First Paul Pelosi and now this. Christmas is coming early to the Lampasshole household.
And next week, I expect to find a massive Red Wave in my early-Christmas stocking!!! Yay!
I remember last year when all the little Hitlers who wanted forced vaccines on guys like me said stuff like “who cares…they’re all Trumpers and right wing racists – let them all die”.
Looks like it’s actually the other way around! BAHAHAHAHA. Methinks there will be far less liberals around to vote this time than there were last time, thanks to a whole bunch of “Sudden Adult Deaths” lately.
Red Wave incoming. A massive red tsunami that will pound moron commies like Clayton Tucker, Bruce Haywood, Julie Landrum, Janet Crozier and Potato Head Fitzharris into the sand.
They will not know what hit them. They will walk around in a daze on Wednesday morning after getting slammed into the sand by this wave and wonder what the hell just happened.
I will be at the bar laughing. Feel free to join me at Memo’s to watch election returns and revel in the glory. I may even bring my Nancy Pelosi cardboard cutout that I was saving to celebrate her death and put in on the floor for everybody to walk all over.
A bunch of libs have lost their minds over a Donald Trump Jr. joke today…
Here is a sample of what some clowns on Yahoo! thought of that harmless joke:
The right and republicans in general are creating a political/social atmosphere where empathy is a thing of the past.
The trump family is proof positive that no matter how much money you have — or say you have, in their case — you simply can’t buy class.
This is where we are as a country. Can you believe it? There is no more decency, compassion or respect for other human beings. The MAGA republicans keep sinking. Every day they hit a new low. Vote your conscience because the republicans don’t have one anymore.
It is amazing how the Republicans constantly play the “violence” card while the threats and acts of violence are, at least in the political arena, almost entirely coming from the extreme right of the GOP.
Such unbelievable hypocrites and pussies, it makes me ill.
It’ll be even funnier if we find out this guy was NOT some “far-right MAGA” guy but instead just a lefty homo that Pelosi actually invited over and was hooking up with, only to end in a lover’s quarrel.
The left is truly insane. They do the most despicable shit imaginable and then cry like babies and try to take the moral high ground when they get hit right back in the face. I guess they forgot this:
Fugly D-list scum.
The only way to beat these scum is when they punch you, you punch them back twice as hard. They pull a knife? You pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital? You send one of theirs to the morgue. That was how Trump operated and it’s why they despised him. They much preferred pussies like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, George Bush and John McCain. Pussies who were afraid of the media calling them a mean name instead of growing some balls.
Rand Paul was attacked by BLM and Antifa goons and the left thought it was hilarious. They also found it funny when Rand was attacked by his neighbor.
Second most-punchable face in the world, after David Schwimmer
So I find it doubly hilarious when Paul Pelosi (who is a giant scumbag anyways) gets attacked by a homo rent boy. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
I’m starting to understand why Austin/Lampasas liberal stooge Stephanie Fitzharris keeps starting new Facebook pages: so she can erase all evidence of her prior wrong calls, Covid Cult authoritarianism, and rabid Marxism/liberalism.
Reinventing wheel = I’m erasing evidence of past support of Biden, Covid Cult and Marxist lib policies which are destroying the country….so I can’t be blamed later.
She was wrong about Covid death rates, wrong about HCQ, wrong about masks working, wrong about lockdowns, wrong about keeping kids out of school, wrong about social distancing, wrong about Biden being a good president, wrong about the Ghost of Kiev, wrong about Stacy Abrams, wrong about raising her communist son Julian Jordan of Oregon, and wrong about the “vaccine”.
Yes….such a TREASURE he turned out to be!
Her latest absolutely wrong call? That the Georgia voter ID laws (which required IDs and other safeguards in order to vote) were somehow “restrictive” and “repressive”. She cheered when the MLB idiots moved the All-Star game out of Georgia. Hilariously, the Braves went ahead and won the World Series last year, while her beloved Dodgers (she once lived in CA – shocker!) got crushed…..
But guess what? Potato Head was completely wrong AGAIN! I know…crazy, right?
Don’t worry – Comrade Clayton, Bruce Haywood and all the other libs who screamed bloody murder about voter ID requirements were wrong too.
Oops.
Well, good thing you started a new Facebook page recently so it was all erased and you can pretend it never happened. Just like your insanity during Covid…
Wearing a mask is actually very fucking stupid and useless. It’s science.
If Austin is so AWESOME, why’d you sell your house? Why are you slumming around in Lampasas?? Do us all a favor and just head back to California or Oregon with the other lib scum. Every lib scumbag who moves from Austin to Lampasas is one too many, in my book. City council ought to ban liberals like they ban burning leaves when it’s too dry outside.
Say that reminds me…watch out for this Potato Headed moron here in town. I think she may be trying to move here and blend in pretending to NOT be a Marxist, Biden-loving, Covid Cult asswipe. Of course, I know better and I have the receipts to prove it.
[She was spotted at Lampasas Beer Market way back in the corner last Saturday evening. Funny thing was, the World Series was on with Houston playing, and this self-proclaimed “baseball fanatic” (who blabbered and babbled about the All-Star game being moved because of ‘racism’) never even glanced at the screen once. ‘Baseball fanatic’ was just another personality to put on or take off like her XXL underwear.]
She seems even MORE mentally unstable lately as she thinks her MOM’S (Local loon Janet ‘Crazier’ Crozier) house is actually HERS! Maybe after she sold her Austin mansion, she moved in with mom. Nothing would surprise me. But she has been spotted trying to ingratiate herself online to local music legend Bobby Starr and also comments on the pages of councilman Herb Pearce and his family. So there is no telling what’s she’s up to….
“Soon, soon” what? We have to see your potato head in the streets on Lampasas? God help us.
In case you are not clear on this exchange, Potato Head somehow had access to her mom’s doorbell cam – which is weird enough. Then a chick named Suzie Adams asks “is that the house YOU got?” (Potato Head was in the process of selling her Austin house at the time).
As bad luck would have it, our local gardener Janet “Crazier” Crozier (Potato Head’s mom) happened to see this on-line exchange the very next day and jumped in and corrected her, saying “NO…that is OUR house”. Lampasas property rolls prove Janet right – the house belongs to “CROZIER JANET D & MILVERN J” – as you can see HERE.
So Fitzharris either has Biden-like dementia and doesn’t realize what house she actually owns OR she straight up LIES right to the face of a good friend. Take your pick.
I have always picked “she’s a loon”, myself.
I guess that’s what happens when you change your personality every 6 months or so. Maybe I should call her Sybil instead.
This has been such an awesome week. Elon triggering woke Twitter twats, firing the pricks that censored everything and now this “intruder” smashes a Pelosi in the head. Thank you God!!
“Hammer” used in Pelosi attack
This reminds me of the Tiger Woods incident back in like 2009. None of it made sense. He “fell asleep” and crashed. OK. You just KNEW it was all bullshit.
They both held hammers. This hammer. Thor and Odin roleplay. Gotta live when you’re married to Nancy.
This story has a TON of loose ends. It’s more fucked up than the Jussie Smollet story and sounds more like a gay lovers’ quarrel than anything else. I have zero doubt the truth will come out eventually. And it won’t be the current nonsense about a MAGA guy from Berkeley breaking in.
A militant nudist? They both had hammers? He didn’t attack Pelosi until the police arrived for a “wellbeing check”? Who called THAT in? The glass was broken from the inside? Holy shit, yes.
First Walsh resigns abruptly, and now Neal Leavell is gone from the LEDC board. To see Leavell scurry off the LEDC ship after over TWENTY YEARS is surprising indeed. Very surprising. After all, the Business Pork Project is almost complete and about to open in a glorious fashion and attract dozens, nay, HUNDREDS of “high-paying jobs”. Why would Walsh and Leavell bolt so close to the payoff day?
So Leavell had to be replaced after he left. There was a tiny blurb in the most recent Dispatch about how “council voted unanimously to appoint Fin Erwin to the LEDC board of directors“
How nice. Fin Erwin. Never heard of him. Obviously just some random guy who was selected out of the many, many people who have submitted paperwork to be on the LEDC board of directors. I know there are a bunch of them, because I’ve seen their submissions in the council packets.Even Comrade Clayton Tucker applied to be on the LEDC board! In all, I’d say at LEAST 8 people submitted paperwork to serve on the LEDC board. People like Tim Hefley, Jami Sanchez, Kathy Crawford, Michael Sibberson, and Comrade Clayton Tucker.
Only it turns out he’s NOT just some random guy. Fin Erwin is married to Haley Gibson. Haley Gibson is….wait for it….
…Misti Talbert’s SISTER! Oh my. So Misti now has her brother-in-law on the LEDC board of which she is president.
I wonder how he’ll vote in the future. Will he vote WITH Misti’s chowderheaded ideas? Or against them?
Hmmm. What are the odds that her own brother-in-law is plucked from the pile of submissions to be on the LEDC? Oh wait…according to the list in the September LEDC packet, Fin didn’t even APPLY! Again, go see pages 16 through 29 to see who DID bother to fill out the paperwork.
The LAST time this happened (a year ago), the LEDC decided to ignore all the people who actually went to the trouble of applying and instead appointed Ryan Shahan to the board.That would be the SAME Ryan Shahan who is President of the Bank that is loaning the LEDC millions of dollars for the Business Pork Project.
Not really a good look, as I commented at the time. Don’t forget the taxpayers paid his bank an additional $15,000 “loan origination fee” for the honor of borrowing their money.
That would be the “agreement” that was first mentioned in November of 2021 – a year ago. It has been “in the possession of Mr. Martin and his attorney” for QUITE a while now…
March 21, 2021: “No the agreement is not quite finalized. It is under review by attorneys. We anticipate it being completed soon. I will get you a copy as soon as it has been finalized”
April 13, 2022:“No the agreement is still being reviewed by his attorney.”
June 9th, 2022: “Staff actually followed up this week and it is still in the possession of Mr. Martin and his attorney. We are hopeful that it will be finalized soon.”
BUT here’s the rub: if the agreement has been sitting on the desk of and “in the possession” of Mr. Martin and his attorney for the last seven months, then why is the City suddenly unilaterally spending almost $40,000 to “make it more marketable”?
Or did we not get the entire truth? Is the truth maybe “Martin demanded we pay to have to concrete removed or he won’t go forward”? If that is the case, then THAT should have been mentioned at the City council meeting.
If that is the case, then the story about “making it more marketable” is bullshit. Then the truth would be that the “agreement” that has supposedly been in their possession and waiting for them to sign or not sign is ACTUALLY still an ongoing negotiation and the Martin side is squeezing the City’s nut sack – which has historically been the case.
So either the deal actually IS dead and they are lying about that – and the expenditure really IS to “make it more marketable” to some future as-of-yet-unknown tenant out there somewhere who might come along….
….OR (more likely) Martin demanded the concrete be removed (at great expense to the taxpayer) and the City lied and said they did it to “make it more marketable” – and conveniently omitted the part about who was actually demanding it be done.
Feb 14, 2018 – City pays Lamco Construction $19,270 for “Hostess House repairs” [page 76]
October 2019 – City takes over Hostess House from DRT. They told us it just needed a ”few minor repairs”:
November 19, 2019 – Council votes to spend $5,850 with All Seasons for a new 5-ton AC unit [Dispatch front page news].
August 10, 2020 – Council votes to spend$2,500 with Hendrix Consulting Engineers (HCE) to evaluate the Hostess House [Council minutes page 7 item 7.3]
February 15, 2021 – HCE report is huge and repairs look expensive. Council debating what to do. Council member Cathy Kuehne is quoted in the Dispatch as saying they should keep the historical look “even if it costs more” [Council packet pages 26, 27, 28]
March 8, 2021 – Council votes to spend $6,600 with Reliance Architecture to draw up a “master plan” [Council packet page 10].
October 25, 2021 – Council votes 5-2 to approve$130,570payment to Reliance Architecture to plan the Hostess House “upgrade” – representing roughly 10% of project cost.
January 18, 2022 – Reliance Architecture$8,460for “Predesign”
September 12, 2022 – Reliance Architecture$14,775for “Construction docs”
August 22, 2022 – Reliance Architecture$32,012and$12,312for “Design dev”
October 10, 2022 – Reliance Architecture$10,342for “Construction docs”
October 24, 2022 – City council meeting – project now estimated to cost $1.88 million!
February 27, 2023 – City council meeting packet – lowest bid is RKJ Construction at$2,973,738.00!!!!!
July 21, 2023 – City council dinged for another $38,000 in fees to change the scope of the project and re-bid.
Current total fees for project – $168,570
Total spent thus far before any building or renovation is done: $200,270
Revenue from Hostess House to City: approximately $1,200 between Oct 1, 2019 and September 30, 2020.
Projected revenue for FY 2022/2023: approximately $10,500 (revenues $16,000 and costs of $5,500 anually)
