stable.”
Just another childish cliche from the queen of childish cliches herself, Lady Clayton…the Texas “Doesn’t Have A Clue” Worm.
