Who Is A Bigger Fake Cowboy Pussy? Comrade Clayton Tucker OR James Tala-Freako?

Tough call….

They both have the pasty, scrawny arms untouched by the sun. They both have the manicured soft hands completely devoid of callouses, ant bites, scratches or cuts.

Tala-freako tried to use AI to put some kind of fake beard onto his weird little boy face. I guess that means he’s kind of trying a little bit.

Comrade Clayton is still trying to get past the wispy, shitty, peach fuzz stage of his “beard” after 3.5 years of trying.

Speaking of beards, at least Tala-freako’s campaign was smart enough to find him a fake girlfriend for his campaign. Comrade Clayton is still only seen in photos with goats alone in a barn on Friday nights.