I Just Have To Laugh At Kimmel A Little More. I Love It So Much.

When I see shit like this, I just get happy and joyous all over again. It’s so awesome.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I laugh at you! I laugh at all shitlibs who are losing their minds over this. I laughed with other people at the bar last night over it.

No, you didn’t get fired because “fascism” or “censorship,” you morons.

Dummy kraut doesn’t understand anything.

You got fired because your show sucked, you have a shitty attitude, and because you’re a one-trick pony making idiotic political commentary non-stop instead of making jokes. Your ratings were in the shitter. The people who pay your salary decided you weren’t worth it any more. It happens to ten thousand people every day.

Fucking baby.

SINCLAIR and ABC made the decision. NOT the government.

Kimmel never had any talent. He slept with that mutt Silverman. That was it.

Free speech in the U.S. means the government cannot punish you for what you say. It doesn’t mean you’re free from all consequences. Private individuals, employers, and organizations can still respond to your words, disagree, or impose their own consequences.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Enjoy your weekend, Jimmy. You twat.

Fake Farmer Lies About Farms Being ‘Pillaged’

The biggest panican of them all is now hyperventilating about farms being ‘pillaged.’ I’m not sure he understands what that word means. It means “to rob a place using violence, especially in wartime” which is clearly not happening at all right now.

Then again, he has an $80,000 college degree and doesn’t know how to spell “devastate” either.

If he can give me ONE example of a Texas farm being “pillaged” by anyone other than some illegal cartel Mexicans (who Comrade Clayton welcomes with open arms) then I will eat a bowl of my own shit.

It’s simply not true. But Comrade Clayton needs SOMETHING to freak out about, or he would have nothing to do with his time.

As for “rigging” prices, there is a solution for that supposed problem too: it’s called a “farmers market” and we have one right here in town. There is also a HUGE one at Lakeline Mall every Saturday, which I have attended at least 200 times.

You see, farmers and ranchers bring their products DIRECTLY to the consumer, thus avoiding any “Big Ag” bogeymen who “rig” prices and “pillage” your farm. If Clayton Tucker had actually ever GROWN a single thing or processed a single animal, he too could walk 500 feet from mom’s house and sell it at the Lampasas Farmers Market, and thus avoid all the supposed “rigging” he is subject to.

But unfortunately for Clayton Tucker, his ‘farm’ is of the fake variety in that he doesn’t grown anything and never has. He just puts on a farmer costume and a Canadian tuxedo and tells the newspaper he’s a “rancher” when he is nothing of the sort.

So I guess we should “Ask FDR”: hey dummy, why don’t you just take your ‘farm’ and ‘ranch’ products DIRECTLY to the consumer at one of the many farmers markets around here instead of whining about made-up rigging bullshit??

“Don’t ask me, I’m just a Fake Dummy Rancher who babbles made-up shit and never defends my position with any real-life examples!”

Oh, and just for your information, if there really WAS any “rigging” you can report it here:

Texas Antitrust Division.

If you are a business or a consumer who believes a person or business has engaged in anticompetitive behavior, please contact the Texas Attorney General’s Antitrust Division at (512) 936-1674

How many reports have you made about all this “rigging” and “pillaging,” you utter buffoon? Oh that’s right: zero reports made. You are truly a simple shit.

Hostess House Almost Done. Three Million Dollars Over Budget And Eleven Months Late.

Welp, according to the Dispatch, the Hostess House will probably be done by the end of the year. Considering the original finish date was January of 2025, that means it’s only 11 months late.

Oh, and the original budget was $200,000 – so at the final total of $3.2 million, it technically cost the taxpayers $3,000,000 more than Finley told us it would cost….

I guess I could be charitable and tell you that last year, they told us it would be actually be $2.2 million (April of 2024) after all.

So it’s either $3,000,000.00 over budget or only a mere $1,000,000.00 over budget, depending on which bullshit, totally wrong City estimate you use.

Oh, and this is all so they can rent it out and make about $12,000 per year on it. LOL. If you had just taken the $3.2 million and stuck it in T-bills, you’d make about $130,000 per year in interest, which is over TEN TIMES what you will make from renting it out.

Absolute fucking morons. Yet another disastrous project from the dynamic duo of Talbert and DeGraffenreid.

Another Scalp Taken: Kimmel Shitcanned.

Are you tired of winning yet? I’m not. The most hilarious part is that when Colbert got the axe, Trump taunted Kimmel and told him he was next…and it came true not long after! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s what you get for making up absolute and complete bullshit lies and for having a “comedy” show devoid of comedy.

 

To all the crybaby shitlibs who are whining about this, I’ll remind you that you have been calling for people on the right to be fired forever. That shriveled libskank Carol Garner Doughty wanted Tucker Carlson arrested a couple years ago just because she didn’t like what he said!!

Trump didn’t “fire” Kimmel. His affiliates did. They wisely realized that his unfunny antics and bitter trolling (not to mention outright lies about Charlie Kirk’s killer) weren’t really pulling in the viewers. So they pre-empted his show. Which means no ad revenue.

I guess Jimmy can always learn to code. BAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh, and in case THAT isn’t enough, here is Kimmel gloating over Tucker getting fired a few years ago:

Jimmy Kimmel celebrates Tucker Carlson getting fired from Fox.

Who’s laughing now, you prick? I certainly am!!

Of course, Tucker went on to found a very successful podcast – something Kimmel will NEVER pull off because he’s a whiney cunt and a douchebag with zero talent.

Bondi and Patel Dropping The Ball Already. Antifa Goons And Other Cheering Scum Should Already Be In Solitary Confinement With Lives Ruined.

After January 6th the left did not hesitate.

Despite the protesters being unarmed and killing no one, they had their lives utterly destroyed.

Terminally-ill grandmothers went to prison, guys who never went inside the capital went to prison.

Proud boys who weren’t even in DC got life sentences.

They chased down every lead, used every aspect of the surveillance state, used the power of the government to destroy the lives of every opponent.

Trump was shot, Corey Comperatore was murdered protecting his family, Charlie Kirk was murdered in front of his children for the crime of debating college kids.

They don’t think you’re taking the high road, they don’t think you’re displaying your desire for unity, they are celebrating and planning who they can murder and imprison next.

What in the hell are Bondi and Patel waiting for?? Doors should already be kicked in. Scumbags should be rotting in solitary for the next two years with no access to lawyers. Those are the rules the shitlibs made a couple years ago. Time to hoist them on their own petard.

This is what happened to non-violent trespassers from J6. Pre-trial SOLITARY CONFINEMENT:

Of course, some morons are likening a guy getting murdered in front of his family to the J6 riots – where NOBODY was killed and no guns were involved – unless you count the black Capitol Police scumbag who shot an unarmed Ashli Babbit.

We’ll make sure that Sid Miller knows his dumb-shit opponent thinks a 4-hour riot where zero weapons were brandished is the exact same as shooting a man in the neck in front of his kids. I’m sure the average Texan will just LOVE that.

Even Brain-Dead Fetterman Understands That Socialism And Communism Are Evil, Moronic Systems That Don’t Work.

Comrade Clayton, take note! Even your good buddy Uncle Festerman, whom you backed enthusiastically back in 2023…

…understands that your religion of communism, envy, socialism and Marxist Big Government is beyond stupid and has failed everywhere throughout history.

Fetterman rips ‘lefties’ in Dem party, saying people in ex-communist nation told him ‘you are morons’

Asked about a new Gallup poll showing 66% of Democrats view socialism favorably while only 42% view capitalism favorably, Fetterman said it is an important question to raise.

“I literally was in a former communist nation. And I asked that — I said, ‘Some people in my party, some of the lefties are talking about socialism now. What do you think?’”

“He’s like, ‘that’s the worst thing ever – you’re going to need a reality check if you ever adopt any of those things. You know, like — you are morons.”

But I’m sure a spoiled 34-year-old child who lives with his mom and and has never worked a real job in his life knows WAY better than the poor bastards who suffered under socialism/communism in Cuba, the USSR and Croatia.

Moron.

Muzzies Further Infest Michigan. Berate American For Not Wanting Street Named After Jihadists.

Unbelievable. This bullshit is happening in Texas, too.

After Hammoud attacked Barham during the meeting, Barham walked away from the podium and said to Hammoud: “God bless you, mayor.”

Hammoud then replied: “You also say that I’m an apostate. I’m going to hell. … If I were you, I would stay silent.”

Muslims should not be allowed to hold office in the United States. Period. Federal, state, local. None of them. Head on back over to Somalia and Pakistan, you scumbags.

Japan knows what time it is…

But over here, we allow low-IQ, inbred, anti-American scumbags to hold federal office AND steal millions for personal gain.

Not only that, in Texas we have self-hating, anti-American socialist scumbags who actually WORSHIP pieces of shit like Ilhan Omar and who love Islam…

After Years Of Failure And Wheel-Spinning, Talbert Resigns From LEDC. Thank Goodness.

Can’t believe I forgot to post this last week. Just goes to show you how inconsequential Misti Talbert is in the grand scheme of things. Her resignation letter is a true work of art. Filled with delusions and nonsense…just like her terms as mayor and LEDC president.

In my book, leadership is defined by decisively choosing the proper course of action after careful weighing of reality and the facts and then succeeding in your mission through sheer willpower.

Leadership is NOT packing your board with cronies, wasting millions and accomplishing absolutely nothing…which is exactly what she did.

Inbred LEDC Decides To Inbreed Some More – Talbert Takes The Wheel

I think the most hilarious part is where she implies she was “constrained” in her actions and “had her hand tied between her back”! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Lady, you had ALL your cronies packed on the board. You and your bff TJ Monroe were CONCURRENTLY running the LEDC AND City council for many years (which I repeatedly pointed out was a HUGE conflict of interest). You were handed almost a MILLION dollars in Covid money that the City could have used for just about anything else. I’m not sure how you get “constrained” out of all that.

Don’t forget Cathy “Porkchop” Kuehne gave that colossal waste of Covid money her blessing: “I’ve been filled in on this, and I think it’s a win-win.” [34:45 mark]

The above photo is Misti begging for $971,000 in Covid money back in February of 2022. Her bff TJ Monroe was mayor (Monroe ALSO sat on LEDC board at that time) and Porkchop Kuehne was cheering it all on from the peanut gallery.

Misti lied repeatedly about all the tenants who were “just about to move in” over the last four years and she threw a fit last year when it was suggested that maybe, just maybe, they needed some new blood on the LEDC instead of the same 6 or 8 people who had been running it into the ground for decades.

If anything, City council gave you TOO MUCH of a free hand. They should have fired your ass a long time ago and demanded straight answers about your “tenants about to move in” bullshit. You were the OPPOSITE of “constrained” for the last four years, and the failed, empty “business park” is the result of your incompetence.

Good riddance.

Here Are Some Countries With Zero Evil Billionaires.

I have compiled a list of countries where ZERO billionaires exist to “ruin the lives” of everyone else. I’ll gladly pay for ALL moving expenses AND a first class, one-way ticket if local socialist and billionaire-hater Clayton Tucker agrees to move there and never come back.

Cuba. Somalia. North Korea. Haiti. Afghanistan. Yemen. Eritrea. South Sudan.

Take your pick, buddy.

I’m not kidding. Yes, a first-class ticket to Somalia is probably around $10,000 but it’s worth it to see a spoiled, whiney socialist douchebag see how most of the world lives while he whines about capitalism in a country where even the “poor” people have 70-inch TVs, air conditioning and running water.

To The Dummy Socialist Who Keeps Yammering About Evil Billionaires: Here Are The REAL Statistics.

“We’re gonna return Texas to the working folks, not the billionaires!”rabid socialist Clayton Tucker who is NOT a “working folk” and never has been.

Local socialist Clayton “Shit Sniffer” Tucker (who lives with his mother) has spent the better part of the last three months blabbering about billionaires and how they are supposedly responsible for everything terrible in your life as a Texan.

As I have pointed out dozens of times, Clayton the moron socialist is CONSTANTLY handing his money over to billionaires! He has all kinds of Apple crap (air pods, iWatch, iMac, iPhone, etc) which is the most overpriced shit on the market and Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple, is an evil billionaire!

He keeps using Twitter, which is owned by the most evil billionaire of them all, Elon Musk! He also frequents mega corporation Starbucks with their WILDLY overpaid CEO instead of the local coffee shops.

You’d think the FIRST thing you’d do as an outspoken hater of billionaires is to STOP handing them your money. But Clayton Tucker is a complete and utter moron, not to mention a hypocrite, so that won’t happen.

Let’s take a hard look at how many billionaires there actually ARE in the state of Texas and compare to other states.

Wow. Look at that! Deep blue New York and Commiefornia have WAY more billionaires than Texas! They ALSO both have progressive income taxes to soak those billionaires. But guess what? They are both perennially broke and in debt begging for more.

Let’s look at it a different and more accurate way, by accounting for population size. Here is the number of billionaires per million citizens….

Oohhhh…look at that! Texas is WAY down there with the other “poor” states that shitlibs like to ridicule like Arkansas and Oklahoma. As you can see, the grifter parasite class in D.C. (which is the Clayton-Tucker type of person) is by FAR the worst offender. They are also the worst because almost all of that wealth was stolen from the taxpayer through NGO grifts and other parasitic programs, NOT through hard work or innovation.

As you can see above, there are plenty of deep blue, shitlib states that are FAR worse “offenders” than Texas. If you REALLY hate billionaires so much, you should be calling out the evil twats in D.C. and the north like the Soros fags, Mike Bloomberg and Bill Gates. Oh, but they donate to shitlibs, so they are untouchable. Clayton would rather go after PRODUCTIVE billionaires who create things and make our lives better while he ignores the parasite grifter billionaires.

What an asshole, man.

In my opinion, you should WANT more billionaires living in your state. Billionaires tend to run giant, successful businesses that employ a shit ton of people. Whereas clueless, broke poseur commies like Clayton Tucker employ ZERO people.

I actually did a big post on that once comparing Jeff Bezos the billionaire to Clayton Tucker the hundredaire. It was not a good result for Comrade Clayton:

Socialist Tapeworm Clayton Tucker Still Marinating In Envy Juices.

Yeah, but keep blabbering about billionaires, you complete loser dork.

Clayton Tucker: grifter parasite waiting for mom and dad to die so he can have his own house….

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