Local Incel Irrationally Worried About Abortions

Local socialist loser and incel Clayton Tucker just cannot stop worrying about abortions!

This is like me whining that I can’t legally play blackjack at a casino in Texas. If playing blackjack all the time was that important to me, I’d move to Las Vegas – where it IS legal. See how that works? Each state decides what it wants to legalize. It’s a beautiful experiment and the Tenth Amendment makes it all possible.

Let me put your mind at ease, Comrade Tucker. The odds of you needing to worry about an abortion are astronomical.

Here is the calculation – we need to figure out the odds of a few things happening – all dependent on each other.

Odds of:

Meeting a chick who will talk to you for more than 15 minutes and shares your love of socialism and doesn’t mind that you live with your mom: 15%

Convincing this chick to have sex with you before creeping her out permanently or boring her to death with talk of windmills and solar panels: 20%

Maintaining erection while looking at someone who is NOT Robert Francis O’Rourke: 10%

Banging her on a day she is actually fertile: 20%

Since all of these conditions must be met for a baby to be made, the odds of you ever impregnating a chick are (.15 x .2 x .1 x .2 = .0006 or 0.06%) – which converts to approximately 1665 to 1 odds.

I wouldn’t give it a second thought, buddy. You’re safe.

Tired of Getting Screwed With 0% Interest By Local Banks? There Is a Solution.

So the Fed has raised rates yet again – and now Fed Funds sit at 3.75% – 4.00%.

You know what local banks are offering me on my account, even after the Fed has jacked rates from 0% up to 4%?

Zero (actually about 1/2 of one percent – 50 basis points)

That would be the same 0% that they offered me for the last 10 years when Fed Funds were also at 0%. Now the Fed raises rates 400 basis points and my bank raises MY rate only 50 basis points?

That is bullshit.

There is a way to get a risk-free 4.5% now, if you’re willing to tie your money up for 1, 3, 6, or 12 months at a time. It is essentially a CD (certificate of deposit) and can be laddered the same way.

[Learn about laddering here]

All you need to do is set up an account to buy T-bills DIRECTLY from the U.S. Government. Go to www.treasurydirect.com and set up an account. It’s free – and you can quickly link your local bank account to your Treasury Direct account.

The yield curve is massively inverted right now – a sign of recession. Six-month and one-year bills are very fat….

THEN, you start buying in chunks. Maybe today you buy some 1-month, 3-month and 6-month T-bills. Then next month you do the same. Then you do the same the month after that. Eventually, when you have laddered these differing durations properly, you will have a T-bill coming due every month and you can decide to re-invest or just take the cash if you need it – which means parts of your money are never really tied up for more than 30 days.

Shit, if you’re wealthy enough, maybe you toss $100k into the one-year bill and you are $4,600 richer next November than if you had left your money sitting in your local bank account getting screwed.

I had one of these accounts about 20 years ago – back when you actually got interest on your money. I had forgotten about it until recently.

I meant to write about this last month when there was a tremendous opportunity to lock in over 9% on an I-Series bond:

Rush on I bonds paying 9.62% is crashing TreasuryDirect website

Oh well. I got in and you didn’t. Those are the breaks. But you can STILL get up to TEN TIMES better interest rates than you get at your local bank.

Even now, I-bonds are yielding 6.89% if you can tie up your money for a year – a FAR CRY from my local bank’s paltry 0.75% offering.

Here is a sample of LOCAL interest rates:

Passbook account: 0.20%

Six month CD: 0.50%

One year CD: 0.75%

That is a screw job.

Here are the recent rates I got on T-bills through my Treasury Direct account:

One-month T-bill: 3.64%

Three-month T-bill: 4.25%

Six-month T-bill: 4.60%

One-year T-bill: 4.73%

Again, it is FREE to set up an account and it takes maybe 5 minutes. You can quickly and easily transfer funds between your local bank and the U.S. Treasury. These are RISK FREE debt instruments auctioned DIRECTLY from the U.S. Treasury.

You’re welcome.

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts Slow Drastically In October.

Well, I finally found the sales tax receipt number for October…and it ain’t real pretty.

[Payments to cities – see row 585]

Receipts grew only 3.44% compared to October 2021 – $251,000 versus $243,000 a year earlier.

Considering inflation is currently raging at anywhere between 8% and 12% (depending on who you believe) and that the state of Texas as a whole saw sales tax revenue increase almost 12% year-over-year, it is clear our City is now lagging badly.

If the price of everything went UP 10% in the last year, but your sales tax receipts (which are not adjusted for inflation) only went up 3.4% – then you are actually seeing a decline in sales.

All those millions borrowed by the City and the LEDC for their business park and other dubious projects? Don’t sweat that. According to Mayor Monroe:

“Typically, we are able to pay those down within the nine years and have saved a substantial amount of money”

I’m sure it’ll all work out. And if it doesn’t? Well, there are plenty of taxpayer cows to be milked harder if need be.

Damn, the 70s Were Awesome

“Dad, there’s no seat belt back here.”

“Then wrap the vacuum hose around your waist, you pussy.”

Clayton-Tucker-types would have NEVER made it through the 70s.

“You think tail gunners in WWII worried about seatbelts? Shut up, hand me those Pall Malls and let’s go”.

Actually, more like “”Here take the seatbelt from up front because we cut them out.”

No one in the 70s was asking about seat belts. It was all “I call way back!”. The “way back” was the place to be on long car rides. Only the suckers sat in the back seat. Lived back there because you could get away with murder and dad’s arm couldn’t reach us! It was worth the risk.

My dad had a Geo Metro with the back seat taken out and he let my little sister ride up front because ‘she had more life to live’. She was only two years younger than me. LOL.

GEN X, the last tough generation.

LEDC Needs To Keep All Their Lies Straight.

A few days ago, the Lampasas Dispatch had a front-page story titled “Hearing set for LEDC Business Park plat“.

Towards the end, we got some info from City manager Finley deGraffenreid:

In mid-October, City Manager Finley deGraffenried described the project as “nearing substantial completion.” He told council members the park’s roadways had been paved, and the park will be ready to market to potential commercial tenants soon.

Part of their “marketing” will be blowing about $15,000 on videos and ads for the Business Pork. Of course, they did the exact same thing back in 2015 and 2018 the FIRST time the Business Pork was “finished” and ready to move into….with zero results, obviously. The Pork sits empty despite over $7 million committed to the project to date.

But I have to ask one silly question: why do we need to spend one single penny on marketing? After all, we were told by Mandy Walsh back on July 27, 2021:

We receive RFIs [request for information] from the governor’s office on a weekly basis – and they’re all looking for acreage and, currently, as it stands, there is nowhere to put someone…that’s looking for even 2 to 5 acres…we’re having to pass up on some possible prospects because we don’t have the land and we’re not fully developed”

In fact, every economic director and LEDC president since Michael Talbot back in May of 2004 has told this exact same lie: we get NUMEROUS requests from the governor’s office from interested businesses, but we just don’t have [fill in the blank here – money, utilities, roads, brains, etc]

May 2004
June 2004
July 2004
June 2014

So if they have been (and still are) getting NUMEROUS weekly inquiries since 2004 (52 weeks times 18 years = 936 inquiries, at LEAST) then why do they need to spend $15,000 to market this thing? According to their previous lies, there are people beating the door down to move into this thing.

Of course, those lies were usually told when they had their hand out for money. Like The Great Valentine’s Day Begging scene from earlier this year – when Talbert managed to pilfer $971,000 in “Covid relief” funds from the City.

Not to MENTION, the “about four” serious prospects that Mandy told us they had earlier this year. Lemme guess: none of THOSE worked out either??

Electoral Map Breakdown…

Sorry girls. I’ve said it before and will say it again: women should have never been given the vote. You are WAY too emotional and susceptible to the siren song of socialism and “free stuff”. I think all the chicks I know would be fine with that because they know that probably 80% of females cannot be trusted to vote rationally.

If I gained 100 pounds and came home and my mom told me I looked great and my dad told me I was a fat tub of shit, which parent loved me more? WAY too many moms out there and not enough dads.

Furthermore, when the idiotic policies you support reach their inevitable end, it’s not the women that are out in the battlefield bleeding in a war. It’s the men. It’s been that way throughout history.

Uncle Festerman did 15 points better with women because “they felt sorry for him”. Fuck all that.

While we’re at it, only male property owners (i.e. people who pay taxes and have skin in the game) should have the vote. That would help eliminate the parasites in society from having a say – like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood.

Under-30 Commies Showed Up Last Night. Socialist Takeover of America Well Underway Now.

Well, what a hard-fought battle all around. Millions of well-informed Americans trudged to the polls on election day and pulled the lever for a candidate they thoroughly studied and understood. A candidate who agreed to debate their opponent and who made coherent and passionate arguments supporting their positions. Candidates who would uphold their oath to the Constitution to make America a greater place for us all! We are all Americans today and we can now all come together, put aside our differences and work to make the country great again!

Just kidding. A bunch of lazy cockroaches “voted by mail” for idiots who were too afraid to debate (Hobbs) or were clinically brain dead and incoherent (Uncle Festerman).

All we learned last night is that there are a LOT more socialist cockroaches in this country than there used to be – and they are voting. I will NEVER stand together and “unite” with cockroaches. I’ll try to stamp them out until the day I die.

You see, there are two groups of people in this country:

The first group are the productive ones – who get up, go to work, and make the world go around. They explore for oil, they extract resources to make “stuff” like food, cars, buildings, engines and computers. They build bridges and pilot commercial airplanes. They refine oil into hundreds of essential products. They raise cattle. They perform open-heart surgery and save lives. These people understand how the world works and tend to lean right. They are smart and capable. They have jobs where if they fuck up, people starve or die in plane crashes or in a bridge collapse.

The other group are the cockroaches. They consume, complain, produce nothing, live off their parents (Tucker and college kids) or the government (Haywood and single-mother welfare baby machines) and spend their entire day on Tik Tok taking pictures of themselves. They have “jobs” like sitting in a college classroom with a ponytail and telling you men can be women. They are social workers and “community organizers”. They are “journalists” with an IQ of 80. They are “artists” and professional students who took out $250,000 loans to get a Masters in philosophy or “international relations”.

They do not get up before 9:30am and they don’t get dirt under their fingernails.

Unfortunately, these cockroaches are multiplying rapidly and are in real danger of outnumbering the rest of us…as we saw last night.

The Marxist college professors and high school teachers have done an excellent job of churning out morons who cannot think for themselves and see Big Government as the answer to everything. Scumbag socialist professors have done their job, and parents have not:

What did they teach the young generation? They can get participation trophies for just being there. They get presents on other kids’ birthdays…and now they don’t need to pay off their loans. That they can get “rent moratoriums” for two years over a cold virus. When they don’t get their way they cry. They bring their parents to job interviews. They are entitled to safe spaces and trigger warnings. Enforcing laws is “racist”. They think the world is going to end from “global warming” in the next 8 years because Instagram told them so.

When anyone disagrees with them, that person is “racist” and “Hitler”. Just look at this fucking loser Cade Snyder/Hilgenberg again! He’s a prime example in his early or mid-20s and he is losing his mind that Texas is still red:

The most spoiled generation in the history of the world. They walk around with a supercomputer in their pockets and can have ANYTHING at the press of a button. Food from Door Dash, ten million products on Amazon delivered to their door in 36 hours, a ride from Uber in minutes, thousands of movies on Netflix, dating candidates on Match.com, the weather, plane tickets, stock trades, talk to anyone in the WORLD in mere seconds, and a million other things. Literally, the world is at their fingertips. But they spend their time crying about how shitty their lives are and how unfair everything is.

They are above working for anything. They are above waiting for anything. They think they can just demand free stuff forever and it will magically appear. They have never done a productive thing in their pathetic lives. Everyone else is here to provide them with ‘free’ healthcare and ‘free’ education and ‘free’ rent.

They don’t have the first fucking clue how good they have it. I’d love to send them all to Somalia or Malawai for just two weeks. Let them see how the rest of the world lives.

Oh, how I detest them. And now these useless and clueless cockroaches are voting en masse. They have figured out they can vote themselves other people’s property and money.

Young adults (or even 31-year-olds like Clayton Tucker) who still primarily live off support from their parents and handouts from the government have no clue about the reality of real life challenges. If I had my way, the voting age would be 25 and only for people who pay taxes and thus have skin in the game.

Oh, and college-‘educated’ single females in their 20s will be the death of our Republic. There is no group more ill-informed or susceptible to emotional commie bullshit than this group:

Pretty much everyone under the age of 30 is a Tik Tok buffoon. All media that young people consumes is in the hands of liberals. You are now seeing the result. All you parents out there who stuck an iPad in your kids’ hands every day rather than talk to them and pound into their heads the dangers of socialism and the greatness of our Founding Fathers? YOU are to blame for this. You have unleashed a generation of commie morons.

I’m looking at YOU, Terry and Howard Tucker.

I hope Gen Z gets drafted. Then we can see how much they like big government. Maybe start them off in Ukraine.

At Clayton Tucker’s House Tonight….

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the heck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a literal breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Beto to be Governor and fix this broken state and FIX THE DAMN GRID. I cannot flipping deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in Austin???? This is so bad.

First Mental Breakdown Occurs at Noon Central. Local Loser Cade Snyder / Hilgenberg of Austin.

Lib dummy heads go BOOM!!!

This moron again? The former “Cade Snyder” of Lampasas….

IF Abbott wins? LOL!!!

Cade Snyder, aka Cade Hilgenberg, aka pudgy former local nerd who can’t complete a sentence without screaming about nazis or racism. Was heavily invested in the commie scam known as “BLM”. Was straight. Then gay. Then bisexual. Was a HUGE Covid Cult idiot who literally cried when Abbott lifted the mask mandate.

You will work at a grocery store forever. Get used to it.

Moved to Austin from Lampasas to “make art” and complain about capitalism.

Blah, blah, blah, racism, blah, blah, fascism, blah, blah, blah.

Ashamed of living in the greatest country in the world. A country that every poverty-stricken illiterate in the southern hemisphere is clamoring to sneak into. Nothing is stopping Cade from moving on down to Honduras or Venezuela. Yet here he stays – enjoying the fruits of a free market economy and Constitutional Republic.

In other words, a complete loser. A poster soy boy for the insane Marxist leftards in this world. The thought of him losing his mind tonight when Abbott destroys Beto by 15 points is maybe the best early Christmas gift EVER! Thank you, dork!

Your tears are delicious. I don’t think your family will give a shit if you stop talking to them. Go back to your doodling and ranting about nazis.

This dork turned out gay? No way.

Reminder: Abbott governor will be there for FOUR MORE YEARS. If you hate Texas so much, why don’t you pack up and move to California? Or New York? Or some other shit-hole state that is falling apart under Utopian Marxist rulers? Because you are a hypocrite, that’s why.

Never has a generation that has been so spoiled and had it so good complained so much. Disgusting babies, all of them.

Hilariously, NOW all the same libtards are crowing about how BOOMING the Texas economy is and salivating over the huge surplus just itching to flush it down the toilet into the shitty government-run school system.

Reminder: California is facing a $25 billion DEFICIT. More proof that freedom and low taxes will ALWAYS give better results than Marxist big-government garbage policies.